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  • Ahh excellent. Closure. Thanks ;-)

    

  • If this was in 1981, the cops would have arrested Henry, just for missing the other guy.

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  • If Henry 'Garfield' Rollins is your shining beacon of 'originality' (....'of all times' no less)

    you really need to go to the library and read some history.

    Start with, "Counter Culture through the Ages"by R.U. Sirius.

    Henry Garfield isn't shit an hasn't expressed an original thought...ever!

    I know. I am God.

  • I am sure it could be arranged Sir Rollins.

  • "Mike says 'I'm on it.' I get another idea, I call the cops back! HIIIIII!!! I'm the guy who called about the guy, checkitout, now there's TWO guys!! Ok, first, guy, nohairwhiteshirtbrownpantsbrow­nshoesrunnin'likeamotherfucker­. 2nd guy, bigfelladarkhairblackshirtblac­kpantsholdingacellphone, first name 'Mike', answers to 'Mike', DON'T SHOOT HIM!!! SHOOT THE OTHER GUY!!! And, by the way, here's his phone number!! Give him a CALL!!!"

  • @tommyt1971 LA THE VIDEO GAME

  • @himmargera666 Thought they already invented that game: Grand Theft Auto!! %-D

  • @tommyt1971 so THAT's why i play GTA

  • ...WHAT?

  • 8 people got caught by Mike.

  • henry rollins has an acute case of badassery

  • hahaha henry rollins has an acute case of b

  • When you hear these stories you also want to know what really happened.

    I'm not saying there's anything wrong with H. Rollins, everybody exagerates.

  • I wanna beat-up 8 people

  • I love his stance lol. Its like he is affraid and intimidated by the audiance and is ready to DASH for his life at any moment lol. Or he could be bracing himself for a Punch that the audiance will be throwing at ANY MOMENT!!! 0_0

  • what is a kafka book?

  • @snowman2009 Google "Franz Kafka." He was a German existentialist author.

  • @snowman2009

    LOL

  • Dudes. Relax. Henry is just funny and one hell of a musician who has expierienced a great deal of life. But, that is just the humble opinion of a 34 mother/teacher/grad student/waitress. (Sorry I'm not a"14 year old" "fart huffing""dick nose" worshiper of Henry.)

  • Henry Rollins: Cop-caller.

    How predictable.

  • Henry likes Kafka? Interesting.

  • Rise Above....

  • I'm on it.

  • He reminds me of Jim Carrey a little bit. :-)

  • Oops, that last comment was meant for babblerabla...not sure what happened there.

  • i was so scared there wouldnt be a second part with the conclusion to this, thanks man

  • Thanks for this second part.

    It's very cool.

  • @HailSagan4Realz So what if his real name is Garfield. What about Jello Biafra? or Slash? or Sting? or Axl Rose? or Bob Dylan? or Bruce Lee? or Chuck Norris? or Charlie Sheen? or Alice Cooper? Rob Zombie? Marilyn Manson? Che Guavara? Mark Twain? Ringo Starr? Maynard James Keenan? Dee Dee Ramone? Paul McCartney? Freddie Mercury? Steven Tyler? Jon Stewart? Dimebag Darrell? Are you really going to criticize every one of these people because they don't use their birth name professionally?

  • @uiruu jackie chan too

  • @uiruu If they all began cashing checks in the name of 'being real' and 'authentic' then yes I would. If they all began shitting on other people and throwing stones, then yes, I would. Also, Rob Zombie? Marilyn Manson? Axl Rose? Alice Copper? The fuck? Slash? These are the people you hold us as uncriticizable? Get a grip.

  • @HailSagan4Realz Uncriticizable? What? No, I'm just saying that stage names are commonplace in show business. The last sentence in that comment was just saying "If you are going to criticize people for fake names, you've got your work cut out for you.

  • @uiruu

    Okay, I don't like Henry Rollins, big fucking deal. But, it's a little sad to see people gush about someone as cliched, fake, and unoriginal as Garfield here. It's embarrassing ...and uncomfortable for me to see such slavish devotion. For Henry fucking Rollins.

    "Probably the most original human being of all times."

    160 thumbs

    Just fucking sad.

    Pick up a book. You're living in an intellectual, cultural GHETTO if Henry Rollins is the most original person u know.

    I'm sure he'd agree.

  • @HailSagan4Realz Ahem, that is off topic.

  • I make my own topics. Thanks.

    =D

  • @HailSagan4Realz So "being real" has entirely to do with a name someone else gave you? Yeah, that makes sense.

  • @zofspade Yeah, cuz that's exactly what I was saying. Where do I even start with this dumb bitch?

  • @HailSagan4Realz That IS what you were saying. You are fucking terrible at forming an argument. You juxtaposed the claim that these people are "real" with the fact they don't use their birth names. That's all you said. Apparently I'm supposed to read your mind after that? Why is it your concern if someone praises Henry Rollins? Are you the defender of truth and justice? The dark knight? Kill yourself, kid.

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  • @zofspade 'Juxtaposed', I'm impressed. Too bad your whole argument is based off an assumtion you made from my post. Plus, you seem very childish and quick to anger. Reminds me of someone. Who could it be? Hmmmm. But hey, you used the word 'juxtaposed' in a sentence. That's got to count for something.

  • @HailSagan4Realz You are easily impressed, my friend. I based it off an assumption because your argument is incomplete and full of nonsense. What else am I supposed to base it off of? Astrology? Quick to anger? Like someone who gets upset when people praise Henry Rollins? Grow a pair and get back to me when you can form a coherent and original thought.

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  • @zofspade I'm not your friend, dicknose.

  • @HailSagan4Realz I'm not a dicknose, fuckface. You sure are quick to anger for someone who criticizes people for being quick to anger.

  • @zofspade Still not your friend, penisfingers.

  • @HailSagan4Realz Now you're not even trying, brother, best friend, good sir, lad.

  • @zofspade I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND, CREEPY CUM GUZZLER.

  • @HailSagan4Realz I love you, too.

    Your Bestest Friend, Z of Spade

  • Yes. henry LAWRENCE Garfield, I've-Got-Something-To-Prove-To­-The-World "Rollins" may be the most original human being ever....Not Dali, Not Danielson, not the millions of iconoclasts and eccentrics throughout the ages ...Henry Hollywood Rollins. Okay. So anyways, Garfield Rollins is the most original person. But why are his fanbot legions such fucking tools and mindless Henry worshippers? Why can't they see any flaw in their hero/idol/gay fantasy?

    Ew, ew, I hope you all like my post! Please!!!!

  • @HailSagan4Realz i smell a troll

  • @babblerabla IWasn't that a line from Harry Potter (book or movie, either one)?

  • @Alienpelvis86 hahha possibly. I wouldn't really know.

  • The fact that selfobsexxed (what a fucking original name!! WOW!!!) thinks that Henry LAWRENCE Garfield (real name) / Fake Hollywood Name "Rollins" is the most 'original human being of all times' shows how utterly stupid and uneducated this group is.

    No one may care what I think but you know what DUMB ASS?

    BEING ORIGINAL MEANS NOT CARING WHAT PEOPLE THINK YOU FUCKING DICK NOSED BABOON!

    You should try it when you hit puberty you dumb fucking douche nugget.

    :p

  • @HailSagan4Realz wow, you sure are obsessed with Mr. Rollins. i mean why would anyone watch vids of someone they hate.

    his birth name isn't and has never been a secret, but people change their names every day.

    you don't use YOUR real name to post here on youtube. i guess maybe YOU have something to prove.

    and you CLEARLY care what people think of YOU that's why you posted the SAME thing over and over on here. you're unoriginal yourself.

  • In fact all Rollins followers...every last 14 year old males, fucking loser with nothing going on in their heads that tune in to Rollins to tell them what to think should just borrow daddy's gun and end it now. Seriously, fucking end it. Now. Go ahead...I'll wait.

  • He looks like a Garfield too. Doesn't he? I mean after you know that's his real name...his face just fits. Garfield. Totally.

    Henry Lawrence Garfield...sounds like someone with a lot to prove to the world ...doesn't it?

  • haha..." hey mike check it out" lol

  • I for one welcome our Henry Rollins overlords.

    Henry Rollins loved Ween. By default this makes him an awesome human, but fuck he's ALSO Henry Rollins. Now he's more awesome than MOST HUMANS AHHH

  • @JIHADJESSE You suck. I'm sure Henry would say the same while his ego rapes yours anally.

  • @dallasdoby3 yeah cause he's totally all about dude anal rape. fag.

  • "And by the way, here's hes phone number.. Give him a call... They do"

  • "It's like: LA...THE VIDEO GAME!!!"

    Classic!

  • henry rollins in one word awesome.

  • Uuh Henry my dear, your friend got shot in the middle of the day, a dude with surgeon gloves tries to break into your house... I'd say its time to move the fuck out and far away!.

  • @pinkshrimp oh man! i forget about the shooting of his friend, that's crazy. it was featured in an episode of unsolved mysteries, which he was on

  • Genius, anyone?

  • @longboat66613

    Its white shirt and brown shoes

  • henry being civil to cops;just as surreal

  • "LA: The videogame"

  • i know,the way he says it is hysterical

  • "there's a guy with no hair white shirt brown pants runnin like a mother fucker down the road get him" lmfao!

  • 1:05 heath ledger. wierd to seem him tho

  • lol,good eye

  • I caught Rollins at the 40 Watt in Athens, Georgia. Awesome guy!

  • He tells hundreds of true stories from his experiences and travels throughout the world. It's a great show if you can catch it - not all "comedy" either; there is a lot of serious subject matter also.

    I met him a couple of times after his shows. He will hang out in spite of being drained just coming off stage. Nice guy, likes to talk to his fans and will sign autographs, etc.

  • @TheRamsesII

    death of joe cole.

  • He is my hero.

    Seriously.

  • I live about 1 1/2 mile from Henry. Believe me, this story is real. He lives quite a privileged life. I see him at Trader Joe's as he pulls into the parking lot in his late model white Beemer. He is an articulate, polite, and hard working man. I was beat up at a Black Flag show back in the day when I was drunk and homeless because I had long hair.

  • "He is an articulate, polite, and hard working man."

    I'd love to meet him.  He seems like a great person.

  • Poor guy!

    Yea.;I missed Black Flag (To my Eternal tregret).;(And I used to follow The Birthday Party+Swans)Due to the massive amount of skins

    These straightedgers..Some Where vile.;Voilent Assholes..But.;Hey.;All ordginialpeople get beat up..Btw.;U should tell Henry!Btw In londen Steve.;Some drunkel fool got stamped on by Henry w Black flag

  • i wonder if this really happened

  • He's talking about LA. It's very possible.

  • is this real? lol

  • Doubt the story is real, but it's still fucking hilarious.

  • its probably like 30 percent true

  • "Don't go. Let's read this one together."

    Aww so cute.

  • Henry Rollins, probably the most original human being of all times

  • fucken aye. hes the realest dude ive ever seen. i wanna meet him so bad.

  • @selfobsexxed

    selfobsexxed, probably the least original groupie of all time.

    Get a life cock snotter. You'll thank me in the morning. Kill your heroes.

    Live for yourself. Fuck Garfield Rollins.

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  • @selfobsexxed apparently you care enough to respond you fart huffing slushy brained shit face. Eat my dick you lame Garfield follower. At least I don't idolize a fucking loser like Henwy Garfield Wallins. Hahaha grow up. Get a life and get off Henwy's dick.

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  • @selfobsexxed I smell someone who likes meaningless labels.

    I'm just pointing out the truth about his name and height. If you can't hang with the facts...then feel free to keep letting people like 'Garfield' do your thinking for you. Peace.

    :-)

  • @HailSagan4Realz If you hate him, why do you watch his videos?

  • @selfobsexxed INDEED!! You CANNOT make this stuff up!!

  • Runnin like a mothafucker!

  • hahah HILARIOUS. hes soo cute at the end.

  • Lol, I love the ending.

  • omfg i am laughing sooo hard

  • the thing people gotta remember here is that Henry Rollins is pathologically alert and afraid when a cop enters the scene... i assume he gets the 1980´s flashbacks

  • @PunkWolf1984 i think instead of afraid, its more of a (excuse the reference) killswitch engage mode lmao

  • @PunkWolf1984 yeah, his best friend was shot feet from him by burglars and the cops tried to pin it on him b/c they thought he was his homosexual lover....I'd be paranoid too.

  • WTF? this man is hillarious!

  • "Involuntarily had my hands up and my legs slightly spread" Made my laugh my ass off

  • THEY HATE US WE HATE THEM

    hell yeah time warp

  • lol his imagination is funny

  • THEY HATE US,WE HATE THEM.

  • we just cant win....

  • pbrmotorsports: because he's henry fucking rollins.

  • it doesn't matter he's Henry Rollins which means he wins at stand up

  • Spot on! I wish that I could call a hippie rather than the pigs if trouble were to erupt. One is in far more danger after a bunch of adolescent, authority seeking losers show up to 'help' you.

  • That was some funny stuff

  • this whole story, in comparison to the others i've found on youtube, seems confused and never seems to resolve itself.

  • hence the title of the dvd

  • Hahhahah...girl in tight black clothing looking to score some Kafka books! Hey! thats my fantasy!

  • kool

  • your right cock-froth. cuz this story ACTUALLY happened.

  • I don't think this burglar story actually happened, but I do know Rollins was a victim of burglary and lost a friend to the incident. It was on an episode of Unsolved Mysteries. Henry's just conjuring material here. It's nothing like what really happened to him.

  • I got a fucking piss-laugh deluxe out of "cock-froth", and I get what you're saying about how everyone seems to boast about what they would do in a given situation, and how it always involves "kicking somebody's ass" or "beating the shit out of them".

  • @cripplefriday he must have a very eventful life

  • you shouldn't live very long.

  • you sir have no sense of humor.

    Henry is also a man of Curiosity, not just *macho* rage or provado.

  • Chick in the front row REALLY wants to fuck him...all respect to Henry,who I think is a great guy,but is it THAT funny??

  • Lmao@ the kitty kat burgler. I love him. He's awesome. And he describes things with so much detail and emotion.

  • LOL I know, that was funny :) He's freakin awesome. I love Henry. I've had so many laughs tonight watching his stuff, I'd compare it to a night-in with Robin Williams! :-D

  • The more and more I think about it, the more and more I want Henry Rollins.

  • ohhh me too

  • i'm 100% straight, but...man...henry rollins....you would.

    (disclaimer, i'm joking i wouldn't actually fuck henry rollins, just making the point that i think hes god)

  • You don't fuck Henry Rollins! Henry Rollins fucks you.

  • thank fuck there was a part 2 - i was dying to hear the end of this!

  • I'm on it.

  • I got it.

  • "I'm on it!"

    That's classic

  • I seriously want to know what his IQ his! I am in love with this mans brain!

  • i love him! he is my ideal guy :)

  • "Don't go, lets read this one together!"

    XD

  • this isn't standup it's spoken word

  • his face when he says "SHOOT THE OTHER GUY!!" is very intimidating

  • I have a different interpretation, but I'm a gal in love, I suppose ;)

  • this is a rollins standup, why the fuck are people talking about audioslave?!?

  • LA ...the video game. hehe  =)

  • What the hell does Audioslave have to do with Henry? Don't try and draw attention away from Mr. Rollins by bringing your Audioslave arguments into this.

  • i generally enjoy henrys work, but this one was shit

  • Oh, you like audioslave.

  • on the contrary, everything is wrong with audioslave

  • lol yeah, some communist

  • Henry Rollins is pure insanity, and that's why he is so great!

  • Henry Rollins speaks truth.

  • actually, it ended great. read Get In The Van by rollins.you will get the rest of the story.the flag was a constant cop magnet.

  • thanks for posting this

  • Good story, but built to a disapponiting cresendo.

  • When Henry dies, I want his tattoos in the Smithsonian.

  • I'm totally stealing that quote from you.

  • I'll lend it to you.

  • He is SO sexy!

  • no doubt

  • thanks for adding the end...was worth it!

  • imvo...you must be young...he's like royalty...