10 Ways To Tell You Are A NooB At Gears of War

[YGhostY9]

Dude there was this one vid a longgg ass time ago.. and it was about "THE LOCUST SNIPER" and the he was all sneaky and like "i am the locust sniper" soooo funny never found it again..

[BobbyBigTruck85]

Best part - 3:01 to 3:05 "Nice grenade!" haha!

[Markt2113]

This guy is the noob. Any "noob" players out there looking to better themselves I simply say watch what the vets are doing and mimic them. They'll help keep you alive longer.

[lewisraekwon]

Noob Signs 1. U run all over the place not usin shields 2. U get killed by a Wretch 3. U attack a Boomer or a Mauler head on 4. U try to chainsaw a Ticker 5. U try to beat a Berserker with a shotgun 6. U kill a Lambent and dont run away wen it explodes 7. U hit urself with the Hammer of Dawn 8. U miss with a Torque Bow and blow urself up 9. U get shot by a sniper and u dont move frm ur spot 10. U get scared of a random Locust 11. U keep askin questions

[jonha54]

wait,are you sure you are not the noob?

[blindedby2monkeys]

1 in the middle of a shotgun battle hold A to roady run towards them then press B

2 hating walls , shoot walls with sniper for pre actives

3 host with butt buddies triple team you and say you got owned

4 butt buddie with host that lives right next to him rage quit when he runs into

a non noob random team

5 butt buddie that stalls until butt buddie comes to the rescue

6 dont have the courage to venture out in the dangerous wilderness that is called 10 feet away from huddled cockroach group

[spartan670]

11th way: Posting up crappy videos

[baron8107]

The only thing wrong is shotgun spamming.

[alarmpunch]

such a shit video

[FRISTDSBREAKER]

ZZZ.....ZZZ......

[DarkZeromancer]

boring, crap... fck you noob

[itzjusmee419]

top way to tell you are a noob at gears aiming or even shooting your gun... because lets face it everyone bitches about everything else you do in this game. they put the different guns and button actions in it for a reason, stop fucking crying and play the game. if they wanted gears to be shotguns only they would have just put shotguns in.

[DuMiiEz]

one way to tell your a noob is when you repeat "ten ways to tell your a noob" after every session

[redoctoberfruit]

XD i can snipe while moving XD all about timing XD

[DarkneGothic]

D: I JUST WANTED TO BE BETTER AT GEARS OF WAR LIKE MY BROTHER but i guess i suck :(

[MNightTomalan]

Top way to be a n00b is camping at frag with the Hammer of Dawn on Jacinto. Some faggot has to do it every fucking time.

[ShizukaAssassin]

a real noob puts up a custom game to make a vid for youtube ;)

[Psyblader501]

YOU ARE THE NOOB!!!

[supermaggot777]

Lol, the number 1way to tell if you are a noob is if you use boomer on someone at close range.

[brendonabel09]

this video is very bad... haha but its funny as shit

[Julietachanel]

the only noob in GOW its hte one that stay still while some one shoot u in the face xD

that all

[Julietachanel]

well that and glich bastards some times xD

[odstarmor557]

one way to tell if your a n00b is just standing in place while a guy with a chainsaw comes straight at you

[SM3RK2o4]

@omfgARISTO idc if this was 1yr ago but i fuckn agree 150%

[SM3RK2o4]

i hate when faggots have the word "snipe" or "sniper" in there GT why!? bcuz everytime i face them with the fuckn sniper they hard aim active you down and try popping u when u get up and active down again/...nahh fuck that..fuckn noobs

[Danzilla1996]

@SM3RK2o4 What's the matter? Disliek that they aim.

[JabbaBlue]

sometimes those chainsaw rushes work on pros! and people always move with the hammer of dawn, when they stand still and fire from the hip, that's noobish cuz they get shot in the head. lol i've never seen anyone try to beat down with the hammer.

[TheDCAProductions]

how did u get such good quality !!

[waza241190]

number eleven u now when your a noob when u make videos about other noobs real u couldn't think of anything better to do....

[domenico897]

why is it important to tell people your a n00b?

[darkcheloz]

@domenico897 Because it makes the difference between skilled people(reliable ones)and un-skilled people(non-reliable ones).Pros make any game much more funny while noobs make it way too boring(so boring,that you get tired of pwning em)

[domenico897]

@darkcheloz never thought it that way nice thnx dude

[darkcheloz]

@domenico897 np,u are welcome

[Str8flu2h]

Ill put my lancer against your sniper any day…noob ( CasinoKid530 )

[crampman15]

@phycobean239 yeah but your a failure because this is gears of war not 2

[Yorda27]

This clip was gay. Why would we even subscribe to you now? You deceived us.

Btw; all clans who team up to "pwn" random noob teams and hold up annex matches to score +100 kills are the only real noobs in this game. Oh, and lagswitchers.

[oscared55]

idk y ya say da chainsaw is nooby the yput it on gears for a reason and they also put the hit button for a reason so stop being bitches it just a game

[MrXxCrAzExX]

Found out I'm a noob :(

[badbren1]

chainsaws r not noob

[pechannnnnn]

@badbren1 yes they are

[badbren1]

@pechannnnnn o o so i found out im a noob now

[Tjorvia]

@badbren1 no, they're not. I get tons of kills wallbouncing around the guys shotgun and end up chainsawing them in the end. Funny ass shit, if you ask me..

[badbren1]

@Tjorvia ya dats a mix of noob and pro but i dont play dis anymore i usuall play halo 3 odst or firefight and my xbox live is running out

[Tjorvia]

@badbren1 how is it n00b? because I use the chainsaw? I can dispatch the whole team on my own with my chainsaw if I do it right. The chainsaw is so pathetically easy to stop, if you get killed by it its really your own fault

[Sickjew123]

the only thing i disagree with is moving with sniper ok seriously if you cant pop someones head while moving you are a noob

[FragileDogg]

@Sickjew123 I guess im a major noob because I cant even get a headshot when im standing still lol

[iKlutchinnn]

lol at 1:39  "WOW u dick" lololol

[shurtpants]

i love 2-piecing with snipe in fuel depo in the warehouse, meele them then shoot the tank so they explode =D

[chikbatako]

you s$ck men ........ if you want to do something cool let me know because this video its not cool

[UnicornOnAcid]

@chikbatako

The reason you stated as such is because you most likely relate to all of the nooby ways that Shadow has described for us.

[leepipesateneo]

at the end of the day, it's just a game. don't try to take things too seriously. you play for video games for fun

[Firan25]

Seriously, if you want a fair match on your terms done your way go to the burger king of first person/ third person shooters, or better yet go to a sniper only server, and leave the rest of us NOOBS in peace. Enjoy your elite, members only boring as snipe club since you guys want a "fair" game we'll enjoy beating the crap out of each other and chainsawing our victims in half thank you.

[Firan25]

:sighs: why do people find it noobish to use certain weapons in a game? like rocket launchers, and grenade launchers? now people are saying if you melee your a noob, if you use a grenade your a noob, if you camp your a noob, if you use a chainsaw your a noob, I'm sorry if all of us can't be Military trained, tactical, veteran snipers who can get 50 headshots a minute. Here's a suggestion, stop complaining about how people play and deal with it.

[godofkilling2]

lol the end you know your moms fat right? boooom!

[destinytamer]

It was fine but the "noob" wasn't even trying.

[TSK113]

1.You are a noob if u chainsaw.2. You are a noob if u beat down some one twies(WHITH ANY WEAPON!)3You are a noob if you roll towards some one.4 You are a noob if you dont know what 1v1's 2v2's 3v3's 4v4's is.5 Noob if you dont know what a sniper battle is.Yea i dont know more and some other is in the video

[turbomonkey138]

Shut it

[IIRtArDII]

@TSK113 "twies" wtf.... Really? is "twice" THAT hard to spell?

[screamoEMO227]

nothing wrong with beatdowns..dont get that close ya know. but i usualy let them back up.

[Khalilmamouri1993]

good idea...not funny jut actually kinda crappy, there should be funnier voice overs.

[demonj00]

You forgot the easiest way to tell if someone is a n00b in gears of war. They have the word "Sniper" in their gamertag. Ghey.

[jkunblade]

@demonj00 true...

[ShizukaAssassin]

@demonj00 so true

[metallidethN9ne]

@demonj00 that applies to any game lol.

[chandgerald]

tooo gooo d

[xFBUxDMANx]

good idea... crappy video

[Jackthatsme]

i feel like a noob whatching this vid :( i am level 40 at gears i aint been on it in a few mounth's but i love it ;) amazing story carmine is the best but this vid sadly suck's u could have made it alot funny'er :) cant spell soz haha

[giggygiggygoo12]

Ya im a level 1 so im not a noob and i only play horde I dont like the other online matches.

[SPIDERMANFAN1234]

Add me same with me but im lvl 15 well play horde

[giggygiggygoo12]

I now just turned level 8.

[Zethiwag]

You know you're a noob when you make a video like this.

[watTV]

nice editing skills

[xixsnexix]

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[sgc316]

1 way to tell you suck at making videos

[geassmaster99]

if u chainsaw instead of shooting ur a noob beacuse you cant shoot worth s***

[doorjamm]

3:40---LEARN TO SNIPE??

[StrifeTide007]

Guys Guys if your looking to own a team who thinks their top notch when theyre really just a bunch of assholes then look up team Panama.........I would really like to see someone own those guys

[freecoasterbmxco]

1-marcus phnix

2-active with sniper

3-duble beat down

4-swaping your shot gun for a sniper and keep ur lancer

5-chain saw noo using the B button

[yomom1666]

What

Snipe while Moving is being a Noob

Hmmm...

[SmashKing101]

How the flip is moving while sniping make u a noob? i agree with yomom1666 lol

[Daredevil98]

well it kinda does cuz its really hard to hit whilst moving with the zoom on, also at close range. ;)

[ChelseaKid007]

how badly u did this video...find sumthin better to do

[dart314]

10 ways of telling if your a noob at this game.... 1. chainsaw 2. chainsaw 3. chainsaw 4. chainsaw 5. chainsaw 6. chainsaw 7. chainsaw 8. chainsaw 9. chainsaw 10. chainsaw

[murdercure]

chainsaw owns, if you get chainsawed its because you are noob enough to let somebody get that close.

Ownt.

ps. noob

[dart314]

yeah i agree im a noob. i just lack the skills to run into a crowd holding down the b button. and here i am shooting my gun like a sucker. gosh what a noob i am.

[stebokanebo20]

lol gosh dud your suck a noob!!!

[jewfrohomie]

you so retarded its unbelievable.

[Wildpaw0]

XD I love the Chainsaw too... If dart314 has tried looking or actually using one he'll find it a lot easier to play..Don't have to worry about ammo either.. >.> They own.. Plus its fun watching blood spray when you chainsaw their heads XD

[SecondDeal]

xDDDDDDDD

[darthinurface]

god are you fucking searious..

BOOM!!!LOL

[bloodmafia0051]

noob?? ha ha thats a word for nerds so they can fel like there hurting someone. funny video though

[1000meritking]

a noob is some1 who chainsaws from behind cant sniper usin bommer cant shortgun , beat down usin pistol,glicthes that wot i think

[omfgARISTO]

1. chainsaws from behind

How is that nooby? its your fault he got behind you in the first place, AND he could've shotty'ed you just as easily.

2.cant sniper

How is that being a noob? i know people who suck with the sniper, but are beast with the shotgun, everyones got there own preferences.

3.usin bommer

if you let them get a major power weapon, then YOU are the noob.

4.beat down usin pistol,glicthes

SHOTTY THAT FOOL AND STFU

from what i see, YOU ARE THE NOOB, NOT THEM

[itachi9818]

I can see the point you're getting at, but you can't always get to the boomshot first, you have a point with the can't snipe thing, chainsaw from behind well when you're preoccupied with something in front of you you're usually not going to check to see if someone's behind you or you'll get popped.

The pistol is valid, but not for double beatdowns, just 2 pieces. Glitches can be hard to counter but you usually can. Like chainsawing Crabwalkers.

[omfgARISTO]

Why cant you get to the boomshot first? last time i checked, the boomshot is in the middle of the map.

"chainsaw from behind well when you're preoccupied with something in front of you you're usually not going to check to see if someone's behind you or you'll get popped" So your saying that if you get double teamed, they are the noobs?

[omfgARISTO]

"Like chainsawing Crabwalkers"

i hope that you are just using that as an example because they fixed crab walking in gears 2

[itachi9818]

I mean't for Gears of war 1, I still play that and Gears 2. Which I do know you can't crabwalk in Gears 2. And no I'm not saying double teaming is noob it's just if some guy has a chainsaw and he's behind you, and you're not looking for someone behind you, it's pretty hard to counter something like that.

[omfgARISTO]

"and you're not looking for someone behind you, it's pretty hard to counter something like that." and your point is? thats called getting double teamed and he couldve just as easily shotty'ed you, T-bow you, boom you, lancer you, hammerburst you.. pistol you! you get the picture, dont you?

[itachi9818]

Ok listen this time, in your first comment you said if someone has a chainsaw behind you, you could just wheel around and shotgun them, and I'm trying to tell you that would be a bit difficult.

[EverlongIveWaited]

@omfgARISTO agreed,but man that was hilarious you really burned him

[MegaMasterexploder]

@omfgARISTO no offense but using boom is pretty dam noobish.And another thing you may be leader on guardian mode of 3 of them could rush.Why dont people actaully think before they say shit

[TheBoomerPride]

@omfgARISTO i love handguns why i say that you sayed it on your commet

[meeptron1]

if you get chansawd

[H4WKNL]

This is fucking noob these geys dont even know how to play gears

[vaginatweek23]

r u a noob wen u beat the story mode on insane? lol

[jaztazzy89]

yeah im not a noob i just lack practice''

[ZichiNichi]

ashuahsuahsuahsuahsuahus I love it!! 5 stars for the ending

[KAKLOUKY]

IM NOT noob!~

[xMHxKLUTCHKRAZY]

atakusan your a fucking dumbass hes saying its noobish to hard aim while moving not blindfire and even then its still stupid to move while you blindfiring cuz it makes it even more inaccurate

[jimmyfalife]

number 2 in gow 2 gets u chainsawed

[TFPhenominal]

and gow2 takes ZERO skill. any pro would tell you the same thing. ppl play gow2 becasue they got no skill at gow1.

[Melikeythemovies]

Haha pics or gtfo, asshole

[Sk8erMikez]

Shut up fucker

[ipodtouchmaster925]

Chainsawing alone is for noobs

[atakusan]

wow thats got to be the most ameturish vid ever and i stopped watching after you said its noobish to snipe while moving you must be a noob cuz that take skill but a a noob like your self has never experienced an epic moment like that

[xMudPuppyx]

agreed..

[atakusan]

Thanx 4 the agreement

[christianz2010]

this video not funny at all

[Wehrmecht]

"what are you going do with that chainsaw all the way out there?" XD

[Naturally0Artificial]

3:02  "what a grenade!!"

[TheStoic1]

xbox cant hand gears of war 2, if it wasnt laggy, it would be best game ever.

[jbarinas90]

Gow2 is so bad.they made it so all the bad players in gow1 r good in gow2!!example...laggy on every weapon example#2..Point blank ppl and they dnt die lol

[hatezyousamon]

GoW 1 is filled with trash players, gow 2 moves better, has better graphics, and its more fair then dying in half a second by lancer.

[GEARSxofxWARxSNIPER]

i disagree because gow2 just sucks so bad online

[Xiomy680]

I totaly agree with you.

Gears of war 1 is so much better than the second one :]

[ggooner]

i dont know why you lads have thums down, Gears 2 online is balls compared to the 1st.... Blezinski's online team fuuuucked up

[steelers4life546]

I agree. The 1st one was insanely good, but the 2nd one just doesn't feel like Gears of War.

[Stormlord1977]

Yep. Gears was an unique online experience, very intense. Gears 2 is just not intense enough, its like trying to be tactical, but why the FUCK are noob weapons like chainsaw and hammerburst ALWAYS in advantage??!

[gnome0freak]

maybe your gauys just suck at Gow2

[CAVALLIN0]

gears2 unfortunately sucked ballz online.. gears1 all the way

[BSfanboy113]

you guys need to do this comentary style because I can't hear most of the stuff you guys are saying

[declenn]

10ways to tell that ur a nooB.... 1 way to see that ur an f@#kin Idiot...

[lolasogm]

yeah im not a noob because i dont double melee with the shtgun, i double melee with the pistol... yeah

[RagingBullStudios]

shut up just cause u cant play it....i bet u chainsaw like a faG

[yourmomsmommomsmom]

No, it's because Epic Games failed miserably at making a sequal. Gears of War 2 Sucks, Gears of war 1 is way better. Reasons why gears 2 sucks:

1. Online play is laggy alot.

2. There is a shitload of lagswitchers.

3. The shotgun is no where near realistic, it doesn't even kill in point blank range.

4. The sniper rifle hardly ever registers online. Even when your host. I'm a sniper battler, I would know.

5. It takes forever to find a fucking match!

6. There is alot of noobs.

Suck that

[nickone666]

1. So is gears of war 1. "your connection to the hpost had dropepd signifcantly. please wait until your connection gets better"

2. thats true i guess...

3. that is also true/

4. you have to shoot them int heir head to kill them. not shoot them constantly to down them.

5. it takes forever to find a match on gears 1 as well. you also have to wait for the host as well so yeah.

6. allot of noobs in gears 1 as well. ALLOT of chainsaw noobs in both games.

[yourmomsmommomsmom]

4. That what I mean, the sniper hardly ever registers online.

5. Gears one matchmaking is relatively faster then Gears two.

6. And no, there is alot more noobs on gears two then one. Chainsaw noobs has increased in gears two. Lancer and hammerburst noobs increased. And the ammount of people using the shotgun decreased! Gears of war one, there is hardly ever chainsaw noobs, and if there is, its on a rare occuation.

[hellotastic]

playin gears of war 2 online is a waste, u either dont match up, do match up but it lags or the few times u get to play ever1 uses a shotgun and just runs around tryin to blow people apart. i dont have gears 1 so wouldnt know if it was any betr

[Pitcherz95]

Yup GOW1 all day! my favorite shooter of all time for the 360. GOW2 blows

[XzQw33]

1. they patched it

2. once every 500 games not a lot..

3. can't you aim?

4. wtf are you talking about

5. get a better connection

6. you can't kill them?

[yourmomsmommomsmom]

Yes, I know they patched it. But it is still laggy. Yes I can aim, I am actually very good if I'm warmed up. I can aim, I am a sniper battler. I'm relatively good with the sniper. Headshots just hardly ever register online. I have a good connection. And its not always why it takes forever to find a match based off your connection. And, no, killing chainsaw noobs is almost impossible because the chainsaw practicly has a gravitational pull. So your attracted to the chainsaw bayonet.

[cassiusitsover]

to be frank.. you cant afford number 2?

[yourmomsmommomsmom]

I have number two. But I enjoy Gears one a hell of alot better then two.

[hatezyousamon]

I play both. but I enjoy Gears two a hell of alot more then one.... the laggy matches are still fun... CHAINSAW!

[WickedIncubus]

Who is frank?

[fabri211]

if you dont like gears 2 online play it in campaign -.-

[Rangeantipk]

this might teach some people to stand still and snipe

[andysniper5112]

so why watch this then noob

[Samurai219]

This video is just really funny. xD

[icelynx67]

you guys are fricking idiots, also, for the record and u newbs out there, the shotgun is broken.

[videogamer96]

one way to tell if u are a newb is if u try to knock down sum1 with a lancer when the other guy is shooting u with a hammerburst! LOL(the hammerburst is stronger)

[xxLTVxx]

add me on XBL to play gears 1 & 2.

GT: Crunchzoot

[KillersReflex]

how to tell you're a noob at gears of war 2: you think the shotgun is the best gun in the game and complain when a guy kills you with a hammerburst from 30 meters away.

[lewe18]

I Will look into that bro .....peace

[upinthemix1]

"What a grenade" lol hahaha

[lewe18]

did you just record this from your television with a video camera or some other way can you please tell me or can someone tell me because when i recorded with camera on to my T.V it looked really crummy and the sound was flat really flat ... ????

[UberNuber420]

Caption card

[xTSxRekless]

its called a Dazzle DVD recorder it records gameplay and ya just get it off of amazon but u also need 3 Y AV splitters and a Long RC cable so ya thats it

[ajb466]

ive beat down 2 guys with the sniper! XD

[skyshot94]

lol ya u no ur mom is fat rite shoots and gas tanks and all blow up

[XrungeXPK]

another way you can tell that you're a noob is that you have any variation of the word 'sniper' in your name

[hodginsx924]

Not really.. My little brother has a variation of sniper in his name. And he is one of the best snipers i've ever seen.. I've been gaming since I was a little guy too.. So that isn't nessesarilly always right.

[tom4052]

WATCH MY SNIPER MONTAGE FOR COD WAW

[WolvovDark]

1 way to tell your a noob at gears... you CANT snipe while moving

[teenhero99]

yeah you can, if not you suck.

[Orang3Asphalt]

errm teenhero 99, you actually cant snipe whilst moving, unless you counteract the movement, therefore keeping your aimer in the same place, so if your enemy moves you cannot take a shot unless you stop moving and re-adjust your aimer, hence you cannot snipe whilst moving

ps its - "if you dont suck", not - "if not you suck"

[kevincogley]

wats your gamer tag?

[simmscity360]

dickINass