iDUMP4U file 12/09/09: Damien dumps Andrea

[UnscrupulousAgitator]

so, whats the ratio, bradley? more men or women use ur sevice?

[Markb2477]

She probably has turned a lot of men gay

[stiab3]

That dude really is gay. He's got no balls!

[BrayGoesTV]

Braydon's such a dick wait my name is Braydon

[Cocoeiyo]

lol i hate it when people do that!! "OK..SURE...WHATEVER.." Dx

[destroiz]

its hard to belive someone calls you and tell you that your boyfriend is gay ._.'

[TxTRExT]

Dude she was stubborn as fuck lmfao xD

[firefurnece]

O SHIT DUDE IS GAY..............sex must have been horrible

[colts2609]

Lol. I think this is a joke break-up.

[ODragaoAmarelo]

It's rly sad that a girl can turn u gay, if u rly think about it lol

[Fly666]

I'm so curious to find out how she reacted when she found out Damien was actually gay, and this was not a prank call. :)

[Darkcurse101]

I dont understand why girls called Andrea are always stupid >.<.

[wolfmel0dy]

@Darkcurse101 Not always :3 I have an aunt in NY, 23 years old, Scholarships almost flying to her

[Bbfishman]

and when he got out of the train.....he was gay!

[vivalabrock]

DAMN IT BRAAAAAYYYDEN

[dcFaddy]

how many guys has she turned gay :o

[Genuinecreatorz]

Brayyyyyden! Just stop it!

[fireballfury1]

i think that probably was a joke that he was playing on his girlfriend, she said that he has done that before.

[KhaosRage]

26 People that disliked got "The Call"

[bubblemuffinxp]

LOL shes an idiot

[nelliesgurl]

"no..yea you did" lmao

[TheBxRed]

lol dumped

[42prolly]

Breyden is such a dick sometimes.

[gabrielcat1000]

@42prolly shut the fuck up.

[postalflag]

not against you or your idump4u thing or anything.. but there isnt such thing such as "i turned gay". sexuality isnt a choice, just like how you cant change who you are and what color of hair roots you were born with.

[PunkHeart677]

@postalflag Stfu politically correct police -_- We all know this. Just let it go. 

[postalflag]

@PunkHeart677 lol sorry? just thought somebody was making a fool of themselves, but okay, rude much. 

[Bbfishman]

@postalflag oh wow shut the fuck up....Are you gay? do you know how it fucking works? you dont have a clue.  if the homos are bothered by it they can defend themself. shut ur mouth queerbox

[Tellthatruth]

You turned him gay. That's cold, man.

[rob6van1dam9]

Best.Job.Ever

[Razzzzzar]

Nice one, Brayden :)

[teamramrod456]

I would love this fucking job!

[UberMetallMaschine]

lol, does saying 'this call is being recorded' quickly at the start mean you get to use it? or did you have to ask the lady afterwards?

[piepeep90]

Wow, what a bitch.

[pdPOINTnCLICKbq]

*psycho mantis pops up out of nowhere*

Damien: What the hell?

Psycho Mantis: You like men.

Damien: You can see into my mind?

Psycho Mantis: No.

Damien: Oh.

[Cruzito3000]

*whispers* this call is being recorded. whisper it? really? baallllssss. this guy kinda sucks at letting someone know they got dumped. blunt as shit. 25 bucks for this? c'mon bro.

[blackXSpr]

I love how the tone went from "He wasnt sure if he was gay" to "You turned him gay"

lmfao

[doc7114]

1. That was not very honest sneaking in the "this call is being recorded" and the beginning.

2. You don't need to yell at the person, you can just tell them and hang up.

3. You can't make someone gay.

[StandByYourFnVan]

@doc7114

1. maybe not, but legally is required for such a service and most people would not continue the conversation if they knew they were being recorded

2. This is a paid-for service, when Damien wrote in and PAID for their services, it was understood the message would be relayed to her, and he would not have to hear from her anymore. If Bradley had just hung up with a still non-believing Andrea, he would not be fufilling their contract.

3True, but if you were considering, this bitch makes u

[MrTHEWALRUS12345]

This would actually be quite funny I might get these guys to troll my gf.

[tankmaster1018]

@MrTHEWALRUS12345 haha. They say on their site that they will find out if it is fake and make fun of you on the internet. I had the same idea

[majinzs]

i feel like this guy is really ignorant as well as an asshole, he doesnt know what he's talking about and provides a service that shouldnt be here in the first place

[MrDgf31]

Stupid bitch.



[0n0a0m0e]

is it wrong that this seems like a job i would really enjoy?

[IonStorm889]

The girl is a stupid stupid bitch.

[MRMOE12345]

I nearly pissed myself with laughter at the whole "You. Turned. Him. Gay."

[whoinvitedutomyparty]

The girl is really annoying, but I guess I wouldn't have told her that she turned the guy gay, no one can "turn" someone gay, that's just kind of adding insult to injury.

[ythenamezezima]

As soon as I looked at the title I knew Damien would be gay, everyone with that name is gay for some reason.

[squidtastic84]

its cool to say, "hey, i give out this service, and its just my job" bla bla. but there is clearly an antagonistic element to your approach, not to mention that your exploiting the situation by posting these calls on the web. Dont you think that takes it further than just providing a service for people? Dont you think that your banking on exploiting the misfortune of others? Its all fun and games to listen to when its some shithead who deserves it, but for ones like this, its not cool.

[hitchhikersHERO]

brayden... just stop it.

IT'S BRADLEY!!



[tesla1attack]

@hitchhikersHERO No, it Brayden!

[11finger11eleven]

roundhouse kick to the face

[dudewithcape11]

"he went for a ride on the Andrea express and when he got out of the train, he was gay"

Killer, man :P

[coua09]

hehe i love u braiden, uh..i mean bradley, in a strait sort of way

[sarahebeltrame]

"This isn't funny anymore Braden"... i've watched a lot of these, and a lot of the people think Bradley is someone else but i've never heard someone that persistant :D

[dustincurl25]

i would start yelling at her. shes must be a blonde

[nickelite]

Bradley, good Job getting that dumb girl to finally understand it!

[iliketoshop123]

Brad "you tearned Damien gay!"

Andrea : "No i did NOT!!"

Brad: "Yes,you did!"

[loadedAndAssassin]

@iliketoshop123

i would have lead with that

[nehalkuul]

@iliketoshop123 tearned??? turned.

[bpark1995]

If I get a girlfriend and want to break up with her, I would definitely use idumpforu 

[TheMazurka]

YOU TURNED HIM GAY. i choked on my drink

[Longsleeeves]

Come on man "you made him gay"? I don't think so

[nighteyekisses09]

Umm yeah,.Bradley, I enjoy iDump4U very much..you are usually GREAT. Having this said, no one on earth can TURN someone GAY..doesnt work that way. Not bashing (truly), however, ALL gay people that I have known (both sexes) find that statement very offensive & inaccurate beyond belief. Simply put you may be confused with respect to your sexuality such as Damien, but he did not TURN gay..he was always gay (just conflicted/ confused/ in denial due to society perhaps). NOT her fault nor his, hes gay

[WhiteNoiseProduct001]

How many people in the world have a complete stranger call you up on the phone, to tell you from a DUMPING WEBSITE...that the man isnt in fact leaving u for another reason or woman..but that he is gay...damn...low blow

[KiNgOfKaRaBiNeR]

"yh, ehm well it depends on how u handle this" + 10000

[tBagjad]

What THE fu......

[JJAB91]

I don't think she understood. 

[EpicfailProd]

girl: is damien okay?

guy: yea.. well i guess it depends on how you handle this..

ROFL

[jackshotel]

I think its funny you started saying it was her fault.

xD

[bulbo21]

LOL! GAY?! FFS ROFL!

[flairmonkey]

Right as Bradley said "And tell you He's gay" Ode to Joy started playing in my mind

[SoundTehHorns]

YOU DONE TURNED HIM GAY!!! WE GON' FIND YOU!!! WE GON' FIND!!! YOU RUN AND TELL THAT HOMEBOY!!!

[drumguy2007]

so many of these sound so fake

[awsumpossum1]

YOU! TURNED! HIM! GAY!! LULZ

[joshmek]

i want to use this but im happy with my relationship. Just seems fun. should have used on my babys mama.

[thompsoncorey]

She was in denial at first.

[Neonophobic]

Dayum, shes such a bad girlfriend her boyfriend went gay...thats really sad!

[JukeBoxHero555]

BRADDDDDDDEN!  Hahaha(:

[PaulineWalters]

Brayden really!!!

[DrkPhoenix15]

Bradley is the real american hero...

[warchief96]

Lmfao that was hilarious, but it seemed REALLY fustrating and annoying lol

[ShimmyKid]

That musta been some ride lol.

[Splangy1]

at the end of all the calls why do you say to the person getting dumped "thank you for useing idump4u.com" when there not the one that payed for the service?

[TheAirsoftDemon]

@Splangy1 cause if it wasnt for them it wouldnt have happend....right?

[peitydeity]

@Splangy1 He's an ass ;)

[katiewntrs]

@HurpDurr i agree

[iDUMP4u]

@katiewntrs perhaps if I had clients who were better educated, I would find myself speaking with a more advanced vocabulary... but you should appreciate this, if I used bigger words, you would be lost and sad :(

[AZWIN90]

@iDUMP4u turned him gay? come on... i dont care how unattractive or a bitch a girl is im not gunna convert to pole.

[geekforlifevandc]

@AZWIN90 HE WAS probobly gay already just confused

[AZWIN90]

@geekforlifevandc well than she didnt really TURN him gay did she?

[AnnaDahmer666]

You know how you drive a test car to see if you want to buy it or not? Well apparently he didn't like her exhaust system...or something like that...lol

[votumseparatum1]

He isn't interested in your parts anymore. lol.

[fLiPpAntMisSCreanT]

Wait, what? So Damien's been using his friend's as test dumpers on Andrea before he hired Bradley? Dayum.

[CyborgNinja128]

i dont really think she understood what you said to her xDD

i bet 99% (if not 100%) of these ppl gonna call their girl/boy-friends back xD

i wonder how would they react if you actually told 'em that the call were being recorded LOL

ps: sorry for bad english

[bigkitten]

'Braden'?....these buggers want to lay off the fluoridated water, once in a while!

[wangangang]

hey bradley i subd to u can u sub back

[RiiaEh]

LOL shes so THICK! and the " whateverrrr" is so annoying -.-"

[MsHenryTheGreat]

I just get the feeling the only reason she stayed on the phone so long, was probably because she was sitting on the couch and trying to flirt with Bradley.

[phabianx]

LOL come on Braden!! ur soo not funny lol

[aapinator]

I would go gay too if I had a girlfriend that kept on saying 'wuuuh, whateverrrr' every minute.

If only I had a girlfriend *sigh*..

[iDUMP4u]

Don't stop Believin' Hold on to that feeling!

[MusicJass]

@iDUMP4u Hah! Bradley knows best.

[yakinoanderson]

@iDUMP4u lol

[maintnanceman19]

@iDUMP4u lmao

[jordanstaub0522]

@iDUMP4u hahahaha

[tesla1attack]

@iDUMP4u Street Light people,

[ballin302008]

@aapinator lmao tht sounds so depressing

[deluxedookie]

@aapinator

just remember she has to be girl"friend" or your fucked in a bad why till shes gone @_@

[MiniDevilDF]

@aapinator Maybe Andrea is still single. Bradman should make a site to hook people up with the dumpees.

[IxYamikoxA]

Wow wtf test gf O.O I mean that wasn't right at all, but she is just so retarded too......STOP SAYING BRADEN IT'S FREAKIN ANNOYING gaahhhh

I mean I'd probably think it was a joke especially since it sounds like other people have called and everything saying that he's gay but after a while, you'd think that if they were joking, they wouldn't stick around to constantly yell at you with a serious voice. Idiot.

[0purple0oranges0]

i dont get y people stay on the phone...id just hang up

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

She didn't turn him gay. You can't control it. Your born gay or straight, dont blame the girl. It was inevitable.

at least i think it works like that

[ReassuringSmile]

yknow, I firmly believe your not born gay; I grew up different but Im not gay but I believe who you hang out with plays a factor. Recent months, Harvard psychology professors came to a consensus that theres no such thing as "born a homosexual" but leaning more to the fact its the environmental factors in childhood. You might be born with less testosterone(like me) but doesnt mean your gay.

[VincentPhil]

See that's bull, because the testosterone argument works only on lesbians. In-womb testosterone is easy to figure out, as it affects finger proportions, and correlation with sexual orientation has only been found in females.

Besides, who you hang out with would be your parents and close family, as sexual orientation is basically set age 6. So having a bunch of gay friends might make it easier to accept what's already there, but that won't change who you are.

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

@ReassuringSmile "if you're gonna call bullshit post the link to prove it"

-college humor

that means give me proof that Harvard has done this research.

[ReassuringSmile]

thats what google is for, look for it. I think I sound more logical than you being doubtful

[eirilover17]

Omg lol. I'd probably think it was a joke too.

[MapleStoryKillaStab]

Andrea's so stupid XD

[kotk05]

Gays, it makes no sense to do something like this "Test GF" or "Test BF". Don't you guys think it would be more efficient to just go out with someone from the same sex when you just "want to be sure"?

[Lisa13245]

She's fucking stupid.

[ReassuringSmile]

no shes just doubtful

[Lisa13245]

@ReassuringSmile No, there is a difference between doubtful and stupid. She passed doubtful a long as time ago.

[cosmosspring]

Damian is a bastard for using her like that.

[Larrygallis]

i would kill myself if a girl told me that she was unsure about herself and she used me as a test and now she's gay

[bp56789]

@Larrygallis

I don't know it might turn me on a bit more

[mrmasta50]

YOU TURNED HIM GAY!!!

He was on the fence and you pushed him off...

[WagKaNaUngas]

He was on the fence and you pushed him over....HAHAHAHAHA

[bardzodziwny]

I think she didn't get it in the end.

Comenteers! Understand her denial! Imagine someone calling out of the blue and saying your other half was gay and was breaking up with you. Betcha that shit would't come across to you even after an hour of repetition.

I definately would not belive that shit not with my current GF nor with any other I had in the past (and lemme tell ya - some were really driving on the curb)

[MsExoticBliss]

People don't turn people gay you're straight or not simple, lol.

[Lisa13245]

I'm assuming that he doesn't love her and she was just a cover for his gay stuff.

[SunfireGTX25]

what a STUPID bitch!!!

[That1GuyUHate]

Guys I think Damien most likely just does this to play with Andrea, I doubt this is real

[serpentisma]

i disagree. to me it sounds like everyone else under the sun was trying to tell her he was gay. like they saw the signs and tried to tell her. to me it sounds like she's just in denial. i mean, look how long it has to take brad to say something so simple as "your boyfriend is gay and wants to break up with you."

[mrmasta50]

@That1GuyUHate that doesnt mean this isnt real

[rock9the9world9]

braven =))

[Xxtilley1xX]

i WANT HIS JOB!!! :p would be so funn

[HittokiriBatosai]

Wow, what an asshole. First hides his gayness then doesn't have the balls to tell her this himself to her face. Ass. HOLE.

[ChyronIsChillin]

What a bitch. I don't mind the jackass-esque tone you use with people Bradley, since 95% of these people are total assholes/bitches.

In fact, I appreciate your services for people.

[crispycrab]

You can't turn anyone gay :p

[Libradiaries]

She's laughing like she's been through this before. This is funny.

[TheMinx20]

TEST girlfriend? This guy is SO gay! Not her fault he's gay...best thing happened to her I'd say! Lol!

[Ivekxd]

loooooooooooool so good

[slapme7times]

LOLOLOLOL

this is AWESOME!

[TheRealSahLence]

"Andrea, you know what? YOU TURNED HIM GAY. He was on the fence, and you know what? You pushed him OFF the fence!"

OMG! SOOOOOO DEAD! LOL

[DiianaG]

yeaaah , she didn't understand it.

[ARKY6666]

whaaaa`tever

[JorVid1]

I think Bradley has a penus.

[ImmanuelScreen]

i dont think she actually gets it lol

[RSCNyx]

How much more articulate do you want him to be? He usually runs circles around the people he calls. He's short and to the point, and he'll push the point until they understand.

It's fine as-is.

[hesinsan3]

bradley, are yu the only one that does these calls or is it like a actual company lol

[Olando433]

lol funny

[cbc15156]

haha i love the short, fast, quiet "this call is being recorded"

[jordanstaub0522]

@cbc15156 lol me too.and he calls them back if they hang up on him.

[Mattmoo36]

*murmur* "-this call is being recorded- Hello!" haha so creepy

[djace21]

Epic

[JustAnEmoPanda]

lmao. i love this one. X3

[makiimedia]

how bout expanding your business? i m from germany and would like to work for you :) do you understand?

[Jrocka7x]

"He was on the fence, and Andrea, you pushed him off the fence!" HAHA

[Cheespuffs45]

You know what, I think this is a joke. I think one of her friends/enemies set up the thing, not her boyfriend. It's possible. At the very least, I can't blame her and many other people he calls for not believing him.

[BlikeNave]

OoOOOoooOOOLlllolOLOlollll

[XGibsX]

FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

[benoitdidnotdoit]

lol stay away from this girl she turns u gay

[8milestocandy]

Calls and tells her she's a gaymaker? I kinda want Bradley's job.

[pozestillusion]

I really want to know how this ended... And I'd feel bad if people gave Bradley false information as a prank...

[glenndermage]

@pozestillusion if you check the site, you see it's quite hard to make up false information

[Ceddyohtwo]

"He's isn't interested in your parts anymore! He's interested in different parts.....on guys!" 3:52

[jerzgrl2999]

HAHAH!

[taistelutomaatti]

Is that really that strange?

"That's cold"

Fuck yeah, he's the antichrist.