"Mike says 'I'm on it.' I get another idea, I call the cops back! HIIIIII!!! I'm the guy who called about the guy, checkitout, now there's TWO guys!! Ok, first, guy, nohairwhiteshirtbrownpantsbrownshoesrunnin'likeamotherfucker. 2nd guy, bigfelladarkhairblackshirtblackpantsholdingacellphone, first name 'Mike', answers to 'Mike', DON'T SHOOT HIM!!! SHOOT THE OTHER GUY!!! And, by the way, here's his phone number!! Give him a CALL!!!"
I love his stance lol. Its like he is affraid and intimidated by the audiance and is ready to DASH for his life at any moment lol. Or he could be bracing himself for a Punch that the audiance will be throwing at ANY MOMENT!!! 0_0
Dudes. Relax. Henry is just funny and one hell of a musician who has expierienced a great deal of life. But, that is just the humble opinion of a 34 mother/teacher/grad student/waitress. (Sorry I'm not a"14 year old" "fart huffing""dick nose" worshiper of Henry.)
He looks like a Garfield too. Doesn't he? I mean after you know that's his real name...his face just fits. Garfield. Totally.
Henry Lawrence Garfield...sounds like someone with a lot to prove to the world ...doesn't it?
Funny how his little legion of mindless pre-pube followers defend him so vehemently. I want to be like Henwy when I grow up! Don't destroy my fantasies!
@HailSagan4Realz So what if his real name is Garfield. What about Jello Biafra? or Slash? or Sting? or Axl Rose? or Bob Dylan? or Bruce Lee? or Chuck Norris? or Charlie Sheen? or Alice Cooper? Rob Zombie? Marilyn Manson? Che Guavara? Mark Twain? Ringo Starr? Maynard James Keenan? Dee Dee Ramone? Paul McCartney? Freddie Mercury? Steven Tyler? Jon Stewart? Dimebag Darrell? Are you really going to criticize every one of these people because they don't use their birth name professionally?
@uiruu If they all began cashing checks in the name of 'being real' and 'authentic' then yes I would. If they all began shitting on other people and throwing stones, then yes, I would. Also, Rob Zombie? Marilyn Manson? Axl Rose? Alice Copper? The fuck? Slash? These are the people you hold us as uncriticizable? Get a grip.
@HailSagan4Realz Uncriticizable? What? No, I'm just saying that stage names are commonplace in show business. The last sentence in that comment was just saying "If you are going to criticize people for fake names, you've got your work cut out for you.
Okay, I don't like Henry Rollins, big fucking deal. But, it's a little sad to see people gush about someone as cliched, fake, and unoriginal as Garfield here. It's embarrassing ...and uncomfortable for me to see such slavish devotion. For Henry fucking Rollins.
"Probably the most original human being of all times."
160 thumbs
Just fucking sad.
Pick up a book. You're living in an intellectual, cultural GHETTO if Henry Rollins is the most original person u know.
@HailSagan4Realz That IS what you were saying. You are fucking terrible at forming an argument. You juxtaposed the claim that these people are "real" with the fact they don't use their birth names. That's all you said. Apparently I'm supposed to read your mind after that? Why is it your concern if someone praises Henry Rollins? Are you the defender of truth and justice? The dark knight? Kill yourself, kid.
@zofspade 'Juxtaposed', I'm impressed. Too bad your whole argument is based off an assumtion you made from my post. Plus, you seem very childish and quick to anger. Reminds me of someone. Who could it be? Hmmmm. But hey, you used the word 'juxtaposed' in a sentence. That's got to count for something.
@HailSagan4Realz You are easily impressed, my friend. I based it off an assumption because your argument is incomplete and full of nonsense. What else am I supposed to base it off of? Astrology? Quick to anger? Like someone who gets upset when people praise Henry Rollins? Grow a pair and get back to me when you can form a coherent and original thought.
Yes. henry LAWRENCE Garfield, I've-Got-Something-To-Prove-To-The-World "Rollins" may be the most original human being ever....Not Dali, Not Danielson, not the millions of iconoclasts and eccentrics throughout the ages ...Henry Hollywood Rollins. Okay. So anyways, Garfield Rollins is the most original person. But why are his fanbot legions such fucking tools and mindless Henry worshippers? Why can't they see any flaw in their hero/idol/gay fantasy?
The fact that selfobsexxed (what a fucking original name!! WOW!!!) thinks that Henry LAWRENCE Garfield (real name) / Fake Hollywood Name "Rollins" is the most 'original human being of all times' shows how utterly stupid and uneducated this group is.
No one may care what I think but you know what DUMB ASS?
BEING ORIGINAL MEANS NOT CARING WHAT PEOPLE THINK YOU FUCKING DICK NOSED BABOON!
You should try it when you hit puberty you dumb fucking douche nugget.
In fact all Rollins followers...every last 14 year old males, fucking loser with nothing going on in their heads that tune in to Rollins to tell them what to think should just borrow daddy's gun and end it now. Seriously, fucking end it. Now. Go ahead...I'll wait.
Uuh Henry my dear, your friend got shot in the middle of the day, a dude with surgeon gloves tries to break into your house... I'd say its time to move the fuck out and far away!.
Funny how Henry's cop hating, immigrant loving bullshit took a back set when a mexican broke into HIS house and He had to call the Cops to do what He was too scared to do for himself.
It's pretty typical from the Libs, though...it really is.
He tells hundreds of true stories from his experiences and travels throughout the world. It's a great show if you can catch it - not all "comedy" either; there is a lot of serious subject matter also.
I met him a couple of times after his shows. He will hang out in spite of being drained just coming off stage. Nice guy, likes to talk to his fans and will sign autographs, etc.
I live about 1 1/2 mile from Henry. Believe me, this story is real. He lives quite a privileged life. I see him at Trader Joe's as he pulls into the parking lot in his late model white Beemer. He is an articulate, polite, and hard working man. I was beat up at a Black Flag show back in the day when I was drunk and homeless because I had long hair.
Yea.;I missed Black Flag (To my Eternal tregret).;(And I used to follow The Birthday Party+Swans)Due to the massive amount of skins
These straightedgers..Some Where vile.;Voilent Assholes..But.;Hey.;All ordginialpeople get beat up..Btw.;U should tell Henry!Btw In londen Steve.;Some drunkel fool got stamped on by Henry w Black flag
@selfobsexxed apparently you care enough to respond you fart huffing slushy brained shit face. Eat my dick you lame Garfield follower. At least I don't idolize a fucking loser like Henwy Garfield Wallins. Hahaha grow up. Get a life and get off Henwy's dick.
@selfobsexxed I smell someone who likes meaningless labels.
I'm just pointing out the truth about his name and height. If you can't hang with the facts...then feel free to keep letting people like 'Garfield' do your thinking for you. Peace.
the thing people gotta remember here is that Henry Rollins is pathologically alert and afraid when a cop enters the scene... i assume he gets the 1980´s flashbacks
@PunkWolf1984 yeah, his best friend was shot feet from him by burglars and the cops tried to pin it on him b/c they thought he was his homosexual lover....I'd be paranoid too.
Spot on! I wish that I could call a hippie rather than the pigs if trouble were to erupt. One is in far more danger after a bunch of adolescent, authority seeking losers show up to 'help' you.
The end of the story kinda sucked, first of all, if I see someone in my house, the first thing I wanna do is attack him and beat the shit out of him! Henry, the super macho dude, just froze, didn't do anything, he just had a nice, retarded conversation with the burglar...it's just retarded. I would call the cops of course, but if the burglar doesn't have a gun, I'll beat the shit out of him for sure!
I think Henry is amazing, don't get me wrong, but this time, he got way too confused, I think...his overly thinking brain got the best of him this time
I don't think this burglar story actually happened, but I do know Rollins was a victim of burglary and lost a friend to the incident. It was on an episode of Unsolved Mysteries. Henry's just conjuring material here. It's nothing like what really happened to him.
I got a fucking piss-laugh deluxe out of "cock-froth", and I get what you're saying about how everyone seems to boast about what they would do in a given situation, and how it always involves "kicking somebody's ass" or "beating the shit out of them".
LOL I know, that was funny :) He's freakin awesome. I love Henry. I've had so many laughs tonight watching his stuff, I'd compare it to a night-in with Robin Williams! :-D
What the hell does Audioslave have to do with Henry? Don't try and draw attention away from Mr. Rollins by bringing your Audioslave arguments into this.
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like what? and i want to hear a serious comment, not just a diss back on me.
bet you cant name anything plausible except maybe that the other band members were from ratm and tom morello was a communist FUCK. their music was flawless
Ahh excellent. Closure. Thanks ;-)
Geekman333 3 months ago
If this was in 1981, the cops would have arrested Henry, just for missing the other guy.
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HailSagan4Realz 4 months ago
If Henry 'Garfield' Rollins is your shining beacon of 'originality' (....'of all times' no less)
you really need to go to the library and read some history.
Start with, "Counter Culture through the Ages"by R.U. Sirius.
Henry Garfield isn't shit an hasn't expressed an original thought...ever!
I know. I am God.
HailSagan4Realz 5 months ago
I am sure it could be arranged Sir Rollins.
Lieu3C4 8 months ago
"Mike says 'I'm on it.' I get another idea, I call the cops back! HIIIIII!!! I'm the guy who called about the guy, checkitout, now there's TWO guys!! Ok, first, guy, nohairwhiteshirtbrownpantsbrownshoesrunnin'likeamotherfucker. 2nd guy, bigfelladarkhairblackshirtblackpantsholdingacellphone, first name 'Mike', answers to 'Mike', DON'T SHOOT HIM!!! SHOOT THE OTHER GUY!!! And, by the way, here's his phone number!! Give him a CALL!!!"
tommyt1971 9 months ago
@tommyt1971 LA THE VIDEO GAME
himmargera666 8 months ago
@himmargera666 Thought they already invented that game: Grand Theft Auto!! %-D
tommyt1971 8 months ago
@tommyt1971 so THAT's why i play GTA
himmargera666 8 months ago
...WHAT?
HideFromFacebook 10 months ago
8 people got caught by Mike.
odallard 10 months ago 7
henry rollins has an acute case of badassery
pot4tots 10 months ago
hahaha henry rollins has an acute case of b
pot4tots 10 months ago
When you hear these stories you also want to know what really happened.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with H. Rollins, everybody exagerates.
charlesvan13 11 months ago
I wanna beat-up 8 people
khublam 11 months ago
I love his stance lol. Its like he is affraid and intimidated by the audiance and is ready to DASH for his life at any moment lol. Or he could be bracing himself for a Punch that the audiance will be throwing at ANY MOMENT!!! 0_0
azPonyboy 1 year ago
what is a kafka book?
snowman2009 1 year ago
@snowman2009 Google "Franz Kafka." He was a German existentialist author.
Kurasuke 1 year ago
@snowman2009
LOL
moleculecarriermusic 10 months ago
Dudes. Relax. Henry is just funny and one hell of a musician who has expierienced a great deal of life. But, that is just the humble opinion of a 34 mother/teacher/grad student/waitress. (Sorry I'm not a"14 year old" "fart huffing""dick nose" worshiper of Henry.)
studenteacher99 1 year ago 2
Henry Rollins: Cop-caller.
How predictable.
deadeyesdisarm 1 year ago
Henry likes Kafka? Interesting.
livingstranger 1 year ago
Rise Above....
MrStrongStyle 1 year ago
I'm on it.
Xskillna 1 year ago
He reminds me of Jim Carrey a little bit. :-)
freejrs 1 year ago
Oops, that last comment was meant for babblerabla...not sure what happened there.
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
i was so scared there wouldnt be a second part with the conclusion to this, thanks man
MrOrion92 1 year ago 12
Thanks for this second part.
It's very cool.
faunflynn 1 year ago
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He looks like a Garfield too. Doesn't he? I mean after you know that's his real name...his face just fits. Garfield. Totally.
Henry Lawrence Garfield...sounds like someone with a lot to prove to the world ...doesn't it?
Funny how his little legion of mindless pre-pube followers defend him so vehemently. I want to be like Henwy when I grow up! Don't destroy my fantasies!
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
@HailSagan4Realz So what if his real name is Garfield. What about Jello Biafra? or Slash? or Sting? or Axl Rose? or Bob Dylan? or Bruce Lee? or Chuck Norris? or Charlie Sheen? or Alice Cooper? Rob Zombie? Marilyn Manson? Che Guavara? Mark Twain? Ringo Starr? Maynard James Keenan? Dee Dee Ramone? Paul McCartney? Freddie Mercury? Steven Tyler? Jon Stewart? Dimebag Darrell? Are you really going to criticize every one of these people because they don't use their birth name professionally?
uiruu 9 months ago 3
@uiruu jackie chan too
philold09 9 months ago
@uiruu If they all began cashing checks in the name of 'being real' and 'authentic' then yes I would. If they all began shitting on other people and throwing stones, then yes, I would. Also, Rob Zombie? Marilyn Manson? Axl Rose? Alice Copper? The fuck? Slash? These are the people you hold us as uncriticizable? Get a grip.
HailSagan4Realz 5 months ago
@HailSagan4Realz Uncriticizable? What? No, I'm just saying that stage names are commonplace in show business. The last sentence in that comment was just saying "If you are going to criticize people for fake names, you've got your work cut out for you.
uiruu 5 months ago
@uiruu
Okay, I don't like Henry Rollins, big fucking deal. But, it's a little sad to see people gush about someone as cliched, fake, and unoriginal as Garfield here. It's embarrassing ...and uncomfortable for me to see such slavish devotion. For Henry fucking Rollins.
"Probably the most original human being of all times."
160 thumbs
Just fucking sad.
Pick up a book. You're living in an intellectual, cultural GHETTO if Henry Rollins is the most original person u know.
I'm sure he'd agree.
HailSagan4Realz 4 months ago
@HailSagan4Realz Ahem, that is off topic.
uiruu 4 months ago
I make my own topics. Thanks.
=D
HailSagan4Realz 4 months ago
@HailSagan4Realz So "being real" has entirely to do with a name someone else gave you? Yeah, that makes sense.
zofspade 4 months ago
@zofspade Yeah, cuz that's exactly what I was saying. Where do I even start with this dumb bitch?
HailSagan4Realz 4 months ago
@HailSagan4Realz That IS what you were saying. You are fucking terrible at forming an argument. You juxtaposed the claim that these people are "real" with the fact they don't use their birth names. That's all you said. Apparently I'm supposed to read your mind after that? Why is it your concern if someone praises Henry Rollins? Are you the defender of truth and justice? The dark knight? Kill yourself, kid.
zofspade 4 months ago
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HailSagan4Realz 4 months ago
@zofspade 'Juxtaposed', I'm impressed. Too bad your whole argument is based off an assumtion you made from my post. Plus, you seem very childish and quick to anger. Reminds me of someone. Who could it be? Hmmmm. But hey, you used the word 'juxtaposed' in a sentence. That's got to count for something.
HailSagan4Realz 4 months ago
@HailSagan4Realz You are easily impressed, my friend. I based it off an assumption because your argument is incomplete and full of nonsense. What else am I supposed to base it off of? Astrology? Quick to anger? Like someone who gets upset when people praise Henry Rollins? Grow a pair and get back to me when you can form a coherent and original thought.
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HailSagan4Realz 4 months ago
@zofspade I'm not your friend, dicknose.
HailSagan4Realz 4 months ago
@HailSagan4Realz I'm not a dicknose, fuckface. You sure are quick to anger for someone who criticizes people for being quick to anger.
zofspade 4 months ago
@zofspade Still not your friend, penisfingers.
HailSagan4Realz 4 months ago
@HailSagan4Realz Now you're not even trying, brother, best friend, good sir, lad.
zofspade 4 months ago
@zofspade I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND, CREEPY CUM GUZZLER.
HailSagan4Realz 4 months ago
@HailSagan4Realz I love you, too.
Your Bestest Friend, Z of Spade
zofspade 4 months ago
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He looks like a Garfield too. Doesn't he? I mean after you know that's his real name...his face just fits. Garfield. Totally.
Henry Lawrence Garfield...sounds like someone with a lot to prove to the world ...doesn't it?
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
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He looks like a Garfield too. Doesn't he? I mean after you know that's his real name...his face just fits. Garfield. Totally.
Henry Lawrence Garfield...sounds like someone with a lot to prove to the world ...doesn't it?
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
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He looks like a Garfield too. Doesn't he? I mean after you know that's his real name...his face just fits. Garfield. Totally.
Henry Lawrence Garfield...sounds like someone with a lot to prove to the world ...doesn't it?
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
Yes. henry LAWRENCE Garfield, I've-Got-Something-To-Prove-To-The-World "Rollins" may be the most original human being ever....Not Dali, Not Danielson, not the millions of iconoclasts and eccentrics throughout the ages ...Henry Hollywood Rollins. Okay. So anyways, Garfield Rollins is the most original person. But why are his fanbot legions such fucking tools and mindless Henry worshippers? Why can't they see any flaw in their hero/idol/gay fantasy?
Ew, ew, I hope you all like my post! Please!!!!
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
@HailSagan4Realz i smell a troll
babblerabla 1 year ago
@babblerabla IWasn't that a line from Harry Potter (book or movie, either one)?
Alienpelvis86 1 year ago
@Alienpelvis86 hahha possibly. I wouldn't really know.
babblerabla 1 year ago
The fact that selfobsexxed (what a fucking original name!! WOW!!!) thinks that Henry LAWRENCE Garfield (real name) / Fake Hollywood Name "Rollins" is the most 'original human being of all times' shows how utterly stupid and uneducated this group is.
No one may care what I think but you know what DUMB ASS?
BEING ORIGINAL MEANS NOT CARING WHAT PEOPLE THINK YOU FUCKING DICK NOSED BABOON!
You should try it when you hit puberty you dumb fucking douche nugget.
:p
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
@HailSagan4Realz wow, you sure are obsessed with Mr. Rollins. i mean why would anyone watch vids of someone they hate.
his birth name isn't and has never been a secret, but people change their names every day.
you don't use YOUR real name to post here on youtube. i guess maybe YOU have something to prove.
and you CLEARLY care what people think of YOU that's why you posted the SAME thing over and over on here. you're unoriginal yourself.
loanaea 1 year ago
In fact all Rollins followers...every last 14 year old males, fucking loser with nothing going on in their heads that tune in to Rollins to tell them what to think should just borrow daddy's gun and end it now. Seriously, fucking end it. Now. Go ahead...I'll wait.
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
He looks like a Garfield too. Doesn't he? I mean after you know that's his real name...his face just fits. Garfield. Totally.
Henry Lawrence Garfield...sounds like someone with a lot to prove to the world ...doesn't it?
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
haha..." hey mike check it out" lol
jamesrrdrew 1 year ago
I for one welcome our Henry Rollins overlords.
Henry Rollins loved Ween. By default this makes him an awesome human, but fuck he's ALSO Henry Rollins. Now he's more awesome than MOST HUMANS AHHH
JLoveBomb 1 year ago
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henry sucks.
JIHADJESSE 1 year ago
@JIHADJESSE You suck. I'm sure Henry would say the same while his ego rapes yours anally.
dallasdoby3 1 year ago
@dallasdoby3 yeah cause he's totally all about dude anal rape. fag.
JIHADJESSE 1 year ago
"And by the way, here's hes phone number.. Give him a call... They do"
PunkDirector86 1 year ago
"It's like: LA...THE VIDEO GAME!!!"
Classic!
sku22man 1 year ago
henry rollins in one word awesome.
davethebat09 1 year ago
Uuh Henry my dear, your friend got shot in the middle of the day, a dude with surgeon gloves tries to break into your house... I'd say its time to move the fuck out and far away!.
pinkshrimp 1 year ago 5
@pinkshrimp oh man! i forget about the shooting of his friend, that's crazy. it was featured in an episode of unsolved mysteries, which he was on
theincompetentme 1 year ago
Genius, anyone?
ktrel54 1 year ago
@longboat66613
Its white shirt and brown shoes
Xerock 1 year ago
henry being civil to cops;just as surreal
ghostwhiskey 1 year ago 7
"LA: The videogame"
PrivateSnowballTFC 1 year ago 8
i know,the way he says it is hysterical
ghostwhiskey 1 year ago
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Funny how Henry's cop hating, immigrant loving bullshit took a back set when a mexican broke into HIS house and He had to call the Cops to do what He was too scared to do for himself.
It's pretty typical from the Libs, though...it really is.
shadowdrinkerx 1 year ago
"there's a guy with no hair white shirt brown pants runnin like a mother fucker down the road get him" lmfao!
suckmyballz98 1 year ago 3
1:05 heath ledger. wierd to seem him tho
strasserk08 1 year ago
lol,good eye
ghostwhiskey 1 year ago
I caught Rollins at the 40 Watt in Athens, Georgia. Awesome guy!
apophis529 1 year ago
He tells hundreds of true stories from his experiences and travels throughout the world. It's a great show if you can catch it - not all "comedy" either; there is a lot of serious subject matter also.
I met him a couple of times after his shows. He will hang out in spite of being drained just coming off stage. Nice guy, likes to talk to his fans and will sign autographs, etc.
TheRamsesII 2 years ago 22
@TheRamsesII
death of joe cole.
theknucklehead92 2 years ago
He is my hero.
Seriously.
Hanalouloubaby 2 years ago 3
I live about 1 1/2 mile from Henry. Believe me, this story is real. He lives quite a privileged life. I see him at Trader Joe's as he pulls into the parking lot in his late model white Beemer. He is an articulate, polite, and hard working man. I was beat up at a Black Flag show back in the day when I was drunk and homeless because I had long hair.
bamboosa 2 years ago 4
"He is an articulate, polite, and hard working man."
I'd love to meet him. He seems like a great person.
ikvsabre 2 years ago 5
Poor guy!
Yea.;I missed Black Flag (To my Eternal tregret).;(And I used to follow The Birthday Party+Swans)Due to the massive amount of skins
These straightedgers..Some Where vile.;Voilent Assholes..But.;Hey.;All ordginialpeople get beat up..Btw.;U should tell Henry!Btw In londen Steve.;Some drunkel fool got stamped on by Henry w Black flag
borntokillyou 2 years ago
i wonder if this really happened
janetwv 2 years ago
He's talking about LA. It's very possible.
skitfu 2 years ago 2
is this real? lol
sunchild90 2 years ago
Doubt the story is real, but it's still fucking hilarious.
Nodrog666 2 years ago 2
its probably like 30 percent true
ishitbiscuits 2 years ago
"Don't go. Let's read this one together."
Aww so cute.
TomMSTie 2 years ago 5
Henry Rollins, probably the most original human being of all times
selfobsexxed 2 years ago 160
fucken aye. hes the realest dude ive ever seen. i wanna meet him so bad.
kyjello12 2 years ago 11
@selfobsexxed
selfobsexxed, probably the least original groupie of all time.
Get a life cock snotter. You'll thank me in the morning. Kill your heroes.
Live for yourself. Fuck Garfield Rollins.
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
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selfobsexxed 1 year ago
@selfobsexxed apparently you care enough to respond you fart huffing slushy brained shit face. Eat my dick you lame Garfield follower. At least I don't idolize a fucking loser like Henwy Garfield Wallins. Hahaha grow up. Get a life and get off Henwy's dick.
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
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selfobsexxed 1 year ago
@selfobsexxed I smell someone who likes meaningless labels.
I'm just pointing out the truth about his name and height. If you can't hang with the facts...then feel free to keep letting people like 'Garfield' do your thinking for you. Peace.
:-)
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
@HailSagan4Realz If you hate him, why do you watch his videos?
Explosiveelm 1 year ago
@selfobsexxed INDEED!! You CANNOT make this stuff up!!
tommyt1971 9 months ago
Runnin like a mothafucker!
AddEmergency 2 years ago 11
hahah HILARIOUS. hes soo cute at the end.
Jelloxox 2 years ago 6
Lol, I love the ending.
Teenagefreedomfightr 2 years ago 2
omfg i am laughing sooo hard
Capz541 2 years ago 7
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What was so funny about this story?
This guy is just dreadful.
seoulstar 2 years ago
the thing people gotta remember here is that Henry Rollins is pathologically alert and afraid when a cop enters the scene... i assume he gets the 1980´s flashbacks
PunkWolf1984 2 years ago 142
@PunkWolf1984 i think instead of afraid, its more of a (excuse the reference) killswitch engage mode lmao
xXCopEaterXx 1 year ago
@PunkWolf1984 yeah, his best friend was shot feet from him by burglars and the cops tried to pin it on him b/c they thought he was his homosexual lover....I'd be paranoid too.
saabstorey 10 months ago
WTF? this man is hillarious!
Ka0Z86 2 years ago 8
"Involuntarily had my hands up and my legs slightly spread" Made my laugh my ass off
Hambraeus 2 years ago 12
THEY HATE US WE HATE THEM
hell yeah time warp
PunkMartyr 2 years ago 8
lol his imagination is funny
fuckyoutoodotcom 2 years ago 9
THEY HATE US,WE HATE THEM.
mrrlazyboi 2 years ago
we just cant win....
bardybeard 2 years ago 5
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this guy is an idiot why are so many people watching him?
pbrmotorsports 2 years ago
pbrmotorsports: because he's henry fucking rollins.
NervousBreakdown27 2 years ago 4
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But he is not even funny.
pbrmotorsports 2 years ago
it doesn't matter he's Henry Rollins which means he wins at stand up
freshdamon 2 years ago 10
Spot on! I wish that I could call a hippie rather than the pigs if trouble were to erupt. One is in far more danger after a bunch of adolescent, authority seeking losers show up to 'help' you.
AkronTru 2 years ago
That was some funny stuff
johnadams44565 2 years ago
this whole story, in comparison to the others i've found on youtube, seems confused and never seems to resolve itself.
posthumanhero 3 years ago
hence the title of the dvd
myguitardidyermom12 2 years ago 6
Hahhahah...girl in tight black clothing looking to score some Kafka books! Hey! thats my fantasy!
GrimTrekkie 3 years ago 5
kool
1234wetes 3 years ago
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The end of the story kinda sucked, first of all, if I see someone in my house, the first thing I wanna do is attack him and beat the shit out of him! Henry, the super macho dude, just froze, didn't do anything, he just had a nice, retarded conversation with the burglar...it's just retarded. I would call the cops of course, but if the burglar doesn't have a gun, I'll beat the shit out of him for sure!
ItalianWarrior777 3 years ago
your right cock-froth. cuz this story ACTUALLY happened.
cripplefriday 3 years ago
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I think Henry is amazing, don't get me wrong, but this time, he got way too confused, I think...his overly thinking brain got the best of him this time
ItalianWarrior777 3 years ago
I don't think this burglar story actually happened, but I do know Rollins was a victim of burglary and lost a friend to the incident. It was on an episode of Unsolved Mysteries. Henry's just conjuring material here. It's nothing like what really happened to him.
SickFixx2 3 years ago 2
I got a fucking piss-laugh deluxe out of "cock-froth", and I get what you're saying about how everyone seems to boast about what they would do in a given situation, and how it always involves "kicking somebody's ass" or "beating the shit out of them".
intanjible 3 years ago 9
@cripplefriday he must have a very eventful life
pazmeister99 1 year ago
you shouldn't live very long.
kungfuwookie 3 years ago
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and your mother is a whore
ItalianWarrior777 3 years ago
you sir have no sense of humor.
Henry is also a man of Curiosity, not just *macho* rage or provado.
HowlsFury 3 years ago 26
Chick in the front row REALLY wants to fuck him...all respect to Henry,who I think is a great guy,but is it THAT funny??
giantrobot9000 3 years ago
Lmao@ the kitty kat burgler. I love him. He's awesome. And he describes things with so much detail and emotion.
xeshtaed 3 years ago 11
LOL I know, that was funny :) He's freakin awesome. I love Henry. I've had so many laughs tonight watching his stuff, I'd compare it to a night-in with Robin Williams! :-D
autumnzephyr 3 years ago 5
The more and more I think about it, the more and more I want Henry Rollins.
lindzimae 3 years ago 26
ohhh me too
poisonheartkate 3 years ago 9
i'm 100% straight, but...man...henry rollins....you would.
(disclaimer, i'm joking i wouldn't actually fuck henry rollins, just making the point that i think hes god)
cripplefriday 3 years ago 20
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ummm...no offence but would you fuck god O.o
TheSeegmo 3 years ago
You don't fuck Henry Rollins! Henry Rollins fucks you.
Jaaaaam 2 years ago 21
thank fuck there was a part 2 - i was dying to hear the end of this!
mojo23mojo 3 years ago 11
I'm on it.
Lenunculus 4 years ago 2
I got it.
CleverDjembe 3 years ago
"I'm on it!"
That's classic
Xerock 4 years ago 9
I seriously want to know what his IQ his! I am in love with this mans brain!
pixiegamine 4 years ago 3
i love him! he is my ideal guy :)
Biggurl12 4 years ago 4
"Don't go, lets read this one together!"
XD
MoskvaLycan 4 years ago 4
this isn't standup it's spoken word
tugboat94 4 years ago 5
his face when he says "SHOOT THE OTHER GUY!!" is very intimidating
rightbrigade92 4 years ago 9
I have a different interpretation, but I'm a gal in love, I suppose ;)
jmpms 4 years ago 6
this is a rollins standup, why the fuck are people talking about audioslave?!?
timdoodoo 4 years ago 5
LA ...the video game. hehe =)
mickster00 4 years ago 2
What the hell does Audioslave have to do with Henry? Don't try and draw attention away from Mr. Rollins by bringing your Audioslave arguments into this.
time4dnickster 4 years ago 5
i generally enjoy henrys work, but this one was shit
audioslave187 4 years ago
Oh, you like audioslave.
Deathby 4 years ago
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nothing wrong with audioslave, you faggot
audioslave187 4 years ago
on the contrary, everything is wrong with audioslave
OnionBaggage 4 years ago
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like what? and i want to hear a serious comment, not just a diss back on me.
bet you cant name anything plausible except maybe that the other band members were from ratm and tom morello was a communist FUCK. their music was flawless
audioslave187 4 years ago
lol yeah, some communist
PartePibes 4 years ago 3
Henry Rollins is pure insanity, and that's why he is so great!
ItalianWarrior777 4 years ago 4
Henry Rollins speaks truth.
SteelAngelJohn 4 years ago 9
actually, it ended great. read Get In The Van by rollins.you will get the rest of the story.the flag was a constant cop magnet.
chopin77 4 years ago 3
thanks for posting this
pennilesscripple 4 years ago
Good story, but built to a disapponiting cresendo.
thenodfather 4 years ago
When Henry dies, I want his tattoos in the Smithsonian.
mujinnokoya 4 years ago
I'm totally stealing that quote from you.
RobbieColfax 4 years ago
I'll lend it to you.
mujinnokoya 4 years ago
He is SO sexy!
Overspringshandling 4 years ago
no doubt
bewarelog 4 years ago
thanks for adding the end...was worth it!
michelleandpeterb 4 years ago
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this guy sucks
imvo 4 years ago
imvo...you must be young...he's like royalty...
michelleandpeterb 4 years ago