The reason I like my crush: He cares himself extremely well. He seem so comfortable with himself. He's not even that attractive physically, but boy is he confident in who he is.
Are you serious? it's simple.. just tell the person exactly what they want to hear.. when they're carrying out conversations say stuff like "I know right?" or "Ye i know seriously" or "ye i know foreal, I agree" or "ye i feel ya" etc.
what about intelligence? since when should you be judged for a facebook profile picture? and some of the girls whose pictures you posted were wearing obscene quantities of makeup, which doesn't even constitute "beauty."
Nneewwbbee; good job cuz u no most guys judge us girls on our curves and looks......good job not looking for that. Guys should look for good personalities.....^_^
When did you get into gaming as a profession, Swooz???? I'm really not sure what to get into, what to study on after high school, but that sounds pretty fun, getting into tournaments etc.
@MsKala16 stfu u can't judge me through pixels you yourself even sound like you're a 12 year old girl because apparantly you don't know the difference between the words "your" and "you're", and it's true most fan girls probably don't look that good.. how does pointing this out make me a dick? I don't get it how could you be offended so easily? I hate women like you who try to take everything some one says in the offensive way.
MsKala16 stfu u can't judge me through pixels you yourself even sound like you're a 12 year old girl because apparantly you don't know the difference between the words "your" and "you're", and it's true most fan girls probably don't look that good.. how does pointing this out make me a dick? I don't get it how could you be offended so easily? I hate women like you who try to take everything some one says in the offensive way.
OMG!!!!!!! DUDE!!!! I love the part about you the guy talkin' you up about the whole chritian thing and then he sees you dancin' with a girl that's facing away from you and he goes blank!!!!!! (that was what you were thinking of) I can't stop laughing it's been 10 mins. lol!!!!!
ok so i like this guy and i have no clue what to do about it but the only thing is, is that hes my ex.... :( omg he appariently called me a hoe!! and ugh i thought i still loved him and i have no clue what to do and hes like im srry that i dumped you over txt do you want me to ask you out and then you can dump me? and when he says that i want to punch him in the nose!!!! ugh plz help i have no clue what to do
I don't think it sounds stupid to have a good personality cuz that's what i go for. You have to have a bangin' personality && treat me with respect like i would wih u :)
Mkay im a Christian..no guys in profile pic....I can dance...(but like actual dancing)...I think i have a pretty face..(not being concided)..and i think i have a good personality, i dont drink, smoke, or party hard. Only one setback...im 14. lol :P
I have a really important question... The guy I like is a friend of mine and he flirts heaps but he wants to ask out one of my friends.... But idk what to do.. Do I tell him I like him or do I do nothing?
@Geenz84 Don't tell him that you like him, it will only end bad for you. Once a guy knows you're in to him he uses it against you (trust me I've been through it) and in some cases it can ruin great friendships. So if you think your friendship is important then just find interest in another guy.
I love the end the best i just had like a lite smirk on my face with the other stuff u said and at the end i just suddenly burst out laugh my parents looked at me like i was retarded
i have a crush on this senior guy in my school. I really want him to notice me so i watched your video. I'm only a sophomore that's why i can only see him during recess, lunch, dismissal and during pep rallies because he's a football player.I have a crush for him for over 2 years and he still doesn't even know someone like me exist, and it hurts me whenever he just passes past me, not even noticing me. =(
Kiss your hand ten times say ur crushes name ten times, the copy this onto three other ids then look at ur hand
zoecorrigall123 4 hours ago
The reason I like my crush: He cares himself extremely well. He seem so comfortable with himself. He's not even that attractive physically, but boy is he confident in who he is.
nera2996 4 days ago
Great I need a good face :( LOL
KlayyJayy 6 days ago
awww, don't dwell in that now girl :)
sonixnight3500 2 days ago
@sonixnight3500 I'm a dude I was just kidding. (I'm not gay lol)
KlayyJayy 2 days ago
i feel like iron man is going to shoot me 4 some reason.
CrazyTimeWithTheGirl 1 week ago
Im fat and ugly but im the nicest person in the school :)
mrssummit49 1 week ago
Yeah...I'm fat, so no relationships for me. :/
DreamingODaisyChains 1 week ago
you know, why should i listen to this, a boy have to like me who i am.
RrEeBbEeCcCcAaa 2 weeks ago
You're pretty cool
Beccaelmado 3 weeks ago
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CeceandRockyAddicts 3 weeks ago
lol!!!!!!!!!1
ave2398 3 weeks ago
o.m.g you're so funny.
menalee3 3 weeks ago
Btw, Awesome Video. 2 Funny :) lol
GiiGGLES1990 3 weeks ago
I Love Your Shirttt Sweetie .. <3
GiiGGLES1990 3 weeks ago
this guy is epic.
CeceandRockyAddicts 3 weeks ago
Haha i gave u my number and u never called me back!!!
TheRae1290 3 weeks ago
LOL 2:46
prs889 3 weeks ago
4:48 onwards LOL
KelseyKamify 1 month ago
Are you serious? it's simple.. just tell the person exactly what they want to hear.. when they're carrying out conversations say stuff like "I know right?" or "Ye i know seriously" or "ye i know foreal, I agree" or "ye i feel ya" etc.
StreamerVideo 1 month ago
As a dude I feel I must watch this as a sort of reconnaissance for women.
M3TALLICAfan100 1 month ago
Hey Swoozie evertime i try to call a girl or txt her my phones dies as soon as i dail her number......... is this a sign?
Fallenangel987Z 1 month ago
it pissses me off when i talk to a gut and he says nice story babe now go make me a sndwitch
anjmalik11 1 month ago
do guys like girls playing hard to get :/
wolfhowlmay 1 month ago
your laptop is awesome!!XD
kawaighurl04 1 month ago
what about intelligence? since when should you be judged for a facebook profile picture? and some of the girls whose pictures you posted were wearing obscene quantities of makeup, which doesn't even constitute "beauty."
ceruleansmiles 1 month ago
morse codee hahahah
ThisisNixon 1 month ago
How to get a guy to like you:
1. throw yo ass an titties in his face
2. suck his dick
3. fuck the shit out of him
4. make him a sammich
TheGuerillatary 1 month ago
Nneewwbbee; good job cuz u no most guys judge us girls on our curves and looks......good job not looking for that. Guys should look for good personalities.....^_^
blondie12399 1 month ago
I'm in love with your laptop!!:D
moviestar891 1 month ago
When did you get into gaming as a profession, Swooz???? I'm really not sure what to get into, what to study on after high school, but that sounds pretty fun, getting into tournaments etc.
Thanks ;D
SuperUnderOver 1 month ago
1:49 AWWE :') You're so thoughtful! :') <3
MizCourtneyN 1 month ago
good advice
kthrnhan 1 month ago
LOL "I'm a Beauty Man"
ChaChaGirl614 1 month ago
lol. This advice actually worked :3. Lol thank you!
GeekxOfxThexYear1 1 month ago
Hmm ._.
darkestnights77 1 month ago
ha ha ha yourr funny youu look likee a cool guyy andd everyythiing youu saiid is truee((:
TheAiisha8 1 month ago
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@MsKala16 stfu u can't judge me through pixels you yourself even sound like you're a 12 year old girl because apparantly you don't know the difference between the words "your" and "you're", and it's true most fan girls probably don't look that good.. how does pointing this out make me a dick? I don't get it how could you be offended so easily? I hate women like you who try to take everything some one says in the offensive way.
StreamerVideo 1 month ago
MsKala16 stfu u can't judge me through pixels you yourself even sound like you're a 12 year old girl because apparantly you don't know the difference between the words "your" and "you're", and it's true most fan girls probably don't look that good.. how does pointing this out make me a dick? I don't get it how could you be offended so easily? I hate women like you who try to take everything some one says in the offensive way.
StreamerVideo 1 month ago
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Kiss ur hands ten times
Say ur crushes name ten times
Post this to twin vids l
Look at urn hand
edita12310001 1 month ago
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MsKala16 1 month ago
I LIKE YOUUUUUU!! ^_^ hahahahhaa YESS
vannavainloves2growl 1 month ago
Haha ur hilarious! Thank you!
Summergirl169 1 month ago
Big Bonededed.
brownsugr111 1 month ago 81
@brownsugr111 RIGHT whene i read that, he said it at the exact same time XD
orangeturtles246 1 month ago
@brownsugr111 hell no i would not be able to stand that
movon2survive 1 month ago
OMG!!!!!!! DUDE!!!! I love the part about you the guy talkin' you up about the whole chritian thing and then he sees you dancin' with a girl that's facing away from you and he goes blank!!!!!! (that was what you were thinking of) I can't stop laughing it's been 10 mins. lol!!!!!
LexiAngelHeart 1 month ago
Damn swoozie you always be a G
Jackthat1 1 month ago
BIG-BONEDED!!!
hammieworldrox488 1 month ago
i pay attention to hair-smile-face-laugh-and things like dat
nneewwbbee 1 month ago
HAHA, then you'll love me... my face is sooo beautiful !
ItsSabrinaPatterson 1 month ago
Thanks. i can't wait to ask out Mark!!!!! (i'm a man)
55GoCubsGo 1 month ago
Gender Age
Female 13-17
Female 18-24
Male 13-17
^ Homosexuals? :3
Lol jk. I'm a guy too.
ColorfulHyena 1 month ago
Lmfao big-bonededed
A20Stewart 1 month ago
ahah your funny
TheButterfly19922 1 month ago
Big boned-ed
BashRB 1 month ago 26
than*
LOOKIEatmehCOOKIE 1 month ago
this has more that five ways LOL
LOOKIEatmehCOOKIE 1 month ago
i love that you go for the beautiful girl more than the hot one:) P.S. danggg you fine, hot , sexy, mmm hmm :)
tymmy724 1 month ago
giant sprite mario!!! 0:38 :D
LuvLikeADrug 1 month ago
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awesome lappy skin!
LurkerIV 2 months ago
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LurkerIV 2 months ago
love your shirt :D MJ<3
Balloons020 2 months ago
ru talking about grinding
thecowsgomoo223344 2 months ago
@piro632 Lmao dave chappelle
201stars 2 months ago
One of the five ways girls check this out: How to make friends at swapBBM.com The BBM Community
MYopinionTIME 2 months ago
im a beauty man!??
TappiePie202 2 months ago
Dude, you're true to yourself. I like that
Chieu3 2 months ago
kim kardashian doesnt know mores code... lets be real. and did you just spit water on your bed 0:50 ??
Witzas 2 months ago
Wait Swoozie.. Did you just spit on your bed? haha
TheOriginalCP9 2 months ago 3
5 ways? Pssh i got 4
1.Suck his dick
2. Plays with his balls a little
3. Make'em a sandwhich
4. Stop talkin so damn much
These girls seriously need to watch some Dave Chappelle stand-up's
piro632 2 months ago
Quick Swooz! Pick up Kim now that she's divorced!
Mocha0wl 2 months ago
lol : if you have your eye on a guy and he has a boyfriend....don't do that just don't
yf777a 2 months ago
ahhh omg your shirt!! i love you!! i need that shirt
cutiefrogskermit 2 months ago
That crazy dance is whining :\
idlemuch 2 months ago
ok so i like this guy and i have no clue what to do about it but the only thing is, is that hes my ex.... :( omg he appariently called me a hoe!! and ugh i thought i still loved him and i have no clue what to do and hes like im srry that i dumped you over txt do you want me to ask you out and then you can dump me? and when he says that i want to punch him in the nose!!!! ugh plz help i have no clue what to do
meghunshow 2 months ago
Let him Play skyrim!
GhostGatts 2 months ago
i got ironman decal on my mac too!! FTW!!
Russiansnow 2 months ago
How to get a guy to like you:
1. Make him a sandwich
2. dont complain about everything
3. another sandwich
AlbieGfromMyspace 2 months ago 94
@AlbieGfromMyspace i wish all girls could be like you.
goformebruh 1 month ago in playlist More videos from swoozie06
@goformebruh im a guy lmfao...
AlbieGfromMyspace 1 month ago
@AlbieGfromMyspace WHOA! fucked my life up ROFL
goformebruh 1 month ago
@AlbieGfromMyspace also optional: be able to play games with me
pokewalkthrough09 1 month ago
@AlbieGfromMyspace lol so true
rubzydimond 3 weeks ago
Haha I'm pretty sure Kim doesnt know morse code
ANNique97 2 months ago
4:52 Yea girl my b didn't get around to it, best quote ever
Jesusturdmuncher125 2 months ago
ima subscribe ur hillarious
ItsMeHelena1 2 months ago
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.....or draw on his hand
AndysMouseRatBand 2 months ago
the way to get me to like you
#1 give me a donut
#2 if you have video games ask me to play one with you
#3 make me laugh im easy to crackup
stonestv 2 months ago
Soooo funny
yazminsmileyface 3 months ago
Haha! Loved that spit-take! XD
VioletStarrySkies 3 months ago
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You have a white accent
schclum 3 months ago
youtube.com/watch?v=ScG9jV3yiNg&feature=feedu
for a better tip on how to get a guy to like you
KliteIsSnarFF 3 months ago
i love you
44807maia 3 months ago
lip sinc is off
meowthchan 3 months ago in playlist More videos from swoozie06
your voice changed from this vid to current ones......
are you really young? :o
emilyfishie 3 months ago
2:46 ROFL!!!! I saw the other video of how you met her so i know what you mean
23lilsweezy 3 months ago
not gonna lie, i took this as gospel til you said you were joking.
TinselFairy 3 months ago
I like your hat collection :)
motunrolarulz 3 months ago
you're awsome, especially the water spit :) xx
anna631100 3 months ago
ahahah "beaaaaauuuutttttyyyyy man" << lov ur accent XD...nd the ending is classic~! :)...ur a cool brah ...subbing ....xD
charnonify 4 months ago
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charnonify 4 months ago
you are so cute and I love Jesus too!
bmfields2 4 months ago
do you have a facebook?
Erorepies 4 months ago
YOU ARE FUCKING HILLARIOUS!! I LOVE YOU!! THE BIT WHERE YOU SPAT OUT YOUR WATER HAHAHAHA OMG HILLARIOUS!! SUBBED!!! -3
AmeyTV 4 months ago
I love this vid
AaawSnap 4 months ago
Are you a Booty guy or a Booby guy?
karce05 4 months ago
look at you being all cute
dothedeed 4 months ago
love ur shirt MJ :)
Pressilia94 4 months ago
how to get a guy to like you: be hot.
hotnovel 4 months ago
Haha the notes xD you are epicly awesome dude :P
Invadergirl15 4 months ago
You're awesome. :)
stefster1993 4 months ago
I don't think it sounds stupid to have a good personality cuz that's what i go for. You have to have a bangin' personality && treat me with respect like i would wih u :)
inuyashaluver58 4 months ago
another way for to get a guys attention is to like and/or love video games! :)
1DogMuffin 4 months ago
your my favorite person as of RIGHT NOW
cupidthebeaner 4 months ago
I LOVE ur shirt haha
MJJWillLive4Eva 5 months ago
We need tips on girls
kissmaGORILLA 5 months ago
twerking
97HCOLOVE 5 months ago
Whats the name of the song that u played before u said "oh hold on 1 more thing"?
PeaceRockieBuddy 5 months ago
So the last tip is to learn morse code?
theTechnoclast 5 months ago 113
u should do one like this only for girls
DUSTINFOGARTY 5 months ago
Footnote: This may not apply to nerds of either gender.
rejectofsoul24 5 months ago
I like the Iron Man thing on the back of your laptop! nice! lol
celticguardian951 5 months ago
i have that laptop.
swag. <3
iiZPandaZii 5 months ago
Mkay im a Christian..no guys in profile pic....I can dance...(but like actual dancing)...I think i have a pretty face..(not being concided)..and i think i have a good personality, i dont drink, smoke, or party hard. Only one setback...im 14. lol :P
leah1597 5 months ago
I know this guy and I think he is really cute but I have been to shy to talk to him but I really want to get to know him
sofisticatedpanda 5 months ago
I have tried all those tips a hundred times before. :)
dancergirl1005 5 months ago
OMG I LOVE YER IRON MAN MACBOOK THING<3.
hannahnemmakrukowski 5 months ago
Girls dont realize how much power they have to decide about relationships
kakapyksid 5 months ago
what's the song at 3:00?
Noortje92 5 months ago
Big Boned-ed LOL
But For Real I'm Gonna Follow You On Twitter
PrinceMyuziqk 5 months ago 110
I am pretty but I think I'm to nice is that good or bad?
gymnasticslover64 5 months ago
I have a really important question... The guy I like is a friend of mine and he flirts heaps but he wants to ask out one of my friends.... But idk what to do.. Do I tell him I like him or do I do nothing?
Geenz84 5 months ago
@Geenz84 Don't tell him that you like him, it will only end bad for you. Once a guy knows you're in to him he uses it against you (trust me I've been through it) and in some cases it can ruin great friendships. So if you think your friendship is important then just find interest in another guy.
kmalters1 5 months ago
ummm.. i love you?
barbieangel555 5 months ago
i have my water and i'm drinkin it : lol !
nizzlefwizzle 5 months ago
XD
jasminejayjayJJ 5 months ago
Haha! Smooth talker you are!
MyChika12 6 months ago
nice hats
xxxdaisyyyxxx 6 months ago
all the girls he said yes to wore a decent amount of makeup :$
XPrincess30 6 months ago 2
your hilarious <3 #NuffSaid <3
subscriber1997 6 months ago
Mutual friend.... SO TRUE! LOL
RadioactiveBarbieDol 6 months ago
subbed you totaly like into ur vids!
LilCrankyNutz 6 months ago
SHIT!! I WANT YOUR SHIRT!!! Who's BAD >:D
Subbed! Awesome!
deeporc 6 months ago
Whoa didn't know he was black lol! Awesome :D
Destiales 6 months ago
Sucks... She's married
DeenaDianna 6 months ago
Yo. Fookin SUSCRIBED >:D
SoaringReality 6 months ago
your lucky you got an apple mac and iphone :( !
xwlye 6 months ago
lol twerking
omarirocks99 6 months ago
this has nothing to do with getting a guy T~T yeah i have no life
DerpzHerpsOREO 6 months ago
Why he sound like a white man
2332bina 6 months ago
Omg, I LOVE you!!!!!!!!!!!!
emobunnyssssss 6 months ago
i like that it says 5 ways but you got to 8 lol
ninjamonkey508 6 months ago
He's talking about pussy poppin'! lmao.
MsPurplefever 7 months ago
so the moral of the story is learn Morse code?
ChocolatPanda2 7 months ago
i love being a nice guy! though i dont get all the girls, i get the best girls. im lying i get no girls. BUT MY TIME WILL COME! soon, very soon.
megamaneggaman 7 months ago 3
Swoozie, I ma try all this on you!! <3
musicislovegirl 7 months ago
Sweetheart.
Big bones don't jiggle.
xxMLIAerxforeverxxx 7 months ago
@massieblockisme well, schools here in the philippines we really have recess
TheEternityMagic 7 months ago
Funniest thing I have ever seen.
Remember408 7 months ago
and show off your favorite feature
mzblaqface 7 months ago
So when is the TSA Rap album coming out xD
jeverbever 7 months ago
"there he is again, he's right behind you" lol
KaysoneLuvsYuu21 7 months ago
this is awesome :L much more useful than the other videos about it
:) thanks
LadyGeorge117 7 months ago
Do you mean SWAG, swoozie? :D
ilovejiro 7 months ago
I love the end the best i just had like a lite smirk on my face with the other stuff u said and at the end i just suddenly burst out laugh my parents looked at me like i was retarded
mickeymouse3001 7 months ago
i love you
della30o 7 months ago
Shake what yo mama gave ya! 0:38
MissGrapez5 7 months ago
i have a crush on this senior guy in my school. I really want him to notice me so i watched your video. I'm only a sophomore that's why i can only see him during recess, lunch, dismissal and during pep rallies because he's a football player.I have a crush for him for over 2 years and he still doesn't even know someone like me exist, and it hurts me whenever he just passes past me, not even noticing me. =(
TheEternityMagic 7 months ago
you are awesome
kamimi99 7 months ago
Lol so many similarities to StillNotDavid, the ranting/your lips when you talk etc LOL
AlphaMusicGroup1 7 months ago
I love ur shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 :)
MarlenaKeller 8 months ago
lol yea gotta teach all ah dem to wine dawg dais de plan
trinigamer1 8 months ago
hahaha this made my night xD
retardmindy 8 months ago
big bonddaaded haha
fantasy12100 8 months ago
i like you your awesome you give good advice but your also funny new favorite <3 :)
heitha123bieber 8 months ago
Well if you like a guy who has a girlfriend and you know your not your not gonna be with him, sometimes you just can't help it .
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