State Farm® - State of Regret (Jerry Jerry Jerry)

[rowdymax1]

Meh...this ain't as good as Mayhem dude

[rowdymax1]

wow..she does look like the Education Connection chick..lol

[99XSeriousGuyX99]

this commercial is freaking annoying

[dipbandana]

They should have had a women do this commercial.... at least it would have been believable.

[guitarzero1901]

Jerry's such a fool. And I love how her name is Jessica Declercq

[24Lancelot]

@guitarzero1901 That's her real last name. She's an agent in Maryland.

[birkplaysongs]

I think this guy is better off just having his license revoked

[kylehpa]

Jerry Newman...

Y U NO Learn 2 Drive!?

[ROBLOXiansRejct666]

Jessica DeClercq xDD

[EpitomeofIllusions]

Jerry, are you crying? No, I just bit my tongue.

[Ricksonkimura]

For the last time, Jessica is not the education connection girl!

[YoshiAndKirby3996]

Who's that actress that played Jessica?

[Dicklobb]

State Farm customers (where I live, anyway) have to call a toll-free number, too -- the agent's office can't take your report anymore. So where's the advantage over Geico?

[Mslovestruck99]

Ohhhh Jerry

[Ohioankev]

How did Jerry get his drivers license anyways ... first driving up a pole and now combining his car with his garage ....

[deadbabyfootball]

...did he say he has a palsy question?

[sgkarategirl]

haha

[malcolmtdonaldson]

State Farm named their crappy white driver Jerry Newman so neurotic obsessive Seinfeld fans would think SEINFELD=STATE FARM! BUY BUY BUY!

[malcolmtdonaldson]

Naming the white dude Jerry Newman is just so the neurotic Seinfeld types will subconsciously think: SEINFELD=STATE FARM! BUY! BUY! BUY!

[photondance]

Oh Jerry, you're such a horrible driver. You're gonna end up killing somebody! Hopefully just you! HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!!! Bad drivers who constantly crash their cars SO FUNNY! (mocking sarcastic tone)

[vitajay09]

All I want to know is, how did he get his car up the pole the first time???? I mean, it takes skills to be that reckless! LOL My favorite commercial for this year!

[emale03]

Jessica is probably the cutest most lovable girl in the world,,,State Farm has hit a gold mine with her as an advertiser.Kudos State Farm and Jessica....everybody loves you.....really!

[vjfahey49]

Most blatant case of false advertising on record.

[sonofanutjob]

Something just doesn't seem right if you call your insurance company to report an accident AND THEY RECOGNIZE YOU.

[highvoltage33]

I think State Farm should just stick with the Mayhem commercials.

[invadermarkb]

He sounds like Nick Swardson.

[ELBoxxerDave]

I would like to combine my car with her garage if ya know what I mean ;)

[TheStarToad500]

@derryk1 I think he needs state farm.

[shawniegirl19800]

Jerry how you dewin? lol......love it!!

[reporter2100]

JERRY FINALLY BUYS A NEW CAR IN THE "CHEVY SANTA COMMERCIALS" WHERE HE AND HIS LADY PULL HIS BEARD. HOPEFULLY HE WON'T CRASH THAT ONE INTO A POLE OR GARAGE LIKE HE KEEPS DOING

[TCall2004]

WHY does this guy STILL have a driver's license???

[reporter2100]

Jerry finally buys a new car in the Chevy Santa commercial where he & his lady pull Santa's beard since Jessica couldn't help him. Hopefully this time he won't crash the Chevy into a pole or garage!

[reporter2100]

Jerry finally buys a new car in the Chevy Santa commercial where he & his lady pull Santa's beard since Jessica couldn't help him. Hopefully this time he won't crash the Chevy into a pole or garage!!

[Mizzenmast54]

i bit my tongue

[reporter2100]

Jerry Newman finally buys a new car in the Chevy Santa Commercial where they're pulling his beard!!. Hopefully this time he won't crash the Chevy into a pole or garage!!

[reporter2100]

Jerry Newman finally buys a new car in the Chevy Santa Commercial where they're pulling his beard!!. Hopefully this time he won't crash the Chevy into a pole or garage!!

[reporter2100]

Jerry Newman finally buys a new car in the Chevy Santa Commercial where they're pulling his beard!!. Hopefully this time he won't crash the Chevy into a pole or garage!!

[derryk1]

Now recently a cop in Miami really did drive his car up a pole......... unbelievable.;-T

[fhantazm]

Dear Santa. I want Jessica for Christmas. Kthxbai

[xXGhilliedxSamuraiXx]

One of StateFarm's better outings.

[TouYube67]

How the hell did he drive a car up a pole not once, but TWCE?!?!!?!? He doesn't deserve insurance. PERIOD.

[OldSchoolGaming4Life]

lol

[zonzon43]

how da hell do he be driving

[briancristopher]

this guy looks just like my coworker! i watched it this morning laughed so hard spit coffee all over my desk!!!

[briancristopher]

this guy looks just like my coworker! i watched it this morning laughed so hard spit coffee all over my desk!!!

[ninjacowboy]

His car must be a stripper.

[narutowhy1]

the dialog suggests hes done this at least twice. the second time you dont think he can do it again

[TheMike16112]

Jerry Newman = Garry Newman's brother? :/

[gmfraizer73]

This seems shallow, but Jessica is a goddess

[JIMCONWAY125]

jessica is cute i would run my car up a pole just to talk with her. but wouldnt

be a wuss and cry over it. man up jerry !!!

[TableAvocado]

"Jerry, are you high?"  "No, I bit my tongue." I like that part.

[andrewsmistyrose]

@TableAvocado She asks if he is crying.

[vidwatcher31951]

11 ppl's cars are up a pole

[ReflectU39]

This poorly made ad is a female chauvinist pig commercial, paid for, directed and acted out by anti-male, no-talent, femNazi pigs. 'Wouldn't buy their crap ins if my life depended on it.

[seattlefans1]

She says up a pole to fast

[ohkfilms]

this commercial is funny. they made a new one that isnt as funny. the lines sucked and it didnt stress his accent. i think Huntington beach california accent?

[stavrophotography]

The woman in this commercial is an actual insurance agent. She's getting a lot of face time and recognition as a result of this,good for her. But I highly doubt someone could wreck a car like that and not break the pole. Or at least severely damage it.

[msierra519]

what is this girl's real name?? she is fineee as hell 

[scumdumbiez]

why does this guy have a licencens

[xcorehendis11]

Whats funny is that Jessica is a real state farm agent who was chosen to star in the commercial.

[Themoreuknow100]

jerry needs a dui

[abstractjames]

1) if you have an ongoing claim/accident, you won't be able to switch companies. 2) state farm has a frequency of claim limit. They will check to see how many tickets/accidents you have ad and may not even add you. 3). Not in this commercial but the other one with Jessica, they don't even explain what a multicar discount entitles you to. 4) you are covered so long as u pay ur premium, if u miss a month without any insurance, you will have to pay a higher rate if you are even allowed to be a

[tkarmakid]

I switched from Allstate to Geico this year and saved some money. Had Identical coverage too. State Farm wanted more money, but probably only because i had a loyalty discount with Allstate. But if you think you have the cheapest coverage around you should double check your policy. just cause its cheapest doesnt mean its the best.

[tkarmakid]

@GennBoy I switched from Allstate to Geico this year and saved some money. Had Identical coverage too. State Farm wanted more money, but probably only because i had a loyalty discount with Allstate. But if you think you have the cheapest coverage around you should double check your policy. just cause its cheapest doesnt mean its the best.

[24OSXiest]

omg u guys arent gonna believe this but jessica lives two cities from me in fargo north dakota my dad sed his boss knows her ima add her on facebook seris

[num1hendrickfan]

How is it possible for Jerry to continually be involved in strange accidents, yet he's never been dropped from his insurance company.

[evilemperordude]

NEWMAN!

[Schmidty130]

I miss you JessicaXD

[101datboy]

*i miss you jessica

[LegendarySage]

A POLICY QUESTION

A PALSY QUESTION

A BALLSY QUESTION

[merdelune9]

I turned on the caption and at 0:20 it says "about their furture for cubans...it does not exist..." subliminal massages?

[narutofan2726]

What's his real name ?

[cHiBkBaby]

dude sounds like Al bundy lol

[MultiMasterjake]

i miss you jessica *starts crying*

[MrCavazos68]

just a lil fender bender.

[signoutsam]

Why would he switch if he was already signed up? "it only took 15 minutes to sign over"

???

You already took time to sign up, obviosly its better so jerry switches? Sorry statefarm, but you need new editors

[judyneric]

@signoutsam He is referring to GEICO.  You know GEICO's tag line "15 minutes could save you 40% or more...." Jerry is saying it only took him 15 minutes to sign up with his new insurance company (GEICO), and they suck. He wishes he never left State Farm.

[GennBoy]

@signoutsam The "15 Mins" quote used here, is meant to attack Gaico's slogan "15 Mins can save you 15% or more" truth is, Geico, State Farm, Progressive & AllState are roughly about the same price, they all ranked in the top "5 MOST EXPENSIVE" ins. companies in USA last year, & one cannot beat the other over a 7.5% depending on coverage, so if you have either of these 4, is BS to try to save by switching to another liested here, stay with your current company! To save, go with a small company!

[tkarmakid]

@GennBoy I switched from Allstate to Geico this year and saved some money. Had Identical coverage too. State Farm wanted more money, but probably only because i had a loyalty discount with Allstate. But if you think you have the cheapest coverage around you should double check your policy. just cause its cheapest doesnt mean its the best.

[GeneralHoohah]

I'm sorry.... but she is hot as hell. Beautiful green eyes, great smile, nice hair... and nice everything else.

[RhythmJam]

I guess those Education Connection people really helped Jessica out! She got her degree and now she's working for State Farm!

[Mysterey101]

HAHAHAHA EDUCATION CONNECTION GIRL!!!!!!!

[brindlegrl]

stop showing this annoying commercial!!!!

[kooj22]

EDUCATION CONNECTION!

[lizjasurda]

a "PALSY" question?????

[generalgr33n]

@lizjasurda Glad I'm not the only one that heard "palsy"

[SkivMarine]

She's a total NATURAL as an actress. I hope she'll do a few more commercials.

[CooCooSuckafoo]

Why would SF want to insure someone who drive their car up a pole all the time anyway? lol

[brownman2010]

HEY! Its the Education Connection lady... She graduated to StateFarm congrats!!! lol

[Catpwnszer]

Just a little fender bender...

[KirkKiyosadaTome]

Jessica's eyes are gorgeous.

[iloveneuro]

YAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAH!!! Dumbass!!! Lol

[bullerman100]

JESSICA IS SO HOT!!!!!! I WOULD BUY ANYTHING FROM HER!!!

[royals85100]

Seen this actor on various commercials but forgot most of them. One I do recall was with the fat guy who did both rental car commercials, the geico robot dance and MLB play station game commercials. It was a MLB Play station commercial.

[TheM3pete]

YEAH STATE FARM WOULD CHARGE THIS GUY 100K A MONTH GET REAL STATE FARM YOU PEOPLE FIND WAYS NOT TO PAY ANYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! HENCE MAKING DUMB COMMERCIALS IN A RECESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!1

[ImSoPrime]

"quotes from the video as if noone else heard them" hahaha best part right guys?

[brnleague99]

Someone needs to slap some macho into this punk son of a bitch!

[uchihaitachi365]

TOTAL RIP OFF OF SEINFELD!!!!!!!

jerry newman much??

[paindisguise]

Honestly not a good commercial, gives me the impression of a big SCREW YOU if you drop them. At least they are being realistic with how insurance companies work.

[kayddle]

Jerry, did the pole pierce your trunk? OooOoOOoooooOOOO *rim shot*

[DANGJOS]

you know when he said "I miss you Jessica" he wasn't talkin about insurance lol

[wildfirefox444]

Is your car up a pole again..?

[MultiMasterjake]

@wildfirefox444 how the heck do you get youre car up a pole?

[666deathtoyouall]

ALL WRONG! Ya should have got a falcon!!!

[drdelta24]

Jerry, are you crying?

[alicejanel]

FYI if state farm soooo good then why did he droped them in the beggining?

[sonottiny38]

@alicejanel lol good point, I think their trying to prove that commercials suck you in to doing stupid things, with a commercial of people doing stupid things.

[hotchowder]

Jessica is hot yo, I'd buy insurance from her

[AuralCompendium]

Because they just couldn't use the name Gary Numan. But since they chose Jerry Neumann, it had to have made some heads "lol"

[Liljorockaaa]

Don't be a Jerry!

[redheartbox]

this is the funniest commercial out today

[kayddle]

@redheartbox you must have the worst sense of humor I've ever heard of.

[ksk7backpack7buffalo]

does anyone notice the smoke machine is spraying the smoke from the hood lol

[1jilu]

oh my god LOLOL

0:19

[2tIMES100]

Wasn't that lady in another commercial.... Singing or something.

[Xendora]

I have to admit, when he says "I miss you Jessica" I lmao every time!

All kidding aside folks, this company totally & completely ripped my parents off when their house burned down. They tried every trick in the book to make my mom look like a scumbag (after blaming everyone else in my family) when all they had to do was hire a REAL investigator who actually knew what to look for. Very simple, there was a 2nd breaker box their so-called "pro" never bothered to look for, that caused the fire.

[VanillaLover30]

too funny



[colinstu]

Stupid commercial. Am I supposed to know these people? Or feel sad for them?

[Mac1634]

Motto of this commercial: State Farm will guilt trip you if you switch to another insurance company.

[amarillo315]

*Hello

[amarillo315]

Jerry Neumann (pronounced Newman)

"Hello, Jerry...!"

"Helly, Newman...!"

Coincidence? lol

[copper12314]

awsomely funny

[smartmoron62]

Jerry Newman? Seinfeld homage? XD

[ohkfilms]

His face, facial expressions, way of talking. I'll bet you hes from california, ill even guess huntington beach cali.

[Charitalandia]

my fave commercial evar!

[jrub1002]

My name is Jessica, This is exactly what phone calls from my ex boyfriend sound like! haha

[jessicax347]

awe he misses me lmfao

[Luis000024]

Lol

[EmiGlitter1234]

"i miss you jessica" ha ha!!!!

[wc1hater]

Geico is better

[soldiergirl84]

7 people sent their cars up poles.

[soldiergirl84]

7 people got their cars stuck up poles.



[HarryCPLotter]

is this supposed to be funny....?

[J3TTXZ]

Geico is better

[ConservateEliberat0r]

STATE FRAUD!

[1MJfollower]

Your not funny

[thehoosierfortheUK]

@statefarm I'll stick with aflac or allstate thank you very much

[ad6a8a]

Another stupid, effeminate white guy rescued by a women. Thanks Allstate, I'll remember that.

[AngelaShortall]

Excellent.

[natees123]

thats not funny at all

[katieleighm]

this is soooo funny!!!!!



[animATEer]

"it only took 15 minutes to sign up" lol, wonder who they are going after there

[MadamLauraina]

It's 'policy'  V

[TableAvocado]

A palsy question? What does that mean?

[AdamR702]

@TableAvocado I thought it was a Palsy question. bad voice overs.

[mtcluley]

@TableAvocado A policy question"... policy is what you call your insurance... an insurance policy. Lol..

[OakRidgePunk777]

This guy looks and kinda sounds like Greg Graffin from Bad Religion... haha

[hotboy242nigga]

insurence ads are funnier than the shpws i watch on tbs

[Zallomallo0]

I like insurance ads lol

[pynklady11]

State farm rep: jerry are you crying

Jerry: no I just bit my tongue *starts crying I MISS YOU JESSICA

[Themattman4494]

@pynklady11

Thanks I didn't catch that the first time.

[SuperElmo07]

lol I thought she said "jerry are you high".

[spicyd2]

lol what?