I don't like Penn, he is fat greasy and loud and uses foul language all the time. This show doesn't make him appear to be any better. Making fun of stupid people...making yourself appear to be smart. They are good at magic, but not really anything else.
The guy at 8:12 was on some History channel show, talking about how the solar flare would shift our poles or some shit.
Not saying I believe all the 2012 BS, but I just thought that was rather funny, makes me wonder if History channel was just doing it for a money grab and bought him off.
@Lanoring History channel is a complete joke most of the time. According to them everything that ever happened in all of human history was done by aliens.
@hailmary7283 Well, it's not the History channel saying that everything that ever happened in all of human history was done by aliens, but rather, the show ancient aliens.
idiot. if a thing the size of a brown dwarf pass near earth, we'd be irradiated, push out of orbit and probably freeze to death. and that assuming will not be plunged into the sun. but you know what's gonna happen? to be here any time soon, it had to be somewhere as near as Jupiter and Saturn, and be brighter than both! it isn't called a brown dwarf STAR for nothing. Its ALMOST a star. as in BRIGHT! were are able to see brown dwarf LIGHT YEARS AWAY using telescopes. fuck sake.
What is sad is that these whackjobs make more sense than the cannibalistic, slavery owning, child molesting christians, muslims, mormons, etc. One could at least use the mayan calendar to track the earth's orbit around the sun. The catholic church put to death people who dared say the earth orbited around the sun instead of the other way around.
Well, I just now googled Jaysen Rand and found out that that's not his real name (so his parents are off the hook for the awful spelling of his first name). His real name is Paul Bruce Bondora. His PhD is also fake, so he cannot really use the term "Dr."
alright first Y2K then the antichrist showing his self on 6/6/06, that black hole atom generator in Switzerland or some where you know, swine flu, the rapture THEN the second rapture, yes there was a second prediction by the stupid fuck wit but no one noticed it NOW 2012. i have heard some theories about it but planet X by my hairy ass you will HAVE to have half a brain to believe that.
Glad that the only support for this fear-mongering bit of nonsense are easily-ignorable unreliable predictive sources such as pseudoscience, sci-fi writers, the Buy-bull, and Aztec myths.
Harold Camping is exposed as a fraud. 2012 is the absolute last revelation that needs to be proven completely wrong before people should accept that Jesus ain't coming back!
Or maybe just maybe that when the Bible says No Man Knows the Day or the Hour which is the exact reason why 12/21/12 is wrong from a biblical view i will accept the scientific explination for it being wrong as well as being that from either prospective it's impossible. Jesus won't come back on a date man predicts neither will the world will no end on a mand made date no matter what you people claim.
@MrWrestlingfan1986 First of all, work on your spelling and grammar. Second, isn't it convenient for Christianity that no man can know the date, so people can wait potentially forever for the world to end?
That's my problem with the entire religion. It is so full of mystery and dogma. Nothing can be tested scientifically. The religion is one big Pascal's Wager of strong-arm threats. I don't care what you say. I am an agnostic now about doomsday, but after 2012, I will be a complete skeptic.
Sorry i type fast sometimes and ok that's fine i don't expect you to take my word for it. But maybe you can answer me this. Why would we need to know a day for the Apocolypse it's not exactly an event you can prepare for that's why i'm skeptical of a lot of the doomsday dates set. Not saying that something couldn't potentially happen on that day but i don't think it will be that day but we shall soon find out.
@MrWrestlingfan1986 You can't prepare for it? Are you kidding? People spend millions to prepare for it. They store supplies in their basements. They write books. They go on evangelizing efforts. They plan trips like the couple in the vid. Why do that? If 2012 is happening and only the believers go to heaven, then there is a lot at stake. If I had evidence that it would happen, then I would pray from dawn to dusk. I don't, so God probably doesn't care enough about me (or anyone).
Also to note where is the evidence for some of these 2012 claims remember that Carl Sagan said Extraordinary claims need Extraordinary Evidence. Well where is the evidence for Nibiru and if it's supposed to be here within the next year what's stopping it from being here now. Also the Solar Maximum does not end until sometime in the midst of 2013 so Patrick Geryl can't possibly be right.
Alright here's a question the actual end date for the Mayan Calendar is Dec 23rd 2012 the doomsday authors only point to this date but there's no Mayan account for any of the so called prophecies so why all the preperations if the end date isn't correct.
@MrWrestlingfan1986 1. The Bible says not to prepare for the sake of convenience. "You don't know when the world will come to an end, so you might as well believe in God NOW to be safe." Isn't that deceitful? Doesn't that reward gullibility? Couldn't you be totally wrong that the world would even end and nobody would know?
2. The preparations are due to people being in denial. I have learned that many people do not care if they are mistaken. They HOPE the world will end. How are you different?
I do not hope for the world to end like the 2012ers do because apparently they have SO MUCH to gain from it also i never said that i know it won't end on Dec 21st or 23rd on 2012 depending on what side of the story you believe. But it also could just as soon end on Dec 21st this year that's why dates shouldn't be set in stone for the End of the World and i think you can at least agree with me on that point.
@MrWrestlingfan1986 I totally agree. They have so much to gain right now from selling fear. The world could end on Dec 21st or 23rd 2012. My question is what should we do about it? The end of the world has many implications, depending on the manner by which it ends. The US deciding to nuke the Middle East or a meteor hitting Earth have very different implications from God deciding to destroy the globe.
@johnnybloggo@johnnybloggo They'll do like they've done with every other end of the world prediction that has come before this one; they'll attach themselves to the next one, and continue being retarded.
Some people have such a problem with the fact that they're going to die someday, that they'd rather believe in these things. They probably figure that it will give their deaths, at least, some meaning. Pretty sad when you think about it...
@johnnybloggo They'll do like they've done with every other end of the world prediction that has come before this one; they'll attach themselves to the next one, and continue being retarded.
Some people have such a problem with the fact that they're going to die someday, that they'd rather believe in these things. They probably figure that it will give their deaths, at least, some meaning. Pretty sad when you think about it...
@sn9696 In the pilot, Penn explained that words like "liar" and "fraud" have legal ramifications attached to them, but words like "asshole" and "motherfucker" are surprisingly legally free, so to cover their ass from lawsuits, that's what they'll use.
if a star like that came into our solar system, we'd already be dead! but we're not, alright!? and besides, most of these sci-fi movies are not even realistic!
The whole planet x thing was started by Z Sitchin, a 33rd degree freemason who is trying to push the new age movement as well..yeah believe that over physics prof's.
On Decmber 24 at 8:00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name of scott Johnson was found dead .Docters couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his Email to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still singed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost to a chain Letter.If you dont repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.Sorry i dont want to die
the thing I truly find amusing is for all of Pen & Tellers "research" NASA a year later have turned around and said that it's highly possible a Brown Dwarf is part of our solar system (as a binary star system) and have dedicated huge resources attempting to detect it. Several Astronomers and Physicists have come to this conclusion due to several anomalies detected that fit a Binary star system hypothesis. How do you like them apples? ;)
@DjProducerDanCole well upon further investigation NASAS website makes no mention of this discovery in relation to our solar system. they did however mention binary systems with esbs discovered by the Kepler telescope in 2011. which yet again were not our solar system. so site your sources or im calling BULLSHIT
@HartAHart Part of the WISE mission is to search for brown dwarfs, and NASA expects it could find one thousand of the dim stellar objects within 25 light years of our solar system.
Davy Kirkpatrick at NASA’s Infrared Processing and Analysis Center at Caltech found nothing when he searched for Nemesis using data from the Two Micron All Sky Survey (2MASS). Now Kirkpatrick is part of the WISE science team, ready to search again for any signs of a companion to our Sun.
@HartAHart Kirkpatrick doesn’t think Nemesis will be the red dwarf star with an enormous orbit described by Muller. In his view, Matese’s description of Nemesis as a low mass object closer to home is more plausible.
“I think the possibility that the Sun could harbor a companion of another sort is not a crazy idea,” said Kirkpatrick. “There might be a distant object in a more stable, more circular orbit that has gone unnoticed so far.”
@DjProducerDanCole K. so no Link or source material for your claim then to the article on our solar system being a binary system produced by NASA huh? well I am saying your full of BULLSHIT. and i dint ask a godam thing about kirpatricks retarded ass NASA. NASA. .
@HartAHart are you all there upstairs??? Kirpatricks and many other NASA Employees are searching for a companion to our star using WISE, it's part of NASAs "WISE"s purpose. why are you continuing to ask for links??, theres tons of em, type WISE NASA & brown dwarf or nemisis or binary star system. 100 of links come up re it.. Hardly rocket science mate ;).. but ok, i understand its a face saving excercise to continue splitting hairs.
@HartAHart I did it for you just incase it was too hard ;) astrobiology.nasa.gov/articles/getting-wise-about-nemesis/ that was one of 100s it was the 1st one i clicked. enjoy
@HartAHart PS the people who work at NASA are NASA so for you to say the scientists working at NASA using NASA resources are irrelevent stifles me.. what is NASA if it isnt the scientists and projects that operate there? Please tell me you are not part of Pen n Tellers research team.
@DjProducerDanCole K last time. DUMBASS either show proof of NASA saying that our solar system is a binary star system. As you have claimed. Or SHUT THE FUCK UP. And as far as I feel about any employees. I WORK there. So chances are i know the people you are misquoting. You are spreading disinformation and out right lies. This is your last chance to prove your case. I am done dealing with your ignorance
@HartAHart let me guess you're the Janitor or the window cleaining lady? Did you even refer to any of the links i clearly posted? My claim and you can read it as it is written above is that NASA consider the binary star system hypothesis possible. and enough so there are current ongoing projects in NASA using NASA resources to detect such a body in space. You my friend have shown to be wrong the links are there for everybody to read and the people who are "REAL" NASA employees are part of it.
@HartAHart Judging by your vocabulary and taste in young hip hop music Id say you are no more than sixteen, nice try with the "I work at NASA (because my argument is failing) routine". Have a nice day mate, wont be having future discussions with you based on this level of stupidity. Everything is posted for people to read I am offering no disinformation. Just very clear Sources, Links, and Statements made through NASA and people associated with them.
@DjProducerDanCole I am 34, I do not listen to hip hop, and have worked for them since 06 I graduated HS in 1995, and you never offered links, or anything else consice of decisive. Like I said you are full of SHIT. And proporting to tell blatant lies about the how and why of our systems stellar formation in order to feed into a useless panic state some of the gullible get themselves into is irresponsible, dangerous and blatantly wrong. Oh and FUCK your vocabulary. Dumbass idiot.
@DjProducerDanCole There is no brown star in the solar system. How could I say that? Well, we got a little thing call Jupiter, another one call Saturn, which are quit close to a brown star on a material basis, but have a much lower mass even if they are as big as some brown dwarf star... Now, you take that together and it just can't happen on mathematical basis, otherwise we will not have Jupiter, Saturn since these two and many satellite will be stuck in one tiny sub-brown start.
@krissyeh The CIA, FBI, ATF are completely under Jesuit control. The Jonestown massacre, the Waco massacre and other massacres(including the Twin Towers) were all orchestrated to cause worldwide abhorrence and demonization of any group that seeks to get out from under the control of the worldwide Jesuit influence, domination, subversion and infiltration.
I find it funny how some people think that everything the Mayans bould has some conection to the doomsday. "Wow this stair have 75 steps, that sure is a sigh!"
The Mayans: "Okey this temple is a bit bigger than the other one we made, becaus we need a bigger temple than those asses in the other city down stream, we need to show the gods that we worship them better. Becaus of this it needs 75 steps, how long do it take to bould? Oh 63 days, good. That calendar we made sure is handy sometimes"
I'm not sure I could take seriously anyone who spells the name Jason like he does. Obviously he's a raving lunatic as well who's "theories" are almost beyond ridicule but who the fuck spells it Jaysen? Weirdos, that's who.
Mark Morris said "There are objects like that in the asteroid belt..." um...wtf does that mean exactly? Does "objects like that" mean dwarf stars? I thought it was essentially a bunch of rock, glass, metal, and ice.
@Metalhead197 he predicted in his 2005 book world cataclysm 2012 that the sun would start to change its magnectic field 875 days before 21 12 2012, and it did ,on his date, with a solar tsunami.august 1st 2010.
@rorypebs And there were several solar events before that point in 2010 that nicely line up with the fact that our sun goes through cycles and every 22 years we see the same behavior. Does the world end every 22 years as well?
Oh god I just realized that with the steps, 7 times 5 is 35, and 5 plus 7 is 12... we're all gonna die! Noooooo XD! Oh man, hooray for funny coincidences!
@Mpa4e That's what is wrong with Americans; they DON'T travel. So yes, let's make them even worse. Maybe they'll be just as bad as fucking spineless shitmouthed Europeans, after all we did spawn them.
dammm i ecspected to die 2012! now i just have to start killing every single living organism and then kill myself,,, don't wanna die alone :C buhu hu hu hu hu.
It's funny, that the crazy people always just have shitty t-shirts and hand drawn pictures, while the experts sit in an office with computers, books etc. It's almost too convenient... hmmm...
Well, seriously though, why the hell couldn't that guy just show a flash animation of a ball circling round another ball? Why the *** did he have to use those balls attached to sticks with a string? And even then, why not rotating the other ball VERTICALLY?
Oh fuck run away a tennis ball is attacking the eath XD Oh my god see this is why i love Penn & Teller they are the only sane people i have ever seen everyone else are just fucking CRAZY !!!! lol
6:36 "ruins his cup of tea by dunking the bag" .. wtf does that mean.. I must not know how to make tea cause I dunk my tea bag too.. maybe famous ppl drink tea different than I know
@arkie74 Calm your steed my good sir! Webster is played by Immanuel Luis, that was Gary Coleman. Two different actors that are very similar. Like how Ray Charles is to Stevie Wonder
I don't like Penn, he is fat greasy and loud and uses foul language all the time. This show doesn't make him appear to be any better. Making fun of stupid people...making yourself appear to be smart. They are good at magic, but not really anything else.
Hermoor 1 day ago
Man-Bear-Pig is coming and he's going to get you! Excelsior!!!!
QBALL85 1 day ago
6:40 "We can only do wanking."
MrJivePirate 6 days ago
10:10 First time i heared Tellers voice!!!
cbergau86 6 days ago
ALL "prophecy" is a disgusting depraved industry... ALL self-fulfilling
panic-merchant CRAP (all the more so in the unlikely event that it
actually involves any "supernatural" forces... like some twat like "God").
ortega24024 1 week ago
Anyone who's exposed themself to this SHIT (including even Penn & Teller's
fine BS episode about it) ought to just be fucking chained up for about
a month with no food and made to listen to "Die With Your Boots On" by
Iron Maiden or something (fucking heaven: yes I'm doing that to myself right now).
ortega24024 1 week ago
Every single day is marked on the calendar as the dawn of the sodding apocalypse
by some group of goddamn fruitcakes somewhere: The ones with money and kudos
(like the fucking Jews, Christians and Muslims) are the worst.
Just throw their own SHIT back in their face:
"If ANYONE tells you they know when the hour will come...then DON'T
believe them" (book of goddamn Revelation).
ortega24024 1 week ago
Try Googling "true bible code persi diaconis" (I've met Persi a couple of times)
for example. If the world ends in 2012 it will because of scum like that
spreading their paranoia and neurosis (I told the fuckers I'd contact them
again on 1-1-13 ... I've dealt with plenty of other mofos over the years
when their cherished doomdate has passed).
ortega24024 1 week ago
A while ago one of these fruitcakes started blurting out their tiresome
feverish paranoia all over serious maths videos (including mine). The usual:
"we have worked out that God has put a goddamn message in the
distribution of the prime numbers that validates the.
Yeah - well to HELL with a "God" that's up for that mischief.
Have you got the remotest idea how EASY it is to prove wrong these lunatics
once you have a basic grasp of reality (probability theory for example)?!
ortega24024 1 week ago
(Just like nearly all quasi-religious nutters everywhere...i.e. most
of scum who inhabit this world) 2012-babblers must be completely
ignored or (if they don't allow that) PUT DOWN. Far more repulsive
and dangerous than even "terrorists" or "politicians". To HELL with this SHIT.
To HELL with scum who take acid and all that shit. Braindead junkie-scum
sensationalist humans... this damn planet is crawling with them.
ortega24024 1 week ago
The guy at 8:12 was on some History channel show, talking about how the solar flare would shift our poles or some shit.
Not saying I believe all the 2012 BS, but I just thought that was rather funny, makes me wonder if History channel was just doing it for a money grab and bought him off.
Lanoring 1 week ago
@Lanoring History channel is a complete joke most of the time. According to them everything that ever happened in all of human history was done by aliens.
hailmary7283 6 days ago
@hailmary7283 Well, it's not the History channel saying that everything that ever happened in all of human history was done by aliens, but rather, the show ancient aliens.
Lanoring 6 days ago
@Lanoring true. But a lot of other shows on history are sort of stupid (eg Hairy Bikers).
hailmary7283 6 days ago
I wonder what the conspiracy theorists will do by new years day for 2013?
helljumpr5150 1 week ago
idiot. if a thing the size of a brown dwarf pass near earth, we'd be irradiated, push out of orbit and probably freeze to death. and that assuming will not be plunged into the sun. but you know what's gonna happen? to be here any time soon, it had to be somewhere as near as Jupiter and Saturn, and be brighter than both! it isn't called a brown dwarf STAR for nothing. Its ALMOST a star. as in BRIGHT! were are able to see brown dwarf LIGHT YEARS AWAY using telescopes. fuck sake.
Ryagful 1 week ago
I don't think I'm worried much about the end of the world. I mean I probably won't even be here when that happens! I am just worried about my end..
SKIE1976 1 week ago
Only in the movie "2012" the maya's said that the world is gonna end.
The real maya's telling about the end of the callender(baktun) representing a new age and the return of the ancistors....
This Penn and Tellor don,t asked the maya's for sure..... lame disinformant guys
CJDG2009 2 weeks ago
at 8:00 i thought the wall paper was of teddy bears :3
freazeezy 2 weeks ago
What is sad is that these whackjobs make more sense than the cannibalistic, slavery owning, child molesting christians, muslims, mormons, etc. One could at least use the mayan calendar to track the earth's orbit around the sun. The catholic church put to death people who dared say the earth orbited around the sun instead of the other way around.
davidmanhart1 2 weeks ago
Anyone watching this in 2013?
BladeFire30 2 weeks ago
@BladeFire30 no im saving this video to my "Watch Later" playlist and coming back on Dec. 22, 2012 to watch.
flexwheeIR 2 weeks ago
8:15 why do irish accents stand out so much on tv when placed next to other accents?
TheTvrulesthenation 3 weeks ago
@TheTvrulesthenation he;s English
JoeGothamisthesex 1 week ago
1:45 - What is this I don't even!
Greatsaiyakirby 3 weeks ago
Well, I just now googled Jaysen Rand and found out that that's not his real name (so his parents are off the hook for the awful spelling of his first name). His real name is Paul Bruce Bondora. His PhD is also fake, so he cannot really use the term "Dr."
crazymiles 3 weeks ago
Jaysen? His parents really spelled it that way? What a couple of retards. It explains a lot, actually.
crazymiles 3 weeks ago
I don't think Gary Coleman is much of a threat anymore.
rustedromeo 3 weeks ago
Gargantic gargantion! XD I laughed so hard xD
Anarchizer 3 weeks ago
Never dunk the tea bag!
uwait 4 weeks ago
Oh my god.. I GET IT NOW!
Penn called PLANETX a "Brown dwarf star"..
then Gary Coleman made a cameo! LOL!
TofuPuppets 4 weeks ago
lmfao gary coleman
rest in peace to that hilariousness
TRNCakaprodigy 1 month ago 19
6:28 penis
Zolbat 1 month ago
alright first Y2K then the antichrist showing his self on 6/6/06, that black hole atom generator in Switzerland or some where you know, swine flu, the rapture THEN the second rapture, yes there was a second prediction by the stupid fuck wit but no one noticed it NOW 2012. i have heard some theories about it but planet X by my hairy ass you will HAVE to have half a brain to believe that.
1BlastTyrant 1 month ago
Are you fucking drunk? ROFLOL :D
LodgeMemphis23 1 month ago
That's not "Planet X" that's Mercury dumbass! Why does he think a reddish brown planet near the sun ISN'T Mercury?!
TheZombieOutOfHell 1 month ago
See y'all in 2013 and beyond, you lovely people.
Glad that the only support for this fear-mongering bit of nonsense are easily-ignorable unreliable predictive sources such as pseudoscience, sci-fi writers, the Buy-bull, and Aztec myths.
P0weredByPie 1 month ago
@P0weredByPie - Mayan, whatever.
P0weredByPie 1 month ago
I hate these stupid jews.
KombiPode 1 month ago
hahahahahahaha
411smiths 1 month ago
lmaooooooooo!!!! i love this episode
Chewychu31 1 month ago
00:55 "Yes."
eromattiffarg 1 month ago
you know what I'm going to do on Dec.21 2012 I'm going to see World War Z in theatres :D
Spystreak 2 months ago
excuse me youre not really going to destroy the earth in 2012 are you? yes. lmfao XD
tjbooth6674 2 months ago
excuse me are you really going to destroy the earth in 2012? yes. lmfao XD
tjbooth6674 2 months ago
Is the 9:13 dick map from South park?
simonsagan1945 2 months ago
He makes such a shame of Belgium... :D
Lucasvanlaer 2 months ago
1:32
Thats Venus...
Just FYI you tube.
Source: Astronomer.
Clint945 2 months ago
Harold Camping is exposed as a fraud. 2012 is the absolute last revelation that needs to be proven completely wrong before people should accept that Jesus ain't coming back!
MunkyDrag0n 2 months ago
@MunkyDrag0n
Or maybe just maybe that when the Bible says No Man Knows the Day or the Hour which is the exact reason why 12/21/12 is wrong from a biblical view i will accept the scientific explination for it being wrong as well as being that from either prospective it's impossible. Jesus won't come back on a date man predicts neither will the world will no end on a mand made date no matter what you people claim.
MrWrestlingfan1986 2 months ago
@MrWrestlingfan1986 First of all, work on your spelling and grammar. Second, isn't it convenient for Christianity that no man can know the date, so people can wait potentially forever for the world to end?
That's my problem with the entire religion. It is so full of mystery and dogma. Nothing can be tested scientifically. The religion is one big Pascal's Wager of strong-arm threats. I don't care what you say. I am an agnostic now about doomsday, but after 2012, I will be a complete skeptic.
MunkyDrag0n 2 months ago
@MunkyDrag0n
Sorry i type fast sometimes and ok that's fine i don't expect you to take my word for it. But maybe you can answer me this. Why would we need to know a day for the Apocolypse it's not exactly an event you can prepare for that's why i'm skeptical of a lot of the doomsday dates set. Not saying that something couldn't potentially happen on that day but i don't think it will be that day but we shall soon find out.
MrWrestlingfan1986 2 months ago
@MrWrestlingfan1986 You can't prepare for it? Are you kidding? People spend millions to prepare for it. They store supplies in their basements. They write books. They go on evangelizing efforts. They plan trips like the couple in the vid. Why do that? If 2012 is happening and only the believers go to heaven, then there is a lot at stake. If I had evidence that it would happen, then I would pray from dawn to dusk. I don't, so God probably doesn't care enough about me (or anyone).
MunkyDrag0n 2 months ago
@MunkyDrag0n
But the Bible says not to believe those that have dreams and visions in which case if they were correct the Bible would be wrong wouldn't it.
MrWrestlingfan1986 2 months ago
@MunkyDrag0n
Also to note where is the evidence for some of these 2012 claims remember that Carl Sagan said Extraordinary claims need Extraordinary Evidence. Well where is the evidence for Nibiru and if it's supposed to be here within the next year what's stopping it from being here now. Also the Solar Maximum does not end until sometime in the midst of 2013 so Patrick Geryl can't possibly be right.
MrWrestlingfan1986 2 months ago
@MunkyDrag0n
Alright here's a question the actual end date for the Mayan Calendar is Dec 23rd 2012 the doomsday authors only point to this date but there's no Mayan account for any of the so called prophecies so why all the preperations if the end date isn't correct.
MrWrestlingfan1986 2 months ago
@MrWrestlingfan1986 1. The Bible says not to prepare for the sake of convenience. "You don't know when the world will come to an end, so you might as well believe in God NOW to be safe." Isn't that deceitful? Doesn't that reward gullibility? Couldn't you be totally wrong that the world would even end and nobody would know?
2. The preparations are due to people being in denial. I have learned that many people do not care if they are mistaken. They HOPE the world will end. How are you different?
MunkyDrag0n 2 months ago
@MunkyDrag0n
I agree with whatr your saying here for the most part.
MrWrestlingfan1986 2 months ago
@MunkyDrag0n
I do not hope for the world to end like the 2012ers do because apparently they have SO MUCH to gain from it also i never said that i know it won't end on Dec 21st or 23rd on 2012 depending on what side of the story you believe. But it also could just as soon end on Dec 21st this year that's why dates shouldn't be set in stone for the End of the World and i think you can at least agree with me on that point.
MrWrestlingfan1986 2 months ago
@MrWrestlingfan1986 I totally agree. They have so much to gain right now from selling fear. The world could end on Dec 21st or 23rd 2012. My question is what should we do about it? The end of the world has many implications, depending on the manner by which it ends. The US deciding to nuke the Middle East or a meteor hitting Earth have very different implications from God deciding to destroy the globe.
MunkyDrag0n 2 months ago
at 3:07 i was lmfao at 9:13 wow
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@johnnybloggo @johnnybloggo They'll do like they've done with every other end of the world prediction that has come before this one; they'll attach themselves to the next one, and continue being retarded.
Some people have such a problem with the fact that they're going to die someday, that they'd rather believe in these things. They probably figure that it will give their deaths, at least, some meaning. Pretty sad when you think about it...
palerider1775 3 months ago
@johnnybloggo They'll do like they've done with every other end of the world prediction that has come before this one; they'll attach themselves to the next one, and continue being retarded.
Some people have such a problem with the fact that they're going to die someday, that they'd rather believe in these things. They probably figure that it will give their deaths, at least, some meaning. Pretty sad when you think about it...
palerider1775 3 months ago
See you in 2013! :D
KamasutraButterfly 3 months ago
What with all the swearing ?
sn9696 3 months ago
@sn9696 In the pilot, Penn explained that words like "liar" and "fraud" have legal ramifications attached to them, but words like "asshole" and "motherfucker" are surprisingly legally free, so to cover their ass from lawsuits, that's what they'll use.
JohnSChristen 3 months ago
Gary Coleman at 0:50.... R.I.P
RyanEnty 3 months ago
christopher walken is very versatile
hellofaname 3 months ago
I feel like this thing would have been dangerously close in 2009, let alone right now.
JuuceBoxx 3 months ago
if a star like that came into our solar system, we'd already be dead! but we're not, alright!? and besides, most of these sci-fi movies are not even realistic!
rizer912 3 months ago
The whole planet x thing was started by Z Sitchin, a 33rd degree freemason who is trying to push the new age movement as well..yeah believe that over physics prof's.
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On Decmber 24 at 8:00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name of scott Johnson was found dead .Docters couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his Email to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still singed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost to a chain Letter.If you dont repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.Sorry i dont want to die
mr24eminem24 4 months ago
"HUEVOS RANCHEROS CON SALSA VERDE" LOL
mostroverde04 4 months ago
Er... on second thought, I'm from Southaven, not Horn Lake. I'd rather not have that recognition. >.>
IbeLangley 4 months ago
Horn Lake, MS??? o.O We never get recognition here!
IbeLangley 4 months ago
WOAH WTF WAS THAT must of been microphone X almost destroying are picture made me laugh my ass off
Scalt808 4 months ago
the thing I truly find amusing is for all of Pen & Tellers "research" NASA a year later have turned around and said that it's highly possible a Brown Dwarf is part of our solar system (as a binary star system) and have dedicated huge resources attempting to detect it. Several Astronomers and Physicists have come to this conclusion due to several anomalies detected that fit a Binary star system hypothesis. How do you like them apples? ;)
DjProducerDanCole 4 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller bullshit playlist
@DjProducerDanCole well upon further investigation NASAS website makes no mention of this discovery in relation to our solar system. they did however mention binary systems with esbs discovered by the Kepler telescope in 2011. which yet again were not our solar system. so site your sources or im calling BULLSHIT
HartAHart 4 months ago
@HartAHart Part of the WISE mission is to search for brown dwarfs, and NASA expects it could find one thousand of the dim stellar objects within 25 light years of our solar system.
Davy Kirkpatrick at NASA’s Infrared Processing and Analysis Center at Caltech found nothing when he searched for Nemesis using data from the Two Micron All Sky Survey (2MASS). Now Kirkpatrick is part of the WISE science team, ready to search again for any signs of a companion to our Sun.
DjProducerDanCole 4 months ago
@HartAHart Kirkpatrick doesn’t think Nemesis will be the red dwarf star with an enormous orbit described by Muller. In his view, Matese’s description of Nemesis as a low mass object closer to home is more plausible.
“I think the possibility that the Sun could harbor a companion of another sort is not a crazy idea,” said Kirkpatrick. “There might be a distant object in a more stable, more circular orbit that has gone unnoticed so far.”
DjProducerDanCole 4 months ago
@DjProducerDanCole K. so no Link or source material for your claim then to the article on our solar system being a binary system produced by NASA huh? well I am saying your full of BULLSHIT. and i dint ask a godam thing about kirpatricks retarded ass NASA. NASA. .
HartAHart 4 months ago
@HartAHart are you all there upstairs??? Kirpatricks and many other NASA Employees are searching for a companion to our star using WISE, it's part of NASAs "WISE"s purpose. why are you continuing to ask for links??, theres tons of em, type WISE NASA & brown dwarf or nemisis or binary star system. 100 of links come up re it.. Hardly rocket science mate ;).. but ok, i understand its a face saving excercise to continue splitting hairs.
DjProducerDanCole 4 months ago
@HartAHart I did it for you just incase it was too hard ;) astrobiology.nasa.gov/articles/getting-wise-about-nemesis/ that was one of 100s it was the 1st one i clicked. enjoy
DjProducerDanCole 4 months ago
@HartAHart PS the people who work at NASA are NASA so for you to say the scientists working at NASA using NASA resources are irrelevent stifles me.. what is NASA if it isnt the scientists and projects that operate there? Please tell me you are not part of Pen n Tellers research team.
DjProducerDanCole 4 months ago
@DjProducerDanCole K last time. DUMBASS either show proof of NASA saying that our solar system is a binary star system. As you have claimed. Or SHUT THE FUCK UP. And as far as I feel about any employees. I WORK there. So chances are i know the people you are misquoting. You are spreading disinformation and out right lies. This is your last chance to prove your case. I am done dealing with your ignorance
HartAHart 4 months ago
@HartAHart let me guess you're the Janitor or the window cleaining lady? Did you even refer to any of the links i clearly posted? My claim and you can read it as it is written above is that NASA consider the binary star system hypothesis possible. and enough so there are current ongoing projects in NASA using NASA resources to detect such a body in space. You my friend have shown to be wrong the links are there for everybody to read and the people who are "REAL" NASA employees are part of it.
DjProducerDanCole 4 months ago
@HartAHart Judging by your vocabulary and taste in young hip hop music Id say you are no more than sixteen, nice try with the "I work at NASA (because my argument is failing) routine". Have a nice day mate, wont be having future discussions with you based on this level of stupidity. Everything is posted for people to read I am offering no disinformation. Just very clear Sources, Links, and Statements made through NASA and people associated with them.
DjProducerDanCole 4 months ago
@DjProducerDanCole I am 34, I do not listen to hip hop, and have worked for them since 06 I graduated HS in 1995, and you never offered links, or anything else consice of decisive. Like I said you are full of SHIT. And proporting to tell blatant lies about the how and why of our systems stellar formation in order to feed into a useless panic state some of the gullible get themselves into is irresponsible, dangerous and blatantly wrong. Oh and FUCK your vocabulary. Dumbass idiot.
HartAHart 4 months ago
@DjProducerDanCole There is no brown star in the solar system. How could I say that? Well, we got a little thing call Jupiter, another one call Saturn, which are quit close to a brown star on a material basis, but have a much lower mass even if they are as big as some brown dwarf star... Now, you take that together and it just can't happen on mathematical basis, otherwise we will not have Jupiter, Saturn since these two and many satellite will be stuck in one tiny sub-brown start.
therrydicule 4 months ago
"I lost count" and then has a heart attack.
krissyeh 4 months ago
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@krissyeh The CIA, FBI, ATF are completely under Jesuit control. The Jonestown massacre, the Waco massacre and other massacres(including the Twin Towers) were all orchestrated to cause worldwide abhorrence and demonization of any group that seeks to get out from under the control of the worldwide Jesuit influence, domination, subversion and infiltration.
bornbythesea 4 months ago
I find it funny how some people think that everything the Mayans bould has some conection to the doomsday. "Wow this stair have 75 steps, that sure is a sigh!"
The Mayans: "Okey this temple is a bit bigger than the other one we made, becaus we need a bigger temple than those asses in the other city down stream, we need to show the gods that we worship them better. Becaus of this it needs 75 steps, how long do it take to bould? Oh 63 days, good. That calendar we made sure is handy sometimes"
TheXLink 4 months ago
my favorite thing gary coleman has ever done......the whole WORLD has been waiting for this joke! :) way to end on a high note!
sethmusic 5 months ago
I'm not sure I could take seriously anyone who spells the name Jason like he does. Obviously he's a raving lunatic as well who's "theories" are almost beyond ridicule but who the fuck spells it Jaysen? Weirdos, that's who.
Deunansek 5 months ago
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PipBoy1212 5 months ago
8:16 Well it will fuck up electric-devices if it hits a area with a big 03 hole
AlekSensej 5 months ago
Mark Morris said "There are objects like that in the asteroid belt..." um...wtf does that mean exactly? Does "objects like that" mean dwarf stars? I thought it was essentially a bunch of rock, glass, metal, and ice.
weepingmidwinter 5 months ago
"OMG WHAT WAS THAT? was that microphoneX? it almost destroyed our shot. Phew "hahahahaha
xdahid22 5 months ago 12
Does this count as Teller talking?
Hijink93 5 months ago
Dr.Rand is Rip Taylors twin brother !
HOTROD74GremlinX 5 months ago
The Belgian dude looks and sounds kinda like Walken LOL
HOTROD74GremlinX 5 months ago
Oh shit! that's not Planet X! Thats mother-fucking LAVOS!!
Romnonaldao 5 months ago 7
@Romnonaldao oh god i never laughed so hard
1BlastTyrant 1 month ago
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"if theres not one thing your gonna need in 2013, ITS YOUR MUTHA FUKIN HOUSE!" i just ROFLed so much i shit myself
Venomine95 6 months ago
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Venomine95 6 months ago
9:12 a penis XD
polske322 6 months ago 2
EXACTLY 35 STEPS! HOLY SHIT WE'RE GONNA DIE!
polske322 6 months ago
Oh my.. Is that arse serious!? I can't tell if he's just disabled or mass trolling! His 'planet X' is just some fucking lens blur!
eldiablo9604 6 months ago
the guys in mexico are like two 6-year-olds trying to "solve a riddle", but dumber.
FordPerfect 6 months ago
If this theory turns out to be bullcrap I will strangle the douchebag who came up with this.
yes I am a bit morbidly nervous. I have depression problems because of this.
so if its a lie?! FK U conspiracy theorists...
Jormungrandrserpent 6 months ago
I'm from Belgium, fuck that patrik guy, were not all that stupid :p
GiianniR 6 months ago
dose anyone else realize the map at 9:13 is a dick
partyjackthexboxguy 6 months ago 10
@partyjackthexboxguy thatsthejoke.jpg
Rapchaid 2 months ago
bet penn teller are not laughin' now with Geryl's predictions proving correct.dicks.
rorypebs 6 months ago
@rorypebs What predictions?
Metalhead197 6 months ago
@Metalhead197 he predicted in his 2005 book world cataclysm 2012 that the sun would start to change its magnectic field 875 days before 21 12 2012, and it did ,on his date, with a solar tsunami.august 1st 2010.
rorypebs 6 months ago
@rorypebs And there were several solar events before that point in 2010 that nicely line up with the fact that our sun goes through cycles and every 22 years we see the same behavior. Does the world end every 22 years as well?
nightshadesk8r 6 months ago
@rorypebs Pardon, 11 years
nightshadesk8r 6 months ago
Oh god I just realized that with the steps, 7 times 5 is 35, and 5 plus 7 is 12... we're all gonna die! Noooooo XD! Oh man, hooray for funny coincidences!
CrazyLFangirl 6 months ago
Gigantic Gagantschous ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
urmum1337 6 months ago
Starting around 5:45, I swear I'm hearing the same music you hear in Psycho whenever someone is sneaking around the Bates house or the motel...
cyanmanta 7 months ago
Americans should be prohibited from travelling!
Mpa4e 7 months ago
@Mpa4e That's what is wrong with Americans; they DON'T travel. So yes, let's make them even worse. Maybe they'll be just as bad as fucking spineless shitmouthed Europeans, after all we did spawn them.
Moron.
DaScatman 6 months ago
6:40 "What can we do? We can only do wanking."
I agree. I'm going to wank till the world ends, come join me!
internetwizzardify 7 months ago
dammm i ecspected to die 2012! now i just have to start killing every single living organism and then kill myself,,, don't wanna die alone :C buhu hu hu hu hu.
TerryTrust 7 months ago
9:00 And what's that over there right? Yeah, on the top drawer of the file cabinet.
Ianuarius85 7 months ago
It's funny, that the crazy people always just have shitty t-shirts and hand drawn pictures, while the experts sit in an office with computers, books etc. It's almost too convenient... hmmm...
Well, seriously though, why the hell couldn't that guy just show a flash animation of a ball circling round another ball? Why the *** did he have to use those balls attached to sticks with a string? And even then, why not rotating the other ball VERTICALLY?
Ianuarius85 7 months ago
@Ianuarius85
the orbits aren't on a flat plane mate contrary to all the stupid graphics (they are ellipses also, not perfect circles)
Sight099 6 months ago
Dick shaped flight plan. Genious!
skydragon4ever 8 months ago
did he say we can only do wanking at 6:43
Enigma2319 8 months ago 24
@Enigma2319 that's what I heard. ?????????
Alfalotter 8 months ago
@Enigma2319 indeed lol
pr0gressd 7 months ago
@Enigma2319
I listend to it like 20 times and I couldnt hear that. :-(
papermermaid 3 months ago
@papermermaid your need a dirtier mind
Enigma2319 3 months ago
a geomantic penis , its a sign of things to come 9:11 , lol
jmm1233 8 months ago
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Keys1281 8 months ago
who cares about 2012, rapture is today, 1:04 hour left^^
RzzRBladez 8 months ago
I admit it. I laughed at 9:09 .
BeBoBli 8 months ago
5:50 Gay, the balls are touching.
parskaa 8 months ago
So if there's one thing you're not gonna need in 2013, it's your mother fucking house! Lololol.
JessayKhrist 8 months ago
Oh fuck run away a tennis ball is attacking the eath XD Oh my god see this is why i love Penn & Teller they are the only sane people i have ever seen everyone else are just fucking CRAZY !!!! lol
CalmDraven 8 months ago
I gotta admit...that shannon chick has some big ass tits.
Mgoblue1017 8 months ago
@Mgoblue1017
no shit she's overweight every thing on her is big!!!
TheProjektcc 8 months ago
Does this count a Penn talking??
Dominoes282 8 months ago
This is hilarious! I'll be laughing more when it is December 22, 2012. I wonder if Jaysen Rand will offer refunds on his books.
Michael500ca 9 months ago
What do the number of steps of a building have to do with the apocalypse? Way to catch a clue...
thrcman 9 months ago
Lol at the map
David062098 9 months ago
WE'RE CRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
brutalMaC23 9 months ago
6:14 "I Lost Count!!" LOL
djdrizzynyc 9 months ago
I can't wait to live my everyday life on December 22nd 2012
fredjustsucks 9 months ago
Hahaha Brown dwarf star. That was priceless :DD
Tehmuumi 9 months ago
6:36 "ruins his cup of tea by dunking the bag" .. wtf does that mean.. I must not know how to make tea cause I dunk my tea bag too.. maybe famous ppl drink tea different than I know
208jodi 9 months ago
9:11 penis
EmmerekandJohnny 9 months ago
There will be an 2nd Great Disappointment in 22nd december 2012
godesscall 9 months ago
gogantik gongarchiant!
astagohai 9 months ago
@astagohai hahahahahha xd
imperioindigena 9 months ago
"Can I Order a Sunday(e)? hahaha"
Epic. Win. Penn.
Noodlelette 10 months ago
RIP Gary Coleman
chantface 10 months ago 2
penis @ 9:13
CAFLoser777 10 months ago
6:37
What's wrong with dunking the teabag?
GummoNZ 10 months ago
lets party lik its 2012
thepapper 10 months ago
8:26 hahahhahahaah
tybash 10 months ago
Thankfully Gary Coleman passed away, WE'RE ALL SAVED!!!!!!!
TomahawkTerror 10 months ago 91
@TomahawkTerror lol
MegaCabbageman 9 months ago
@TomahawkTerror but isnt webster still alive?
arkie74 8 months ago
@arkie74 That's a different actor lol
TomahawkTerror 8 months ago
@TomahawkTerror THEN IT'S TRUE!! WEBSTER GONNA KILL US ALL!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
arkie74 8 months ago
@arkie74 Calm your steed my good sir! Webster is played by Immanuel Luis, that was Gary Coleman. Two different actors that are very similar. Like how Ray Charles is to Stevie Wonder
TomahawkTerror 8 months ago
@TomahawkTerror yes i realize they are two different actors, I used to watch different strokes,and webster every friday nite
arkie74 8 months ago
@arkie74 I'm not that old lol
TomahawkTerror 8 months ago
@arkie74 Watchu talkin about?
wildheartmuse 8 months ago
@wildheartmuse watchu talkin' about willis?!? lmao
arkie74 8 months ago
@TomahawkTerror Dammit man, don't you get it! The charges are already set, he's laughing at us in his grave! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!
MrCorpseGrinder88 6 months ago
@TomahawkTerror
Thats what he wants all of us to think!!!
RonniiV 5 months ago
teller speaks! ....erm.... squawks
MadJohnEscapes 10 months ago
Bwahahaha! The brown dwarf star got huge!
kait112 10 months ago
8:40 what about with our shit ozone will it still filter out
soul11223 10 months ago