My Drunk Kitchen, S2E01: Meat Pie!

[GunnieBumm]

Ah, I'm off my tits watching this.

[breakingeclipes1224]

this is super funny!! make mashed potatos next time!!

[LittleRavenChan]

Am I the only one to get the DBZ reference?

[Lizzylovespie1]

Take your.... possibly demonic pie and put it in the oven.

[kaceykat28]

@JFnostalgia sexist bastard... what does vagina have to do with this video? she said fajita...

[historynerd1862]

i agree completey i hate reading the directions bc then i lose all want to cook that why i use the microwave 24/7

[JFnostalgia]

Thumbs up for vaginas!

[PiecesOfRainbow7]

The video froze a 2:45 on mine... I'm glad it did :)

[noahnorton92]

@Lizzierockstheworld It looks more like that than Vagita anyways haha

[bitchduck9999]

Wooohoooo....ohh no. Lol hahah

[jock5422]

step... ummmm..... almost done.

[Mslani101]

00:58-00:59 she sounds like cat from victorious

[The64542]

shane brought me here

[iamonthetube]

ive been watching these for like over an hour

[chloeekv]

Okay, I think I'm bi because I'm completely in love with you O.O

[HowlingHeartsong]

hahahaha Hikakin moment

[sarahhhbabiixo]

dislike.... people who act drunk -.-

[SuperHappyUnicorns]

A turkey is the only animal that if i saw it in real life I wouuuuld... kill it with my bare hands.

[CoolWoman98]

Man....my liver hurts just watching your videos :-P

[ivanhoe4mag]

na na nanana:)) caterinca

[186miss]

Dear Charlize Theron, if you like MDK and want another fan to watch it with and also maybe get married to I am here for you.

[YoClickme]

@coolhop10 noo she justs pops bottles open to pretend to drink them -__-

[reecethomson118118]

DO THE CINNAMON CHALLENGE!!!

[XxEmilyxX488]

Omg, we share the same hatred for turkeys. -3

[CoolHop10]

ARE u actually drunk in these shows ??

[TheEyEzIcK]

I love this show

[headlesspotato]

...3:17 best part!!!!

[DarkxComexSoon]

What do you do for a living?

Oh, I get drunk and "cook" food.

Fuck yeah.

[victoriaisntsosecret]

Oh my gosh. The sound of you chewing is adorable. Cold-stone, half-dead-baby-doll- with-a-bonnet adorable. Just. So. Cute!

[JenniferNicoleGeorge]

I used to be straight but then I fell in love with you

[skategirl555]

@JenniferNicoleGeorge That is so damn true.

[janiepug]

Adorable'. Thanks for tha laughs.

[MariahTheDirectioner]

1. Turkeys are awful.

2. Pies are hot.

3. Never give up on your dreams!

[13iloveyoumatt]

Someday, I hope you may marry me someday... ;)

[boomsnapsidni]

So...I'm just saying, I may not be Charlize Theron, but you should still marry me. I'll cook for you all of the times. :)

[blubber250]

Amazing. Just amazing

[macjigs63]

96 turkeys watched this video.

[celuichoisiun]

"Step... um... Step Almost Done." & "My pie looks like Vegeta." are the best. lmao

[applecats27]

Haha why did she say please ( onegai shimasu)?

[TheDreRock]

I lost it when she started beatboxing with the oven mits

[durdelster1313]

"I set my hopes to the level of attainability."

So do I.

And I hope to marry you.

[guyinTHEwhitehat]

POKE IT WITH YOUR FINGER!:)))

[Colors0fTheRainbow]

*le me watching my first my drunk kitchen video*

"My pie crust looks like Vegeta."

Subscribed.

[LovelyOokami]

You spoke Japanese, I love you.

Lol, but I loved you already. XD

[monsterluv101]

I like pickles

[SammyBaby5389]

I like how she finished the red wine and moved onto white.

[justinbieber123506]

wtf? jenna marbles is way more funny....js no offence

[MrJohn8912]

@justinbieber123506 shut up justin bieber

[TheCherryBomber1]

my body hurts from laughing. fuck you, hannah.

[ObeyTheEvilMushrooms]

You are too hilarious I almost died laughing!!

[DiscoOnArrival]

She's like the Bill Nye of college cooking.

[Harrisonpope]

"My pie crust looks like Vegeta"

[sennis1105]

i love how the drunker she gets the more her eyes close lol

[Lizzierockstheworld]

I thought she said the crust looks like a vagina D:

[BoozieQ18]

Hannah is getting better at cooking.

[TheOcularmigraine]

I hope you're rich.

[dizzynay1]

Love her..Just sayin :)

[MrShotTV]

"Carrots are good for your vision" *Glasses on forehead*

[SillySarah2468]

ur awesome!!! ur super funny and entertaining! who would of known getting drunk and cooking would be funny? love u Hannah ur awesome! I will sub!

[KennKennXx]

my question is who allows you in their kitchens? ahaha 

[TheMsTutor]

Shanr got me here :) so glad

[rangerbagel]

I'd marry you, for what it's worth. I can bake!

[xlxLoixlx]

Your drunkness, (Puts on glasses) IS OVER 9000!!

[SuperAfda]

You're weird, but people seem to like you.

[LadyKiraCake]

I love you.

[fireluke23]

Anyone else notice it went from red wine to whiskey? All I can say is <3....O

[finalxcx]

"my pie looks like Vegita" hahahaha

[HelloFromMonty]

So. I want you as the cooking teacher... We pay in cheese?

[AYEmaex3]

Step..uhm... step almost done

[TheWaggaFufflesxx]

why was the book on the floor

[TeenMomBecca]

make sure you keep drinking or you'll actually know how this tastes bwhahahah :)

[hituzara2000]

"My pie crust looks like Vegeta."

So then the oven move be OVER 9000!!!!!

[hoopin818]

The funny thing is you have chees in every epasode ecsept ur first one wher u made grilled chezz

[WoahKennedy]

Being drunk brings out the best in all of us, moral of the story LONG LIVE ALCOHOL <3

[Viol3tGr1mm]

"Sorry about your book..."

tee hee!

[CelinePlumpton]

" my pie crust looks like vagita " . LOLOL

[walkingThoughts]

"Don't knead your dough too much, 'cuz that leads to co-dependency." : /

[samman3110]

demonic pie <3

[jedfish613]

eventually with practice shes ggonna get good aat cooking hAHA

[LEBustAMove]

You look really good in HD. :)

[stephiilove94]

You should make a no bake nutella cheesecake pie thing (: !

[drodjenkins]

Thumbs up for the Vegeta(lolwut) reference. Also, I'm going to marry her one day.

[AlexTheGrace9]

3:18 almost dieddd

[alienspy24]

omg when r we getting married! loved it. Thanks for not putting your penis in it! Rachel Ray is such a has been and muy aburrido. U rock I could watch u all day

[SpotterOz]

I can't believe I blew the entire morning watch all of these... FOCLMGBO!

Great stuff, HARTO Keep 'em coming. At least until your liver gives out.

c}:{P

[willyang2]

vegeta!! its over 9000

[DirtyDeals]

Shit you ARE funny!

[mariewiky]

your pie looks like vajeeta, my pie looks like vagina

[EmmyZombie]

I absolutely love you.

[VanessaDipasquale]

"WOOHOO!! ohh noo.."

[25PattyCake25]

So this recipe calls for some cooking... which is unfortunate.

[marypritchard10]

you like great in HD.

[demonicbunny123]

Butter I barely know her! Errr

[celapontas]

i don't know how to cook either. would you marry me? also.. i like wine. ;D

[EmmaWillmann]

"A turkey...is filled with hate," HAHA

[demonicbunny123]

@imelizabethgayton nope

[gyrate3000]

"Who's drunk now, camera? Seems to me like you're the drunk one!" lmao

[inerrrtia]

***looks around suspiciously...I'm not trying to bring this to anyones attention...***looks around suspiciously...but you did a pretty got job on this one...SSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!...­when you spit it out you should have said "salmanila" not "hot" ... minor mistake. PS...Loved the Ice Cream

[TheNicktastic]

She basically made a turkey pot pie ahaha (((:

[piscesgagamonster]

oh my fucking god. She mentioned Vegeta. New. favorite. person. I swear to god.

[WombatJamie]

WOOOHO-ahh, no.

[andybondoir18]

this was hilarious!!!

[TheFrancescanater]

"Carrots are good for your vision" *misses carrot*

[Lithas88]

dont cook and drink

[CrazzedShinobi]

i never knew how entertaining it is to watch someone cook horribly <3

[blindmorphine]

so hilarious, i think we should get married

[thetigerloudude1]

Take your possibly demonic pie XDD

[blah1565]

My pie crust looks like vegeta! yes!

[KittyMangaLove23]

she didn't seem that drunk this time :(

[APinhert]

didn't expect to hear vegeta

[completelyCRYSTALLLL]

Marry me, please.

[tubular829]

poke it with your finger! OW

[imelizabethgaytan]

is she straight?



[AdamTadz]

@imelizabethgaytan Unfortunately not :(

[Kreutzerkringlor]

I am in love with this woman. She makes me want to try new things, like drinking alone in my kitchen and filming myself. This must be true love!

[TheRealAndreaB]

"This recipe calls for some cooking... which is unfortunate" hahaha

[adyrox87]

A TURKEY IS FILLED WITH HATE! LMAO :) You, my new friend, are so hilarious and adorable.

[elco9791]

"Cheese  as Always"

LIES!! There was no cheese at Christmas!

[K1LLD1LL]

"babe we got some time to kill" ;D

[Iamthisbored1]

Oh god, I always use soup when cooking. Lol!

[livingemotionless]

im suddenly in love

[IAmProtected]

Anyone else notice her adding wine to the dough at 1:14?

[xoxoBentleyxoxo]

"Don't knead your dough to much cause that leads to codependency" lol

[misterjoe100]

I want My Shroom Kitchen or My LSD Kitchen.

[rogue267]

being a bit of a soused chef myself, I gotta say you are the absolute best,dear Hannah. Keep on it and do what you do best.

[Corkieb13]

If I can speak for a lot of us, we are jealous of your friends and signifigant other! :D Hannah, your f*cking awesome! We luv you! :)

[EemiaLian]

@MyHarto Pleaseeeeee do a my drunk kitchen with JennaMarbles !!!!!

[rikwatson200]

xrunk this maks sooo much more sensee xx

[iheartREPTAR]

lmao omg can you be my friend?!?!?! 

[heirofyourmum]

"don't kneed your dough too much, cause that leads to codependency".

So punny I almost died.

[ritadavisoconnell]

whiskey rocks!

[CheekySensei]

So proud you know Vegeta!

[ProudToBeNerdy]

Hmm. Needs more drunk.

[caleisgay]

I love it when she just throws random shit in the recipe

[McFudd1]

Be my Girlfriend Hannah?!!!! <3

[flarkityt]

Know this: I will always be a fan. But now that we've had a few runs around the tube, I have to say, your comfort and confidence is becoming ... evident. OHNOESSS! Has Obi-Harto Kitchenobi grown too starry for her stalkers?

[brookika9909]

i think she is trying to hard now a days :/...

[xVaultx]

DROP THAT BEAT ONEGAISHIMASU

[ListenToMe12345]

WOO HOO!!! Oh nooo....

[rawrxmini]

LOL drop that beat

[shootingmars]

id marry lol

u Ur so cute

[dreamspire91]

I'm getting drunk looking at you.

[yoshi1365]

well at least this one was smart enough to stay in the kitchen :D

bitch, sammich, NOW!

[ambrpTV]

"Your...your...what're we making?"

[KimmySweatshirt]

no matter where you pause the video, she always looks drunk.

i love it.

[TheCherryBomber1]

@KimmySweatshirt especially at 3:19

[zebraricharde]

you must be really good with hangovers

[Booknerdcutie]

HANNAH!! YOU HAVE TO WATCH THANKSKILLING!! especially for your love of turkies trust me you will not regret it ;D

[poliplasmatic]

"Wooho-Oh No!" My life in a nutshell.

[mellojello471]

LOL 2:01

[Lyurgait]

woohoo! oh no



[XxTrIcKsHoTeRxX]

I have the same kind of silverware...yay

[BasedOnOpinion]

"I set my hopes to the level of attainability."

GPOY.

[61alkaline]

turkey. i would kill it with my bare hands.

[fidlar09]

I thought it would be an actually good meal until she threw the carrots into their and then the rest!

[ivanilla13]

hey youre using the mixer this time!! good for you!

[superduperdurkadurk]

Lost it at "My pie crust looks like Vegeta!"

[midwaykid1]

Will you be my best friend?

[Pug40]

dont knead your dough too much cause that leads to co-dependency hahahahahahahaha

[BVBforever21]

Lol put wine in the pot much... PMSL!

[Malakian720]

Legitimacy FTW ^_^

[TheNuren101]

OH my you're fucking adorable!!

[danielleandtrisha]

Set.. Um... Almost done xD

[heyitscaseyx]

"Whos drunk now, camera? It seems to me like you're the drunk one!"

[TheChunkyButt94]

"step um.... almost done"

[21Babyson]

"WOO HOO! oohhhh no...." lmao

[YayItsBDaY]

I so want your job! Haha.

[secondtoNeverland]

420 black birds? hahahaha

[msbaconmiller]

Anyone else notice how once she's reached that level of drunkness, she takes off her glasses. 

[Pug40]

@msbaconmiller hahahahahaha yup. sober - fully dressed, buzzed - looses hat, drunk - takes off glasses.....who knows how much clothing comes off if the show were a hour long....or Charlize Theron were present.

[GravyBaybee]

@msbaconmiller because everything's blurry anyway :)

[MoonchildOfDarkness]

@msbaconmiller Yes... that one time I was still mildly sober. xD

[sopranocat]

@msbaconmiller I do that too. My glasses start feeling really heavy and itchy when I'm drunk.