Steven Seagal, Hard to Kill - The Blood Bank

[Tagemandbagem]

I watched this movie. He never even took him to the blood bank. What a waste.



[dreamerrvl]

well im going to th cave... the batcave

[MegaJane37]

The Blood Bank

[MrThatswhatshesaid12]

DUN DUN DU-DU-DUN

[lofty2k8m8]

1 peson has been taken to the bank

[MmaNcovers]

i wish those drum sounds would follow every sentence i finished.

[oldmanmike89]

PHRASES THAT REPEAT. PHRASES THAT REPEAT. PHRASES THAT REPEAT.

[papalolita]

Why not the sperm bank?

[kommisar]

Haha, I've seen pieces of this movie on TV, and as I recall he had the WORST fake beard.

[DrunkenPoetic]

There's a video of Seagal on YouTube taking on about fifteen Asian fellows and they're all running at him and he's tapping them on the elbow and they're doing triple-somersaults cos he's such a master and stuff and he's brushing his ponytail from his eyes to aid combat-effectiveness and all his fans think it's really real and they say the Asians have to somersault or their limbs will break into many pieces and Seagal's probably reading their comments and eating a cheesburger thinking: fuuuuck...

[Master8laster]

When he goes to the blood bank with the senator who makes the deposit or withdrawal , I never understood that line.

It seems like the writers said add blood to the sentence and let them figure it out.

[bobbyhitsbakk009]

BadAss actor, BAdAss threat,...

[SeagalismyHero]

Dude you cut it off right before that rad 80's guitar riff as Seagal draws his hand gun. That completes the aura of this line.

[ryratt]

I like how he dramatically paces around the room dwelling on "Who's voice could that be?!"

[ryratt]

@ryratt WHoopse "WHOSE voice could that be"

[SHEEPSTER1000]

This CLASSIC, line uttered by Seagal can only be rivalred by expert cheese star himself Marion Cobretti when responding to the lunatic in the grocery store who threatened to blow up the store: Cobra merely uttered "Go ahead, I don't shop here." That is about the only type of equally classic line that can rival this gem by Seagal. On a side note, I never really understood why that nut in the store had to shoot up the fresh fruits and vegetables causing quite a mess. Never really made sense.

[Uzibag]

@SHEEPSTER1000

Don't forget the "I don't step on toes Little John I step on necks" from Chuck Norris in MIA 3. Best Seagal's line though

[ZimmermanTelegram]

@SHEEPSTER1000 True, that was a CLASSIC Cobra oneliner.

[wallboi7]

haha- lol

[indiansfan1106]

one of steven seagals all time greatest lines

[gccwang24]

To the blood bank. Where they have cookies.

[rowejam072000]

'phrases that repeat"

[rowejam072000]

im sorry but this is funny as hell to me....lol

[rowejam072000]

lmao

[groovyboomstick]

It's always good to have someone with you for moral support.

[knjazvovk]

I hope someone cuts his ponytail off. He'll be dead

[gushkamkotki]

Dun dun dududun!

Great scene.

Please please can someone upload or give me a link to that training/acupuncture/meditatio­n montage? With the original music and everything, not some Eye Of The Tiger/Requiem For A Dream crap ? Pleeeease? I can't seem to find it. And I wouldn't want to have the whole movie just for that.

[danwillingham]

I watched that bit last night on the telly and came on here looking for it, He's got the girliest run I've ever seen ha ha

[oldmanmike89]

Yeah just some words of warning do not type mason storm into google videos when your family is around unless your safesearch is on.. otherwise prepare for some awkwardness with the parents

[TheOnlyFireFox]

To the blood bank.

[poytubgf]

seagal is god

[AkumaDaimyo]

A FALSE GOD. NORRIS would kill him with his beard alone.

[mrgrazzt]

Fuck off cunt, Norris is shit. Seagal and Bruce Campbell owns him.

[visconde07]

ESSE E O CARA

[liketohavefun2007]

can someone pls load the movie. my favorite movie and undersiege

[RockyBalboa7777]

Just order a copy on Amazon. I got mine for like $4 or $5 (which included shipping).

[Sentinel04]

Steven and the senator are going to donate blood. It is their civic duty, you see.

[BillHassel]

Lord Steven

[IamLouder]

greatest and funniest line ever

[slick089]

fuckin love it

[jozinske]

YEAHHJJ!!!! {punches air} and the nice little touch at the end when big steve hangs his head in the shame of it all. the greatest thing to EVER come out of the 90's!!!!!!!

[Stagesylvania]

hahahahahaha

[xXKillStealr69Xx]

I'm gonna take you to the bank, senator Trent. To the blood bank.

[neocammy]

DONATE BLOOD, SENATOR.

[felicity4711]

Awesomely corny. :-)

[ccg1171]

One of his better films

[5190]

oh snap....

the blood bank.

[primzahl13]

DUMM DUMM DUMMDUMMDUMM!!111one!

[yankeeking213]

omg that was amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kev3d]

Oh Steven! You Card!

[SleepyBuddha1]

Holey fck, that was awesome.

[tvfreakoflst]

lol im gonna take you to the bank senitor! to the blood bank! thts fuking sweet!

[randypanda11]

im gonna take you to the bank senator trent to the sperm bank!

[Saturnstales]

lmao I heard a quote like that on Big O and Dukes.

[sirmattxvi]

best line ever

[nih]

I'm gonna take you to the *beeping* bank, Senator Trent. The feces bank.

-> Segal=Greatest low budget b-grade movie star ever. Beside Karloff and Chuck Norris that is.

[Stont]

haha and still they make more moneys than you =)

[Freepablo]

The greatest Seagal line of all time.

[mg30dfx]

brilliant

[mclarenf1team3]

i dont get it

[stopglobalswarming]

You had to watch the movie. This is so cheesy, but its cool when a action figure hero says it.

[ranger89]

HAHAHAHA!

[honks187]

YES!!!!!