Drunken Monkey Technique

[cobbglenn111]

Drunken dumbass technique

[jakemister12794]

My newborn sis can do better.

[juiceman616]

This isn't drunken monkey. More like drunken asshole

[DrunkenMonkeyStyle77]

Its like watching a circus! Loop& rewind of lololololololol 4 evr

[TeamImpulseLA]

If Bruce Lee saw this this, his cause of death would of been from laughter lol

[kazzu100]

well... no matter how, but this one guy has brought down the apple from him :D

(sry for bad english)

[DiegoMachida]

The Black dude.... thats what i call, show must go on !

[XxEmosoul91xX]

@lewi587 yes they are

[XxEmosoul91xX]

the black guy afro samuria brother and thats why you never heard of him

[babygotbackyall]

Where did you find these epic failures and how did you convince them it was a good idea to video tape this?

[LittleMissSparkles98]

@babygotbackyall this was from a movie or smtn i forget which one

[Xilles123]

ahahahahah the fat guy fail hardest

[leohighwind]

who is this crazy?????????

[AndyRaslan]

He should have said "I hope you like gay". It would have fit in better.

[maestroborracho2011]

son los alumnos de van damme lolllllllllll

[onegaisti]

Lol! The guy face-planted the backflip and tried to get up spinnin' the nunchucks.

[anant214]

i usually don't comment

but this crazy act made me do so

what did he get by doing so

making a fun of himself

i think he hasn''t meet a real martial artist otherwise

[StillFlutchyD]

Oh my god are you okay?

no hes not -.-'

[Wimpedout8]

Boss.

[alltopics101]

The cockiest expression ever at 0:51! look out Tony Jaa!

[DVG1997]

OHH MY GOD THIS WAS FUCKIN DUMB ASS HELL

[toox]

Black ninja is the MAN !!! wwwwouuuatatatatatatata #~£µ!!?## "ouch"

[ecopsher]

The black guy is the only real one.

[psychedashell]

This actually looks like fun...I want one of those punching bags, nunchukku frighten the hell out of me (I'm a danger to myselves with those things) and that is an awesome way to get apples from high places, find me a way to fall with my mouth closer to the apple and I'd be in heaven!

[juliomrgtz]

take care kids, or you can hurt someone...

[nickcarullo]

bruce leeroy are you okay!?!?!?

[viyark]

are these guys for real?!!?

[Starzerolanding]

This a funny video

[Y2JMonStaa]

FAIL

[M40A3SCJ]

wow there failers

[SoccerBoy1903]

Thats a new way of Kung Fu

[PraxisAxis]

It's like if all the cab drivers I've ever known did a martial arts demonstration.

[coolaidstupidguts]

wow amazing..... AHAHAHHAHAAHAH this is actually hilarious...

at least it gives REAL martial artists a break.

[uberplayer]

why kind of wood is this?!

[datnikkanesquik]

id fight all of em at the same time.  they would knock each other out, i wouldnt have to do much..... lmfao!

[finalconsecration]

@datnikkanesquik They wouldn't knock each other out. They'd knock themselves out. haha.

[ilovetrungnguyen]

I NEVER LOSE

[flyinhawaiian85]

"what kind of wood is this?!" hahahaha

[MysteriousStranger08]

fat guy lol

[SiddTheFrickingNayak]

LOL THE BLACK GUY

[Andi0012345]

"I hope you like pain". LOL I laugh so hard I get PAIN LOOOOOOL

[Tezibaer]

these guys are sooo ridicolous...

;)

[metalboy031290]

0:51 THAT'S GOTTA HURT IN THE MORNING!!! LOL

[irishbum2007]

"i never lose!" lool

[Hermylolol]

You must be stupid not to realize this is meant to be a joke. What a shame to humanity :(

[Bigbonsai21]

laughed my ass off - thx for sharing

[1989daniii]

1:18 a really fat BJ Penn

[1989daniii]

at 1:05 looks like John Malkovich

[mythman123451]

ROFL AFRO NINJA!!!!!!

[Brothaninja]

wtf lol



[Akuma2unlimited]

Not funny should be sued for their lives..

[GoatV8]

What exactly is this video?

[phiphileung]

this is so funny they always fall down lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[jackhorkheimer]

lol I can't believe anyone would be stupid enough to think this video is serious.

My personal favorite is the "I never lose" guy.

[subthing]

You certainly got the drunken bit right.

[c00lb0y10]

I think they were the "drunken monkeys" :)

[togsniper]

"what kind of wood is this" says the fatty at the end. lol

[masterblaksheap]

roflmao

[minidude1550]

afro ninja FTW!

[southlandMario]

THE MARTIAL ART SCHOOL OF FAIL

[Fat1Rulez]

I never lose.

[ShoyruDrag0n]

vieze vuile kanker leiers

[georgeharris44]

@xFierceDeityLinkx ikr

[xFierceDeityLinkx]

This disgraces the drunken monkey fighting style U_U

[DaDiSaDaWg]

1:30 FAIL!!!!!! hahahahah

[4kilometers]

i hope you like pain

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[xllELiiT3llx]

I liked the beginning,that was hilarious!

[khunk631]

ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha­hahahahahhaahahahahahahaahahah­ahahhaa

[EvilLordFrieza]

LOL at the no wood breaking

[tevinm14]

hahaahaha

[TheTransfigured]

Hilarious stuff lads, it really made me chuckle tnx!!!

[Narutowarrior022]

People in this video are a disgrace to Martial Arts

[evanbeahan]

do they actually think theyre good xD

[apanmarius]

wow ,a bunch o retards haha

[Jali005]

I was not ready for this much fail in this Video DX

[realgoodbread]

I can't stop laughing. Brilliant.

[dekal1]

I thought it was pretty funny.

[Obeijin]

I thought it was funny myself. Have a sense of humour guys !

[MudaaFuckaah]

issuess lmfao

[kovujackson]

is this supposed to be funny?

[nikkytoh]

lmfao =))

[cowboy9mmca]

I have seen this video time and time again and I still howl at how these guys make complete jackasses of themselves!

[HazorTheHopeEnder]

i like how 0:50 tried to recover

[krliltiger]

the pinky and the brain lol

[damanisdakila]

lol this the funniest shit ever

[TheChefKev]

I hope you like Pain ! hahah yeah, from watching you doin this !

[nakano1g]

hahahaha

[Thems]

hahahaha that was shit ...fuckin funny...made my day...

[suksuk2]

quanto sono kojoniiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Adytheguitar]

I think everyone is missing the point ot this video. Its only a joke!

The team who made the video must be laughing their asses off at all these comments! LOL

[tristecalamar]

hahahahah!! OMG shaolin

[HarrisGames]

what kind of wood is this? rofl

[StarryKid06]

I quit at 15 seconds but I still want those 15 seconds back.

[goku6330]

writing a comments not gonna get them 15 seconds back

[VTrigguh]

the nun chuck was the funniest LOL

[Vorboils220]

I should give you some credit. I see you went through a lot of effort to embarrass yourselves. You probably enjoy making yourselves look stupid, because that's precisely what you did in this video. With that being the case...well, you get the picture. You'd be an embarrassment to your students and they would be ashamed of you. Clearly, you couldn't teach anyone anything and you couldn't win a tournament to save your lives.

[Antitodo2889]

i have a belly button LoL

[nero8289]

@Antitodo2889 Lmao greatest line ever.

[1989daniii]

@Antitodo2889 its clearly just for laughs

[gx7darkness]

@Vorboils220

you have been successfully trolled on your comment... lol

im sure that we all possess the superior skill of deduction to tell that this is just a bunch of dudes being dumb...

[MadRebel97]

@Vorboils220 u seriously think he did this and that he tought(spelling) those guys...

[mmtxaz]

@Vorboils220 Lighten up dude, drink a beer. It's a joke.

[theones77]

@Vorboils220 troll or just stupid

[2BitterFucks]

@Vorboils220 if you can't tell this is a joke than you are fucking retarded

[Vorboils220]

Seriously. What the hell? Are you all FUCKING RETARDED??? This is nowhere close to any martial arts technique, let alone Asian styles. One of the worst embarrassments and insults to Asian Martial arts ever, especially Drunken styles. If anything, this would be BRAIN-DEAD RETARD TECHNIQUE.

[petroniablues]

ASSHOLES like these should be unable to post.Monkey Style & Comedy qualify as Arts.Although,I doubt these ...holes are familiar with either of the two.

[yangthepain]

hope these guys open up a school, i would really like to learn

[shoalinboy9]

you are suckers

[danymexraptor]

they give all REAL drunken boxers a really bad name, watch the legend of the drunken master by jackie chan for true drunken style fighting.

[FAWEXX]

man, that's amazing skills XD

[kirbytheownage]

Wat the hell was that

[Erago575]

More like Retarded moron technique

[Zodist]

Hahahahahahahahaaa,soo funny,i act like that when im drunk.Cheers

[jaguar57772]

Chop Socky Theatre proudly presents "Chopsticks of Doom."

Starring Whackem, Crackem, and Smackem.

Coming to a Chop Socky Theatre near you.

Rated Rx for medical assistance.

[edlo123]

jeet kwoon do hahahah

[ragagaga]

i literally laughed until i cried.

[wazuphmong]

0:29 epic fail lol

[diecrazy]

I never lose!

[chan316]

it was the ad of tekken. i saw this from their website

[julvalesc]

thats the best of american technique!!! enjoy it!!! suffer it !!! love it !!! or die..... hahahahahahaha

[corazonatomico2005]

ha ha ha!!!

very, very funny guys!

Keep up the good work and tyhe good humor!

[MyFavouriteTrance]

1:03 LMAO!!!! fuckin class!

[Rekrad626]

i bet most of them can't even touch their toes hahahah what crap

[cGeer15]

hahahahaha

[kingler37]

got his ass kicked by a piece of plastic with no arms

[Tezibaer]

@kingler37

these guys are sooo ridicolous...

;)

[asianpuppet1]

@kingler37

LMFAO

[Joshuamma]

what the hell is this?

[DarkFighter25]

this is a disgrace for martial arts

[SBWILLIB]

@DarkFighter25

its called a sense of humor.

[DarkFighter25]

@SBWILLIB i dont see the humor in it though

[7muktar]

lol

[GroovH]

I had to rewind the third guy like 27 times... this video could of been third dude looped and I would watch it all day

[skater234512]

wow what damn morons these guys are,, why dont they go to professionals then theyll see how retarted they looked before

[ryansheikh49]

what is this non-scene,get lost you fools

[8JCloud]

You like pain I'll show you pain

[disturbedman360]

pls a white belt from itf tkd can take him

[ImDexI]

lol

[IHateSoManyPeople]

they did all this on purpose?

[mcdonaldsfries]

what a joke to gung fu.this is so retarded i would shoot myself if i had to watch it again.

[Antitodo2889]

then dont and shut up

[yoitsvietboy]

you know they dont use full block wood they cut it half way thats how little kids can break it trust me i know im 11 and i know they cut it.

[aliHJK]

the last one XD

"What the hell is this?!" haha xD

[cestmartijnsan]

''what kind of wood is this?''

[TurkishSaiyanPower]

aaaah I see now look at the description!! Dragonball this is Master Roshis technique lol but then Son Soku uses the monkey technique

[TurkishSaiyanPower]

hahahahaha!!

[esp4toon]

o:48

-are you ok?

-no, im good, im... pff

jajaja the afro one

and the apple guy at least could throw the apple

jajajaja cool vid

[TurkishSaiyanPower]

yehh 0:48 is my favourite lol hahahaa and the guy trying to hit the apple misses but in the end the apple gets him lol

[DREKDYALLDAY]

LMAO!

the dude with the bush

[esp4toon]

jajajaja

are they drunk??

[InToonamIsLegacy]

you can't fake this

[InToonamIsLegacy]

:30

[ATMBelthazor]

that's.. not drunken monkey..

that's just plain drunk :P

pretty funny

[bishopdante]

Hehehehehe, that's the comment I like.

[tyjaylu1277]

:30 is the best

[Antitodo2889]

thats my personal favorite, the afro guy was the best though.

[InToonamIsLegacy]

no, one of the latinos or the orange guy

[scvgbb15]

lol the nigga was the best

[tiggapower]

too funny

[legendarybloodfang]

what kind of wood is this? XD

[Toro76aus]

"i hope u like pain..."

this is the funnniest thing iv seen in aGes! hahahahahahaha "i never lose!"

[bobbybucket]

Pure genius. The funniest thing I have seen on youtube this year!

[AznnSl]

LMAO THIS IS FUNNNYYYY

[davidblainesbetter]

i never lose *ass beating*

[Hig24]

LOL this is my favorite video of anything that ever existed ever! 5/5, Favorited, Subscribed! best part was the face plant backflip!

[Hig24]

Also, the slapping part when he was like "Hai! Hai! Hai!" was the 2nd best part

[Juwanplusox]

you guys wanna see something *roll* *kick-fail* *kick- fail* *kick-fail* what type of wood is this! lol

[Coliekokker]

The last big guy is ROFLMAO

[BTC141]

lol, just plain drunk.

[namsicklz]

genius. absolute genius.

[swordfishmatador]

You guys wanna see something?

[Mindcrime121]

The black guy with the chucks doing the face plant backflip before staggering off cam, still trying to look cool with the one chuck he had left as he fell was my total favorite. ROFLMAO!!!

[dandypajamas]

i hope you like PAIN