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  • The internet is a tool and is used how the user decides to use it so fuck that guy that says the internet is evil

  • i click on that just becouse i thought i saw phil talking to one of them attackers than i saw this piece of shit philip-.- just fucking DIE allready you loowlife SCUM!

  • I miss the old phil ==(

  • What was Cain surfing on the internet when he said Hey. I'm gonna kill Abel.

    OMG it's funny. And just, genius on so many levels. Oh my dear gosh it's awesome

  • Can someone giv me the link to the fight? cause i cant find it and im curious

  • "you self richeous motherfuckers" oh phil, you think you're not funny

  • the dr. phil porno dvd has been over due for a long while.

  • wow phil was way more bad ass back then

  • damn phil you were vicious back in the day

  • The audio on these older videos not so good and dr. phil is no dr just some fat windbag that became an opra cherity case that needs to die of a heart attack.

  • danny as in "gradual report" Danny? I love it that you have a teacup Yorkieeee.I want one

  • Fck doctor Phil he's a worthless piece of shit he always makes everyone look terrible....... :D ahh I kid I luv wen he does tht

  • The only reson why dr. phil has views are because of the f*cking tears coming out of people with the stupidest problems, i mean i saw a youtube clip about someone on his show with a farmville adiction........

  • isn't Dr. Phil a closet nazi?

  • I hate dr phil. I mean i just don't like him. I hope he dies.

  • wash, rinse, repeat, WELCOME TO AMERICA

  • Cuz Kane was on the Internet wen he killed able lol

  • Lol "you self rightcheous ... (Or however you spell it too lazy to check )mother fuckers" .... Best part

  • Phil im a big time fan, but how can you go from bashing the bible in your last video

    to quoting it in this one ?

  • @dab15erz he is one of those people who dont choose any belief systems even atheism

  • Omg I remember these old videos I love you phil<3

  • @oniduuR Hey. Shut up.

  • "What was Cane searching on the internet when he said 'HEY! Im gonna kill Abel"

  • Guys are cute when they get worked up xD

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    If you get back in the - warm - world, where ´you´ have choosen yourself what you want with your life, than you have to go in therapy (working with your self, without drugs or alcohol)..... I did it myself.... 19 months of my life..... in 1989 and I´m stay right in my life, I´m stronger and never fighted to any person.

    Since I left my therapy in 1991 I did not lie and I´m honest.

    It´s a better life.... much better. It feel so good!

    Think about your life,

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    and if you did not learn from your parents in an harminious childhood the laws of life.... than you can fight against your parents and not to Dr. Phil, because than they are the gulty persons in your life!.... Your parents made you, they put you on this world, you have not ask for it.... They had to give you a better world, where you have learned how to love other persons.

    See 6

  • (4) other childs will wait when got back, as the dare-devil with his big talk!

    Will your friends wait untill you will be punished? They look out for the day you come home and come back to your childhood and playground...... and ofcourse there are also friends they got to other places and forgot what happens.

    If your parents did not raise you up in a warm and lovely childhood,

  • (3)

    Anyway I like to listen and watch the programs of Dr. Phil , ofcourse not all of him is right..., see it as a CD-disc, where not every song of your favorite artist can have the best sounds.

    It wasn't going to happen that since you were born (your birth), suddenly the "human rights" and the "amended constitution" were changing aspecially for you. Not everyone is watching to 'Youtube' but the people who have seen your puberty clips, will maybe wait untill the rush is over..... See 4

  • (2)

    Now you are fighting to Dr. Phil personaly, one of the best presentators in the U.S.A. like Ophra, but with his background he is the best professional on a presentator-post. He makes from every person the best psychoanalysis I think, he goes through fire when he believes in a person which need his helping hand. And don´t try to lie....

  • You know you are a sick person....! You react on a public figure with more brains in his head than in yours.... ! You have to learn a lot.

    You behave yourself as an adolescent boy who does not get what he wants. You can not win and you have no right's to struggle a personaly fight against one person who is working in a team (the TV-program); this hard working team have to live with the same laws as you, the constitution law.

    rest will follow in 2 or 3 messages.

  • producers of dr phil are just like any other media show producers... it's all about the ratings. The vicious 8 was one of the biggest stories of 2008 it was a clever move but it just back fired, if that girl would have came on dr phil millions still would have watched it even out of spite for dr phil. but just to be on the record though, dr phil is gay, and sucks ass but i still would have watched it.

  • death to phil!!!BURN HIM ALIVE!!!!!

    that lesbian should have died years ago

  • I agree with ya 100% Phil. Dr. Phil is an asshole!

  • From quickly scanning and not reading much, there seems to be an awful lot of people in the comments who like Dr. Phil or something and don't like Phils thoughts on him and/or the situation that went on. I believe they are confusing phils ability to form an opinion with misplaced support for the idiot dubbed, Dr. Phil.

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  • i would bitch slap dr. phaggot

  • I wish you would just up, you are an ignoramus, you speak way too fast, too loud, you're boorish and brash. I also object to your use of the english language in the most derogatory and demeaning fashion with regard to mothers. You are also a know it all, who doen't have clue. Why is it that Dr. Phil sounds reasonably intellgent while you sound just plain stupid. I'm not one for violence but I wish those 8 teens had sunk the boots into you instead of that poor 16 year old girl

  • @msconfabulate1

    Yeah, he is not intellgent at all. Just shut the fuck up and stop watching his videos if you think he is not "intellgent"

  • @emmybelle10 You put that so eloquently. ELOQUENT EMMY. You seem to be easily offended and upset by my spelling error, so sorry, 'INTELLIGENT' is that better? Incidentally, I've stopped watching his videos, of my own free will, you'd be well advised to do the same.

  • @msconfabulate1

    I might stop watching his videos, but here's the thing: I don't like you and I do like him. And I find it funny that you judge him for being rude while your comment is worse.

  • @emmybelle10

    I'm suprised that you'd find anything funny, you're way too serious for your own good. By the way, you don't have too like me. Stay Happy, oh and focused, if that's possible.

  • @msconfabulate1 Simple fix....don't fucking watch if you don't like it. And as for your wish of violence upon this person, I'm sure there are many more who would wish violence upon someone like yourself....me included.

    In conclusion, you are a worthless cunt who doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as us, please please please go and put yourself down.

  • @nosweatjustmyopinion

    I feel sorry for you.

  • @msconfabulate1 No need to feel sorry for me, you should really feel sorry for yourself you pathetic waste of space.

  • @nosweatjustmyopinion

    Great comeback!

  • marcedes nichols got arrested again for aussault and other things in 2008

  • Wait, now i know in every state i have ever lived in, if you get bailed out of jail pending trial, you are on probation, and are not allowed to leave the state. So how the fuck did Dr. Phil expect to legally be able to get her to his studio(that is nowhere near florida) even if she did go on the show and break gag order, theres video evidence that she broke probation, and would go straight back to jail.

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • thumbs up if you watched this because it had hate and Dr. Phil in the same title

  • 'you self-rightous motherfuckers'

    =D

    For a very effeminate-looking guy, you definately surprise me with your humor :)

  • Deprecating humor, I love it, even if you do look like you wear makeup and lipstick. :)

  • Dr. Phil? I thought his name was Dr. Pill because he could DEFINITELy use some. He is one of the BIGGEST quacks on television!

  • Better analogy: that's like saying "Let's sue the school board because they talked about the civil war, which is why my son turned into a murderer!"

  • was that a trinity blood reference?

  • Boom... Colateral headshot...

  • @z90popyz

    Sorry for the misunderstanding.I LIKE DR.PHILL!

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  • Dr, Phill ha s a P.H.D. in Psychology, What have you got?

  • @crabbyoldbastard lmfao @ a p.h.d ... you cant be forreal .. the man is a fucking retard . my turds have better ideas then that stupid ass dude the eight people that did what they did to that young lady need to have there ass beat . not let out of jail so they can sit on a lame ass talk show talking about how they beat her and why . there is no reason for a person or a group of people to beat another humen being i blame nobody but them kids .. dr.phil lol the plumber

  • @crabbyoldbastard He has a PHD in Commen Sense ;)

  • You are right.you have no talent.

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  • Of course you hate Dr. Phil! He is rich, Famous, has a beautiful loving wife and family , He has Down home horse sense your are just jealous a hell.

  • I saw a video with a women abusing her adopted son with hot sauce and cold showers...where is DR. phils house then??????? FUCK U AND ROBIN TOO!!!FAMEWHORES WHO DONT REALLY CARE!!!

  • i knew a girl who was on doctor phil; damn, she's a hugeee bitch. and she admits it all on the show. 

  • Those chicks are from my school.

  • @UFC813CHRIS  hope they get their asses beaten

  • @Xizora209 They dont go no more, they got kicked out after that incident. I saw Kayla at walmart once though haha

  • @crabbyoldbastard he has a job and a life unlike you fucking troll. Go jack of to Disney channel piece of shit. And don't make fun of Phil ever again faggot.

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  • @MrCrunchyPickle

    you drink too much.

    I like Dr.Phill!

  • Phil!!! you deprive me of sleep.

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  • People wanna blame shit like TV, Video, and Internet because thyere easy targets and they dont wanna seem like 'bad people' for blaming other people. America may be the home of the free but its also the home of the uttterly stupid.

  • Dr. Phil's an ass

  • Dr. Phil's a Loser

  • First of all, I love watching your videos and hopefully they last long enough for me to corrupt me children with them.

    Secondly, I love watching the older videos I missed earlier on. AKA The "Bush duck here comes the shoe" incident.

    Third, Dr. phil is full of enough shit he could put a retirement home to shame. just saying.

    Forth, thanks for keeping me up on the news my friends don't give a shit enough to tell me about, but I like hearing. :)

  • What is this guy rambling about? He is the John Cusack wannabe, from the 21st century, but should not give up his day job!

  • Doctor Phil is as real a Doctor as Doctor Proctor from the old Burt Reynolds Rally movies.

  • abel was probably trolling cain

  • Fuck dr phil hes a stupid prick he may write books but fuck him he pays people to write them fucker

  • I've never went back and watched old videos, and it's really throwing me not to hear the cocky "You're welcome" at the end.. xD

  • what youtuber are u imitating?? and what references?? lol

  • that was a PERFECT impersonation of him! i lol-ed!

  • what was cain surfing on the internet when he killed abel! NICE its true, violence and all that has been around, was probably more prevalent before technology

  • i think that people blame the internet, youtube, video games, etc. cuz they dont want 2 blame themselves or their peers

  • the same way his career went

  • dude, someday yer gonna replace colbert!

  • dr.''sexy'' phil!;)

  • there was an episode where dr. phil was trying to talk about mental disorders- people that are anorexic and or bulimic. Can't stand him, he doesn't know a lot of crap but he pretends like he does. And there are more idiots that follow him and think he's great... So moronic!

  • how do u feel about the oil spil

    

  • WHO THE FUCK IS DR. PHIL?!!???!?

  • i just saw the video of her getting beaten...and it honestly made me sick.

  • YOU NEEED A TV SHOW

  • I miss this intro

  • Dr.Phil: "You know, you have to make better choices, right?" Mercedes: "Yeah."

    *Crowd cheers and applauds*

  • That was funny.

  • wow. even you don't think you're funny. :/

  • "...and fuck Dr. Phill" G. Carlin.....well that pretty much sums up everything about him

  • Dr. Phil needs the shit beaten out of him for bailing out that girl just to get her on the show for ratings. Would he have done the same thing if it was HIS daughter. I think not!

  • Your videos need to go back to this actually speaking your mind, not pandering to the people who demand everything has to require no thought to be funny

  • 1. Dr. Phil...another project of Oprah "Looks like you have a problem" "Uh...no shit Dr. Phil"

    2. Nothing causes violence..everyone has an option to kill or not regardless of which. I'm pretty sure before someone kills someone they say "Ummm I'm going to end someone's life" Probably not but something like that.

    3. Follow my journey for the answer to the question. "what is beauty" quest4onye.wordpress.c o m

  • dr phil is a trouble making p**** if you ask me he has made nearly every problem he has had with in his show 10 times worse

  • It really pisses me off when people blame everything on video games or internet or movies etc. I mean, my point of view is that if something like that was going to affect someone, they were probably pretty messed up to begin with and would have found something else to inspire their sadistic whims.

  • ...Your continued use of the phrase "cookie jar" actually made me go bake cookies. I love you, Phil. X3

  • This guy is so DOPE. I love this show.

  • Fuck Yeah!

    Your best video in my option, as if anyone cares about it :-)

    I was a little late on watching it, 2008. lol

  • @12dollarsand78cents Dont worry i commented on the viscious 8 video he did too even though its 2 years ago lol so ur not alone

  • What is wrong with these morons that blame the internet and games for violence? I raised 4 kids and they all watched tv and played really violent games . They are 4 amazing young adults. There was violence and stupid long before electricity .

  • @isaveu I completely agree.

  • Cane was probably searching up porn...

  • lol "more advice i pulled out my ass"

  • FIASCO IS MY SPELLING WORD

  • I think there are alot more important things to be upset about. If that makes you hate someone, look in the fucking mirror.

  • @Dedory93 lol yes

  • @Dedory93 lol yes

  • i dont even remember this happening

  • Where were the MM references.? Lol

  • lol cain was surfing on god :p

    Phil Defranco should be the new Doctor Phil!!

  • Phil has some serious issues...

  • lol welcome to the 'wonderful' world of the rich and famous

  • The internet doesnt cause violence, violence has been around forever and nothing will change that. People can be douches and that wont change either.

  • @tomcat16789 Agreed and thumbs up!

  • fave line of the day: "wash rinse repeat: welcome to America!"

  • who the hell are the vicious 8?

  • it's these 8 teenagers who beat down a 16 year old girl.

  • I don't think the Internet created More violence, but it was only until I went onto youtube that I realised HOW bad the world is. Yes I live under a rock lol

  • Gah! I hate Dr. Phil!

    I know he had your name first, but he should really be de-Philled.

  • This'll be my first post and I know its an older video but I couldn't help myself. Those girls are obviously over priviledged people desperate for attention. Where the hell were there parents?

  • How does something like this happen? What were they thinking attacking a girl like this??? All I know is that if it happened in my area those guys would be begging for extended sentences and hoping to never be let out. I don't think violence is the answer....98% of the time. but in this case it falls into the 2% where someone needs to drag them into a room and... give them a stern lecture...*wink*

  • Dr. Phils an idiot, without oprah he'd probably be working at a 7/11 giving advice on whether or not you should Phil it up with unleaded or premium. You're a big hit over here in canada man. Keep up the good work lol

  • @pickerwicker

    Wow, I totally agree!

  • @pickerwicker Lolyup, almost everyone in my school of 800 knows who he is. x)

  • @pickerwicker ahahaha that just made my f'in day!!! love the play on words =)

  • Good point about cain and abel

  • Classic Phil... I miss it.

  • WTF is the vicious 8?

  • The internet is only guilty of letting sick minded people find and talk with each other and in turn created sicker ideas.

    The horrible fact is that you MUST be a sick little freak to be interested in teh first place, that is something you become on your own.

    Parents may help, hell games might even imspire them, but in the end it's still up to the warped little mind to pull it off.

  • this is the best video of yours ever, in my opinion!

  • holy hell this is my birth day present? wtf april 14 is my bday

  • Philip, do you think there is any clout in the idea that social networking sites and indeed, the Internet might have a hand in contributing to these explosions of violence in young, impressionable kids? I appreciate that an answer contrary to the one presented in your video might actually be akin to slighting two things upon which you depend a great deal in life (the Internet and YouTube), but there are lots of smart, neutral voices around that find a cause of action in indicting the Internet.

  • @MageSutek

    The internet only posts the news these violent acts. Now people can take it in two different ways #1 shocked and anger by repulsion (empathy moved them to be filled with righteous hate for evil) or #2 love the idea because the person is a sick bastard (it was his choice to dwell on evil thoughts, not because the internet told him so)

    Plus, Jews were happily throwing stones at helpless people for unreasonable "sins" back then and they didn't have internet to spread the hate. =X

  • "It was his choice to dwell on evil thoughts, not because the Internet told him so." I am not sure to whom you are referring. Who is the "he" you are writing about? Another thought...I don't have any time for anti-Semites, or frankly anyone with whom they choose to keep company, as those people are typically "anti" something else...

  • @MageSutek

    Lmao I stated a fact about ancient Jews; that does not make me an anti-semite. (It's like telling someone that saying Chinese people eat rice makes one a racist)

    "He" stands for possibly anyone who goes on the internet and start having an unnatural enjoyment for seeing other people commit, or be a victim to, atrocities. There are those type of people out there, and it ain't merely because of the existence of the internet that made them so hateful and sadistic.

  • The anti-Semite comment came from you pulling the Jews out of the racial melting pot without any logic attached to it, and you did so snidely. I don't do snide any better than anti-Semitism. Come to think of it, I don't do generalizations either. If you have a point to make, do so. I don't think DeFranco, in his hebetudinous musings, made any allusions to enjoying that this girl had the crap beaten out of her...

  • Moreover, you didn't state any facts about ancient Jews. You made suppositions. There are distinct differences, particularly when someone has called you out as an anti-Semite. And I have about as much time for suppositions as I do for snide anti-Semitism. I am sure it is clicking at this point.

    The "he" you are looking for is easier to find in the mirror than over the expanse of the Internet, no matter what your point. "He who is without sin, etc."

  • ...I am not entirely sure why you chose to bring Jews into the mix, but as a biblical scholar, I can tell you that a stoning should not be construed as any different from what we do to murderers today in America. A bit archaic, sure. Unreasonable? Who can say? I do know that you weren't a Jew in pre-biblical or post-biblical Palestine, so your guesses at what was reasonable then and what was not reasonable then are precisely that, guesses.

  • There has been violence in our society since the begining of human existence! Did Hitler have the internet have the internet in the holocaust, or any number of historical killers? Phil keep up the Good Fight!

  • 90% of africans have no internet and they are constantly running around killing eachother they even burn farms worth millions just for funnin

  • @routex7044

    detroit has got internet

  • whos danny?

  • dr. phil doesnt deserve to have you name phil! : )

  • @AlexaMW2 ... dr phills first name is not phill.... its his last name

  • @TheZeldaLegend Dr. Phil's name is Phillip as well!

  • @AlexaMW2 your*

  • well your not really funny as much as you are a very entertaining personality

  • WOW you have an EPIC dr.phille accent!

  • blah blah blah.....

  • You're not funny? That was pretty funny, Phil.

  • i miss your old videos. your new videos are just not the same

  • Dr. Phil just became so much more retarded for trying to milk the media in such a clearly bad and messed up group of kids Just cuz you say you know what you did is wrong doesn't count for crap you were totally right Phil D

  • he is a doof

  • sorry but i accidently rated u'r vid 1 star unintentionally

  • i hate dr phil his a knw it all cock sucker & the fact he got his fat ass involed n this its just dr phil idfk i dont waste my time wit him i say fuck phil sum1 find dat bitch & put a real gag order on her u rule phillyD love da show we need a bitch slap dr phil day

  • Kain??? Abel??? whaaaa?? Bible????

  • the story`s going the same place the vicious eight are going. . . . wheres that you ask...? to go get a cock meat sandwich from big bob and helga!