Jimmy Carr - Encore

[xX4monX4m4rthXx]

you give the rabbi bones.... this is common knowledge

[786raiver]

I did not get the 6 million jews-joke, what did he say?

[robiniohofc]

@786raiver WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 6 MILLION JEWS AND A PORK PIE?

A PORK PIE DOES NOT SCREAM IN THE OVEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ixcaliber]

@786raiver 6 million jews died in the holocaust.

[786raiver]

@ixcaliber no, I got this part I mean what does savety in numbers mean?

[FindYourOwnWayToFly]

@786raiver he means the way nature works, when deer are in big groups, tigers or so are less likely to get one cause they cross eachother and confuse the tiger so none of the group dies. safety is number means that how bigger the group how saver you are

[r0binson2424]

mohammed's a dick

[tatoola]

I'm french and i've never had much problem with my vocabulary, but today, i learned what Felching means... The hard way... By googling it...

Good video though :D

[max34be]

@tatoola ohhh shitt......

[KittiMitties]

I didn't take offence to any of that....nice try Jimmy, nice try.

[ImbaTequila]

all you sentitive muslim cunts... eat the muhammed joke raw!!! ahahahaa

[TurnoverAbid]

i dont understand the coat hanger joke...can anyone explain? and i apologise for my stupidity if its a simple joke..just dont get it

[ThisNameWasntUs3d]

@TurnoverAbid Its a way of aborting a child

[deinvadder88]

@Koenraad1982 google "Self inducted abortion"

Your welcome.

[xyoop]

Never high-five a rabbi - brilliant 

[Halldisa]

6 million jews died in WW2 but about 26 million russians, so not quite the worst...

[WasLilChrisnowbigish]

@Halldisa

yes but most of those russains died in FIGHTING, or starvation by country that couldnt help them. While the jews was the largest GENOCIDE to have ever happened and killed in killing factories, so yeh its a bit different -_-.

[OFswag666]

@WasLilChrisnowbigish well at least they got a shower before they died

[WasLilChrisnowbigish]

@OFswag666

LMAO

[OFswag666]

@WasLilChrisnowbigish :P LOL

[TheRollieDog]

whats the coat hangers bit about?

[Masher3600]

@TheRollieDog Home abortions

[TheMegachops]

@TheRollieDog Look up coat-hanger and abortions on Google images.

[comicreaper]

@TheRollieDog some cases were found in which a woman gave themselves an abortion by using a coat hanger.

[deadlyvictim1]

7:05 a wild Snorlax appeared!

[amaliefuckingwhitta]

Bacon, beer and porn? Is that what we're known for? AWESOME

[Knoh]

@amaliefuckingwhitta It's better what we got: Hockey, suicides and right-wing politics

[finalfantasy50]

@amaliefuckingwhitta xD

[rkoviperism]

lol i swear nothing is funnier than a well educated comedian

XD

[usukker]

i dont get the joke, 5:10

[sayanroy36]

@usukker

duhhhh, the holocaust? ring a bell?

[mingdienasty]

@axelotl38 they tested on humans instead

[Axelotl38]

the joke about hitler and Polpot not doing animal research, I was not offended at all, so I must not get it. What is it.

[sayanroy36]

@Axelotl38

ever heard what the nazi scientists did to millions of inmates in the concentration camps all over europe?...lets just say they were worse off than the animals that are used today in research labs

[Axelotl38]

@Axelotl38 okay so I did get the joke in the first place, am not offended by it what the hell?

[santis142]

I don't get the coathangers bit at 3:40 ???

[chrisjt86]

@santis142 coathangers are used when women want to give themselves a home abortion-they straighten it and stick it in their uterus to destroy the fetus.

[AsSheLikesIt]

@santis142 abortions via coathangers

[charliewhisky111]

seriously. I bet he was thinking ''wtf are you clapping for?'' at 5:12.

It's as if he's exploring the audience.

[merdufer]

"The worst thing of being told you got Alzheimer"

He told the joke much earlier in the show.

[Megatyami]

Comedian of the year 2004-2011! Update

[PrintScreened]

This guy has the genes of god.

[jowydas]

He forgot Stalin and Mao Zedong (the last bustard killed over 60 milion of his ouwn citizens... well that is hard core. Stalin - he killed people from his ouwn nation)

[ilovesarakim]

@jowydas Meh, Mao was so-so, but I totally agree upon Stalin.

[robertgaudlitz]

@ilovesarakim mao was so-so?! i REALLY want to swear right now! mao was the greatest mass murderer of all time! he let 43 million chinese starve, and that is not even his total kill count!

[ilovesarakim]

@robertgaudlitz Meh.

[robertgaudlitz]

@ilovesarakim meh? the chinese commis killed 60 miillion people so far. that is the most terrible kill count in history (okay, politically, islam and christianity killed more). and all you got to add is meh? right :D

[50033836]

@robertgaudlitz But the Nazi kills were in such a short space of time, just over a decade. The Chinese government has been at it for the past 60-odd years.

[robertgaudlitz]

@50033836 that is simply not true my friend. mao willingly starved 43 million of his people in the one year he changed the chinese national economy from market economy to centrally planned economy. he called the deaths of 43 million people "necessary sacrifices". that was not only the single most dreadful and biggest mass murder of all time (interestingly enough, a democide) but also in the shortest period of time. even the taipeng rebellion couldn`t muster that up.

[merdufer]

@robertgaudlitz As horrible as it is, letting people die simply isn't quite the same as imprisoning, torturing, and murdering. Equating ruthless and callous leadership to hateful acts of systematic genocide seems like such a liberal use of comparison.

[robertgaudlitz]

@merdufer it actually isn`t. this wasn`t a mere case of letting people die, this was an active overthrow of a functioning economy, willfully starting famine. if you do not count actively depriving people from food so they will starve to death as murder, i am surely not the one who should check his definitions.

[merdufer]

@robertgaudlitz Would you call Napoleon a murderer? There may be differences in the use of the word between the linguistic communities we're from. But when a leader adopt a policy that will lead to unavoidable death, for a purpose that he believes is worthwhile (regardless whether it is in fact justified), as long as no direct at of killing is committed, we call him a ruthless leader, not a murderer.

[robertgaudlitz]

@merdufer so giving the order to actively deprive people from food to starve them to death is not murder? okay, i mean for all means and purposes, you left reality when you pulled this discussion into LINGUISTICS, but if you really think a written order states murder, you will have difficulties to find the phrases you are looking for in writing. from dschingis khan to hitler, stalin and mao. and yes, OF COURSE i call napoleon a psychotic mass murderer.

[merdufer]

@robertgaudlitz Linguistics IS the study of reality. In reality, people use language. Like the word "murderer".

If you agree to call every leader with policies that caused the certain death of its citizens a murderer, sure, Mao is a mass murderer. Although in that case I don't know how any leader can be exempt from being a murderer (its a matter of degree, I suppose), it does allow you to make your initial claim.

[robertgaudlitz]

@merdufer actually, linguistics is the study of the words we use to describe reality. physics does a shitload more for that.

and i am not talking about every leader, i am talking about the madmen that kill FOR NO GOOD REASON. sure, even mommy (that is how we call our chancellor in germany) will have had one guy or the other assassinatedf, but that was no what we have been talking about, now was it?

and i am allowed to make that claim, because this is a free country, thank very much.

[merdufer]

@robertgaudlitz Don't change your definition halfway through the discussion. Since when does murder have to do whether there is any good reason behind it or not? You mean if somebody is killing for a good reason that makes it not a murder? And what makes a reason good or bad?

Also I like how you try to use freedom of speech to justify your claim. Although people are allowed to make false claims, that doesn't make them true.

[robertgaudlitz]

@merdufer it sure doesn`t, that is why i challenge the nonsense you are saying. and you only understanding now now what i am talking about is not me changing my definition. i will say it again, if you willingly starve people to death, that is murder. EVERY bloody court will convict you of murder if you lock somebody up and deprieve him of food until he dies. or if you let your baby starve to death. so why are you still denying that?

[ihatehandball]

Denmark is cool, and there comes alot more from denmark then porn, beer and bacon.

buuut we make the world best beer, and bacon is just hmmmmm!<3

[chap6595]

4:24 wow...how wrong!

[mssarcasim]

LOL i found even the most offensive ones hysterical...i feel like a bad person :/

[theace]

1 person has no since of humor

[Metallicafanfrom93]

@theace since when?

[TowfiqTheBrown]

@theace

You sir have no SENSE of spelling!

[VultureCabaret]

Can anyone could write for me script, of that, what Jimmy said from 1:01 - 1:15 (?)

[arenasification]

@VultureCabaret I think he says: and all that london got was that shitty fountain, still better than paris all they got was a slow down sign

[VultureCabaret]

@arenasification Thanks very much :)

[BurnSpangler]

wasnt even funny until the rapist joke

[popjoeandco]

When Jimmy first started out he was so stiff on stage! He has come along way with his act since then. He's a top bloke aswel, always takes time to talk to the audience after the gig

[lsisoccer5]

thrats wrong dude, shes 16

[NMtB4ev4]

it stops working at 03:46

[boomstick900]

@NMtB4ev4 AM or PM?

[NMtB4ev4]

@boomstick900 nvm my internet wasnt working thtat day

[LemmensSteven]

I love it. It's especially nice if you let Youtube generate a "transcript" of this video. It's not even remotely correct.

[loms332]

7:06;)

[IAMAGLEEKFREAK]

Jimmy Carr is my all time favourite comedian not to mention a legend. Ifr anybody knows how or wher i can get tickets to one of his shows please let me know.

[GIMMEDANGERX1]

Do you remember where you were when Diana died?

i do, it was the best time of my life....

Im a forist :D haha

[QwidgyboMan]

The cartoon drawing looks like Ali.

[MI6Operative1995]

Comedian of the year 2004- 2010

[123456789amara]

@MI6Operative1995 Cause 2004-2010 is a year.

[Rabbitthateats]

@MI6Operative1995 He's my favourite gag/one-liner comedian. But, for funny stories Ross Noble is the best.

[shoseki]

@MI6Operative1995 so tragic

[lukio583]

@MI6Operative1995 and 2011

[HASLUM]

LEGEND!