I Am A Demon Slayer!!!

[CrystalXD1000]

my...gawd...when i was 4 i cracked my head on the toybox...i too am messed up in the head and if a demon was coming i'd say 'Hai, Im one of you but in a human way ^-^' :3

[JulieMichelle76]

I've got a similar scar on my head.

When I was born, I had a strawberry mark in the center of my head.Google it, not pretty. lol.

The red color faded completely out but left behind a faint outline where it was, then right across from it I have a tiny chickenpox scar. It shows up in some pictures just a little.

[XxXSlipKnoTxX1814]

I love the sound effects xDD

[MichiiBee]

why is there an ad for human centipede 2 here???? LOL

[Elfcoate1234]

I would sit down, fold my arms and stare continuously at the demon and as it was just about to eat my i would stick up my middle finger.

[ShikiAriandri]

lol pepto on the counter



[Danaisonfire1]

ur not stupid nd u dnt look horrible

xxxxxx

[XzTheChosenOnezX]

HES HARRY POTTER.. he has a scar on his forehead :O

[pkacua]

I guess I would die... because... im fail... =/

[ThoseNeonGummyBears]

FAAWLCON PWUUUUUNCHHHH !!

[wellonlyonthursdays]

FREE HUGS!!!!!!!!!

Then maybe some date rape.......only if it's an attractive demon. I'd definitely friend him on Facebook and make YouTube videos with him.

[TopherTime21]

Holy hand grenade BITCH!!!

[blblg]

I'd call Sam and Dean lol

[TheDarkness11213]

I WOULD THINKING WTF, BUT I WOULD SAY HI, cause it would be the first demon i met :) and my mom told me not to be rude to anyone, no matter what or who they are :P

[gypsycat69]

My friend and I would be like: HOLY MOTHER!.... I should stop smoking 0.o

[RazorTheHacker]

dodge the attack then hand stand kick it in the face strong enough to knock it out then grab a knife then stab it in the head DIE DEMON

[TheOtakuSun]

I'd yell "HOLY SHIT, CAN I DRAW YOU??!!"

[CKJ1000]

Run.

[musiccat13]

I would get out a white flag, run towards him, jump up, and stab him in the lung with the flag...disable the fire first, you know. Then I'd run and get into a fountain. Isn't it demons that can't cross flowing water? Or something? Yeah, anywho...then I'd probably teleport

[MrGeicos]

id yell MAKE ME A SAMMICH OR A TACO OR SOME FREAKING COOKIES JERK!!!!!

[mfrancis021]

i would shoot it with a rocket laucher and make it fly in to a million pieces lol

[KaraHeartsYew]

HOLY WATER! And while he's unconscious draw a demon trap on the ground put him in it then when he wakes up BANISH HIM TO HELL!!! >:]

[sarahslifeable]

your not stupid

[Catalloy]

I take one step back, make a fist, scream back "Hey demon hope your hungry 'cause I'm serving up a can of whoop ass" then I'd blast off and go Neo on his ass, naturally :D

[ma66otbride666]

i wuld shoot the shit out of it wit an AK-47 :)

[DJMC5ive]

I would first of all, look up, then say. Heh... foolish demon. Everyone knows demons don't fly...its just committing suicide by jumping off a building!

[spike9045]

i would get into a macth of fisty cuffs to find out tht we were epually macthed then take it out for chinese food and a movie and find out it's name was frank then call it every weekend to go to bars and get into bar fights and then 1day some dude will come to us and be all like u guys make me jizz i wanna make a sitcom about u nd me nd frank will b all like yeah it's kool and then when the dude leaves start jumping around like girlish nacy boys shouting yay us yay us untill we get tired

[gunsnroses454]

@spike9045 haha i love that XD

[xenwenwu]

nothing he is my cousin, if he does sum thing to me ill kick his ass

[SycorTheosPhilos]

I typically have my MEUSOC side-arm on me, or in my trunk, so I would probably try to pop a couple shots off to test it's reaction (I think Demons are known for having super-natural abilities to deflect bullets or something like that) If it seemed to affect it, I would try to empty the magazine aiming for the head and chest. If it didn't seem to affect it after the first couple of shots, well then I would try to run like a little bitch crying out to the divine entities I don't believe in. >.+"

[1crissangelfan]

I was laughing at nicks answer it was funny hahah

[brokencydelover12345]

I would laugh at it. And then probly just pet it. give it a name... like Pocko or something. n thennnnnn take it home n let it eat my chihuahua.

[alicein13]

no...it's not ^^

[jacobblackedwardcull]

i would grab my gun and shot it into little tiny demon peices

[lovablerocker]

*BRAGS* My grandma's god bite me on the cheek when I was a baby. It's more noticable scar than yours. xD

[metalmuffinchick]

Run for my fucking life screaming every foul word I know in any language.

[TheMegz10]

ur not stupid

xx

[EmoHokage]

I would feed it the sweet fast food till it was literally addicted and was to fat to do anything ^-^

[Rockerbella12]

:0 omg I have a scar on my head too from cracking my head on a cubby 0.0

[w1ckedCuB]

I would cuddle it. :)

[R4vetastic]

You look more like an assclown

[threnon1111]

first of all yeah you are crazy, and second if a demon where comming at me i just let my guardian angel fight it or at least peotect me because i dont know if i could kill a demon but if i realy was a demon hunter i would try to kill it with my katana and psychic powers to defend myself.

[zoliviragh]

I would be Like : HOLY F*** *runing for my life*

[TheYahbaby]

O.O I would be like. "ohhhh shit." *runs his ass off*

[MapleStoryRocks009]

Dodge and jump on it and make it my pet

[skatenaruto247]

@MapleStoryRocks009 me to #LOL

[gigglesilly17]

Call on the Power of my Lord to bless me with Worthy battle prowis so that i ma kill it With Ice Powers XD-Cecil-

[Senimsaj]

..and I have a scar in the EXACT same spot! :O

[Senimsaj]

You don't fail, you're not a pig, you don't look bad, and you're NOT stupid.

Everything you're beating yourself up for, we are ADMIRING. :))

[Sasori1213]

I would die

[Kingcobra1211]

I'd whip out my spanker and shoot him in the head and watch it go BOOM

[3Mokona3]

i would get really nervous because that would be my first chance to use my powerful sword. i would wait until the demon is in front of me and then i would attack him, and hurt him with the fire chains of my sword, and.. and... i would hope he dies before i did

[WhataNameShane]

ah i probably grab a sharp stick and when its flying at me i hold it facing it it right about to eat me and it stabs it in the chest and it dies

[funnyqueens]

i'd be like bring it on motherfoee ;)

[glosspopin]

stop putting your self down !

[ryuhiabusa3]

i would have had my friend stand in front of me and take the hit from the demon then id shoot and shotgun through the demon to my friend that way it kills them both

[highgirlstar2000]

I would tame it with my magical powers and I'll have the most epic pet evar xD

It beats guppies, at least.

[saintlycircle4]

I would slay the demon

[yugi4000]

what i would say is "hey shut the fuck up i'm trying to listning to music over here"

[batterflyswing]

Maybe making my testament in telegraph style before getting eaten by it?

[kitterflies]

its near impossible for you too look bad, in fact i never noticed you had a scar until you mentioned it. ha. anyway great vid. :)

[xXEmiLyx3Xx]

I'm run in circles singing Onision's Banana Song :3

[theforeverfalling]

grab the most annoying guy near me and use him as a shield.

then teleport.

[HAYLEigHisME]

cyr/ryan why do you wear a ring on your wedding finger?? just curious

[GreenEarBuds]

id tear my cross of my neck and put it on the midle of his head and run!11

[GraveWhisperer]

ide laugh if i saw a demon (seems how im a satanist) and probably remark "hi bro!" HAHAHAHA

[ReinaChan92]

play dead like a dog

[ErmaStrikesBack]

you cover your mouth like me when you eat and talk and my mom always asks me if I'm inecure about myself when i talk and im always like "no, i just have food in my mouth"......that was my story for the day

[BCrolius]

Im over a month late replying..

But I would yell up to it that I am his master and then recruit him as my loyal follower, then have all of his friends come over and I would make my own demon army and cause worldwide chaos!! MWAHAHAHA

[tsullivan72]

I would ask for it's autograph.

[ketio]

I would get in the dark and not leave until he left!!

HAHA i know so original XD :)

[mutantgurl92]

i would stand there for a moment then right before he gets to me i would side-step and watch him plow straight into the ground...then walk off all cool looking and make everyone in the town think i saved them...thats about all it would take.

[DeeTacosBitch]

i'd probably be like... TAKE THE VIRGINS!....

oh look at that. i'm more horrible than you.

[Tiger2819]

arent demons sort of ghosts? so bullets wont do any good.? whatever, anyway, id get Sparta (mean kitty) to either attack it or stare at it to death :)

[coyotekid12]

ide reminise over how much pain im gonna bve in, and enter a fantsay black out,

then ide wake up, to find the demon, and hundreds of humans, pilled up in th middle of the street, and myself covered in blood, with some in my mouth.

and ide be rearly scared of myself

[MsStupidkitty]

look questionably up at it and wonder where the hell it came from

[lazywulf12]

i would throw other people at it until it was satisfied.

[kassarock]

Use the massive sword i carry with me everywhere I go! And slay it's ass, like stab it in it's fiery balls of doom. So it would be like... dead-ish.

[Miyuki101]

I would whip out an english tea set put it in a dress and have a tea party...then when it drinks the tea Christian bale drobs a chainsaw on its head from some stairs and i beat it with a nun covered in two sided tape rolled in tacks

[PaperBagPersphone]

oink oink baby! ^_^-I has a scar on my forehead too, win for smashing our head.-Question answer: I'd wave, say "hi!"-fail!

[redle333]

i would pull out my knife and slit its throat and pea on it

[devilsheart110]

just stand there and be like AGAIN!?

[pirategodess18]

Everything you do radiates Joker.

[15firekid]

i would FIre MA LAZAR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[fantomistress]

I link up my hair usb calbe thingy to it and see if i could conquer it like on Avatar!!! And then I woud fly it to Pandora and have all the Na'vi people worship at my feet!!!

[aimeebaines]

scars are pro, I love scars

[BushCoke]

I would teleport aswell :D

and then eat a blue raspberry lollipop out of victory ^_^

[cazzle80]

scream & faint

[cunigham]

id keep walking and if it gets too close i shoot him in tha head with my long barrel desert eagle

[MyCentaurQuotesDiana]

Answer: Start praying to whatever deity came to mind first.

[Elmoconvo]

i would shoot white stuff out of my magical wand to confuse him! :D

[renobx2]

nothing on your body is unattractive.

[Xynrei]

Turn on Godmode.

[Thunderpantzers]

If I saw a demon flying at me, I would pull out my +6 battleaxe of annihilation from out of nowhere, then proceed to jump forward at the demon in the most epic way possible. Right before we got close enough, it would be in slow-motion and both of us would attack. We would then fall to the ground, me landing on my feet and the demon falling face forward, sliced in half vertically. I AM A DEMON SLAYER!!!

[NaraGal]

a demon is flying at me?

ill jumo on its back and try to attach a piece of my ponytail to it's tail and see it we can, like, link our minds like in Avatar.

i would then name it Jaffar and we would have a grandeur time.

[JamieOfCourse]

Your scar makes you look even more badass.

^_^

I would convert it to a peaceful religion so it couldn't hurt me.

[alluthinkbout18]

i would give it a cookie becuz every1 knos demons LOVE cookies lol

[Italianlove09]

i'd probably rape it.....

[joejr913]

i would point at him and yell FAG!

[DedFysch]

I'm eating home-made fried rice toooooo!

[xDeadCuzIKilledIt]

lol i sneezed one time and hit my head on the counter xD

[hellzBrother]

I would call you, the Demon slayer.. and I would step Behind you. Yeah, that's right. That's what I would do. Deal with it.

Lolli-hops.

[blehto]

marble cake for everyone

[gwaage]

You are so cute, what ever you do it is AWSOME

[spearofhope2]

I'd turn dramatically to my friend or companion or girlfriend, whatever, standing to my left, the wind blowing through my hair. It'd be a dramatic last look and I'd give one little wink or something before being grabbed at the throat by the Demon and dragged off. Sure I'd be dead but it'd be the most dramatic death I could immagine, not to mention that my friend/companion would remember that for the rest of their life and have nightmares. SO I'd leave my mark.

[mon0moo]

id probably scream, freak out and get eaten and die....

im unlucky

[alaswoeisme]

I'd jump above it and when it lands, I'd stick my dragon-bone dagger in the back of its head - a lot of demons have a soft spot there...

[rottenaverage]

i think i'd instinctively wait for dean & sam winchester to pop up from nowhere.

or i'd start to act like constantine and lit a bowl of fire above my head expecting that the demon would turn into a cloud of sulfer.

or i'd scream "HEY DEMON! YOU KNOW YOURE GIRLFRIEND'S AT YOUR BEST FRIENDS HOUSE DONT YOU?" and hope jealousy also works for demons and that he'd just run to his best friend's house.

but in the end, i'd eventually die. :3

[bhc2000danceordie]

AHa....amazing

[jazteen14]

at first i would freeze and think "ah, just my luck! then start running and making people fall, (hey not hurting anyone, the demon is after me ) and hide behind something that is metal

[twilight2123]

ill shoot that thing with a shotgun and then put a bomb in his mouth and say i believe what doesnt kill u makes u stronger then if he doesnt i will ninja slice his butt then walk home

[CheshireCard23]

As it swoops down I'd jump and land on the demon's back. Strangle ride it through the sky until it chokes... yeah, I tried to say something cool. Didn't work. Sorry. Haha.

On a random note: I have a scar in the same place, that looks very much like your's does. Conflict, I don't know how mine got there.

[grandvideogame]

GTA 4 moment- Pull a RPG from my coat and blow the basterd to hell

[speederman97]

i wold hide in the sewers but then id probably get owned by a fucked up sewer monster or something

[thedoomdragon]

after shooting it/him/her a couple times with silver bullets (chaining it/him/her to our realm/world) i would use my badass sword to almost kill it/him/her then render it harmless and interoggate how it got here. demons took themselves to limbo you know. i would then solve whatever the thing was that was taking them here

[bellbrutalxxfreak]

I would be like Bayonetta and give him a Torture Attack ( Y or B on Xbox) :D

[dakotaROCKSxoxo]

I would yell at the top of my voice "OH MY GOD! DADDY! YOU CAME BACK!"

[bellbrutalxxfreak]

Nick is stonned ?

[Sailormercury89]

Take out a kick ass demon slaying sword and send it back to the hole it crawled out of!! lol

[ShADoWtube616]

id throw a mini nuke at him :D

[Angelofexecution]

I would probably be like "holy crap... errr...ooh! hide somewhere, that sounds like a good idea!" and I'd try to hide like under a car or in the sewers... yeah

[lalalablair]

i would pray over and over. XD

[SkeletalGuitarGal]

"hey sweet brother of mine!!!!" of course he's flying at me screaming cuz he wants a hug. of course, he's my long lost brother. pft

[xxmagicstickmishxx]

20 seconds..hmm...I suppose i'd Just stand there, shocked and terrified and hope Doctor Who appears in his Tardis...

[tumbleweedMT]

I would turn into this even bigger awesome demon, have a demon fight, kick it's ass and fuck it's sister.

[isasoycuba]

take a picture of him with my digicam i always carry around with me...

[Daryan55TV]

I would just stare at it and stare at it and stare at and then it would stop right before it hit me cuz id be starin at it and then the demon would feel all awkward and i would just be starin at it until it ezploded from all the awkwardnezz then i would be like "FUCK YEZ!!!!"

[thezaze90]

I would outstare the demon until it died of old age (because I can do that!)! hehe

[OMGITTANYA]

i would butt rape it ..

it wouldnt mess with me anymore.

[elohel2yermum]

I'd move out iof the way...

[Totalitarianism123]

I would stare at it, and then sit down.

[HeavyMetalist24]

Video it then invite him to my house and take him to my school. I would be even cooler!! Lool XD

[sweenytoddfreak]

id so yell swine flu and make it cry lol

[BrokenMyHopeAgain]

I'd duck........

[MaxKillaDJ]

i would just use a sniper gun and shoot the head off :P :P :P :P :P

[animewolf1284]

i'd be like raaaaaa back at it

[LaexProductions]

I would stand there, look it straight in the eyes with a stare of pure intensity and open my arms, embracing the glory of death.

[bloodyadaku]

i would hold you tight :O

[nicholestepp23]

i would run and get your fried rice and give it to him!

[yukiclan214]

I would give it some of your fried rice! :)

[jackTHErampage]

i would throw a bannana at it and i would  shout never steal my BANANNA AGAIN

[WillowDove40]

I'd go into my Avatar state and kick that demons butt!!

[BlacktailTheFox]

I would grab a katana out of nowhere and fight it to the death, and lose, because apparently demons are immortal D:

[Windrius]

Since he breaths fire I'd call a fire department ^^

[xThunderousxPyro]

I would cry. And then I'd wait for Mr. Cyr The Demon Slayer to come save me

[heeeeheeee12]

flick it off

[Fluffyangel226]

Hamay, hamay, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! and the demon would be utterly destroyed by my amazing power!

[drumboysam]

give it swine flu!

[TheFinalFantasyGuy]

I'd take out Cloud's Buster Sword and slice it straight down the middle xD

[XjojjeX]

I would obay it. THE DEAMONS IS MY MASTERS! \m/

[MaeziaSadorae]

I would...Cast thunderbolt!

[ShadowedLuck]

I would probably go "Aww. It's so awesome! I want one. X3" then I would run towards it and either meet my death or become it's new master.

Either way wins because I doubt anyone has had it said at their funeral that they were killed by a flying demon.

[emoboysandme]

I would hold up my Free Hugs sign then he would tell me his life story over a nice plate of cupcakes :]

[Mordredkaides]

I'd tear of my shirt and in 300 style scream and throw spears at him

[CalicoCat629]

I would first try to get the FREAK out of there and if he is STILL following me run to the kitchen,get a phew knives,and show my shuriken throwing skills to him(lol) and LET HIM DIE UNDER THE FEET OF A HUMAN!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!

[Maayachaan]

I would scream back at him and run at him with 2 big knives and try to chop him up *.*

[PromiseBethOnTheSky]

duck and role

[MyNameIsSkuesy]

I would kill it. KILL IT WITH FIRE. And Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast woud be playing in the background.

[black666TTT]

i would shit a brick and probably die

[samosman123]

Scream for Superman to save me!

[buffyXXangelus]

I would grab a cross, point it at him/her and sceam "THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU!" before twatting it in the face with a wooden stick which would hit it the eye and it would get really mad at me so i would poke the other one out. Then it would go home crying and i would get an angry phone call from its mother that evening saying how i would have to pay for the medical bills...

[hujiri]

I would scream back at it.. who knows, maybe it's scared of me more than I from it

[SakujoX3]

I'd probably say, "Dude, what the fuck."

I was most likely trippin' if I saw a demon.

[StephDrawings]

I would kill him :D

[OlleProduction]

I would just shit in my pants, and pass out ;D

[TheGymnasticsLover]

SHIT !!! O.O

[ciornianucristian]

I'd look at it bored , pull a shotgun with your maniac laugh and say "Alright .... okay ... Somebody's gonna be dying today" than shoot like a maniac shouting randomly "LE POOF" at each and every round shot at it ... hehehe :D

I'm a good boooy :3

[harvmiester1]

Depends, if the city was being destroyed and I was near a construction site, I'd grab a jagged, twisted and bent metal pole from one of the torn off scaffolds and scale the scaffolding, eventually I would be on the top and there would be a storm, then I'd LEAP onto the demon's back and ram the spike into his head.

Then, as it flies to the ground, I'd be standing on it's head in a surfing like position, doing bows as I hit the ground.

>:D

[lordravenscrag]

I would command him that this world is mine and mine alone. There is only room for one master daemon and I would vanquish him with my will alone.

[DrParmesan]

I would hire it in my collection aggency...a little insentive

[citronellore]

I'd politely ask the demon to stop scaring me.