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  • FUCK YEAH assassins creed poster in the back lol

  • O_o

  • I married in Fairfax I bought fair FAX I have 1 child I'm happy I game

  • lol my dude on fable 2 said

    oh hell i mean thats wonderful news

  • Fable 3 better

  • o.e Your mom just told you to go to bed. Sucks bro.

  • lol dude not only ur mum owns u but a bit l8r on you are reading the message and stop to fart and then sigh of relief, couldn't you have at least tampered with the sound once finished cos nothing is more embarrasing on youtube than have ur mummy shout up to you to not be playin all night cos u have work in the morning

  • just to let you know, if u say "uh oh" when the baby arrives, u shoulda called her mistake or splitcondom

  • 2:16 assassins creed 1 poster

  • A good name for a girl? Pickles.

  • I killed my wife and the child protective services took my baby son Aaron :(

    have i lost him forever?

  • i try to have sex but when i go up to the bed it just tells me how long do you want to sleep help me

  • @awesomepwn12 i think you need to buy a house im having the same problem too

  • @lightdragon53562 dude i know how now buy a house marry someone and hen buy condoms

  • Mom loves her baby boy haha

  • lol, I love how you're like 'Uh ohhh' when she says there's a kid on the way.

  • how do you marry on fable 3?

  • 2:34 that just want you want to here after sex...

  • omg do u hold a

    

  • OMFG DID U JUST FART ON YOUTUBE WHICH IS ON THE INTERNET WHICH MOST PEOPLE USE 3:14 AND THEN RELIEF AFTERWARDS!!!

  • @99aceboy ahahhahaha omg he did

  • Anybody else notice the Assassin's Creed poster hanging in his room when the screen when dark at 2:15?

  • LULZ 2:34 ... "Uh oh....."

  • after the spire... when u get kids do they grow up? or do they just stay babies?

  • Wow a new way for nerds to have sex haha

  • "uh-oh...."

  • @SonicUnleashed455 go to the book store and get it

  • How can i have sex a second time?!

  • UR EVIL AND RETARDED

  • UH OHH

  • wow your electric power made the phone ring! you must be powerful :D

  • lol was ur mom ok with this? lol

  • omg i married the exact same chick...

    wait, this is laura, isnt it?

  • The marriage scene always made sad...it reminds me of my wife..i miss her so much...she was the most beautiful person in the world ..i really wish to die so i can c her again

  • @DestroyedBoy Sorry to hear that. :(

  • @DestroyedBoy sorry to hear that due =( well i found the most beautiful person for me =P her name is Tera Barbie Wright.

  • hey

    WHAT

    don't stay up all night i have to work in the morning

    (silence)

  • Once youre a dad, can you kill your wife and son and get married again?

    I know it sounds horrible, but its just a little doubt hat I have...

  • Was that his mom in the background or his gf? It could of been his gf.....but I doubt it lol.

  • @Margate1989 if u listen closely it is his mom because she says dont stay up all night i have work tomm.

  • where did you get those clothes?

  • Oi, Katy is my name. Thanks for dissing it xD

  • ur so desprate

  • lol I did this once and thousands of girls came in so I used like a power move, smashed all the windows and they all went screaming

  • "I don't like it at all!" Deal with it. WIN

  • LOL at 2:30 he thinks "oh shit im a parent im gonna get the fuck out of here"

  • Is it just me, or was that third in-sex soundbyte (Ohhh.... YES!) incredibly sexy?

  • i could see u on the tv ur fat

  • If it showed it then this game would have everything.

  • wowww !!

  • Also, You shoulda named the baby mistake...

  • xD I almost pissed myself when your mom owned you!

  • Im going to name my first daughter Zelda also LOL

  • chick: i dont like it atall

    random dude : deal with it lady

  • "I hope you want to be a dad, because there's a little one on the way."

    Uh Ohhhhhhh

    lol

  • 2:13 YOUR MOM PWNED U! AND DUDE GET A CAPTURE CARD!

  • I had wife in fable 2, she didn't want to have sex! .0.

  • 2:11 HAHAHA DUDE UR MOM JUST OWNED U!!!

  • @Kilimanjaro004 What did she say..? i cant hear wtf she says

  • @PivotElite1337 dont be up all night, you got work in the morning

  • @Kilimanjaro004

    What did his momma say?

    I cannot understand.

  • @Lelem2 mom: hey

    guy: WHAT!?

    mom: Dont be up all night you got work in the morning.

    guy:silence

  • @Kilimanjaro004

    LOL

    Thank you so much.

  • i lol'd when u said uh ooohhhh

  • i love when you come back at some point an the child is bigger lol kinda like real life your like wait i have a child lol

  • anyone wanna be my wife in fable 3 lol

  • @FALLENFORFISH i would love to

  • do men and women come with different hairstyles/colors? I plan to play as multiple characters and I require a blonde husband for one of the female characters.

  • Great Asian women for you #lushfmlk.info#

  • Rofl at phone at end xD

  • I wonder what they use as a condom in fable O.o

  • @cloudgirl150

    A carving of wood

    

  • what pants are those tht your hero is wearing

  • Fable 2 sex

  • haha my friend married 8 people and the 7 girls were watching him while he does it with one lololol

  • UH OH!

  • aye you got work in the mornin

  • i got STD in FABLE 2!

  • @aimannorzahariwod Only one!? You noob (:

  • i got married 8 times and had 12 kids and left or killed them all i was evil lol

  • I increased physique int he abilities seciton ad the wife commented on it.

  • omg i married the same person and had that same house xD

  • What perfect timing. Lol woud be better if your mom walked in hahahaha! Omg!! Your playing a medieval Porno XD

  • boner

  • Hahahahaha you have work in the morning dont stay up late loved it :)

  • after that, when you have a baby, how to make it grow up?

  • @ofdeathbydarklord dont kill it

  • 'I hope you want to be a dad cuz theres a little one on the way' *His reaction* "Uh-ohhh" I bet thats how he would react in real life to.

  • i murder ed y wifes when i get there mone when the door is closed i kill them 1 hit kill lol... id be long gone beofre toheysee the bdy

  • lol ur mom tellin u to go to bed and some ppl callin u, u just keep gettin interupted while tryin to get laid.........in a game lol

  • I DONT WANNA

    lol

  • ok soo i kno how to have a bby ect BUT HO IN THE WORLD DO U HOLD IT!!! gahhhhhh >M<

  • lol as soon as i had the baby "accident" i was like hell no and i "accidentally" killed my wife

  • how do you buy the come back to my place thing?

  • @Kellala248 bowerstone book store if ur lukky

  • So where do u get the "expensive come back to my place" thing ?

  • Oh yeah I hear in fable 3 if you have a family you can transfer your saves form fable 2 on to the game.

  • When I bought the castle I immediately moved my 2nd wife and child there without even doing the quest yet and when I went into the master bedroom and my wife was there and the people came I was stuck behind her and she died and my child got taken away! =(

  • can anyone help me. im tryin to find my wife but i cant find her anywhere. i tried sleeping for 7 days and it even says she wants sex. wat do i do?

  • how do you get the come back to my place thing

  • how do you get the come back to my place thing?

  • the chick you married is ugly...

  • ... and fictional.

  • @kcollins113 That's why I made Sparrow marry Alex.

  • you have an assassins creed poster! lol

  • uh ooohhhhh?!?!?!

  • @xPredator980911x And what happens then? You just die after some time?

  • who was that with you in the reflection

  • My dude always wants to just sleep and not get busy

  • @macdaddy034 me 2.. does anyone know how to do it? it says she wants sex...

  • can u only have sex once

  • how do i get the "come back 2 my place" expression???

  • @fadedsoul123 You can usually buy them at the bowerstore book store and its near the town square. Once you see 3 houses, it's the 3rd one on the right it should have a book sign above the door.

  • @fadedsoul123 press either LB or RB i cant remember which one but then go to social and follow :)

  • Lol it takes 2 minutes to tell if she Is or Not pregnant? rofl :)) sweet stuff

  • Is it true that you can get Aids is Fable 2?

  • HaHa! Your Card Showed Two Female Hand's! lol

  • i think theresa is stalking everybody in the game

  • how do you get the "go back to my place" icon

  • lol you have to work at 9 in the morning

  • "I hope you wanted to be a dad because there's a little one on the way..."

    "Uh oooohhh...." LMFAO You're awesome, Jed

  • this is fucking hilarious

  • My wifes a tramp i plan to kill her later on :)

  • I laughed SO hard at:

    "Uh Ohhhh"

  • there is a little one on the way

    "OH O"

    hahah had me crying

  • u hav a girl dude HA

  • i killed my wife and then moved in the house with a cheap whore

  • how long does it take the baby to grow up it just sits there moking me

  • hacant seem to find a man who ill treat me like a princess

  • wow i had a wife until one time i went on a misson i then i went back to my wife and the guards were attacking her wierd glitch i was gonna post a vid of it but they killed her THE BASTARDS lol

  • "I hope you want to be a dad, because...there's a little one on the way!"

    DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!

    It would be hilarious if they had that sound effect when you find out you're expecting. XD

  • you shoulda put for nickname our little mistake

  • And also, dylanyo, i don't have issues. Just because i hate babies and rant on them, doesn't mean i have issues you lil cunt. Seriously kid....

  • I know. I was playing fable on my 360(Cost 1000 something ms points) And i got so much goosebumps and it was weird..... I know. In the 1st fable you grow horns and your face it gets....

  • im really ugly in the game because I have this wierd ears on my head lol and have loads scars

  • maybe it's because ur evil :P

  • @pedram121 yea At first they look like ears but now their horns

  • Fap, Fap, Fap........

  • uhhh ohhh lol 5 stars

  • i named mine optimus prime

  • so if my daughter grows up i can do it with her too?! weee..double sex!

  • OMG:P

  • @devin350z rofl that be funny I hope you can in fable 3

  • Dont be up all night....I gotta work in the morning!!!!! hahaha

  • god damn the baby's crib takes up your hole house you poor bastard

  • @TrKCaboose I only have my caravan from the start I hardly have sex If I want to sleep I just use somebody elses bed if im not close to my caravan

  • That would be cool if you could abuse your baby.... But of course... Ppl are so god dam over protective against babies and they have all these crazy laws and in video games you can't kill babies. I HATE BABIES. But good thing i don't have 2 babysitt anymore and i am never gonna have a kid in fable 2...

  • that would be funny if you could throw ur baby at the wall

  • what was rofl was you got a child then its sayd somebody forgot name is online lol dont you guys get it lol rofl

  • FREEBALLIN'!

  • how do you get come back to my place

  • lol this game looks pretty cool im so getting it

  • so remember kids always use a condom

    XD

  • @darklink223456 thats right, it the only way not to have kids

  • why would you wanna see? pervert, lmao jk

  • "so we're gunna go freeballin'"

    "you got work in the mornin'"

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaha

    dude your the man! you are funny and educational! i was rofl this whole time. great vid. great post!

  • cool

  • ii love how his fone rings outta no where haha

  • how long does it take for your child to grow

  • 10 Game Years

  • how do u do u have sex after ur married and already had sex

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    It Came back Positive

  • @cooljoe494

    Lmaoooooo.

  • Someone I know rented this married 2 wife's and they both lived in the same town and the had a cat fight. He stays in the village both wife's gone. That's very amusing in a way!

  • lmao 2:35 uh ohhhhhhhhhhh

  • looks like we may need to call Maury

  • did the dog just fly? 0:05 - 0:07

  • i had to get married over 10 times!!!

    cause when i invite my freind he kills my wif and scares my baby.

    and yes 1000 gold buget is alot dont spoil her.

  • im so happy, i get 1300 per 5 minutes with stalls and houses, i have lady gray as wife, and live in castle fairfax, btw is it bad if you have her budget as 1000 gold? and how to you have a baby?

  • 2:12-2:16 lmao

  • WTF THT DNT HPN