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  • This guy is class, i wouldn't be ashamed to hang out with him. A lot of people don't like his drug referencing and bantering about hookers. I don't give a shit though about his lifestyle, he degrades himself sometimes in his comedy which is sad but still funny. The haters all at least know one person who abuses drugs but still associate with them, dont kill yourself artie, laughter is life man.

  • We all want to save money but there are ways that few people know about. Some are really fun rather than the problem of always trying to get money off food. I found a really great way to get massive discounts off all sorts of items.

  • RUSH RULES!

  • too fat to filet

  • who the fuck listens to nfl games on the radio? I know this guy has the time to find a tv and watch it on tv. Is not like he is working? :P

  • This is good stuff.

  • where was this?

  • DUDE FUCK YH THE NEW YORK GIANTS A BEAST MANN...I BEAT DEY BEAT YHU TEAM YHU FAT ASS BITCH

  • @misschichibabie THE COWBOYS WHIPED THE SHIT OUTTA THE GIANTS!!THE COWBOYS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE MANNING BROTHERS(Giants&cOLTS)

  • @tatertotkiller We killed your quarterback

  • @tatertotkiller The Cowboys are the worst team in football, I wouldnt be a fan of that pos team if you paid me. There are idiots who took out 2nd mortgage to reserve suites and now are suing for fraud, that team is absolute garbage. They should tear down Cowboys stadium to save the city from that embarassment

  • my new mike francesa video is up, its where he farts on the air and its guaranteed to make u laugh, thanks for watching

  • A gambler doesnt have a favorite team

  • How dare this fat f**king, balding f**king fat mofo slob pick on the FG's!!!!

    What a f**king first rate f**king cu*t!!!!

  • artie rules. he looks like bill murrays kickass brother

  • Arties a fat fuck alcoholic degenerate gambling bastard, but I you gotta love him. FFFIIIIYYYYAAA \m/

  • Artie's lame standup makes me want to stab myself in my chest nine times with a kitchen knife.

  • artie lange is fucking hilarious. fuck ya'll dumb bitches who say otherwise

  • he could have, but he didn't want to.

  • I mean have you ever seen his white Momma routine? Genius

  • Of course Doug Stanhope sucks to you! because his comedy is too smart for your pea brain! Artie Lange is a comedian 4 Monkeys!

  • Most Giants' fans were brown nosers in high school,always currying favory with authority,later running for local office,etc.The same for fans of the Redskins,Bears,Packers,and Steelers whose owners sucked up to the politicians in the early stages of the NFL.

  • love u artie....enjoy life man...u got alot to live for....but your still too fat to fish lol

  • Artie Lange is a hack! The only reason Stern picked him to be his sidekick is because Stern didnt want someone funnier than he is - like Doug Stanhope!!

  • What is a world without Artie Lange? A well fed one.

  • @GOPeconomyROCKZ what's there more of in the world without GOP? OXYGEN!

  • @Owyourhurtingme yeah and your prolly one of the fans of a traditional dane cook or the jeff foxworthys. Look at the facts... Artie made it big... he's original, his personality is reminiscent of where he comes from and he's funny. FUCK OFF!

  • If you didnt tell me to Fuck off I wouldve respected your point! Let me begin by saying the fact that you wrote prolly means your too dumb to spell probably which confirms the reason your into dumb comedians like Artie Lange! Thanx 4 proving my point MONKEY!!!

  • Artie Lange walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop

  • Get well Artie. We all want you here with us!

  • i feel for him i really hope he getsbetter and i hope the doctors help him. He must have been in a bad place to stabb himself 9 times wtf. that proves hes sick def dependent on drugs prolly is like having trouble staying high and is sick all the time and just sick of living. i cant relate i hope he takes time to get well.

  • Artie's fuckin great, he's in the hospital right now. fuckin hope he gets better

  • I saw Artie do 45 minutes on stage just rambling about one bet he made...and the punchline was that he lost money...LMAO!!!

  • artie is a drama queen. his whole on air persona is a bit. this whole take time off deal............it's not because he's having problems it's because he wants to get his second book of lies finished . and you idiots will buy it. and believe it. stupid cocksuckers

  • that is one of the most ignorant comments i've read on youtube. do you really think that he would be so desperate to sell his book that he would stab himself NINE times? come on, wake up. he's obviously got some severe fuckin' problems if he stabbed himself NINE times.

  • @dan24591 he does have severe problems, ie he is a drama queen and an attention whore. thats what hollywood will will do to people.

  • It's funny reading some of the comments on down the line here, the supporters of Artie are like that marriane bitch who calls in to the show all the time. HE IS A FUCKING PITTY CASE.. NOT FUNNY and if you think he is funny check out some of louis c.k, pablo fransico of dave attels shit and ask yourself that same question.. is he funny? no

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  • Really what is your evidence? How come when an animal will breed with another lets say a wolf and a domestic dog they come out with the BEST traits of them both and for thousands of years it has caused species to become more tolerant to an environment by breeding with other close species of animals. Its genetics. Your a racist and you cant possibly provide an evidence that diversity is BAD for a species be it human, or any lower form of animal.

  • There isn't a need for expressing your sad hatred for a people who have never done anything to bother you. Your just the typical ignorant jackass of the internet. And I am really do nothing but feeding your fire. So come on you Alex Jones humping fuck bring your rebuttal, opps i mean harmless devoid of thought, lost virginity to father or dominant male figure cause of hateful speech formed remarks.

  • Well, doesn't your name say it all...

  • I don't understand. I haven't done anything to supress free speech. My name is intense/ironic sarcasm. My whole family advocates and supports free speech especially in public forum.

  • and those savages wouldn't be near extinction if we didn't steal their land. So while I love america. we ddint really get this country in a nice manner. murdering a race for land? i think we do owe them a bit. unlike african americans who are free to return to africa if they think white people are trying to ruin them. but they can go back in live in their teepees. native americans cannot.

  • lol what does being an Indian have to do with anything?

  • I don't think blacks should get away with using the n-word and I think if they stop it, it use will slow down publicly. It is a self hate thing.

  • Not that Indian, no nevermind

    i thought you meant the alalala hadji derkaderka Indian

    cause that's what my friend is..

  • uh, my best friend is Indian...

    what's wrong with that?

  • Not funny AT ALL!! I wish this fucker would get shot in the face!

  • hes the shit haters suck dick

  • Yeah he's funny but a waste....drug addict. Go on everyone keep going to his shows and really fuck him up...

  • Wow, surprisingly unfunny. On the stern show he at least comes up with something witty.

  • i love artie

  • God this is so unfunny.

  • 10-11-2009. He ain't blue, he only 42. Happy Birthday, Artie. Maybe you can come perform in my area sometime. Columbia, SC and/or Augusta, GA and/or Greenwood, SC. Think about it. Peace out.

  • he's coked out in this set. i like it

  • Artie is good at telling a story. But his standup sucks, he is not funny. (besides on the stern show)

  • Gilbert Gottfried...

    makes this Fat Slob...

    look like...

    a fat slob.

  • he did this same joke MUCH better on the Kimmel Show

  • Wow famous people can do no wrong i guess.

  • man Artie is fucking awesome...I've heard him compare himself to Lenny Bruce and I was just thinking about how scary it is that he might be right (what with all the drugs and crazy ass shit he's done). I sure as fuck hope not.

    drugs are fun and all, but it seems like they take all the best entertainers from us... Keep on truckin' Artie. We don't wanna lose ya man!!!

  • artie is the fucking best. hes great on the stern show and he is fuckin funny plus he likes the yankees GO ARTIEE!!!

  • how exactly does adding the word "fuck" into a sentence suddenly make it funny? :/

    what's REALLY funny is how we went on to win the SB this year. hilairious.

  • we? what position did you plat

    btw its spelled H-I-L-A-R-I--O-U-S

  • then why the fuck do u come here and watch him.. to make bullshit comments like this or what? get a fuckin life dude....

  • Dear lord he's been acting like a hack lately... try way too hard..

    It's a step up from listening to high pitch eric attempt humor..

    I'm sure someone will make a collection of Artie's dumb rants, back to back to back eventually...

  • Wait...did somebody say Puerto Rico? My uncle said he didn't like Puerto Rico because all the Puerto Ricans....now let me tell you everything you don't care to know about Heroin. By the way...your a fag.

  • I love him on the show, but the past couple of days he's really been talking too much, and most of what he says is kinda dumb. I sort of wonder if he's on coke again.

  • Why aren't you dead yet you fuck. Bang some more dope

  • You do realize you're talking to a webpage dipshit??

    BTW.... When you ask a question...USE A ?

    Dumb Fuck.

  • A web page that some jack asses read. Like you and Artie . ?  (was that a statement or question) To make since next time type: ( USE A "?")

    BTW, fuck you and Artie.

  • oh shut up if you really have a problem with him dont watch him ok just leave it and forget about him cos if your watching his videos then you must fidn him funny ok

  • "Oh shut up". Haha. You cunt.

  • child

  • beer league was fucking hilarious so get fucked everyone who doesnt like that movie

  • Don't do too much pure H and die because your a fat fuck

  • don't buy arties new book. give him something to cry about.  something he can cry about on the stern show. fucking loser

  • shut up. arties the shit and your a faggg

  • I'm a fag? Nope. Your hero is though. He had a guy cum on his chest. he was in a room with another guy having a 3some. You want artie's cock. who's the fag? you are. and artie

  • new york football cocksucking fucker fuck me in the ass giants..

    lmao

  • artie was to good for mad tv! his skit for 'drunken president" was ingenius! youtube took it down tho-.

  • I gambled at a casino before I was 18. I spent 20 dollars. Lost it in 15 minutes on slots. Lesson Learned. Gamble while your young so you dont have shit to spend, and you can learn your lesson the cheap way!

  • I am a stern fan, and i can say that Lange would be nothing without Howard. Long live howrd 100.

  • that's why artie's great, he would say the same thing

  • What I am saying is that Lange has no talent. Fuck Lange. BOORING.

  • And you do? LLLOOOOLLLLL! Let's see you do stand-up and KILL EVERY TIME!!! Dumb fuck.

  • Artie Lange = same old jokes.

  • This is probably one of the greatest bits of all time. As a fellow gambler I feel this shit!

    FIIIIRE!

  • i'm a big arte fan...this is FAR from the greatest bit of all time

  • Artie is a really good comic , and his new book was really good to.

  • then why are you watching him?

  • one of the reasons idiots shouldn't be able to express their opinions or feelings... i never talk shit on people on the net... but seriously... fucking douche.

  • yeah idiots shouldn't, so remove ur comment.

  • That's my line.. . Get a life.

  • you first.

  • Exactly.

  • Exactly.

  • Exactly, Artie is the man.

  • Nope artie sucks, it's just too bad you not smart enough to see how his personality is just a bit.  He is not a blue collar, everyman. he's a looooooooser

  • Lets see you write a best selling book, make a movie, be on the greatest radio show. The guy was workin the fucking docks just before mad tv and just got lucky. So suck on it

  • new york giants suck

  • This is when Artie was funny........before he was a drama queen.

  • he shouldn't have quit his day job.

  • wait a second. How old is this joke?

  • i love this joke. i also loved it when i heard it on the show the next week... it was funny on letterman... but when he told it on kimmel... that was boss.

    good for him. avoiding all those sal the stockbroker hack jokes. yup. just repeat the same joke AGAIN AGAIN AND AGAIN.

  • barely registers on the laugh meter. He's a guy who's funny sitting around in a coffee shop booth, but not exactly a side splitter on stage. Sirius and the Stern show could save some salary with this one.

  • 2:42 nice teeth

  • hahahaha a rush concert.

  • LOL.

  • nice jacket.....again

  • Very cool video.I will vote for it!

  • Artie is a great part of the Stern Show (along with Robin), but his standup and movies are best served to American humour.  I don't get it. But, Artie is great on the Stern Show.

  • Jim Gordon= Giants Legend

  • yeah for real.

    but you have to admitt this guy makes u laugh on the radio

  • artie lange rules!!! all artie fans hit me with a friend invite!

  • Agree with farb34, Artie's standup is not his strong point. His off the cuff remarks and improvisational, on the spot humor are what make him so hilarious. He needs people to riff off of in order to be at his best.

  • I don't know...he's pretty good on Howard Stern but I just don't find him that funny.

  • Artie cracks me up. Especially when he interrupts Eric the Midget and goes "Ok Eric, take care." lmao

  • LOL "ok go fuck yourself, eric" hahaha

  • Thats not even jokes - everything he said about Jim Gordon is 100% accurate. Even the quotes.

  • lol at the I wore the same jacket at a Rush concert coment XD

  • hahahahaaaa, i think this guy h8 even himself

    :D

  • "Ok buddy. thanks for the call... bye" i die everytime he does that to ETM

  • Actually, he's ruining the Howard Stern Show. Fat fuck never shuts up now.

  • Artie's awesome!!

    FIYAAAAA!!!

  • He is taking over the Howard Stern Show. He's frickin hilarious!

  • he is the best

  • just watch beer league

  • I like Artie and think he is funny as hell

  • Your a bumb Artie, but sometimes your funny.

  • And sometimes you can't spell.

  • How funny we could say the same thing about you fucknuts your post was all about making yourself feel like a badass..

    Halfwitted & obscene! lol you name has cunt on it. Doh!!

    You know nothing of Artie's Comedy. He's very down too earth although troubled he's etreamly witty also. The main difference between yourself and him is folk give a fuck about him. Nobody cares what you have to say.

    now go change your name too KingOfKnobjockeys

  • damn...35000 a week from being on MAD tv?..wow....gambling sucks

  • stfu hes his own person just stfu your opinion doesnt matter your a piece of shit...

  • Godfather U hurt my feelings! Now I must drink my pain away like Artie.

  • This is not the first time I have seen this comment. Stop trolling.

  • than why the fuck are you watching anyway

  • this guy is funny as hell. I think your just pissed because you have a 55" waist and your not as funny as him.

  • this guy is funny as hell. I think your just pissed because you have a 55" waist and your not as funny as him.

  • Plz don't die, Artie. :O(

  • Artie!

    Go get help!

    walking off the show was like a call and cry for help!

    you need to stop eating all day get a trainer will ya/

  • I saw Artie at a show and nobody was laughing. I think he was high too.

  • i lovvvveeeeeeeeeee artie! very funny guy!

  • dude,,, fine u don't like him... but why come to youtube and watch his vdeio and talk negative?

  • but he's not even a jew

  • people know the truth and just dont care buddy. You think he's the only coke-addicted celeb out there? Open your eyes kid.

  • no one gives a rats ass about your opinion.

    kk thx much love

  • stfu you disgusting guttersnipe

  • Rush!!!

  • now the giants won the superbowl lol

  • THe New York Giants won the Super Bowl

  • Artie won like $85,000 on the giants. we love artie! hope he doesnt die soon.

  • what a loser this guy is. he won that money and the bookie went under. never even got his cash!!

  • this is horrible beyond words. He should blow Howard every day for how much better his life is by being on the show.

  • u suck

  • pro football is fixed