Judge+Judy-+_I+Will+Take+My+Money+Out+Of+That+Bank_.mp4

[LadyGillian]

Hop on the car, and he did? well, it'll be a "no sh** there I was" story told and retold in parties far and wide.

[hotdrumchick]

Love it! Dude got seriously moded, hahaha!

[ThatsButters]

Maybe he as a BACK PROBLEM. Is she truly pyschic or just a hateful bitch?

[thommelorus]

@ThatsButters are you serious? a back problem? LOL

[ThatsButters]

@thommelorus You never had a back problem? Wow.

[thommelorus]

@ThatsButters He didnt have a back problem and if you really think so then I feel sorry for you and your poor sense of reading people. Besides, would someone with a back problem JUMP on a car? ... *facepalms*

[ThatsButters]

@thommelorus I never said he HAD a back problem, I was making a point. Just because someone slouches doesn't mean that they mean to be disrespectful. Unless JJ is pyschic there is no way to know if he was having a back ache, suffered from social phobia, shyness, some other physical disease or illness, or maybe just simple laziness. This is a snap judgement all too common of this hateful judge.

[xxxtangerinexxx]

@ThatsButters if he had a back problem, he would have said ''sorry i cant sit up i have a back problem ''it would have been the end of it. But he instead laughed and stay in the same position

[ThatsButters]

@xxxtangerinexxx How do you know? Maybe, just maybe, JJ overreacts. Consider it.

[ThatsButters]

I+wonder+why+_you+write+titles­+this+way_is+there+a+reason+wh­y+?

[8bobthebuilder]

"stupid request has a stupid action", lol like it's her fault!

[swampwatch]

Stupid Bank Boy ... Pays For Stupid Car Repairs !

[OldNewsThinker]

My favourite part was when judge judy said the title of the youtube clip:

I would take my money out of that bank

[rayjaymor85]

I think it's hilarious that the Plaintiff said all of TWO WORDS to win her case!! :D

[frankcupido]

Haha lol and i worked with him!

[667mumble]

One of the dumbest defendants I've ever seen on any court TV.

[ImxJHC]

She did say "Hop on the car" so he hopped on the car.

[reefseeker]

I just love Judge Judy...

[windowsforvista]

Reminds me of the children's book Amelia Bedilia :P

[DTommy12345]

Ever hear the dude John Doe?  Well...this guy is his son, Dil.

[ETericET]

@DTommy12345 Good one. 

[Gibson29]

People need to learn the differences between civil court and criminal court. The defendants statement would have likely held up in a criminal court, however; in civil / Judy's court, all you have to do is make her believe your side of the story more than the other side.

[jmania21]

That's why specification saves people money. He took it literally and his weight broke the POS car.

[mongrelseason]

Bert is the man!!!

[SimsMoyal]

you are a hussler !!

[resav23]

HAHAHAHA....love it!!

[rssfeedslive]

awwwwwwwesome

[davidtheterminator]

The plaintiff is cute... :)

[xXDEPTHROATxXX]

lmao she shakes her head like a bird

[IlovelouisDTV]

she kicks out a disrespectful jerk so that she can be the only disrespectful jerk in the courthouse - she didn't let the guy get a word in, while he was being polite, nor did she try to 'change his words'

[darksungames]

@IlovelouisDTV

It's not her job to "let the guy get a word in". It doesn't matter what his "argument" was. it's her job to take the facts & apply the law. His statement was all that was required to verify the facts. You do something OBVIOUSLY stupid like that, you pay the consequences. The dodging of blame in this country is astounding. We spend more time deflecting it than we do dealing with it.

[NanaPudden]

@darksungames Awesome post, and good points all around! :D

[xxxdaedlusxxx]

@darksungames cept it's judge judy so the show will pay the 900 some odd dollars =)

[durian111]

monkey see monkey does,in this case gorilla listen and get send to the zoo

[durian111]

monkey see monkey does,in this case gorilla listen

[beakt]

She almost had a complete game shutout... that is, winning the case without saying a word. She had to say only "Nine-hundred eighteen dollars" to get it! That guy wa unbelievably dumb. And she is a cutie, for sure.

[sweetone985]

tIf someone told me to get on the car , I would say what? no be dumb and do it, what a big fat kid.

[feckarsebubis]

She's watched by millions, so she goes on to talk about the man and his job at the bank in such a way that would get the man fired?

She's a spiteful cunt for putting that man's job on the line as well as humiliating him in front of a bloodthirsty audience.

I'm not from the U.S.A. and I'm happy I'm not because the amount of television bullshit that comes out of that country gives the impression that they're nothing better than a bunch of sex and drug crazed bloodthirtsy spiteful tramps.

[elvis459]

@feckarsebubis Nobody forced him to go on Judge Judy, he chose to himself, probably because of the monetary compensation for being made a fool of in front of a bloodthirsty audience.

[beakt]

@feckarsebubis He knew what he was getting in to, trying to be a wise guy.

[masster64]

@feckarsebubis

you like "bloodthirtsy", right?

how many years did you wait to use it in a comment?

[revinevan87]

D did exactly what P told him to do. Dumb bitch

[kittykatBflat]

@revinevan87 And P has to pay D to pay car now. Dumb ass.

[salazargm]

wow.. winning :D

[StephsUrUncle]

I wonder how this would have turned out in a real court. Of course he knew what the coloquialism meant and he was willfully stupid and caused the damage, but I'm sure there would be some law out there that could cover him.

But he was never gonna get away with it in JJs court LOL!

[Stard0mChild]

Holy shit Phantom you read my mind!!!!!!!!!!! I just said she's the younger version of Sophia Petrillo!!!!! GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!!! That's scary lol!!!

[jonniephantom]

Judge Judy reminds me of Sophia from Golden Girls <3

[beaubrent]

Well I don't know. I think that probably she was guilty. She was a bit big to sit on the toilet.

[bsmiles562]

I just watched this a couple weeks ago and cracked up!! Judge Judy is so good at what she does.

[DragonAurora]

Colloquialism.....that just blew my mind.

[lg135]

I love the transcribed audio subtitles... 1:18 "condo we're not talking" xD

[globe255]

Im not sure the bank where he is working will be happy with him if they see this video.

[em116]

pretty sure he was just being a smart ass

[GhostGirl21502]

LMAO @ :53!!!!!

Dang! She don't miss a beat!!

[lhorvei]

this guy is an idiot

[ElensarFFXI]

He was joking around when she had a slip of the tounge and said hop ON the car rather than IN the car, its funny but yeah when he damaged it he should have payed for the damage :)

[DearBossMusic]

@PushJWC

To be honest am just playing devils advocate.

I enjoy attempting to defend the indefensible :)

[DearBossMusic]

Autistic people tend to take phrases literally. They tend to have trouble understanding terms of phrase like 'hop in'. They can otherwise be incredibly intelligent just like normal people and also tend to have a natural talent with mathematics.

This guy may well be autistic. That is not to say he is dumb though, Judy should keep her money in his bank, he may well make her some money.

[Genin99]

@DearBossMusic I think he's just a idiot. I have Aspergers(mild Autism), I can understand phrases like hop in and hop on and I know for a fact that Autistic people are not like him because he seems proud of his stupidity instead of ashamed. Drugs or alcohol is more likely to be the cause of his behavior.

[greenjeansmjr]

Wouldn't admit responsibility, AND agreed to be on the show...wow. And WTF is so difficult to understand about "sit up straight"?

[dannygriffiths05]

LOL the plantiff's last name sounds like butthole

[SuperMateo420]

JUDY IS A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! Thew the guy out because she took one look at him, and deceided she didn't like him. SHE'S A JUDGE! WTF!!

[MrFable93]

lmao im sorry but it sounded like he said david butt hole check

[MChell87]

LMFAO she told me to hop on...so I hopped on...

[BeingNobody1956]

throw someone out of court because of how they sit.  idiot judge

[ronmann606]

Byrd is the a bad ass mother fucker

[rockhurstalum09]

I cant stand the officer, he's Judge Judy's bitch!

[FurorVikingorum]

Dumbass.

[AtheistSpanker]

As cute as she is "hop on" would have brought on an entirely different thought process in most males I'm quite sure.

[LegendaryFrost]

The guy just liked her a ton and was probaly tryin 2 impress her!

[pkdL0422]

Man some of you nerds need to get off youtube and get a social life. You guys call that pretty? She's average...

[ChannelFamilys]

GOD DAMN SHES A BITCH..

[asemanasa]

@ChannelFamilys well if i had to deal with idiots like this guy i would be pretty grumpy and mean too.

[MChell87]

soo he was asking her if he was still getting a ride (which SHE is doing HIM a favour) but then saying hop on is a stupid request?? I think the stupid answer pary was accurate...

[BROOKLYNBRENDA]

WHY DIDIN'T THIS GROWN ASS MAN KNOW NOT TO SLOUCH IN HIS SEAT IN COURT??!!! - DAMN!!

[Dickbaum]

@icomputer123

well the thing with fords is it usually costs alot of money to fix them because of the way theyre put together for example you have to pull the engine to change the oil. lol

[Songsmirth]

"Stupid request gets a stupid reaction?" So, "go jump in a lake" should work work for you! And Piggies is right but I've seen it go both ways, not just with women. It's too bad he just wouldn't admit it and say he made a stupid, instant mistake. Stupid is when you do something wrong even though you know it's wrong. I do wish I could have heard his defense but what he said in the corridor is probably the gest of it. Did he really think it would work with JJ? Must be the $ they get paid.

[MetallicOpeth]

ugh

[iComputer123]

$918 to fix a Ford?

Really?

[youboob6022]

1:09 pretty sure that was a sound effect....

[bob88099]

i wasn't aware that banks had a hiring program for people with "special needs".

all i heard whenever the defendant opened his big fat dumb mouth was HEEEERP DEEEEERP !!!

[KingofPop1992]

ay she cute whats her number lhh

[WingZero75]

That was just great. No one really had to say much. I think Jugde Judy did that out of respect for that kids parents. At least without him saying too much, his parents can show their faces in public in a couple years. :D

[RoonJazz]

The nitwit defendant looks and sounds permanently like he is just about to throw up. The plaintiff looks like a nice person - good luck to her. x

[beakt]

girls be cuties

[waveylicious]

I love her, she was always the loudest in class!

[Tawnia13]

He LITERALLY hopped on the car!!!! xDDDD

[KissMyWaffleCA]

IS HE ON FUCKING WEED? ROFL

[ImmuneToFearr]

ROFL.

[Volkovic7013]

Atleast she warned him of the verbal pwnage to come.

[Pat2296]

Big, dumb, stupid fat Baby Huey. 25 and acts like he's 9.

[longfootbuddy]

ah yes, the tyranny of judy

[foxxtraught]

Oh my goodness, I loved her Warhol comment. Brilliant!

[Songsmirth]

So he could could hop on anyone's car and damage it and it's their fault? It was a silly thing to do but so much worse to come in court. I think these people don't mind looking silly because they get a trip to New York, make the judge look good and could care less about the outcome because they get paid somehow. Am I wrong? I know the audience gets paid so the P and D's must too only the TV audience doesn't know. We think someone really looses as in a real court of law.

[indicted]

Man, the D jumped on the P's car? WIsh I was there to see how that idiot jumped on the car lol

[zarbar2]

I love when Judge Judy explains shit to Byrd. lololol

[RebaWillGraceFan]

Uhm...don't tell him to jump off a bridge. Dude is this for reals? Lol. Kinda scary.

[felix242]

dumbass defendant. Hopefully, if I tell him to kill himself he'd take that literally and actually do it. dumbass piece of shit. He still tries to defend his position in the end. "Stupid request gets a stupid action" No idiot, "A request interpreted by a stupid idiot gets a stupid action".

[arabique]

hahaha what an idiot!!! haha talk about taking things literally

[sgtforge21]

i think jj needs to stop treating witnesses like dirt

[vuur150]

Very nice quality video man, thanks :D

[darepow]

The defendant is an ASS!!!

[Taxidriver987]

He should stop drinking tap water.

[sheemsheem]

@Taxidriver987 what water do you drink?

[Taxidriver987]

@sheemsheem The kind that isn't fluoridated...

[sheemsheem]

@Taxidriver987 Alot is, yes, so you drink bottled water?

[Taxidriver987]

@sheemsheem No... I live in the Netherlands (Europe) and our water is not fluoridated. So I do drink tapwater...it just doesn't make me stupid...luckily :)

[sheemsheem]

@Taxidriver987 interesting how tapwater in europe is not...very interesting, mayl3e thats why north america is so ol3livious...sadly i was l3orn here -____-; l3ut there is ways around tapwater luckily..

[youpumpertube]

BASE.Defendants.Gross.

[RyanEnty]

Americans -.- xD

[mazzoanV2]

lol Americans

[kereokacola]

@mazzoanV2 I find it humorous that you assume all Americans are like the defendant. Get a clue. Every country has their crowds of neanderthals.

[lscharf80]

That guy's an idiot for letting her humiliate him like that. He's dumber than a doorknob but she sounded even worse. Is that why these show's are so popular? Because we can make fun of the bottom feeders of society? He looks like he's not even there & she looks like a wooly mammoth, i mean seriously, what the hell is wrong with her teeth?

[moxee33]

Someone should tell him to drop dead!

[OneTwoThree12342]

LOL!!!!!! This was hilarious.... That guy is an idiot. Glad Judge Judy nailed him, I hope he learned his lesson. >_>

This is an example of one of the reasons why society is failing in today's world, because of idiots who don't take responsibility for their actions when they do something wrong. =.=

Thank you for posting.

[TheBudz69]

sometimes stupid people do stupid things. Hmm I wonder, do stupid people ever stop & think for a second, 'why do all these stupid things happen to me?'. No probably not, they dont think, thats why theyre stupid. These 2 probably had an office romance because they were going out & he was trying to show off for her. Why they couldnt resolve their issues like normal people is beyond me. Both of these people are retarded & i feel alot dumber after watching this.

[billy2nasty]

i'm glad u guys like the video, some of the responses have been interesting lol. Ive known both these girls for years & i uploaded the video so that their moments of fame would be saved for all eternity. Some memories fade away with time & this one was too good of a kodak moment to allow it to slip into the dark abyss & void of TV past.

[rara1800]

@billy2nasty was this case for real seriously thae defendent ws soo hilarious lol!

[ulle1989]

best case ever!

[13Danjiri]

Warmest thanks to billy2nasty for posting this. It was a beautiful highlight to an otherwise rough day. Thank you! (^-^)v

[tylertyler82]

I+Can't+Help+But+Make+This+Sma­rt+Comment

[Jesus4forver]

The defedant worked for Bank of America.

[superhoyuelos]

@Jesus4forver he worked for the Bank of America - no wonder we had a crisis

[vtjakiela]

wat?

[RoonJazz]

Judge Judy was right to throw that guy out. He behaved like a disrespectful jerk.

Judge Judy is the best TV - a godsend to me here in England!

[italo36]

what an idiot!!!

[billy2nasty]

lol yeah she was cute, i liked it when Judge Judy gave the verdict, u just heard this spontaneous eruption of surprise out of the plaintiff, it was funny as hell. I almost spit my drink out when i saw it, my only complaint was that this episode wasnt longer, go girl

[richardcheesiness]

is it just me or does dana have a striking resemblance to Eva Mendez? Wow, i think i'd jump on her car too for a trip to Judge Judy out in L.A., she was cute as hell

[the2littlepiggies]

she was quite pretty with a beautiful smile. Watching this case it makes me think of how guys do stupid things around pretty girls, & it looks like he tried to impress her with his stupidity by jumping on her car. good one. Sad that she had to take him to judge judy to humiliate him on national tv just to get her car fixed. Whats wrong with this guy, forget judge judy, this guy needs to go on vh1's charm school

[magmagmag715]

LOL all plaintiff had to say was how much it cost to fix her car hahaha

[habibi020202]

Thanks for posting, this was awesome

[patches131]

WOW. great case.