The One Good Thing About Drinking And Driving

[tjlee56]

Society as a whole would become smarter from drunk driving... think about it... only the stupid people will drink and drive, meaning only stupid people will crash and die.. this is also called natural selection.

[majormana1]

dont swim in the kitchen and dont knock a pole through a wall the pole that held danny's shirts in closet

[billynutz567]

how bout nascar?.... started by drunk ass moonshiners trying to figure out who had the fastest car....

[ISuckedAtSports]

I said the one GOOD thing.

[TheLegendOfNintendo]

did you truthfully get $8000?

[ISuckedAtSports]

My grandma doesn't understand youtube so no.

[widdy006]

I like the one where the uncle locks the little girl in the closet for a week for touching his music equiptment in the basement. oh wait, that was me.

[doriannormand]

my god, Blake. That...was...hilarious! Notice I capitalized your name and not god. Yeah, I did that for a reason.

[ISuckedAtSports]

Take that, Lord!! Also, you're alive!!!!

[yeslauren]

During health class, we were discussing drinking and driving, and I mentioned your theory and got sent out of class :/

Thanks for that.

[ISuckedAtSports]

Did you actually do that? Because if you did, you've officially become cool today.

[yeslauren]

Totally. I'm no liar.

[ISuckedAtSports]

Then you have my respect.  And lots of it. That's pretty funny.

[tennerage]

Hey, convinced me chief. Even though I'm not a big fan of full house, I just never caused anybody any harm before so surely it wasn't a bad/harmful habit?

That's all in the past though, I've been a "responsible" pilot for over half a year now... :B

[alyiswriting]

If you happen to get stuck in a supply closet with your neice's obnoxious friend during the grand opening of your club, don't panic! You can always escape through a vent and ride a disco ball down to your awaiting patrons!

[ISuckedAtSports]

Oh yeaaaaaah, that was a pretty classy moment. The Smash Club.

[preppypopprincess]

OMG thats so true

[ISuckedAtSports]

Joey always got you super hot, I heard.

[tbolmedo]

i never knew that was the story. thank you for enlightening me.

[ThumperSF]

HHAHAHAHAHA MY TULIPS!!!

[rutlegirl]

the internets lol!

[KozFromBeanTwn]

I was wondering why you put all their names in the tags.

That was cool. Subbed.

[usernameunauthorised]

you're the best. i'm sending this to my sister. she loves Full House.

[ISuckedAtSports]

She'll learn so much. Mostly how I am the best.

[alias609]

you should watch comedian lee mack - he looked at uk statistics that showed that there are much fewer deaths due to drinking and driving when compared with when the two activities are done separately!

[ralema567]

those 80's glasses are funny :P

[ISuckedAtSports]

And sensuous.

[rawrjo]

ice cream fights are the best kind of fights.

[songtruth]

you're so positive. i find that uplifting.

[habitualshittalker]

i

would

bone

so

hard.

=)

[ISuckedAtSports]

Me or my grandma? Or Danny Tanner??

[Maryoftoday]

Why not Both! Sandwich anyone?

[feeelicks]

are you in my facebook group about this??

[CrayolaaWonderr]

awesome point, you should totally win that bet! lol[btw, im really laughing].

[chris3ff]

Drinking and driving is also nature's way of weeding out the morons.

[ISuckedAtSports]

Sorta. I'm trying to avoid the legitimate discussion of actual pros and cons of drinking and driving so I can get that unicycle faster!

[chris3ff]

The Monkees used to ride unicycles a lot. They were the shit.

[ISuckedAtSports]

And I do videos WITH a monkee and I have a rap saying toast is the shit.  I am everything to you now.

[BerkTheSportsGuy]

well played

[Katastrophick]

You've always been everything to me ;P

[ISuckedAtSports]

Where were you 5 years ago!

[Katastrophick]

Stalking you.

[Jpurser1]

ROFL

[AshtonDoS]

lmao funny lol drinking and driving

[lileknabbabe]

sooo funny... you are amazing man!!!

[ISuckedAtSports]

Thanks, tell my family that.

[lindzivb]

hahha

[lookatthatsky]

That was... Amazing.

[TheJayEffect]

Haha your grandma must be rich!

[ISuckedAtSports]

Not forever she won't be.

[davevt04]

drinking and driving keeps many civil servants employed as well (cops, judges, etc)

[ISuckedAtSports]

Mr. Logic over here pooping on my jokes. Yooooouuuu.

[j025431f]

Haha!!!

You are awesome.

[ellebelle1988]

That embodied more awesome that I can handle in one video! AMAZING...*subscribes*

[square111]

Drinking in the UK has caused 10,000 deaths a year

Driving in the UK has caused 30,000 deaths a year

Drink Driving in the UK has caused 2,000 deaths in a year. Im not taking no chances, GET THE BEER AND THE CAR KEYS!

[ninjakitty88]

i agree

michelle is inspirational

lol :P

[fireli5]

hmm, i really didn't see that coming

[ISuckedAtSports]

If you did, you wouldn't have laughed. You would have clapped. That's how comedy works. When you are surprised, you laugh. When you see it coming, you show you agree it is funny by clapping to show you knew the joke too. Did you clap?

[fireli5]

no....i didn't clap, but i did laugh quite heartily

[ISuckedAtSports]

YES!

[fireli5]

oooh! I understand now... grace be with you sensei of comedy *bow*

[ISuckedAtSports]

I like that name. I hope it sticks.

[TechnicolorTypeA]

lmao.......

YOU'RE RIGHT

DRINKING AND DRIVING IS OK!!

:DDD

convinced!

[understudy52]

I wish we could get married.

[alyssacorexcore]

i love it.

in fact, im putting it in a myspace bulletin.

and im a HUGE myspace celeb. ;D

so be prepared for like, a jillion people to be viewing your video.

be prepared.

[ISuckedAtSports]

That's too many people. How about 1/2 a jillion views?

[keyofreason]

Amaaaaazing.

[loopylion586]

WINNER. and also i am now subscribed DOUBLE WINNER!!

[ISuckedAtSports]

Getting a personal comment back from me right now equals TRIPLE WINNER STATUS.

[Jpurser1]

on the internets classic.

[RacheltheAwesomeNF]

Omg my love you are too cute. :]

[butcherboy0104]

Another advantage is that it makes me get home way faster than usual.Now where's Grandma?

[ISuckedAtSports]

Oh man, if I even miss them playing soccer in the park, I'm pissed.

[Maryangel24]

my childhood would have been half as funny without full house.

and if his wife hadn't died and he hadn't asked jesse and Joey to move in, maybe the kids would have become drug addicted and had a totally different life - and i would have never known how to style my hair without D.J.!!!

oh, and what would america be without the olsen twins? granny, give him the money!

[ionlylooksweet57]

OMG that was incredible!! excellent idea!

[kittenhiccups]

I never knew the mom was killed by a drunk driver. clearly I should have been listening rather than being hypnotized by Uncle Jesse's mullet.

[Time2ChangeLater]

Full House, you gotta be kidding. Thats a pretty big stretch.  didn't jesse ride his motorcycle on the roof once in a bet. Don't give into peer pressure of something.

[ISuckedAtSports]

Yes he did.  That's when Scott Baio came in, and he was a bad influence.

[pagiepage]

I stand corrected. you really know your full house

[lolsinblows]

you could try and get more money by saying with out drunk driving we would never have a reason to kill of a baddy, reasons for ppl to die in csi and entertainin footage of cops chasing speeding morons down the motorway.

[saltyourcuts]

i liked to get F'ed in the A.... i mean.. ugh.. just kidding.

[Chrasityfilms]

You've won this bet definately!!! Whoa 8000?

[sneakerjockCA]

oh, your yummi blue eyes!

ew, w/ the leech!

and, yep, you are still HOTT!

[lifeinacndyswrl]

YES. I would be lost in life without my Full House!!

[ISuckedAtSports]

I'd be lost without my TGIF in general!

[RobNorthampton]

Funny, smart, and good-looking too, damn you!

:-)

[Kruizinby]

LMAO I fully agree! (I know I know.. ;) lol) X

btw Full House rocked!

[beneaththesky69]

wooooottttttt u r teh ownage

[rufinatheroof]

I am F'ed in the A.

ahahahhaha i love your vids.

[ISuckedAtSportsGamma]

You're out of the will.

[ISuckedAtSports]

Are you supposed to be my Grandma? When did you use learn how to use the internet!!

[StudlyRogers]

Blake, if people didn't drink and drive than we wouldn't have intense car chases. It's like watching The Dukes Of Hazard except reality TV.

[meggiemeg86]

Full frickin House! I loved that show.

[DrunkSabortooth]

Funny as usual. But I have another good thing about drinking and driving. If it wasn't for drinking and driving the population of idiots would be double then it is right now.

[ISuckedAtSports]

I feel like you hear about the drunk driver surviving the crash more than the people they hit.

[MadcapLindsay]

You've got nice teeth, and eyes. Ha! Wow, a bet with your grandma. My grandma would win. Everytime. Heck she would beat me at sports too, I have no athletic skills at all. :(

[ISuckedAtSports]

That makes me glad I had braces all those years. And had my eyeballs replaced last year. Then welcome to my world where we don't need athletic prowess.

[captainfury2007]

I liked the episode where Steve and Uncle Jesse got wasted and played Pole position and decided to race for real.

You rock.

[ISuckedAtSports]

Did I miss that one? Oh F!

[annspade]

I see it differently. Full House is an argument for Grandma.

Hm... thanks to drinkin and driving more money is poured into our economy therefore helping our country to continue to thrive?

What was the question?

[ISuckedAtSports]

I thought of the money it brings in through fines etc. But you discredited yourself by saying our country is continuing to thrive. Remember the recession?

[annspade]

I have no idea what I'm talking about half the time. The other half I spend wondering wtf I just said.

[ISuckedAtSports]

Your life sounds easy.

[great1138]

yah gramma is screwed and wow that makes me feel old if nick at nite is playing full house. Didn't they only play really old tv shows on there? And Stephanie's? I think her name was bear was awesome. I had one just like it that I won from a drawing at my dentist office.

[mastergunner99]

I liked the episode where Uncle Jessie got drunk, punched out Kimmy Gibbler, and then diddled the Olsen twins until he passed out.

[ISuckedAtSports]

Are you sure that wasn't your wet dream last night. You forgot the part where he made out with unconscious Kimmy at the end, then puked in her backpack.

[jabazzy]

I've seen the light.

Thank you wise one.

[ISuckedAtSports]

Share the wealth of knowledge.

[jabazzy]

What do I get in return?

I've pimped you a lot =P

[DeviousTom]

wow you are absolutely right! haha

[sheermomentum]

wow.

i hate to say it.

but its true. you convinced me

[ISuckedAtSports]

You're a stronger person for admitting this.

[sheermomentum]

Thank you, oh thank you. Now I can move on with my life. D8.

haha. good argument, actually. I never would have thought about it

[pagiepage]

You missed the spin the bottle episode. definetly my favorite. Or when DJ walks around the table with that kid and it means thier married. Full house was awesome.

[ISuckedAtSports]

Oh yeah, since Uncle Jesse went from Italian to Greek after season one, things sure got crazy!

[walllofweird]

this. was. EPIC.

[walllofweird]

i'm putting this on my page, BTW.

[ISuckedAtSports]

Please! Should we worry that lawyers will use this to get their drunk driving clients off the hook?

[funnyz]

Wow...I didn't think you could convince me. Did you get the 8,000 dollars?

[ISuckedAtSports]

So far you're the only one I've convinced. When you see me on a Unicycle, you'll know.