almost got em 3

[malestrithe]

"When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories." Trickster.

[mdizzle999872]

Best part? "Help."

[MiddleEasternBorder]

I say Two face, Penguin, and Ivy would still walk away from the police in this scene. An enemy of Batman obviously would have an initial reaction of pointing a gun at him.

[IllyaItaCarole]

Click Click Click Click Click Click...

Man, they had a lot of cops in that joint! All the gun cocking took a full ten seconds.

[fjl2x2]

Gotham's area code is 555, good to know.

[smartiegirl112]

lol aparently catwoman forgot how 2 roll over xD oh well lol

[gaodargon]

can't catwome just like, roll over?

[KingCharltonHeston]

I love when "Croc" starts speaking with Batman's voice.

[johnnyfive22]

ok why did Catwoman save him? I know she had feelings for him but did she owe him or something?

[KingCharltonHeston]

@johnnyfive22 Love makes people do unexpected things.

[househeadericmd]

@johnnyfive22 because she loves batman - always has in and out of the comics.

[bobvar]

One of my favorite episodes. The other is Legends of the Dark Knight.

[xlrwolf10]

maybe not XD



[ceitiosaurus]

Doesn't anyone think the boxing glove gun should be in more episodes?

[castortroy176]

That cop chick in the red dress at 4:23 doesn't look too bad either...

[castortroy176]

Now if you can put cat woman's tits on poison ivy's body and give her harley's sense of humor, then that be the jackpot!

[heresthadude1080]

Were Penguin's hands built like that?

[transylmania2008]

were are part 1 and 2?

:s

[DakkTribal]

*looks at all the cops* ...think they got enough cops in the bar? XD

[Master1J3]

3:50-4:05 who knew it was batman? he really did look 100% like killer croc ^^.

[ThePaulvera]

damn cat-woman is hot!

[3ggh3ad]

@ThePaulvera  true..but harley is hotter

[heresthadude1080]

@3ggh3ad They both make me hard. And they're cartoons!

[ilovekane19]

Joker is soooooo cute at 0:21

[cattom21]

@ilovekane19 Agreed O w O <3

[VipertoothProducs]

Wow, Croc was Batman... really didn't see that coming! :D These animations are brilliantly written!

[0202inferno]

owned

[Strobertat]

If cat woman hadn't shown up Joker would have won!!! Batman got lucky, Joker is awesome!!!

His revenge on Cat Woman was sick though.

[Strobertat]

If cat woman hadn't shown up Joker would have won!!! Batman got lucky, Joker is awesome!!!

[cornrow2]

@BlaklyonZero My favorite comment ever. I kid you not.

[LioGunne]

Laughter-activated? Then why didn't it start when Joker chortled @ 0:34?

[Strobertat]

@LioGunne He should have give some laughing gas to Batman, then Batman will laugh himself to dead and the Joker would finally make Batman laugh. Now That's an epic plan.

[holy3]

EPIC CROC into BaTMAN I love this show =D

[Jaya1Lakshmi]

1:46 Kitty's got claws!

Extremely brilliant episode, especially with the twist at the end with Batman.

[SamusTheHedgehog]

Harly: whatcha going to do, bats? Smack me around, or save your girlfriend? you only have time for one.

*shuts down power to factory*

Harly: Good call

[Esialpha]

I love this episode

[emoney295]

lmfao 4:20 till 4:27 OWNED LOL

[okeanos317]

wow at 0:06 he was able to cut laughing batman faces,what a cool trick

[daddyrap89]

3:57

" was it somethin i said ? giggles "

lol u gotta luv jokers sense of humor

[TenThousandthFist]

How did he disguise himself?

That is hardly fair.

[7Riot]

They don't explain how does batman disguise himself, and that's something really hard to do and explain, even for the animated showz, but we already know that batman is a master of disguise don't we?

So, it wouldn't be hard for batman to disguise himself like croc or anybody else he wants.

But it still is a very hard thing to do

greets

[OlaftheFlashy]

1) He's got a lot of time and money on his hands. I sure he can spare a few hour in make up chair while Alfred applying the prosthetics.

2) He doesn't play fair.

[crock62]

LoL Catwoman should have just rooled over XD

But i wonder what would have happend if batman never had showed upp XD

[Shendude93]

probs harley and her would b havin a nice loooong chat. I mean the joker wasnt goin anywhere with all the gotham police force in teh bar tht he was chillin in :P and harley was plannin on waitin for him to deliver the whole eil punchline as he does. So i think not a whole lot would happen if bats werent there tht is ofc unless the joker made it to the catfood factory :D x

[maxi2007a]

the Joker Almost got him if it wasn't that PuttyCat(Catowman)

[Slanguaj]

How did batman disguise himself as killer Croc? Did they explain if it was a hologram or something?

[Maykrieger]

nice episode, but I couldn't help but saying 'FUCK YOU BATMAN' a couple of times...

I root for the villains ;D

[marvelrocs9]

Who doesn't root for the bad-guys sometimes :D ?

[Shendude93]

who doesnt root for the bad guys all the time ? :L x

[GoodGamesrlikemovies]

@marvelrocs9 when it's batman you can't blame em

[akatsukifan345]

ha the hot dog at  1:36

[InuKH2Sammy]

i still find it awesome Kevin Conroy to this day still plays Batman

[HokutoAnsatsuken]

@InuKH2Sammy

Yes, KC is awesome!

[JessicaRaduNr1]

BEST EPISODE I'VE SEEN!!! AWESOME!!!

[MrsEdwardNigma]

Harley at 5:53

FAIL!

[Jaya1Lakshmi]

BTAS succeeded with the Joker by making him funny and murderous; his music, although supposed to be campy, works well, especially in Return of the Joker.

The phone book gag is awesome, especially with the laughter.

[MsOneofMany]

"So how's Robin?"......

Batman looks away...

The Joker just got dissed. XD LMFAO

[SudokuTies]

I think it's funny to imagine that Bats came up with "I THREW A ROCK AT HIM...IT WAS A REALLY BIG ROCK!"

[CrazyFanGirl14]

I love how Batman says "maybe" at the end.

A very cute episode, probably one of the best. :)

[5219sarah]

@CrazyFanGirl14 yeah good episode

[Symphonia30]

They just got PUNK"ED

4:27

[maxi2007a]

Big time

[spagerbot]

I love Harley.

[SMAXZO]

Who doesn't?

[leo11lim]

4:28 owned

[funnybastard1]

hahaha joker is the king of villains no one is better

[slcv95]

I really like Joker's Face at 0:21 when he ask Batman about Robin...

[Johnffrey87]

At 4:11-13 Poison Ivy's leotard disappeared.

[florescitarockera910]

Catwoman se ve tan linda y batman tambien, aunk pobre batman lo tienen como justina...

[ashk005]

wat?

[florescitarockera910]

ill just said that catwoman looks so cute when she rescues batman, and i thought poor batman hes always in bad situations he looks like jokers puppet

[Diamondhoof1]

Wow. those are a... lot of guns.

[Ashenge]

Lmao. Harley, you twit.

[Terryfan]

0:34 The Joker sounds like a saleman when he was talking about the chair

Then he said Yes Sir lol

[PhantomFear666]

harley did pretty good though in mad love. i would say she came closest

[TheRealCodeBlack]

@PhantomFear666 Nah, I've got to go with Joker on this one. Bats was able to trick Harley into getting Joker, because he knew Joker would stop her. Here, Bats couldn't do anything to save himself, trickery or otherwise. If it wasn't for Catwoman, it would've been curtains for the Dark Knight.

[kujasbride230]

@PhantomFear666 That's true, lol!  She one-upped the Joker! :O

[smcneal057]

@PhantomFear666

I think she is the only one to get that close ever. That laugh Batman has though is creepy...

[8x13Wolf]

I love the ending to this one. Very cute.

[panamaniandude]

joker's roasting a hot dog lol classic :D

[NaiTaiDai]

"Was it something I said? Ha!"

"What're ya gonna do, Batman? Throw me around or save your kitten? You only have time enough for one. Heh....good call....Help..."

[buckman2011]

You gota love Harley, Its sad that they didn't put here in more episodes. Harley is pretty cute ;)

[Manbeast222]

When The Joker was explaining how he was cutting up Catwoman to the other three, they were like "damn, im a villain and all, but that's just fucking sick...." lol Gotta love the Joker.

[buckman2011]

The Joker has that sort of affect on people, but I don't need to tell you.

[227060]

@Manbeast222 When villains wanna scare each other, they tell Joker stories

[Radculas]

wow, batman's a ggod impressionist...who would have thought that he was telling the I-threw-a-rock story??

[SharptoothX]

4:28 = "Do not attempt to move, or we'll be shooting ourselves."

[Manbeast222]

lol that's what i was thinking.

[CharmedBalthazar]

I see what you did there! Geenie?

[nikc101]

lmao 5:45 convieniently placed power cord

[selinakyle27]

the one who`s been the closest to kill batman was harley quinn in "mad love"

[ShekiahRosay]

Straight up! batman even said it himself.

[amitamaru]

Well...that haddn't happened yet, so she was worse off than Croc.

[Grave0330]

3:35- ya'd think he was telling a ghost story or something!!!

[Shadyac21]

4:18 There's nothing like having your friends show up with lots of guns.

[vasilis360]

two face came closer...

[xXxXLostVoiceXxXx]

Joker Girl: Heh good call.... HELP! *BAM*

[kck13421]

1:34 LOL I don't think that weine will be cooked that well!

[Chessykatzenz]

Is it just me, or was 04:58 not the kinkiest thing ever?

[wily1138]

what a brilliant twist!

[Terryfan]

4:15 Batman:Maybe (snaps fingers) And the whole room is full with Police Officers in disguise with pistorls, shotguns, handguns. That is one of those holy cow moments where you didn't see that coming so Two Face, The Joker, Posion Ivy and the Penguin had no choice but to surrender

Batman: But I'm not bad with jobs myself

[rockstarred525]

its funny how Two-Face and The Penguin have elaborate plans on executing Batman, i mean c'mon: an aviary and a really really big coin flip? insanity! even the joker - a gameshow with a sophisticated laugh-inducing gas + electric chair LOL

regardless, I LOVE THIS EPISODE.

[EternalTiare]

what's catwoman's deal ... is she a villain or is she on batman's side?

[stitchgrl777]

shes a thief who loves batman. She's not a "killer" kind of villain, like the others. But Batman likes things black and white, so he considers her a villain. Until he makes out with her. It's a complicated relationship.

[ilovekane19]

Catwomens face when she caught the Joker was a little weird. Like she was trying to look sexy. Joker looks so cute at 0:22. He looked so innocent

[2wingo]

I think she was just distracted by the thought that Batman would not only be grateful for saving him, but be proud of her for catching his most dangerous enemy. How else could Harley sneak up on her?

[smashulie]

Ah Batman's one lucky duck!

[lBrokenSpirit]

What I don't get, is why they don't just take Batman's mask of when thye have him all tied up lol.

[ourimaler]

Fighting Batman is epic.

Fighting Bruce Wayne, or whoever they imagine is behind the mask...would probably feel disappointing in comparison.

[DarknessroseAgain]

I love this episode!!

It's so adorable

[KisameHoshigaki707]

Love how the power switch was right there. Oh, Batsy ;D

[drakananana]

wait if batman was killer crock then were is the real killer crock???

[doofmann0]

if batman was killer crock, then WHO WAS PHONE????

[nikc101]

3:34 Dent's eyes = WTF

[Radculas]

and 3:49 too.

Joker's eyes were humungo before batman grabbed his neck lol

[iheartcobblepot]

Haha. Only Batman could find a way to catch Halrey AND save Catwoman... XD

[Harleysayswhat]

joker always has style with his plans

hes so good at them, shame he always fails

[Nitocolus]

Two-Face: "How the hell'd we all miss Gordon?!

Joker: "I didn't!:

Penguin: "WHAT?! Why didn't you say anything?!"

Joker: "Because it's funny! AHAAAHAAAAHAHAAAA!!!!!"

[MusiCandConversE]

that is a really big phone book!

yay! this episode is great!

[BH5588]

Catwoman helped him because she isn't totally insane and criminally fucked up like the others are. Shes like Scorpion in the MK series. Neutral i guess. Sure she does bad things from time to time but idk you get the idea.

and for my favorite quote form this eposiode

"and i threw a rock at him.

"......"

"Well it was a big rock!"

lawl.

[thewewguy8t88]

personaly i think the joker came frist, two face second,pegwin thrid and well poison ivy came last with there stories. joker lost cuz of cat girl which is a bit unfair cuz batman had help. joker and 2face were both the ones who could have taken his mask off or even killed him. and joker could have worked if batman did not get help lol.

[PollyNim]

Yeah, but Poison Ivy was the only one who even tried to take off the mask. She should rank higher for that.

[gent777]

but she kinda ruined it all when she had yet another chance but chose to escape. then batman got into his batmobile and trapped her instead.

[PhantomFear666]

"eh heh... good call! HELP!"

lol

[Zistheone]

Why did Catwoman do any of that stuff?

[NikiHR79]

catwoman's one rule i'm guessing: only she can whack around batman

[DANATANLOVER]

Oh man...to have Catwoman tied up and at your mercy...

[quiromayo]

One of my favorite episodes!!

[hejduegay]

i would have kissed catwoman if i were batman ^^

[mj21687]

CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!

[StrawberryCoke]

Amazing ending! I love how everyone around them pulled out their guns. And Batman being at the table the whole time was crazy, did not see that one coming. Love this episode.

[PaigeOfTheCaribbean]

are you kidding?

the fricking power thing was right there?!?!?

how convienient

[thewewguy8t88]

i agree.

[nathnfast]

ha ha ha look at killer croc at 3:37

[Shail666]

I like this episode. :P

[Quickhand]

hm...guess that makes her his favourite pussy. ahahaha sry, i just had to.

[superlitakisser]

Is catwoman a neutral character in Batman?

[meragan12487]

In the animated series she was. But I think she was strictly a villain in the comics.

[Sektor3000]

no she is an off and on villan and hero. She mostly looks out for number 1 but if batman is in danger she will protect him.

[s10fisto01]

classic!

[webkinzgal134]

where can i find under dwellers??

[webkinzgal134]

omg that sur e is alot of guns

[queenofthecapes]

OMG! Brilliant! XD

<3<3<3 BatXCat 4ever!!! <3<3<3

[barnardoo98]

Why was the Joker holding a Hot Dog?

[Zsasz23]

He was intending to have it roasted by the sizzling electricity of the electric chair, I should think.

[Lutingburg]

Even the phonebook?! C'mon, now thats just lame XD

[godzillamoviesrule]

Actually.......that IS FUNNY!!!!

[godzillamoviesrule]

I like the way Two Face said "You're not gettin outta this one!"

It was soo deep and evil! I loved it!!

[godzillamoviesrule]

Everyone was packing!!!! It's just not safe to play cards with villians anymore!!!!

LOL Joker:"Was it something I said?"

I like when Joker said he was cutting up Catwoman and they all stared at him like he was CRAZY!!

[swordhunter12]

He IS crazy.

[godzillamoviesrule]

HA HA! Still though the looks on everybody's faces when he said he was cutting up Catwoman were priceless!!!!

Two-Face:" You're not gettin outta this one!" I love how he said that!!!!

[ilovekane19]

Red's face was the best. She looked totally freaked out when Joker said he was going to make catwomen catfood. Personally I think she is a little scared of the Joker, which is werid considering she's bestfriends with his girl.

[Capulator8]

Are there any other episodes with Catwoman and the Joker? My favourite characters. I mean in any of the series not just BTAS

[Tetsudai2261]

Worst...ending...ever.

[cowgirljulia7]

wait at the end was catwoman poision ivy?

idk i dont think so but itd be a good twist for poision ivy to have almost kissed and killed batman... makes ya think how easy id be if the villans/villanesses were just subtle liek how harley almost got batman in mad love!!!!

[danielzimmy69]

hahahahaha from 4:07-4:32.. priceless, especially when all those undercover cops drew there guns

[Imaeaturface]

Catwoman im her biggest fangirl. XD

[theshlauf]

Penguin: Wait, you held him hostage for a full 24 hours and never once thought to spray him with your joker gas?

Joker: How would that be poetic?

Ivy: And I thought the poison humming birds was a stupid plan.

[luffyjbankai]

Still can't believe Batman had to be saved by Catwoman. And what was she, just happened to be watching T.V. and decided to come down. All the other villains who have cornered Batman on public television and she didn't help then? I'm a little suspicious of why she felt the need to help now. And she kept following Joker. That vengeful side of Catwoman for Batman is something we never see. Odd is all I'm saying.

[Iori400]

Dude if you pay attention to the comics, you'll notice that Catwoman and Batman have a love hate relationship.. in their caped forms and their normal lives. So theres ur reason why catwoman saved batman

[luffyjbankai]

You missed my point. And Dude i do pay attention to the comics. I'm talking about in the comics and on this television show batman gets captured by villains and publicly in front of cameras many times but this is the 1 (or 1 of those very rare times) time she decides to step in? And not only that but she was really angry enough and bold enough to go after Joker? Seemed awfully convenient that they just didn't want Robin to be the hostage.

[dkupke]

Catwoman's on again off again relationship gives her a certain sense of ownership over Batman. She feels almost protective of him as if he were her property...sort of the way a cat marks its territory and protects it against interlopers.

[stitchgrl777]

well said. i would have loved a Catwomam/talia episode

[AngelofMusic04]

Does anyone else find it weirdly funny that all the other villains look nauseated and revolted as the Joker details what he's gonna do to Catwoman?

[JasonX802]

Man, you just don't see cartoons like this these days...

[NEMESIS1999]

Brilliant strategy as always batman

[soundwave66]

Jokers face at 3:51 priceless

[TranceDevotee]

probably the best episode from Batman TAS