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  • i think Pinhead should pay this bitch a visit....

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  • She doesn't know a damn thing about the Horror Genre. I guess that's what you get when you have a dumbass blonde review movies that she's far too retarded to understand. Clive Barker rules!

  • she's a fanny

  • I've never read anything by Clive Barker. I think the movie is decent. I like the theme, I like how it portrays something as dark as "hell's servant" - and I also like the fact that there's something disturbing, but beautiful about the ending.

  • Clearly this woman has never read any of the authors books, and thus has no real idea what she is talking. Nor have the writers who composed this terrible scripted waste of my time.

  • @ireallylovepie Movies are rarely as good as the books they are based on.

    Some stephen kings are decent (Shining, Pet Semetary I etc).

    Clockwork Orange..

    Would you recommend Clive Barker to a guy who has never really sat down and tried to read horror?

  • mothatfucking spammers!! my god you cant find a single decent fucking comment,whats happnin to youtube??

  • @TurboXtr3me Holy shit! I feel like I've stumbled onto some sort of infestation. Why in the hell are a solid dozen-plus spambots touting a torrent site and...Thor? And on a Clive Barker movie trailer, no less.

  • "might not be a complete waste after all"? Non of Clive Barkers work is any kind of waste.

  • hey man, i just want to know did you puted that Subscribe---> picture at the top... can you tell me how to do it???

    please...

  • wow! I love that narrator!

  • All I can say to those who dislike Clive Barker's masterpieces: Only the dark minds can fully appreciate this movie. And I am one of them.

  • back in the days when I read the books I thought to myself "hopefully this will be made into a film someday" but now I just think that no film could ever do the books of blood justice.

  • She keeps talking, but all I hear is "I'm a whore, I'm a whore, I'm a big dumb whore."

  • This is ok, but I think "Hellraiser" and "Lord of Illusions" are better.

  • She shouldn't talk about a complete waste. She's not good looking, she's kind of a cunt, and her voice is annoying.

  • and me!

    

  • Lol, everyone has long comments...but me!

    -:3

  • "we're all a book of blood,whenever we're open we're red"Clive barker from the first story that opens all 6 books. The stories are all so diverse. Candyman was based on one of the stories.

  • I pray for the director's sake that the movie is as good as the book because it is one of Clive Barker's best.

  • @BabyyaaGiannaia884 lols some one is looking for love in the wrong place

  • bad old days? Candyman and Hellraiser are IMO some of the best "oldschool"-horrorflicks ever. Midnight Meat Train was also very nice. Not the shocker, but with a creepy atmosphere. Im really thinking of buying Dread and Books of Blood.

  • I loved that movie.. I can watch it 24/7... And that is not just because of Jonas Armstrong....But it is the main reason!<3

  • does nobody else just like it because jonas armstrong is a giant cutie?

  • Clive Barker is a waste? You are an idiot and you shouldnt be doing any reviews of authors because you are a vapid skank with a head full of air. I'm sure you don't even have the IQ points to read anything other than Cosmo.

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  • Skip the bitch: 0:32

  • can't wait for his next game

  • seriously, a advertisement to watch a damn trailer. You are some seriously fucked up assholes

  • Watched this on Sky at the weekend and thought it was preety good. I love Clive Barker movies anyway so may be a bit biast. : )

  • ooga booga

  • jesus what a dumb bitch

  • @MrBlackDarkness666 jesus I was just thinking the same thing. When was Clive Barker ever bad? Maybe she is from an alien universe...

  • clive barker is the best there is currently in the horror genre just because of how graphic he can be, and that plus where he goes with his stories is a superb attribute

  • shoot the bitch

  • Scary? Tense? Thrilling? At the moments crazy funny? Yes! All of this!! I just love horors....I wasn't disappointed with this movie, you will not, neither. Escape from the middle movies, watch real film. Go to moovi.co.cc and leave it shock you..

  • JONAS ARMSTRONG IS EXTREMELY HOT!!!!!!!!

  • yeah whatever! fuck what the chick says! is it a good film? as good as dread?

  • So EVEN you are incilined to believe that he may not be a complete waste afterall. Holy shit, high praise indeed coming from someone like you. I never really liked his work much but if you are prepared to not completely write him off then I'll look into his writing a little deeper. Thankyou bimbo.

  • I lately came to find out what is that nice the site named moovi.co.cc and on logging on to it i gotta know why its called the best! What a perfect collection...! Thank you moovi.co.cc!

  • I didn't like it at all, boring and bad acting :S And still don't get why he did it with his teacher, maybe they just wanted to put a sex scene but they didn't know how.

  • fucken good movie

  • Amazing movie! Saw it jus once but really good one for me! It is playing online on moovi.co.cc!! Just try it, dont cost you anything, u just will enjoy!

  • lady you do not know fear, death, war, famine, all you know is vouge and expensive items you dont even know about spice do you ?

  • @arvind6501 you just discredited your entire comment when you said "i found the movie on of course malifilmci blah blah"

  • Uh, did she just imply that Clive Barker was a waste?!?! Has she read any of his works...rather has her writer read his work?! Puh lease...waster my butt Though a few of his things have gone over my head this man has TALENT One of my favorite authors Somebody smack these people! I have to find a copy of this movie for my collection

  • **SPOILER** And if you're a sociopath without any feelings at all, you end up drowning in menstral blood lol.

  • Simon,He was cute :)

  • When i saw this movie, i did want to watch it but it confused me why he would do it with his teacher..then the teacher used him.

  • **SPOILER** So this guy lies about who he is to this older nurturing woman at first, but then "it becomes real," she gets upset anyway, nails him to a cross, holds him captive in her haunted house, reads the book that "the dead" cut into his skin, and then sells his pain and sacrifice for money... Sounds like the plight of a lot of married guys.

  • @nathanwilefrazier Who just need to listen more lol.

  • Wanted more and more, wished that they just went ahead and made it an epically long movie to have the end at hand. I saw it last night on kookicá and I was pretty satisfied with the movie.

  • i stayed up till 2am to watch this it was worth it though....

  • watching it on syfy right now ...I'm gonna be staying up two hours longer than I planned . I'm a succker for a Clive Barker based film

  • @joygasm916 What time did you wach it?! i wached it around 2....i think :P

  • @1xelmox1 the same time I was trying to go to bed before sun rise at the very least and then this came on...SO it was either this or sleep .. I chose this

  • This movie that you can find and enyojed on kookicá is as perfect as it could have been.. love it... I love the idea. When I see an amazing movie I'm usually mesmerized from the beginning to the end... Brilliant!

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  • Clive Barker didn't make this movie! He just wrote the book it's based on! Dumb bitch!!

  • You can call Clive Barker many things - something you can't call him is "average" or "boring" - not many people could watch Hellraiser with their mama

  • Skip the bitch and go to 0:33

  • This movie is brilliant. It is one of the bleakest films I have ever seen on kookíca. I only hope that more films and art like this can have a positive impact on some of the issues that this movie brings into focus

  • Who every made this movie is a complete retard. They completely misunderstood the idea of Clive Barkers Book of Blood short story opener it was not really meant to be a story on its own as other short stories in the books such as rawhead rex.

  • I am so surprised that people like her get to do this kind of work. With people like her doing these intros it is no wonder people are turned off by movies before they even come out. I have seen and own a copy of Nightbreed. I can honestly say that it was a problem of marketing rather than quality. Nightbreed is an excellent movie and should be watched when you are interested in watching what can be considered a classic. Yet her uneducated attempt to cut down Clive barker just shows stupidity.

  • @oblufire Yeah and that comment that he might not be a complete waste after all...fucking hell, the first Hellraiser was AWESOME.

  • wonder if clive has a "barking" dog...

  • Clive Barker is an amazing author. Just because someone makes a movie about his work doesn't mean she can lumped the author with the terrible movie. She needs to get her facts straight before she pisses more fans off.

  • You wanna piece of Barker...huh ? hokay HOKAY!

    fuckin kokkaroooch!

  • "Nightbreed" is one word as a title you dumb cunt! XD

  • They couldn't have found a dumber looking twat to read their crappy script.

  • This woman is a total idiot.

    Clive Barker is a master of what he does...she doesn't know shit.

  • barker is a legend!

  • See this or not? Yes, yes, yes!!!! It is great vision of the future and the great idea of living! This movie is fun and has a lot to talk and think about. It is the best choice for you when you are feeling bad, it will bring you positiv and highly futuristic thoughts. Graphics are pretty good, too. See this on kòòkica!

  • He may not be a complete waste?

    This woman can't be serious. Clive Barker is disturbed as all get out, but the man knows how to write a damn good horror story, and he knows how to make a damn good horror film!

  • robin hood x

  • That bitch just doesnt have the brain to understand the brilliant mind of Clive Barker

  • This production is definitelly allowed to be proud. They did really great job. This film contains unbeliavable effects that you will love. It deserves 100% respect. My new number one. I think there is no human being that wouldn't enjoy at least more than half time of this movie. View this film on koookica.

  • For me any film that has 'replay/re-watch value' (and not many action films these days do) is worthy of at least 8 out of ten. I would give this one 9 out of Ten, it is not perfect but it is still a brilliant film to see on kòòkica!!

  • I think I finally get the point of this movie and I think director has pulled one over on us big time. I saw movie at kòòkica first. I've continued reading critic and audience reviews on the web and I noticed that they are great.

  • Jericho FTW!

  • What the hell is this dumb blonde talking about?? Hellraiser was fantastic, as was Candyman...

  • @corkscrewfoley she is pretty much a dumb brunette with hair dye. Seriously why do they get these mindless fucks to introduce films like this?

  • Incomprehensible? NightBreed?

    It really doesn't get any more simplified than this: The monsters are the goodies and the humans are the baddies. Same with Avatar: Aliens are the goodies, the humans are the baddies.

    What is so incomprehensible about that? Christ, I hope this poor child never has to sit through A Clock Work Orange or 2001....o_O

  • Incomprehensible for dipshits like this twat, that is.

  • most of his movies seem like there made by some amature wannabee horror director but i think if he made his video game JERICHO into a movie and he did it right i think it could be a huge success

  • i would tear this cheap cock suckin whore if she eva talk bout the CLIVE BARKER the devil god fuckin cheap ignorant whore the tv anchor is....!

  • I hope Clever-with-two-V's TV realizes the only reason anyone watched their stupid video is due to interest in a trailer for an adaptation of Clive's work. And I hope they realize any good ratings via the like button are PURELY due to people's enjoyment of said trailer. None of it is due to this toothy, plastic teleprompter reader, her opinions or the opinions of whatever idiot wrote the garbage coming out her mouth. Fire them both.

    ...At least now we know NEVER to watch Clevver TV again.

  • Scripted or unscripted, some jackass decided that the best way to promote Clive Barker was to describe his work as 'incomprehensible' and to then flippantly have the commentator say that this latest work did not 'look like a total waste'. That they chose as their spokesmodel someone who obviously donated her brain in order to get the tan we see on her is nothing more than casting the appropriate actor to the role.

  • I think it would be good for her to print out her resume and Clives, put them side by side and see who has had the bigger impact on the world. She's just as vacuous as any other Entertainment Television presenter.

  • clive barker is one of the best horro master of all time...she just some stupied new bitch what dose she know...

  • incomprehensible? nightbreed? seriously? i have cabal on my bookshelf right now and mo0st of barkers earlier works including the books of blood and incomprehensible is the last word i would ever use to describe clive barker's works,

    granted,she's reading from a script and seems more the cosmo and vogue type reader...but still bad script writer is bad.

  • @malcolmhex yeah seems like a bad script writter if you ask me, because i think they meant that the worlds that he makes are uncomprehensible not that his books are poorly written.

  • She is LUSCIOUS.

  • I'm pretty sure that houses like that one are locked up for a very good reason so why do these idiots insist on opening them up?

  • what was up with the ghosts?

  • I don't think the lady host saying 'not a complete waste' really meant it as, chances are, those may not be her words. It's likely that she may be reading from a script that someone else wrote. Newscasters do that. The fact that she just happened to be chosen to say things like these doesn't really mean she wrote them.

    Whoopi Goldberg: Just because you put on a Nazi uniform, it does not mean that you are a Nazi.

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  • you worthless whore! I'm appalled by such stupidity and slander against genius and would really like you to be victim of real pain

  • Incomprehensible? Maybe if you consider Twilight or Friday the 13th to be the height of horror and intrigue. For those of us whose reading material exceeds the middle school level however, he is probably the best thing to happen to horror since H.P. Lovecraft.

  • The movie looks interesting so i am ordering it from NetFlix

  • Wtf did she just say this might 'redeem' clive barker?

  • Why does hollywood have to fuck up every damn story that goes to the screen?? Here's an idea...make a movie that has 3 or 4 of the books of blood stories THAT ARE ACTUALLY ACCURATE WITH NO ADDED BULLSHIT. This would be something like the original Creepshow movie but only better. I can understand minor alterations to make the screenplay work but a lot of the shit that's come out is just ridiculous.

  • Nightbreed incomprehensible? What part of.....a bunch of freaks.....is hard to comprehend? In conclusion, that movies awesome.

  • Calling Clive Barker a "waste" is what's incomprehensible. What moron wouldn't appreciate the genius? Unbelievable. >:(

  • I realize this is a year late but....WHO IS THIS BITCH?!?!?! Don't read everything they give you dumb slag! When was the last time you read a book? She's just a puppet. And YES! A little visit by the Cenobites or Candyman would please me to no end. Now I feel sorry for her. At least she'll be beautiful when .......well, you know folks.

  • the dead have highways, highways that lead to intersections, intersections that spill into our world, if you find yourself at one of those intersections, you should stop and you should listen..because the dead have stories to tell

    god i love good horror quotes

  • haha i hope that bitch knew wat she was talking about because it seems she really doesnt, and needs to read instead of watching the moives

  • God this reviewer's thick

  • i cant believe she called him a complete waste. even stephen king gave him praise.

  • the highways

    always made me shiver when i read it

    please read the books before you jump into this and act like a plain old movie critic

  • This CANNOT be described as a horror movie! Everything was so predictable and some things were totally out of context! It is obviously that they have tried to film a book, and tried to leave some parts out! The movie is one big mess, and has so many loose ends, which you never get an answer for. I really hope the book is much better, cause this is crap. One of the worst films i've ever seen. Didn't get scared at any time, and there are no excitements, or surprises. Maybe im just to hardcore!

  • @MsEskobar: If you are looking for jump out of your seat shits and giggles you find in shitty teen slasher movies,maybe Friday the 13th or A Nightmare in Elm Street or Saw 4 ,5,6,or any number of generic teenager-murderizing films would be better suited for you. Mr. Clive Barker's work is not to be confused with that shallow, synthetic, horror you see so commonly these days. His idea of horror involves a bit more eloquence than driving a machete through every young couple you see fornicating.

  • "Everyone is a book of blood...whenever we are opened...we're RED!"

  • just reading some of the comments below pretty much says who the intelligent ones are who actually read his stories hes one of the best authors ive read a genius of sorts love you clive screw this rent a host

  • This movie was awesome.Dark story and Jonas Armstrong (Simon) was so sexy.Irishmen rule.

  • wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i love this books and clive baker!

  • What does this bimbo know about real horror anyway, let alone the work of an author as audacious, fearless and inventive as Clive Barker? She's probably more into that stupid Twilight crap.

  • damn that first host looks like sharon tate a little!

  • haven't seen the movie, yet...  from the preview though, it looks like the guy playing the book is actually psychic... but he wasn't in the book, he was a fraud trying to make a quick buck. odd that they'd change it.

  • Ive got 4 words for you; Nightbreed is ONE WORD

  • @xD0C70RxM347U5x Then what you said was actually 3 words, not 4.

  • I love jonas armstrong!!

    go jonas!!

  • son of celluloid would be awesome to see on film. I've read almost everything he's put out, by far one of my favorite authors. The great and secret show? Come on that was fucking epicly awesome! Ya good comment bimbo, I'm sure her idea of a good read is tv guide. Love to all the cb fans.

  • who the fuck did she call a complete waste??

    does this bitch know anything about good horror??

    its not hes fault that the movies cant meet the standards of the books, YOU BITCH

  • Nightbreed is epic bitch!!!

  • WHAT A BITCH !!!

  • Incomprehensible? I get the feeling she'd find "See Spot Run" incomprehensible.

    Learn how to enunciate when reading off a teleprompter, lil miss smartass. We'll stop thinking of you as a waste of space when you stop acting like one.

  • barker is a legend

  • I think this is set in Edinburgh Scotland.

  • watched the film the other night, also got the book, if you like Clive Barker, check out his art work..

  • @blargfailwin Totally agree. She doesn't know what she's talking about.

  • Also, how do you judge an author solely on the movies based on their books? That's ridiculous. Was Shakespeare a "complete waste" because "10 Things I Hate About You" was based on one of his plays?

  • That woman sounds like she's really struggling to read the teleprompter.

  • i love the Books of Blood. i have 2 sets of them. i like the story Rawhead Rex, and i know there is an old movie of it, but i will NOT watch it. the story is always so much better. another great one in the Bloods is Skins of the Fathers, love the imagery.

  • @wvskrj I also really enjoy Skins of the Fathers... I can't say that Rawhead Rex was my favorite but it was still a good story.

  • @megannnnne read The Inhuman Condition, from the book of shorts of the same name, if you haven't already. that was a great story. also good is The Forbidden in In the Flesh. that one is about Candyman. also great is The Great and Secret Show. i didn't like Everville, which was the sequel to that one. finally, Weaveworld is so good it ought to be made into a movie by the best director and special effects people in the world.

  • @wvskrj Thanks! I will certainly look into those.

  • @megannnnne I liked Rawhead Rex too! It was pretty good. I found it scary in some parts.

  • @blargfailwin She doesn't seem like the type of girl that knows what all those squiggly lines mean....

  • If you're gonna judge him on a movie then watch Hellraiser.... Amazing movie

  • The bad old days???????

    Clive Barker is one of the most evocative, superb writers of the modern age. Judging him on movies that can over ever be a pathetic shadow of his writing is utterly unfair.

  • @ExplodingPigeonsInc i totally agree, you hit the nail on the head.

  • I highly doubt that cunt has ever actually read anything that Clive Barker has written.

  • the biggest shit i've ever seen

  • This story was only a few pages long, im amazed they made a film.

  • @WhiteMaverick321 did you read Down, Satan! in The Inhuman Condition? that one was only a few pages too, but wow! lol, what imagery.  what a great imagination Barker has. so much better than King's has ever been, and i'm i fan of his stuff too. i loved the Dark Tower after reading the whole series twice.

  • wow, i think she was trolling or something..

  • Anyone who thinks Clive Barker is a complete waste must be illiterate! Who is she? Who cares about her nasty opinions? Nobody since Edgar Allen Poe could write about the darkest corners of the human heart, and pull it out of the chest as an Aztec priest with such eloquence of words it leaves the reader in awe.