Use 'Beer Tongs' brand beer tongs....

[KlockworkEX260]

"However keeping a dead body in the fridge leaves less room for beer"

smartest thing i've heard all day:D

[MastersofHumility]

Thank goodness no one who makes a non-shitty beer supports crazy right-wing causes.

Out of all the beers Snowman and Bandit risked their freedom for, why'd they choose Coors.

[EmilooTheSkater]

Where can I purchase these beer tongs?

[montygamer]

Cheers Dead Person!

[NaruZap]

rub icy hot onto your hands, and drink the beer before the hot sets in lol

[HlokGol]

LMFAO

[matthewdoodledog]

Bugger! You've been rated 5 WARM HANDS!

[KillerStrangelette]

Mark, your wife must be almost as crazy as mine.

...and a pretty good sport for puttin up with a totally insane bastard like you.

ummm oh yeah, keep up the good insane bastard shite.

[dude018219293]

Cheers dead person

[rjport]

the dead body was his wife i believe...lol

[smblue45]

That was hilarious..I loved it... a lil gross about the dead body hands ...very funny and original!

[burgandyblood]

Hahaha!

[yesjaide]

I can't believe Mrs Mark let you DUCT TAPE her hand! Did you take advantage of that with a little off camera action too? (insert most hated smiley emoticon here,and several thousand exclamation points) Love you!

Jaide

[starmist1]

I knew you'd drop the beer!

[badassbooster]

I buy Coors because they donate to Right-Wing causes, you bald Homosexual

[KillerStrangelette]

Coors... from the land of 1100 spring terriers.

No matter how many times you run it through the dog, it still tastes like Coors.

[KaneCyber]

POWER TO THE LEFT!!!!lol

[phuqet]

W-A-N-K-E-R not bugger

[SpiritMedium]

If there is anything I learned at age 3 it's

"DON'T SPILL THE EFFING BEER!"

[DymentriX]

LMAO!

[forsakentear]

haha thats sweet

[Zanyi]

lol, "cheers dead person"

[Juggalok00kie]

lmao i thought it was funny,nathanmckamey, get over the cuts...

[Nasrotag]

I dont think a corpse has the shelf life as long as your beer. I like the beer tongs concept though.

[mikerama1993]

wow my dad would love this

[alfalf11]

only funny part was wen he dropped the beer lol

[littlemissmollymoo]

wow! was that so called 'dead person' your wife? oh my god i love your accent!

[Certainrod]

haha funny guy

[Athenasraven]

That was fun, lol.

[Xeiphyer]

funny hahah dead person :P XD!!

[antiquedealer]

thank fuck i moved from scotland their is some seriously weird people up their lets hope this weirdo never gets a slot on prime time tv

[theamazingrapist]

good as HAH. 'cheers dead person'

[luski71]

this guy is comedian? TRASH HIM AWAY!!:(

[burteriksson]

You're a bald homo ─ nothing more, nothing less.

[beautifulpassion]

And you want him, don't you?

[redkev1901]

no i want your ma,ask her to open the curtains a bit

[beautifulpassion]

Bah, I understand how you could want her- my mom being super hot and all-but she's got better taste in the male sex then you. She likes men, after all, not boys.

[redkev1901]

me to

[burteriksson]

maybe... ;)

[beautifulpassion]

Oh, low blow. *g*

[darkxuxa]

this guy really isnt that funny....

[Bloodlustjr]

this guy is funny haha, warm hands lool

[Nanabobo]

You have the creepiest laugh ever.

[Valshy]

fucking GENIUS.

[redkev1901]

thats his mum ,he just fucked her

[beautifulpassion]

That would make her your mum too, then wouldn't it?

[2oo6Whit2oo6]

Get a life

[Serebros]

lol this guy is so gay

[Serebros]

damn this guy is a fucken gay lol

[TheGreatFoldini]

THAT'S FUCKIN' AWESOME

[MidknightAngel]

who cares if the beer goes in cold ? in all comes out warm in the end...

[Tizay0258]

With Internet Tongs! I Don't Need To Worry About Stupid Dicks Like You Making Weird Videos.. Internet Tongs!!

[FreshKesh]

i find that you only need to keep the dead persons arm in the fridge.

[jboldery]

HahaHA! I was logging in to say that, but how about we cut it at the wrist and shell out the core for a nice ergonomic handle on which to leisurely grasp?

[FreshKesh]

I like your thinking. Together we could make a good team.

[jboldery]

The Dynamic Duo would have to be conscious of their environmental responsibilities. Recycle!

Make a show horn out of the shin,

a lampshade of durable skin,

we could use a couple of hands,

to complete one hell of a plant stand,

ash tray carved in the navels

and rib cages into coffee tables

[FreshKesh]

then again, we could just have brandy, which is meant to be warmed up by your hand.

[jboldery]

It would be easier.

[weijiex]

Whats WORM HANDS?

[d2clannet]

who needs beer tongs I could drink that in 34 secs

[snowmame]

can u say GAY!?!

[Nipponophile]

I enjoyed that.

[vtpguitarist]

terrible as usual

[jmarcoj1]

lmao

[wouldntulike2no]

Who was that laughing in the background at the end?

[extrano16]

Probably the dead person.

[wouldntulike2no]

lol

[DarSax]

...bugger

:D Excellent

[jaytees3oxybabe]

this is funny as hell...cant wait to see more...clever, funny, and the accent ROX!

[deryk703]

LOLOL

[DrugsRfun]

' Cheers, dead person ' Great line, that.

[ragex99]

ill take 5 dead ppl plz 'snicker'

[gcorcaigh]

you need to stop. if i don't stop laughing soon, i'm gonna suffocate.

[TTTTTTTTTTTyLLer]

u looked like u hated dat beer son

[wardrich]

I'LL TAKE 3!

[MyTiVOisGAY]

LOL hes great

[asaguda]

"Bugger!"

[KittyDarkness]

AHAHA XD You said bugger at the end

[Yomay]

Beer tongs, brand beer tongs.

thank you, beer tongs.

haha, this is the funniest thing I've seen for some time... 6 stars

[nadiddly]

funy

[fuckyalife]

my beer would be gone it would ahve no time to get warm

[beatlesholic]

haha, that's awesome! I don't get all the negative comments on this guy's videos, they're great!

[sexxxikitten]

lolololol i adore the way he says "fucker" at the end XD

[polkijm]

Actually, he said "bugger". The etymology of the word originated in the outsiders' name for an obscure christian sect that originated in the balkans. This sect believed that the world was a cruel illusion (kinda like the matrix), a horrible place to bring a child into. Consistent with that, they practiced the only reliable form of contraception they had available, which consisted of using the wrong hole.

Hence the term 'bugger' came to mean a particular variation of 'fucker'.

[FreshKesh]

and you can take that to the bank!

[knobhush]

Dude, I just subscribed to your videos. Juat wanted to say: You rock. You're f¨cking hilarious.

[EmilooTheSkater]

Hahaha, this is great. Mark Day is goooood! To all the haters; stop complaining you stupid farts. Go and watch something else if all you're going to complain. Nobs.

[blueshampoo44]

You know unsungz3ro if this FUNNY video bothers you that much then DON'T watch and DO something else.

[tarasDarknight]

if you dont like his stuff why have a seen you commenting on his other videos? :< maby you should just stop watching them....MARKDAY roolz

[muveecritique]

LOL, dude u r so funny, and dropping it in the end, awesome man

Bugger

[5ukm1kun7]

That was fucking ace, the hand was really limp like a real dead hand O_O

[abeshamrock]

lame.

[stevexpert]

Dead Persons brand Dead Persons Hands:)

A Cheap Alternative To Beer Tongs:)

[robtran]

VERY funny as always, Mark. And the Lady of the House is a good sport.

[Brodle]

he dug it up! good video :)

[losserdude]

lol u should make a vid where u drink like 10 of them would b funny... but of course ud hav 2 use the beer tongs.. to see if they still work after 10 beers

[sweetdaddycoconut]

LMAO!!! NICE!!!

[mjstone323]

Eh - prolly the guys who don't get your humor are clueless right-wingers with no sense of humor to speak of beyond Wally George and Hee Haw reruns anyway... pay 'em no mind. (They're probably still bashing Bill Clinton like it's 1998! Woooo! You go, Cletus.)

Brill as always. Absurdity is the highest form of comedy in my book. :) More, more and MORE!!! :D

[guy6under6the6stairs]

Lol, good job, loved the dead hand.

[iorilamia]

damn warm hands XD

[theevilares]

LOL, one of your best videos! You're awesome.

[supaslim]

Oh my God. Peper is a retard. Didn't you notice that he wasn't the only one there filming?

[kitties86]

I can't hear it...

[RuaGreenwood]

*ROTFL* Ouch my guts hurts! *lol* XcD

[YoungChica]

LOL! I think it would be good if you showed more bloopers!

It was all in all funny, I loved, especially the cadaver part. My steppy was all over that with laughter.

[TonyHarrisson]

yes, i'll pay fifty dollars for one!

[rubikubi]

I want a pair? yes I want a pair! XD

Awesome vid.

[mchughm1]

You can also get your Mother-in-Law to hold the beer for you. If mine hands me one (a beer) it stays cold for ages. Nice work Mark.

[Misi89]

LOL xD :D

[michellebellx]

lol!!!!

[t34b1tch]

What about a compromise? Cut the hand off a dead person and keep that in the fridge, thus saving valuable beer space.

[glenail]

One needs beer tongs to have the best beer drinking experience otherwise beer might be warmed by WARM HANDS!!!

[QuantumImmortal]

"However, keeping a dead body in the fridge means less room for beer."

Now that made me laugh. Best line of the whole video.

[noahhibbard]

Dead person, now where would I get one of those-shifty eyes-

[PoisonPeachPit]

Your right about the dead body thing...

Oh wait, did I just say that out loud? 5.5 on all your movies, Mark.

[bluenoser1988]

Dude I love his guy...Warm hands HAHAHAHA!

[bluggerator]

Awwww Poor dead person being used. Clever clever

[arrowwantto]

Scottish IS British shokanpower, look at a map!

[slidefacekill]

Tell that to a scot.

[arrowwantto]

I AM Scottish and yes u are right we don't like to be called British but we are whether we like it or not. I just wanted to clarify that scottish is also british because the term british can sometimes get confused with meaning english, which is wrong.

[ShokanPower]

WARM HANDS!!

and Philpers, hes Scottish, right?

[DeoMachina]

Creating a hand out of ice would have worked too.

[Phlipers]

Ha, brilliant! Nice to see some British talent!

[TehPwners]

id like to buy beer tongs

[1kookoo3]

i want some beer tongs

[revengefrommars]

Bugger!

[Outcastraider]

C'est tres drole!!!

[twitchtwitchreel]

o man I am rolling on the floor laffing at the droping of the beer!

[raevyn17]

::laughs::

"Keeping a dead body in the fridge means less room for beer." That's brill.

[dood131]

ductape, you're the funniest man on youtube to date

[gnarlsfan]

how many times can i say this.... freakin hilarious...my mexican bud big john used to call coors mexican koolaid...i think he had a good point...and so do you

[bwkitty12]

Where can I get beer tongs? This was great!!!! 5/5

[manikas]

so awesome:D

[BuddhaBot]

Well, I'm sold.

[anshbo70]

Oh, my gosh! The duct tape on the dead hand. TOOOOO FUNNY! LOVE IT!

[syltanys]

Sickenin,he used a DEAD person's(ZOMBIE's) hand!

By the way,do you have mental illness?lol

[adzscar69]

or you can use a stubby cooler?!?

[bemo56]

As a proud Australian i'm no stranger to beer consumption, and us Aussies have found a few good solutions...

1. "Stubbie Holders" (wiki 'Stubby cooloer' for the non-Victorian slang) was made for this purpose. and is reccomended.

2. Drink it faster, beer takes a while to get warm, take the time out of the equation, and your done!

[jacquecusteaux]

haha so funny i almost shit my self...

[cfusionpm]

that was hillariously clever! favorited!

[t0psumb0ng]

ur a freeking geinius

[theeggman84]

i think it was "bugger", but thats ok. This guy makes me lol, and i actually do lol, which means less cats when I get old. :P

[Death2Morthra]

From :)x LOL / ! + Cats to beer tong brand beer tongs! What else?

[HairyNutSak]

LOL. Now THAT was a laugh. Short, sweet, didn't drag-on. Nice1. I'm glad I "surfed-backwards" to find this, 'cos the first one I saw (Smiley-Face Intervention) was crap.

[StormchaserKnight]

You know you could be sensible and hold the bottle with your finger-tips

[DENEpants]

but then that wouldn't be funny.

[ioumpuspro]

Damm, you had me scared there for a minute. I was ready to report your ass. Hey investigate that scary m*th#r f#cker, he's got a dead woman in is video. GAD:>

[killedinaction222]

hahaha, dead person, class

[BobbleBlock]

Rofl I actually 'lol'd'

[Archangeldawn]

I just found about this fella and 3 videos later, Im a fan !! HAHAH@ COLD HANDS!! and usage of the word "booger" on that blooper XD

[CocoJelly92]

eh...i think he said bugger...but whatever i dunno

[verbiage]

I believe he said "bugger" the equivalent of the F word in many places.

[tube9453]

haha nice ending

[zentz7]

oh my god...give me a break...NOT funny? NOT witty? NOT clever? I just found this guy and have been watching all of his videos...frigging funny!!

[PeperMinty]

Wwered he get that hand?

[euromk1s]

and youre even more dumb.

[bigjonnytwobelts]

I can' think why anyone would need to do something worhwhile unsung, so long as SOME people are doing something worthwile, surely that means the rest of us are free to enjoy funny videos.

[unsungz3r0]

Please, just stop this shite.

You're NOT funny, NOT witty, NOT clever.

You need to do something worthwhile with your existence instead of uploading more SHIT and UNFUNNY videos.

[RandomPenguin]

You need to do something worthwhile with your existence instead of talking crap about other peoples work

Just because you dont get it, doesnt mean it isnt funny

So please, shut up, and buy Beer Tongs brand Beer Tongs

[CocoJelly92]

o yeah and your video's are so funny...

o wait! there's nothing there!

why dont you make some videos before calling other people's shit

[captainfargus]

that was soooo funny! don't be mean

[blondegoblin]

this guys the shiz nick i feel sorry for you if u do not understand brittsh humour

[ToCARD2]

shut the hell up and let him do his thang

[robtran]

"shite", huh?? An envious countryman, perhaps??? Yes, that must be it.

Oh, and go fuck yourself,preferrably with a sharp, metal object. Thanks.

[euromk1s]

hahahahahah god youre dumb.

[MotherReiver]

I'm with you, AdmiralDuke; I'm surfing backwards to see some of Mark Day's earler videos; he really makes me laugh. He is so inventive and creative, even if I would atribute the check to kittens to be more of a left-wing thing ..... hehe

[AdmiralDuke]

Mark Day is the man!!! Hilarious videos well worth my time, and speaking of a waste of time... Why so many 9's Brad? Oh you're probably just too lazy to come up with an original screen name... YOU JACKASS! MARKDAY RULES!!!

[jas22]

hes annoying. "right wing causes", what the hell is that supposed to mean.

[Dn2kproductions]

It means pointless causes

[brad19999]

This is the stupidest video I have ever watched. I wish I had the last 2 minutes of my life back.

[CheesynessOnAStick]

dont diss the video! yes it is stupid..but that is part of what makes it funny! and parodicle? parodical...i dunno lol