Crash Test for Dummies

[1StIwY1]

Don't put garbage on Youtube, you dickhead.

[1991rch]

this video is recorded with a rock

[GSpotOperator]

LOL wtf dont worry about the SUV worry about the thing it crashed into!

[Tagz37]

240p we meet again

[myMom465]

0:57 genital motors!?

[technoguy97]

the nissan murano and kia sorrento are NOT SUVs

[stonedpuppy87]

I would still buy a hummer because there sooo awesome

[HowkeyLL]

@stonedpuppy87 in what? performance is mid-range. Consumption is enormous and space inside is so small that any other SUV has bigger room for passangers. The only think about Hummer is that US Army bought it as primary troop vehicle because of its shape that has been armored. Its considered "not good car", only for special purpose. Also its reliability is very low.

[likolikegraffiti]

240p.. so we meet again

[alistairstuart2009]

how is a hummer a mid sized suv?

[nojyt]

LOL@Hummer.

[Carlover0529]

How do I get into the IIHS?

[paulocorins]

serio fazem o carro e depois esbagaça o carro kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[wwesuperstar01]

if i had a penny for every pixel in this film i could buy a hummer.

[xXSCARFACE1983Xx]

of course the hummer sux. its the most overrated piece of crap ever, so big, but fails at crashtests...

[TobyTechTips]

Which pixel is the car?

[JordsterMovies]

I love the irony. I know people buy Hummers because they think it will keep them safe (of course, the fact that many of them can't drive worth half a shit doesn't help). Seeing the H3's awful crash tests makes it obvious that you'd be better in many smaller, cheaper and more efficient cars. LOL. Losers...

[Sorayan13]

Look how kia and nissan beat hummer!

[bored1980]

Potato, calculator, toaster - whatever it was, please don't use it again to make videos.

[Scarbogn]

I wonder if they had crash tests for the space shuttle o.O

[TheCharliePetch]

0:57

Genital Motors?

[12Achilleas]

Yes and if the Nissan crash with a wrangler what will happen the Nissan would be safer I DON'T THINK SAW

[flurry]

"acceptable" in American lawyering lingo means that you find acceptable to miss a mayor limb if you crash inside a Hummer.

[clancssking]

А у меня личный танк ^^

[fazz959]

حتى الهمر حلوووو مريح وفيه نظام حمايه

[SnowBroProductions]

Its even more important not to get into an accident, LOLz

[specialist587]

америкосы валите из афганистана

[LottsaLasagna]

That's no Hummer

[Mr9Mike9]

i wanna see them test a bowler wildcat



[DemitriRas]

batmanbinsuperman12 Have you ever heard of spell check?

[TiKondaRoga]

Does the AP lie about everything? Holy crap. I was just watching IIHS videos saying the exact opposite of this.

[shadow9537]

was this recorded with a shoe or somthing

[indianajones123459]

its pronouced ( knee-sahn ) dumb ass

[MJ16Othman]

He said the 2009 Nissan and this video was created 2008 so confused

[ynkno13]

@MJ16Othman - Car companies release next-year models anywhere from June to December. For example: If it's 2009, a Taurus would come out in June as a 2010 model.

[fartexpertable]

@MJ16Othman bcause the next year model of every car comes before the new year starts in september. for example the 2012 model of the Acura TL is gonna come out the 2011 fall.

[BatmanbinSuperman12]

its funny how alot of american people always brag about hummer

[DemitriRas]

@BatmanbinSuperman12 We brag because we can pick little fairy cars out of the grills and wipe them off the windshield. Hummers kick European ass.

[BatmanbinSuperman12]

@DemitriRas im not european bro i just dont like hummers and why do the hummer drivers care about dicks so much? BTW i drive imports you ever heard of a car called a lfa?

[KLINGY94]

the Associated Press used a potato to film this

[TheZero4life]

@KLINGY94 whats wrong with filming with a potato?

[KLINGY94]

@TheZero4life just shows how cheap the AP is, they could have used a cucumber instead

[MentallyRaped]

@KLINGY94 AP - Associated Potato

[RFjunk]

0:49 made me cry. poor hummer.

[OsakaBancho]

The Hummer and Liberty have body-over-frame construction, which pretty much means you're safe unless you smash into a wall at 50 miles per hour or are t-boned by a vehicle larger than you. That's not likely, though.

[hondaboii89]

Okay..."Niss-ann Myur-ano", "Genital Motors" and "Mitshubishi". Let's look into hiring a new narrator..

[shortyfocker]

So the nissan did it again... Pffff... stupid Hummer!

[leebo130]

2009 nissan and the video was uploaded in 2008?

[pancakewafflebacon]

@leebo130 HURRR DURRR you know they release next year model cars early right?

[HoLDoN4Sec]

what about crash testing an Humvee (USMC)?

i bet it will be the safest SUV in the world, considering its shielded...

[Joester1908]

uhhhh DUH, " The Nissan was the only vehicle to get the highest rating among 9"

[MySamisbest]

even though it has a poor rating I still like the h3

[GamerAndReviewer]

The video is surely stolen and got almost 2 million views. When it was first uploaded, it could have HD. But the thief here made it 240p cause he didn't know how to download and reupload it in HD... =P

[DK101GT]

if I had a dollar for every pixel in this video - I would have 3 dollars...

[Davidcervantes5633]

@DK101GT

its more like $2.50

[spythers]

@DK101GT Damn! I only got 2 dollars... Replay... Oh! You´re right!

[Kevin19700]

@DK101GT Funny! Great comment.

[crashlove768]

@DK101GT i would have 25 cents

[ramiraptor]

@DK101GT 3p

[vaiol123]

The Murano is probably one of the best SUVs on the market :P

[Mojave706]

GM "Hummers" are crap.

[aaronpapanos]

Such HD graphics! They blew my mind (O_O)

[derbigpr500]

Hummer is such a piece of shit. You'd think it will be solid considering how it looks....but its just a big tin can, same as 99% of american cars. Its useless at everything, its even crap at the thing it should be best at...off-road. Any european luxury suv (like range rover, bmw x5, audi q7, mercedes ml, mercedes g class...etc) can wipe the floor with it. Just an example of shitty primitive engineering packed inside "look at me, i look like a transformer" tin can.

[CoreyLego1]

@derbigpr500 ... modern american cars are pieces of SHIT... back in the day you could wreck and keep it pushin and idk about the range rover it got pounded real hard... at least the one we had got pounded hard

[zrvpvo8789]

@derbigpr500 The only vehicle (out of those you mentioned) superior to H3 off-road - G-wagon. All others would not even be able to follow H3. Not to mention, that all of these SUV's 2-3 times more expensive then H3. Something tells me that you have never been off-road and I doubt you even driven any of the vehicles you talking about. Let me give you a tip - when you mention ML, X5, Q7 (and even modern R.Rover) to real off-roaders, you sound like dilettante.

[tcanders123]

@zrvpvo8789 What is a 'real' off roader? Unless you work in forestry, or have a huge ranch you work on, ANYONE who off roads has the maturity of a 12 year old. "Oh look at me, I's a runnin' over thangs maw!'

[wahdubi]

@tcanders123 Brilliant, thanks for making my day.

[g2dashizal]

Bob Barker?

[eurohim]

I would think the fact that they're so heavy, they don't bounce good like a small car would.

[cooldc129]

the dummy must have died in the hummer lol!

[superravmanrampage]

press 9 for head ;)

[superravmanrampage]

he ACTUALLY says genital LOL

[im18iswear1000]

press the f13 key.......thumbs up if you looked for it

[thedarkone2134]

@im18iswear1000 My keyboard has one, as does every keyboard ever made. If you don't program you'd never know.

[CatalinaSafari73]

I don't understand why they don't roll the windows down on the side-impact tests...all you can see on the interior shot of impact is 10 billion shards of glass flying everywhere.

[HaoWenXiang]

@CatalinaSafari73 they also test for glass injury and how they hold up in crashes. It wouldn't be a good thing if the shattering window shredded the side airbags.

[RRViper800TT]

wow that is god awful for such a large vehicle...i assumed larger vehicles were ALWAYS safer, yikes!

[dorigzz]

for "dummies" GET IT? HA HA HA!..

[MidEnginedV10]

Holy shit Hummers are shit when crashing.. They're only good at low speed crashes, like low-low speeds.... They're ONLY good at low speed crases.......and not very well!

[dpimpchris]

and thats why people turn to more foreign cars than american.

[xtrmify]

1:17 MICHUBISHI

[braniskosko]

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[Catcrumbs]

A Hummer is 'Mid-size'? What the hell America?

[lalobrit9]

@Catcrumbs Hummer H3

[33ehsan]

@Catcrumbs they have escalades

[dpimpchris]

@Catcrumbs The Hummer H3 compared to the H1 and H2 is mid-size.

[kayzeeV1]

For the hummer if u survive the crash you'll still die by starving because of the gas prices

[DasBooTz007]

wooooowwww...... nice going there ALTERED press... who couldnt see that coming? A freaking hummer is unsafe, but a 4x4 plastic coffin on wheels is..

[AndrewNoNumbers]

Hahaha how ironic the bulkiest, manliest SUV gets the worst rating and the soft, feminine Murano actually gets the best.

[bmxsodasmash]

Nissun? It's pronounced Knee sawn you piece of trailer trash.

[MortiereProduction]

@bmxsodasmash Nis-sun is how it's properly pronounced. Ironically, saying it Knee-sawn makes you sound ignorant and like "trailer trash" since that's the American way of saying it. Saying it any other way would make you sound ignorant. Also see Poor-sha and Porsh. (Porche)

[bearthun]

this video is bullshit

[Tungsten23]

Anything American is better than any Jap crap. Hummers are amazing though the H3 shouldve never been done.

HX concept looked amazing wished they never killed hummer. :'(

[GeoTown123]

Your never safe in a car crash.. but your safest in a big car.. Car health and Healthy over... I should be president..

[hummerskickass]

its the liberal media bashing american made cars which are like tanks in safty in comparison to the jap cars. the hummer will always be safer than that nissan pice of shit

[ericsantiago011]

if it is your time.. its your time..but when it is not yet your time..it is not your time yet.

[EliteOps1]

Myoorano? This guy cannot speak English.

[BabyyuuLuiseau355]

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[corvetteboy10]

1:42 holey shit! look at the sun roof!!

[iloverikku714]

poor hummer. they stop making them. it is really hard to get a hummer now.

[TheFreakyfixed87]

hahah genital motors sweet! hahaha

[skate4lifebit]

BOB BARKER

[CJ12075]

A Hummer is a Mid sized veichle?

[GIwillo]

@CJ12075 H3 yes, H2 not.H1 for sure not! :P

[LoveTheCity123]

This video is very misleading. First off, both the Volvo XC60/XC90 is the safest automobile(s) in the world. Then again, this video was made in 2008 and the XC60 was introduced in 2009, so therefore this video is not up to date and no information should be taken from it. By the way, the Nissan Murano scored "marginal" in the rollover test, which is very unsafe. Be wise and buy a new Volvo or a Mercedes-Benz.

[anakingacs]

buenisimio

[vtrsucks]

0.10 The Hummer tried to turn around to eat the other car.

[TheCraigy83]

ha ha silly americans veHICles, hummers=pile of shit range rover=best 4&4ever made

[solowingpixyacz]

go to 0:55, listen until 0:57 and tell me if you hear "Genital Motors." LMFAO!!

[sweetlikeADAM]

@solowingpixyacz Wow, poser.

[solowingpixyacz]

go to 0:55 and tell me if you hear "Genital Motors." LMFAO!!

[billyboi57]

@solowingpixyacz listen closer, sounds like he is saying "genewal" motors.

[sweetlikeADAM]

@solowingpixyacz Once again, you stole my comment...

[T1carus]

HUMMER ... Midsize ... lol?

[311Vision]

"The 2009 NISS--HAN"

Really? lol

[japnikki]

no wounder why they stop making hummer, alone the asian know how to make a safe car

[japnikki]

no wounder why they stop making hummer

[ShAwNwItHpOpSiCleZ]

a spokesman from gennnital motors .. @0:57

[sweetlikeADAM]

@ShAwNwItHpOpSiCleZ Cool, way to steal my comment.

[iChoreograph]

I love using the hummer to run people down in GTA IV lol.

[flawless59311]

@iChoreograph why? u love to run people over with a hummer?

[terek797]

@iChoreograph Wow GTA V is even here! Then it's a verry popular game and it's on of the best ever made. And yes the hummer is fun!

[HateFuckingVolvos]

Borrrrrrrrrrring , smash some fucking volvo's

[MrJessShuu]

the Hummer H3 isn't a Hummer. The real Hummer is no longer with us </3

[Dieselfeel]

@MrJessShuu no Hummers are any longer with us. I was really looking forward to the HX </3

[sweetlikeADAM]

0:57 Genital Motors?

[SFSKC]

lollllllllll

[SFSKC]

@sweetlikeADAM lollll

[trackerrrr]

@sweetlikeADAM That's because they like to fuck you...

[104AMG]

@sweetlikeADAM lmao

[ineverrememberthese]

@sweetlikeADAM rofl. so true.

[FuriousPumpkin]

@sweetlikeADAM GM owned Hummer

[sweetlikeADAM]

This guy needs to learn how to say Nissan.

[chrissy4570]

Hummer's are the best they're built stronger than any other vehicle out there they're just a little over pricey

[Squarerig]

A breathalyser test on the dummy showed that it had imbibed considerable quantities of alcohol immediately before the test!Can no one control these dummies any more?AndKkFoo The name is NISSAN,not neeson!

[malcolmisk00l]

Lol my mom said shes getting a Hummer... I loled

[metsfanatic1986]

Are you an asshole because you drive a hummer or do you drive a hummer because your an asshole?

[KkF00]

Did he say Niss-on? I always pronounce it nees-on

[portsy101]

Holy fuck! The H3 is considered mid-sized?

[muska200]

@portsy101 no shit sherlock, its like a big jeep. the h2 was fucking huge!

[TheSLSAMG]

myurano, no its murano a-hole

[devin3327]

sounds like the homeless guy with golden voice

[ctb787]

Look at the front wheel at 0:55

[chaser22081]

yeah thats why i get H2 hummers, H1's are RARE and have diesel witch is like EXPENSIVE now adaysm H2 hummers can look like H1's as long as there jacked a but

[clayzekilla]

mid size?

[wgshooter]

the nissan murano has high ratings cuz its got big doors and has a TINY interior

[clearairturbulance]

You have to be a real dummy to want a Hummer

[llamaslyr]

@clearairturbulance or a real dummy to not be able to afford one.

[terp4life59]

did he say the 2005 nisssan murano

[SuperDigitalWarrior]

1:43 oohh damn look how the seats moves away from the dummy during the crash LOOL

[omfgkevin]

"It's rated exceptable because of the HIGH rate of injury to the right leg in the crash"

Sounds exceptable right?

[telhacerta]

I don't care, if I were to die in a suv crash I'd rather die in a Hummer than any other car.

[TomaCukor]

@telhacerta thats the spirit

[MrCommentninja]

armor your jeep with 70lb rockers and then tell me who wins

[djkenny]

not really a fan of killing people. I would never drive cars like this. they are excessive, hard to park, top heavy, not efficient at all, and you can find similar size interiors with regular cars. I do not see the point unless you are off roading. just stupid.

[AboutEnergy]

Borat: if i drive at a crowd of jews, how many will be dead? And where is the pussy magnet?

[TheIceCube23]

Thumbs up if you HATE it when idiots ask for thumbs up...oh wait

[telhacerta]

@TheIceCube23 you stupid... haha i kid man

[215alessio]

a commercial against SUv, Maybe they are poor rated against an indistructible wall, but I never want to crash into an suv with my hatchback because I would take the brunt of the hit.

those monters plow everything in theyr path, I would recommand at least age 25 before driving an suv type hummer Ford GMC

[supershomp]

why doing the hummer crash tests? hummer is so heavy and strong if they crash with a bus the bus will explode =D

[Mr6Chuck5Taylor1]

@supershomp uh? were you watching the same video everybody else was?

[bycore2]

hummer not strong !!

[KillanatorVids]

@bycore2 Thats just good.. if you drive your normal car into one, you won't be as injuried as if you drove into a H1 lol

[braineyboy]

why are people talking about justin bieber this is a crash test video what does he haft to do with this

[iraqtiger100]

h2 is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hallucination01]

HUMMER = only gets scratches..LOL

[estesoyojajaja]

@Hallucination01 hummer = hummer, xd

[lezbian90]

thank god my father owns and drove a nissan murano.

[MustangGT520]

if you gonna die , might aswell cause most of the destruction

[instigation187]

ill just get a humvee it will protect me lol

[lokochon132]

those are a waste of cars : /

they shuld of just gave them too mee :]]

[nonamejoe56]

I was at the recker the other day, seen a 2004 Ram 1500 which rolled, if there was a front passenger in the truck, man, there head would have been wedged in between there legs and there ass in the glove box! Don't ask me how but the roof was lower than the hood on the passenger side. Also seen a 95 Chev 1500 frame bent like a lemon wedge!

[mrmootheirrev]

Hummer is MID SIZED?! What the fuck do they consider large cars? The moon?

[infernape989]

@mrmootheirrev yeah

[dmenkhau]

"You don't know what kind of crash you're going to be in, so it's important to get a car that protects you in all kinds."

NO REALLY!

[nikthepilot]

Fucking Aluminium.. the Chevy 1978 suburban, is gonna Crush the Car that hits it,.. to put this in another way.. :).. the Othercar, is gonna look like a Fucking Soda can..

@nikthepilot big chevy!