Emu attack!

[behnamasid]

Where is the attack?

[Centurion708]

them Emus are vicious sons of bitches, we own a few up north.

[BloodyCondor]

@pimpmastahanhdeuce Briliant! Irritate the large bird! Well said pimpmastah!

[BloodyCondor]

@ge2298 lol what?... Over reacting?

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

if a emu followed me like that, i would shove it by pushing off its chest with my foot.

[Versudan]

You can just tell the Emu is thinking: "PREPARE YOUR ANUS!"

[ge2298]

U fuckheads, the emu didnt attack, u guys should just kill yourselves.

[AwakePublius420]

The emu probably thought you were leading it somewhere, they are the dumbest animals on the planet.

[LimeWater123]

It didnt attack you, dumbasses

[walk4trot2canter3]

I love the emu, but my favorite part of this page is the fact that you used the word "whilst." Most of us here in the USA don't use that word. I don't know why. Great use of the word, though!

[cbdallas]

It's just naturally nosy, and suspects you have food. No harm intended, trust me. When they don't like you, they let you know.

[RyzingTerror]

Lol i work at Taronga Zoo the emu's name is Swidgie he doesnt usually attack he only stalks.

[simjom02]

Its not attacking...Emu's are very curious animals

[GypsyxGuccixGirl]

I'm 4'11 and those things can be as tall as 6'0. That thing comes anywhere near me it would most likely think i'm food and attack me. I love Emus but if they come anywhere near me without me having to wear 7 inch pumps, i'm doomed.

[surecomau]

Check out - "Huge emu attacks saleman for a better deal". Some fun VFX on an old promo video

[TheMostHayted]

WHO EVER UPLOADED THIS AND MAKE THE TITLE IS A COMPLETE AND USELESS HUMAN BEING THAT SHOULD REALLY CHANGE THERE PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE.

[Amongoose06]

you gonna get raped.

[MisterLambs]

@PacSmash I worked at a zoo too, I cleaned up the poo poo.

[PacSmash]

oh this ain't shit. emu's are some mean bastards. i worked at a petting zoo and those fuckers are mean as shit.

[Fatality654]

lol this guy shit in his pants i guess

[StealOnU]

YO PROTECT YOUR GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shairaptor]

@StealOnU i don'T I'm gay :D

[EmoHottie21001]

It didn't attack! It just followed her!

[williamhenken]

stride commercials are no joke

[Hyurachan]

If it was going to attack it would have raised its head and hissed. >_>

[Jamiehello1]

thats it mating move you must have a nice emu butt lol



[truman1ho]

EMU: thats right slaves. go make me a sandwich in the kitchen bitches

[Uwaikai]

Haha, when Emu's decide to take over.

[whenmonkeysattack16]

"No seriously man...an emu followed me around for a little bit....it was an attack!" "I think you've had too much to drink dude"

[aGruntNamedYayap]

"whilst"?

[AJBfc]

My heart was racing, expecting an attack.

[jarebear0]

pedo emu



[DivineBlizzard]

Pedo-Bird

[EmuToEmotion]

great stuff!



[TheNakedWombat]

Australian for KFC.

[TheGmgirl77]

I love these birds! had two as pets when i was a child living in the country. They would steal sausages cooking on the bbq from our enclosed yard, (by stretching their long necks over) and when they were done eating them they would burp over the fence into our yard as if to say "ha! thanks!"

[AnthonyScoots]

staunch up cunt !

[LimesNorrlandicus]

Reminds me of when i was in Australia a number of years ago...opened the door and there was a 2 m tall emu standing there :)

[fallenskater52]

Knock out that Big bird alike and run son!

[rekke41]

@fallenskater52

Yeah right A) it could run you down, B) it's sharpened claw is like a small knife C) those things can kick crazy.

Don't bare hands to a knife fight... or an emu fight.

[fallenskater52]

Knock that Big bird look alike and run!

[AdmiralofU2]

That wasn't by any chances at Taroonga zoo's backyard to bush was it?

[Pixelrelated]

I would crap my pants if an emu followed me.

[Dulcimerist]

I love emus! I want to hug one someday because they're so cute!

[undertheapi]

@Dulcimerist I wouldn't hug one if I were you ... they are never friendly

[rlee1976]

Definitely can see that birds are derived from dinosaurs (reptiles).

[dulceandkaylee]

hahaha, EMU's are AWESOME

[Censorshipisbullshi]

lol hes like hey can i come with you guys where ya goin huh huh huh where ya goin

[vsboy25]

when i was a kid i was attacked  twice by an emu i hate them, they stalk you until they get what they want.

however the Cassowaries are much more aggressive an kill people all the time.

[chilldexfarm]

@vsboy25

They what??

[vsboy25]

@chilldexfarm they attack people for food ALL the time

[PanzerBlitz43]

@vsboy25 "cassowaries kill people all the time"...don't spread lies. The only documented death from a cassowary was 85 years ago in 1926 when a kid tried to beat one to death and then got kicked in the neck which he deserved.

[vsboy25]

@PanzerBlitz43 Most cassowaries attacks are not documented as they don’t want people to fear them for tourism reasons.

[JBofBrisbane]

@vsboy25 - yeah, but "all the time" is a bit of an exageration.

[NotPalatial]

Video title fail

[morttis]

lol

[iliekchocolatemilk]

Emu: Anyone got a smoke?

[dinobird11]

@massakid lol.

[SovietMudkipTheTiger]

these can fucking decapitate you , you'd better fucking run

[TheMrBlinx]

~~~google.com/search?client=fl­ock&channel=fmw&q=cassowaries&­ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t They are more like dinosaurs in that they have a "horn" (sort of) on their heads.

[nellie2581]

Emus from the same family as Ostritches. You can find them in Australia or something. I guess Emus are territorial!

[TheMrBlinx]

@nellie2581 Don't forget "Cassowaries". They are the smallest of the three members of the Rattite family.

[nellie2581]

@TheMrBlinx What do Cassowaries look like? I never heard of them in my life.

[0Candyprincess0]

i would scream and run...no lie.

[AprilGoesBoom]

thats not an emu attack... thats an emu stalker

[nellie2581]

@AprilGoesBoom That's a good one.

[altarush]

this Emu is real evil emo?

[TheMrBlinx]

@altarush An adult Emu can "disembowel" a human male. Yes, I guess you could call it a "real evil Emo!"

[0puest0]

Emu: Ok, the money, give me the money

[Jonnyreb1988]

Legend. I would have run for it.

[Ogmaer]

Lovely girl.

[Channelhybrid1]

guy in background "this is my emu bob. Hes a people person

[Alucalb1]

And i thought stalking was illegal

[evilcbr]

you fucking idiots.... why the fuck did you put up this stupid fucking video

[Despara5T]

Why? The chick obviously isn't very attractive. I wouldn't care what she thought plenty more of those to go around.

[Moppy1988]

have you heard of these things called drop bears?

[anchorloo22]

haHAHA that was cute :)

[AlviTVBD]

when emu will attack Bangladesh??

[waxyweller]

Hahahaha

[rodrycarp07]

jajaja

[TyrannosaurusAngie]

Bull shit. That's not an attack its a damn stalker emu!

[eaj431988]

I think it started out with the emu trying to get the visitors out of its space, but ended when the emu just being interested in these weird creatures who have strange walking patterns and voices.

[alpharouna]

was für attack??

[Masiakasaurus]

Around where I live, people actually dump pet emus by the side of the road, and now they've turned wild and they even chase cars, from what I've heard. I've never seen one of them, but then I don't go driving into the remote areas near the Napa County line, lol.

[MechanicV8]

Mating season

[Wher3Wuzi]

That rumbling sound that sounds like thunder is actually the Emu. They make this REALLY amazing sound when you get near them to stat their emotions. It sounds like African drums :P

[vsboy25]

i HATE EMUS they attacked me when i was a little kid i remember, they take anything your holding.

[ilovechinesetakeout]

@vsboy25 I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM!!! LITERALLY! I HAVE A HORRIBLE FEAR OF EMUS

[ozjenva]

eerrrmmm I think he wants to mate with the bloke in this vid....seriously.

[DanMK87]

Those guys will rip out your guts if your not careful!

[AgentXRifle]

@DanMK87 not if i rip its guts out first!

[kutifuro]

great

[LeGronk]

This needs the Jaws theme, in case no one's said it already.

[stealthyRobot]

Thats absolutely terrifying.

[skyeon14]

xD EMU ATTACK

[katsandroses]

hehehe. they have beady yellow eyes, sharp beaks, and truly terrifying toe-nails. they are curious and persistent, and that one was only small ! gotta love emus !!

[lycophyton]

"get off my bridge!"

[designx86]

That would creep me out

[maverickckj]

lol during the starting that bird looks like it was dancing.If you dun work with animals daily you would be frightened when this thing keeps on following you

[KISSfan567]

Those things are mean!!!!! I went to the zoo in melbourne florida damn thing ate my map D:< another thing that was happening there, Apparently the turkeys knew what happened the day before (TURKEY DAY!)

[destinyboobear]

HaHa,

I Love This.

[thefoloman]

did they died ??

[tzeqin]

yeps - their sense of security. Never again, I say!

[phasilian]

Certainly!

[KazIsBonkers]

Emus are scary, scary things. I met one in captivity his name was Ernie. man he was scary looking

[FuzzyCockatoo19]

i would be so scared lol

[daedsicamj]

Whilst? What a pretentious twat.

[napolean34]

luv how the bird looks pissed at the beginning... lmao

[mikadzukii]

loooooool at 0:00

[NaiTaiDai]

My mom would scream if one of those came near her.

[nichole307]

lol i Used to Raise Them Damn Things. Looks Like its about a Year or 2 Old. Them Fuckers Can Get Mean lol

[basfoor]

where is the blood?

[cheyennebritbrat]

looks like he had the hots for you

[massakid]

Emu: "Right this way, bitches"

[wtfbeyondlogic]

If it was attacking... it would gut em... It just thinks they have food =)

[adrastea99]

Agree

[zvengeanceisperfect]

WTF was it doing at the beginning ROFL.

[F4194Lx]

kung fu?

[jamiewashy]

its wannah rape asian lady xD

[HeathenLoveGod]

Absolutely nothing happens in this clip!

[thegnew]

lol! the begining it was like falling on itself. wtf. haha. so funny

[xXweakling13Xx]

hehehe what happen?

[FedorCroCop44]

u pussy

[misterwarmaster]

lol

[warmaster2000isbeast]

LOL AWKWARD the EMU stalks u wah ha ha

[iamflameboy]

LMFAO!

[UgLyEmOChIcK]

"that is massive" hahahah!

[Coribec]

It wanted to fight you... with dance... TAP dance.

[1crazyalex]

EMU say "FUCK OFF PEOPLE THIS MY SPOT"

[larewwedxhhh19]

Dont fuck with the Emu

[nickdoff23]

Wtf do you want from ME?

[t00mey93]

The true face of an emo... The EMU!!!

[wackerboo123]

LOL casual

[Kooofteh]

Haha, I love how it's casually following those two people around like it's no matter.

[TrueAryanSoul]

yeah i was a young boy in a zoo and i entered a emu-cage. Some minutes after i joined with two giant emus (maybe a family) they start tun after me and want to pic me... but i run out and so im a bit in fear of them hahaha

[kanger80]

brave guy

[LiangHuBBB]

u know that the emu can kick a human with 1 kick right?

[radzio777]

0:01 LOL xD

[Iori400]

What an Emo Emu

[13hellflips]

I bet if he had arms he's cut himself...lol

[Iori400]

yeah.. then again EMus would kick the shit out of you :O

[13hellflips]

hahahahahah.......Yeah.....but I just have to bring my ostrige with me and it's on...lol

[Iori400]

The Emu would win against the ostrich hands down

[13hellflips]

hhahahahah....I'm just trying to bring light to the situation....I seen this clip were a scientist was blasting down a road in africa and you could see the dust fly and an ostrige was right beside him trying to bite it was su F***ing funny...lol

[DeoxysDNA]

Actually no it wouldn't. The Ostrich is bigger and has thicker stronger legs. Consider the emu a smaller version of it.

[Iori400]

no but how it uses its head like a punch.. thats a different story.

[DeoxysDNA]

Oh.....Well Ostrich would still win because of it's size and leg power.

[Iori400]

hmm true.. one of the worlds dumbest birds..

[Invuruk]

Ostrich is piss weak in comparison emu are vicious!!!! Ozy Dez

[DeoxysDNA]

If you knew anything about animals you would know that ostriches are anything but weak. They may be the dumbest bird but they are nothing to be messed with. The pure fact that they are bigger and have more powerful legs proves my case alone.

[OhmygodSportacus]

shouldnt that be like...in a cage

[NuclearRadio]

it's not an emu it's a Cassowary lulz.

[the300cows]

the emu's like

"pet me damnit"

[Mansell1994]

in britain you can have an emu with no license or anything

[waqman]

LOL when the Emu slips it recovers and looks like it's trying to play it cool and avoid embarrassment lol.

[Horsegurl0oo0]

Itz not giant, itz little compared to the ones that my riding instructor have in her petting zoo. One is almost as tall as me and im 5'6

[mypokemo]

it should be called "The Emu Stalker"!!!!!

[niiickniiickniiick]

THey can fuck you up with there sharp claws!

[Abeisababe]

THEY SCARE THE SHIT OUTTA ME

[Refsch1]

He feels they fear

[SaxaphoneTy]

ding you quite don't understand that this bird and kick so hard your stomach turns in tomatoe soup.

[lance03244]

scary shit

[SiMPLYSAWAH]

hahahaha.

if i was the girl, i'd be makin' the guy walk behind me.

and, i'd keep glancing over my shoulder to make sure he was in his place.

:/ that emu would probably be towering over me..

[bobbyrox321]

MU MU

[iluvsnd123]

where is the attack?

[jimmyclaw99]

Emus don't usually attack people but if you go near it's eggs it will tear you to shreds. It's legs are strong and it's talons are razor sharp

[RabidDeidaraFangirl]

i can see a new movie just out of this

Attack of the...EMUS! xD

[cucumb]

awesome lol

[30secofsilly]

its so funny when the emu almost falls!

i laugh everytime.

=D

[30secofsilly]

i love when the emu almost falls.

i laugh everytime.

=D

[pedhabidda]

yeah these emus arent a joke,at australia zoo a emu behind the fence was trying to come out and attack me-i bolted,laughing it off now but wouldnt have been funny if it made it over.

[FUTURERESIDENT]

that's where you stop being a pussy and pull out a gloc and cap it's ass.  Then make a low fat blood shake out of his body. lol

[dingoprairie]

You have to be a prize pussy to be scared of that. It's an oversized bird looking for food. Afraid of getting scratched by its beak? futureresident needs to be taken care of by a glock.

[westogopogo]

I could not trust that

[Frederm]

lol

[Marki11er]

Why are them so scared?, the emu did some tap dance and was asking for an opinion

[Bugabooie]

omfg roflmao!

[iceman3116969]

what the hell? where is the money shot?

[flashlightnightmare]

LOL!!! at the first 3 seconds

[krizzzvdh]

hahahaha yeah wtf is it doing? :P haha and the guy hahahhahaha is more scared than the kid XD!

[slikeiscecks]

it lost its footing lol, it wasn't something they normally do