HE BITE ME IN MY VAGINA

[AdowableLolinta]

LMFAO!!

[dracula665]

Someone get her some lemon pledge!

[Flomounier1]

I live within walking distance of that park where this was filmed. Top Comment time?

[Ghoopty]

.................

[cArNeGiEization]

This is pretty far fetched, I had a buddy that moved to Van Nuys C.A. He had a dog that looked just like that. That dog would try to bite EVERYBODY'S private area, My girlfriend swore if she got the chance she'd kill it. I called em crotch. Kinda funny. But he bit.. just about anyone that came around em. Weird to see it on you tube though.

[tyarah9]

I laughed the hardest when i saw the title then clicked to see what it was about XDD

[Sonechka1995]

wtf who is biding who's penis/vagina O_O ?

[Borin81]

damn dog owners.

[monsterxjellyxdonut]

Dammit now my sides hurt

[monsterxjellyxdonut]

Lololololololololololololololo­lololololo!

[TheAlphafly]

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS WOMAN'S HOUSE

[tranceaddict704]

So what is the context of this situation? Why is old dude calling the cops?

[ALEG0Man360]

weeee weee uhh we need more lemon pledge also

[LindoPhoto]

lol I think they got into a car accident that's why he's calling the police, and he thinks she's crazy.

[vanillagoat]

Damn. We got cut off right before she was about to show the wound.

[curryonyaface]

Asshole

[frankenmeister1]

um what the fuck? lady get bit on vag and a dude calls the cops?

[Ronnie7X]

I thought it was related to Bite me when I first read the title.........

[Deacaros]

whad did I just see?

[cepacol06]

where is the lemon pledge? come get it bitch.

[sheepdog2c7]

I'm worried that this video ends with a trouser leg rolling up.

[Ovahlordkrill]

This is why I don't click on the links my friends send me :/



[TheAdb2hot]

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY LMFAO!!

[ubersein01]

This dog obviously has highly tuned senses - he is trying to sterilise this f**k up of a woman in an effort to improve the quality of the human gene pool.

[dymond42]

Give your man the REAL MAN TEST!

[sk8b0i1337]

I came here from whats in my box.

[computersayswut]

Consuela?!

[BloodyPenguinn]

tha fuck did i just watch,.....

[BDCOC1]

I thought that was what women were into...

O.o

[keyofdavid888]

@BDCOC1 IKR

[ZilchHM]

me and that dog have a lot in common!

[SirValorUltima]

you got a pretty horny dog there

[twizz420]

There's no fucking way this is real.

Doesn't mean I didn't laugh my ass off though...

[dianasiwak]

haha this is weird and stupid lol

[jamii435]

I'm in the weird part of youtube again o.o



[last1in]

911: "911 what is your emergency" Me: "Hello, I would like to report a dog" 911: "Ok sir, what is the dog doing" Me:*silence* 911: "Hello sir? are you there? What is the emergency? What is the dog doing?" Me: "Umm........It's biting vaginas" 911: *silence* 911: "Biting vaginas you say?" Me: "..........Yes" 911: "Biting vaginas?" Me: "...and a Labrador's penis" 911: "Sir this number is reserved for emergencies only. Do not call back again" Me: "No wait! This dog is biting vagin.... *CLICK*

[izie15100]

Oh god I am literally laughing out loud xD

this made me laugh so hard i started crying i have no idea what is going on

[alphaskater09]

0:05 who else like the pink car in the back?

[BuIIfr0g]

Is this real or fake????? lol

[Kalorexoc]

Christ what did i just see...

[IzzyPersons]

loool I laughed so hard at this video XDDD

[coledition4]

Lol her explanations for her defense make no sense. Why would the dog jump on her body part after he sees other dogs? Next, how can the dog not know who his owner is?

[omganotherun]

This needs to be converted into an Autotune song.

[UpwardsFallings]

@omganotherun It already is. >>>

[omganotherun]

@UpwardsFallings Ooh! Shiny!  ^_^ Tnx. Thought those were just copies of the vid. The songs of this are hilarious. Those MP3s would make for horrific ringtones.

[bigdog91paper]

I'm....I'm...at a...uhm...well then *leaves*

[Stuart1971]

What a crazy ass world we live in !!!!!

[ibradabeast]

CONSUELA FROM FAMILY GUY?

[thetomatoelement]

@ibradabeast Noooooo, She speaks too much.

[flopjr2087]

@ibradabeast noooooooo noooooo

[MegaIvanify]

@ibradabeast You dick

[Those2EpicGirls]

Am I high or is this just really weird.

[bigdog91paper]

@Those2EpicGirls Yes.

[teiganas]

...they just...they pinch...*pinchy pinchy*

[IanRI1911]

Consuela.

[sockmonkeyzruleXD]

anyone else get here from shithead??

[klanies123]

This got 400k+ views with only 1 tag; "Vagina".

MINDFUCKED.

[MrPlanx]

People and their retarded inbred dogs.

[DemiseOfSanityJSY]

dey peench

[FreeFlores]

i went through a chain of videos to get here

[ondrejsimek]

Why the hell is this in my requirements??

[Ymbstocc]

Bitch got a penis! Who's got a penis? Bitch got a penis!

[MZawesomechic]

is it the dog or the man that bites people?

[MZawesomechic]

i got here from shithead..

[CammiTse]

Mmmmmmhh.

[odd0odium]

Please would someone give a context or something? I can't sleep thinking about the dog biting her vagina.

[sandokan981]

shithead....

[johnomonoia5]

@sandokan981 guess we went through the same steps of getting here, starting off at RWJ

[RugbyNerd29]

How in the fuck am i in this part of youtube again

[IamBOXBOY]

why did I click this??

[TaylorRocksOutLoud]

im sorry what the fuck? if the dog were to bite the chicks vag wudnt her legs have to be open? like even only a little? o.O

[octoron85]

he damage my VAGINA!

[SElement91]

Omg my Spanish teacher talks like that D:

[SoWhat1221]

And how the hell did I get here, again?

[dasbinich345]

i like the indian english accent

[Atlanta23410]

MAI VUHJAINUH

[LyleVertigo]

She's talking about that man, right? XD

[SNNAutos]

hmmm... funny how i went from watching Ferrari videos to this shit must be in the weird part of YouTube again but this time around it's almost in spanish double fail in a way...

[Richardsh13]

put that shit down!!!!!

[McFilmStar]

What the f*** was all that!?

[djkells3]

lol wow

[oED209o]

O.O

[BillRoyMcBill]

That dog is a molester...

[itchyundies]

what the fark man

[jonluck77]

Geez people dont get a dog if your not gonna train it to not bite you in your VAGINA! thats like dog owner rule #1

[deltoidevolution]

he fuck me in my vagina

[deltoidevolution]

PUPPY WANTS SOME VAGINA

[TheDive99]

sono ombre la vahiiina.

[lordassassin89]

Guess I'm in the weird part of Youtube again...

[erbsenmilch]

my vagina got pinched :D

[SCR3AMINGS1L3NCE]

Lol what the fuck am i doing here?

[MarsatasDevArt]

@SCR3AMINGS1L3NCE That's the same thing I thought.

[MadZiggyStardust]

@SCR3AMINGS1L3NCE Watching the best YouTube video ever.

[BBHexKey]

*in deep man voice* no peench.

[Rinamuzikaa]

this is WACK

[xINVISIGOTHx]

how did i get here

[Niklas21]

@xINVISIGOTHx

You clicked on the video !

[JGKwar]

dey just, dey peench

[DJVori9]

Cesar Milan would have a lot of work here.. :D

[Fusionfreakdrummer]

whats this from? i need to see the whole thing lol! tell me now please!

[1978atcarroll]

but heees teeths are very small...

[d4rksolitude]

Pussy.

[chrismapz]

Roflmfao!

[VickyAnkles]

HE BITS MY VIRRRRRRRRRRRGINA!!!!

[sallierawrr]

l o fucking l

[Kurana4390e]

Kill the dog...

[quintencornelius]

So this dog is bisexual?

[JKRand0mn3ss]

MAH PEENUS! NOT MAH PEENUS

[sparksbleeder]

Hey it's shiloh.

[jojomojo]

srsly wtf ?! wth is wrong with this ppl ?

[dilly2311]

Really though this guy is a pussy all sad cause he got a little bite from a small ass dog. Go call the cops u poor excuse for a man.. can't solve a problem like that on your own wtf. It is funny as hell though her talking about the dog biting her vagina.

[Chrispoirier]

consuela?

[jokerhavoc]

@Chrispoirier LMFAO!!!

[AceBlazerXIII]

where is rwj?

[RaysMidgetAss]

Lmao, Family Guy maid just got real...

[Puccakid4]

IM LAUGHING LIKE HELL.

[KTMONEY100]

Ok wait, what the fuck did i just watch??

[TwilightPrincessSage]

Wow hahaha unbelievable...

[jesusiscool17]

They just..they peench.. She liked it whatev.. >.>

[DCampbellLRizzo]

Is it weird I feel really bad for her. lol

[abc114able]

Jewish people....

[SoulKiIIer]

37 people were bitten in the vagina.

[TheDivNiv]

OMG.....Poor dog

[vytko1618]

0:22 :D

[BedStuyBro]

Saaame thing happened to me. My dog bite me in my vagina... er. pennis ball.

but is ok

[Ichorose]

So...if the labrador wasn't a baby or beautiful...she'd find it okay that he bites it's penis?.... You know, that's kinda logical...

[Elenkhos]

See.. if the dog bit me in my dick..I would just have to bite him right back on his dick...teach him a good lesson.. "Oh bitch, you wanna bite me cock ... GRRRRarrrrr" Now what BITCH~

[thesystemxdown]

IRON VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ngomez0077]

Que la chingada

[mrSvartberg]

i'm the only one who typed "vagina" in the search line?...

[tingokuman]

he ate my vagina two dimes do you hove any lemon pledge

[MegaRoflChopper]

in my vaaginaa 2 timees hees baites

[ultimateninjamastah]

XD The dog looks so happy...

[KaraLindaLee]

yeah, i got bit down there once too

[FreestyleSkierMikey]

No.. Consuela no like doggy in Vaggy...

[CruizinInMy64]

Dude she sound's like Hitler from Epic Rap Battles of History!! LOL

[AIexisGore]

the fuck?..

[thafuknouz]

Need more lemon pledge...

[JwallRockCity7007]

@thafuknouz You need more lemon pledge? We're not responsible for that, you should just bring it from your own home.

[thafuknouz]

@JwallRockCity7007 Noo, noooo.

[D3ssiB3ar]

@Killerelf03 me too...

[Xdragonballaz2X]

WTF LMAO!

[Deontep09]

Lmao Mr Superman no bite

[TurdFergusonJunior]

Mr Superman no here

[AniIAIinA]

lahbrrrahdohr een heez peenees

[MiHiVidz]

@AniIAIinA But hiz teeths iz veddy smol.

[hyperzyph64]

@AniIAIinA rofl

[damdamgreenday]

becos he gets so kraaaasy

[CrestoA]

I don't know whats better in this video, the accent or the dog with the genital obsession.

[YellowFellow221]

Her accent... Is fuckin hilarious

[LylaLipstickxo]

Um, how did I get from Ke$ha's Bad Girl's Lament all the way to this? o.O

[giulioelectropop]

I can't stop laughing @ the woman's accent

[Silvercrestt]

wtf....

[Killerelf03]

O_o i got this after i watched macinama's Bite me

[bubblezQuintero]

LMAFO THIS IS WEIRD

[WVvincent]

Wtf is this. is it real i mean WTF XD

[Volf99]

....what did just watch?

[Wifiplayeroo]

0:21 Funny as Hell

[aexxxon]

This woman needs a man that will plant his seed in her. She clearly lets her dogs have their way with her...she needs psych help.

[MrThemistaken]

nice dog and the old lady beats him and he bites her :D

[TheDorkiie]

BAHAHAHA

[aexxxon]

I don't want him to bite my Lah-brah-door in the penis.

[1Cortexiphan]

I fucking love this woman's voice, makes it even funnier.

[eggEgg23]

Poor dog. The owner of it is weird. Plus the annoying sensitive guy in the suit, acting like he's all important and all? So irritating. "Oh, a Chihuahua bit you, call the fucking SWAT!!!111!1" "Yeah, Imma give you problems?" Fucking loser.

[RockZombieIAm]

The Fuck!?

[CMSSL4D2TF2LoL]

Oral dog.

[DanielD610D]

tmi

[edward11131]

I Think Really COOL!!!

[781230xy]

LMAO

[TheLizzifer]

She's totally fucking with us.

[RoniRotta94]

what the VAGINA was this!

[kajukenboridaz]

ahahaha thats all i have to say

[FatL33]

wait did that guy bite the vagina or the dog did it?

[R33pingShadowZ]

three letters... WTF

[QueenReigns1]

@R33pingShadowZ

2 letters FU

[iloverocroyalforever]

Nasty ! lol but funny

[BlakiepooTube]

sounds like she has sex with her dog, and it gets territorial over that snatch when other dogs come around.

[MrVanaTallinn]

ahhhoooohhh! What The FFFF F*** ?