An Idiot Abroad: China - Massage

[dunnuk98]

I like how u faggoty no life wankers actually scroll down to see all the comments than rather do something with ur life.

[HumaneAnon]

English people lol

[LadyHottShott]

I think the giver is enjoying it more than the receiver lol

[surfinbird53]

I bet this wasn't as good as the leg rubber

[JonteArkPro]

This dude is hilarious!

[h5u2i]

funny

[MADdrummer971]

0:19 - 0:32 HAHA!

[skilldog393]

STOP!! THIS IS THE ROUND HEAD POLICE!! YOUR HEAD IS TOO ROUND!!

[grahepo]

title of this video is quite apt

[CaptainMaund]

LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE.

[rembrandt1941]

if anyone on here doesnt find him funny, then click on something else..embarassing..

[bieyme97]

i just love the old man in the beginning ! i came back on this video just for j*him and his laugh!

[voodooman08]

ahah, magician)

[TRACY812898795]

British idiot should be treated like a dog

[uptilwhen]

racist

[rembrandt1941]

@TRACY812898795 treated like a dog?..what like,you mean eat him?

[AHundredButterflies]

@TRACY812898795 I take it you are not familiar with the ramblings of Karl Pilkington?

[markmoo12]

Lol

[mjd0ll]

looooooooooool wtf

[TheBomblee]

LMFAO AHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHA

talk about bad luck

[joshmallon101]

I thought your name said supergay

[lilredcutie0]

Guy whines way too much

[therealMFfeelyaheard]

funny

[YouKnowThatYouDont]

this is hilarious

[MrJtr75]

the fire massage would hurt but at the same time seems like it would help aches and pains

[evejunkie1942]

@MrJtr75 It doesn't actually hurt really. You just have to relax into it. If you are expecting it to burn you then you will feel pain.

[lilbl6]

Crazy old massage guy laughing while giving a massage,LOL,WTF!

[Awhat87]

@JJJAAMESS Thanks so much! Will you upload all of them?

[UDavidT]

LMAO.

"Why is she setting fire to me"

I fucking love him

[TheHyTES]

AHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHA I HAD A HAIRLOSS AD ON MINE :D RICKY WOULD DIE!!!

[HeckTheWho]

HA HARR!!

0:19

0:21

0:24

0:25

0:30

[greenroadster]

"Ha ha ! I got me a white man !!"

[mrfalafl]

Can we all stop talking about politics for a minute and take a minute to admire that perfectly spherical head?

[WhatTheCheesecaker]

I guess that's why they call her Mrs Fahrenheit.

[fustyans]

Why are you all saying he's American ....... are you so thick that you cant tell the difference between an English and American accent !!!

[batrama310]

Even the old man couldn't resist the round head.

[1cockybalboa]

"...maybe she's just a frustrated magician"

[EXetoC]

The K-man is awesome!

[TheAwesomeOne1ooo]

Hahaha I died laughing when Karl said "TELL HER THIS LEG'S FINE. THIS LEG IS GREAT."

[30a18]

season 2 starts here in America on sat im sooooo excited :) 

[statixy]

mahaye !!! 00:10

[g0dbel0w]

He's got a head like a fucking orange.

[SabieTarasi]

hes just a little pussy

[AbadyDoubleX]

what is she dewing.. WHAT IS SHE DEWING XD

[TheBitmapBrother]

I nearly pissed myself when he said frustrated magician lmao!

[yl0125]

the old man laugh got me. i seriously fell off the bed laughing lmfao

[Mxlsptlk]

If you want legitimate massage, go to the strangely powerful, old, Chinese man.

[TheBobbsey]

ive got tears in my eyes

[RANDoMzZMoDzz]

FUCKING Special K Advert!

[poleeed]

@RANDoMzZMoDzz Ads, or Pay. your choice

[sleestack808]

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[icannotfly]

@RANDoMzZMoDzz install adblock

[Jonezaay]

Karl Pilkington biggest legend ever so funny its unreal

[Microphonechecka2]

I could be on my deathbed and Karl Pilkington could still make me laugh, what a legend!

[allgoodhere1]

I am wondering if anybody knows the purpose of the heat massage, it seems to be very hot and he is not enjoying it. It's not relaxing him neither. what are the therapeutic benefits?

[JacksonMeeceTV]

@allgoodhere1 The heat will help loosen knots in the muscles...or maybe it sets lepricauhns into the skin....hmmm...what could it be? lol

[TheNightcrawler300]

0:04-anybody know what those things they're kicking around are? They look fun :D

[ldrobbinsnest]

"IS that normal?!"

[Aresolar690]

I don't see whats funny. He's a pussy, an asshole, and he gives you Brits a bad name.

[smileyhiley100]

@Aresolar690 fuck off you don't know good humor dipshit

[smileyhiley100]

@Aresolar690 just fuck off if u don't like it don't watch and wank over mcdonald's you fat american and don't reply to this comment and fuck back of to playing minecraft dipshit

[Aresolar690]

@smileyhiley100 It seems I've touched a nerve. Since I'm on a roll I'll whack it again. This Brit retard thinks he's doing some clever critique of Chinese culture, but in reality he's just coming off as a chauvanistic pig, a pig like you I'm afraid. I know you're in love with him, but hear some sense you pasty-faced, limey little shitter!

[m6services]

@Aresolar690 u are a bell end

[Aresolar690]

@m6services I may have been a bit of a bastard in my previous comments, but for good reason.

[smileyhiley100]

@m6services isn't he just fukin american dickheads XD

[JoeAndTeddy]

@Aresolar690 i dont think you understand that this "brit retard" is making more money then you ever will ;)

everyone here in the UK loves him. because he's funny

[CRAZYPADDY2008]

@Aresolar690 fuck off no one cares about ur pathetic views if u dont like it dont watch it simple as that hopefully u die of cancer. you were a mistake ur parents should have wore protection get off ur high horse and go hang yourself everyone wants u dead lol

[jesseq977]

@jonny616 we kicked your ass. talk shit get hit bitch.

[jonny616]

@jesseq977

What the fuck are you talking about?

[trduhon07]

@jonny616 What? You do realize that our laws separate state and church correct? No religion is taught in school, and prayers are only allowed if it's led by a student. How is our national sport racing? Most Americans don't even like racing. Seriously, the first two things you said are completely false, and while the American your referencing might be an idiot, you're not any better. Drop the hypocritical "it's cool to hate on Americans" act you sheep.

[WestSideVision]

@jonny616

They do not teach that a wizard in the sky made everything in our schools, don't be daft.

They are teaching that we came from monkeys, and those monkeys came from fish, which is outrageously asanine, which is why it's a theory and will never be accepted as how we and all other life came to be.

[smileyhiley100]

@WestSideVision yeh and monkeys also eat thier own shit like you people eat a lot of mcdonald's

[WestSideVision]

@smileyhiley100

I don't touch the stuff, I cook my own burgers, fry my own potato slices, and only weigh around 135, your ignorant generalizations are going to hold you back from ever understanding anything.

Broaden your mind, that's why Karl did this show. If you were from the UK, I'm not gonna generalize you and tell you to buy a toothbrush for your dental catastrophe. Just relax and understand that you don't know A to Zed about the US, just the shit talk you hear, which is apparently lies.

[WestSideVision]

@smileyhiley100

One thing about me that could be a true generalization is my consumption of beer, typical American there.

[mrfalafl]

@WestSideVision It does sound outrageously asinine when an asinine person, like you, says it in a deliberately asinine way, like you did.

There's more to it than that and guess what, it is already accepted (at least by non-retards), so deal with it.

[jd1060]

@jonny616 You're wrong mate it's against the law in public schools to have state sponsored prayer or prayer groups during the instructional day. That was established in the court cases Engel vs. Vitale in 1962 and Abington School District vs. Schempp in 1963 where the U.S. Supreme court established that public schools must have activities that are 1) Secular 2) Puts one religion on top of another and 3) Don't have state and church involved too much. And I'm and Atheist living in Texas.

[jd1060]

@jd1060 quick correction I meant... *2) Does not put one religion over another*

[jd1060]

@jonny616 Oh and another thing... the healthcare reform that establishes a patient's, makes doctors incapable of turning sick patients away, and gives the poor access to cheap healthcare was passed in 2010. Have you been living under a rock, if you're going to insult an entire country at least fact check your so you don't look like ass who apparently is dumber than the "primate" as you called him who got himself elected to the highest office in the land while you linger alone and angry

[TJGuitarVids]

@jonny616

This is a pretty ironic comment, bro.

[kelman221]

@jonny616 I agree that the sports we idolize are pretty minb numbing, but the rest of your comments are pretty dumb, and I like the hypocritical statement at the end.

[blinkXmeXsunshine]

@jonny616 I'm glad you seem to know more about the country I live in than I do. I must have missed the bit about the wizard in the sky. I wasn't aware those were our national sports either. Well, I sure am glad I read your comment. I'm so much more aware and better off for it.

[straken9k1]

@jonny616 We can nuke the shit out of your shithole country. Watch your tongue.

[TheHyTES]

@straken9k1 WoW gratz.... Whats ur heritage... American? Mate you basically english

[CliffM85]

@jonny616 Schools must be free from religion, when religion seeps in we tend to toss it out (albeit not in private schools). National sport is baseball. Every president we elect sucks, to be honest. Heathcare can be done better through charity, in my opinion.

[kypace33]

@jonny616 Wow, in all my years of education I must have missed the wizard in the sky lectures. National sport is baseball, moron, and a primate? I may not like our president either but I'm certainly not a racist fuck like you. If you're going to insult a country, maybe you should do a little research first. Go eat a crumpet and shut the fuck up.

[TheRoyBoy734]

@jonny616 you truly dont know shit about us if you think god is taught in our schools. we actually learn evolution and all the other theoretical stuff that might interfere with religious beliefs. if nascar is what you mean by racing in circles, then that is also wrong because nascar is not even that popular. please learn your own facts before judging us even if the guy you were replying to was a dick.

[Tsukoyomi11]

"Hey Chang, how much do you want to bet that I can stand here yelling "Mahaj", and when foreigners come for a massage I just beat the shit out of them?" Same thing applies to Indian head massages

[tbone13sith]

This guy is a big cry baby, Man Up!

[casho12]

@tbone13sith I agree.

[smileyhiley100]

@tbone13sith look if you don't like it shut the fuck up and go watch some american shit what you call funny

[casho12]

Is itmjust me, or is he a bit of a complaner?

[smileyhiley100]

@casho12 yes !!!!!!!!!!!!! thats why it is funny dick head he goes to wonders of the world and takes the piss out of them if you don't like it piss of you fucking dick squeezer

[casho12]

@smileyhiley100 You're overreacting, that doesn't prove a point, that just makes you look like a pissy douche. And I saw your other replies, I've got to say, you've got anger issues. Deal with them somewhere else, and not on Youtube you drama queen.

[smileyhiley100]

@casho12 juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooooooofffffffffffffff­fffffffffffffffffff wankerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 

[Crank93ful]

0:17 0:20 0:30 haha lol

[Izakoe]

I actually went to China also and I love the game where you kick the feathers, the one just like hacky sack.

[icannotfly]

HAW HAW!

[ChildMolestingRobot]

I wish i lived in asia, I would troll every tourist i saw

[Izakoe]

@ChildMolestingRobot Lol, when I was in Shijiazhuang, there were not many tourist but the ones that where there either HATED seeing other tourist or loved seeing other tourists.

[AMVmakerAyu]

@ChildMolestingRobot your username is the best thing ever

[ThePerfectBlack100]

he is the average white guy

[kentishtowncowboy]

That is not traditional chinese massage. Clearly this is a set up.

[davegrayvis]

A well timed huh har is always funny.

[hauneidesding]

sissy b0y

[Adrahil86]

LMAO that was brilliant !!!

[gmanmasonator]

i had one of thoughs and now i am scared of asians

[ElMakz]

maybe she is just a frustrated magician? hahahahahahahaha

[davetherave333]

karl went to my school haha PROUD

[nepwebTycoon]

may she's just a frustrated magician or something. lol

[crapi4got]

what was that thing he was kicking around with the girl? looks cool

[mannymack]

Woosy, westerner.

[iwannaplaycs]

hilarious!! that fire massage part had me in stitches

[DingoNudge]

2.11 Put it out. PUT.IT.OUT...please

[nick515666]

2.03 "ehhh i can feel it" haha. so camp.

[fivestander]

MALISH!!



[fatimmortal]

That old man was like,"HAHA, I GOTS ME A WHITE MAN! YES, GET IT ON CAMERA!"

[19141208]

mas puto

[callmechia]

this show makes me laugh so hard i pee my pants

[420Teixeira]

0:19 haha

[Sascopa]

a frustrated magician hehe

[TheLittlelaila]

Hahaha

[fusionhunter]

what an annoying prick

[jd913617]

'See that? Is that normal?....fking hell!!!'

[jumpfr3ak]

In karate kid, jackie chan does a similar thing with that fire if i am not mistaking? :P

[Silentscreamer2009]

HE'S REALLY AN IDIOT , RUDE AND STUPID. SHOW SOME RESPECT TO ONE'S CULTURE IGNORANT FOOL.

[neilcage]

@Silentscreamer2009 nah.

[Silentscreamer2009]

it's the first time i've seen someone not enjoying a good massage.

[Erinwolfrus]

lol in the kink circles, that's called 'fire play' and it's supposed to hurt.

[EpicFailMale]

Ha ha!

[corpsefaceS]

"fuckin ell!" hahah, he's a bloody legend

[MrBlahblah62]

@bigforrap --you're completely WRONG more Brits WILL try this now BECAUSE Karl said it hurt ( I know I would), after all how many people in Britain go out with friends to eat the hottest curry ? This show is the world according to Karl Pilkington. The show is a bit of fun, where Britons experience the world through Karls eyes & his comments..... you're taking the show far to seriously.

[SkilesASMB]

She's rubbing him with fire.

What could possibly go wrong?

[uatch]

id love to grab karls head

[ejdadoy]

i'll go for the first one...hahahah



[ejdadoy]

i'll for for the first one... hahahah

[bigforrap]

This show is purely for brits who want to judge the world from their telly. None of them would try the fire massage now because he emphasized "it REALLY hurt". I would have preferred it if he was putting it on for the camera, instead of being a complete daisy.

Take my advice, try it yourself, and judge it according to the situation. Say "if you're pale, don't walk in direct sunlight", not "NEVER WALK IN THE SUN"

[IMVUGasp]

@bigforrap: LOL. No, this show is purely for Brits to watch Karl Pilkington be an absolute hilarious legend. No-one's gonna watch it and think "Oh, if Karl says it REALLY hurts then he must be right." Ahaa.

This isn't a professional travel guide channel. It's just Karl being a numpty. LOL

[UltimateForceEpisode]

@bigforrap Lol at you, you complete and utter prick

[smileyhiley100]

@bigforrap wtf just piss off nobhead

[casho12]

@smileyhiley100 What the fuck, just piss off dickhead. And your insults are fucking lame.

[Sarahmint]

I wanna see him get a bikini waxing!!!

[PhillipTG1984]

It's not actually that hot. It's like a very hot bath.

[OpticalFascism]

That guy is a really annoying attention whore. He would be funnier if he just shut up.

[TotalDefiance]

@OpticalFascism No he's not, and no he wouldn't.

[HDvids4Utube]

why is he even in china when hes crying like a bitchh

[TranceAddict1989]

what a whinig bitch

[musicbaby01]

The chinese fire massage seems to be a pretty universal, and I've done it before on my feet, it's honestly not bad at all! He's just being a big baby about it lol! I mean type in fire massage, and look for a video titled (The Fire Massage Experience) , the lady seems to have direct skin contact with the fire, and she seems so relaxed! For some reason I can't post it up with the url in it :/

[bbqnewb]

If you like your massage with a happy ending thumbs up!

[LittleMissNight]

Put it out! Put it out please!!! poor Karl, sometimes i feel sorry for him the things Ricky and Steve put him through....but then I remember its too funny to really care....

[TheGoldWatch]

Lol "frustrated magician"

[prettyb0y1992]

hhhahahhaahahahh those fucking chinks crack me up!

[Weck1one]

-Mahaj

-Massage?

-MAHAJ! x)

[Lishy1]

This show is amazing. One of my favorite shows ever!

[statixy]

ahh ahhhhhh 3 teeth !!!



[statixy]

ahh ahhhhhh

[mathematicssawsome]

haa ha! love chinise guy laughing

[mathematicssawsome]

haa ha! love chinise guy laughing

[AwesomeChannelTV]

KARL IS THE GREATEST COMEDIAN ALIVE!

[manwithouthat44]

ooooooooh god lololololololololol that crazy chinese man massaging karl XD

Funniest moment of the series, no in the history of the universe. Who was that dude anyway ??? Was it really a massage, or just a crazy guy mugging him ? Karl makes a point. Maybe ricky arranged the thing, got some insane guy to squish karls orangeshaped head.

[manwithouthat44]

0:38 why is the camera being zoomed in on his arm muscles. Is the cameraperson a faggot or a chick or something ??

[YallH8pk3r]

@manwithouthat44 he got a pin threw at him hahaa

[manwithouthat44]

good god that is the funniest thing ever when that crazy chinese dude tries to pull off karl's orange shaped head.  Someone should make that into an animated gif. from 0:25 to 0;31