The Wigged Man

[kirby282]

This was SUPER good!!

[Darondify]

Triscuit can also be a triangle too

[LAWLoROFL]

what is the music called?

[danielleOlavario]

This is really, really AMAZING. Really.

[PiKalolz]

Whoa ... so sophisticated ... and intense ... in a classy way ... I LOVE IT!!

[LemonLimeGrl]

brilliant!!

[corpus26]

Fucking amazing editing mate!

[thingbot2]

Thumbs up if you think Wheezywaiter should play minecraft!

[SayonaraProduction]

whats the song called ? :D

[eatenedurpickle]

new quiet clone makes me want to hug him! hes so neglected!

[Taz0Gaming]

adverts!



[jadewatto]

Tick tock the arenas a clock.

[fab186]

Wow! Excellent work Wheezy!!!

[LazyCatLuvsTsushi]

Hey Wheezy, I was wondering what you look like without a beard.

[rubysunshine91]

I wonder how much Chyna likes sexy clone....

[LegendRSA]

Awe-freaking-some

[jackoe123]

Sexy clone reminds me of Jon Benjamin hahaha

[jollestudio1]

good music!

[spartanite67]

I FREAKING LOVE THIS!!!!!!!

[nintendoshadowninja]

this. is so. EPIC!!!

[baratbball]

whats the music?

[mordechaimordechai]

house my hare!

[whiteboyzcandance]

1:17

wow! I didn't even know that there was a wall there

[MultiDemo007]

The music?

[xKrow48x]

Dutch angles<3

[Colbs777]

WAIT, WHERE'S THE WHALE TANK?

[NayruDragon1]

I loved the ending so much! Just went through and faved them all. =D

[yamizeek]

he sure is a real downer sexyclone... he sure is...

[pocketmoney123]

SO MUCH FORESHADOW! very well written. I've watched the series three times now.

[MrwhiteSC2]

What's the music on the background?

[notamuggle11]

This was REALLY well-made and written, Craig. Bravo!

[IntegerStanley]

Ahhhhh, I see the foreshadowing now... nicely done.

[TheRealDoctorBonkus]

Oh...my...god that was awesome!

[ssbrwl]

"Much like me, he was a real downer."

[evrbeen2tx]

Did anyone else notice all the emphasis he put on the clock in this video?? I only realize after I had watched all the vids but now it's so obvious!!

[eks812]

craig with a wig is the Film Noir Clone. (something must have hapened involvng that time machine)

[edgelife7]

1:41, that's where the answer lies. It was there all along....

[06stephend]

@edgelife7 I don't understand your comment... D:

[oh9ah6]

AREN'T THE BEST LIES THE ONES THAT THE LIAR BELIEVES?!!

[imamadmad1]

tick tock, goes the clock, and what things shall we see?

[fauxman]

I loved this series!  I like the permanent clones.

[randomocityvideos]

Can't believe that Noir clone was actually Craig with a wig all along...great side story Wheezy

[huntertredway]

@randomocityvideos thank you for ruining it for me

[wheezywaiter]

@huntertredway he's actually incorrect.

[rabbitfootism]

@MultiDemo007 he has a cover over his whale tank...

[MultiDemo007]

1:19 WHERE THE FUCK HAS THE WHALE GONE :O

[sugarpeepsez]

PLease explain to me why the clones obey Craig? Also, they seem to congregate, socialize, and know they are destined to be eaten by alligators - so why don't they just leave and start their own lives? Why don't they gang up on Craig and feed him to the alligator?

[IntrovertedLuddite2]

This is intriguing.

[RavenHouseMystery]

Very cool. You did an excellent job recreating the film noir feel of a classic movie. The style is also very reminiscent of French New Wave of the 1950s (if you were going for that look as well). Anyway, excellent work all around.:-)

[Eclipse807]

Ah, I really enjoy film noir.

[ItsAnnoyingCharlie]

Anyone know the song?

[Neumie7]

judging by the buildings in your neighborhood and your apartment, i would guess you have permit parking, but the crowded street parking attests otherwise...im so confused and my curiosity is not sated

[ep74468]

beard noir?

[PestVic]

HES CRAIG WITH A WIG!!! OMG! haha

[ricky1oh1]

Very interesting

[92PillowPants]

Gaaah, need the music in this video!!!

Plz help? :cc

[happyNiNjA57]

This clone makes me think of Sly Cooper.

[JustLikeBeforeIsBack]

Your best video ever, Wheezy, love it! :)

[xboazx]

Just wanted to say I really appreciated this video and the tick tock video. Thank you.

[Zeridian]

great light



[WTFisJamieUp2]

which clone cleans the aligator pit?

[mjlynch712]

Anyone know the music?

[TheSweetDream]

you know, quiet clone used to be louder

[Starrehchan]

@TheSweetDream In hindsight, Noir Clone doesn't know Quiet Clone that well and he isn't that important to the story, so it kinda makes sense he'd exaggerate in the narrative...

[Juthree123]

arent u supposed to make a igloo?

[soulessXginger]

His monologues make me die with happiness.

[Dreadpirate404]

Hey, wheezy. The link on your newest video, Tick Tock, leads you here, stating that this is part one. But it's not. "Someone is missing" is part one. You should consider fixing that.

[dt7cz3gj]

I can't even handle how much I like this.

[Araknidguy]

AWESOME, Awesome, new vids!!!!

Accidentally watched the second one first but it dosen't matter both were great!!!!

[oolong2]

Say

"Where Craig With a Wig Was"

Three times fast.

[iluvcountrymusic17]

This reminds me a lot of an LA Noire cut scene.

[StuntmanKnut]

This is a must see!

[GregTehGoose]

Craig with a wig didn't do his smile, IMPOSSIBRU!

[drubasna]

That's really interesting, can't wait to see the next part ;)

[10GreenDay01]

WEEZY! YOU HAVE TO MAKE MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS!! :D THEY'RE AWESOME

[chrispandabear]

Ooooh I love this.

[mimjack]

after watching the second part you get while he goes 'tic toc' 'tic toc' at minute 4:00

I've watched this like 15 times already ...it's too great wheezy

[WhiteyRose]

unbelievably good

[Sofia20R]

Wow, this is actually pretty amazing :o

[Tyndle]

WHERE IS THE WHALE TANK

[mimjack]

@Tyndle he puts the invisible cover almost everyday

[ZandalariHero]

This is incredibly good

[adventerer]

=O SUCH AN AMAZING SERIES!!!!!

[Frukt5allad]

so freakin Gooood. continue doing this stuff if you want to ofc :)

[Eyoman1]

I like this noir style craig!

[forwardslashAWESOME]

i like finding clone... yes. thats what i'm going to call him

[Fredekob]

Epic video Craig :D!! really like the plot!

[Medafets]

Chinatown eat your heart out.

[nightbrad1]

Ohh there's the clock!

[SwampThing48]

We need a name for this guy. Which one will it be? Film Noir Clone? Peacoat Clone? Detective Clone? Sherlock Clone? Wheezy, we need a vote!

[beautifulbobo]

This is so cool. Thumbity thumby thumb thumb. That just sounds dirty. Sorry.

[Elodea28]

God forbid something happens to Film Noir Clone.

[BlackPsionic]

Best. Wheezy Waiter. Vid. Ever. Of all 2012.

[zyskowskip]

Nice detective music

[kevtarzan]

I tght it was super cool

[mayrin1112]

I think craig made storytelling narrator clone

[imcneish]

I just watch my first video of yours... I can see myself watching them all!

[tacoyum6]

@imcneish Welcome :)

[TheBonJovi100]

@imcneish It's a long dangerous road. There's over 600 videos, don't start at 11pm like I did.

[TehQuban]

Destiny clone?

[PolaroidNerd99]

ftl

[thefamouskaytay]

@PolaroidNerd99 FRENCH THE LLAMA

[BabyDahlia]

wheezy, when are you gonna post a new video!? @.@ my week days are miserable without youu!

[N0YoUuU]

Craig, you should run for king of the web next round!

king of web dot com

[thefamouskaytay]

@N0YoUuU he did once but he entered like a few days before the end date so he didn't stand much of a chance, plus the only place he promoted it on was his WheezyNews channel so all the BeardLovers didn't even hear of it, only the WheezyNewsers

[ScrabbleDiva]

I still can't believe I met Craig! HE'S FREAKIN' AMAZING! XD

[lukefunnyhead]

@wheezywaiter I don't like the new goal about the number of videos you do a week. It means you could do all your videos from Monday to Thursday, and then potentially not have to do another video for SIX DAYS and still get in all your videos and avoid punishments. This is silly.

Also, what would you have to do for a punishment anyway? A handstand?

Sorry for the moody comment I'm just a bit down because I'm worried sick about Craig with a wig. WAHHHH!! *wail* *wail* :,(

[tijmeeeh]

I want more wheezy video's!

[3197dan]

Craig please more videos! You are amazing

[Nickman32]

Directed by Frank Miller? Nah couldn't be this is actually good.

[yilva]

I like how you've done the film noir style!

[JoyPhilpp44]

intriguing...

[connerk1990]

I am predicting that your New Years resolution is going to go down hill pretty quickly here!

[ellogoodchum]

wheezy you really need to clean your computer screen that's gross.

[charlieglitter123]

O.o You can't do that! That's not fair, I wanna know what happens.... But still I like this style of video, they make me happeh. :)

[iix3shane]

that was....AMAZING!! <3

[DaRandomPerson]

Bring on the next one! :D

[dandobi]

Love it... More

[jgarza15770]

This is awesome!!!

[FSUnofficial]

That was pretty cool!

[Folle04]

loved it!

[Robbie107981159]

And so the saga of the birth of Craig with a wig begins....

[RiddleRavenness]

Oh jeez. Film Noir Craig better not go to the alligator pit I like him! This video was so cool!

[bakatonama1]

Brilliant!

[LoneWolfREV]

This is awesome, I love all the camera angles, I must have spent hours to make that. Fantastic! One of the best vid from you! :)

[L3TT3RFairy]

That was brilliant! Soo Sherlock Holmes <3 

[MrSmithDynamite]

is everyone wearing the iJustine wig?? :D :D

[rizwan1983]

Great show this!

[AnotherPostcard]

Such noir dialogue. I love it.

[ADoryble7]

I think that craig with a wig is actually going to be CRAIG....with a wig of course

[ytwallabang]

Dude, this is awesome

[TheMegaphone77]

that was brilliant and a half

[hopelesslyinsane]

Craig! Hat!

[Gabycms]

This video was so good I had to see it twice.

[RelytNroz]

Looking at the statistics, your viewers are guys between 13 and 24, and girls 13 to 17. Chyna needs to watch more of your videos. Get that viewership up.

[MigglesTheGidget]

WHEEEZY! You are soooo flippin awesome!

[dobermangrl]

this is ur best cinematic work by far

[theDwightness]

Wheezy, I want to go to your show. Now, how much are tickets? I can't figure it out! Give us a link! Please! Please! I really wanna go!

[Turtlyification]

One of the best...

[nunoyobiznis]

aaaaaaaaawwww hurry wheezy I can't wait for part 2 >=D

[TJ4kicks]

Willow!!!! *headdesk*



[SchoHobbes]

@TJ4kicks Not gonna lie, you just made my day...lol

[TJ4kicks]

@SchoHobbes Barca vs Real Madrid tomorrow at 4:00 we've already beaten you once this year. You'll probably win the league though no matter what happens. Great talking to you the other day. Can't wait till the next livestream. I know this sounds cheesy but it's sort of the highlight of my week. -Tyler May

[ImFakingSikSoHereiAm]

it finally snowed in chicago! make the igloo!

[playonsir]

I fucking love you Craig

[larrylandlord]

That was awesome

[MisterWellsey]

Plot hole! if sherlock clone was only made yesterday how did he know that humpday wednesdays had never bothered original Craig before?

[btz888]

@MisterWellsey because all clones know the personality traits of the orginal Craig... I mean they are HIM.

[wolfwoman2241]

so so great! ^_^ youre the best, wheezy!

[animatedpaintbrush]

This is SO awesome!! I can't wait for the next part :D

Great job, Craig!

[PostLibrary]

great, great video!

[PurpleKetchup42]

"Why am I talking to you? I need to get my drink on..."

Story of my life.

[MrAchu12]

"much like me he was a really downer" case closed

[smfarle]

Charlie sent me here :)

[MrAchu12]

mm i dont think know that a lot of the coment predict him being craig with a wig to turn that way he once said that craig with a wig had a family and everyone was killed or something like that ,he probably isnt craig with a wig but sherlock clones and craig with a wig is his twin brother

[brightblight]

@MrAchu12 did you watch todays video yet?

[scrabers13]

Dear Craig,

I just wanted to let you know that I've now made it my life goal to meet you.

Yes, my goals aren't very ambitious, but you are pretty much my hero.

Someday... someday it's going to happen.

Maybe at a Driftless Pony Club concert....

But I'm determined. Just so you know.

[Thebattlewalrus]

@scrabers13 I met him once and he was pretty cool!

[SoulReaperXll]

any1 know the name of the song ?

[ArtemusRex]

@SoulReaperXll on Wheezy's website he said he made that song with Garage Band on his Mac.

[purplefreak7410]

I had the weirdest(coolest) dream last night...I was lost and naked(obviously) and wheezy found me and took me to his place and gave me some pants and lunch...that's it :P

[ThatPenguinFarted]

burp

[TobyPenter]

We need more wheezy :P

[TheOneAndOnlyRaeRae]

EURICA



[browntree0217]

Best Wheezy Video Ever!

[R3taliate]

The issue with the common theory that he is Craig with a wig, is where he went in the first place.

(In someone is missing)

[coeus1990]

Max Payne clone?!

[KaylaLikes]

Love this mysterious piece...especially with a B&W backdrop!

[ship82]

Damn it. You take me to the edge if my seat and instead if finding out the conclusion i just fall off my seat instead!! Cant wait for the next video.

[ChickenzAfro]

I think I know where this is going....

[roxcon787]

I WANT MOAR!