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  • Now, That was funny.

  • The Catholic priest is really into being offended.

  • "A lot of people would find that suggestion very offensive". Give me a break!

  • wht if she was bit fiter

  • The priest says: ''Yes, Jesus exists...'' What?

  • all religious people are just really retarded if they think they have to belive at god. stop believing in religioun and do what you want instead, like partying, having sex with hot girls, and lose my virginity at an early age so you are not retarded and the virgin when you're 16. it is so all religions should be!

  • @Falukorven600 you sound like a fucking retard.

  • @Falukorven600 i agree that believing in something so strongly without ANY type of evidence is fucking retarded. science has proved, all that shit is lies and in their heads, but you really do sound like a moron, just saying.

  • 52 years!? no wonder that priest is so uptight!

  • why did this video get so many thumbs downs? i bet it was some hacker. like all other of his videos, this should get 95%+ thumbs up.

  • 4:49 must be the most hypocritical thing a priest has ever said

  • no no no. JESUS H CHRIST motherfucker.

  • where's the islam on this video

  • ''Hypocriticlist'' :p

  • Islam sounds like is-ham. Muslims don't eat pigs. I bet pigs in blankets (google it) is a Muslim's worse nightmare.

  • @Philmyassin Worst joke I've ever heard

  • "It's not documented by any kind of evidence. It's hearsay."

    Oh the irony coming from someone who thinks the bible is the word of god...

  • he would not dare to make fun of islam,

  • @qad7861

    The dictator.

  • Notice how everything goes around the catholic guy and jesus and shit and he only asked like one question to the jewish guy?

    He offended catholics so much in this but not the jewish guy.. cause hes jewish himself, media has been doing this for decades now.

    I aint religious but i can see whats going on in this world at least.

    Jewish people are really truely disgusting pigs in this world.

    I laughed my ass off tho : )

  • @Vleesball

    he asked him about cuting the penis

    but he asked about marrying only jewish people - im jewish and its hardor me to think of harder questions to ask

  • he is fucking brilliant

  • Ali G is not muslim motherfucka... his character name is alistair

  • Don't make fun of every think , don't make cows smarter than u and more useful,make fun of ur ugly self sacha don't speak about god like this.

  • So many dislikes for the butt-hurts that realised this was about religion... Its comedy - take your mums dildos out your mouth and stfu.

  • The way none of these guest recognize that Ali G is trolling shows how stupid the general american is.

  • @TheHaave

    they are british

  • Second day stubble .... LOL

  • @TheUltimateCynic lmao yes because thats the point of religion right? to fight... you may be right the non muslim non god loving people may contradict their own faith and attack the god loving muslims but the muslims would not attack back because those who love god do not fight, they have the discipline to remain respectable.

  • @frameGAXVIII You should look at what happened in Afghanistan yesterday

  • more than 10 years on...and this is still f-ing hilarious

  • My mate has a nine incher, he gets it out all the time!

  • if islam was mentioned by him it would be world war 3

  • @sands291 Yeah, but the non-Muslims would kick the ever-loving shit outta the Muslims. It would be a so-unfair fight that your point is basically moot.

  • There was no Islam debated here lol

  • but what if she was a bit fitter?? and the look on her face!! ahahahhahahahaaa

  • ''does jesus really exist or is it just your father dressed up?'' AHAHAHAHHHHHAAHAHAHAA ROFL

  • nothing about islam

  • understanding and compassion ? thats religion for you .

  • Notice he doesn't go after the athiest....typical liberal.

  • @shawndw1000 Notice you missed the point completely....typical american.

  • @DanceLikeANitwit ya..I got the point. thanks Nitwit.

  • @shawndw1000 no..You didn't. thanks shawndw.

  • @DanceLikeANitwit ur still a nitwit.

  • @shawndw1000 ur still a shawndw

  • It's offensive, I'm offended, blah blah blah. So what happens if you get offended? Nothing. Sack up, religious guy.

  • Islam?

  • FUCK.. I laughed at "nuns works as strippers" so I'd spit milk all over my keyboard

  • Did he say the Nuns stage name was "Sister Fister"!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "there's not any kind of evidence for your claim-"

    "we has got a video!"

  • wtf , that jew !!!! is really fucked up his brain

  • omg this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    lmaoo

  • Me mate Dave e's got a 9 incher e gets it out all da time!

  • That priest loathes Sacha...

  • well this jewish guy is the only racist in the room

  • Sister Fister?! LOL

  • @controllerbrain disrespectful to those who take themselves too seriously

  • this is so disrespectful

  • @MsTommyknocker disrespectful towards who?

  • "G_d is like an overhyped David Blaine" to a catholic priest that is very disrespectful

  • @MsTommyknocker why does he deserve more respect ?

  • 1:06 hes reaching for a gat!

  • Sister fister LOL

  • @EnglishMikey dam it beat me too it hahahaha

  • @EnglishMikey hahaha

  • this guy is fuckedd... the faces he brings up on all these guests is priceless

  • The jesus being born on christmas had me in laughing fits!

  • holy shit he's funny!!

  • they are not able to align to ali.

  • That priests face makes this video: No room in the inn - well thats cos its christmas init! :D

  • Religious people asking for evidence? It's a miracle.

  • "Sister Fister" lol.

    Geez. Priests are so damn sensitive, aren't they?

  • @fuzzyone99 this way they get their money. they need to exaggerate harmless statements to pretend to be "offended" - and then they ask for a compensation

    (in the form of money or direct products and services).

  • The priest looks and sounds like Dick Cheney.

  • @fuzzyone99 let's just call him dick. that's enough.

  • borat > ali g > bruno

  • @grubn22

    ali-g is the original makes borat piss

  • my mate dave hes got a 9 incher he gets it out all the time .. LOL

  • "Times when it's been boring" hahaha

  • trololololol

  • sister fist her lol

  • Sister fister!!! hahahah!

  • I love how the reverend is stumbling on his words and doesn't seem to understand his own religion. moron.

  • sacha is very intelligent person

  • "there has been times when it has been boring" hahaha never a dull moment with Ali G!!!

  • LOL a priest demanding evidence!

  • @cosinePINGPONG basic evidence is the impact of the death of Christ

  • sistah fist-her ahaha

  • "what if she was ABIT FITTER" LOLLLLLLLL!!!! 4:01

  • It's funny how nearing the end of the video, the priest demands evidence. And discards Ali G's statement because it's hearsay. RELIGION IS HEARSAY & ZERO EVIDENCE.

  • God is hearsay!

    

  • Christian for life aaaight!

  • Jewish scum

  • shows how pathetic christianity is when ali g manages ask questions that stump a priest haha

  • isnt God like an overhyped David Blaine?

  • for a supposed christian leader, that priest is a complete arsehole. hes not loving his neighbour. he's judging the shit out of him.

  • I think it is stupid that people are having what some would call "serious conversations" about a video that is meant to make you LAUGH.

  • @ThievesGuildPro I totally agree!

  • @blakneppers I'm glad you do, it shows that you are SMART! :) hehe!

  • didn't hear the world islam in this clip... u make the funny stuff unfunny . F U

  • Secondary stubble...oh how I despise it!

  • 1'08'' the Rabbi really has to stifle it there, lol.

  • Jeez that catholic priest looks he just jumped out of a book about stereotypes. I mean really, I dont wanna offense people but its hard to not think "child molestation" when someone so stuckup, bitter and serious like him.

  • @baioken A Priest, a Rabbi is a stereotype. You have obviously stereotyped in your own mind that a cleric is a Paedophile. The man in the piece never once mentioned children, but you jump to it - You have already been conditioned to be prejudiced.

  • @GAELMIC

    I know I have, I openly admitted that. I never said he is a pedophile. In fact I didnt even say he looks like a pedophile. I just said, he looks like the stereotypical catholic priest that everybody thinks about when they hear about those sexual abuse by priests. Just a remark thats it. Its like if they`d have an arab to discuss about religion, and he would have a big beard, big nose, mean look on his face. Would look like the stereotypical muslim terrorist to most people.

  • @GAELMIC

    Not offending anyone. Might be a bit "wrong", or racist, but it doesnt hurt anybody I think. Its like when I say "imagine a young male from NJ, from italian origin that likes to party and drink with his friends". You would probably have the image of a heavily tanned young man, with spiky dark hair and shiny lips and with ridiculous clothes in your mind. But it isnt necessarily the truth.

  • ali g looks like david blaine

  • SISTA FISTA!!!

  • Seriously, is that Dick Cheney?

  • sista fista LMFAO!!!!

  • the dislikes are for the title ?

  • @sophienicorector yepp ... and right now ima dislike it to 2

  • @sophienicorector must be, it's the only plausible reason.

  • there was no room at the inn, because it was x-max :)) Brilliant.

  • Funny his Jewish who observes the Sabbath

  • @Mitchx42 very true:) but thats the funny part, that they have no idea hes jewish!:)

  • Priest dude seems relaxed.

  • yo asian bitch i still aint get no powers and shit

  • Why is the Christian/Catholic religion offended by anything that opposes it?

    Jesus, so it says in the bible, forgave and accepted everyone?

    'faith is a room with no windows'

  • Who gives a shit about the title its fucking funny.

  • 4:50 "Its not documented by any kind of evidence" but the "god" u belive in is?

  • "like my mate dave hes got a nine incher he shows it all the time"

  • It is hilarious when they take him seriously, lawls!

  • "there was no room at the inn" because its christmas! LOL

  • This had nothing to do with the title

  • "i don't think you can demonstrate that statistically" wow ali g missed a prime opportunity to turn that back on the priest dude

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  • that priests face looks like he just ate a sour lemon

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  • Ironically the priest is tlking about needing documented evidence, cause hear-say is not enough.

  • "It's not documented by any kind of evidence." Oh the irony.

  • Circumcision is disgusting. Anyone who cuts up a child is a sick person.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos You say more than 4 billion people in the world are gay Good luck

  • @srblackbird1, Huh? WTF?

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos enjoy your anteater penis and your fromunda cheese.

  • @joojoobomb, Enjoy your scarred up dried out mushroom cap.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos your foreskin doesn't make your dick bigger you fucking moron. it goes back when you've got an erection and GUESS WHAT? it makes no difference!

    it doesn't make your dick bigger, retard.

  • @joojoobomb, it makes your penis thicker and it gives gliding motion and it protects your glans, retard.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos During intercourse the foreskin retracts, resulting in the 'head' of penis to be the first anatomical region of the penis to penetrate the female's vagina. The foreskin, therefore, does not contribute to the length or girth of the penis. Although it is true that the role of foreskin is to protect the delicate underlying structures, diseases of the foreskin cause implications greater than its protective benefits. The foreskin is therefore non-functional, like your appendix

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos and makes your dick bigger

  • @srblackbird1, uh... taking AWAY from something makes it SMALLER. When you circumcise a penis, it gets smaller because you are taking AWAY from it.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos Dumb ass circumcision is a tradition around the world it is celebrated mostly by all religions more than 4 billion people do it it's a tradition of every human culture you dumb ass would'nt understand

  • @srblackbird1, child marriage is also a tradition. Doesn't mean we should practice it. And also, 3/4 of the world's men aren't circumcised. It's not practiced by 4 billion people. 4 billion people AREN'T circumcised and circumcision is not apart of every culture in the world.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos lets see there are 2 billion muslims in the world plus jews that makes it 4 it is against their religion to not be circumsizedand a couple of christians that still follow the old ways what more do you want

  • @srblackbird1, um are you nuts? There ar 1.2 billion Muslims. Not all are circumcised. There's 7 billion people in the world. 75% of men in the world are not circumcised. Circumcised men are the minority.

  • ok that is enough i dont want to explain all this stupid shit to u

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos Speaking as a medic, I would like to point out that circumcision has been scientifically proven to reduce the risks of developing various diseases of the urinary tract. It is therefore my view that the benefits clearly outweigh any ethical implications; especially as there are not medically related risks posed to the patient in carrying out the circumcision procedure. It is for this purpose (and act of cleanliness) that the Jewish and Islamic religions encourage this act.

  • @Kash2291, if you're a medic, perhaps you can explain why no medical association in the world recommends routine infant circumcision? Some medical associations have supported it being outlawed. The foreskin contains more than 10,000 nerve endings and routine infant circumcision can result in death or loss of penis. Men need a foreskin.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos I most certainly can explain it to you. You are correct in stating that circumcision in infancy is discouraged by medics, for obvious reasons as well. In the first decade after birth, the foreskin is continuous with the glans penis. Therefore the practice of circumcision does pose a danger to the individual and there is a risk of losing the penis. This is why in most religions, circumcision is practiced just before onset of adolescence, in order to limit the risks

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos With regards to your statement about nerve endings, yes there are numerous in the glans penis. If I recall correctly, the Islamic faith carries out circumcision with the primary aim being to reduce one's sex drive to a level where they can control the hormonal changes in their bodies- and thus keep away from sinful acts such as adultery and sex before marriage. As you know, hormone levels rocket before puberty, which is why Muslim children are circumcised at this point

  • @Kash2291, and how is it not genital mutilation to force a child to undergo a nonconsentual surgery that is intended solely to decrease their sexual health and pleasure?

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos I'm sorry you seem to have misunderstood a few of the concepts I've pointed out to you. Circumcision isn't carried out solely on the basis of decreasing pleasure- the main concept is cleanliness and increased self-control. If you recall, I stated previously that it in fact increases sexual health by limiting disease probability, it doesn't decrease it. As I said earlier I am a medic and your question is now pointing towards ethics so I cannot comment on that aspect of things

  • @Kash2291, those "benefits" can be matched by proper hygiene. Most people have access to soap and water and whether you're circumcised, you still have to bathe. "Cut off thousands of nerve endings... or wash it. Hmmm... That's such a hard decision."

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos Its clearly an obvious decision for you to make considering you find it to your convenience to simply turn on the tap and allow the water to flow, as availability of water is clearly so plentiful in supply where you reside that it has caused you to lose the ability to see things from a wider perspective. The majority of Muslims who are circumcised have no access to safe water to drink or use to bathe, hence circumcision. So you see, its not nearly as simple as you think

  • @Kash2291, we have water in the United States, Canada, Australia, etc where routine circumcision used to be the norm. You can pull the foreskin forward and clean the glans with sterile urine if there's no water. Very simple and effective.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos "proper hygiene" is not a choice that the majority of people in the world have. Resources are scarce, money is unevenly distributed therefore countries lack facilities and sanitation. You need to get out more and experience the world from the perspective of these people in third world countries. Only then you will realise that when faced in such difficult situations, you will engage in a lot of activities (circumcision to protect glans is one of them) that others will mock

  • @Kash2291 So you're saying that mutilating a baby boy's genitals is good... because of hygiene?

  • @SKiiSMLIVE Hey im uncircumcised and dont think its a must but i would say you calling it mutilating is a very extreme approach to a rather clean cut process nowadays.

  • @1stNightingale I think what you were trying to say is that calling it mutilation is very extreme. No, it's not, they're just stating a fact! Definition of mutilation: "an act of physical injury that degrades the appearance or function of any living body, usually without causing death." Circumcision is mutilation, by the very definition of the word.

  • @psypants Well to get technical no, no it isn't. The function is the same and if anything it tends to look much nicer than a bit of skin hanging off the end and it tends to more hygienic and because of numbing the nerves it lasts longer in sex so therefore its in all ways better. I have no problem either way for people but to call someone's circumcised penis a mutilation due to its degraded appearance and function i think would get a laugh out of the majority of girls world wide.

  • @1stNightingale Get your facts right, look it up. All studies have proven intercourse is less satisfying for both partners when the man is circumcised. It also destroys a lot of sensation in the penis, so that is a fact. You have also changed the definition of mutilation written there, it said "appearance or function" not "appearance and function". The appearance preference is, of course, entirely dependent on the person, some will prefer cut and some will prefer uncut.

  • @psypants Not in the studies ive seen. It also depends on if you are considering the action or the full act of love making. Many women say the pro-longed excitement from men and the cleanliness for oral are a benefit for them. Yes the senses are not as touchy but thats what alot of women like as men go too quickly.

    "Or" can be surpassed by an "AND" as there was no preliminary "either". So if it did one or the other or both it still is not a correct statement.

  • @1stNightingale, if your finger had skin cut off of it, it would be a mutilated finger. If your penis had skin cut off of it, it would be mutilated penis.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos No because while your skin was cut off your finger you wold be disabled and it would look horrible where as a circumcised penis works just as well, or better if you prefer longer sex, and it looks cleaner and not as flappy. So therefore by all meaning of the word they are not the same thing and its not mutilated the penis. I have an uncircumcised penis and am not gay so i kinda dont anything to gain by arguing this.

  • @1stNightingale, a circumcised penis doesn't look just as well to cultures where a normal penis is the norm. The first time I saw a circumcised penis, it scared the fuck out of me. You learn to hold yourself to have longer sex. You don't cut off nerves to do it. To me, a circumcised penis is a sign of a dirty lazy guy. If you're that lazy that you'd rather cut up your penis rather than wash it, you're just a lazy bastard.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos Lol what is the norm in a nation with a huge Jewish population? What about African nations where its done for hygienic reasons?

    I would agree with a man choosing to cut it off for hygienic reasons in a western world but when done from birth its not got anything to do with laziness and it does help it stay clean and it does help you last longer so whether or not it looks any good is kinda opinion but still the term mutilated is incorrect and harsh.

  • @1stNightingale, no African tribes circumcised for hygiene. It's for chastity or pain or entering adulthood. It often results in infection or death. And the only nation with a huge Jewish population is Palestine. Mutilated is harsh but it is correct. Mutilation means to inflict a disfiguring injury on. A partially amputated penis is disfigurement because a normal penis has a foreskin just like normal fingers have fingernails.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos Nowadays they have cleaner practices but yes you are right the primary reason is spiritual or tribalism but some have hygienic benefits as they have had for millenniums. In 2001, 8.3 million Jews lived in the Diaspora and 37%, 4.9 million lived in Israel. About half of the world’s Jews reside in the Americas, with about 46% in North America. Europe, including Asian territories, about 12% of the total. Fewer than 2% in Africa and Oceania. 6.5 mil in US.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos Nope it means: an act of physical injury that degrades the appearance or function of any living body, usually without causing death. As written before.

    Disfiguring is another word we could look at but i think it all still comes down to the norm and im afraid more and more people are finding surgically circumcised penis's from birth are quite normal. Foreskin and nails are quite different to compare in uses and there consistent presence.

  • @1stNightingale, Circumcision is a physical injury that degrades the appearance. You've just become accustomed to seeing an unnatural looking body part. Just like people become accustomed to seeing hair dye, plastic surgery, orange skin from fake tanning, etc. We see it so much we think it's normal or even healthy even when science and medicine tells us it's not healthy or even okay to do. Circumcision denies a man the r