Rasta Monkey App Review for iPod Touch and iPhone

[Pure5Productz]

ahh i want it for android xD

[ninja5286]

what do ya call a fucking sheep with a poo a bitch

[isq104]

i have a good joke but the promo is over.. :(

[xxsandrayxx]

wat is the difference between a mexican and a bench...................... the bech can support a familly

[playaJ12]

nope wrong, the real joke is:

What's the difference between a nigger and a bench? The bench can support a family.

[gansta195]

that fucking hilarious

[6G3rm4N9]

womens' rights

did i win?

[MikeCoyne33]

lmfaooooo

[chargersrule2468]

a farmer catches his daughter having sex with 3 guys. the farmer says go pick 1 fruit or vegatable from my land and bring it back to me. the first guys bring back grapes and the farmer says now shove it up your ass and he does. the next guy comes with a squash and the farmers says shove it up your ass or i will shoot u. So the second guy shoves it up his ass. then the farmer hears the other guys laughing and asked why are u laughing. and the guys say freds out there picking watermelons.

[orre1996]

!!!!

[bitchenkitchen15]

Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?

A: The first grade.

Q: Why are all black people fast?

A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: What do you call one black on the moon?

A: Problem

Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?

A: Problems

Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?

A: Problem solved

[rpitcher1]

Jesus Moses and a man go play golf. Jesus hits the ball and it lands in the water trap. he walks on the water and hits the ball and it gets in the hole. Moses hits the ball it falls in the water trap too so he spreads open the water and hits it ball into the hole. then the third man hits the ball an eagle grabs it and drops it in the hole and Jesus says "Nice shot DAD."

[LGXenon]

Why does Mario eat mushrooms? Because he's part of the italian mafia.

[LGXenon]

The lions are making history. 1 loss at a time.

[ablake96]

a couple of new jersey hunters are out in the woods. when 1 of them falls to the ground. he dosnt seem to b breathing,his eyes r rolled in the back of his head. the other guy whips out his cell phoneand calls the emergy services. he gasps to the operator: my friend is dead! what can i do?" the operator,in a calm soothing voice says"just take it easy i can help. First make sure the guy is dead. there is a silence, then a shot is heard.

the guys voice comes back on the line. he says o.k,now what?

[dwban11]

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.

The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"

"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

[MagicXXMadness]

A pirate' pirate ship's steering wheel fell into the pirates pants. What did he say?

ARRRGGG!! Is driving me NUTS! :P :) :|

[MagicXXMadness]

Whats brown and sticky?!?

Duh... a stick :P

[dadasdadsasda]

A plane crashes between the South and North korean border, where should they bury the survivors?

You don't bury survivors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShortHomie93]

ur gay

[robinson489]

My joke

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

[sutton132345]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he felt like it

[metalgearsolid200678]

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stomp out burning ducks.

[koreanxfan]

Your mama is so fat she stomped on a rainbow and made skittles. That's a joke, right? :0 it made me laugh.

[dhstandard22]

Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?

A. None, it should be open by the time she gives it to you

[andresvaldovinos]

theres 2 prostitutes walking down the street

one prostitutes ses girl i have a feeling were going to make some money today the other prostitute ses why do you think that because i smell the dick in the air and and the other girl said girl i just burped

[RohuuOfClubPenguin]

Joke..

a Man asks "do you serve chicken?"

the waitress says "Mr, We Serve Anyone"

[triztech]

A joke huh?....

A Man finds a magic lamp so he rubs it and a genie pops out saying he can grant 3 wishes provided that his mother in law gets twice the amount of the wish he got.

So the man thinks for a while then says:

ok, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.

=)

[Epicipods]

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?

A. Where you left it.

[ali34140]

Thanks

[iskatebaker123]

1st comment. Well, i have a question. Why would we want the promo code if we can get it free in installous?

[jchang911]

cuz if u get it free on installous, you wouldn't get the updates asap. so you could just enter it just to get the "legal" version haha

better than nothing i guess