Added: 5 years ago
From: kennyhowie
Views: 170,109
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (293)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • We won't spank the monkey!

    THE MONKEY WILL SPANK US!

  • 0:10

  • ROSWELL STYLE

  • OH WHEN ONLY THOSE AS SUPER SMART AS MEE WILL BE LEFT ALIVE TO BITTERLY CRYYYYYYYY!!

  • In this world gone mad we wont spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!!

  • EPIC!

  • I like the scene when randal gets shot and screams

    that was even funny when jay fell down

  • I like the scene when randal gets shot and screams

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • DAMN YOU'S! GOD DAMN YOU'S ALL TO HELL!

  • I like how that chimp tastes Dante's brain.

  • lololol

  • In soviet Russia monkeys spank you !

  • ROSWELL STYLE!

  • i fucken knew it!!!!!!

  • so epic monkey's wearing their clothes in background :D

  • lol the monkey was associated with people in suits

  • 0:41-0:58 LMFAO!!!

  • Roswell style!

  • 0:23 "In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!"

  • DIE U SUPERMONKEY FUCK!!!!

  • Shit, not on my watch motherfucker >:|

  • "oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry, you maniacs! damn yous gooddamn yous all to hell!"

  • Die, Super monkey F@#K...(Trip!)

  • DAMN YOUSE

  • 0:27 poor Randall :D ohhhh and poor Dante 0:31 XD

  • lol end scene

  • when he tripped and fell i laughed my ass of

  • ROSWELL STYLE!

  • Oh and Only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry! LMFAO yea right jay you'll probably be first 1 dead

  • In this world gone mad we wont spank the monkey ! The monkey will spank us ! lmfaoo

  • lol "die u super monkey fuck"

  • Super monkeys roflmao

  • "In this world gone mad we wont spank the mokey ; the monkey will spank us!"xD

  • DIE YOU STUPID MONKEY FUCK- BAAAA...

  • @xlrwolf10 super

  • **holy shit** the monkey will spank us!!!

  • haha

  • Oh, and only those as super-smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry!

    YOU MANIACS! DAMN YOUSE! GODDAMN YOUSE ALL TO HELLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • "GOD DAMN YOUSE ALL TO HELL" lol

    Mewes deserves an oscar

  • this film kicks ass! XD

  • ha ha, the monkey is cutting off dante's brain. hahahahhahahahaha

  • I'd pay to see this in theaters :P Jay And Silent Bob Meet Planet Of The Apes

  • *ROSWELL STYLE*

  • "GOD DAMZ UZE!!!!!!!!!"

  • im not even supposed to be here today aha

  • DIE YOU SUPER MONKEY FUC- AHHH!!!

  • LOL @ Dante "IM NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!! AAAH!!!" xDD shoulda seen that coming x:P

  • I still crack up at that.

  • hahahahaha the ending. best part.

  • and he trips....isnt that SPECTACULAR!!!!!!!

  • damn yous, damn yous all to Hell. Hehe...Jersey boy, too funny

  • we wont spank the monkey.. the monkey will spank us.. aaaarh!!!

  • ROSSWELL STYLE

  • im not supposed to be here today ahhhhhhhhhhhh

  • damn you

  • This movie is so awesome!!!!

  • het what movie is this from

  • From Jay and silent bob: Strikes back.Great movie.

  • what movie is this from

  • die u super monkey fuck haaa lmao

  • 'do something tons of fun'

  • lol "we won't spank the monkey da monkey will spank us" great quote

  • i dont understand the conspiracy X-files roswell style thing.

  • you kinda have to watch x-files to understand it hehe

  • Comment removed

  • mercury's in retrograde.

  • haah dante and thingy are on this haha

  • ROSWELL STYLE

  • you maniaks. Dam yous. gosh dam yous all to hell. die you super monkey fuck. (trips falls on face). lolno what the funny thing is . im not supposed to be hear today

  • "i'm not even suppose to be here today!!"

    ahahah

  • WTFWT!

    Ha!

  • DIE YOU SUPER MONKEY!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm not even supposed to be here today!

  • ROSWELL STYLE!

  • don't usually believe in chain comments, but this one is pretty cool. u don't need to do it, but when u read it, u might smile. :)There are 20 angels in this world10 are sleeping9 are playing1 is reading thisput this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.! Sorry but that is one thing i wouldnt risk losing

  • beware the apes!

  • Shit! Not on my watch motherfucker!

    LOL!

  • "die you supermonkey f*uck !!!" :D :D

  • "DAMN YOUS, DAMN YOUS ALLS TO HELLS!"

  • lmao! He tripped over a big ass rock!

  • ROSWELL STYLE

  • "Only those who are as super smart as me will be left alive" now thats is the best line in the movie.

  • I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOST TO BE HERE TODAY.

  • haha Randal

  • why i dont trust other apes

  • "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

  • best part lol XD

  • DAMS U ALL TO HELL! i love that part

  • "Not on my watch..."

  • DIE YOU SUPER MONKEY FUCK!!!!!!! LMAO....priceless

  • lol xD

  • 1:03. epic failure.

  • Best part of the movie xD

  • lol randal and dante whoo

  • Charleston Heston and Conservatism FTW

  • This one totally rocks the house Q YEAHHHHH@#!!!

  • "oh when only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry!!!"

    lol

    best line

  • david duchovny was supposed to have a cameo in this bit

  • YOU don't spank the monkey the monkey spanks YOU

  • lmao, fuckin pwnd by a rock, that sucks man...

  • dood he's wearing a communist shirt at 0:27

  • it not a communist shirt its a u.k. hockey team

    THE SICLE AND HAMMER IS THE NATIONAL SIMBAL 4 RUSSIA

  • uhhh... national emblem for the Soviet Union, not Russia, and the USSR doesn't exist anymore.

    And no, it isnt a UK hockey team, where the fuck are you from and where did you learn to fucking spell? under a rock?

  • ROSSWEL STYLE!!!!!!

    u Maniaaaks damn u's damn us al to heeeeeeeeeelll!!

  • Die You Super Monkey Fuck.......hahahaha Brilliant !

  • "has this world gone mad we won't spank the monkey the monkey will spank us"

    myMy FAVORITE line

  • roswell style

  • That was a cool scene, lol, Jason falls at the end of the clip. And then Dantae and Randol are there, LOL!

  • "In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank US!" LoL

  • "IM NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAAAYYY!!!" LMAO classic line

  • Fail

  • dude from clerks!!

  • "I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!! WAAAAH!!!"

    One of my favorite lines ever. =D

  • Is that the real smoker from X-Files?

  • Yes it is.

  • mabye it's a konspirit like in the X-files! Rosswell-style!

  • they should make more filmz...i need more

  • really funny 5 stars

  • froswelll style!!!! ........jajajajajajajajajajaj

  • Roswell*

  • DAMN YOUS!! GOD DAMN YOUS ALL!

  • He's too much if your high hahahaha

  • I love how Dante is getting his brain eaten and says his infamous line. great stuff

  • I love how Dante says the infamous line "IM NOT EVEN SUPPUSE

  • Cigarette Smoking Man with monkeys

  • lol

    he is just swinging the monkey

  • Roswell Style!!! LOL

  • super mother fucking monkey brent wouldnt like that language he loves all animals lol

  • damn yous

  • da monkey will spank us LOLOLOOLOOL

  • " In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!" HAHAHAHAHA One of the best lines in the movie xP

  • This was, in my opinion, Mewes' finest moment!!

  • Damn, these guys always know how to end their scenes. Jay tripping over a rock...of course.

    LMAO

    -IMP ;) :)

  • lol at 1:01 to 1:04

  • I said GodDAMN that's some funny shit :-)

  • Just the X-Files..Roswell style.

  • this was my favorite scene too. lol

  • we wont spank the monkey but da monkey will spank us :P

  • hah this is my favourite scene from the whole movie, especially when he trips over the rock at the end

  • freking awesome movie, jay and silent bob rule

    roswell style...

  • lmao

  • lol, I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY, AHH!

  • hahahahahaha good one metalacid5 it would be called jay's balls

  • yesterday i saw a interview of silent bob...he is so smart and funny. i didn't know nothing about him . can you tell me some films of him?? and i believe that he is a director to...

  • he is a director in first place and actor second he wanted to be in the movie but didn't want the hassle of learning much lines

    he did clerks,mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, jay and silent bob strikes back and clerks 2 outside the jerseyuniverse he did jersey girl, vulgar and he's now making a new one or finished i don't know its hard to find much here in belgium -_- wish there was a secret stash here :p

  • lmfao dante!

  • and only those as super smart as me will be left to bitterly cry

    YOU MANIACS, DAMN YOUSE GODDAMN YOUSE ALL TO HELL!!!!

  • Monkey Fucks?

    I Dont get it , why do people love these characters? Is it cause they smoke weed? its characters like Jay and Silent Bob that ruin our future... haha just kidding SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES :D

  • LMAO

  • in this world we wont spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us

  • DAAAAMNN YOOUUUSEEEEE XD

    jay ruless!!

  • Jay is so fuckin' awesome. He should have his own cereal.

  • Hmmm...

    Jay-O's

  • One of my favorite fuckin' scenes.

  • the damned dirty ape that started the fall of the human race.....

  • I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!

  • DA MONKEY WILL SPANK US LOL.

  • I love Jay and Silent Bob...

    Pity there isnt that much of them in Australia... ='(

  • its funny cause i only saw this movie on FX channel where its censored and they cut this whole part out. but they left in the part in the credits where it shows dante on the table. so i was like where's that from.

  • why did they cut it

  • "i'm not even spose to be here today! AHhhhhh"

  • when only those as super smart as i will be able to say you maniacs!!! DIE YOU SUPER MONKEY FUCK!

  • lol, dante and randal

  • hellz yes, jay is a total philosopher XD love him <3333

  • HAHAHA in THis world Gone mad we wont spank the Monkey the Monkey will Spank Us HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

  • Gangsta monkey!

  • ROSWELL STYLE!

  • Lim wire

  • anyone know where i could watch this movie online or where i could download it?

  • I always quote this scene

  • DIE YOU SUPER MONKEY FUCK

  • haha

  • im not even supposed to be here today!

  • same here when they have something with randell and dante from the clerks stufff it hilirious