Final Fantasy XIII HD playthrough pt216 (Orphan Final Form pt1)

[princeofpain1000]

your pussy is mine lol

[OracleOrthros]

Someone told me to watch your gameplay. You're fucking awful.

[3s7acad0]

so... vanille and fang got so depressed it brought their friends back to life? that's a whole new level of emo.

[ImBidz]

I know Phil trys to be funny but he needs to shut up during cutscences

[Bleachrebellion]

4:10 When dsp says "your pussy is mine" he sounds like mickey mouse

[Xyrgra]

You call this emotional? I call it comical. Let's just face it: the Japanese can't do emotional. Emotional needs an element of subtlety to it...and subtlety isn't the Japanese strong suit xD.

[SuaatanaTube]

@Xyrgra

Final Fantasy VI was super emotional along with VII and VIII, then they pretty much went to weirdness...Final Fantasy X was last traditional FF, with some emotion :P

[GrieverTheGF]

Why does everyone think that Vanille's accent is fake

[TheRatchet222]

and now time for the ffxiii recap brought to you by square enix

[MetalGearSolidFIN]

oh man i was laughing this whole video for your commentary :D maybe because i should have gone sleep 3 hours ago... this game is so fucing long!

[los95361]

Why does this form remind me of Small World from Disneyland?

[PrinceOF9Imagination]

"What are they talking about" LOL

[SergioSource]

for everyone: everyone settles down. Serah and Snow make a home, Serah becomes a teacher, Sazh becomes pilots rescue airships and hope goes to school. even though vanille and fang try to warn them through their thoughts not to help them and live on with their lives. lightning decides to find a way to turn them back. And so beggins FFxiii2

[vallendavix]

HEY DSP. All I said was that Dragon Age 2 abrupt ending was to make you buy Dragon Age 3. That’s all I said - nothing more - and you block me and call me an asshole on my wall just for saying that one sentence?

Its BIOWARE’s marketing – not mine!

I had no idea that you were so immature when things don’t go your way!

I used to be a fan and I was subscribed to all your channels – but no more.

Let me finish off by giving you the same words that you threw on my wall.

“Asshole! Get a life”.

[FoxyGamingHD]

@vallendavix

Aww...

[MrDelishioso]

Who'd be dumb enough to swallow that cock?

[Haruchan2010]

DSP you single or something bro? Always gotta ruin emotional moments with talk like a highschooler during several sections.

I ain't hating; just honestly curious.

[Soulzarath1]

Lawl. Not kidin this was so funny i almost shit myself. ROFL

[hashytaka]

 Wow...I'm glad i stopped playing when i got to the 2nd disk lol

[DeviltomGuardian4eve]

Fang: What do you want

Orphan: I want some WEED!

Fang: Well Sazh should have some-O yeah you turn him into a Cei'th!!

Orphan: *screams* Find then you die!!

[DeviltomGuardian4eve]

O YEAH BIRTHDAY TOMORROW YEAH!!!

sorry i just cant wait

[elavate7]

"I am baby face!" that was funny as hell!

[LLynx]

I absolutely like you so much for ripping all that "fancy voicework" and the "marvellous story" apart. Ffxiii is so crappy in so many ways. Its so kitsch, slimey and cheesy, i wonder the Cd doesnt slip out of the disk drive by itself -.- ...

[KillzoneV3]

yup, i sure do want cake :)

[MrLovingspain]

im tired of these innocent looking bosses..don't u think the same?

[passiverox]

this has to be one of the worst plots ive ever seen

[muntasir20]

everytime i hear vanilles voice i feel like banging my head anagint the wall till im deaf

[mewtwo1gb]

Either something was lost in translation OR The script writer is an amateur at setting up realistic character interactions. Damn it Square - WTF!!!

[28Crimes]

The dialogue in this is SOOOOOOOOOOO bad. It's all overly happy and cheerful. Ugh for fucks sake. The After Years was better than this shit.

[ChronosNAME0600]

i still hope your going to play ff13 versus. man that trailer is awesome

[ezracoomans]

orphan didnt want to get killed but he wanted to get freed by ragnarok so he had the power to summon the maker . . . thats what i think

[codroyalty]

If fang's ragnorok form gets crazy long hair and beast characteristics, is sazj's a super afro and beast characteristics?

[boneyard112]

7:27 poseing

[911ng214911]

i think they r talking about teamwork im not sure

[themasteriswatching]

Haha Phil's reaction to this is exactly my reaction to almost every Final Fantasy

"What the hell"

[Shigiri77]

Question what the FUCK happened to the Eidolins?

Plus who didn't want to see Fang bitch slap Vanille?

[monkofshades]

Phil is thinking 'what the hell' and thats exactly what everyone who doesn't have a clue what the hell just happened is thinking!

[Deaththekid980]

honestly, I love this game! I don't know why you guys don't get the story.

[bishopmoon]

@Deaththekid980 Orphan want's to commit suicide so, to stop him form making us kill him for him..... let's kill him? what?!?

[Deaththekid980]

@bishopmoon Yea, they kinda fucked up on that part. But everything else makes plenty sense. They should have made that sword thing a final boss and orphan destroyed with it when you beat him instead of fighting something that dies the second you stun it.

[Ultrazone91]

Shut up over Orphan's words!

[creaturaxxl]

:))) =)))

[frijolero1234567]

haha DSP commentary=EPIC FUCKEN FUNNY

[peteloaf12]

Phil=the BEST

[cynicaldragon]

hahah... you know when all the characters came back from being 'ceith', i was wondering what orphan was doing in the background during the long cheesy speeches... it just stopped moaning and started moaning again after the characters were done talking... prolly having a smoke break.

[MassiveSteel]

Dammit Hopes still alive

[BoomlalaMetrotab]

Why do people still trust Fang?

[jumagrue]

am i stupid or something? or did this plot make no damn sense? maybe im not getting it, someone explain this ish PLEASE!! (im actually mad right now about this)

[chobitsgnarlslover]

5:54 anone care to tell me what that fucking hand sign is, i see her do it in every cutscene she shows up in.....why, what is the symbol signify? thats the only thing i dont understand in the game, the rest of the strory is easy as hell to understand if youve watched all the scenes....but that symbol isnt....

[KooKookid520]

@chobitsgnarlslover This game is originally Japanese, it might mean something to them but not to us. It most likely does signify something. I haven't been able to "decipher" it wherever i look on the internet.

[MegaBudda123]

KINGOFHATE

[brentc1910]

Can I have a piece of cake too?

[jetnight88]

i love this game

[robert23456789]

@jetnight88

i dont really get what to love about this game that would make it worth playing though again

this game had zero emotion in it ok there was some at the end but by that far you just dont care no more

there was no towns in this game wher eyou bu stuff from no fun mini games noting at all

come on i had more fun playing FFX2 then this game

well done squre enix you made a fanil fantasy game worse then FFX2

that took some effort

[jetnight88]

@robert23456789

this game is better then ffx2 shut the fuck up

[robert23456789]

@jetnight88

yea right you didn't expect ffx2 to be good and would only play it due to you would of played the other ones so why not play this one

but this game took years to make and people thought it would be good but they went and fucked it up they should of trid harder with it

graphics look good combat good

[robert23456789]

@jetnight88

but the guys all suck and are unlikeable plus they didn't try very hard with the storyline like who plays a game to read a bio

and never did i think i would want to kill an final fantasy char so bad hope and vanilla pissed me off in every cut sean they were it this game cant tell a story to save its life everyone you have in your team is a emo or idiot

and at least you know rika and yuna and were annoying see fanboy how to look in to final fantasy games as you cant

[jetnight88]

way don't fang fight back

and vanille is my fav shes a sweet heart

u should not take the piss out of them u need to relate to the game

[sloppyjoes7]

This story makes no sense whatsoever.

I agree with Phil. The characters keep talking, but there's no way to know what they're talking about.

[DynamicCinema]

@sloppyjoes7 your an idiot the story makes perfect sense

[robert23456789]

@DynamicCinema

yea but why should we have to read those stuped bios to find out what going on next

what was worng with a 30 second cut sean to tell us what going on next

[subby33]

I agree with you Phil, the ending was dumb, made no sense, and this plot was weak. I loved the game's battle system and graphics but cant bring myself to do the post game stuff. Got other games to play.

[Pietro1906]

Fang kinda reminds me of Zack, similiar face n' hair.

[OZcomingFRoo]

I love phil . he is so funny

[keisuke303]

DUDE. PLEASE STOP TALKING. :| FOR LIFE. PLEASE. i hate idiots like you who think they know everything when really you're probably just a loser living in your moms basement and dropped out of college in your first year. LET PEOPLE WATCH. if you're going to keep butting in EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU.

[yeahsleeper25]

THey've all been emo through the game and she does'nt understand what he's saying yet he keeps torturing her WOW Square Enix

[gamespysucks]

lol what a fag way to talk over the movie you recorded and prob played 60 hours to see

atleast try to be funnier next time

[envagelium]

phil is so fucking tired and just want to skip the shit out of this game xD

[VantasFilms]

Baby-Faced bosses?? Bayonetta anyone??

[ericlim9]

FF 13 has such weird storyline. there are so many fal'cie yet only 2 wishes to destroy cocoon. and why is it that some fai'cie can talk while others can't? And why is it that Eden can't overide the power of barthandelus? is there a hierarchy in fal'cie?

[melculrapid]

@ericlim9 umm..yes..listen in the boss fight in chapter 9...

[donteffwitme]

2:28 Lol I thought he said cock instead of crock. And then I see Lightning walk up on the screen.

[FFlover14]

o no now there raping fang.....they werent satisfied with vanille so now they have to rape fang

[ballin648]

finally FINALLY FUCKING BULLSHIT ACTORS.......OVER =)

[Jettie12]

They should have killed off Snow the minute he says that heroes never die.

[HeadSHOT604]

lol

[littlelyn94]

"HOLD ON THEY JUST REUSED THE SAME 5 MIN. CUTSCENE. THATS JUST FUCKIN LAZY LLS"

that was my last comment... scratch that lol..i posted that like 30 secs. into the vid. i get it know lol

[LOLFLUSHDRAW]

hey... big demonic entity burning alive back here... if anyone wants to look...

[gotagatgat01]

Kratos would take that bitch down

[stonrplc]

@gotagatgat01 yah hed onehit it with the blade of olympus

[LittleChone215]

I can't believe the final boss of a FF game is a demon-god baby.

Dear christmas, Bayoneta had less obscurrity than this

[5deadspace]

what kind of retarded shit is this boss the fucking thing wants to die yet it fights back wow well done square enix

[5deadspace]

what kind of retarded boss is this shit it wants to die yet the fucking thing fights back wow well square enix

[Azureflame14]

@ 4:01

whats wrong with you?

[tafkatoo]

This is where you should have turned the PS3 off and never, ever finished it or uploaded the ending. That would have been a better DSP ending.

[richardgenox]

vanille= horrible voice acting

[jerbil666]

i wouldnt say bad voice acting most japanese games are like that but id say it was a too happy and anoyying voice lmao

[Haruchan2010]

@richardgenox : Haters Gonna Hate.

[UpWithHalo]

LOL, Hope's boomerang looks like a toy.

[randallabernathy8873]

@darinl79 is a fucking loser and the ignorance that this bitch just made is fucked up now someone block his stupid ass

[915ryan]

LIBRA holy shit

[onibakka]

you worship u need help...

[xSkillzxable]

i worship phil.not only is he the king of hate but also he is the god i repeat GOD OF VIDEOGAMES!!!!!!

[billtamer]

0:25 the evil half must have fuckin good peripheral vision, to be able to see what is happening on the battlefield.

and why did that vanille chick not get transformed?

2:10 so they couldnt do that super mega missile attack 4 hours ago? has to wait until they got fucked up?

[daydreamingfool]

i want to see a hateful truth on this soooooo much lol

[stormshadow227]

god all the chacters have no personlty hope is a bitch lighting is mean vanillna a monster of annoyonce fang no persontly snow obnoixus sazh is the only chacter with persontly

[KGhaleon]

Yeah, so FF13 is a first? lol

[misjif2341]

I can Imagine someone saying "Uuuuh, can we save this till after the boss?"

[KasaruKisuke]

Chocobo baby ftw 0.o LOL

[KasaruKisuke]

oh, and mu la flaga quote from gundam seed ftw

"we live to make the impossible possible" haha ._.

[thalunizz21]

LMAO

[chrisdarkprince1]

@Darini79 stfu all. U do is come each of Phil's vids talking smack sayin"we have no life" ur the 1 with no life bud who the fuck gets on YouTube every day bitching bout something . Just keep ur mouth shut faggit

[rustyburger]

Always remember your pussy is mine, and mine alone.

[negima123]

well that means he beat orphan with ease. SE is sometimes a bitch...

[InsideTheMirror]

Oh my god, the final video just got taken down for copyright. Or at least 217, Phils gunna be pissed.

[AngelicLegion]

what about 212? was that taken down too? or did it ever even come up? lol

[negima123]

it got stuck most probably and the credit and part of the final battle got blocked. thanks too leona lewis...

[Darinl79]

Probably relaxing, there isn't anything worth playing coming out till Splinter Cell.

[stormshadow227]

@Darinl79 fuck you

[stormshadow227]

@Darinl79 mass effect2 dlcs oh what your to poor to buy those go back to the fucking trash can where you live

[blarghblargh5]

@Darinl79 wow your just commenting on all his videos saying how crap this is, maybe u shud do something 2 keep yourself entertained

[InsideTheMirror]

Anyone know what Phils doing after this?

[stormshadow227]

@InsideTheMirror he is doing both mass effect 2 dlcs

[yesssir123456]

Thats fucked up, they make u think the game is over then SHAZAM, another boss. Come on SE. Hang in there Phil

[redman808]

@Darinl79 you got own by insomniaSoap..lol it just people opinion,and it not that serious. so stop cry like a little baby. nobody jealous of a loser like you,and who worship FFXlll. get the hell off this page,you crybaby.

[redman808]

@Darinl79 @Darinl79 you got own by insomniaSoap..lol it just people opinion,and it not that serious. so stop cry like a little baby. nobody jealous of a loser like you,and who worship FFXlll. get the hell off this page,you crybaby.

[stormshadow227]

@Darinl79 you know for a 28 year old you sure to TROLL alot

[Dragonice19]

You know after thinking about it, the way Fang is dressed, she reminds me of Rhinoa.

[Nerevar1990]

darinl79 comes on each of theese video bitching....just blockhis stupid ass

[cinavarette]

>:D

[xSRKLeg3ndx]

@darinl79 rofl your life must be shit

[cinavarette]

Lmfao @ darinl79

[Dubhgall13]

u mad bro?

[InsomniaSoap]

Shut up you whiny little bitch, you talk about people watching shit they don't like yet you fucking comment on every part of this playthrough getting asshurt over phil, and gushing your panties over this gay ass game. I bet you have a final fantasy 13 themed dildo you pluck your ass with to help yourself sleep. 79? like 30 years old and trolling, what a fucking loser

[lilsed3]

@InsomniaSoap lol you sound pretty asshurt

[jsh020]

@InsomniaSoap yah i like darksydephils vids but you just flat out (pardon my retardedness of l33t speak) you totaly pwned him

[Nilaikx]

@InsomniaSoap commenting on something you hate for ages and getting asshurt? is'nt that exactly what phil's doing? lol

[itachi00susanoo]

@Darinl79 LOL hahahahahahahahaha!

[hesknek5352]

Part 216 what the fuck man

[Ninety9Soulz]

BLOCK DARINL79 he is a troll, seriously

[iPMRMakaveli]

whoa, this game just doesn't end!

[silkyjohnson123]

Phil will you please black darinl79 he is a douchebag

[TheParadigm100]

WTF is the sense of a Doom meter if there no Gestalt meter.

[lolllllllllify]

@Darinl79 You fucking troll.

[cinavarette]

Omg how far r u from beating the game???

[Drakoth669]

lol i was so pissed when they throw another boss at you straight after such a long fight, but the turned out it was quite easy :)

[nongo]

weird s&m shit. plot makes no sense.