Return of Croyt

[dkjh902]

2:51 lunch time

[Hakumen74]

At 2:37 he may as well say "FUCK HYGIENE!!!" after swatting that deodorant spray off his TV! This guy is just hilarious! XD

[krusher6968]

omfg wanna know y he didn't die cuz u suck huge fucking balls!!!!! like just fucking throw yur xbox away nobody want to hear you!!!

[fuckenps3]

This happens every weekend at my friends.

[Hakumen74]

3:07 3 HIT COMBO!!!

lmao this shit is funny! XD

[Hakumen74]

@Hakumen74 actually go to 3:05 for a good start. my bad...

[muffinboy101010]

at this point i think they might be just making this up... but then again...

[michaelman78]

2:58 and on...

[jedimaster250]

i wonder howd he handle call of duty

[Kilroy369Productions]

If you notice that is a different tv from the first video. I wonder what happened?

[AdmiralGFM]

"RantAIDS? That's a cool name, you fuckin' queer."

[Rickognized]

LMAO@him blowing the caller off.

[LosMt2]

he bitchslaped his axe off the tv xD

[bannana886]

that poor tv :(

[Name121003]

i can just die laughinh at if

hes a totall crreeeoooooopppppppppppppppppp­pppp

[Name121003]

i can just die laughinh at if

[M4xima]

yeah call back later

[tonygaiden96]

god if you put atention you can hear the tv crying

[Speedy149U]

1:25 my favorite part!

[ClusiveC]

i know this dude would be mad if he played me.. as hard as it is to kill me..

first match in 3 weeks yesterday. 30 kills, 4 assists, 4 deaths

[JoeCfb]

@ClusiveC

no way bro how much pussy did you get after that showing?

[JoeCfb]

@ClusiveC

no way bro how much pussy did you get after that showing?

[ClusiveC]

@JoeCfb Shut the hell up and quit spammin my inbox, boy.

[Rap3kable]

2:52 that poor soda can....

[royallove23]

this is going on my facebook page lmfao

[bigman2540]

he is worse then me and i see a conseler and go to a special teacher at school hey at least i can admit i need help.

[dabehindi]

I love the way how he intends to manhandle his hardware really bad,

but holds back every time, because he doesn't want to buy new stuff xD

At least he treats material things better than friends.

[Familyguy098]

love the loud music at the end at 1 in the morning..

[PissinAnts]

he must be seriuosly retarded if he thinks its the tv's fault... noob!!!! u have a fuckin shit internet connection u fuckin queer retard

[PissinAnts]

i would just kick the shit out of him and break his jaw

[AlexaLoveDorothy]

how ur parents let u do that?

[mrcraig41]

I'm already feeling sorry for Croyt's future wife and children...

[clank47]

HE HAS FUCKING CEREAL ON HIS TV

[NuclearFist]

@clank47 It's soup! Soup let's you become docile, harnesses your inner-hardcore in order to be a better player.

[clank47]

lol wtf did the tv ever do to you

[clank47]

1:28

Thumbs up

[Lawcarl]

no wonder he has an old TV, if he a plasma the thing would be in pieces

[180DegreeMason]

What did the bodyspray do to him?

[PolishMuscle1981]

I love when he answers the phone!! LOL!!!

[OfficialMikaUSA]

1:40

LMAO. Imaginary Stress Ball.

[EMiLLZzZz]

LMFAOOO!!! picks up the pHone then dies...... IM FUCKING BUSY!Y!Y$YT@ HAHAHAHAHHA

[marcosolbon]

hahah this guy most have tv show!

[AmericanRover]

Maybe he's so pissed off because his name is fucking Croyt.

[winlover37]

2:33 FALCON KICK

[toddpinkstonisgod]

Look at all those fucking soda cans on the table to the right....all that goddamn caffeine isn't helping his anger issues, haha

[TheGeneralCritic]

Yet more evidence that some people are, in fact, overdue abortions.

[Xelpherpolis]

I always thought it'd be funny if this dude was actually like a really nice guy in real life, and that playing Halo was his way of getting rid of all his pent up anger.

[sduarte46]

he has tuerrets and is is parents ever home

[Bangoo21]

This is the type of guy I can see mouthing off to someone twice his size and then getting his ass beat into a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

[Laynel8]

croyt disliked this video 6 times

[DaShiz0]

he spends more time screaming and bitching thanplaying the game

[phantomscouter]

and this is why he cant have nice things

[chaunceybilIups]

wow west side story thats the fucking dumbest name ive ever h-LAG MUCH FUCK!

[AegisAegus]

2nd son of tourette's kid

[Blackman0811]

1:50 - 2:12 *Gets call from Job interviewer*

Croyt: Hello?

Interviewer: Hello Croyt. Just wanted to let you know...

Croyt: Dude, shut I can't do anything right now okay? Call back later...

Interviewer: ...But we have an opening for you...

Croyt: Dude!! Im busy!! CALL BACK LATER!!!

*Hangs up and continues playing Halo 2*

[Laynel8]

@Blackman0811 lol haha

[csburchie]

Lmao, FUCK SHOTGUNS!!!!

[danxaspires]

someone needs to get laid...

[mormonjoe]

GET RAPED!!!!

FAGGOT!!!!

[toddpinkstonisgod]

@mormonjoe "Get raped...Faggot!" ...Yes, the opening line of this video really is the best one.

[lsaye]

he osunds like dem fighter characters in video games lmao

[felsner1]

Fuck. fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck this game!

[XxC1ARAN40oxX]

AM BUSY CALL BACK LATER

[Anniexluvsxux22]

IM BUSY CALL ME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SgtMcCullin]

Is the TV ok?

[that1aznkid92]

press 3 for GET RAPED! press 5 for RANT AIDS! press 7 for rap beat press 8 for fuck you go fist urself

[AIRampage]

i still use his quotes... come on man make a CoD one

[boohbah666]

out of all freak out vids, this is my favorite.

[inspiuR]

imagine croyt on call of duty O.O

[MrDarknessandDeath]

@3:13 Lol if his pants fell off.

[missbojangles123]

HOW DO YOU NOT DIE???!!!

[Razor1262]

MOST EPIC PHONE CALL EVER

[teenagerockstar303]

FUCK SHOTGUNS!!

LMFAO

[KEVmuffins]

FUUUCCKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUU- oh SHIT!

[BDirt05]

i bet there's a lot of ppl that get mad like him when they get killed in Call of Duty Black Ops or MW2 lol

[looolz26]

this kid needs a hobby

[wackedoutman7]

for the love of god give me this kids gamertag

[sta1V1ina]

"JOHN!" ?

[1papercar123]

I feel bad for the T.V :(

[Rodan16]

FUCKIN DUMBASS ELITE

[Cypherus21]

At 1:28, you cannot fake that rage.

[CreedAssasin15]

I wonder if this guy is getting mad in halo reach

[samsonite7711]

1:40 squeezing an invisible stress ball

[Beltzer0072]

That poor tv

[OuSucksEveryDay]

Lol wtf is he trying to do? Feed the Tv his xbox remote?

[xReikoisonline]

*slaps the axe* Lollllll.

[TheGeneralCritic]

It depresses me that people like this are allowed to reproduce and raise children.

[DarkMysticalWolf]

"GET RAPED!!! Faggot..." xD

[Abolisher1]

I miss this guy, I hope he's playing Reach and sharing his rage with everyone.

[Inmate2587]

if he hates the game why does he keep playing, why not play a different game

[jawkneeboy]

HOW DO YOU NOT DIE?!?!

[Lemonzadez]

0:51 KARATE CHOP >=D

[benp850]

haha did you see him scrath his head' he's got nits

[dangaertner7]

3:52 he has friends? probably gonna get mean comments for this

[SmilingProtoss]

@dangaertner7 Not anymore from the looks of it. LOL

[TheN2D]

Fuckin DUMBASS ELITE!

[tellurye]

Anybody check out the computer on the right side of the screen? Looks like porn, or women scrolling screensaver lol :)

[fokaiboy544]

@tellurye its his background of his girlfirend or sister

[Balasidine957]

1:28 Lice!

[joemama142]

I'm going to send him a smiling stress reliving padded clown face that he can work over instead the TV.

[FireRedMaster11]

1:40 LMAO look at his left hand

[jackofblades94]

1:49 FALCON...slap?

2:33 FALCON KICK!

2:45 FALCON PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!

[Show757]

sugar overload much?

[mirnes16]

2:30 .... relax mode, or not

[ANoobGuyProductions]

I was the person on the phone

[6320587]

he must be a karate master to becoz hes got that karate chop down!

[biklandur]

shit i want a match with him!

he has a metalcore voice!

[Technorulez11]

"AHHH FUCKKK" *smacks axe can off top of t.v.* pahahahhahhaha

[nweakpurple]

GET RAPPED FAGGOT lol

[WhatsY0UTUB3]

Alien Ant Farm is so fucking gay.

[Ironman1o1]

That must be a fucking armored TV to take that kinda abuse.

[2xDeagle]

fuckin fagget

[oJUDAYALo]

music to my ears! LOL

[RNCOLSON]

i wonder how this guy would react if u t-baged him

[SmItHyuk1]

its hilarious but so fake when his phone rang he put his controller down and it started shooting before he even picked it up again still funny tho...

[pump3dup]

@SmItHyuk1 he squeezed the trigger with his legs

[RomanThaDroman]

hahaha

"JOOOHHHHHHNNNNN!"

KARATE CHOP!!!!!!!!!

the flex of the hand...

this muthafucka... needs to take a walk XD

actually on second thought, fuck that

i need to see more of these... tantrums XD

[backcourtviolation]

at least he is playing a good game :D

[FireRedMaster11]

0:52 karate chop!

[Koroded87]

@FireRedMaster11 LOL!!!

[9c1box]

GET RAPED!!!

[musicXpiano]

such anger..harvest his powerrr!!!!

[wrekadizzle]

haha this is epic i remember watching this in 2005, still the funnyest shit ive ever seen, i wonder how many times he's been reported haha

[XxIspraYuPraYxX]

LAG MUCH? FFUUUUUUUUUUCK

[KaOTiiK1]

These Croyt vidz are epic. even the name croyt cracks me up.

[OptimusPrimeribs]

camera should be focused on his face.

[oplivecrime206]

hahaaaaa he flipped on his friend!!

[mugzy187]

come on guys like we havnt got that angry at a game b4

[snakeyjakehall]

I have. Thats what makes this so funny. I have probably said EVERYTHING croyt says during H2/3 matchmaking.

The hand flexing at 1:40 wins it.

[Supershadowman64]

LOL!!! poor tv what did it ever do to deserve such treatment

[warhammer40klotr]

im busy call back later rofl

[f1f2f3f4f566]

Get raped !!! Faggot. Ha best part. I always say that every time i get a kill on a first person shooter like halo 2 and 3 and call of duty modern warefare 2. and Call back laterr !!!!!!!

[Thetainted0]

Get raped Masingale

[f1f2f3f4f566]

stupid slut !!!!

[Supershadowman64]

punch punch kick ahhhhhh lol!!!!! soooo fucking funny

[conover07]

3:07 nice kick

[rps121]

you can nottice this guy has no life

[Supershadowman64]

im stunted that he has any friends!!! how the fuck is that possible lol

[Elchakie22]

holy shit look at his computer desk thats a shit load of soda he aint mad its a sugar rush

[SGR1594]

@Elchakie22 what about those Domino's Pizza boxes too?

[rps121]

I would love to play with this guy on xbox live just to hear him scream

[f1sh3rman]

ahahahahaha

[8suicidecircle8]

this guy is fuckin insaneeeeee

[tylorious]

LAG MUCH?! FUCK!!!

[vliet73]

the best is when he on the phone lmao...i cant get enough of this video

[J05HBR0WN]

R.I.P. Mr Axe Can lmao!!!

[shalmont]

1:49 when he pushes the tv and then points at it like YOU! WATCH IT FUCKER!

[dylanstakely]

when he screeches it sounds lyk a 13 yr olds voice

[venom462]

1:29 he has an itchy head

[BobSaggot666]

IM BUSY CALL BACK LATER!

[Buckeye4life123]

1:28

best reaction i bout shit myself lol

[paintballer3633]

dude he straight up judo kicked his tv lol

[J05HBR0WN]

@paintballer3633 it was so funny because it's like just when you thought he was going to control himself he kicks the tv haha

[paintballer3633]

yea i know right

[JyharriAhmed]

Someone should steal his television so he can't play anymore

[S3CT1ON]

quality just quality

[murder00redrum]

LAG MUCH?!?!......FUCKK!!!!

[shottaz83]

lol 53 seconds is is battle call

[dresio666]

I can imagine what mess he makes after getting out of the room after playing ;D

[Quailee141]

i feel sorry or the television

[St16en]

That's one tough television set.

[Kelarre653]

@St16en

We should make a tribute to it's constitution.

[78LTDowner]

i lawled at 2:39

[MSMRU]

wht a fag

[denfilade]

I like to think that whenever I play online there's someone like this playing with me.

[78LTDowner]

i agree

[pnoyislandboy]

haha that would be so funny if that was his gf on the phone LMAO

i probably owned him once on halo but didnt realize it lol

i think hes the reason why bungie put a mute option in the game lol

[trailerprkjesus]

1:41

he needs his stress ball

[PancakeRecipes]

Dudes that get that upset when they loose at anything will never be champions...

[MattDee888]

LOOK AT THE CLAW AT 1:40