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  • The guy on the left looks like drake...

  • Did you make this song for a picture(s)? Because i would too!

  • Not sure if ignorant Christian....

    Or sarcastic atheist...

  • @xXB4nditoXx Sarcastic Atheist.

  • @xXB4nditoXx Seriously? They say at the end that he got herpies from God and it's because God has fucked a lot of people. Granted Christians might say that, but guessing they probably wouldnt want a recording of it.

  • Great job, guys. She deserves just such a song that pumps her up, and spreads the ZOMGitsCriss persona. Thanx big time!!

  • that herpes. the gift that last forever.

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  • does tht guy look lyk DRAKE?

  • Aww, God gave you herpes?! I'm sorry to hear, I got f**ked by him too...

  • That was just....weird...

    

  • You guyyyys I don't think that's how you pronounce ZOMGitscriss.

  • what in the world im christian and would not do this, such a shame....... what happened to no judging? :( i highly dislike these people...

  • @jessicalazar123:

    It is satire!!! Have a look at their other videos and songs. These guys are hilarous. :D

  • Brilliant parody of those silly fundies.

  • I find them very funny! And that they great singers!

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  • Christ's perverts stand before you.

  • I seriously don't know if this is satire or not right now.

  • @ThisHaloFan it is

  • @ThisHaloFan bwahaha yea I had the same reaction at the beginning of the video. And then i saw the end.

  • Pathetic and sad, 2 grown men p begging without shame. look at your selves.

  • WHICH ONE IS MARRYING HER AAARGH

  • :)

  • go read the holly fucking bible koran or any other bullshit books that were made for inocent puppy losers like you...

  • I bet that lip of yours has been punched by somebody that couldn't take your bullshit

  • why isnt it a shocker that they're still virgins?

  • Guys! Not everyone is Christian! Deal with it!

  • @MCKitty321 Everyone is Christian. You are dumb and naive toy think otherwise. Peace be with you.

  • @xTurbojugend I know tons of people that aren't christian! Im not, a few people at my school aren't, and I know tons of youtubers that are atheist

  • @MCKitty321 Oh, quiet down. You Are a Christian. There is no such thing as any other religion or Atheism. Silly, silly child. So cute.

  • @xTurbojugend Excuse me? You said yourself that Criss is an Athiest! Ha!. Besides, you obviously don't understand that most people don't even know Christianity exists! My point is, not EVERYONE is Christian, and you guys need to grow up and learn that. Geez...

  • @MCKitty321 No, no. Excuse ME. Nowhere in our little chat have I said ANYONE was an Atheist. In fact, the only time I used the word "Atheist," is when i said that there is no such thing as Atheism or religion. You need to learn to read, son. And yes, EVERYONE is Christian. Enough of your fairy tales about a world with no god.

  • @xTurbojugend ... Excuse me? SON!?! I am one, a girl ,and 2, give me 3 reasons god MUST be real.

  • @MCKitty321 I only need one reason; The Holy Bible.

  • @xTurbojugend give me 3 reasons. Period. I have 3 for mine. 1, If he created everything, then what created him? 2, If he only created Earth and the Big Bang didn't happen, then what created everything other than Earth? 3, There is no proof of things like Noahs Ark happening. It's impossible.

  • @MCKitty321 My only reasons are the father, the son and the holy spirit. Period. U mad, bro?

  • @xTurbojugend I mean real reasons. That's just 4 words. One sentence about each.

  • @MCKitty321 You've gotten boring. Still pretty funny that u mad.

  • @xTurbojugend Forget you. Staying Athiest. Christianity is just an excuse for things we don't under stand. Now goodbye, going on with my life.

  • @xTurbojugend LOL, someone doesn't own a dictionary. Go look up the word atheist when you have some free time. Atheism is the lack of belief in a god. Just like you don't believe in Zeus or Thor, we don't believe in Yahweh or Jehovah.

  • @Nerd042 Mind your own beeswax, if you're going to get involved, read the whole conversation. I'll be praying for you.

  • @xTurbojugend You pray for me, I'll think for you.

  • @Nerd042 Who needs a brain when I can just ask god for a solution to my problems?

  • ....does the guy on the right have like herpes or something?

  • You seem to be coming very close to worshiping a false idol lol

  • I MISS SCRATCH AND BURN!!!

  • This is satire, right? Please tell me it is.

  • @DjCaprious I'm sorry to disappoint you. They're really morons.

  • @datiswatikjezeg It's satire dude. They're not serious.

  • @Drgamedood Ha....he called em' "morons". I had a feeling it was satire. But...they're convincing as hell.

  • @datiswatikjezeg Wow. I'm not sure....how to respond to this. 

  • Christians have herpes too?

  • @shabido1 he got that herpes from all the christian side hugging

  • the hell is that on the left guys mouth

  • Ok seriously people, when he says "god has fucked a lot of people" do you seriously think that they're christians?

  • I love all the people that missed the obvious satire here. Of course their attraction to Criss isn't sarcasm at all but the rest is.

  • I love how u guys keep laughing after u finished the song XD. I couldnt stop laughing

  • lol the height of christian intelligence .

  • trollface.jpeg

  • Is this a joke?

  • @FreekinEkin2

    No it's not the christian sidehug 2 video isn't a joke either especially the gay sex part.

  • my god this is fucking stupid.

  • Really all Christians have low IQ? Or is it all Americans? Or maybe when they're both..

  • @datiswatikjezeg i was just thinkin the same thing....

  • @datiswatikjezeg Only when they're both.

    

  • @datiswatikjezeg Clearly you Dutch don’t understand sarcasm.

  • @MrDolemike1977 Oh I get it. But it doesn't change the fact that you brainwashed Americans have low IQ's. Keep chasing ghosts idiot..

  • @datiswatikjezeg Ghosts are real. In fact, right now I'm on the trail of the ghost of Europe's balls. It seems that the Muslims cut them off some time ago yet every now and then they try to make a faint appearance. Kind of like an echo from the past. Spooky!!!!!!!!! P.S. I have the pics of Joran Van Der Sloot getting ass raped by those little Mexicans in prison. Want me to send them to you?

  • @MrDolemike1977 That's probably why Europe's towers are still standing. Very wise of you! Why would I care about Joran van der Sloot? You Americans can't even spell the name right. Let him get raped if he wants to, at least he doesn't believe in ghost stories anymore like some little kids still do.

  • @datiswatikjezeg Yes, Europe towers over America. Are you kidding me? You guys are even more economically fucked than we are! And as far as the ghost stories and Joran go, at least my asshole is intact. Can you say the same? Now run along. I hear your Muslims masters calling you for some afternoon butt love.

  • @MrDolemike1977 Enough prove of my American IQ theory. You're doing me a great favor! We are more economically fucked than America? That's why the Euro is more worth than the Dollar right? And what is your fascination with men's assholes? Are you telling me Americans are a bunch of homosexuals too? I think you have more issues with muslims than I have, where I live you will find only Frisians ans Saxons, no muslim anywhere. Did I mention allready about your IQ?

  • @datiswatikjezeg EU is doing better than the USA? Well, technically both countries are pretty screwed. But have you read the papers recently? Have you turned on the news lately? Haven't you heard about what's going on in Greece, Italy, Spain & Portugal? And you criticize the Americans lack of intelligence? Are Euros really as retarded as you? Now as far as the Gay thing goes, I think the Netherlands is far more sick and depraved than America could ever hope to be. Soon U will have Sharia!!!!!

  • @MrDolemike1977:

    Haha, the Netherlands? Really? Seriously? XD The Netherlands have a 8-times (!!!) lower teen pregnacy rate than the USA! Lower homicide, rape, abortion, divorce, drug abuse and STD infection rates. The USA are far more sick and depraved than the Netherlands (or the rest of Western and Northern Europe for that matter) could ever hope to be. Soon you will have.. er, corrention, you already have social darwinism and theocracies in some states. ^_^

  • @MrDolemike1977:

    And for some weiiiird reason all those countries far less depraved and sick than the USA are pretty atheist, allow gay marriage, show all kinds of nudity and sex on tv, have mandatory sex ed in school and laugh about creationists. So weird how that leads to better economy (than in the US and in those fucked up conservative EU countries ^_^), education, healthcare, freedom of speech and civil rights and a healthier society.

  • @datiswatikjezeg Sometimes the only consolation I have is the EU will fall before the US does. Oh well, hahahhaha! Don’t worry, Islam will be there to step in and fill the void. Practice your Arabic and learn your Sharia.

  • @MrDolemike1977 I live in The Cold Countries in North Europe. Why would I care about the South. I'll never go there? Do you care about what is happening in Mexico? I don't think so. You're right The Netherlands are very sick. They do not brainwash you to believe in a god and teach evolution. And I am not the one with a fascination for gays and islam. It appears these subjects bother you more than me? Go worship your capitalist masters and hope your 'democracy' doesn't fall before ours!

  • @datiswatikjezeg You practice Capitalism too. How else do you think you became prosperous? Now, maybe if you didn’t try to overly Socialize/Communize your societies with your Neo Marxist economic policies you wouldn’t be where you’re at now. I know what you’re thinking, but the Crisis of 08 was brought on by gov overregulation partnered with a select few greedy corp heads. The gov fucked it up and the gov stepped in to fix things, only they've made them worse. But hey, we need to be more like U

  • @MrDolemike1977 Well, too fucking bad. Since The Netherlands isn't gonna pay more money too them, it isnt my problem any more. But you are right, they don't push religion in America.. That's why it saids 'in god we trust' on the dollar and sing about it in your national anthem. America is just as the middle eastern country's except it worships a different god. And yes, we don't confront islam, that's so since America won't grant permission to Geert Wilders to do something about it.

  • @datiswatikjez "The Netherlands isn't gonna pay more money too them" That's the first reasonable thing you've written so far. Why should you? Is America religious? Very! Is there a state religion? No. We are free to put any damn thing we like on our money, in our anthems, etc. And what's worse in your opinion, traditional European Christian culture or Islam? You despise one but can't stand up to the other. At least Geert has some balls, unlike the rest of your EU governments.

  • And since all western goverments are lapdogs of uncle sam, we got nothing to say about it. I don't practise any kind of capitalism. That's why we are in this mess to begin with. Because my goverment DOES. And some are NOT greedy bastards, the rest of them are. I wish you were more like me, so you could instead of chasing and worshipping things that only exist in your imagination, you could for once see things as they are. At the same time you could get a REAL job! Wouldn't that be great?

  • @datiswatikjezeg

    Cont: Obligations to for things like public housing, education, healthcare, gov employees, gov employees skyrocketing pensions, welfare & every other social benefit you can imagine. Yes, things like housing bubbles and war debt do make a significant impact on the deficit, but it’s not as much as the aforementioned. Iraq is 1 trillion of a 14 trillion current US debt. The EU currently has a debt of 16 trillion. This is what happens when you run your economies according Karl Marx

  • So it seems that in trying to be more like Europe we in the US have screwed ourselves too. And I thought that Europeans were supposed to be the most cultured and most brilliant people on Darwin's earth? But don't have a bad heart about it little Pean. In a few years you and I will both be immigrating to China or India for a job. Look at who's suffering economically at the moment and who is booming. Then ask yourself why that is? What economic model are they following?

  • @datiswatikjezeg You'll fall first, because unlike our neighbors to the South we're not part of an economic union nor do we have a shared currency. See, that makes you tied to the Mediterranean Countries. But that's bad for American too. If your markets suffer our markets suffer. There is no state religion in the USA and people are free to believe what they want. Religion isn't taught in schools. R U going to argue that the USA has made no advancements in Science? At least we confront Islam.

  • @datiswatikjezeg You don't practice any kind of Capitalism? OK, I'll assume that you don't manufacture and sell things, but do you purchase goods? Do you buy clothing, food, services? Do you go out to the bar for a drink or ever go to the movies? If any of this applies to you then YES, YOU are participating in Capitalism! As far as your suggestion that Capitalism is responsible for this mess, No. Both the US and EU have accumulated trillions worth in debt obligations –

  • @datiswatikjezeg WHICH IS WHY I DECIDED TO MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY!!!! :D jk

  • @datiswatikjezeg Lol you know that people with great EQ are the ones with a better success in life then in IQ because people with so much of an IQ end being overwhelmed where as people with EQ know how to handle any situation given what I am saying is that it is not always about IQ. EQ is VERY IMPORTANT as well

  • @datiswatikjezeg having a name like datiswatikjezeg isn't helping your argument here buddy

  • @astralman77 assess an argument on its merits not on who is delivering it

  • @pacifiedfools no shit. but if a guy named dookenshmirtz was giving it, it would NOT help his credibility. you chode

  • @astralman77 You contradict yourself. You can't simultaneously agree with me and think that a person's name does or does not give credibility

  • @pacifiedfools ok ok. let me start completely over so you don't get confused. The name "datiswatikjezeg" is a retarded fucking username in my opinion. How is that? Did I contradict myself then? you are not very good at trolling.

  • @astralman77 I am not a troll. I merely point out inconsistencies in what people say.

  • @pacifiedfools sure you are. you're taking a comment, inserting your own implication when what it says clearly doesn't convey that idea, all to try to start a comment war. thats the definition of a troll.

  • @astralman77 In your first and second comments you stated that a person's username doesn't help his argument because his username is "retarded". I recommended you to look at an argument on its merits without having bias towards or against the person delivering it. You then agreed with me, but you proceeded to say that nonetheless the ridiculous username decreased the person's credibility. Do you see the inconsistency there?That's all im trying to point out

  • @pacifiedfools I said in my first comment that apparently incited your literary criticism, that name isn't helping his argument. what part of that needs to be proven. Its MY opinion that its a dumb name. I DO NOT need to prove that. and im getting sick of arguing over nothing. you can have the last word if you want im done with this.

  • No lie, this reminds me of a Bone Thugs-n-Harmony song lol.

  • It's hard to tell whether or not this is satire.

  • Lol

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  • LOL. 

  • Yes, they're satirical. They are atheists. Was that that difficult to figure out?!

    Very funny guys! Love it

  • god made the mofo suck his dick cuz he was such a dum fuck.

  • lol wtf is this

  • What a joke.

  • Oh, Lawdy, praise ye to Gawd!

  • Amen!!

    

  • Pretty funny.

  • lol pretty funny, no one seems to get it's fake.. retards

  • ITS A JOKE PEOPLE WATCH THE WHOLE THING FFS

  • Has noone watched the entire video? I mean I started to be suspicous the moment you talked about letting her take you virginity. And then the coldsore. I love it! It is brilliant!

  • The Retard Crew. wow pretty lame...

  • stupity is contagious, drugs r bad mmmk

  • Christians are such idiots, why do they feel the need to change and save everyone. I have an idea, leave everyone alone, especially alter boys.

  • she's married. fail.

  • Awww, stop! The boys are cute, they love Criss, and if they're christians, heaven just got cool.

  • Trolololol

  • Hope is the song of the desperate.

  • I think retard crew is a great name for you two! How did you ever come up with it...

  • I really do hope all you ungodless bigots turn your life around and accept your true lord and Saviour reality.

  • @reeceboy1000 IM pretty sure Abraham lincoln, Ben Franklin, Albert Einstein, Richard Dawkins, Bill and Melinda Gates, and Warren Buffett did/are doing fine without god, If they can thrive without god i think we can to.

  • @koala1209 i meant ungodless as in not godless.

  • Lovin' the trollage!

  • are you guys satirical? cuz i cant tell

  • Stopid christian virgins... a shame to humanity..

  • If she converted, my goodness, that would be a waste of a beautiful intelligent woman.

  • Lol, I really wouldnt want to hear her rebuttle if I were you. I get the feeling she would light your asses up.

  • @s5b678 Yeah, I bet she'd do something REALLY mean like giving them another shout out in one of her videos or worse... featuring them on her channel again :O

  • Are you guys actually Christian or strong Christian

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  • @LIAMDABESTABLE They're neither.

  • @PatitoHAHH I know that there athiest and i cant remeber saying that.

  • @LIAMDABESTABLE it's cool man.

  • Finally, been looking all over YT to find these guys :D

  • See? christianity is a scary mind-wash-thingy!

  • christianity is so stopid, i cant understand how people can believe that shit... the lyrics to this song are pretty weird and retarded, but i gotta admit, the music itself is really catchy. BTW, to believe in something as far out as religion, you either have to be really desperate for help or very close-minded.

  • @MagMag96 M8 look up the girl from the vid on YT and you will understand these guys and this song ;)

  • @TTFLS i have seen a lot of her vids and she is really awesome, and fucking smart, compared to these idiots.

  • @MagMag96 Right? I fucking love her vids and she's so funny too! I rarely meet someone who is able to think like this so I was very glad to meet someone once again, who thinks like my people do :D Nice to meet u m8, have fun!

  • @TTFLS haha :D So you dont meet a lot of atheist/evolutionists, huh? haha, i am surrounded by them here where i'm from :P It's not that much religion here, but i like pwning religius people on the internet, cus they are so high :P

  • @MagMag96 Hahaha, yeah I am surrounded with them too.. Am from the Netherlands :D and you? But the way she smites religion, its like she exactly says what I always say or just think most of the time.. Its nice to meet people who are atheist but actually understand more so why religion is fucking retarded, besides the obvious facts..

  • @TTFLS haha:D well, i'm from Norway ;) im glad there is almost no religion here where i live. In my class, there is one muslim and the rest are agnostic or atheists :P i really dont like religion becouse it stops people from thinking free and finding out what really happend instead of just blame it on god :P

  • @MagMag96 Yeah me too! Its only a few countries, like norway, england, denmark, netherlands and a few others who will spread atheism around the globe :D Also funny that we are some of the most humane societies with the most prosperity.. Coincidence? I think not ^^ I find its also funny how my country looks so much like the Scandinavian ones, both in language, customs and looks, but actually is not considered a Scandinavian country, should really look into European history :D

  • @TTFLS I love being able to understand how the universe and all life really came into existanse, unlike creationists who waists their life praying to someone who isn't there :P

  • @MagMag96 I know right! Its such a relief to find some real answers in that big sea of questions now and then.. The one thing that keeps fucking bugging me is the fact that a discussion between an atheist or humanist vs a religious person is almost always a discussion between someone who is more intelligent then to other.. Which of course is always the religious person.. But because they are so intellectual inferior, they just can't see that consistent line.. Frustrates me though!

  • @MagMag96 For instance, 'The God Delusion' from Dawkin's got a lot of criticism because it wouldn't contain enough science.. Both from atheists as well as religious people.. Like people consider science to be the next religion or something -_- But Dawkin's knows that its not science(all though the sources he presented where freaking amazing btw) but logic that will be the downfall of religion.. But not everyone thinks on that level and Criss does, that's what I think is pretty unique :D

  • Wow... this sure did the trick.... no way I'm getting within 50 yards of a Christian, especially one with herpes all over his face. Please guys, you really should record a number with Kent Hovind whilst he's still in prison.... Jailhouse Pox?

    Seriously though... the punch line about God fucking lots of people gives me visions of Ted Haggard choking on cocks and crystal meth. Keep up the good work.

  • Awesome guys. Thanks for the laughs...

  • No arguments why someone should be saved in first place and the gayest Christians since Ted Haggard, lame!

  • @openskynow It's good to be gay.

  • @sptfgpn

    I never said it is bad to be gay.

    They can be as gay as they want to be i just pointed out the irony.

    Peace!

  • @openskynow Thank you for clarifying.

  • you're so immature

  • i could have guessed that you guys were virgins ;)

  • OMG, I know this must be a spoof, but it's still creepy...

  • GAH! Auto correct! I meant mouth!

  • What is that thing in the second guys nuthatch?

  • Oh shit, the outtakes had me laughing the hardest I ever had over a vid on youtube before. Thanks guys! U made my night *air slap!*

  • That's a nasty coldsore on that dude on the right

  • @Theretarcrew I think it's really unfair that you're not answering GoddessOfYou's honest question. She really wants to know truthfully the motivations behind your song, since she seems completely unable to do any research, and referrence any of your other work, read any comments left anywhere, or generally think for herself. Seriously, you should, like, answer her and stuff.

  • God this is awesome :D

  • Keep up the great work, fellas, Jakson, way to get outta Iowa!

  • So um...did you guys actually make this up? Cuz I heard this exact song on one of her videos...or is it by someone else with some other title? Please reply. Thanks.

  • @GoddessOfYou27 in fact we did write and record this song. The heathen known as ZOMGitscriss must have illegally downloaded the MP3 and used it to mock us... She will be punished by the lord

  • @Theretarcrew Oh okay, I guess she did. You both are hilarious with your bloopers. XD But are you actually Christians or maybe Atheists just like, mocking the religion? Since what you said at the end was actually beyond rude...I'm just getting mixed signals from you guys about the actual religion. Would you be able to answer seriously? Without any sarcasm whatsoever? I'd really like to know the truth...thanks.

  • @Theretarcrew You guys are really full of shit and your song is fucking lame.

  • @Theretarcrew i think she uses it as an intro, and that she likes it...