Cricket Chirping

[roobyduuby]

wow ! who else can see a mans face on its right wing! must be jesus! lol

[Z71Ranger]

When I hit play. My cats came running to get the cricket. LOL

[FairyGoatMother1]

this is cool I put it in my 3 year olds playlist right behind a story about a cricket.

[LOVEIsDasani]

These guys always get in my house in the summer and early/late fall and make a lot of racket. O_o

[wolfie333]

C'mon guys, he's just trying to have sex :O

[jetlifearless420]

Hehehe. I feed my lizards crickets from petsmart and when I put this on they always think there's a cricket near by so I play this every time I feed them :)

[ModifiedNinja]

jimmy rams kangaroo butthole.

[AlyFahmyKhalifa]

I play this during Skype conversations whenever there's an awkward silence.

[garfield101psn]

im gonna use this to troll people :) heheheheh mp3

[GooneI2]

Why would you film this?

[Tramsootru]

@GooneI2 Why wouldn't you film this?

[TheAthenasblades]

VSAUCE temperature is 24 celsius

[xxlightningzxx]

I'm in the weird part of Youtube again.

[Pickleweries]

How did you find that cricket!? I usually (If I hear a cricket) try to find the cricket by following the noise, and then it's all the way across the yard. I can never see where that annoying chirping cricket it, daaaaaang. >:(

[TheHateHarbinger]

That thing looks fucking nasty.

[Jafroboy]

>Skyrim joke

>This video

[etherraichu]

Neat video. It just keeps going. Oh I am going to ahve so much fun torturing my roommates this summer.

[ChicaBonita5215]

Sweet video, dude! Awesome capture!

[shrimphockey3]

Kill the stupid thing to shut it up

[nochokin]

horny as hell....lol

[ExtorpidsSuits]

This proves that crickets have no life. Oh god there's one in my room and he wont SHUT UP! ;A;

[Sqiwamjon]

ROFLMAO @ all you crazy funny comments peoples. ty for the upload I always wanted to see this!

[aryatta96senpai]

I play this while ,my friend talk like a shit .

[MissLiss1812]

My guinea pig gets rly scared wen i play this 2 him xD

[ginablackhawk]

Thanks for putting this up. I was looking for this to show to a toddler!

[Corey6496]

@KANG07 Indeed it is.

[annubrius]

I used to keep crickets to feed my reptiles. It helped me fall asleep every night- it just reminded me of camping each summer. <3

[49LEAL]

Este sim e um grilo, gosto muito de estes seres, no tempo deles gosto de os apanhar e polos a cantar em casa, pois o cantar deles por vezes achamos que chateia, mas nao, danos uma força, uma ligaçao com a natureza e serve de terapia.

[IFcukduRMother]

A cricket can determine the temp outside.

15 seconds of cricket chirps + 37= (F)

lol

I got 79 F +/-

[randallmckay]

crick crick crick. good luck

[DxMessi10]

Out of a sudden a few cricket came to my room...

[MrFrogmountain]

hip of crikets ribot

more kricketsand moredontforgettheswell howabout we just go to granderondeandboomboomboomboom

[MrFrogmountain]

hip of crikets ribot

more kricketsand moredontforgetthes

[MrFrogmountain]

hip of crikets ribot

more krickets

[MrFrogmountain]

hip of crikets ribot



[orangebluemango]

how the fuck do i whistle like this, my friend can.

[Lovability1]

good vid

[lostn65]

Kill it.

[redestsnow]

Lol, so this is what goes on in my dogs head. Lol, jk

[miyaka1123]

so cuteeee

[oldscoolallday]

thx uploader i hav a cricket farm in my tank im raising them and soones they heard dis they started

[micpar2]

The sound of Falcon fans last night after half time vs Green Bay! LMAO Go Packers!

[mts2457]

This really makes me want him to fuck me.

[CelestialSushi]

I've always wanted to see what it looks like when a cricket chirps. Thanks for posting! :D

[cutexinu]

I can't decide if this is cute or gross. :/

[strawboy2010]

@cutexinu I share your dilemma.

[worshiper091]

nice sound

[brianramirez2]

Thunder

[sarxpoker]

CRICKET WITH BEASTBLOOD

[wwegamer025]

LEGENDofTHUNDER

[TheWatsonRapeTrain]

Love it thunder made lolololol

[pardini552]

lol thunder!:P

[402THUNDER402]

Noobs hit the floor when they hear that cricket roar! BAYUM BITCH!

[AngryPrawn]

@402THUNDER402 Lol, you troll!

[CoDBanane]

@402THUNDER402 hahaha

[iNeems]

@402THUNDER402 THUNDER

[Madfoot713]

And I thought I was desperate.

[lostbuffalo]

Look at me!!! I can chirp all night long... and have sex for a few seconds

[lostbuffalo]

Night at the roxbury lol

[texmexman1]

um sir is that necessary? 

[Aeshir2]

Cricket's response to everything: SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX! = CRICKET LOVES EVERYTHING LIKE IT WERE SEX

[lithead]

Then he turns around again after 30 seconds ...he must do this all night.

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

He's going on a rant about his facebook status, we just can't understand him.

[trikstar198]

imma kick his ass

[80z90zhouzemuzicgrl]

my little one ran screaming after i told her there is one in the living room and showed her what it looks like i mean she thought it was like jiminy criket lol

[Darbaz09]

ewwwwwwwwww!

[Thebestever441]

HEY! Stop it!

"...okay..."

Alright?

"Okay.."

[Deuce2you]

I love this sound!

[DaReaperZ]

I liked the part where he stopped chirping for half a second.

[kidcool1977]

that cricket is like "where the hoes at?"

[alexasaniel]

At that moment the temperature of that area was 80° F

[AdamKerow]

Cricket: "It's dark and quite, time to chirp like an asshole"

[GALM1CIPHER93]

I would catch these and feed them to my lizards

[jep2574]

They are annoying bastards!!!

[tashdog1]

i just one today arriving at the flat today with my

live locusts so it looks like the reptile shop

dropped one in bag by mistake liked it

[iseeundeadppl]

this is how my facebook sounds

[wertyhDA]

this proves what a boring person I am

[brandisify]

Gods creatures are each so distinct and amazing!

What a wonderful creator!!

[ShiftyGray]

@brandisify Now if only God existed. That would have been wonderful.

[dawoiks69x2]

@ShiftyGray LOL dick



[Jadiffer]

Count how many times it chirped in 15secs, then add 40, and that was the temperature at that exact time(:

[MrSyntheticDesign]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[silverx1x1]

@SNTwistedSeries oh my god im doing the exact same thing O_O my god freaky xP

[SNTwistedSeries]

theres a cricket in my room tht wont let me get some sleep...this sound annoys the hell out of me by now but i'm trying to attract it closer so i can see it to set it free >:o

[transitionalphase]

@SNTwistedSeries I'm now in the same boat. A crickets in our wall space chirping every night! Now I can't get a sound sleep. The other night it chirped until like 6:30 am. and I had to get up at 7 am. :(

[SNTwistedSeries]

@transitionalphase ): ugh good luck to you..mines been rather silent lately but some nights it'll chirp for a while :p

[Alexjane1997]

It's storming out and the cricket is back >:( but it wolnt go away this time if it wasent in my wall I could get rid of it but it is

[ZowVaagNL]

@Alexjane1997 If you can find the hole then you can spray it with bug spray. That should kill it >:o. I got one sitting at the window but he is nowhere to be found :@ and the worst thing is in the Holland they are onn the Red list off indangered species >.>. Meaning if i get spotted killing a cricket then there would be trouble >.>

[transitionalphase]

@ZowVaagNL I have the same problem. I tried the bug spray, but it continued chirping. My next step is to get a professional exterminator out here. Crickets sound cute when they're outside, but when they're in your wall loudly chirping non stop it's annoying!

[transitionalphase]

@Alexjane1997 I'm going through the same thing. There's a cricket in my wall. And it chirps every night! It's driving me crazy! :(

[Zurishaddai15]

That's really cool!!!

[humdogone]

Thanks I got to show ny daughters. How crickets make this sound.

[zer237]

You know when you have no life, when you take the time to watch a cricket chirp. :)

[kriznar56]

this happens whenever i tell a joke...

[MyDogBrownie]

im mad cuz this cricket in my basement was interrupting me from watching louis ck on my big screen so it took like 3 hours to study where the sound was coming from so I finally killed it so then I found out why crickets chirp in the first place but im super-pissed at how difficult it is to find and kill one goddamn cricket so now all I can think about is finding the next male cricket and squeezing the pubes off it.

[MJJSmoothCriminal]

@MyDogBrownie I know how you feel,I deal with the same thing every summer in my basement also.

[mik0logy]

justin beiber concerts are usually sold out. meaning you would normally hear crowd cheering.

[newshanewsha1]

lebron travelled

[bddblade]

How the heck did you catch this on tape? Those little fuckers always stop chirping whenever I get nearby them to try and fine them lol.

[Alexjane1997]

I have a cricket in my wall and I couldn't get it to shut up so I played this on my iPod full blast close to where the cricket is and it hasn't chirped since :)

[BeMoreFunny]

@Alexjane1997 Haha! I'm doing the same exact thing, that's why I looked up this video. I'm glad I'm not the only brilliant one out there.

[PapaShango619]

@Alexjane1997

Maybe because he finally got his mojo on in your wall!

[MrSyntheticDesign]

GOD DAMN THEIR NOISY LITTLE PRICKS

[lonemom14]

lmfao



[ItsReRunBitch]

Jerking Cant Die!

[MyStrangeBrew]

love it!

[popwarskatemore7]

There is a fucking cricket hidden somewhere in my room, and it has been chirping non stop for the past 4 nights. Every night I play this to try to assert dominance over the other cricket, in hopes that it might shut the fuck up / leave me be. But I have had zero success. I'm not sure what this cricket is saying in this video with his chirps but it is definitely not anything intimidating.

[lonflash]

@popwarskatemore7 Hahahaha, lol'd hard. I had a cricket in my room too, couldnt stand him and simply toxicated him with some cricket-killing spray. Good luck with that little fucker

[xxdigipiratexx]

And to think I've been told my whole life that it was their legs rubbing together that made that noise, when here you can clearly see its their wings. Wow. Great shot by the way.

[SourCyanide]

@xxdigipiratexx something on the edge of there wings collides with their leg and makes that i think

[RizzoR14]

Honey Badger, use rage!

[Cricketsonmydick]

They did this when they ate my cock.

[NekoAlias]

@Cricketsonmydick Oh no..!!

Those poor crickets!

[TheBlackDelorian]

haha nice one f1st

[Sh4dow197]

lol, F1st

[Firemasterlucky5]

Damn it. After playing this, I have a bunch of crickets out my window.

[Tails41347]

He saying "Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex!"

[itscarl0zyall1]

@Tails41347 LOL like in The Knife of Never Lettign Go.

[chocoholicSISTA263]

can you download this as mp3? XD

[xxkitxx21]

Scary O.O i'm terrified of them...they had a bunch of them in Petco and i had to get out of the store in fear.

[retardsinmotionvlogs]

wow thats really loud and sacrry on full blast

[9stblock]

@Drhax - I'm right there with you man. Ppl post the dumbest shit huh?

[drhax1234]

I wish I have time machine, and kill that bug before the cold joke have no special effect of this. FUCK!

[headCURINGonSPIKE]

He's a hero.

[ferni559]

I want to eat it!

[PopCulture20]

@ferni559  Crickets are too cute to eat!!!!

[14lml]

it's so shiny..! OoO

[mrPalistov]

This is awesome! I've never seen a cricket chirping. I thought they used their legs hehe

[MrCauTiioN]

When i had a lizard and these little fucking bitch ass motherfuckers sat there and chirped i raged so hard.

[AdianInHell]

I need this on my iPod. Along with some techno, dripping faucets and spiritual chants.

[WuNdAfRiEnD]

There the little guys who keep the beat...

[MrNickWright]

Wouldn't be nighttime without him.

[dodgebert]

Wow I didn't know they used their "wings" to make the sound. I thought they were like penguins and had useless wings lol

[exit30sc]

So, they do not play mini violins??? I'm crushed!

[JOECHOPYTACO]

I played this right in front of my lizard, she's to smart to know its fake

[anne21bon]

am i the only one who is utterly terrified??!!

[MrEderWNA]

I use it in class when I ask a question and no one can answer.

[MrEderWNA]

I use it in class when I ask a question and no one can answer

[armenattheBazaar]

I'd mate him...

[brokenskull192]

I feel like killing it because of the way it looks

[Thebestever441]

It has restless wing syndrome :(

lol

[WEZDEZ303]

That looks like a cicada?!

[Krusensjtierna12]

Cool beans!



[Shteve]

Crazy how such a little bastard can make such loud noises.

[IamNOThere20]

@Shteve I'am little and i can yell like a crazy motherfucker :)

[panamajack9]

Stiln....you need to pay more attention to detail doosh bag

[Casters4]

@panamajack9 its spelled douche bag not doosh lulz

[panamajack9]

@Casters4 DUH...if you spell it the way I did you don't think of the true meaning.

[Casters4]

@panamajack9 How very smart of you. You must be a genious of some sort.

[AQWdaniela951]

You: *records this*

Cricket: *chrips like a mother fucker*

Cricket: *relizes on video*

Cricket: OMG MUST TURN AROUND A DO A MESSED CHIRP TO IMPRESS! :D

[mooimushy]

Cricket: "Hey! Any girls around?"

[BostonUrbEx]

I liked the part where he chirped.

[iluvsephoraxoxo]

@BostonUrbEx lol

[OramAndy]

I liked the part where he turned around.

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

SOMEONE PICK UP THE GOD DAMN PHONE ALREADY, PLEASE!!!

[ZombieKiller766]

this is what happens at justin bieber's concerts

[JakayBalay202]

@ZombieKiller766 me and my sister peed laughing hahuaa much love from Brasil

[heavypilot16]

@ZombieKiller766 hahahahahah good one lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[iluvsephoraxoxo]

@ZombieKiller766 meany! but kinda funny!

[byteme10101]

dang this is one horny cricket

[simsloveryumyum]

@byteme10101 chirp chirp chirp

[RetroTheSkywalker]

I HATE CRICKETS OMG!!!!!!

[louis12346]

dam roaches

[MusicAddicted4Life]

@jgoodwine14 gheghe I do the same thing ! ;p

[208Luckygirl]

play this when someone tells a bad joke.

[fighter91]

These fuckers ruin my sleep during spring and summer. TIME TO BRING OUT RAID AND POISON THEIR ASSES!

[muiscnight]

@fighter91 hell ya

[TheMizzVeronicaShow]

When I play this, all the crickets round my hood start making up noise lol wtf?? :) Nice vids baby

[Gadvac]

@TheMizzVeronicaShow It's their mating call, according to the description, so it's only natural that they would respond.

[z55177]

So CUTE!

[thomas1637]

isnt it hard to walk and shirp at the same time, like rubing your stomach and patting your head at the same time?

[pstchaseki]

These fuckers come out especially during hot summer nights. They drive me crazy so I "RAID" them whenever I hear them start chirping.

[fadalisdestroyer666]

ahh how soothing i love it.

[bbandts]

most annoying sound at night.

[glossyxokizzez]

[insert bad joke here] .....*press play* LOL

[sprog2869]

i use this when someone posts a comment, pic or link on fb and get no responses

[Golinsteelheart]

Quick his head is down jump on that colossus!