Funny Japanese Heavy Metal "Roadkill Red"

[mivkayla]

this dude is better than dir en grey lol

[InfiniteRhombus]

gouuuuuu pares listen to meeeyaeeeehhhhh

[rudis123]

4:07 he checks his watch, lol!

[Entei2000]

he should work with william Hung!

[Entei2000]

better than william Hung!

[ajkfrty7]

I Respect this guy

[ecclesiasticous]

@ajkfrty7 i respect that he's havin a go at it. The things his efforts produce, on the other hand....

[LoudGeek]

I hope this genius survived the earthquake

[Simeprpic20]

3:48 Blue sky! hahahaha then followed up by i have no clue.

[b4zii12]

@Simeprpic20

i think it was Blue Sky followed by Tulned into Gley sky xD

[StunningSteve666]

2:35 oh my god

[dmattt]

this guy sounds just like Danzig! LOL j/k

[osuushiza8]

@dmattt

Dude- he does! O.o

[AlerionZomg]

this aint fake you realize

[ragnarroc]

funny..but fake...im still lmao

[eaglemanlad]

hory clap!

[NLPaganBlood]

lmao xD

[deizt08]

he can sing!! :D

[streetough]

The beat reminds me of those Sega Genesis title screens for something like Contra.

[lupine73]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Asia's answer to Glenn Danzig.

[thehorrordesign]

LMAO

[Amgsann]

too bad the band playing was not as good as him...

[vxxj4v1xxv]

the band? its just someone with a casio piano xD

[5lug]

oh damn i thought this was going to be "TOO MUCH BLOOD, TOO MUCH BLOOD." hhahaah, i cannot believe he has more than one song.

[SonEsmonduu]

This guy is cool. Need to find a place to get his CD.

[MetaIhead89]

not as good as "Inverti in Darkness" because that song has some crazy good beat

[nedsdead]

Herro people, Gahhhhh! i rish this mothafucka would shut the fuck up

[iceysasuke666]

2 50 lmafo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~rolls on the floor laughing~i try to watch this 3 times but i cant make it thought it without laughing

[DeusExKiran]

3:07 - some lulz right there

[jdizzle850]

the tune of this song is actualy catchy!

i like this one!

[KunoichiKira]

yes, lets all mock the non english speaker. we're not assholes for doing so. nope. not at all.

[zildjiancracker]

Lighten up, whiner.

[KunoichiKira]

lol

YOURE funnier than the video.

[zildjiancracker]

haha, it's all good

[YoMammi]

Shut up, weaboo

[PalpoPalpatine]

PREASE RISTEN TO ME

[ForgottenXreaperX]

When he says god prease risten to me I fucking almost died laughing!

[shaolinkungfu666]

exquisite. take the vocal work of two great musicians, corey taylor and cedric bixler-zavala, fuse them into a pulsating wad of pure chucknorrisesque awesome........ then piss on it. i'm guessing that's the method by which this was achieved. now my balls are inert.

GOD!!!!!!.......GOD, PREASE-A-RISTEN TO MEEE!

[slipknotmaggot777]

lol my bawls wtf

[666PaulGreyFan666]

now this is real heavy BULLSHIT!! hahaha

[Ensomniak86]

2:26 - 2:37

Sounds like someone needs more fiber in their diet...

[finzfan92]

hahahahaha 3:09.

GOD PREASE RISTEN TO MEEEEE!!!!!!

[evangeliio]

this is sad.... fucking japanese...... they cant do any thing with out tech..

[sweet518]

like to see you try, baby raper

[DennisDelusion]

You are totaly awesomnes!

[KronusBeld]

*throws a CoF cd at this guy*

[omgcancer]

sounds korean to me or hes saying fucked up english words?

[wolfo714]

it's actually not that bad. I think the only thing it really needs is for him to put more into his singing. It needs emotion.

[sweBornOnBB]

wooow nice!

[DAClark311]

the backing track sounds like something out of the original DOOM game

[irockout2525]

It's a worst Honestly, I love it! ! ! I know my feelings

[KeixFie1dy]

no no its KOREAN

[IbAnEzSk8]

his screams sound like a constipated paraplegic trying to shit out a small child

[120wf]

this is japanese heavy metal? he kinda sounds like chewbacca for a little bit.

[RM85RID3R]

true lol

[Alaphlosiam]

Not all Japanese heavy metal would sound like this. Do some research before making bad conclusions.

[xRhychux]

obviously. asshat.

[Alaphlosiam]

I don't think I was talking to you.

[xRhychux]

You weren't, and i took it into my own hands to call you out on making not only a useless, but also obvious comment. Of course all Japanese metal doesnt sound like this.

[Alaphlosiam]

Hurrrrr

[xRhychux]

this guy is to japan as BILL is to america. bill owns way harder though

[omgcancer]

no japanese heavy metal sounds like this? i not even sure if its japanese ;D

[Alaphlosiam]

Yeah, saying this to a Japanese person isn't the best thing. What if I looked up a rap video and started saying, "Monkeys do this? Never seen a fucking gorilla do this at the zoo!" Hm?

[omgcancer]

gorillas arent monkeys :0

[Alaphlosiam]

Hahaha, touché.

[noobn00bnoob]

YEE!!!

[GuitarnScythes]

Who needs instruments, when you are THIS brutal only MIDI tracks can live up to your demands!

[kittenmortis666]

hahaha!!

[RNRDOLL]

@GuitarnScythes Not just any MIDI..GENERAL MIDI haha

[takeo1969]

正直に言えば最悪なんだけど、大好き！！！俺の気持ちわかるかな­？？？

[laequis]

seee! tenes razon!

no concuerdo en lo ultimo pero la idea esta

[takeo1969]

Genial!!! en que tengo razon? y en que no concordas???

[takeo1969]

He is the japanese LUCA PRODAN!!!

[metabog]

Sounds like The Doors meets the soundtrack from Doom, meets retarded.

[22edp]

are you kiding? retarded? THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS! THIS IS THE FUTURE OF METAL! THAT FACE RIGHT THERE IS THE FUTURE OF METAL!

[Masterofbunies]

O.o wut shit??

[speedcheese]

i dont think i understand........

[SynysterSte]

wow, i just lost my soul..

[metalheadturk]

this is like a excruciation for ears

[darksquirrel409]

wow this is really bleak....

[Choscura]

it's funny how east asian takes on western music are always an octive too high and slightly off pitch.

[eaglemanlad]

dude,quit fuckin around,this guy is pretty fuckin awsome.

[Niobesnuppa]

BTW, why are they just showing the same two clips over and over again?

[Niobesnuppa]

LOL! xD

[Trahira517]

OK, can anyone tell me (or does anyone even know) whether or not this guy really genuinely believes he's good, or is it all a big joke? Either way it's awesome, don't get me wrong...I just want to know.

[jabjal]

fuck you trahira people like you always ruin the fun really get the fuck of this bitch no one cares for you mouthafucking ignorant comments go to hell

[Trahira517]

"Get the fuck of this bitch..."

Idk, that sounds pretty ignorant to me. Was just asking a question about the guy, so get over it kid.

[maulty1]

Nobody cares for your lack of grammar. As far as going to hell, he may like hell, personally, I like the heat in the summer.

Fuck you kid, go watch some more anime.

[BoilingHumans]

wow his growls are awesome;D

[Naroon201]

On his official myspace, it says "Stand up comedy" under Influences.

Still, Inverti in Darkness is better.

[serialslasher]

this guy sounds just like danzig

[toya0013]

Is He Dying or what?

[666DownwithJesus666]

I like how it sounds like they made all the music on a moog synth.HAHAHAHA.

[Kuromadooshi]

Now that's metal!

...maybe XD

[hebguy420]

fuck a bunch of slayer this is the new king of metal!!! dude i want this album

[95overkill95]

WOOOT kei kunihiro is the shit!!!!!!!

[Metallicafreak93]

I seriously want this guy's demos or recordings lol

[katanakiller]

does this guy sell cd`s ? i fucking want them :D i need to see him live! what a dude xD

[Thrashacre]

lemme try...

ring of the 60's

light of the rowe

pretty bright star..

this reflections something

light of the dead comes alone

bring a bone

red of the 80's

blah

Bring her with you on home aa aaa y uoku

[convulsion123]

I know the Official lyrics here's the first part:

Ring of the 60's

Rice on the roadz

bring a bright colored bra

reflections sometim

lonely the gaydard oh noez

bring a bright bra

race of the ladies

rice awwround all the raodz

bringainnz yellow hard aohaohhhohhaa

[naierer]

bring a bright colored bra

race of the ladies

o.O

[DrumMoose]

Whats with him and checkin his watch all the time?!?!?!?!?!

[BurnToFade]

keepin' time :)

[6656565hgh]

I like it. Its original and sucks so good.

[Arbmanthesheep]

Lyrics, please!

[foottothenuts]

GOD PREASE RISTEN TO ME

[Pianoblacks]

Is his wife supporting him??? Oh god...

[Saladin126]

lol... man... wow...

[xCyanide08]

i say it again: it´s so f*ckin intense!

[PooPoo2U]

are these guys serious? hahahaha

[rycon18]

this is my interpretation after he gets pissed

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RUNG HUNG GUNG GUNG OH MY GOD!! DWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HE MUM GUM RAAAAAAAAA GGGGA AS BRISING THEM TO ME OHHHHHHHHHH BRUSKY (BLUE SKY) MY POOTOOTY!!!!!!!!! RYIAHHHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUH HUH DAI GUH TEN RAI OHHHHHHHHHHH

[whiterabbit705]

The musical greatness of this peace reflects on the talent of the performer. Molto grazioso!

[Teknoblade]

This is the best song ever.

[PERROSKI323]

LOLOLOL 2:13 HAHAHAH

OMFG hes LIKE MubLGRR GRR GRR lololol!!!!

ooo rr ro grrrr!!

[Zelious12]

Lol, it kept using that constipated picture in the beginning...

[CV360]

2:47 it sounds like hes trying to fart

[ajsz08]

bbobfrankk: ITS TOO MUSH BRUD OBER AN OBER, PWESE RISTEN TU MEE!

[BBobFrankk]

This is much better than Keiji Haino and yet he doesn't get regarded as a genius! What's wrong with this world!?

[xale1980]

xaxaxaxa! awesome!!!!

[ajsz08]

i like the part where hes screaming and it doesnt match up......lol

[fatedward12]

awesome lol really GOOD!!!

[weeparky1970]

hahahahah! its like a really really really bad black sabbath song! should start an online petition to make this guy a star! he already one in my eyes!

[venomkill666]

Is that Gezolucifer?

[DPTstyle]

I LOVE HIM!!! auhuauauhauhauh

[ajsz08]

HEAVY MENTAL!!!!!!!!!

[Patoallas]

true metal

[SoraRoxasdude1]

yeah and with no guitar!! This dude is a genius!!

[ajsz08]

he either genious or nutcase? too mush brud ober an ober!i yi yi just a humen bean!

[metalnudel]

well, actually the riff fuckin rules !

[sk8freak3000]

aah plz post the lyrics this vid so funny

[reddragon53545]

This guy is fuckin great ! Inverti in darkness is better though

[Celica91TRD]

oh yeah this is deffinently better than Inverti in Darkness..... !?!?!? crap

[untitled06]

moron.

[PedgeJameson]

The saddest part of this is if he had sung in Japanese, it would have become a hit with Naruto fanboys to make fighting videos from.

[SoundsOfBluePE]

lol

[drepmore]

This video should be shown to convince people that nuclear disarmament is the only way forward for humanity.

Unfortunately this poor fucker is obviously still snorting in radioactive sprinkles from a pink straw in Hiroshima.

[PedgeJameson]

LMFAO we said.

[PedgeJameson]

I mean well. Sorry

[M3PH1STO666]

Amazing melody in his voice, I am jealous :(

[ajsz08]

no way , this is a mexican

[crustydemons4484]

youre a mexican

[sathanel]

what the fuck is that!!!!!

[ajsz08]

i stil have to wiv my wife, aaarrrrgggg pwese wissen to me. bwu sky bwu sky oh ohhhh oh ahahoh wooo.eching fwoo the skys of change...god o my gwad oh my lard gwad..pwese wisten to me bwu sky turnd into gway...anicing you want ,anycing to yu , aaarrrrggg.

[sweet518]

better than the beatles,

bigger than jesus,

[Hellothur]

where did you get these videos?

[huntingmao]

i love this guy^^ serious as death but funny as hell

[RevengersSin]

horrible

[sdmf1982]

Where's that woman that was in the background of his other video? Reckon he killed her? Still, at least he can write a new song about it..."too much brud in my studio, too much brud"

[chimpo32]

LOL.

I dunno how she can sit there with a straight face.

[MeanrBeanr]

this guy must smoke the best tea in Japan

[Djsonofthedevil666]

This sounds like a reject mighty morphin power ranger song

but he is still my favorite artist

[ducci13]

The background music is a preset #7 button on a $40 casio keyboard.

[SssThsss]

Heh, I knew it was something like that. It's amazing how on the other video he actually sings out of sync with it.

By the way, if anyone hasn't noticed it yet, play close attention to the video itself. Notice a pattern?

[Harley08602]

gh3y

[deusno14]

like a trainwreck...

[camthethrasher]

i can only hope...someday...to be this good...

[ducci13]

I just picked up this guys boxset and it fucking rocks! Good call on the backing track! Funny shit bro! He uses a casio keyboard preset beat on his other song

[bananaman15dead]

very hard to pull off being metal when singing along to midi backing track

[ducci13]

Im confused on the lyric where he talks about the dirty haired man squinting-Asians cant squint. You cant squint when you are already naturally squinting. Im going to jam a pen in my ear now.

[LilLukAz]

How could anyone like this shit?

[stratorarious]

this guy must have smoked some bad shit lol

[Draikownz]

lol

[Regzroy]

I never knew anything - prison ain't shit

[callamanster]

Any chance of lyrics?

[relphydotcom]

The dream of the Sixties lies on the road, Spilling out its bright colored guts. The destruction of the Seventies lies dead on the road, Spilling out its black blood. The wealth of the Eighties takes a rest on the road, Spilling out its yellow heart. The dirty haired young man squints his eyes, and breathes deep repeatedly. A big heave in the shoulders, A small heave in the chest. The child of the Nineties. All that is left for the young man is hell as reality. Thanks.

[relphydotcom]

What a wonderful world this is.

There's no love in it. There's no sex in it.

The young man begins to dance, shaking his head wildly.

Etching crucifix scars on his chest.

Not a single drop of the blood of the Nineties defiles the road surface.

Crying, the young man can not bring on tears.

Not a single drop of the tears of the Nineties can defile the road surface.

Thanks.

[relphydotcom]

What a wonderful world this is.

No different from a dead body except that it's alive.

A young man, and at the same time, an old man.

The planet has been disconnected from life support.

My body has been turned into a body that can dance only to super fast music.

The young man just gazes into the emptiness, and his heart can no longer be moved by knowing that there is some blue sky left.

The only reason why I've survived is because

I was lucky.

[relphydotcom]

The only reason why I was born is because of A whim on the part of my parents. No drugs. No booze. No sex. The young man, with his hair blowing in the wind, slowly reaches for his penis. But, Not a single drop of his semen Shall defile the road of the Nineties. And so, Existences that never existed slowly cross the street en masse. I thought we were supposed to be the betrayed wolves - But we're just a flock of pitiful little animals in the eyes of The hippies, the punks and the yuppies. Thanks.

[xxxcrackwhore69xxx]

herro,

video bring many honor\

need lyrics

[livereaper]

Yea but i cant stop listening........TOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO MUCH BLOOD ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG now this addictive piss..........hahahaha

[Wang0Phat]

What are the words to this one? haha

[Hnnix]

I am no alow to die, firTHt kime firtht kiiiiiime.

LAWL!

[igore4444]

creapy

!

[atbberzerkeratb]

this is terrible wow

[m00nkinftw]

I want this on my cellphone!

[livereaper]

You know i just cant stop,,,,,,,,,,,so weird but yet it dances on my eardrums in a funny japanees way,,,,yes it really is satans music.hahahahah

[mcrshogani]

this is a comedy thing or whatever because this guy is too bad to be a real singer

[zuruzuruzuru]

Something inside me just died a little..