Jackie Mason '08 Vlog 21 Who Needs The Truth, I'll Take Lies

[xxxrandomjamezxxx]

cool vid keep it up

[grengd]

I just cant believe he's Jewish.

[Haivri]

Thanks for this blog.

[jenkinss5]

Looking good Jackie, you lost weight?

[Karma000Justice]

MUST SEE VIDEO "Burning Conscience Israeli Soldiers Speak Out" Click on my name and check out my video, Even the Israeli soldiers admit to terrorizing and killing innocent Palestinians and destroying their homes.

[johnsmdm]

Mr. Bison sir..are you really a jew sir..you sound like a goy to me sir..what is your ancestry, your jewishness is in question sir..

[DebbieKat]

Bush is the worst president this country has ever had. He has destroyed our economy, our stance in the world and our civil rights. He thinks the constitution is "just a piece of paper". He'd just as soon use it to wipe his ass. If Bush was really a friend to the Jewish people he wouldn't be destabilizing the entire middle east. His first visit to Israel was only this year when he had an "Oh, Sh*t" moment and realized he needed to try to leave office with some type of positive accomplishment.

[DebbieKat]

and so he thinks he's going to broker peace between Israel and Palestine during his last year in office. I think he must still be drinking cause he's clearly out of his mind. How ANYONE can justify anything this president has done while he's in office only shows that they are mentally deranged! And that includes you nakedBitch.

[nakedBison]

debbieKat, like all self-hating Jews, is mentally deranged. debbieKat enjoys wiping her own ass. the question is, does she even have a nice ass that is worth wiping?  President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[nakedBison]

only a self-hating Jew like debbieKat would not appreciate President Bush's decidedly pro-Israel stance. debbieKat the self-hating Jew undoubtedly adores the antisemitic dhimmi carter, clearly the worst President and worst ex-President in American history. thanks to President Bush's two tax cuts that should be made permanent, our economy is the strongest in the history of the world. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[DebbieKat]

Holy crap, dude. Are you high? Our economy is on the brink of collapse! You need to get out more. Put down the mouse. Step away from the keyboard. Leave the house once in a while. They just helped JP Morgan buy Bear Stearns in a fire sale. Foreclosures are up and banks are going under. Strongest economy in history???? WHAT? The Canadian dollar is worth more than the US. You know Bush is after Iran because they are trading oil in Euros instead of US$ right? It has nothing to do with Israel.

[nakedBison]

the America-hating, left-wing, liberal lunatics only wish that our economy is collapsing. that is because liberals care more about gaining power than about the fate of individual American lives. as a Jew as well as a man of common sense, I could not care less why President Bush would destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities, as long as he does it. that would at least discourage AhmediniNutJob from trying to destroy Israel. this angers the liberals, who hate Israel and love the islamofascists

[nakedBison]

our stance in the world has increased among freedom loving people, and decreased among left-wing liberal lunatics like debbieKat. the only ones whose rights have been violated are the islamofascists. gee, what a shame, my heart bleeds. debbieKat thinks the American constitution is just a piece of paper, as she embraces the Communist Manifesto instead. debbieKat enjoys wiping her own ass. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[nakedBison]

President Bush is a fantastic friend to the Jews, making life safer for our people, something which debbieKat the self-hating Jew could not care less about. debbieKat enjoys wiping her own ass. naturally debbieKat only approves of President Bush's actions in the middle east when it involves pressuring Israel to hand over still more of its precious tiny land to its islmaofascist enemies. debbieKat enjoys wiping her own ass. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[DebbieKat]

Dude. you're not making any point of value. Really. You make no sense. I usually don't advocate pharmaceuticals, but in your case, I'll make an exception. Please go take your meds.

[nakedBison]

debbieKat the self-hating Jew makes no points of value.  debbieKat makes no sense. debbieKat is in desperate need of pharmaceuticals. debbieKat has neglected to take her meds. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[21pinch]

You can be honest without being a schmuck.

[Matt4Constitution]

nakedBison has more free time then ME or a shut-in to police jack-off 33rd degree mason's youtube page all day.  nakedBison probably IS jackie mason. and the trick used by neo-cons and zionists (not part of the majority of good jews) is to call anyone who criticizes their dangerous, genocidal, costly, horrible, evil foreign policy - an anti-semite. Israel's government is corrupt just like the U.S. people like jackie are willing participants in that corruption.

[nakedBison]

matt4jihad has more free time then charles manson to jack-off to osama bin ladden's ugly gay ass all day. matt4jihad probably IS osamba bin ladden. so typical of shitler-loving, gay antisemites, matt4jihad has nothing good to say about Israel, the neocons, or America, and nothing bad to say about the nazis or islamofascists. matt4jihad is dangerous, genocidal, costly, horrible, and evil. matt4jihad is corrupt just like his islamofascist butt buddies. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[Matt4Constitution]

FACTS: Hilter was evil, but his war machine was financed by Wall Street bankers (including Prescott Bush). Most jews are good, but since WW2 produced Israel (convenient).. millions of Arabs have been slaughtered or displaced. Osama and Al-Qaeda were created by traitors in the US govt.. and Poppy Bush has always and still does business with the Bin Ladens. 9/11 was a neo-con job, and McCain doesnt know the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim.. plus, the fix is in for Shillary.

[nakedBison]

facts: matt4jihad is evil, but the nazis were helped along by ted kennedy's antisemitic father, joseph kennedy.  G-d produced Israel more than 3,300 years ago, as clearly recorded in the Bible that a brainless idiot like matt4jihad never bothered to read. matt4jihad says not one word of protest against the millions of Jews murdered or displaced by matt4jihad's islamofascist gay butt buddies. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[DebbieKat]

Um. You do know that Prescott Bush invested money with the Nazis, right??? Your beloved president's family fortune is built on the HOLOCAUST dude. Do a bit of research before spouting your bullshit.

[nakedBison]

um, you do know that ted kennedy's antisemitic father, joseph kennedy, delayed America's entry into World War II, causing millions of Jews to be needlessly slaughtered, right??? your beloved left-wing el tubbo of a senator's fame and fortune is built on his rich dad's PRO-HOLOCAUST position bitch. do a bit of research before spouting your bullshit. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[DebbieKat]

Nice. First of all, you know nothing about me or my politics. I DID my research. Clearly, you did not. Do you refute the Prescott Bush history? Look it up!

[nakedBison]

debbieKat cannot refute the historical fact that her fat bloated boyfriend teddy kennedy's father, joseph kennedy, was a rabid antisemite who convinced President Roosevelt to delay America's entry into the war, causing millions of Jews to needlessly die. Look it up! President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[nakedBison]

matt4jihad has nothing good to say about America and nothing bad to say about the islamofascists. matt4jihad has always been gay butt buddies with osama bin ladden. attacking the neocons is nothing but thinly diguised antisemitism. matt4jihad does not know the difference between his gay ass and a hole in the ground. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[Matt4Constitution]

We the People will protect and defend the Constitution. Bush is a neo-con traitor to the republic. He also received 200 white house visits from former gay prostitute, Jeff Gannon (Mr. Bush has been naughty!) Americans have NO allegiance to the genocidal govt. of Israel, but our alliance with Israel makes us LESS safe. The fascists who hijacked our government in 1913 created and STILL fund Al-Qaeda (now in Iran). weaklings have allowed the U.S. to become fascist.

[nakedBison]

matt4jihad the islamofascist lover protects and defends his right to destroy America and murder all Jews.  attacking the neocons is nothing but thinly disguised antisemitism. matt4jihad the gay prostitute is a traitor against America. matt4jihad's gay lover is Jeff gannon. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[nakedBison]

mat4jihand owes his allegiace to the 57 genocidal islamofascist countries. matt4jihad's alliance with the islamofascists makes us less safe. matt4jihad the fascist hijacked our government in 1913, funding the islamofascists. matt4jihad the weakling advocates turning America into the 58 islamofascist state. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[Matt4Constitution]

jackie.. i mean naked bison, i really hope you get to do CaddyShack III or they put all 2 episodes of Chicken Soup on DVD so you can do a retrospective b/c policing your own youtube page is a sad waste of time for a dried up hack of a lounge act comedian. but to those who love israel and hate all muslims... why don't you be real men and go fight for what you believe in? get on the front lines pussies... Wanna really bomb muslim countries? fly over and drop tapes of jackie's comedy routine!

[nakedBison]

matt4jihad is a dried up old hack of a shitler-loving, gay antisemite. matt4jihad lives in an afghani cave with his gay butt buddy, osama bin ladden. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[Matt4Constitution]

are you jackie's head writer? damn that's some clever material. "shitler" and gay butt-buddies... now that's comedy that makes ya think!

[nakedBison]

even matt4jihad is compelled to acknowledge nakedBison's brilliance and wit. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[nakedBison]

This is definitely Jackie Mason at his most brilliantly funniest best. and that is the truth! i had to laugh especially hard when he was making his good point about honoring the elderly, and then showed the picture of the late great Jewish grandpa Munster. having said this, i do not agree with Jackie that white lies are preferred in many circumstances. unless it is literally a matter of life and death, people should refrain from lying. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[Matt4Constitution]

i couldnt watch the whole thing b/c it was painfully unfunny, but could it be your simply going for COMEDY and backing off the neo-con agenda? anyway, lemme be honest about YOU jackie... You look like a short, fat BOZO the clown. Oye, that hairdo! Kinda look like Satan actually... shave it bald ya geezer. Looking forward to Caddyshack III. God bless ya nuttyass.

[nakedBison]

attacking the neocons is nothing but thinly disguised antisemitism. matt4jihad has an antisemitic agenda. matt4jihad is painfully unfunny. matt4jihad the nutty ass is a short, fat, bozo who resembles satan and needs to shave his empty head bald. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[onemorethingsir]

I haven't dated a lady for years & years but all my friends keep commenting on how good looking & charismatic I am...thank you Jackie, after seeing this blog the awful truth has just dawned upon me!!

[TalkingRoland]

Jackie- tried to get tickets for Sunday but you're already sold out! congrats! gotta go for another day!

[rebelstang]

Can't wait to see, Jackie's take on osamabama & his saposetobepreacher.

Jackie, You Are The Best!

[nakedBison]

yes, i am starting to wonder why Jackie Mason has not commented on the whole Jeremiah Wrong scandal involving barack hussein osama obama. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[eddieg1958]

Jackie when I was a baby, my mother was pushing me around a jewish neighbourhood in my pram, an old woman came over looked at me in the pram, and said to my mother "what a beautiful pram!" It is a family classic and true story.

[CottonO]

Jackie, I gotta be honest here: You're lookin' good. Boy you're lookin' good.

[josephdupont]

You are amazing.. please talk about mandatory health insurance where they fine you if you don't buy it. do you end up in jail?

Maybe you should spend all of your money and then try to get in a federal prison!!! 1984 is her Jackie. Massachusetts has this already.

[nakedBison]

the real name for that leftist state is Taxachusettes. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[Bradford1966]

Jackie, Is Barack Obama fooling us?!

[rebelstang]

Yep, osamabama is trying to.

[nakedBison]

according to islamic law, if one's father is moslem, one is a moslem forever. not just one, but both of barack hussein osama obama's fathers were moslem. obama himself was educated in islamofascist schools as a child. obama is trying to seize control of America, so that he could then hand it over to the islamofascists. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[rebelstang]

nakedbison) Totaly agree with You!

islamoterrorist ARE THE ENEMY!

PRESIDENT REAGAN WAS THE BEST,GOD BLESS HIM & NANCY!

PRESIDENT BUSH IS DOING GOOD FOR THE MOST PART!

Hopefully McCain, Wins & doesn't throw it away!

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!

[nakedBison]

rabelStang is a man of great intelligence, wisdom, and insight. the islamofascists are worse than the nazis, and need to be destroyed for the sake of our survival. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[rebelstang]

Thanks, I try!

Have a Good Day!

[DebbieKat]

Wow. you folks are scary. "president bush is doing good"? Huh? Good at what? Destroying our country? Dollar is worth less than the peso already. Jobs sent overseas where they make inferior goods, we're hated all over the world, he embarrasses himself on a daily basis with no ability to speak English. DESPITE having a wife who is a teacher! She needs to give him tutoring or something. He has blurred the line of separation of church and state, robs the congress and judicial branches of their power

[DebbieKat]

Spies on the citizens without cause or a warrant. Pollutes the earth and allows others to do so with no repercussion. creates gulags where people have no right to a lawyer or to know the evidence against them. He LIES LIES LIES. He thinks the end times are coming, so why would he care about doing anything good for this country? Oh, and did I mention HE'S A LIAR?

[nakedBison]

debbieKat the America-hater objects to America tapping in on conversations between islamofascist terrorists planning to murder more Americans. that is because debbieKat wants the islamofascists to destroy America and murder all Jews. debbieKat pollutes the Earth with her garbage disguised as ideas. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[DebbieKat]

So, I want to kill myself? Is that what you're saying? I AM a jew you idiot. Not everyone who disagrees with you wants to kill jews. Moron.

[nakedBison]

so typical of self-hating, left-wing Jews, debbieKat advocates self-destructive policies. debbieKat is an idiotic, self-hating Jew who knows nothing about her own Jewish heritage. anybody who does not vote for John McCain for President wants the islamofascists to destroy America and murder all Jews. debbieKat is a moron. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[nakedBison]

debbieKat objects to the islamofascists facing the consequences of their actions at Guantanamo because DebbieKat wants the islamofascists to destroy America and murder all Jews. debbieKat LIES LIES LIES. debbieKat wants to do only harm to this country. oh, and did i mention that debbieKat is a LIAR? President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[nakedBison]

wow, debbieKat is s stupid. President Bush is doing not only good, not only great, but fantastic as our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. debbieKat the America-hater is good at destroying our country. nobody in the world hates us except for left-wing nuts like debbieKat, who embarrasses herself on a daily basis with no ability to think clearly. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[nakedBison]

despite living in the greatest country in the world! debbieKat needs tutoring in how to think. left-wing liberal lunatics like debbieKat has blurred the lines between liberalism and islamofascism. debbieKat robs America of its greatness. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[DebbieKat]

You are a moron. Seriously. Get a life. Get out. Meet people. Discover that they don't all want to kill you. Oy.

[nakedBison]

debbieKat is seriously a moron who has no life. debbieKat knows nobody. they all want to kill the Jews. oy. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[nakedBison]

debbieKat is seriously a moron who has no life. debbieKat knows nobody. they all want to kill the Jews. oy. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[DebbieKat]

Who's ALL? You don't even know who I'm voting for! DOLT.

[nakedBison]

debbieKat the self-hating Jewish DOLT is voting for a Dummycrat. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[ApeHasKilledApe]

Yawn...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzz

[nakedBison]

apeHasKilledApe is boring. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[smartman43]

yes yes thanks for being truthful & wholsome jackie ... what typ of a shmuck wud say to a bride "eh, she looks like shit" seriusly thats not even a shmuck

[TallBrooklynGuy]

rav yankiff,

who chooses all the beautiful artwork you always have in the background? i saw someone walking in the reflection. did you have company over?

why wasnt i invited?

[raquelaida125]

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.

[nakedBison]

that is a direct quote from America's greatest writer, Mark Twain. and speaking of Republicans, President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[lawofficedeb]

One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. The bamboozle has captured us. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.

[nakedBison]

debbie who works in a law office with lawyers, knows all about charlatans, liars and frauds. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[56BUICKRiviera]

You look marvelous Jackie!

[robsatease]

Best one yet Jackie...love your work.

[jewishprincess4]

"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time."

[nakedBison]

that is what President Abraham Lincoln said. and speaking of good Republicans, President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[jmelf80]

Thanks for not being a liar!!

[TheUltimateJew]

you're welcome..I'm such a wonderful person

[nakedBison]

yes, Jackie Mason IS such a wonderful person, so very, very true!

[wateringtheplants]

Great video!

[rmartingal]

Jackie is a rabbi(or was) and rabbies never lie. They may tell stories about things that never happened but they will never tell a lie

[Heatherocks]

i actually hate 2 faced people like that and phoney small talk, i rather have someone be a schmuch to me

[nakedBison]

me, too. i prefer unpleasant truths to pleasant lies. which is why i just have to say that President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[milo98ju78]

LIAR, LIAR pants on FIRE!!

[poiu780]

Always tell the truth, like that you don't have to remember what your lie was about!

[nakedBison]

that is what President Abraham Lincoln said.  and speaking of good Republicans, President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[irommboj]

SUCH LIARSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[mmpeire]

I have always loved your work! Good luck with your show.

[angelina7880]

You are the best!

[ertyuik69]

Finally no lies and only the truth!

[ordinarypeople9876]

Great vlog Ultimate Jew

[fuyingbro]

i use to have pictures of my grandparents and i use to show my friends when i was young but then my wallet was stolen.

[sakahowdah]

Because people were tired of looking at your grandparents...LOL

[nakedBison]

because those thieves were anxious to see your grandparents. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[mosquewatch]

Spot on Mr. Mason, now speaking of lies, have a look at Mr. Obama......

[archiegishere]

Very very funny

[tunadoesvegas]

Love this vlog!

[flrs80]

Great blog Jackie!!!

[speakstwice]

great great

[nascariscool1]

Just watched your sex wives and hooker video again- more fitting than ever!!!

[TalkingRoland]

Love this video Jackie! can't wait to see the show this weekend!

[whatwereudoinginca]

Funny stuff

[comedyliker]

Great stuff Jackie! good luck with your opening night! i think you should invite all youtubers!

[jarlabrelk]

hope your show goes well, just don't do a tommy cooper

[nakedBison]

who or what is a tommy cooper?

[nakedBison]

who or what is a tommy cooper?

[jarlabrelk]

tommy cooper was a well known comedian and magician in the UK who infamously died on stage

[nakedBison]

oy vey

[jarlabrelk]

indeed

[onemorethingsir]

A British comedian specializing in magic tricks mainly going wrong! Very funny man but alas is no longer with us.

[xesiria]

Thank Jackie finally someone says it! I needed that just woke and you are the first i see today. Oh by the way you looking good today.:)

[zo1dberg]

THAT WAS YOUR MOST WONDERFUL VLOG EVER!!!

Can't believe how wonderful that vlog is - I'm gonna email all my friends and tell them how wonderful today's vlog entry from JM is...

I crack me up :)

[ccasia2008]

Very funny we love you in Asia & that's the truth

[OurMutualFriend]

I remeber a situation when I was taking my Gran to the shops and we bumped into her sister - they were talking about the family teeth and how we all have similar mouths!! I had to show my Grans sister my teeth in the middle of the street!!! I told my Grandad this in the pub that night - he instantly replied "good job we all haven't got the same assholes isn't it"?

[nakedBison]

ew, thats just gross. President Bush is our greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader

McCain '08!

[OurMutualFriend]

Jolly Good

[OurMutualFriend]

You remind me of my Grandfather (RIP, he had the same outlook on life as you - it is called common sense and you, like my Grandad have it in abundance. He has been gone ten years now, but whenever I come across a sticky situation I would try and remember what he would do to get out of it. I really like your stuff Jackie.

[Will0Wisp]

Hi Jackie! Break a leg! I wish I could be there :)

[SCECountZero]

I hope I look as good as you do, when I am your age.

And your energy, your enthusiasm, your humor.

No foolin Jackie, Look as good as you do, I hope!!

Thats the truth, no lie!!

[JohnLWright]

good vlog Jackie