worst tattoo customer in history / face tattoo

[TheCelDez]

You're fuckin hilarious :D-3

[XxXDrummachineXxX]

thats a weird looking kitchen?

[geeghoul]

I love this hahahaha you gotta make another episode soon !

[DifferentIsGood101]

I feel so bad for that tattooist lmao

[AlphaQUpMane]

wow. someone spends a loooottt of time on his computer...

[The1stOMFG]

LOLOL KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[maxone2007]

Get a life....

[tehmollykatherine]

Kyle, what the heck happened at the end? haha

[101Addyrocks]

beer bottle

[Lindsay1720]

haha the tattoo guys like not even touching her and shes like screaming her face off, soo funny

and the tattoo said 'pull my hair'

[Lindsay1720]

haha the tattoo guys like not even touching her and shes like screaming her face off, soo funny

[pineapplefever]

666 likes, 13 dislikes...bro! let's not touch this (hah yeah right. but i'll chronicle the moment at least!)

[sk8erangel20]

666 likes...well this is awkward.

[tylermillott]

what a dick

[tylermillott]

what a fag

[janessat03]

omg, stumbling across this video was the greatest thing to ever happen to me.

What happened to this channel Kyle?!?!

[MyNameIsVittra]

Huuummmm...i´m thinking.......ladybug?....Yea­h, definitly a ladybug......

[ScarTissue25]

kiss my ass

[Thespectaculardude]

keep replaying 1:57 its sounds like go pick your nose

[kklynch00]

1:31 my fav part

[TheWebcamcomedy]

since when is crack taken like this

[TheWebcamcomedy]

she was getting a picture of justin bieber. what does that even mean!!!!???

[ward55]

She can't get a tattoo if she's drunk, the ink won't stick right. :)

[TheSteventrottier]

hes father is Bob Woodward

[hannahBANANA736]

added to favorites, you make me laugh :}

[ayprel]

I didn't know about this channel of yours! Subscribing! :D

[potato0famin]

could have been a persnippitous tattoo lmfao

[amandajgrove]

I think she was getting a tattoo of a lemon.

[TheBeesknees2018]

Kyle, WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?!?!?!?! lol

[theirpointy27]

WOAH!! I've been watching your nexusone videos religiously for a while now but didnt know about this channel. Ahhhh I'm diggin it! n_n you are a hoot.

[CaitlinEnjoyOnline92]

She's getting "Don't Touch This!" Tattooed on back.

[caseyeatsyourface]

You look like JIm Morrison in that picture in your intro, haha.

[madisonemily18]

...Do you have a Doors poster on your wall?! :D

[TheHotPinkRocks]

The tatoo was probably supposed to be either something SUPER girly, like a flower or a butterfly, OR something SUPER NOT girly, like a skull and cross bones. Then again, it's probably a name or date.

[jesslaker]

it was a butterfly... it's ALWAYS a butterfly.

[sLeEpInGPoPpY]

She prolly wanted a star or butterfly or something similar. but what she got was a few bloody dots.

[LaurissaMack14]

this is my last minute comment :)

[YusukeUzamaki001]

kill it wiv fire...sounds like sum1s been watchin tfs lol

[megz082]

shes getting "Hardcore" tattooed on her back for sure.

[kelseyalwaysknows]

she was getting her favorite radio station's call letters on her back :)

[ItsAaronAgain]

wow that lady needs to get a pet raccoon to solve her.......

wait what did i just say?!??!?!

[ATTILABROOTAL]

WHATABITCHBRO!.

I'd wear a shirt with that on it.

:D

[deathickkka]

I just love these videos.

[Uhlisahh]

Generic butterfly tattoo of course.

[TheMsColorless]

a small line....

[ashbringsthepartyy23]

i love the 27 club poster in the back on the door. (:

[sasuke0kyo0fan]

Whatever it was supposed to be, it was probably way messed up cause she moved so much, and the guy might've messed up on purpose cause shez so annoying

[RicemanCDN]

a radio station logo

[tuhtuhtj]

maybe she was getting some dignity tattooed on her back!

ZING!

[connorforresttv]

@tuhtuhtj or a flaming dolphin.

[xPortablemonkeysx]

I think she was trying to get a tattoo of Justin Bieber... That's why it hurt so much...

[reviveguernica]

I think she was getting a What A Bitch, Bro tattoo.

[ITS542PM]

YOU'RE VERY CUTE :D

[emilygreen111]

That was really funny you made my weekend :)

[cubanlula17]

KYLE YOU LOOK LIKE MICK JAGGER

[breandnea]

what up with this guy's chin?

haha

[FruitLoopErika]

So um...When will the Something Report Theme Song becone a ringtone?? :)

[ItsKwischinnn]

'Live Lava Yo Momma'

[RougePixie]

:D yay kyle cybert

she was getting your face :D

[mcNoa]

A puppy :3

[WhoWithAGuitar]

A penis on her back (too late :D)

[izabel1395]

cute little british kid aww<3 haha yeah WAYY from it.

[riah52392]

you remind me more and more of my boyfriend every time i watch one of your videos haha.

[kazrisk]

I think she was getting tattooed "I'm a Nexus Nerd!"

[Camyy99]

She's probably getting a tiny butterfly..

HAHAHA yessss (about the Charlie bit my finger resemblance)

lmfao "This isn't the first time she's found herself lying down telling the guy behind her to take it out" I'm dying of laughter xD

what in the world are you doing at the end...?

[aliseeahgo]

kyle. get a tramp stamp. :b

[SoSZSp]

Seriously Kyle, this is SO much better than =3. Love Ray, but for real. You're amazing. :D

And that lady was getting a tattoo of no-chin guy's face. :]

[duhhitskimmy]

you rule.

[topazeyes22]

Secretly, she's Professor Quirrell and secretly, the tattoo man wasn't giving her a tattoo... He's actually Harry Potter and the touch was toxic to her skin and she was turning to ash.

I have no clue why I said anything like that.....probably because I just read Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone.

[somethingreport]

did you guys noticed that the bleep at 1:57 is in the wrong place? WHOOPS!

[fruitloops826]

@somethingreport

yepp

[Spritepajamabottoms]

@somethingreport no kyle i did not notice that.

[SuperBlueGoat]

@somethingreport

haha, howd you mess that one up?? :D

[lexilulu0212]

@somethingreport hahaha...u got stuck in the chiar!!! LMFAO im like crying!

[morgller]

I think the drunk redneck meant:

persnickety |pərˈsnikətē|

adjective

placing too much emphasis on trivial or minor details; fussy

[XxTheAmandaxX]

has anyone noticed that in the introduction on the paper it says "ww.youtube.com" LOL

[kelseejaydee]

is that a picture of the Great American Ballpark/ reds sadium hanging on your wall ? haha

[kelseejaydee]

is that a picture of the Great American Ballpark hanging on your wall ? lmao

[lalalablair]

it sounded like she was trying to say persnickety and parsnip mixed together. XD

[IdTapTomDeLonge]

My goodness you are the cutest lil thing ever (: I want to marry you lol.

[xalithe]

probably "i don't know how to pronounce PERSNICKETY properly"

[sceneondascene]

prolly "I LOVE KYLE"

[TheDeadlysting]

i bet she got a tatoo saying "oh shit, i bet the something report is gonna talk about me"

[boughtabride]

this was so great ! lololol

[marchballad]

she's was probably getting "OWWWW...OWWWWWWWWWWW"

[MelanieFoSho]

@marchballad HAHAHAHA.

[KarlyMeier1]

she was getting a tatoo saying... fuck the world needles are shit

[AndechJumiss]

She was getting a tattoo of the old spice guy.

[ajaandkimmy]

I know exactly what that lady was getting tattooed. Live lava yo momma.

Whattabitchbro!

[ozzie678]

LIVE LAVE YO MOMMA!

[Jazzy704280]

energetic much?? i LOVE IT :D

[samaria2206049]

something tribal or..wings hah

[joshmakefame24]

hahah stop at 2:31 and look at his face lol

[xguardgirl4lifex]

She was getting the word Persnippity, with the date and the tattoo artists name. All to commerate the best night of her life :)

[carlosantagony]

keep it up.. I may have some suggestions for your bitch bro ass ! LOL

[Mordyfied]

lol, she was getting "what a bitch pro!" tattooed on her back

[MsSniggity]

it was a star, it was partic.

[SkateForCows]

What Video editor do you use :D I'd appricaite it if you told me nice videos btw :]

[districtlines]

@SkateForCows imovie '09

[Jeronimod96]

Alright, I don't know WHAT that lady got but I know she must have left with it unfinished [:

[DerrickBouchard]

at 8 seconds the third w is missing.

[YGranddaddy]

A Unicorn having sex with a chimera on a rainbow.

[DarthJader11]

yeesh, it can't hurt THAT bad.. especially on the back.. that's where skin is the thickest.

It was probably something lame, like a unicorn or something.

[DeanoRoarDino]

She tattooed the face of David on her back holding his thumbs up

[Joce2429]

:D I love the forever 27 poster on the door.

[rufiobeatz]

She is getting a tattoo of a fat lady screaming while she gets a tattoo?! lol

[Sporkah]

"KILL IT WITH FIRE"

Haha, brilliant.

[Xoxrockstar135]

getting a tattoo of you

[askanerdgirl]

WHAT A BABY! Getting a tattoo hurts a little but it's not that bad. Not even close.

Getting a brazilian hurts WAY, WAY, WAY more. D'=

Never again.

[1994magic]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! This is official one of my favorite shows on yt :D why havent you introduced this to the lavaheads and nexusnerds properly? I found this by a accident, a good accident :D

[ChaoticKateMonster]

first off, i'm throughly surprised at the placement. doesn't she know the cool place to get them is on your lower back. duh.

secondly, as to what she might have been trying to get i'm going to have to say either stars (nautical ones at that), a butterfly, someones initials (done in old english, of course), or worst of all, any of the above mentioned with an added tribal element.

i hope she doesn't think i'm being "persnipity" with my comment.

buh, i'm such a tattoo snob.

[isawesomelike]

Hi im still working on the lungs for the supernote contest :D

[EchoElectric1]

EVERYBODY knows that drunk old ladies with no pain tolerance like to walk into tattoo parlors and ask to get art pieces of her favorite hardcore porno scene all over her body, so when she trys to have sex with some old guy he can keep it up by looking at the tattoo, cause god knows her body is slowly going to hell, so he has to have something to look at. mhm. thats what i think. tallyho<3

[eat32ga]

Her tatt is "Project lavanote Winner of SUPERNOTE 2010"

[EchoElectric1]

what is she doing in there anyways!?

jesus, tattoos do not hurt that bad. lol

[vega1221]

WHAT A BITCH BRO!

[derteqal]

Her favorite radio station.

[jah060689]

I'm going to say she was getting a Chinese character that was supposed to say love, but probably says like...Tuesday or something :p

[roxstarr15]

176 likes! No dislikes! You're amazing!

[fuzywazywasaber4]

I bet she didn't even end up getting a tattoo...

[iallie13]

Are you kidding me? You know that bitch was getting Lady Gaga tatted on her back. Lmao.

[TerrorLily]

She probably got a tat saying "Iive lava yo mama" so she could be match-y with you, Kyle!

[simplystatic]

livelava yo mommo

[KTPNeumann1234]

Oh you know it was butterfly!

[raddglamour]

She was getting tinker bell tattooed on her.... n_n

[pandaband1236]

she was getting a tattoo saying "at least its not on my forhead"

[pennyballoon15]

I bet she's getting "The Something Report" tattoed on, because who wouldn't.

[jmetalxjo]

She's getting a tattoo of a redneck dressed in a hay bale.

They probably both thought up these ideas while drinking together.

[lukeduke1595]

she got a tattoo that said "OUCH!!"

[MsLeahface]

"KILL HIM WITH FIRE! AAAHHH!!!!" bahahaha....kyle..

[citylightsagain]

hey, what happened to 'heresthedeal' ???

[TJLII]

she prolly getting the radio station tattoo

[jc41TV]

Ha I saw you guys at the monroe game tonight, a bunch of people kept whispering "its mitchell and kyle!" they were like star struck :D haha funny stuff

[dannydoesexist]

Persnipety.

[theabbctv]

she tattooed :"AAAAHHH AAHHH OOOWWWW AAAAHHHH!!!! <mom3"

:D

[thatonegirl590]

a pic of sunny d and rum! yum yum lol

[TheJontastic]

i've never seen you this energetic!

[notlikethemrox]

love that picture of you kyle.

[katethegrrreat]

best first four seconds of a video ever! i was laughing the whole time i was watching this :D

[TinkTink62599]

a dot.

[whotookthecookie2]

0:10 Such a cute pic!(:

[MRdunxist]

the word "tattoo"

[thebandz]

apparently blood

[EsperanzaTree]

"Forbidden" in Danish

[zosoyoung]

she was probably getting something tough...but now we know how tough she is

[surmos2010]

This is by far my favorite Something Report so far. I laughed.  Forever.

[ARayaOfSunshine]

She was getting a tattoo of a xylophone playing cat.

[MrsxEdwardCullen96]

You're adorable<3 :) 

[MrsPattinson001]

oviously owen wilsons face!

[KelseighKaboom]

a giant penis.

[Mitchumize]

Her tattoo said "Thug lyfe" with a 'Y' because she's classy.

[mariamunoz24]

LIVE LAVA YO MOMMA. 

[rainkisses13]

omg it was buffering on the face at 0:03 for at least 15 seconds, I was laughing so hard

luv u kyle :3

[MyOossef]

good shoow !! keep it up !

[MrsShandiJonas]

she was getting "live lava yo mamma" on her back.

[xxxLola]

That guy looks like Mitchell

[cunxt2sday]

if i were the guy tattooing i would get even for her screaming at me...whatever she came in to get, would not be what she left with. =]

[TheViewOfCalvin]

It was painful. She probably tried to get Chuck Norris' Fist tattooed.

[mrsoftysballoonrace]

Tattoos don't hurt THAT much >___<

[Heidilovesmusic22]

haha " kill it with fire!"

[The1Toast]

Kyle, I-i-fff, well, if you replied to this.. well I-i... well I would just... I would just-just s-stop stuttering.

[jasminecanfly]

shes gettin your face tattoed on her back kyle...thats what it was

[eat32ga]

I wanna change my answer from "Whata Bitch Bro" to "Later Dude" yeah that's what her tatt says

[eat32ga]

She's getting "Whata Bitch Bro!" tatted

[ianj48]

this is sweet but what happened to heresthedeal? is it dead?

[HulloMiguel]

It was probably a tattoo of whatever she was on.

1. What woman with that kind of clothes would like a tattoo [when sober]?

2. HOLY HELL WOMAN; grab something why don'tcha? The whole time I was like "Squeeze the chair! Squeeze it!"

[Mollylovesyou2]

probally the radio station's name

[nickvas]

I like your intro. So original =)

[peoplecallmeagoth]

Press pause, then a whole bunch of arrow keys, and YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME SNAKE. :O

"WHAT IS THAT"

[Dav1dThe5trange]

Persnippity tattoo code for tramp stamp.

[LittleMissAnesthetic]

"Tough bitch", which was what she thought she was until AFTER getting this tat.

[kmklinger]

what a bitch bro! ahhaaahahhahahah

[LaughOutLoud385]

"Where is his chin?" Hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha­ha!!!!!!! That's what I was wondering!!! But I thought it was a woman at first...

[KATEandELLE]

Can we be friends?

btw. I think the girls tattoo was like a tractor. Or her boyfriend's name. And that's why it's killing her, because she doesn't really love him. ooo. scandal.