That second joke must be at least 30 years old. But I'm not about to get all bent out of shape about it, because it's just that: A JOKE. It's meant to evoke laughter and make serious topics more palatable. No complaints from this girl!
@sotonindeda.....Awww what's the matter? don't have the capacity to laugh at ones self? had a humour bypass?....never mind eh?
oh and if you are going to accuse someone of being something you better know how to spell it first....makes you look like a bigger tit than you no doubt already are ;)
@sotonindeda....*lol* and I don't need to see you to surmise that you are a pathetic insecure little boy with mummy issues. Stop snivelling, grow up and learn to take a joke you cretin....
@majikminx ...I'm not going to tell anything to my daddy, I live alone...you can continue with barking on the fucking ,,you tube'' page as much as you like, that is all that you have in your ''life''... I don't give a fuck, I just want to screw your brain on this page, and to take a look on it for every five or six days to see how happy you are when you got all those ''thumbs up'', or whatever, to fill your life with some ,,meaning''...simple as that, simple as you are...
@sotonindeda No you are just a slave to your boyfriends dick. I hear Slobodan Milosevic's last wish was to give you one from behind...and you obliged him....lol
@TheKarmasbitch ...why would I obligate to a some montenegrin moron?..you fucking nazzi scum...atacking me on my nationality, what a low life you have...I heard Bush wants you to be a sex toy to his dog, and you gonna do it, I heard that Richard Nixon's spirit appeared and he said that he can not be in peace until you suck Dick on his body remains...Hilary Clinton is awaiting for you to give you some strap on dildo attack, after that she will give you some nice job...
@TheKarmasbitch ...showing you how does you jokes sound pathetic, you didn't realize that before...at least I have meds, you on the other hand are in big crisis without meds right now...
@TheKarmasbitch ...you being in the ''cloud cuckoo'' land yet? ...sure, you live in country that give's a hundred billions of dollars for keeping aircraft carriers move on and can't give a dime about people who lost their homes in Louisiana, or for better education in some other states...
@TheKarmasbitch ...you showed yourself as a big coward, trying with '''your address don't exist'' bullshit, don't try to sell that shit to me or anyone else... you lied about your address...
@sotonindeda Don't bullshit if you want to get that damn ticket and come to my hood then do so, don't sit there mouthing off...do it! Otherwise shut the fuck up whinging!
@TheKarmasbitch ...you were the one that bullshit about the my address first, so I can say that yours doesn't exists... Belgrade is not big as New York so you will find me easily... beside, buying the ticket and coming here you will get the chance to prove your better standard and ''cloud cuckoo'' land theory...
@TheKarmasbitch ...check the address that you sent to me, since you are using some spineless excuse like ''your address doesn't exist'' trying to avoid the face to face thing with me...but I must confess that you are the champion among the hypocrites, congrats on that, I hate hypocrites...
@TheKarmasbitch ...''Squirming out of it now are we?'' maybe you are...''Yeh as I thought...spineless'', yes, as you thought you are spineless, can't come and confront me, just bullshiting with your retarded messages, see you in November...
@sotonindeda So you are coming to me then in November?. Excellent wouldn't waste my money on air fair to visit a mental patient. You got my address....be there asshole.
@TheKarmasbitch ...never molested child, kick some dogs, I hate women with reason... ''cattle fucking''?!?!?! your bullies fucks cattle?!?!?!...no, that must be a joke...
@sotonindeda No joke sweetie, the truth. You hate women because it is in the blood of your fellow countrymen and you molest kids because that is exactly the kind atrocities you commited in the ealry 90's. Your country is backward, it will never change...ever. Now shut the fuck up and get over here now!!!!
@TheKarmasbitch ...I molest kids?! ...we are not americans with kids pornography sickness...take a look at the mirror and you will see the child molester...
@TheKarmasbitch ...orange and purple ones, just go for those ones, good pills...try them, doesn't hurts... in my part of the world is aftermidnight...I realize that you are just a coward that afraid to show up, nazzi hypocrite scum that likes child pornography and sex with animals and your fight is just over the screen....pathetic bitch...
@TheKarmasbitch ...my boyfriend?...you wanna be my boyfriend?...sorry, my country is very backward and unprepared for such thing...I don't need any boyfriend or girlfriend, my left hand does miracle work...it's 1:32 h AM, good night child pornography lover...
@sotonindeda Yeh I've no doubt your hand does all the work, does it ever ache with all that jerking off? Get the fuck off and get that plane ticket.....I'll be waiting.
@TheKarmasbitch ...you already proved to be coward by not coming, I gave you a proper address and you make up excuses and try to avoid any contact, but I will check address you gave to me when I come... see you, no need for talk anymore...
@sotonindeda You keep saying this but your the one who keeps also saying you will be coming to see me, so which is it? Come on! put your money where your mouth is and fly the fuck over here.
@sotonindeda Hey you are the childish asshole who wants to fight someone thousdands of miles away so why should I be the one to come to your fucking shitty country. You want it muthafucka then you come and get it, till then shut your whinging piehole.
@TheKarmasbitch ...my fucking shity country have real food, the one that you call organic, there is plenty of it and it is not abnormally expensive like there, it's have good taste, not like yours pathetic mc donald or meat that taste like you put sugar in it... ''you are the childlish asshole that wants to fight someone thousands of miles away'', well, you are the psycho patient that was sending messages to me for last five days... if you don't come, than I will come in for months and I will...
@TheKarmasbitch ...I never sent a message to you before you sent tree messages to me... you are confirming your hypocrite champions title, once again...
@sotonindeda No but you attacked another poster , one who hadn't even said anythign to you. Whats the matter? Don't like it when you get attacked back. Yeh fucking cowardly bully. Well bitch,other poster sure handed you your ass didn't she? I reckon she hit a little too close for home with her comment about your daddy....lol!!!!
@TheKarmasbitch ...what about my daddy?...do not understand, it's supposed to be joke I don't get it ?...lol what?...I live alone, not with parents...
@TheKarmasbitch ...Karma?!?! ...YOU ARE SOME FUCKING GYPSY?!?!?!?! AAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I WAS ARGUING WITH A GYPSY ALL THIS TIME!!!!! ...go back to your trailer wagon, and continue with ,,Karma'' things....
@TheKarmasbitch ...people treated me like shit, now they will get shit, got it gypsy... every time you try to be god to someone you end up treated like shit, yeah, real back stabbing... but you know nothing gypsy...you know nothing... it's pay back time...see you...
@sotonindeda Boo hooo..."people treated me like shit so now I treat everyone else like shit" sorry but that shit don't rub on me. You have a fist class ticket to hell and I'm gonna be right there behind you, making sure you don't try and get off before your stop.
@sotonindeda I'm exactly where I was before, in New York. Where are you...outer space? Quit with the stupid comments either get your ass over here or put a sock in it.
@TheKarmasbitch ...I was already in dreamworld when you sent me your last message...you are getting worse...try to improve something next time...c u in nyc...
@sotonindeda I'm sorry but it doesn't surprise me one bit that you hate women. All you have to do is look at how you Serbians treated women (and kids) in your war of the early 90's. They were classed as second class citizens and it looks like they still are now, judging from your attitude.
@TheKarmasbitch ...I would like to put a kitchen knife in your cunt and play with your uterus... would you like to play too with your uterus, to feel some untold pleasures ?
@TheKarmasbitch ...I would like to fuck your bitchy uterus with a kitchen knife, lobotomy with be boring to do with you cause there is nothing in your skull to play with, except wire that holds your ears so they don't drop off...
@sotonindeda ...you are welcomed, I am waiting for you if you don't have any patient...find my address on google earth if you are so incapable to find it other ways, and you only use computer to find stuffs (pathetic low life form you are)...
@TheKarmasbitch ...''it ain't there'', what is that, some kind of ''you don't exist to me'' joke that I really don't understand?...what are you trying? ...you were bullshiting with me all the time? ...you never have any guts to show up, that's what you saying?... I thought that you are serious, you are nothing but a COWARD...good bye...
@TheKarmasbitch ...no, I'm not mad... I'm happy cause I'm gonna use a hammer for your scull in time...you just cant wait to argue with me, cause I'm your only friend right now so you use your time with me as much as you can... ''frequent and lamer by the minute'', what a waste you are...so, what's your next ''smart'' message?...still obsessed with sending private messages to me?...than do them better, or by yourself some giant biblical proportion dildo that goes on nuclear power...
@TheKarmasbitch ...sorry, I was going to say buy, instead of by...silly, isn't it... still waiting, or should I go and turn of you tube...have anything to say like asswipe or something like that?...just come and find me, I already gave my address anyone can see it on this page and people who can use their brain can see it's real...you talk too much, just pack small luggage and take off, I advice you to take shopping before you meet me, otherwise you wouldn't be able to do any shop...
@TheKarmasbitch ...no, I won't take it any more...if you want to say something to me than ask for my address than say it to my face personally, otherwise shut your cunt with rubber dildo...
@sotonindeda....."if you want to say something to me than ask for my address"...what a monumentally pathetic and childish thing to say. What next? "if you don't stop picking on me i'm going to tell my daddy and he's going to come around and beat you up!"
@TheKarmasbitch ...why didn't you put it on the on this page, you coward? ...my uncle lives in queens, I could visit him and see you, you nazzi bitch... you would need company against me, such cowardly cunt you are...see you in four months...
@TheKarmasbitch ...here is mine, Dravska 7/6, 11000 Beograd Srbija, if you want to see me earlier... so, I will check your Riverside appt 221b Upper State Side Queens NYC... don't try too hide, you evil nazzi bitch...
@sotonindeda Thanks for this fake address, I've just looked it up, it don't exist. Lying spineless cunt. Now are you gonna pay me a visit asshole or just mouth off, internet tough guy....
@TheKarmasbitch ...address is not fake, you moron... Dravska 7, apartment # 6, first floor, Belgrade, post number 11000, Serbia, Europe... satisfied now?...you are fake, not my address...fucking coward...
@sotonindeda Bullshit, its fake muthafucka. Now stop trying to squirm out of it, I'm looking forward to our date. Get that plane ticket booked asshole....pronto!
@sotonindeda hahahahaha oh I see getting me to pay for your air ticket now? You are the one desperate to meet up so you can pay for your own damn ticket. Fucking cheeky asswipe!
@TheKarmasbitch ...be, patient, I will have time for you four months from now, I don't want to spend my money when I am working (if you didn't noticed I checked your message 5 days later, looks like you have nothing to do in your life except siting in front of the shining screen, what a low life)....
@sotonindeda Yeah you checked my message 5 days later because the mental institute you live in only allows you to have access to a computer once a week. Yeh I know, don't worry I will look forward to your next message in 5 days time.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 451 One to change the bulb. Three hundred to protest about men deliberately putting lights in the cieling to disadvantage shorter women. 100 to claim they are victims of abuse because they fell off chairs while changing them. 50 dopey mangina politicians to give them 50 million dollars to build refuges for women hurt while changing bulbs.
here iron this hahahahahaha! eh well feminist make jokes about men all the time horrid ones infact like calling men rapist... so i say screw it make all the feminist jokes u friggin want
Why haven't I heard more of these jokes? Oh that's right, it's nearly illegal to even think of criticizing a woman. She's the sacred being! But yet it's okay to nearly murder a man and even consider it "comical"? Something's wrong.
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I love people who tell stupid jokes and then say anyone who doesn't laugh at their monkey ass must be 'uptight.' Maybe you're just too fucking dumb to be funny.
I've heard half these jokes before, and they weren't funny the first time. There are two kinds of offensive jokes:
1) A genuine joke that is clever and hilarious but will upset people
2) Mean-spirited shit that people laugh at because they hate the group it's targeting.
Everything in this thread so far has been the latter.
Three blondes run across a genie and he said that he would grant them each one wish. The first blonde wished to be 50% smarter. POOF! She's and burnette. The second one wished to be 25% smarter. POOF! She's a redhead. The third one wished to be 50% dumber. POOF! She's a blonde man!
And i don't think they should either, Even as a masculinist. I'm just not shallow enough to act in the same manner and censor people like that, Thankfully other guys usually don't get too offended either, They can laugh at themselves without getting butthurt.
I absolutely agree with TJ on that. I can think of at least one more argument in favor of his point. I don't suppose hardcore pornography is anywhere near as popular in them retarded raghead countries (where women are deprived of basic rights) as it is in the western cultures, so there! You gota have shit for brains to see pornography as a thread to women's rights. They should get a life?
THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE! i think im going to shave my head and cry some more. this is exactly why people are killing other people and there is starvation and aids. no other explanation. and dont argue with me or you are a sexist man piggy pig! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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wow your jokes are seriously offensive.. I mean so apparently women voting now has nothing to do with the feminist movement... and now we are supposed to iron your cloth and that what makes us women and you find jokes like this funny....? You don't have to be a feminist to find this crap offensive...
Jeez sorry I been listening to several very serious arguments about these topics but I mean I am a female... am I supposed to laugh about this when you are basically looking down on me? I actually don't approve of everything the feminist go on about but I mean you want me to start making jokes about how small your dick is or how you can't reform sex well? I am sure we can become a comedic dual. =D
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are "too equal" for that dirty "man's work".
JesusManson323 2 days ago
I came here because I saw a mustache on the thumbnail, and it was awesome.
VolvenIV 4 weeks ago
Haters gonna Hate.
mch158 1 month ago
love the second one!!!
Tanvir6079 3 months ago
not bad
ulkord 3 months ago
you too are so fucking pathetic it blows my mind. shut up and start kissing already
rigatony019 4 months ago
That second joke must be at least 30 years old. But I'm not about to get all bent out of shape about it, because it's just that: A JOKE. It's meant to evoke laughter and make serious topics more palatable. No complaints from this girl!
SocialistCatgirl 4 months ago
What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A Battery has a POSITIVE side!
WizzoPro9476 4 months ago
How did the feminist lose 95% of her intelligence? Her Husband Died!
WizzoPro9476 4 months ago
lol, you're silly.
nenaaabeana 6 months ago
How many femenists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, becuase they'll claim thats its beneath them and its discriminating against women.
zmaj54 6 months ago
@zmaj54 Alternative answer: None, feminists cant change anything.
edgajam 5 months ago
How can you tell you are in a feminist Book Store?.... There's no humor section
bluecoatscheesypoofs 7 months ago
How many women does it take to Run the World.... NONE.
Men do that........
mrtundra45 8 months ago
Want to hear a joke?
Womens rights
Djstudiosgold 10 months ago
@Djstudiosgold BA DUM TISH
ActionReplayPerson 9 months ago
*lol* great jokes, nearly wet myself laughing. It's a bloody good job I'm wearing a tena lady, that's for sure. I've got a couple of good ones....
Why do blokes have their best ideas during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius
What do you call a bloke with 90% of his intelligence gone? Divorced!
majikminx 11 months ago
@majikminx ...you are a fucking misandryst...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda.....Awww what's the matter? don't have the capacity to laugh at ones self? had a humour bypass?....never mind eh?
oh and if you are going to accuse someone of being something you better know how to spell it first....makes you look like a bigger tit than you no doubt already are ;)
majikminx 7 months ago
@majikminx ...you didn't even seen me, all you see is just a screen... I don't need to see you to understand that you are swimming in misandry...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda....*lol* and I don't need to see you to surmise that you are a pathetic insecure little boy with mummy issues. Stop snivelling, grow up and learn to take a joke you cretin....
majikminx 7 months ago
@majikminx hahahaha yeh this asswipe sure needs to grow the fuck up. What a tool ;D
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@majikminx ...I'm not going to tell anything to my daddy, I live alone...you can continue with barking on the fucking ,,you tube'' page as much as you like, that is all that you have in your ''life''... I don't give a fuck, I just want to screw your brain on this page, and to take a look on it for every five or six days to see how happy you are when you got all those ''thumbs up'', or whatever, to fill your life with some ,,meaning''...simple as that, simple as you are...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda....stop crying you big baby, daddy is going to put you to bed and read you a nice story.
majikminx 7 months ago
@majikminx ...I was sleeping, so who give's a fuck what you said...try something better next time...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Well you must give a fuck what she said as you keep replying...dumbo!
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@sotonindeda...waaah waaah waaah, put a sock in it baby
majikminx 7 months ago
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@majikminx ...nobody give's a fuck about you...
sotonindeda 3 months ago
@sotonindeda and you are swimming in misogyny but that's your problem...deal with it bitch!
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...of course I'm swimming in misogyny, I'm not a slave to a women...DIE, BITCH, DIE!!!!
sotonindeda 7 months ago
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@sotonindeda No you are just a slave to your boyfriends dick. I hear Slobodan Milosevic's last wish was to give you one from behind...and you obliged him....lol
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...why would I obligate to a some montenegrin moron?..you fucking nazzi scum...atacking me on my nationality, what a low life you have...I heard Bush wants you to be a sex toy to his dog, and you gonna do it, I heard that Richard Nixon's spirit appeared and he said that he can not be in peace until you suck Dick on his body remains...Hilary Clinton is awaiting for you to give you some strap on dildo attack, after that she will give you some nice job...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda That's good resorting to copying my insults now? You really must be low on originality or just plain dumb, which is it?
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...showing you how does you jokes sound pathetic, you didn't realize that before...at least I have meds, you on the other hand are in big crisis without meds right now...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda I don't need meds sonny, I'm not the asshole who's living on cloud cuckoo land. Get fucking real!
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...you being in the ''cloud cuckoo'' land yet? ...sure, you live in country that give's a hundred billions of dollars for keeping aircraft carriers move on and can't give a dime about people who lost their homes in Louisiana, or for better education in some other states...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Whats that got to do with me? You live in a country that has appalling human rights issues so go fuck yourself!
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...you showed yourself as a big coward, trying with '''your address don't exist'' bullshit, don't try to sell that shit to me or anyone else... you lied about your address...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Don't bullshit if you want to get that damn ticket and come to my hood then do so, don't sit there mouthing off...do it! Otherwise shut the fuck up whinging!
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...you were the one that bullshit about the my address first, so I can say that yours doesn't exists... Belgrade is not big as New York so you will find me easily... beside, buying the ticket and coming here you will get the chance to prove your better standard and ''cloud cuckoo'' land theory...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Squirming out of it now are we? Yeh as I thought....spineless.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...check the address that you sent to me, since you are using some spineless excuse like ''your address doesn't exist'' trying to avoid the face to face thing with me...but I must confess that you are the champion among the hypocrites, congrats on that, I hate hypocrites...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...''Squirming out of it now are we?'' maybe you are...''Yeh as I thought...spineless'', yes, as you thought you are spineless, can't come and confront me, just bullshiting with your retarded messages, see you in November...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...by the way, what is your name?...what name should I look up for on that address?
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda So you are coming to me then in November?. Excellent wouldn't waste my money on air fair to visit a mental patient. You got my address....be there asshole.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...the name?
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...yes, I am coming, I'm not spineless coward like you are...bring you friends if you want...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Won't need 'em, bullies like you will turn tail and run. I'll get my camera, to take a picture of your ass running.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...I'm not a bullie, you are... I don't have any tail like you do...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda No I'm karma.
You reap what you sow numbnuts. This is payback.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Nah you are beer guzzling, dog kicking, cattle fucking, child molesting woman hater. How lovely.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...never molested child, kick some dogs, I hate women with reason... ''cattle fucking''?!?!?! your bullies fucks cattle?!?!?!...no, that must be a joke...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda No joke sweetie, the truth. You hate women because it is in the blood of your fellow countrymen and you molest kids because that is exactly the kind atrocities you commited in the ealry 90's. Your country is backward, it will never change...ever. Now shut the fuck up and get over here now!!!!
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
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@TheKarmasbitch ...I molest kids?! ...we are not americans with kids pornography sickness...take a look at the mirror and you will see the child molester...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...if you want now than pay for it, or come here...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda pay for what? to suck your dick? no thanks...that's for your boyfriend to do.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...you are thinking?!?!?!...you are incapable of thinking...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda And you are incapable of rational thought. Is it the blue pils or red ones you need to increase?
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...orange and purple ones, just go for those ones, good pills...try them, doesn't hurts... in my part of the world is aftermidnight...I realize that you are just a coward that afraid to show up, nazzi hypocrite scum that likes child pornography and sex with animals and your fight is just over the screen....pathetic bitch...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda cowardly cunt
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...my boyfriend?...you wanna be my boyfriend?...sorry, my country is very backward and unprepared for such thing...I don't need any boyfriend or girlfriend, my left hand does miracle work...it's 1:32 h AM, good night child pornography lover...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Yeh I've no doubt your hand does all the work, does it ever ache with all that jerking off? Get the fuck off and get that plane ticket.....I'll be waiting.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...wait for me, and show your true love for that moment...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...you already proved to be coward by not coming, I gave you a proper address and you make up excuses and try to avoid any contact, but I will check address you gave to me when I come... see you, no need for talk anymore...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda You keep saying this but your the one who keeps also saying you will be coming to see me, so which is it? Come on! put your money where your mouth is and fly the fuck over here.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
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@sotonindeda You know what my name is retard...it's on my channel profile. Fuck you are dumb!
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch FUCKING COWARD!!!!!! ...I will found you...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Oh how I look forward to it. You better bring some back up cuz you gonna need it...
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...I'm coming alone...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Hey you are the childish asshole who wants to fight someone thousdands of miles away so why should I be the one to come to your fucking shitty country. You want it muthafucka then you come and get it, till then shut your whinging piehole.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...my fucking shity country have real food, the one that you call organic, there is plenty of it and it is not abnormally expensive like there, it's have good taste, not like yours pathetic mc donald or meat that taste like you put sugar in it... ''you are the childlish asshole that wants to fight someone thousands of miles away'', well, you are the psycho patient that was sending messages to me for last five days... if you don't come, than I will come in for months and I will...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Booo hoo you are the asshole who started all this in the fist place, remember? Are those meds you taking affecting your memory. dickwad
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...I never sent a message to you before you sent tree messages to me... you are confirming your hypocrite champions title, once again...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda No but you attacked another poster , one who hadn't even said anythign to you. Whats the matter? Don't like it when you get attacked back. Yeh fucking cowardly bully. Well bitch,other poster sure handed you your ass didn't she? I reckon she hit a little too close for home with her comment about your daddy....lol!!!!
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...what about my daddy?...do not understand, it's supposed to be joke I don't get it ?...lol what?...I live alone, not with parents...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Listen muthafucka I am karma. Do you know what karma is? No point crying now, you treat people like shit, you get shit back.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...Karma?!?! ...YOU ARE SOME FUCKING GYPSY?!?!?!?! AAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I WAS ARGUING WITH A GYPSY ALL THIS TIME!!!!! ...go back to your trailer wagon, and continue with ,,Karma'' things....
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Well you should know all about gypsies....your country is crawling in them.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...people treated me like shit, now they will get shit, got it gypsy... every time you try to be god to someone you end up treated like shit, yeah, real back stabbing... but you know nothing gypsy...you know nothing... it's pay back time...see you...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Boo hooo..."people treated me like shit so now I treat everyone else like shit" sorry but that shit don't rub on me. You have a fist class ticket to hell and I'm gonna be right there behind you, making sure you don't try and get off before your stop.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...so, where are you?...why don't you come if you are losing your patience?...you are just big mouth kid, aren't you, gypsy?
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda I'm exactly where I was before, in New York. Where are you...outer space? Quit with the stupid comments either get your ass over here or put a sock in it.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...you are the one that want fight in the first place, I will give it to you...once again thanks for the address...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda My pleasure....now get back to bed, your boyfriend is missing you.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...I was already in dreamworld when you sent me your last message...you are getting worse...try to improve something next time...c u in nyc...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda You are permanently in dreamworld.....retard.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@sotonindeda I think you need to up your intake of meds, you are clearly deranged.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@sotonindeda I'm sorry but it doesn't surprise me one bit that you hate women. All you have to do is look at how you Serbians treated women (and kids) in your war of the early 90's. They were classed as second class citizens and it looks like they still are now, judging from your attitude.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...I would like to put a kitchen knife in your cunt and play with your uterus... would you like to play too with your uterus, to feel some untold pleasures ?
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda And I would like to give you a full lobotomy to see what you have in there, cuz it sure as hell ain't brain.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...I would like to fuck your bitchy uterus with a kitchen knife, lobotomy with be boring to do with you cause there is nothing in your skull to play with, except wire that holds your ears so they don't drop off...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda ...you are welcomed, I am waiting for you if you don't have any patient...find my address on google earth if you are so incapable to find it other ways, and you only use computer to find stuffs (pathetic low life form you are)...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda I did and guess what? it ain't there....lol
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...''it ain't there'', what is that, some kind of ''you don't exist to me'' joke that I really don't understand?...what are you trying? ...you were bullshiting with me all the time? ...you never have any guts to show up, that's what you saying?... I thought that you are serious, you are nothing but a COWARD...good bye...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda I am serious but it now appears you are not as you wish to say goodbye, Shame, I was so looking forward to our little get together.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@sotonindeda *lol* you must be getting mad as your comebacks are becoming more frequent and lamer by the minute.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...no, I'm not mad... I'm happy cause I'm gonna use a hammer for your scull in time...you just cant wait to argue with me, cause I'm your only friend right now so you use your time with me as much as you can... ''frequent and lamer by the minute'', what a waste you are...so, what's your next ''smart'' message?...still obsessed with sending private messages to me?...than do them better, or by yourself some giant biblical proportion dildo that goes on nuclear power...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...so you can satisfied your ruined cunt...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...sorry, I was going to say buy, instead of by...silly, isn't it... still waiting, or should I go and turn of you tube...have anything to say like asswipe or something like that?...just come and find me, I already gave my address anyone can see it on this page and people who can use their brain can see it's real...you talk too much, just pack small luggage and take off, I advice you to take shopping before you meet me, otherwise you wouldn't be able to do any shop...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Yeh I would advice you go and turn off youtube a.s.a.p. It's time for your meds...
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Hey asshole!! can't take a little reverse piss taking.
Fucking cunt!!
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...no, I won't take it any more...if you want to say something to me than ask for my address than say it to my face personally, otherwise shut your cunt with rubber dildo...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda....."if you want to say something to me than ask for my address"...what a monumentally pathetic and childish thing to say. What next? "if you don't stop picking on me i'm going to tell my daddy and he's going to come around and beat you up!"
What a baby.....lol
majikminx 7 months ago 2
@sotonindeda done! I've sent you a pm....now learn to laugh at yourself or just stfu, ass bandit!
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...why didn't you put it on the on this page, you coward? ...my uncle lives in queens, I could visit him and see you, you nazzi bitch... you would need company against me, such cowardly cunt you are...see you in four months...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Good bring it on asshole, I'll put on a warm welcome for you. Before I gut you like a fucking fish...lol
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...see you in Queens in four months... one on one, you and me...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Bring it one you yellow backed fucktard!
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...here is mine, Dravska 7/6, 11000 Beograd Srbija, if you want to see me earlier... so, I will check your Riverside appt 221b Upper State Side Queens NYC... don't try too hide, you evil nazzi bitch...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Thanks for this fake address, I've just looked it up, it don't exist. Lying spineless cunt. Now are you gonna pay me a visit asshole or just mouth off, internet tough guy....
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...address is not fake, you moron... Dravska 7, apartment # 6, first floor, Belgrade, post number 11000, Serbia, Europe... satisfied now?...you are fake, not my address...fucking coward...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Bullshit, its fake muthafucka. Now stop trying to squirm out of it, I'm looking forward to our date. Get that plane ticket booked asshole....pronto!
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...you are a coward so you lying about my address, try on google earth, any moron can do so try...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...and send me some money for ticket, you have my address now...
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda hahahahaha oh I see getting me to pay for your air ticket now? You are the one desperate to meet up so you can pay for your own damn ticket. Fucking cheeky asswipe!
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
@TheKarmasbitch ...be, patient, I will have time for you four months from now, I don't want to spend my money when I am working (if you didn't noticed I checked your message 5 days later, looks like you have nothing to do in your life except siting in front of the shining screen, what a low life)....
sotonindeda 7 months ago
@sotonindeda Yeah you checked my message 5 days later because the mental institute you live in only allows you to have access to a computer once a week. Yeh I know, don't worry I will look forward to your next message in 5 days time.
TheKarmasbitch 7 months ago
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 451 One to change the bulb. Three hundred to protest about men deliberately putting lights in the cieling to disadvantage shorter women. 100 to claim they are victims of abuse because they fell off chairs while changing them. 50 dopey mangina politicians to give them 50 million dollars to build refuges for women hurt while changing bulbs.
DumblyBrilliant 11 months ago
You look like my cousin. And that disturbs me slightly. Good video anyway.
Rorschach1212 1 year ago
here iron this hahahahahaha! eh well feminist make jokes about men all the time horrid ones infact like calling men rapist... so i say screw it make all the feminist jokes u friggin want
themaniusedtob 1 year ago
whats the diffrence when you hit a feminist with a pickup truck then a car..
You have a shotgun to finish her off with.
CpsLock3 1 year ago
@CpsLock3 Niiiiiice.... Why shouldn't feminists wear watches?
Because there is a clock above the stove.
rmattis100 1 year ago
41 feminists appearently watched this video.
awesomeJoz 1 year ago
lol great
someposter 1 year ago
FEMINISTS ARE A CANCER TO WESTERN SOCIETY! GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH!
kaykaylynn91 1 year ago 4
Q. How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. That's not funny
(from a Warren Farrell book, I think)
feministsAreCorrupt 1 year ago
I know one:
A man is talking to God
Man: Why did you make Women so beautiful?
God: So men would fall in love with them.
Man: Why did you make them so dumb?
God: So women would fall in love with men.
Timelord223 1 year ago 4
Wow, terrible jokes AND terrible delivery. Do not pursue comedy.
doombuggy123 1 year ago
lol i'm a girl and i think these are funny . . .
carlimew 1 year ago
@carlimew Same. I giggled. Yet again, they are jokes, you're not supposed to take them seriously.
sweetxxdelilah 1 year ago
those were kinda funny :) I especially liked the second one 'iron this'.
freeheretic111 1 year ago
hahahah
MathcoreMatt 1 year ago
First joke was lame.
Second was golden.
Goldenwind 1 year ago
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
NOTHING because you already told her twice!
bwahahahaha!
Fightmanthestrongest 1 year ago 5
@Fightmanthestrongest hahahaah
MathcoreMatt 1 year ago
Haha!
Why haven't I heard more of these jokes? Oh that's right, it's nearly illegal to even think of criticizing a woman. She's the sacred being! But yet it's okay to nearly murder a man and even consider it "comical"? Something's wrong.
CaletheGray 1 year ago
how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
awnser: 2!
1 to call a man, and 1 to make him a sandwich
ImperiousViking 1 year ago
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you smack the mosquito, it stops sucking.
NateNizz 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Great stuff my friend.
alifeinthelens 2 years ago
Dude, you forgot
Man: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Feminist: THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
TheFenceandtheJug 2 years ago 5
crap video
rrrrmm1 2 years ago
hardiharhar
7ebuss 2 years ago
The actual jokes in the video were shit.
A few in this thread were decent.
thecreepyguy 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I love people who tell stupid jokes and then say anyone who doesn't laugh at their monkey ass must be 'uptight.' Maybe you're just too fucking dumb to be funny.
I've heard half these jokes before, and they weren't funny the first time. There are two kinds of offensive jokes:
1) A genuine joke that is clever and hilarious but will upset people
2) Mean-spirited shit that people laugh at because they hate the group it's targeting.
Everything in this thread so far has been the latter.
totaldreck 2 years ago
Three blondes run across a genie and he said that he would grant them each one wish. The first blonde wished to be 50% smarter. POOF! She's and burnette. The second one wished to be 25% smarter. POOF! She's a redhead. The third one wished to be 50% dumber. POOF! She's a blonde man!
elipse135 2 years ago 2
haha, why did the blonde have a black and blue belly button?
Cause her boyfriend was blond too!
awerner2007 2 years ago
huh?
dojojoes 1 year ago
heard em both
tjd07x 2 years ago
LOL
Liked the light bulb one but I think the second joke pokes more fun at men than at women
How do you know when it's time to do the dishes? Look in your pants. If you find a penis, it's not time to do the dishes
queenastilon 2 years ago
I wouldn't say jokes about men are inherently better. Although they are easier to make because the feminists wont do shit.
thecreepyguy 2 years ago
The feminists won't do WHAT shit? Sorry, just don't get what you're saying
queenastilon 2 years ago
They won't call it as sexism
thecreepyguy 2 years ago 2
And i don't think they should either, Even as a masculinist. I'm just not shallow enough to act in the same manner and censor people like that, Thankfully other guys usually don't get too offended either, They can laugh at themselves without getting butthurt.
thecreepyguy 2 years ago
From my experiences at least, Yours could probably counter mine but meh, I don't think this was ever a factual debate.
thecreepyguy 2 years ago
IVE READ THAT BOOK!
EL4N4R 2 years ago
Some people are just uptight and can't take a joke.
JeffSims009 2 years ago
why cant women drive?
because theres no road from the bedroom to the kitchen
what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing, shes already been told twice
gnabinthebitout 2 years ago 3
LOL um.......
coolbeens21 2 years ago
Win.
byteXI 2 years ago
stupid
mistrmann 2 years ago
ahahaha! Loved ett!
CakefaceSmut 2 years ago
u sexist bastar- no w8 im feeling feminine: u sexist bitch!
300QuestionMarks 2 years ago
I absolutely agree with TJ on that. I can think of at least one more argument in favor of his point. I don't suppose hardcore pornography is anywhere near as popular in them retarded raghead countries (where women are deprived of basic rights) as it is in the western cultures, so there! You gota have shit for brains to see pornography as a thread to women's rights. They should get a life?
wakeupfist 2 years ago
Epic fail. Learn how to at least deliver the punch line correctly.
DarkSunshineRain 2 years ago
THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE! i think im going to shave my head and cry some more. this is exactly why people are killing other people and there is starvation and aids. no other explanation. and dont argue with me or you are a sexist man piggy pig! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
slipram1 2 years ago
@slipram1
i LOLed
GL1TCHER 2 years ago
lol'd
iamawesome511 2 years ago
lol
Roew 2 years ago
Hahahaha!
First joke was great dude, but the second joke was AWESOME.
two thumbs up!
imsmelly420 2 years ago 10
great joke at the end :DDD
MartinezMKD 2 years ago
Dude, that 2nd joke was hilarious, XD
Burori1 2 years ago
IRON THIS
AnusFrog 2 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
wow your jokes are seriously offensive.. I mean so apparently women voting now has nothing to do with the feminist movement... and now we are supposed to iron your cloth and that what makes us women and you find jokes like this funny....? You don't have to be a feminist to find this crap offensive...
mysadending 2 years ago
It's a joke you retard, this is precisely why people say that feminists don't have a sense of humor, they can't even laugh at themselves.
AtheistTower 2 years ago 3
Jeez sorry I been listening to several very serious arguments about these topics but I mean I am a female... am I supposed to laugh about this when you are basically looking down on me? I actually don't approve of everything the feminist go on about but I mean you want me to start making jokes about how small your dick is or how you can't reform sex well? I am sure we can become a comedic dual. =D
mysadending 2 years ago