Halloween Safety Tips for Trick or Treaters : How to Inspect Candy for Trick or Treating Safety

[lolromancechick]

People calm the fuck down!!!!! Some assholes really do put things in candy that shouldnt be there!!! Hes just trying to help YOU and YOUR children so they dont get hurt or even die-.- Some and i said SOME hospitals do xray candies for the SAFETY of children. Those in need still get help so dont act like the candy being checked is so damn bad-.- You wont be laughing when a kid gets hurt because they didnt xray their candy so shut the fuck up.

[DEANATARD]

he's just trying to be nice so u don't get KILLED fuck up ppl well to some

[DEANATARD]

hahaha lol every one take a chill pill geez

[peterm3964]

Safety sall alert

[Nemisis9483]

thats y my mom used to go to the store and buy me candy, but i still got to go out and look at the decorations

[pinatamasters]

I use a metal detector on my candy no razors in mine....

[metal7ful]

mr smith we can't xray your leg because i have to xray all this candy get a life you fucking fag

[metal7ful]

you are fucked up going to the hospital for candy xray you did that around here they say get out of here and do it yourself you lazy parent

[Rejects4ever1]

Okay I understand parents want to protect there kids I mean a fe years ago I found a razorblade in my candy bag but seriosly? Why on Earth would you go to a hospital for something so silly. They have patents to look after.

Oh and if you think I made up the razor blade story, it's very very rare but things like that do happen.

[inkey2]

sorry lady.........we can't help your husband who is having a major heart attack because we have to x-ray all these Snickers bars

[inkey2]

LOL........bring your candy to a "hospital"....???? Are you kidding? You'll get a blue cross bill for $3000

[horrormovie2]

Wow its like HALLOWEEN FOR DUMMIES!

[juanbandito]

what are they gonna find? a knife in a fun sized snickers?

[Figscout]

Go to the hospital! wht the heck! Sorry mr Jones but we've x rayed and we've found what appears to be a human skull! BULL

[TotalRandomness1000]

who checks there candy i dont my mother would deff. not drive all the way to the hospital to check my candy

[AKBeazBoi]

This should be labeled 'How to prepare for trick or treaters for retards.

[almostlds]

mom took ours to the hospital for x-ray. there were places in town that did it for free durning certain hours

[almostlds]

mom took outs to the hospital for x-ray. there were places in town that did it for free durning certain hours

[TheGoldenSniper1]

This is my version.

1: Open the candy

2: Open your mouth

3: Stuff the candy in your mouth

4: Chew it

5: Squalor it

XD

[YoungM0nst3r]

WHEN IN DOUBT, TOSS IT OUT! (for him not saying that he seemed retarded)

[LeozLeao]

why would someone go to the hospital just to inspect candy?? mabey ur mother did that but im not going to the hospital.. get a life u cock

[Cheeties1]

Make homemade chocolate and jack off in the chocolate then give it to a female

[AndrewJThomas97]

@Cheeties1 where is the female sopose to put it lol 

[MrWrestlingmagic24]

O crap! Get the shockers!!!! The candy's having a heart attack!!!! really?

[appa31]

Sure I will bring my candy to the hospital to in spect one piece of candy WTF?

[113dsc]

i bet into a candybar of poop

[ThePwak007]

ur a freaken idiot, no 1 is going to go to the hospitol to inspect freaken candy!! ur stupid! o1 is going to do that its candy! if ur parent wouldnt want u to eat then thay'd throw it away or just not let u eat!

[MoviesAllaAG]

I'd rather throw my candy out then go to the HOSPITAL. Geez.

[AdrielandVincentshow]

if u go to the hospital 2 get ur food x-rayed, that is so stupid

[herrmannator95]

or cut the candy in half to see if there is anything in it?

[pozeraczkalu]

i am gonna put C4 in mah candy!

[neighborhoodsatanist]

who the hell is uncle harvey? and do u have any idea wat x-rays will do to your candy? Thats basically the same thing as covering it in semen secreted by mediocre artist Matt Cail

[cosmic499]

i bit into a snickers bar and found 2 razor blades and went to hospital

[neighborhoodsatanist]

haha

[adibson]

i hope your joking about going to the hospital to have them inspect candy.. they'd tell you to get the fuck out unless you had swine

[emopartygirl77]

@adibson lol the hospital in my town gives free x rays, but i don't think anyone uses it.

[teamforteress]

put LSD in your candies and give them away to kids

[adibson]

don't waste it man, but still good idea

[blubabe0526]

of course its a good idea to check candy (especially if your child has allergies), but statistically candy thats been tampered with has been given to the child by someone close to the child like a parent or family friend.

i dont think itll let me post the link here, but you can check it out on the snopes site by searching "poisoned halloween candy" as well as checking out other news sources.

[dragonholder411]

How would an x-ray even help find the candy bad or not? "Mr.Jones, we found a human skull in your child's laffy taffy, and a razor blade in the apple. We think it is unsuitable to eat. Have a nice night." Yeah, that sounds marvelous, doesn't it?

[bilsrylos]

oh and that reminds me of a story, this halloween i saw, in the middle of the afternoon, some lady parading her 9 year olds around a shopping center to trick or treat AND THE SHOPPING CENTER WASNT EVEN DOING IT! i was in the pharmacy store and they actually told the lady to get lost HAHAHAHAHA

[bilsrylos]

i could just imagine that "hi, umm i know there are people waiting to get treatment but my kid REALLY wants this candy apple, can you x ray it for free please?" i would say stop wasting OUR time and money, throw it out and tell him to either deal with it, or spend a dollar on a candy apple at the store. do you know how much x rays cost the hospital! some people are too paranoid

[phoenixmar]

This doesn't -seriously- recommend people take their sacks of candy over to the nearest ER to clog up MEDICAL equipment, does it?!!? Asinine, Hospitals are busy enough as it is, they don't need halls filled with wandering paranoid idiots waiting for the X-ray.

[rvdrules95]

razor blade in the apple

[Thunderstruck94]

and they tasted so sweet

I won't wear a mask when I answer the door

I ain't got no reflection or a shadow no more . . . alice cooper keepin halloween alive

[KMK2727]

wow whos gunna go to a hospital

[Thunderstruck94]

some paranoid mor or dad?

[coldicekiller5]

dumn just eat candy thats open dude fuck it souf east.

[zzroller420]

well i am now informed i definitely now wont let my kids eat open candy

[Brookbadger]

lol im paranoid now

[muddertate]

lol i fking hate kids so i don't even give them candy.. i just say GET LOST

[alvinsk8erguy]

fuck you???????? i would just fucken eat candy with weed in it!

[LilHailey221]

I wouldn't go to a hospital just to get my candy checked LOL!! If i think somethings wrong with it, i just toss it out o_o no harm done. :]

[joemunkey30]

cut in half if you think its got a frickin knife inside a fucking chocolate button...

[crymetyme101101]

true

[hexponi]

i wudnt go to a hospital to xray candy bt a my friends son bryce bit an apple with a razorblade in it lucky he wasnt badly hurt just got a big fright and we knew wer he got it from so we got the fucker charged

[spacedude51]

If your paranoid...

[neema125]

man this shits true. I remm some guy was puttiign razer blades inapple candys, and some lil girl bite into it.. and u know the rest

[Noushyno1]

Are you serious?! Hospital?

[Yomutsusuck]

....Hospital...?

i dont want to pay any shit stuff for no resons fuck you man and vampari teeth go suck your ass blood

[obelisk2tormentor]

bull frickin....shiit

[TheBlackberrybeat13]

It's a little over the top to x-ray candy for hidden dangers. Besides x-rays can't pick up everything, like chemicals added. I'd be throwing out candy before waiting around at some hospital all night.

You and other adults could setup a safe street.

Go to people's houses the kids know well. Well lit areas are best, along with kids going as a group. Malls are pretty good too! I'm more fearful of child rape, abduction. Knowing if sex offenders are near by, and their locations is good to know.

[tsu921]

what a fucking twat

[Technorg]

X Ray = radoactivity. radioactivity + candy = green glowing radioactive children

[hatchlingcopperhead]

lol I was thinking the same thing, probably makes it taste like shit, and the flesh exfoliation pry doesn't feel so well either. jk

[1karatemonkey]

once i found something sharp in my candy bag!

[Chachachachiapets]

....Hospital...?

Geeeez I've been trick-or-treatin since i was 4 and all I've needed to do to not have "nasty stuff" in mah mouth is to only eat the candy from the nice people I know :) and not those creepy people who say "her haff som canday *teeth fall out*"

[Yomutsusuck]

Chachachachiapets

i m with you man i was 4 and eat blood candy(cherry flav)and i was wereing buzz light year toy

[EggyTrain360]

i dont have a uncle harvey............

[boredtodelusion]

going to a hospital is a bit much.

the worst i've gotten is a razor blade stuck in my mouth a bit from halloween candy, but it's nothing a few stitches can't fix.

[capri611z]

omg are u serous thats terrable.....*Scared*

[Zerillirez]

x-raying halloween candy at the local hospital lololol

[weecocoemm]

Yeh, because I tend to wait weeks to get my bar of chocolate X-RAYED! ITS NOT BROKE ITS BLOODY LEG!

Meanwhile people with snapped arms are in the cue waiting on me and my bar of chocolate.... fag

[CSchunk]

Just for reference, the only reported incidence of children's candy being tampered with, was by the child's family!

It started and continues as people like you telling the stories...

[t3hmoylez]

you think people are gonna go to hostpital to check if their lolly is gonna kill em? get a job u fag