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  • Kiss your hand ten times say ur crushes name ten times, the copy this onto three other ids then look at ur hand

  • The reason I like my crush: He cares himself extremely well. He seem so comfortable with himself. He's not even that attractive physically, but boy is he confident in who he is.

  • Great I need a good face :( LOL

  • awww, don't dwell in that now girl :)

  • @sonixnight3500 I'm a dude I was just kidding. (I'm not gay lol)

  • i feel like iron man is going to shoot me 4 some reason.

  • Im fat and ugly but im the nicest person in the school :)

  • Yeah...I'm fat, so no relationships for me. :/

  • you know, why should i listen to this, a boy have to like me who i am.

  • You're pretty cool

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  • lol!!!!!!!!!1

  • o.m.g you're so funny.

  • Btw, Awesome Video. 2 Funny :) lol

  • I Love Your Shirttt Sweetie .. <3

  • this guy is epic.

  • Haha i gave u my number and u never called me back!!!

  • LOL 2:46

  • 4:48 onwards LOL

  • Are you serious? it's simple.. just tell the person exactly what they want to hear.. when they're carrying out conversations say stuff like "I know right?" or "Ye i know seriously" or "ye i know foreal, I agree" or "ye i feel ya" etc.

  • As a dude I feel I must watch this as a sort of reconnaissance for women.

  • Hey Swoozie evertime i try to call a girl or txt her my phones dies as soon as i dail her number......... is this a sign?

  • it pissses me off when i talk to a gut and he says nice story babe now go make me a sndwitch

  • do guys like girls playing hard to get :/

  • your laptop is awesome!!XD

  • what about intelligence? since when should you be judged for a facebook profile picture? and some of the girls whose pictures you posted were wearing obscene quantities of makeup, which doesn't even constitute "beauty."

  • morse codee hahahah

  • How to get a guy to like you:

    1. throw yo ass an titties in his face

    2. suck his dick

    3. fuck the shit out of him

    4. make him a sammich

  • Nneewwbbee; good job cuz u no most guys judge us girls on our curves and looks......good job not looking for that. Guys should look for good personalities.....^_^

  • I'm in love with your laptop!!:D

  • When did you get into gaming as a profession, Swooz???? I'm really not sure what to get into, what to study on after high school, but that sounds pretty fun, getting into tournaments etc.

    Thanks ;D

  • 1:49 AWWE :') You're so thoughtful! :') <3

  • good advice

  • LOL "I'm a Beauty Man"

  • lol. This advice actually worked :3.  Lol thank you!

  • Hmm ._.

  • ha ha ha yourr funny youu look likee a cool guyy andd everyythiing youu saiid is truee((:

  • MsKala16 stfu u can't judge me through pixels you yourself even sound like you're a 12 year old girl because apparantly you don't know the difference between the words "your" and "you're", and it's true most fan girls probably don't look that good.. how does pointing this out make me a dick? I don't get it how could you be offended so easily? I hate women like you who try to take everything some one says in the offensive way.

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  • I LIKE YOUUUUUU!! ^_^ hahahahhaa YESS

  • Haha ur hilarious! Thank you!

  • Big Bonededed.

  • @brownsugr111 RIGHT whene i read that, he said it at the exact same time XD

  • @brownsugr111 hell no i would not be able to stand that

  • OMG!!!!!!! DUDE!!!! I love the part about you the guy talkin' you up about the whole chritian thing and then he sees you dancin' with a girl that's facing away from you and he goes blank!!!!!! (that was what you were thinking of) I can't stop laughing it's been 10 mins. lol!!!!!

  • Damn swoozie you always be a G

  • BIG-BONEDED!!!

  • i pay attention to hair-smile-face-laugh-and things like dat

  • HAHA, then you'll love me... my face is sooo beautiful !

  • Thanks. i can't wait to ask out Mark!!!!! (i'm a man)

  • Gender Age

    Female 13-17

    Female 18-24

    Male 13-17

    ^ Homosexuals? :3

    Lol jk. I'm a guy too.

  • Lmfao big-bonededed

  • ahah your funny

  • Big boned-ed

  • than*

  • this has more that five ways LOL

  • i love that you go for the beautiful girl more than the hot one:) P.S. danggg you fine, hot , sexy, mmm hmm :)

  • giant sprite mario!!! 0:38 :D

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  • love your shirt :D MJ<3

  • ru talking about grinding

  • @piro632 Lmao dave chappelle

  • One of the five ways girls check this out: How to make friends at swapBBM.com The BBM Community

  • im a beauty man!??

  • Dude, you're true to yourself. I like that

  • kim kardashian doesnt know mores code... lets be real. and did you just spit water on your bed 0:50 ??

  • Wait Swoozie.. Did you just spit on your bed? haha

  • 5 ways? Pssh i got 4

    1.Suck his dick

    2. Plays with his balls a little

    3. Make'em a sandwhich

    4. Stop talkin so damn much

    These girls seriously need to watch some Dave Chappelle stand-up's

  • Quick Swooz! Pick up Kim now that she's divorced!

  • lol : if you have your eye on a guy and he has a boyfriend....don't do that just don't

  • ahhh omg your shirt!! i love you!! i need that shirt

  • That crazy dance is whining :\

  • ok so i like this guy and i have no clue what to do about it but the only thing is, is that hes my ex.... :( omg he appariently called me a hoe!! and ugh i thought i still loved him and i have no clue what to do and hes like im srry that i dumped you over txt do you want me to ask you out and then you can dump me? and when he says that i want to punch him in the nose!!!! ugh plz help i have no clue what to do

  • Let him Play skyrim!

  • i got ironman decal on my mac too!! FTW!!

  • How to get a guy to like you:

    1. Make him a sandwich

    2. dont complain about everything

    3. another sandwich

  • @AlbieGfromMyspace i wish all girls could be like you.

  • @goformebruh im a guy lmfao...

  • @AlbieGfromMyspace WHOA! fucked my life up ROFL

  • @AlbieGfromMyspace also optional: be able to play games with me

  • @AlbieGfromMyspace lol so true

  • Haha I'm pretty sure Kim doesnt know morse code

  • 4:52 Yea girl my b didn't get around to it, best quote ever

  • ima subscribe ur hillarious

  • the way to get me to like you

    #1 give me a donut

    #2 if you have video games ask me to play one with you

    #3 make me laugh im easy to crackup

  • Soooo funny

  • Haha! Loved that spit-take! XD

  • youtube.com/watch?v=ScG9jV3yiN­g&feature=feedu

    for a better tip on how to get a guy to like you

  • i love you

  • lip sinc is off

  • your voice changed from this vid to current ones......

    are you really young? :o

  • 2:46 ROFL!!!! I saw the other video of how you met her so i know what you mean

  • not gonna lie, i took this as gospel til you said you were joking.

  • I like your hat collection :)

  • you're awsome, especially the water spit :) xx

  • ahahah "beaaaaauuuutttttyyyyy man" << lov ur accent XD...nd the ending is classic~! :)...ur a cool brah ...subbing ....xD

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  • you are so cute and I love Jesus too!

  • do you have a facebook?

  • YOU ARE FUCKING HILLARIOUS!! I LOVE YOU!! THE BIT WHERE YOU SPAT OUT YOUR WATER HAHAHAHA OMG HILLARIOUS!! SUBBED!!! -3

  • I love this vid

  • Are you a Booty guy or a Booby guy?

  • look at you being all cute

  • love ur shirt MJ :)

  • how to get a guy to like you: be hot.

  • Haha the notes xD you are epicly awesome dude :P

  • You're awesome. :)

  • I don't think it sounds stupid to have a good personality cuz that's what i go for. You have to have a bangin' personality && treat me with respect like i would wih u :)

  • another way for to get a guys attention is to like and/or love video games! :)

  • your my favorite person as of RIGHT NOW

  • I LOVE ur shirt haha

  • We need tips on girls

  • twerking

  • Whats the name of the song that u played before u said "oh hold on 1 more thing"?

  • So the last tip is to learn morse code?

  • u should do one like this only for girls

  • Footnote: This may not apply to nerds of either gender.

  • I like the Iron Man thing on the back of your laptop! nice! lol

  • i have that laptop.

    swag. <3

  • Mkay im a Christian..no guys in profile pic....I can dance...(but like actual dancing)...I think i have a pretty face..(not being concided)..and i think i have a good personality, i dont drink, smoke, or party hard. Only one setback...im 14. lol :P

  • I know this guy and I think he is really cute but I have been to shy to talk to him but I really want to get to know him

  • I have tried all those tips a hundred times before. :)

  • OMG I LOVE YER IRON MAN MACBOOK THING<3.

  • Girls dont realize how much power they have to decide about relationships

  • what's the song at 3:00?

  • Big Boned-ed LOL

    But For Real I'm Gonna Follow You On Twitter

  • I am pretty but I think I'm to nice is that good or bad?

  • I have a really important question... The guy I like is a friend of mine and he flirts heaps but he wants to ask out one of my friends.... But idk what to do.. Do I tell him I like him or do I do nothing?

  • @Geenz84 Don't tell him that you like him, it will only end bad for you. Once a guy knows you're in to him he uses it against you (trust me I've been through it) and in some cases it can ruin great friendships. So if you think your friendship is important then just find interest in another guy.

  • ummm.. i love you?

  • i have my water and i'm drinkin it : lol !

  • XD

  • Haha! Smooth talker you are!

  • nice hats

  • all the girls he said yes to wore a decent amount of makeup :$

  • your hilarious <3 #NuffSaid <3

  • Mutual friend.... SO TRUE! LOL

  • subbed you totaly like into ur vids!

  • SHIT!! I WANT YOUR SHIRT!!! Who's BAD >:D

    Subbed! Awesome!

  • Whoa didn't know he was black lol! Awesome :D

  • Sucks... She's married

  • Yo. Fookin SUSCRIBED >:D

  • your lucky you got an apple mac and iphone :( !

  • lol twerking

  • this has nothing to do with getting a guy T~T yeah i have no life

  • Why he sound like a white man

  • Omg, I LOVE you!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i like that it says 5 ways but you got to 8 lol

  • He's talking about pussy poppin'! lmao.

  • so the moral of the story is learn Morse code?

  • i love being a nice guy! though i dont get all the girls, i get the best girls. im lying i get no girls. BUT MY TIME WILL COME! soon, very soon.

  • Swoozie, I ma try all this on you!! <3

  • Sweetheart.

    Big bones don't jiggle.

  • @massieblockisme well, schools here in the philippines we really have recess

  • Funniest thing I have ever seen.

  • and show off your favorite feature

  • So when is the TSA Rap album coming out xD

  • "there he is again, he's right behind you" lol

  • this is awesome :L much more useful than the other videos about it

    :) thanks

  • Do you mean SWAG, swoozie? :D

  • I love the end the best i just had like a lite smirk on my face with the other stuff u said and at the end i just suddenly burst out laugh my parents looked at me like i was retarded

  • i love you

  • Shake what yo mama gave ya! 0:38

  • i have a crush on this senior guy in my school. I really want him to notice me so i watched your video. I'm only a sophomore that's why i can only see him during recess, lunch, dismissal and during pep rallies because he's a football player.I have a crush for him for over 2 years and he still doesn't even know someone like me exist, and it hurts me whenever he just passes past me, not even noticing me. =(

  • you are awesome

  • Lol so many similarities to StillNotDavid, the ranting/your lips when you talk etc LOL

  • I love ur shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 :)

  • lol yea gotta teach all ah dem to wine dawg dais de plan

  • hahaha this made my night xD

  • big bonddaaded haha

  • i like you your awesome you give good advice but your also funny new favorite <3 :)

  • Well if you like a guy who has a girlfriend and you know your not your not gonna be with him, sometimes you just can't help it .