Bill Engvall - Hollywood Indian Guides (Video)

[trenticles7]

ok if he adopted a son would he be "dances with boys"

[TheRetailman]

I agree with bill next time I'm goin' camping there better be room service

[MrMosinNagant1937]

fuck bill engvall he thinks the second amendment is about hunting...

[slugger9236]

Hey Bill.... Are you scared?

[davincent98]

That sounded like Achmed at the end.

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU

[57ekaiser57]

Yes...this is offensive...so are the Washington Redskins *sarcasm*.

What is offensive is how far the "P.C." pendulum has swung. Not only are we to tread lightly over the current, but also the recent past, the distant past, and the ancient past.

Where does the line stop? Was "New Orleans is Sinking" really an offensive song after a flood? People are too sensitive, and we are breeding a bunch of pretentious, entitled children who will grow to be pretentious entitled adults. Suck it up girls!

[Ryainn123]

@57ekaiser57 Right on, man. I agree! Keep fighting the power, brother!

[YamsRyu]

@57ekaiser57

Actually there's a difference between lightly making fun of and teasing like Bill engvall and others do- they don't do it to hurt people but for all around laughs and hell he makes fun of himself. He just tries to get people to laugh, or realize sometimes you need to laugh at yourself...

And then there's the insensitive, cruel and callous bastards who will mock, belittle and harass/attack you for being "different".

Complaining about the latter isn't wrong imo.

[SuperMike82]

Bill Engvall is one of my favorite comedians, and I always wondered if he'd do something related to this bit!

[ProSprintR]

pretty gay

[bluesrockfanatic]

7 people Dance with Men!!!

[inulover127]

"Hey Bill, are you scared?"

[ldogg545]

7 people are gay

[Sc0rPi0n42o]

LOL

[netsurferx1]

Well, if there is a snake that goes "Hith hith!", your biggest worry is not about getting bit. You do the math!

[TenPoundHammer]

Anyone know who sang the chorus? Is that just studio musicians?

[LadyArtemis112]

hithsss hithsss lol

[ghostwill66]

well I'm not Native American but I am gay & I think this video is FAAABULOUS!!! "Flaming Bow" LMAO

[bratski2192]

O well let people continue to have a dose of overdramatics.

Bill Engvall rocks! <3 The Indian Guides joke & the Dorkfish. =P

[ChillyDunk]

Pink Rattlesnake bahahaha

[SupernaturalMiss123]

while other groups are re-enacting Custard's Last Stand. we're sing Barbra Styzand songs....

[bigman1382]

the 2 ppl that dont like this r pist because thay dident see the pink snake HESS HESS

[bluexxxc1]

dose bill play getire

[RatKingII]

hahahahahahaha "HISS HISS"

[coreym1984]

u people look way too much n to this shit

[AceripXF]

this is the 1st i've seen this vid i've heard it 100 times but 1st time i've seen it love the part where he goes "but they're really easy to spot they're in the bushes going HISS HISS" rotflmao!!

[childstar413]

Well, that's Manifest Destiny for you, Brolyvs. Thomas Jefferson sent Lewis and Clark---Military Officers---on a "scientific expedition" that took Lewis over a decade to prepare for, and his mission was to find the fabled Northwest Passage, a major waterway for commercial transportation. Native Americans already had laws and government, served the Creator, had a strong commercial trade in place, but the great white father thought THEY were bringing that to the Indians!!! Much to learn.

[MissLilRed99]

Holy mother of God...I just realized that "dances with men" is a gay guy...will someone please hand me a sign!!

[death2343412421]

@MissLilRed99 here's your sign lass cause as soon as i heard the name i knew he was gay

[SupernaturalMiss123]

@death2343412421 ahhahah good one!

[death2343412421]

@SupernaturalMiss123 thanks

[brolyvs]

The natives of each country r a lot smarter then the foreigners think so. I think that even though the white man did drive the Indians away from there homes there is no reason to blame the kids now days for what there ancestors did

[brolyvs]

 Indians r the best

[northwewest]

'excuse me. i dont think thats the way the indian's saaaat'

and im thinkin 'i dont believe thats how the indian's talked neither'

XD bahaha i jus found tht funnier lol

da whole think pretty much funny tho

[hearsejr]

I thought it was great and I'm mixed.. part Injion and part Redneck...and all American.. ;P..lol.

[hearsejr]

funny to me...I'm fat and I'm part Injion.. (;P)

[Bluefirefoley]

imfireproof32 I agree. Fags in L.A. pretending to be like us is disgraceful, BUT FUNNIER THAN HELL WHEN BILL ENGVALL BRINGS IT UP !!!!!!

[Shaneacexoxo]

I love this :D

[Mouchi]

it's COMEDY sheesh people

[bmxrdr458]

@aztec1 He's a comedian. Making fun of everything is what he does for a living. People know that. What he does is no different that Chris Rock making fun of Mexicans or Caucasians. Let go, learn to laugh a little bit, dude.

[meganhartson]

My family is Native from Canada and Michigan. This video didn't really offend me too much. This video shows how many people now days are misinformed about natives. And sadly a lot of people would rather be in a comfy hotel rather than break there backs because they are not strong enough or smart enough to handle the outdoors. The names could offend some Native Americans though. The Natives didn't just make up their names like the video shows. Names are very special to our tribes.

[Patrioticman]

@meganhartson I am not saying this to make you sound like an idiot because I doubt you are. Engvall is a comiden so his name is big laughs. I am assuming the reason why the leader is called dances with men is because he is gay but thats just what I am gathering from listening to this song.

[meganhartson]

@Patrioticman I know he is a comedian and yes I got the name part clearly. Our names are very special to us. This song kinda makes fun of that aspect, but a lot of you people don't see that. I'm not saying your an idiot either. You are just misinformed about us. Or maybe you just never studied Native American culture. We adapted very well to your culture, so why not learn a little about ours before you jump to conclusions.

[Patrioticman]

@meganhartson I don't try to jump to any conclusion if I can help it. I am always willing to learn about any culture. What I have read from some of the history books like the trail of tears and what we have done to the Indians as a group of people is wrong. If your willing to teach me more about your culture I am wiling to learn it.

[meganhartson]

@Patrioticman This is all we want, But sadly a lot of Americans think we are trying to fight with them. But if you study what we believe you would know that we only want peace and respect. Maybe we can teach people to live off the land as we did and not depend on others for food and supplies. There are very few who would change to find out how our culture really is. In my opinion it makes you stronger as a person and brings you closer to family. *Another note call us Native not indians.

[meganhartson]

@Patrioticman Here where I live they don't like being called Indian for some reason? I guess its because we are not from India. And we laugh every time someone calls us an Indian. But hey your just learning so I won't laugh to hard.

[Russiansniper87]

@meganhartson Do you happen to live in Alaska I once read the the Inuit dont like being called indians

[meganhartson]

@Russiansniper87 No I never lived in Alaska before? But most Natives I know don't like to be called Indians. It Might have came from the Natives in Alaska though? IDK My tribe is mainly from Michigan.

[Russiansniper87]

@meganhartson oh OK. I didn't even know Indians even still lived there I was pretty sure the fucking Americans drove them way assholes. Which Ive always been interested in the Indian culture Ive always wanted to know what its like because Ive watched T.V and it cant be anything like you see on T.V they always make out the Indians to be blood thirsty killers which form what I have learned cant be true

[meganhartson]

@Russiansniper87 Yes America did drive our culture out of the U.S. (the way we live) But our people are still here. And most things learnded from TV and other forms of media are not as true as they lead people to beleive.

[Russiansniper87]

@meganhartson Thats what I thought

[Lasvegasflight99]

1:07 should have used safety scissors. here is your sign my good sir.

[DorianMichaelsIII]

Someone from the American West tell me, isn't "pink rattlesnake" another, more informal name for what is more widely known as the sidewinder? I think so, because the pictures I've seen of them in the desert, they look pink against the sand and rock. Very, very pale pink, but pink.

[djtrixen]

@DorianMichaelsIII Actually it's not the same as a sidewinder... it's a rock rattlesnake. I know we have some in West Texas.

[Alaniel80]

always makes me smile)))

[Sasserathome]

Hith hith! LMFAO i almost pissed my self. lol

[ChrisEnglish70]

aztec1 I'm a fat guy, I don't automatically get pissed off if someone makes a fat joke. People like you looking for an excuse to get pissed off are the main reason this country is still as divided as it is. You have to call everyones attention to yourself by putting down someone else. Get over it and get a life.

[aztec1]

you cant compare a fat joke to what happen to natives. do you know what happend to natives? maybe you do know and you dont care. which is why the world is the way it is today people just dont care about anything anymore. why dont they dress up like mexicans and do mexican hat dances or dress up like black people when they were slaves and pick cotton? maybe because it would be WRONG!.all im saying is why mock natives? isnt there boy scouts of america? groups that dont shame/mock any race?

[imfireproof32]

@aztec1 I'm cherokee and I dont think he was mocking natives at all, fact I think he was mocking the people who DO mock the natives! I do have to admit fat jokes and native mocking is no comparison, but I think it's a far stretch to say he was making a mockery out of natives, fact I was expecting more people to be complaining about how he was making fun of "feminine" acting men LOL anyways, loved the video!

[BluesMan88]

@ChrisEnglish70 Fuckin A man. my hats off to ya dude. this country needs more people like you and me who can take a joke. thanks for being that honest

[InescapablePain]

@ChrisEnglish70 While you have a valid point, no need to get the entire country involved and act like a revolutionist, ok?

[Drreviewman]

@ChrisEnglish70 Whats that got to do with Bill Engvall? You think he is fat? I'll admit he needs some exercise if he can't even sit with his legs crossed.  Would you like to have a conversation with me about your ideals? Tell me if you own a chatango account.

[aztec1]

this shit  is hella offensive to native americans after all the shit natives went through you guys are going to worsen it by acting like indians? indian guides? are you guys even native? have you forgotten about all the mass murders and rapes/ horrible things that had happen to native americans? you wouldint think its so fun to act like natives if you had to live on reservations like real natives

[codywest07]

@aztec1 get over yourself you stupid son of a bitch

[aztec1]

@codywest07 fuck you cocksucker

[MemphisUnderground94]

@aztec1 According to your profile you're fucking 30 years old. All of that blatant racism towards Native Americans ended YEARS before you were born. Quit bitching about what your ancestors went through 'cause YOU DIDN'T GO THROUGH IT.

[djtrixen]

@aztec1 *sticks feathers in hat, pats mouth, and goes wah wah wah wah wah* lol

[tami44130]

Very funny