CH Live: NYC - Jake and Amir

[HeliumTunes]

Haha u guys r the best

[Gamergirlsulaiman]

Amir's not wearing shoes LOL

[SuperBobo888]

i thought ariel was sarah and im like "omg amir."

[juniperjubilee]

181 people are named Vernessa...

[mpk1414]

y is amir such a fag?

[ZacEffron]

@mpk1414 OK Dude just Shut the fuck up. Youve been calling him a fag for more than a hundred videos on CollegeHumor and everyone loves him but you. So just GTFO. in behalf of the fans of Jake and Amir , YOU ARE THE FAG. y is u such a fag?

[mpk1414]

@ZacEffron ok, dont stereotype you illiterate retard, not EVERYONE likes him. i am also entitled to an opinion and nice grammar you tard

[ZacEffron]

@mpk1414 I respect your opinion on Amir but you dont have to fucking say it in every single Jake and Amir video. Everyone is getting pissed with you.

[mpk1414]

@ZacEffron does it look like i care?

[ZacEffron]

@mpk1414 thats what makes you the fag :)

[doododdly]

@mpk1414

Well he was #1 in a popularity contest

[mpk1414]

@doododdly oh boy, more poor opinions giving him a "#1" in a dumb popularity contest, im SO PROUD

[doododdly]

@mpk1414

Amir is awesome. He's one of the funniest, and most creative in CollegeHumor.

And the majority voted for Amir. So you're saying that everybody has a poor opinion besides you?

You are a faggot, and should get off Youtube.

[interventioncal50]

@mpk1414 you know he is acting

[DannMann7]

Who could dislike this? 

[FlyingDanger17]

hah its funny how all the comments are about the ads on the videos and not about the video.. you guys came to watch the ads?? lol

[qwertydm1]

why are all my ads about poptarts?....

[ThePhysGun]

Comments about ads? Oh yeah, I know an iPad, no ads for me.

[Dubdarel187]

@ThePhysGun

Oh hell no, no ads. Your just being tracked :P

[gh3man911]

Is anyone else sick of the mexican superhero ad?

[TerryCraig23]

If you use Firefox download the add-on: AdBlock Plus (just google it). And you won't have to worry about ANY commercials on YouTube EVER again :) You're welcome.

[thagrammarnazi]

@TerryCraig23 Finally got it the other day, rather than blocking ads it blocked videos with a specific type of ad, technology never works for me :(

[freakonnaisance]

is it just me or do you really really really want to use geico now too?

[asianmuffin9]

Lmao that girl got jealous

[xWaRrrioRx]

Tvs that just play TV are just TVs HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE

[urlogiciznotsound]

omg this was uploaded on my birthday! :)

[pinkjaguar12]

THAT LUCKY BITCH!

[hotcoco111]

I LOVE AMIR BLUMENFELD!!!!

[TheFloopBloop]

@hotcoco111 I. Will. Kill. For. Amir.

Stay away from my man candy.

[greatsalsa]

0:01

[DoraThePooh]

She doesn't look random, she looks like Sara's sister.

[wowthatspeng]

Pat's really good in this.

[kalacnat]

@wowthatspeng he's actually a great actor..go figure

[Kwazkneeack]

I you don't want to watch ads hit the refresh button

[Mugsi]

What's the live college humor skit where the wear chicken helmets or something and tell Sarah, "Move b*tch, get off the stage!"?

[superstar5565]

lol there faces at 1:25 amir like dramatic ariels looking at pat like um where is this going jakes looking like he knows this is going no where good and pats like um sure

[paranoid0control]

177 don't like improving...

[asianmatt2012]

Ugh, the intro is so fucking loud!

[GamerEm123]

Whose Line Is It Anyway game FTW

[Elementalguy30]

@WOWyogge SHUT DE F*CK UP!!! Jake and Amir are gods, like u can make a better comedy performance dip-shit

[LilMsLonelyStalker]

"I'm a lonely piece of sh*t"

"This is the closest I'll get to a party. Jake and Amir look like best friends"

"Pat, you reek of sh*t and why do you keep trying to make out with me? I'm your cousin, Vernessa."

[WOWyogge]

"stand up comedy" yet 100% scripted and unfunny

[badkiller2]

@WOWyogge What are you doing here then? Get Tha Fuck Out!.

[keepongoingstrong]

@WOWyogge shut up, stand up is scripted, did you mean improv? go fuck yourself

[Puttetier]

@WOWyogge DROP DEAD!

[asianmatt2012]

@WOWyogge

Stand up comedy is scripted you fucking asshole. Do you think every stand up comedian makes up all his jokes on the spot? God, you're an idiot.

[speedemon155]

i love amir, i bet in rl hes really cool

[polishpunk911]

lol the person who got rejected @ 1:16 didn't clap

[SamKentha]

I wanna name my first born Vernessa now....

[joedamasterninja]

does amir hate pat in real life?

[joedamasterninja]

I LOVE WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!!!!

[ajack978]

Why dose Amir hate Pat so much?

[StikiNixxProductions]

@ajack978 he thinks pat tries to steal jake

[gingerkid11111]

I do not care about stupid river monsters...

[jonasfavefan]

freakin vernessa

[LushisToxic]

awe, i feel bad for that girl that he asked first, she thought she was coming up, she doesnt clap anymore after :P

[Jessmo198]

AMIR LIKES WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY OMG YAAAY!!! :p

[Connorrules1]

@Jessmo198 who doesn't :D

[Jessmo198]

@Connorrules1 hey, good point ;)

[smileymileyfanemily]

haha no shoes :L

[Savaril]

"I'm a lonely piece of shit" - pat

[TheShozaya]

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[atmatheprophet]

HAHA go Amir!

[CaityBugg12]

not trying 2 be mean sorry

[mikelikesmusicc]

haha other girl thumbs down the girl on stage 1:15

[jules7890]

haha bernessa

[Hippiehater1683]

@jules7890 Vernessa

with a V

like in V-agina

[locuspoint]

lol I can only imagine how hilarious they would be live

[lalabunney]

i would do anything to be at one of these

[NyteRyd2r]

What's the episode where Amir starts off by just being mean to Pat?

[Mugsi]

You mean all of them?

[NyteRyd2r]

Actually, no, I mean the one. So, your witless attempt at trying to be witty, zaney and/or funny resulted in fail and shame.

Tsk.

[Mugsi]

Buzzkill

[NyteRyd2r]

Impossible when there never was a "buzz".

[Mugsi]

To be fair and honest though, all of this is your opinion.

[NyteRyd2r]

And the opinion of anyone that isn't 13 years old.

[Mugsi]

You shouldn't make hasty assumptions.

[Hitachi007]

lol, I love Pat XD

he gets picked on all the time

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

the stand up is AWESOME!!!

[Corndizzog14]

that jimmy neutron guy is f-word ing hilarious

[heytherebrah]

Jimmy Neutron?

Do you mean Pat Cassells, AKA the really hot guy?

Is so, then yes. Yes he is f-ing hilarious.

[faltat2]

haha improv cancer

[dimose14]

ROFL

"we need two random volunteers." *brings Pat up*

[jataylor29]

Collegehumor rocks! But the stand up is pretty lame..

[NyteRyd2r]

Not really, it's amazing.

[felixthemaster1]

omg!

i really love who's line is it anyway!

i watched every episode!

[LilShaggz850]

omg i cant stop laughing

[nisbahmumtaz909]

Its 2009....no shoes.

[dannycabes]

woops, accidentally gave 1 star, fuck.

[Moonmaster412]

fuck you geico

[mattdogg65]

hell yea fuck em

[Minisazzerella]

improv cancer. lmao

[Upthemeds]

I'm tired of all these ads by google it is always the the same one, and no I do not care about random people's minor scholastic achievements

[MasterBram23]

good one, had me going for three hours..,

[SGDerrek]

..just refresh the page and video will start.

[darahz]

if u have firefox just add addblock plus to your addons ;D

[AreaBasics]

@Upthemeds refresh and they go

[Skillz506]

@Upthemeds Press f5

[revi5555]

@Upthemeds How would they make money then?

[theninjaofhell]

@Upthemeds f5 to skip :D

[gaillem5]

@Upthemeds use f5 to skip ads

[guitaristsco]

@Upthemeds just press F5 and it refreshes the screen and it skips the commercial

[smallville4eva]

4:08 so cute (amirs face)

[talkin2u5000]

amir is such a cutie

[ohgrapes]

Improv cancer lmao!

[ThisBlazyBeoch91]

Vernessa! hahahha wtf!

[KakashiAerial]

yay for all the ariel's (aerial, arielle lol)

[Epichandshake]

Or Lakeland

[Epichandshake]

Jake and Amir should come to Tampa, Florida!!!

[rejector13]

i would love to be pats lame ass girlfriend!

[Fusion516]

Amir gets laid so much

[yoyoyozo]

hahahahaha! oh i wouldnt doubt it

[MarSuLe8]

cool?

[supadudeguy1010]

haha i know im weird

[seriousdrummer21]

Is Amir wearing socks?

[NewEraLifeStyle]

I'm hearing

"Jake and Amir host a chill ass part where pat and his lame ass girl try to crash him but me and jake dont let him-"

"Who even said that"

"I dont think anyone said that, it just happened"

[J0NNASE]

I think Varnessa is a real name, search google.

[nickfan3]

i nearly screamed when he said whose line i it anyway! lol i love that show

[macatnadd]

I know- me too!!!!

[DucksQuack123]

bahaha ,

pat : " im a lonely piece of shit . "

Lmao .xD

[kkb0830]

notice how andrea didnt clap when ariellle got picked. XD

[epileptickiwi]

Wow! Camera hog!

looooooooooooool Amir you're freakin' hilarious! xD

[rache1leigh]

I'd love to see them actually improv I bet they'd be hilarious

[cowsunleashed]

ಠ_ಠ !

[hiitsmcjosh]

ಠ_ಠ

[guitaristjames3]

hahaha amir is hilarious

[hbkshawnmichaels08]

camera hog lol

[jennifers897]

Amir Is The S***

He's So Funny

[Shrubbs]

Wish I was there, I have the greatest name ever

[masterman321]

what is it?

[Shrubbs]

Scheherazade

fo' real

[masterman321]

what I thought you were joking that's a ridiculous name. What's the story behind it.

[Shrubbs]

Have you heard that story "1001 Nights" (maybe Aladdin rings a bell). My parents actually chose it out of a hat with among a few others - and that's how I got my name. Seriously. But it's a Persian name, then again I am too, so it's not like it was totally out of the ordinary (not exactly crazy/random) but it's definitely a first!

[masterman321]

wait, you mean literally out of a hat. I mean thats a hit or miss situation. Your name could of been something so different from Scheherazade. It was a nice story and very helpful though.

[Shrubbs]

Yep, literally out of a hat

Glad you enjoyed it

;)

[TroopitedRyanT]

For The Wolf :D

[SafetyTARDIS]

Pat's Star Trek shirt FTW.

[BrotherDamascus]

For the wolf.

[CouldIBeYou]

"It seems like we would have heard them yelling that for a long time."

HAHA!

Love that line

[crazymurdav]

improv cancer

[TAABCviceprez]

its kind of a shame that amir plugged whose line AFTER it got cancelled

[JacktheJoker81]

that was the greatest show ever

[fangirl8392]

Amir is my hero. XD

[kbdVu]

you could tell that andrea girl was so pissed.

[darkreliant]

Yea, you could see her friend thumbing down the next girl.

[EMHcybertron]

major fan of whose line is it anyway, major props for amir for mentioning whoseline

[TheUmbrellaBoy]

aww poor pat, he's my fave.

[CollectiveFury]

Wow camera hog LAWLZ

[londoncalling853]

pat's wearing a star trek shirt. live long and prosper.

[tr4d3m4rk44]

They should have tried to find someone named Bradlin.

[whowantsamarble]

14 lamas

[RawrFunkyLlama8]

I would have loved to have been that girl on the stage with 3 of my favourite people in the world <3

[iloveestickers]

awhh! poor pat!

[idontseedeadpeople]

*insert random funny quote here*

[DIVENTNA]

*insert agreeing line following lol*

[ImbiberOfBrew]

*insert Pwnage* lol

[IceTrey77]

*inser my wiener into ur moms hoohoo*

[Skaark244]

Amir really doesnt like Pat. lol

[churro777]

eat my ass you fucking troll

what an asshole rick-roll'd!

[BEAvyjazz]

was this really live??

[nobodymm]

'there you have it Jake ____ Improv cancer"

these guys are so funny

[BringDaTube]

bet youd vote for palin

[xXTiggaBoBXx]

go amir ! :D

[shaman911]

He's got a chance!