Sarah Silverman: "Sell the Vatican, Feed the World."

[Andreas748]

they have to sell the Vatican to pay Italy's debt. You can't expect Germany to bail out all the lazy countries of Europe.....

[BehelitOutlaw]

jew cunt just give all your money first

[wadwad22]

Fuckin jew

[robakacanadianbob]

Auf dieses Video antworten...  fuckin idiot

[grendelee]

Are you really asking the pope to commit to self-sacrifice? Look at how important he is, hes a god among men....

Sacrifice is hard.

[powerpunch2]

shes a disgusting ugly human being. she will be punished in hell

[robakacanadianbob]

@powerpunch2 are you being serious? what a load of bullshit that is, next time u open an account somewhere why not use a username like brainwashedmoron1.

[Moy6zalez1]

How about you get all the Jews out of Israel

So all the money America spends on defense against the Palestinians will feed a shit load of Africans ( Muslim by the way ). Instead, teach them about contraception so that there won't be so many hungry kids with no FATHER in sight. I could go on but what's the point because no one has all the answers to all the worlds issues. Love your comedy and hope you keep making us laugh !!!

[SuperStrif]

amen...

[funnyspacemonkey]

sad...making a joke of people who are actually starving....things people do for publicity..

[grendelee]

@funnyspacemonkey How dare someone bring attention to the problem.

[funnyspacemonkey]

@grendelee..... am not sure u understand my point, the whole video screams for hits on youtube. Definitely there ought to be other ways to bring attention to the problem , rather than making it a stand up act....seriously selling the Vatican is the answer ??

[grendelee]

@funnyspacemonkey .....Im not sure you understand the point of the video at all. My god.

Why dont you watch it again, instead of typing comments. Be aware she is also a comedian.

[funnyspacemonkey]

@funnyspacemonkey this is just an unnecessary argument right now, i know she is a comedian and she is trying to bring light to the situation...it's just done in bad taste the whole thing....

am not against your opinion, its yours and i respect...i don't expect you to respect mine, at the same time it doesn't change by what you have to say....a good day to you !!

[Billyboobable]

I am in love with Sarah and also Tina fey. What am I to do?

[pyalot]

Seriously tough, world hunger could be solved, right now. We'd only need to do two things:

1) surplus production of food is thrown away because it would depress prices. Stop doing that, ship it to where it's needed.

2) Keep global agricultural corporations on a short leash. They're often creating famines in the first place by replacing a staple crop in a country with a cash crop they can export, or one that is more expensive for the local famers.

[lemonrind]

You don't want to know what my version of "getting all the pussy" is...

[calathan]

You can feed everyone for a year? Then what?

The problem is they aren't self sufficient.

[godzillainmyshoebox]

I have an idea. maybe the religious should realize that sending their prayers actually does nothing because god does not exist. they could use the money they collect from their delusional followers to help the poor, instead of building bigger churches with jumbo trons. Atheism, a non-profit organization.

[rhymeschemes]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I am definitely down for getting all the pussy.

I'm selling the Vatican to the highest bidder.

[vitte1349]

"Sell the Masjid Al Haram, Feed the World."

[mastersham]

I don't think you can get a 48" plasma tv, can you?

[djs259]

Sarah, I've got an even better idea!

How about we instead sell off the Israel-Zionist War Machine apparatus, save hundreds of thousands of lives, and feed the world with the BILLIONS of dollars the U.S. spends annually subsidizing the Jewish state with sophisticated weapons and cash handouts while waging non-stop war against it's Arab and Muslim neighbors.

There are currently 1 billion Catholics worldwide.

Who the hell needs Israel?

So how about that, Ms. irreverent smart aleck Jewess?

[TheVideoSupreme]

I think Saudi Arabia would pay a lot more than 500 billion for Jerusalem. BTW the holocaust happened so get over it and I'm sure if given the choice many Jews around the planet would have taken the life of 6 million jews to settle the holy land.

[Chavezoid]

Hey, I just thought of an even BETTER idea. No need to sell anything. Since Jews love to have their names on metal plates highlighting their donations, let them sponsor STONES ON THE WAILING WALL. Starting price 100 million Euro. Ticket to heaven. Imagine each stone with metal tags such as "Alec and Sarah Sulkin" or "Leon and Sarah Silverman". Then they woudld REALLY be of blessed memory. Yearly maintenance fee would be one million euro. Doctors, and wives that actually work, get a discount.

[ppchu90]

great idea

[jok1957]

or yyou know do something that'll last,

you know all those weapons and the huuge amounts that go inte the warmachine.

use it to end world hunger

hlel usa could do it and they'd still ahve the biggest army in the world

[OverbrainUnplugged]

Sarah, I seem to recall that some Germans tried to do something like this with the wealth of Jews 60 or so years ago...

[Chavezoid]

Hey, this is a good idea. Next video Sarah Silverman should make is one asking the Muslims to auction the Kaaba at Meca on Ebay. I'm sure a wealthy collector will pay something for that black rock. She could also ask the Muslim kings to sell their palaces to the Hard Rock Hotel chain. But I don't think she'll do that. She doesn't want a fatwa edicted on her. I guess that's why she messes with the catholics because she knows they are tolerant people nowadays that won't care about her comments.

[klaytonrocks]

@Chavezoid Also, they're the most powerful and influencial, but nobody likes to talk about that. Let's talk about those crazy Muslims!

[sideshowchad]

@Chavezoid 1) this was comedy, exaggeration to make a point, taking it seriously is foolish 2)When the actions of your religious leaders defy your/their religious texts & dogma's and you jump to their defense it shows that you are less interested in following your religion than you think. 3) when someone points out a fault (ie worshiping greed) deflecting the criticism by poiningt out someone else that does it to, is childish and not valid 4) is this post an example of catholic tolerance?

[Chavezoid]

@sideshowchad My post was comedy, exaggeration to make a point, taking it seriously is foolish. 

[sideshowchad]

@Chavezoid I'm sorry, I didn't realize your comment was comedic, I think the lack of funniness threw me a little bit. So if the point you were trying to make with your comedy wasn't "muslims do bad things, so we should ignore bad things catholics do" than what was it? Was it "hey catholics are more tolerant then muslims" cause That's kind of like telling a police officer who pulled you over for speeding "Hey my cousin frank shoplifts" It irrelevant.

[Chavezoid]

@sideshowchad Of course it was comedic: "asking the Muslims to auction the Kaaba at Meca on Ebay" or "ask the Muslim kings to sell their palaces to the Hard Rock Hotel chain." At least my cousin Frank laughed. However, you did get ONE point right: that Catholics are more tolerant than Muslims. Did you think it was the other way around? ...and that's the reason why Sarah makes Pope jokes. I would dare her to mess with the Ayatollahs or Imams. She won't. She knows better. Salman Rushdie told her.

[thisisonesweetworld]

Dude. This is amazing. Best idea ever.

[22Lansdowne]

There is no greater evil the world has ever known greater than the evil Catholic Church. You aren't going to convince the Catholic Church to save anyone from hunger because the Catholic Church needs hungry dying people as part of their evil scheme. The only way to save the people of the world is to take the Vatican by military force. The assets can then be constructively redistributed to the rightful owners, the poor.

[epit0me]

lol she's cute

[Bjustis2222]

your comment is very sad... Please do some research and you will find that this is just not true... The catholic Church gives Millions of dollars to the hungry and tp science every year... please see that disrespecting Gods Church is very very hurtful to Jesus...

[baudiirocz]

@Bjustis2222

I never said the Catholic Church wasn't charitable. However, the Vatican's wealth far exceeds the millions they donate. It's hypocritical for a religion founded upon a man who preached giving to those less fortunate to have so much unnecessary wealth. Also, Jesus is not hurt by my comments. Jesus is dead.

[k3304]

jews are running out of friends fast. catholics are one of the few friends they have left and theyre getting rid of them , too. israel's days are done.

[elyembty]

the pope is not a hero.

[fergie102093]

this is actually a pretty decent idea, if the world spent less money on looks and more on helping our fellow man, the world would just be a better place.

its not likely and i know this is sort of a joke, but really, its not a bad idea.

religion is supposed to be about helping your neighbor or fellow man, not spending billions of dollars on pretty cathedrals and churches.

[zenzetra]

I'm sold.

[frozenpens]

sarah silverman fucking sucks.

Someone get rid of her.

[rachelisonfirexx]

awesome video, I love Sarah Silverman

[Sleeko11]

So we sell the Vatican, The Grand Mosque, the Mormon Temple..... All the religious bullshit. We feed the world, they eat....Then what? They fuck and have more babies. Back to square one. I say we just cull the herd.

[caseyDsutherland]

@0:52 Most awesome idea face.

[BillJGates]

So beautiful and dumb at the same time.

[BillJGates]

Stop sponsoring Israel and problem solved.

I can't believe how dumb she is.

[BillJGates]

She can't be that dumb..............seriously.

[kagbag]

@BillJGates The stupidity is an act, yes. The point appears to be that the Catholic Church has way too much money and isn't doing much of value with it.

[meowandmeow]

money isnt the problem.... the governments of many countires have enough to potentially lower (end is really an impossible word) its getting the money to the people who need it most. That requires people on the ground to help distribute it, which is what we are lacking. If you really want to help get off your ass and volunteer

[Lostx120]

hahah shes sooo funny. Also what she's saying is true. Too bad the pope doesn't care about crazy pussy how ever maybe if we offered him little boys bootie holes we might be on to something ;)

[adlerbr12]

Sarah Silverman is a genius, I agree with her  100%.

I also find it strange that her message as brought out the racist ante Semite pigs , wow you guys can are all over the place aren't you.

[boomtao]

Wouldn't it be even cheaper and more justified to just throw that whole bunch in jail and take their money (they stole it too, after all)?!?

[xantipathebest]

Hey Sarah! !!!

The USA should stop giving billions of dollars to Israel every year. That would solve the world hunger.

You Americans gave them 114 000 000 000 since 1947/48.

114 billion!!!!!!!!!

.

BTW, where did the money go?????

What was it used for?

[baudiirocz]

@xantipathebest

There are many Americans who agree with you. Unfortunately we keep electing politicians who cater to Israel's every demand.

[adlerbr12]

@xantipathebest

I hope it went to destroy the Palestinian resistance and or the Muslim fanatics.

[Sleeko11]

@xantipathebest "You Americans"... Please, please...We prefer the much more popular label...... "Us nigga's", please.... It has a so much more hip ring, to it.

[roseknight73507]

@xantipathebest

I'm pretty sure Israel appreciates the money.

Bad part is, we do that for a ton of places and we're trillions in debt (mostly to China). But if your country got the money Israel was getting, would you complain about it?

[sacredgeometry]

@xantipathebest where most of americas money goes....bombing brown people!

[kissrocknroll1]

@xantipathebest

They Gone ON Drugs OK?

and The jews of America giving most of it Ok

so its not your business

Israel doesn't fight useless wars like

in Afghanistan or iraq and risking their soldier for no reason

[k3304]

@kissrocknroll1 , EVERY DAY israel wages war on it's neighbors

[kissrocknroll1]

@k3304

i bet if usa would border with afganistan pakistan and iraq

there would be peace

[HunsV]

@xantipathebest I'm a US citizen and I wholeheartedly agree with this. Israel can either live under its own power or dissolve. It's not the job of US citizens to pay taxes to support other countries.

[lorbocaust]

@xantipathebest i am sure that is only a fraction of the money we spent on these stupid ass wars. So you argument has been stricken!

[cockyjeremy]

@xantipathebest Fuck Israel.

[semiserioussam]

@xantipathebest Sarah is Jewish, she's not going to agree with you.

[koryakapelinal333]

@semiserioussam She was raised Jewish, she's an atheist.

[Patternsix]

@xantipathebest Weed .. lots and lots of weed .. I mean thats what I do when I get extra money

[giannhsp222]

@xantipathebest making utube videos

[robakacanadianbob]

@xantipathebest its probably used for all the submarienes (or other military equipment) from the german government.or and of course to start programms to bring young israelis to come over to israel to give them some military training and make them hate the countries around. seen a documentary on this it was quite scary and interesting

[markus310773]

@xantipathebest Well she is right with the Vatican. But whatever the Jews will say, other's will always equate it with Israel. Holocaust? Well look what the Israelis are doing. Murderous, greedy history of the Catholic Church? Well look how much money Israel has received.

You cannot equate the Holocaust with what is happening in Israel. You cannot compare the murderous, greedy history of the Vatican with the money Israel has received...

But it is always a good excuse to dodge seriousness.

[ga5speed02]

this is one of the greatest things i have ever seen

[Shona477]

It is funny...it's dark humour and it's true!

The Vatican is worth billions of dollars!!

Jesus would be so pissed if he was here. He called on us to feed the hungry, care for the poor not be a rich pig!

Sarah is so right.

[TheBlackOrchid]

@Shona477 what you meant to say is jesus would be pissed if he existed. the pope even knows god doesn't exist, if he really believed all the bullshit he tries to force everyone else to believe he wouldnt need a bullet proof pope-mobile. death for him would mean going to heaven.

[themikealike]

Sarah Silverman has started a "Chevrolution"

[brockgabor]

bitch of the century!

[EllaBella145]

Genius Silverman, yes (:

[Mcstanley1000]

What Sarah Silverman needs to do on her part is to sell her 48 inch flat screen tv and send the proseed to the poor, then come and follow Christ

[trentspencerktm]

Good video I agree

[markhickey66]

Boy Sarah is trying too hard these days. this is just NOT funny.

[baudiirocz]

You know what is funny...a religion based on a teachings of a selfless, giving person led by people who live in a golden city.

Oh wait that's not funny. That's tragic.

[BigJimbo106]

@baudiirocz

I agree

[Lostx120]

@baudiirocz Ironic :)

[kayecille]

who would someone want to buy Vatican....

[KiLoGraM13]

hey you :)

who raped you as a kid : your dad or the rabbi ?

[shirshitnitz]

They started most of the schools here by providing subsidized quality education for the poor while the rest of the frickn' white men were too busy treating us as 3rd class citizens in the name of colonialism back in the early 1900s.

Sarah, what have YOU done to end world hunger or to educate the oppressed?

[shirshitnitz]

I have a better idea.

Why don't the US government and it's people stop spending so much on the war on Terror and use the amount spent on the war every year to feed the hungry?

Or you could persuade your government to sell the white house.

I find it upsetting that the Catholic Church is the one which sends the MOST number of missionaries around the world through their religious sisters or brothers to aid the people in need.

If not for the Catholic church - 1/2 of Asia would be illiterate.

[GeoffBrown136]

...and while theyre at it....sell off all the elaborate gold & glitter churches & temples that are in many cases so over the top with excess (of all denomination of regions)...and also for good measure, divert the billions of dollars that are earmarked for Wall Street executives as bonuses and use that to help feed the worlds hungry! - Geoff Brown

[narlacat]

I believe in God and she is right ! except for the pussy bit, that is a bit , like no.. good.

[alexkhater]

hey Sarah! Sell your 48inch HD TV, and get the jewish community in smaller appartments! and start by feeding your palestinian neighbours that you cut clean water and food supplies from :)

[onlygoodhunsadeadun1]

jews ran the trans atlantic slave trade for over 200 yrs !

[andy765gtr]

its incredible the slave trade was run by jews considering european colonies were CHRISTIAN.

[onlygoodhunsadeadun1]

watch?v=PRrxwhP2RKo

[andy765gtr]

you said "run by jews". if there were jews involved, which is likely, christianity as the dominant culture in the region were totally complicit and totally involved in the idea and so could have easily prevented it. you cannot pin the blame on jews more than christians. it was a judeo christian philosophy of european racial superiority.

[onlygoodhunsadeadun1]

watch all the videos in the series , Dr Tony Martin on the slave trade , i am merely pointing out facts , the Nazis oppressed the Jews ,the Germans compensated the Jews , the Jews were heavily involved in the African slave trade ,

the Jews should compensate Africans !

[andy765gtr]

er, no they shouldnt. there is a huge difference.

the nazi party, specifically, (you could call them german nation although it wouldnt be completely accurate) not the wider european culture, persecuted a group. therefore they are to blame specifically.

in your case, the jews were one small group amongst many in a wider european culture who persecuted another race. you can't just pick jews as responsible specifically any more than catholics, protestants, or any other religious group

[onlygoodhunsadeadun1]

when jews were persecuted it was because they were jews , but when jews were persecuting others , its wasn't all the jews , only some of the jews !

they cant have it both ways , the Jews weren't the only group involved in the slave trade , i know , but they were involved , and they should at the very least acknowledge this fact , and make up for it through some charitable foundations or something !

all the other states should pay billions in compensation !

[Retloth]

Why do Jews keep attacking Christianity?

There is a serious smear campaign against Christianity and European history as a whole.

Why can't people see it? They are attacking us. Watch tv for 2 minutes. Can't you see it when you watch CNN?

OPEN YOUR EYES

I know it hurts and it sucks, but it is the truth. There are those whom would sell us and betray us.

C'mon people, WAKE UP!

[ctmajka]

Okay, relevance?

[TundraBlitz]

Considering that no religion needs that much shit, then yeah, sell the Vatican. Srsly.

It'll never happen because all the lil zealots will cry and say having a big expensive place is way better than using it to gain funds for selfless purposes! How sad.

[JsaintJ]

SELL THE FUCKING VATICAN

stop wiping your ass with sheets of gold Pope

[alterfritz]

Ok, now we end world hunger, all the 75% or so third world babies that they create because they know they will die anyway now survive and in 12-15 years they start to procreate and create a new world hunger wave. And what then? I doubt you would consider telling all the rich Jews that run the USA to sell their assets? Think before you open your mouth, or better yet, go back to your poop-fetish jokes. And stick your anti German sentiments where you get some satisfaction from it

[wrybred]

um alterfritz? The fact that you enjoy being a Nazi aside, you DO realize that she never mentioned Germany do you? Creepy Nazi. Ya Rich Jews like Donald Trump and Bill Gates and Murdoch run the US. Oh wait none of those guys are Jews. Just like most of the billionaires of the US. Might wanna rethink your propaganda there buddy. You are one messed up kid.

[Renyen]

I'm pretty sure this alterfritz guy is uneducated.

Look, his whole argument is null because he had to revert to Godwin's Law in order to try to sound intelligent. Any time the nazi argument is brought up where it isn't relevant, that person's argument is void.

So ignore the ignoramus.

[stauli1966]

No they are not Jewish, but the head honchos in hollywood are. I shouldn't have said that, it's cruel and possibly dishonest. I also want to go on the record that the Italians don't run organized crime, Chinese don't run Chinese restaurants and Somali pirates are not really pirates at all, just stowaways. Wow that feels so liberating. Lying is fun!

[ctmajka]

Jeez! Angry much? grow a sense of humor, please.

[VanDamme123456]

Freak

[R4ndomCrap]

This is awesome funny, in part because there is so much subtle truth. On the other hand, there's not any excessive Jewish wealth in the world, is there?

[makealstar]

Sarah is awesome. hahaha!

[elainethewise]

Stolen my show been saying this for ages, great that some one who has a voice can be heard. Thank you Sarah. Will things change no, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. I know nothing will be done because these people have no conscious and no morals. If the pope cared about the children near the vatican scrounging for food on dumps, he would make sure they were fed if he cared.

[Conspiracy2Riot]

Fantastic idea. But the Jews, Christians and Muslims need to pony up with a donation too. Fair is fair.

I know. Let's sell Jerusalem too.

[jsaban1]

Been to Jerusalem and I can tell you that although selling it would resolve a lot of the conflicts there, it doesn't seem to have the the same real estate value as the Vatican. I assume its because its in a better and less crazy neighborhood. :-)

[shirshitnitz]

While we're at it let's sell Mecca as well. (Holy Pilgrimage area for the Muslims)

[CheckMyTats]

Religion: Idiots killing each other over their make-believe friend.

[R4ndomCrap]

There's got to be an awesome acronym in there somewhere. IKEOOTMBF hmm, no, don't see it. See if you can reword the concept and spell out religion. Rabid Eccentric Licentious Idiots Going Insane On Nihilism. I wish there was a good "N" word for murder or kill.

[Renyen]

CheckMyTats: Idiot who tosses out a statement and has nothing to back it up with.

Religion itself is not all that bad. It's when extremists obviously take it to, gasp, extremes, that's when it gets out of hand.

[OneTimeFourYourMind]

We should sell the Vatican and convert/sell every church, synagogue, temple, mosque, etc. into a public building of some sort. If I believed in God, here would be where I say something like "Religion is the DEVIL".

[mandimartinez18]

I love Sarah Silverman!!

[BigJimbo106]

is it just me or is sarah kind of doable??

[froggymicwop]

not just you. i'd poke'er.

[mikehenriquez]

mmm well, even knowing this is a comic piece it has such a poor argument that it feels really stupid. i'm sorry really but this is a very poorly realized comic material, even when comedy is based on stupidity thare has to be a little intelligence involved in the sketc and it is sad to say this she really failed and also she is becoming a lame, "unfunny" and boring comic little by little everyday

[slicknickverbs]

ok, but the Vatican is bullshit and evil by most people's standards

[mikehenriquez]

¿most people standards? so let me as i smthing ¿what is good and nonbllshit by peoples standard? communism? al qaeda? islam? nazis? the US? the UNO? i mean, any organization has the possibility to be bullshit and evil, and mostly it depends on the perspective of the external observer (in this case u and me) there are 1500 millions catholics worldwide that do not agree with u, but if u are waiting for a political or religious movement that has an 80% acceptance u are in 4 a long wait dude

[slicknickverbs]

Whenever I see a Catholic with a spanish/hispanic name, I feel sad for that person and their lost culture. Your ancestors were killed and tortured by the Vatican and now you are part of the cover up.

:(

[mikehenriquez]

hehe don't worry dude dont feel sad about me, im not even catholic u should read the comments you reply to carefully. anyway your opinion is yours. i'm ok with anyone speaking about anything that is not a problem, the problem is when i see people like Ms Silverman who use some really poor arguments and yes i understand it is a "comedy act" but the point is it is not even funny, this is one of the worst "commedies" i have ever seen

[mikehenriquez]

and anyway, why doesnt she speaks about muslims (i have nothing against islam BTW) i guess she chickenned out or maybe about jews? ¿no? hehehe

[baudiirocz]

Regardless of ones opinion on the Vatican no one can deny the hypocrisy of preaching "love thy neighbor" while at the same time hoarding billions of dollars.

[TheBarackTalk1]

*-*-*-* Israel gets $500 BILLION, yes BILLION dollar from the United States and they are a rich country. *-*-*-*-*

Hey Sarah ask some of your PEEPS to send that goes to Israel to feed the hungry instead of buying weapons to kill.

Then it would be a win-win situation.

LOL

[tomburke12003]

Want to try again with that figure?

It's less then 5 billion and half of it goes back to the states and keeps american workers employed at boeing and lockheed martin. Your "aid" is basically just a way to buy off the local competition.

[ChipZilla69]

so funny and so cute, great vid.