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[TheBiggestWolf]

How old are you anyway? You look in your thirties.

Ave

[Suorrel]

I love your vids dude! Hope to see more. Youtube is totally crap at judging content value. They seem to detest anything though provoking, that makes one think to ask hard questions about the world around them.

[SandStormPunk]

damn sinner sold his soul for a view hit. prayin 4 ya.

[TheEditorialist]

Why is this video so popular with German women?

Perhaps I should attend Oktoberfest this year, where my talents as a pornographic narrator will finally be recognized.

[CodyClair]

For a secound I thought you were going to play 2girls1cup. HAHA!

[smartchick48234]

LOL

[JohnPetrucciness]

lol, wow. This is kinky. XD

[woobmob]

Fucking old retarted son of a bitch wanker !!!

[averagejoesgym71]

What the hell is a matter with you shithead? You go from making some intelligent comments about feminism to some homo-erotic guided imagery, coaxing men to masturbate to your storytelling. You went totall dipshit that day.

[TheEditorialist]

I filed it under 'comedy' for a reason.

Hopefully, no one thought they were actually supposed to masturbate to this.

And even if they did, I purposely disappointed at the end.

And btw, who says it was homo-erotic? As comedy it was not meant to be interpreted as sexual at all.

In fact, the video was so un-sexual, it was almost an attack on human sexuality, imo.

Nor was it intended for an exclusively male audience and according to youTube Insight, my largest demographic was 45-55 yr old women.

[redtopmp]

Next time you do one of these run it by me so I can put some swingin' bass tunes in the background. This provides a lovely sin-free alternative to porn, with half the fat and none of the calories.

[shazwoza]

I totally agree.

[ruru11773]

I believe that your leg injury is the least of your problems.

[TheEditorialist]

Wow yeah...you've got a point.

I can easily see this snowballing into an online lynch mob composed of all 12 remaining subscribers.

[ruru11773]

LOL!!! :D

[shazwoza]

Fuck you for being a cheap ass bastard with your shitty trial membership...I was so fucking close to splooging all over my c, u and m keys because I'm a fan of irony. It's hard enough trying to find PORN FOR THE BLIND.

[TheEditorialist]

Yeah, I'm full of fail today.

[TheEditorialist]

Pushing the comedy envelope?

Or maybe 'crash and burn' is a more fitting description.

Anyway, just trying to have a little fun here with my first and last ever porno movie.

[shazwoza]

Some of us (myself included) can't fathom the idea of another guy asking us to jerk off our woman-pleasers and really it should be against the law. As a consistent viewer of The Editorialist I was able to forgive this (somewhat) and see what was actually a fucking hilarious video. I thought the bit where you say "now she's swinging her silicon breasts in his face" was memorable (I was able to quote it many hours later).