Dan3.0 - Chinese New Year

[nerfguys98]

its called a diablo

[tefolase]

im chinese and im offended

jk im latino lmao i dont have slanted eyes

[dakotasapphire]

wth you chose amy?? why? i mean seriously i did a lot better!

[BlckHrt141]

Amy didn't even put any work into that =/

[athdiakou24]

Arent Nuts also part of meat in the food pyramid?

[M8tt100]

@peoplecallmeagoth Oops sorry my bad hahaha =)

[zigzag747]

Too many nuts makes you constipated...

Oh those poor little squirrels.

[salakast]

4:54 LUUUURRRRKIN'

[guppyfishable]

ALL THOSE DesIGN S ARE PLaiN

I THINK YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER SO MANY PEOPLE PUT LOTS OF EFFORT INTO MAKING DESIGNS AND STUFF LIKE AMY'S ARE CHOSEN

[f14fan1243]

"MEAT!" I was expecting you to say, "DELICIOUS!"

[xH3rbivor3]

awe my chinese yo yo isnt like that ._.

[JIYkp]

@TWIZTTID I really do think Dan is a smart and interesting guy. But is it so wrong for his viewers to want him to make better content? The reason I criticize is because I know he has the potential to make better videos.

[TheSuperRainbows]

WOO NEW ZEALAND

[elisabethkvinge]

"lots of people in my bubble".. haha died

[PaperMondes]

you mean firecrakers

[zippythewildone]

OMG MY DESIGN IS ONE OF THE FINALISTS

:D :D :D

[AsherSax]

@zippythewildone I hope your design wins. It was the best in my opinion.

[zippythewildone]

OMG MY DESIGN IS FINALIST OMG HAPPY

[KyleneDanielle]

careful Dan, that last one might win, internet people are crazyy(:

[rragagas]

co za asy !

[Emi183]

@rragagas lol

[squee4ginnyxx]

D: WHAT. >> I was almost there. But my grades were not good enough and I WASN'T ALLOWED.

[FeitoVlogs]

I dunno what the Chinese term are for those big head people, but I know that we called them "Mad Hatters" in college for our homecoming parades.

[kostikcaustic]

THAT VAS DELICIOUS!

[jesperq8]

those "chineese yoyos" are really fun. i my self was never really "good" at using them but i remember that my brother could do some Amazing "tricks" with it. u should try it sometime

[rubikscubex2]

lol i played in the parade

[luiss210]

top 5??...so sad D:

[PandaBearJelly]

Whats up with these one minute Google adds? Since when does Google need advertising?

[uniquerokr]

WARNING TO DAN: diablos (chinese yoyo) is extremely addicting. i couldnt stop using mine for a week at one point. but it is very very fun :D

[Tossell11]

your hair is already growing back!

[ItsCallum]

woah, dan come on man, ive stuck with you through michael aranda, ive stuck with you when you made shit videos, but now i have to watch an ad before your videos, and if i see anymore videos with adverts i will unsubscribe , seriously thats going too far. i love you dan, but dont make me watch ads before your videos, or i wont bother.

[dbvideoinc]

@ItsCallum he can't help that. It's youtube's fault.

[TriggerHappyMods]

@ItsCallum Oh wow, he's gunna lose 1 sub, what will he do...

[Simondlp]

Cheeseburgers don't contain any decent meat, my friend.

[Tossell11]

the Chinese yo-yo was actually a Spanish/Mexican diablo

[edwin0809]

it doesnt work

[Arrowhilt]

The Chinease Yo-Yo's are called Diablos. (Dee-ab-low).

Thumbs up for Dan to see

[NuriWasHere]

@Arrowhilt OR Dee-a-blow...XD sorry

[Emi183]

@Arrowhilt They are actually called Diabolos...

I know how to play with them :D It's really fun, but when I first learned they kept hitting my face :(

[freakforfish]

@Arrowhilt They're actually called Diabolos fucking retard.

[timtoms22]

@Arrowhilt It's not Diablos, It is Diabolos :P haha:P

[MarveledatMarvel]

@Arrowhilt it's also spanish for "Devil" xD

[wilsonxmct]

well... ABout teh Oversized head, the is something to do with playing the lion dance. like a trainer and a tiger in circus. Hope thats explained it. you asking a right person here

^^. By theway, YOu got a forehead as I do xD

[wilsonxmct]

well... ABout teh Oversized head, the is something to do with playing the lion dance. like a trainer and a tiger in circus. Hope thats explained it. you asking a right person here

^^

[harold14]

don't threaten me with love baby let's just go dancing in the rain

[PokemonKid100]

Yay, I be half-Chinese! =D

[jabootyqueen010]

Dan, Shouldn't you be doing research on your tasks? You seem to go into everything so blind and you make yourself seem ignorant. You're a smart guy, you used to demonstrate that, do it again!

[maxamillisman]

30 people didn't hit the muffin button

[empossible1]

im delicious... does than mean you'd eat me?

[poeticretellings]

i'm nearly positive that the people in the heads have to do with the dragons. like, americans have a new year's baby, right? the chinese have this little bald headed guy who leads the dragon around and brings good luck. at least, the faces on their heads look like the new year's man.

[AwsomeMystery]

i was in san fran on tuesday it was amazing i think u should go to alkatraz it was awesome but it is expensive i ended up getting a free picture while everyone else had to pay $25 for it and that is the amout that i payed to get to go to alkatraz everyone else had to pay $11 more than me.

[TheTaylorHan]

I find it weird that the fact its been raining for almost a week is significant to you. However, that may be because I'm Scottish...

[datobeable]

how tall are u?

[LilithMoonDemon]

Beside the chinese name (Tzuh-ling), they are also called diabolo. ^ ^

Also very common on circus ^ ^

[Niqouxa]

Cute Little Kids Heh That's What I'm Talking About

[FowlEmFour]

your fireworks face was hilarious.

[15Bibliophile]

the large heads are to make the people look like chibby type people. its a type of art/manga thats a common way of making people look cute or childlike. when you draw a character, the body is usually a certain number of heads tall (usually around 5ish). for chibbies, the body is usually 1 or 2 heads :)

[Nokitfer]

Go Skydiving

[YIyiYI789]

the “chinese yoyo” is call 扯铃(che ling)

if u see pro playing it it won't feel boring but if newbie playing it, it is boring.

i must say that the people playing it in your video really look's like a newbie to me.

[JakeTheFakeReal]

Amy's 

[konraddo]

The Chinese name of those big-headed people, if literally translated, is Big-Head-Buddha. That big-head person is sort of a guardian of the lion, and he tries to lead the lion to visit villages to help stop an epidemic.

[12grubs]

AAAAAAAAH MY BRAIN

[IonaIsEpic]

your videos last too long they shouldnt be much more than 5-6 minutes

[situationextremities]

OH NO! NOT A HUG!! *runs*

[jigglypuff1337]

and when you finish planning d3p0 you will start on d4p0 and you will spent the whole of it planning it then you go on to d5p0-

[jmovlogs]

When you said the burger was in the top 5 of best moment of your life and then right after said "I have a list" I thought it was gonna be a list of the top 5 moments of your life.

[BoyLovesErza]

Finally I can say "Hey World" 20 times better than you Dan!

[theeichris]

wow, u turned into a demon in that last second

[drumbum99]

chinese yoyo -> diabolo

[ViVox444]

01:15

thatswhatshesaid

[r053]

Dan, you're a smart person and I would encourage you (plus all who read this) to do some research on how your meat gets to your plate (hint: it's a la factory farming). You love meat, and that's fine... but do you love it infinitely? Could things such as health of the environment, of omnivorous Americans, and of farmed animals, possibly matter more to you?

Kudos to you for vegetarian week. Hopefully this doesn't mean the conclusion of the eating-meat discussion altogether. It's important.

[sasukehaseo]

There's a T-shirt design I want to do, but I was too lazy D:

I'm gonna work my ass off today all night and morning and send it to you! D:<

Even if it doesn't make it to the t-shirt contest anymore, I at least want it hanging on your wall wendsday wall :(

[JuliusFrank]

we live vicariously through you :)

[sasukehaseo]

The giant headed people remind me of the Hoshino Family from Katamari Damacy xD

[pipernoswiping]

LOL! that last design.

[pipernoswiping]

I wish you had shown yourself making more vegetarian meals.

[RainbowRacoon]

DEARGOD. OUTBACKZACK . KILL ME NOW. HES SO RUDE

[mrfoozy47]

where we are from, asians celebrate by gambling, and my mom works at a casino. and everyone in the casino stinks because they dont go home... its sad really

[bebop4589]

I think that if you would have done veggie week more than one week you would have been able to see a difference of how you would feel with out meat.

[narutodbz900]

can i not watch on Wednesday just to get a hug?

[TimGruberMiller]

But I want a hug from dan...

[lemonsyay1]

dammit Amy only has 14%

[Jmetelsky15]

The Chinese Yo-Yos are SUPER fun!! and fairly easy to learn tricks on!! i got one at disney world and before i went home i made sure to buy another one in case mine broke haha but you should definitely look into it!

[yining200]

If god didn't want us to eat animals, he/she (not sexest) would have made them all cute and fluffy and not smelly and dangerous.

[cvs333]

wtf amy's design wasn't creative or good at all. i dont know how that one became a finalist

[TMMCA]

i dont like any of those designs......

[whiteangel0605]

AMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[HenriPiano]

I Will SKYPE Teach you Diabolo (Chinese yo yo) Im one of Europes BEST !

[DynaFF]

A bite out of a burger in your top 5?!?!?!?!

...Well, whatever goes for you.

[thunderbird5898]

I kinda wanna vote for Amy...

[thunderbird5898]

oh god... not outbackzack...

[MadDawg066]

one of the t shirt designs should have been a half eaten burger and underneath it sayin "DELICIOUS!" as its his new catchphrase

[Belgianidiot]

Chinese yo-yo's? Diabolo's? yeah...

[alyiswriting]

Was that S Club 7 I heard in the background of the bunny kids...??

[SpeakMouthWords]

I think you uploaded the wrong video, dude.

[leftfoot4ward]

im not watching wednesday's episdode lol

[MegaMaxdude]

Rob as in RobH0629?

[CMStubby1991]

@JOLLYJOEY101 why not?

[MrAusms]

Those chinese yo-yos aren't really chinese, they are called Diablos

[ExT3ND0SKuLL]

02:33 (O.O) lololol

[123321theunknown]

there called diablos dude...get it right, LOLJK

[ciaranroc]

ITS ACTUALLY CALED A DIABOLO DAN!!!

[egofishable]

Amy definately has some artistic skills, Dan.

Pick her design :D

[TheJamesawesome]

Those chinese yo-yos are acutally called diablos,

[anthropologystudent]

make Dan talk on command: spam your #7 key (on your keyboard) at the beginning of the fully loaded video.

[pitifulication]

fuck, become a vegetarian.

[clpolly]

I agree, some animals are meant to be eaten, I mean, you don't try to turn a lion into a herbivore, do you?

It's just the way the food chain works

[Quissoisso]

Goddamn... Those obnoxious noises he does while eating make me unsubscribe him...

[CMStubby1991]

@Quissoisso you can't be serious. go away. forever.

[LittleZiggy100]

spam the number 9 on your keyboard! xD

[DrQuijano]

So, Dan, have you ever tried human? Some tribes from South America (I'm thinking the Karibe) found that they made themselves tastier than cows and pigs. How about we add as a task "eat a human" to see if you are a real omnivore?

[ironsword7]

Those T-Shirt designs are mediocre. But if I had to choose it'd probs be between 2nd and 3rd design.

[iamjoris]

Carnivores just grant animals a life. Who would be keeping pigs if noone wants to eat them?

[Mist27]

I don't like any of those designs.

[thecomfyshirt]

AH! you just reminded me i need to send my Louis C.k. dvd back to netflix

[llwk62]

I thought CNY was half a month ago!!????

[EzechielCookieBear]

@llwk62 yep... i thought so too

[Bryndthomas1998]

Everyone vote for amy!!!!!!!

[raminahed1]

thumbs up if u expected a "delicious" at 4:57

[Vociferated]

@raminahed1 sAME!!!!!

[7145159]

@raminahed1 you gave a damn spoiler .! oh well

[Matthordika]

@raminahed1 Well, only now because you ruined it for me!

[teddyfail]

Those big head is Chinese's god

[got2dance4fun]

you totally should have said hey would in chinese.

[mrdevecseri]

I hope I see my letter in wall wednesday!

[antis0cialist]

If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. ~Mitch Hedberg

[viewvastvideos]

really don't like any of the shirts

[timothyweed08]

wait.. If I don't tune in Wednesday i get a hug from dan?? Well I'm not tuning in!

[sakura1x1sasukelove]

OH NO NOT A HUG!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT, PLEASEEEE

[mysticvapor]

man i expected you to say "dee-licious" at 4:58 lol

[TopHatKidd]

Amy's is definitely the most creative.

[BackLotDealings]

Hmmm.... in the poll results Josh has 100% of the vote in MA with 39788 votes. A bit suspicious to me...

[drifter9500]

@BackLotDealings weird, i voted for amy

[SerenityMoon92]

maybe i wont tune in on wednesday just so dan will get me a BIG HUG!!!!

[eaturfeet653]

idk i think the effortlessness of amy's design is cool, i wouldnt mind that on a shirt. it seems like it needs something more on the shirt, elsewhere other than on the center. but i think the careless design is actually sorta modern

[silverthorn1981]

I can live with pre-rolls. I can live with post-rolls. I can live with sponsor time. but PLEASE NOT ALL 3 IN ONE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hinoarashii]

Personally I think Amy put the most effort in her tshirt design, you can tell she put her heart and soul into that design.

[zip1ziltch2zero3]

what if we want a BIG........HUG......?

[pologatch]

Umm, wth is your number of videos decreasing? It was at 472 earlier

[johnanth]

Dan is a racist bastard!!

Unsubscribed!!!!!!

[pologatch]

@johnanth How is he racist?

[HeyGirlFace]

Honest to god, I am not lying... I honestly think I want Amy's shirt. Either that.. or Josh.

[CrasherZero1]

you my friend should watch my lion dance videos (:

[nintendogamerlper]

my melty brain goo tastes good with chips

[Jguy365]

When would you like the videos to be in? I'm wondering because I was going to make one today but I've felt like poop all day so I never made it =/

[msgiggityyy]

Dan, I miss your hair!

[SlomperProductions]

i've noticed a decrease in video views due to the fact that he started putting sponsor time in

[TheZookyDragon]

@SlomperProductions He's been doing sponsor time since D3PO started. :I

[UTUBEAJ24682]

This was uploaded on my birth day ( - :

[WeShallC]

oh come on dan, im pretty sure that if the D.E. voted for you NOT to go to the YT HQ, you would do it anyways behind our backs.

[heyyoshi1980]

zippy the wildone

[hessish]

I alway's thought you that yoyo's would be down your alley.

So Not decision engine task Get a fany starter you and learn tricks.

[OurWalkisPerfection]

AMY"S DESIGN!

[SereneFire88]

Why are you getting new admins already? A 2 month term doesn't seem like much time. Zippy the wild one has the best shirt design.

[seksypankake]

I ordered a GOT DAMN cheeseburger!

[MrMegabassman99]

I was born in rabbit FUCK YEA¡¡¡¡

[retnemmoc101]

I haven't watched d3po in a while- I'm guessing I missed out. A lot.

[raggamuffins13]

Woo, I'm in a pogobat video! Take THAT, world.

[deathtoawkward]

If you didn't wear shoes with holes in them, your feet wouldn't be cold :-P

[crystalshardz89]

@deathtoawkward he got rid of his crocks.

[alec615]

i will NOT tune in on wednesday. you owe me a hug!

[lolmattt]

AMY'S TOTALLY GONNA WIN!!!

[AVeryIronicGoose]

Video views: 14,229

Votes on poll: 31,322

I think something is wrong here.

[nicedog44]

Dan, i love the new ending to your video, much more loving and nonviolent :)

[piccolo3431]

the only reason we don't eat people is because they taste lousy

[HelpGuideMaker]

Why dan never has fun at nights :( He should go out in some club or something and get drunk :)

[crystalshardz89]

@HelpGuideMaker Yeah! I totally wanna see drunk dan!

[mixoman]

the 3rd t shirt. thats cool

[SuperToonNation]

i like amy's design...

[bulitbill12]

oh so not going to cuts us if we don't, well that's lovely I will and I have before from fear but no for compassion.

[paulmedley]

please do the live show earlyer  because im in england and 5 is about 12pm hear

[Sethorin]

@creptoo59 Nope, you got it reversed. Sashimi is fish, sushi is rice.

[TehVict]

I swore that Amy's design would be winning cuz trolls.

Maybe this should be posted on 4chan.