Mortal Kombat 9 (2011) - Chapter 11: Kung Lao [PS3/360][HD]

[Loveandlove16]

I cant win the fight with Shao Kahn ¬¬

[ShiroShikigami]

why did kung lao said that noob saibot looks familiar?

[thekingofevil93]

@ShiroShikigami because noob saibot is the original subzero that scorpion killed..and also,,subzero's alternate costume in this...is also noobs alternate

[Zilziox]

Quan Chi has a silky ass voice lol

[MrDiablinho]

Alvin and the chimpunks vs Tiko and teko ><

[carloselpotro]

it sound like mice fighting

[CrazedFan45]

so kung lao does wat liu kang could not, again FUCKING BULLSHIT!

[arzell32]

Pause at 4:27

wat was a tarkatan looking at? lol

[asdflkjkaslkdf]

Must...spam....flying kick...to...live!!!!

[warknight17]

Y does Raiden look like he's got lip gloss?

[Webzlinger]

I WILL eet your heart! Was anyone else reminded of Little Nicky?

[Webzlinger]

Noob? Really?

[sicasian]

Quan Chi: (I made her boobs too big...) Hello Sindel bla bla bla x)

[theguyinblue2]

13:50

NOOB: DAMN!

[michuflakabebe]

liu kang and kitana have smth???

[theOYRISHCLOVER]

Kung really pwnd that NOOB

[darknesskc8]

i h8 how they make all asian characters sound like bruce lee

[darknesskc8]

i still think quan chi is kratos

[nobodies195]

DAT LIU KANG KICK

[dragonson04]

Liu Kang vs Shao Kahn.....sounds like Chip and Dale arguing

[kittenbut1]

oooop 4:55.. reference to deadly alliance!!

[IcyOne4884]

10:26 Scott Pilgrim just earned the power of Self Respect!!

[IcyOne4884]

Ya know what I just realized about these story mode fights......THERE'S NO FUCKING GORE BESIDES THE X-RAY!!!!!!!

[dalekslay]

8:06 - EDDIE IZZARD IS SHAO KAHN ;D "Do you know who I am?" "that's shao kahn.. i mean geff vader"

[dalekslay]

8:06 - EDDIE IZZARD IS SHAO KAHN ;D

[animecreatsthebody]

Alvian and the Chipmunks in MORTAL KOMBAT !!!

[aalkaline]

is he's name really Noob?

[oceanwind11]

@aalkaline Yea his name is really Noob. He got his name way before noob even became a word used to degrade annoying newbies. Noob is actually the name Boon spelled backwards. Boon is one of the guys responsible for Mortal Kombat games.

[aalkaline]

@oceanwind11 Oh okay, thanks for the answer man.

[ihateuutube]

Noob saibot can't be beat. He's unbeatable. Everybody who played umk3 knows that.

[KingBowser444]

I love how you spead up the fights! The sound is hilarious!

[Acrodents]

8:20 squeak twice

YES RAIDEN IT WAS YOUR FAULT because you saw Shao Kahn coming behind him and thought "Whoa, he's in trouble now!! I'll just stand here and do nothing!!"

[That17thGuy]

I WILL (babality) *eatyourheart*

[hunterlumrocks]

i will.....................eatyo­urheart

[elizabeth720]

kung lao and noob saibot ate crack and sugar before they faught

[TheGreatKungLao]

R.I.P Kung Lao.

[bharbaramc]

5:09 Quan Chi´s laughter is funniest!=D

[bharbaramc]

At 0:26 begins to fast O_o

[BrichuBabE]

My dad and uncle busted out laughing when I was like do you want to put some clothes on? They agreed because "yeah those are granny tits" but when malieena was half naked their response to that" at least you can put a mask or bag over that face and it would still be good." -.-" smh.

[knifeofspaghetti]

And that's what they get for not using fatalities in story mode.

[JohnnYblaKE36]

LOL.....JC can lose wit Ermac

[JohnnYblaKE36]

WeLieAtGames

[rko025]

why didnt they zoom out when sindel came back to life.did anyone see howw big them things where plus i bet quan chi got a boner.

[That17thGuy]

Man, the best and funniest walkthroughs come from the guys that suck at games (WeFailAtGames)

[shawn2k12]

Quan Chi looks alot like Kratos!

[MPSPest]

Quan chi´s voice= awesome

[kasouyumi]

@MPSPest

You're just a typical man with your thumb in your mouth...and your dick in your hand!

[MrImastinker]

Sindel=MILF

[MaverickHunterX3]

This death is somewhat pathetic. I was expecting a heroic sacrifice or a last stand death.

[MobsSpawners]

Shao Khan isnt so Strong I beated him up in 4 minutes (Normal Diff)

[kenneth12345678910]

What Shao Khan should have been asking "Why in the fuck didn't you do that during the 500 fucking years I had to wait?"

[Creaturelover18]

@kenneth12345678910 Quan Chi; "Because you never asked" *Trollface*

[kenneth12345678910]

@Creaturelover18 XDDD

[scorpion90gr]

man dont use the x ray with kung lao it is totally weak better use enchanched specials

[scorpion90gr]

kun lao WINS

[Xtremegamer471]

7:42

Me:Watch out idiot!

shao kahn kills kung lao

Me:*snickers*

[Strava124]

That reaper guy at the Kung Lao VS Noob Saibot part gave me the creeps...

[D3m0lu3]

Awwww I wanted to see Raiden strip the flesh from Shao Kahns bones

[TheGreatKungLao]

The fight with Goro sounds like a chipmunk fighting a school bully.

[drake8321]

what kung lao dies? thats just messed up!

[TheGreatKungLao]

@drake8321 Exactly, why can't they kill off somebody who no one cares about?

[Werehog7723]

the future isnt changed well Shao Kahn is still on the floor rip his fucking head off

[TrueInfectionspree]

Kuang lau dead IM SO PISSED

[stainshield]

Chipmunk!

[goalgod7]

does anyone else think at 0:57 it sounds like eric cartman saying, round 2 fight

[YoZup666]

If you pause at 3:42, you can see Classic Human Smoke, Classic Noob Saibot, Motaro, and even the DLC character Skarlet!

[azianpowerkid]

HAHAHAH! noob:p

[QJD1381]

Sindel has some nice looking tits for someone over 10,000 years old. And Quan Chi was totally staring, too.

[QJD1381]

Sindel has some nice looking tits for someone over 10,000 years old. And Quan Chi was totally staring, too.

[CheezyDeath1]

dam u suck with kung lao LOL

[lololololol74]

AAAH NAKED OLD HAG!! IM BLIIND!!!

[indigothecat]

@lololololol74 A naked old hag with boobs that defy gravity and no wrinkles or liver spots. Amazing, huh?

[lololololol74]

lol 8:37 :D What the hell is going on?

[lololololol74]

Liu Kang must really wanna bang her.

[p6mkq]

09:37

It is official Shao,you suck !

XD

[p6mkq]

Deadly alliance XD

[bengwenken]

is that skarlet at 7:50

[bengwenken]

hey WeFailAtGames if you lose a fight do you get a retry

[bengwenken]

i wish Kira was on this game

[DJman601]

noob's just looking at Sindels tits

[CalvinFeyenoord]

LoooL  1:49

[wierdomaster22]

u had me rollin on i will eat ur heart my mom thought i was drunk

[TJR247allduhtime]

kitana came outta you sindel theres no changin that

[seanpatrickcain2]

13:32 FTW

[deathfire756]

"No earthrealm boy will defeat this deadly alliance." gotta love older game references.

[instantoatmeal100]

fuck u shaun kaung

[instantoatmeal100]

no kung lauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[ramiroanguiano53]

it sounds so funny when u fight shang tsung and quan chi:)!!!!!

[mgs3re4dmc3]

6:39 The "I WILL eat-yo-hart" part gave me a heart attck from laughing!!! XDDD

[potatonoid610]

I willeatyourheart!

[kennyrodgershot]

quan chi is not be trusted he plays everybody as his pawns and discards them when they outlive their usefulness or quan chis betrays them for his own gain. i consider him the most dangerous man even more than shao kahn and shang tsung combined that why quan chi a good villian

[DaddyFatSzack]

I love how in the story everyone just stands thier ... Im preety sure raiden must if saw douchebag khan approach kung lao from behind and how raiden doesnt do shit. Plus when lui kang tackles that prick to the ground (khan) quan chi, meelina , baracka or whever is thier just watches

[jsmemllr]

Kung Lao has no chance against Noob Saibot!

[Grimmomega]

@turpalibragimov

Noob Saibot

Ermac

Smoke

Kabal

Scorpion

[massiveMgodden]

Kung Lao definitely had the most stacked chapter in the game.

[MrCaptainZ]

4:47 FORSHADOWING!!!

[claudefrollono1]

So if I got it right, Raiden and Liu Kang both SAW Shao Kahn approaching Kung Lao from behind and preparing to do some nasty shit, yet neither of the fucktards reacted?! Also, Raiden INTENTIONALLY chooses not to save Sub Zero from being turned into a soulless cyborg (even though he easily spared Smoke from the same fate) ?!

Wow, you organized this flow of time as cool as they come, Raiden !

[EPICMARSHMALLOWPIVOT]

lol the 1st enemy's name was NOOB

[dbestchalouhi]

wheres all the blood :(

[shnoodel]

i know its pretty lame, but i spammed his fireball. thats how i got through it

[Zantman2]

Sindel- Take me to Shao Kahn

Quan Chi- Yes, Empress

Noob- And please, put some clothes on on our way back, I can something that no one should see for a woman as old as you.

[killerboy7000]

i am dizzy

[Steamytounge30]

lol shao kahn voice over in sped up so cute x3

[Warxoth]

I knew it, Quan Chi, Shang Tsung and Shao Khan are the most sissy coward bitches in the whole game, Scorpion should be the lead bad guy.

[DionLaurent1]

@Warxoth But Scorpion isn't a bad guy. He is neutral.

[devildean123]

shao kahn is a cheating prick always using that fucking hammer it pisses me off hes a fucking dickhead

[indianbadass4568]

@devildean123

yeah

[solidsnake200467]

i hate shao khan lets see him fight solidus snake and jack krouser

[TheMrpyo1]

i hate face shao khan all the fucking time

[The1stVolc]

I WILL eat ur heart. :3

[hurleyOC]

i bet the guy kuing lao fighting noob is ed boon's character he even said his tweeter name is noob de and the dudes name is noob

[RedRoseMassacre]

@hurleyOC

No, Scorpion is Ed Boon's character/favorite. Noob Saibot was just a name that Ed Boon and John Tobias gave him.

[harryd456]

its hard that 1

[scorpion301]

shao khan's laugh sounds hilarious

[fekaut0]

I can't beat Shao Asshole Khan -.-

[Willemenanne]

I WILL *speeds up* eat your heart

[CasualtyCrew]

i like it how it goes really fast until the xray's XD

[undergroundman196]

Watching the Shao Kahn fight was funny lol

[GregGeezSWP]

awwwww look how cuuuuutteeee!!! i want a kitten kintaro hahah

[MultiSandunguero]

me gustaria el capitulo 17.. chapter 17 please...

[Willemenanne]

@MultiSandunguero there is no chapter 17

[YungMalThaKid]

WHO IS THAT BLACK NINJA NEXT 2 RAIDEN&REPTILE AGAIN

how many times do yo smoke/saibot lookn outfit sho up

[GenolutionArch]

@YungMalThaKid his name is noob

[YungMalThaKid]

@GenolutionArch i thot noob saibot is all black not original mk ninja suit black

[tappmoney18]

i like how he says " deadly alliance" in this game....since it was them who tried to rule the realms after killing a shao kahn clone

[HarveyTheVocalist]

pahahahahahahahhhahahahahaha Noob :D

[Lioyd1rving]

...Wow. Even 40-somethings don't get spared by MK9's DURR HURR TITS mentality.

[VictorEXTREME94]

3:30 oooohhh this is not a good idea unless your opponent is a zombie like johnny was over there

[katon95]

Take me to shao kahn...Naked!

[FrankQuijada]

its kinda tender when kintaro saids "i will eat you heart" xD

[SarioTriforce64]

I will...eat your heart ^.^ Awww

[XxAnEvilWafflexX]

Fuck this game. This was a waste of money. I played this game from 10 at night to like 2 in the morning, get to Shao Khan and can't beat him. He spams me with his hammer attacks like a little bitch. I can't even recover from his attacks, he spams so hard. And I'm playing on BEGINNER.

[WeFailAtGames]

@XxAnEvilWafflexX Do what I did and just just back and then when he taunts spam him back :D

[XxAnEvilWafflexX]

@WeFailAtGames Omfg thanks dude. I just beat him X'D wow. Subbed for that. First try.

[WeFailAtGames]

@XxAnEvilWafflexX Haha congrats and your welcome :D

[tkdfrank]

@WeFailAtGames lucky ass fuckin cunt

[tkdfrank]

@XxAnEvilWafflexX it did not fuckin work on mine

[CaliburDS]

@XxAnEvilWafflexX Just jump the hammer throw and keep your distance.

[Nessima017]

sounds like 2 guiny pigs fighting

[Nessima017]

sound like 2 guiny pigs fighting

[chananokun]

Kung Lao VS NOOB...really?

[billywilliambob]

LOL chimpmonks

[swiv2d]

FUCK! Why did Kung Lao have to die, he was the real badass, just play Shaolin Monks

[Wulfman317]

Dang, Shao Kahn is a badass!

Shang Tsung: Jesus Christ! That guy punched a hole through your fucking chest!

Shao Kahn: Meh.

[dragonfire930]

sindel may be ugly but I still want to see her tits.

[Eratacator95]

@dragonfire930 do you mean sheeva?

[DemonsGlory]

haha omg the jumpkicks r mad funny

[DemonsGlory]

the sounds r mad funny haha durin the fights

[DemonsGlory]

I love the fact that u sped up the fights its pretty cool and funny

[mastahdonkey]

IIII WILL eatyourheart

[xMyFireBreathingDogx]

oh crap Motaro is actually the original Motaro this time, unlike in Armageddon where he was bipedal

[swatbandit]

00:51 y is he called noob? LOL

[Reuseable1]

poor Kung Lao he has to fight all those bosses that sucks.

[omghegotagun]

That fight with the khan was the funniest thing I've seen all day. Cheese him harder!

[infamouzVSprototype]

dude this part is so hard i can never beat shao kahn like 50 times already...

[WeFailAtGames]

@infamouzVSprototype spam bicycle kicks lol

[infamouzVSprototype]

@WeFailAtGames lol i try but doesnt work its like he is overpowered and his xray also

[inFamousHero123]

@WeFailAtGames Do you get to play as Goro?

[WeFailAtGames]

@inFamousHero123 Nope, he's not playable in story mode.

[inFamousHero123]

@WeFailAtGames What about Versus mode?

[WeFailAtGames]

@inFamousHero123 Yeah he is :P

[skategirls45]

@WeFailAtGames I try to spam Bicycle Kicks but I still fail

[hayabusahime]

@skategirls45 Put a lot of distance between you and him, then when he taunts flying kick his ass, extremely cheap but it works.

[cruzerrepublic]

@WeFailAtGames You know it does sound like a typewriter on steroids...

[DestinyAnn1]

@infamouzVSprototype Same here!

[nightmare5349]

@DestinyAnn1

I barely beat him yesterday it me a long ass time though

[DestinyAnn1]

@nightmare5349 I finally got it too, now Im doing Raiden vs Shao Kahn fml its hard

[nightmare5349]

@infamouzVSprototype

Yeah that is true just spam bicycle kicks, flying kicks uppercuts and all that shit lol it does work

[lfcdons1]

@infamouzVSprototype m8 u must be fucking shit! i killed him on my first go so did my 10 yr old cuzon

[infamouzVSprototype]

@lfcdons1 sorry if i don't practice 24/7 like u i actually go out and have no experience on fighting games but u do since ur the expert on having no life

[lfcdons1]

@infamouzVSprototype actually its just easy m8 u just r shit at everything and in this list includes ur face

[infamouzVSprototype]

@lfcdons1 might be easy 4 u cause ur a nerd but the rest of us actually go out and wtf r u austrialian?

[lfcdons1]

@infamouzVSprototype so u go out a lot so u get drunk a lot so u kill a lot and get arrested a lot

[infamouzVSprototype]

@lfcdons1 wow dude u watch to much tv...