Polar Bear Attack

[shairaptor]

ihh wasn das für ne tussi! ich würd lieber den polarbär nehmen ned die göre. der bär ist einfach schön!! :)

[GenLodA]

Hey this polar bear is a badass motherfucker, youtube is filled with video of him attacking people in that manner

[Danilovesyoux0]

Wtf a attack go back to primary and maybe you should learnt what it mean's.

How old are you now...

[TheKrasopateras]

looooved the speed he rushed on them people...so powerful

[dollyknockers]

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Don't get me wrong I have enjoyed my visits to zoos over the years and seeing animals up close that I would have previously only seen in books. But with excellent naturalist films from National Geographic, BBC, Discovery etc we can see all these wonderful animals in their natural surroundings. With ever faster Internet connections we can view live footage over webcams placed in their natural habitat and get our own personal experience of watching them. It really is time

[nieusy]

@dollyknockers What's wrong with them living in safety and comfort. Have you considered that these animals LIKE being pampered and well fed? I can see what people dislike about having lots of tourists watching the animals around the cages, but they're WELL taken care of.

[yousius1]

i love the way he swim under the water sneaking to surprise his victim.

[CuzImHawt]

im not sure u understand? look when it moves over those rock's.... THAT IS FUCKING MASSIVE!

[TeXanDog141]

Its amazing how they swim :3

[MrXctus]

@deadadelta Lovely now go sit in your lovely little yellow sponge room.

[TheTRexJR]

lol

[zilhar]

awwwwwwwwwwww... i wanted someting to happen >=[

[IWFJK]

cool video up until you showed that womans face....eww.

[guillermogg]

In who's weird world is this funny?

that poor bear is going nuts there!!! you can even hear the bear crashing with the glass!!!

He surely has some mayor injuries from crashing the glass everytime someone goes there to try faking the look of a Seal...

Seriously, they should be all charged for animal cruelty.

[spielberg01]

I wish the glass wasn't there. Then we would see how cool that American dude is.

[matthewjones2000]

come to daddy? god americans are such homos!!!

[ShiiMamii19]

@matthewjones2000 smh lol not all americans are bad jackass

[catholicshiksa]

polar bears belong in the arctic - the zoos prey on ignorant people to keep funding their animal slavery - congrats! you are part of the problem

[szamibaba]

wish to bite off the ugly womans head....she is disgusting, what theeth........

[radioheadradio]

lincoln park zoo! =)

[walleyrt69]

Why didnt he stay in the water long ? Cause he was bear !

[Mamboyin]

Yes, please remove the glass.

These animals do not belong to zoo.

[GREYFOXEXE]

@Mamboyin have you seen the wild ones there all dying. I think at least this ones better off

[joshmb24]

@GREYFOXEXE Good point, everything is thawing out and they can't hunt. Starvation is worse than being behind glass. Isn't it?

[cor7esnis]

plz remove the glass

[mybluebelly]

Respect the bear. ALWAYS! Never laugh at it.

This fucks up your correct mind-set for animal beings.

[papertreegun]

aww a couple cm from lunch

[kevinst17]

No wonder why the bear was trying to attack... Look at the GIRL!!!

[therealsuperhobo]

Oh laugh now...you wont be laughing when they finish their laser project...

[supernancylol456]

wow that was lame

[NickDisalvo]

pull out your tittys you fat slut

[lilraccuia]

@NickDisalvo

hahahahhahahahahaha

[robuk365]

Get your tits out

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

Out of what?

[snowboarder196]

wow

[pollitoamenaza]

ugly teeth

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

Oh, I wish you wouldn't.

[ren779]

me too

[fuscian]

cute? my asshole looks better than her face

[25dirtbikeboy]

a coke lol

[kobestyle19]

she pooped on her panties

[koky5150]

he was bringing you a coke

[BRUNO7048]

OMG...did that bear hurt anyone cos that wasnt no fukin attack i think that bear was tryin to say hello

[DUTCHBOYBL]

I hope the slut gets whiped her ass by these polar bears

[the1spen]

She was cute .

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

Thanks!

[dirrx]

wow he CAN swim!

[lydiaxsamuel]

wow really exciting

[terrimalone24]

teehee!

[sergio6378203]

HA! looks like fun.

[Themadfarter1976]

Ha Ha real funny......losers

[americanzoomer]

Douchebags.

[RAVINRETARD]

you wouldnt be laughing if that glass smashed

[TheTRexJR]

@RAVINRETARD yep

[drewjovi]

cool

[niclassj]

I'd be scared to death!

[Powerofthecowboy]

wow, polarbears are awesome:)

[SMELL147]

its funny when u watch it over and over

[theshakl]

wow great shot!

[deanBORO]

great video

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

I actually AM kind of a hillbilly, depending on who you ask. My ex-husband says yes, my mom says no.

Allan's not a hillbilly, but he does have issues.

Hey Allan, do you get an email every time somebody posts a comment?

[ubersum1]

its shameful how many arseholes there are on youtube.

A. why do so many people want to see a person getting mauled by a bear for real

B. tooth colouration is so irrelevant. does she even have yellow teeth? how can you even tell?!

C. you wasted more time typing than you did watching the video.

D. in what way are they hillbillies?

seriously what the fuck is wrong with all of you.

[shipill]

come to mommy !!1

[lesika08]

O.o woah!!

lol

come to daddy lol

[Fastercrayfish]

that girl has yellow theet

[fantazia1234]

I like the girl

hehehehehe

[shairaptor]

@fantazia1234 the girl sucks! the bear rules!

[dannyphantomandgir]

that wasnt an attack it swam by so one so scary (sarcium)

[gamefreak1000000]

What's a sarcium?

[lukepevensie]

i think he meant sarcasm

[Volfeyed]

I think he meant scaryium...

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

I'll thank you to leave my sarcium out of this.

[gennarousa]

did the bear get scared when it got closer??

[Wandulu]

Jesus

[echujamonero]

si no ma da e ferty en coll

[teentwin1]

its not fake it happend to me i have an even better video

[KnightOfElcar]

she is so hot!!! wow!! V

[MichaelSwg]

Eww.. She was UGLY are you kidding?

[iHobbez]

What are you drunk?

[Annieeex0x]

lmao ew no she wasn't!

[kuhhhhhh]

fake! its gotta be

[PwnTard717]

FAKE! It was a cat!!

[wth357]

it looked like a sea-lion when it was charging

[skwinkle79]

that is power

[Fokosmok]

funny, huh? ...

[amunneheh]

haha, arrogant guy!

wonder if you would be saying "come to daddy" if there was no glass?

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

I've known Allan since I was fifteen, and can actually say with all certainty that he would. Just before he was eaten. He wouldn't be able to help himself.

[amunneheh]

fairplay, i take it back.

its a v cool video in anycase, cheers for posting!!

[amunneheh]

hey, ive got a sudden urge to tell you about an incredible documentry called "Grizzly Man"

(released in 2005)

its a truely fasinating interraction between man and bear.

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

That looks neat, but I'm pretty sure I would cry at the end.

[amunneheh]

maybe, but i think its worth it for a glimpse into his life. RIP

"View content advisory for parents":

most of it is magical

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

That killed about two hours of my work day, thanks a lot. Reading up on that guy and then moving on to the chick who wrote "Gorillas in the Mist." Ever notice how many animal researchers wind up shunning most human contact after awhile?

[amunneheh]

alternatively you could've just watched the film documentary in those two hours after work...

:D

yeah, thats cos animals are more honest and natural then humans i reckon.

i want a cat.

or a polar bear.

im getting a ladybird tattoo soon.

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

I'd love a tattoo, but I've never found anything I loved so much I want to wear forever.

[wantedlonewolf]

wow that looked fuckin awsome!

10/10

[bc04567]

worst bear attack ever

[abel738]

WHAT IF IT COULD THINK LIKE US? EHH ?

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

What if the bear was one of us? Just a...slob like one of us?

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

I'm sorry, I have never even dated anybody named Chris. From California or elsewhere.

Hey Allan! 100 comments! (101, now!) Just for your information, all, Allan says I'm not an internet celebrity until somebody posts a video response.

[FriendlyPopo]

and axk her if she know chris from SD i fucked her too!

[XxBastosxX]

that girl in the video looks very familiar. ive fucked her before. ask her if she knows Chris from L.A.!!!

[shairaptor]

@XxBastosxX pity you! I'm gay and girls like that are unsexy! the polar bear is sexy !!! =)

[smokechoob]

I betcha that bitch sucks dick like a paper shredder!

[CrazyMetalKidd]

wow you guys should spend less time at the zoo and take that bitch to the dentist that hoes teeth are fucking nasty

[cantouchthisonebiach]

are you serious, you only see them for a split second, douche.

[CrazyMetalKidd]

pause at 00:9

[runescapeman30]

holy thats a mean polar bear..

[erickliddell]

yeah if it wasnt for that glass thered be NO giggling (cept maybe by the bear) and this vid would be called dead blonde chick aka bear protein.

[midnightdawn95]

HOW CAN THAT BE FUNNY? it wants its revenge cuz stipid people have to put it in the cage, animals have many rights to be free in the wild.

[sportywolf]

this is how all polar bears will live soon bcuz of global warmming and hunters and stuff

[cmartel2]

Polar bears lived through far warmer times than you'll ever see from this supposed global warming fiasco. I'd suggest you worry less about your carbon footprint and more about your grammar and spelling.

[classicalmix]

Although i partially agree with you I think cmartel2 is right. Plus, global warming is a good thing overall believe it or not. The Great plains or northern Canada are now grassland more time than before, this allows for more vegetation to grow during the summer and more food for birds and deer like animals, which means more food for predators.

[sportywolf]

it has alot more downs too...

[FriendlyPopo]

"and stuff"...what the fuck do u even get your news from shut the fuck up and get your facts straight

[redirus92]

polar bears are awesome smoked. Eskimoes pride them as delicasies

[SealShepherd]

Go get her...

[Avoice4theUnheard]

I agree TheVeganHere

[TheVeganHere]

Yes this is beautiful and entertaining but it's also very sad that this wonderful creature has to live it's life in captivity.

[jt455]

go save it then

[Socalplyr213]

sweet

[Artas1984]

Great shoot!

[fuzzydeer]

Do you think she'll be ok??

[icemaiden06]

shes behind thick protective glass dear!

[giangianni47]

ma cagati addosso

[canadianNS420]

///COOL///

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

Hey Allan, check it out! This video has been viewed 370,006 times. 70 some people have chimed in to call me ugly, and 128 people have rated it. Do you realize that this is probably more famous than I'm ever going to be for the rest of my life? I don't know whether to be happy or despairing. I AM really depressed that only a tiny percentage have viewed "Bison Porn," which is a superior work. Can we do something about that?

[serjoutika]

dirty bitch slut ho

[juliocesartapia]

I think it's an excelent outtake, i wonder what zoo would be?

[donriddick]

Damn Girl Go to The Dentist!!

[Elevation514]

roberto carlos

[cottonwhiskersuk]

The bear was going to kiss the girl, but then he saw her fucking rancid teeth and quickly swerved away.

[bunterbrant22]

you think that was a burn but anyone could have said that, you probably thought to yourself oh damn im gonna get mad internet props from this, maybe even get laid!

[cottonwhiskersuk]

Nine plus ratings in 2 weeks speak for themselves. But, no, I have not got laid as a direct result of that comment.

Soooo, what are you doing this weekend?

[nicky4lukes]

r u that shallow honestly get over it

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

I think cottonwhiskersuk's timely comment was relevant and insightful, and bunterbrant22 is just jealous. I'm giving him a thumbs-up right now.

[griffon1057]

LOL FUNNY COMMENT

[shadowsA7Xme27]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

you win.

[fishmarc]

Magnificent bear, to bad it lives in captivity for people to stare at.

[hello2u1342]

lol...i can see why he was attacking them...look at the lady at end

[CodeGeronimo]

Awesome how this magnificent monstrous animal sneeks up on his pray and then with lightning speed goes for the kill.

Big animal up close and very personal...

[Seminoles360]

wow,those are some yellow teeth.

[captmicha]

Poor bear.

[AquamarineMe]

Don't you know?!?!!?

Polar bears hate cameras,video and whatever puts them on the spot!!!!!

JK i have no idea about them vishious animals

on the bright side,its my birthday

=D

Yah....tough crowd

=)

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

Happy belated birthday, AquamarineMe. And yes, it's a very tough crowd. I always check this video whenever I'm feeling thin-skinned, and like I need to toughen up today.

Meanwhile...the bear had been doing that for five minutes, and it didn't seem to matter where I stood. Finally, Allan started taping him. We had a great time that day.

[aliuan]

thats one ugly girl

[cshow80]

ever heard of tooth paste

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

I don't brush my teeth because my hooves can't hold the toothbrush now GO GET ME SOME HAY!

[jon9999zzzz]

Austin Powers wants his teeth back bitch

[HooligannSTR]

LOL

[spritefish]

ROFL!

[SERVICECANADAGC]

the bear couldnt stand looking at the bitch teeth,ill be snaping her face with those teeth of her`s DAMN!!

[AahAMonster]

damn that girl was butugly

[soutsoon]

LOL times a million

[leaniepie22]

yea...because that qualify's as an "attack"

[Uzehername]

I think like many of us, the bear was irritated at the annoying cell phone yacker.

I know I have wanted to react the same way many times. He was just trying to bitch slap her through the glass. Get off the damn phone! You're at a zoo!

[disluxia]

BIG ASS FUCKING TEETH

[WESandKISS]

Ooooooohhhh

[cattheotherwhitemeat]

How did you know I had 8 sided dice???

[PixieStickismygirl]

uh thats far from attacking. Lol but it probley would have made me jump.

[bittersalty81]

Lol, God you people are mean, but yes, that chick had some gnarly teeth. I think this is one of those videos thats a lot more impressive if you're there.

[SnoopDicketyDawg]

I bet the chic showing her teeth scared off that bear

[lolPantsProductions]

hahahahahahahahahahaha i actually bust out laughing when i read this comment...

[Hhdg135]

The girl looks like a freaking horse'!! BIGTEETH(dot)COM

[shairaptor]

@Hhdg135 horses are sexy! that girl is not! :D

[pedicabdr1ver]

that girl has some huge teeth

[soubi33]

cool

[sasuke4416]

A'ight come to daddy POWNED