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  • did he say shit at 4:19

  • I looooovvee your woooooooo's lol

  • Oh, awkward... He parks... Far too eager :P

  • Filming whilst driving? Precarious...

  • gaybuscus real? or one of your friends

  • /watch?v=TMGpgzwpTHE

  • intro of darkness, then redness, than whiteness! *ramble ramble ramble* bless your face, if you sneezed during this vidio, bless you, peace off. do do do do do subscribe outro of darkness then redness then whiteness, then.... BOOP! never gets boaring....i cant spell

  • I think you broke...well quite a lot of laws

  • @catflapper124 what is that

  • hehehe...amnesia :3 INTRO OF WHITENESS!! I wish you'd make those vids again. They were halarious (not for amnesia, cuz u finished it, but for justine or that prenumbra game ive been hearing about)

  • omg this is going to be awesome i hope you do it

  • lol

    

  • Sneezed.

    I feel so amazingly blessed.

  • same

    

  • same

    

  • OMG I FINALLY SNEEZED DURING ONE OF HIS VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! :D

  • I wonder how many times Toby makes sound effects during the day. Maybe he should do a video where he counts all the times hes done a sound effect during the day. I can just see him on a date making beeping noises. :S lol

  • 1:50 Toby looked RIGHT at my chest XD I was wearing a low cut top too XD

  • Toby... even tho ur not gona read this 8D u realize that ur videos are so awesome there is not even a piece of red dislake bar showing xD?!

  • Do you send shirts to the UK ???

  • You need a team like RWJ from =3

  • i'm eating a nugget in a biscut dipped in a mashed potato

  • @TheEmalicious1 you forgot the bbq sauce o_0

  • 293,264 more people now know that honey is bee vomit :D

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  • @Koizitozinho no, one you always have something coating your vocal cords, its call saliva, and whatever else you eat or drink, thats why when your losing your voice someone tells you not to drink pop cause certain stuffs in it will coat your vocal box which makes it harder to perform what it needs to :) better?

  • you are awsome, chris Dbagmistatbag

  • I'm really sorry about your voice, Toby :(. I can't imagine how frustrating it must be to entertain us DX You should really take a break!

  • Toby r u on hotmail? pls say u r and also did u ever get a comment on little big planet say random stuff like nugget in a biscuit and cookies if so me and my bff lauren sorta sent that message lolz

  • EPIC BOOP!!!!

  • 4:13 Did he say shit after yelling at the oil to shut up?

  • O dear another driving vlog.... I can't yell at you to keep your eyes on the road because... well I can't see your eyes, you have glasses on. Dammit. Just pleeeEEEEEEase be careful toby! Dx

  • cool sideburns man!

  • omg you are te beast man

  • Toby?... What are you doing looking at my junk? Thats precarious

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  • Honey bees vomit? How interesting :D

  • I'd like to BMOIDJHTIUEQHDSPOA to the rest of the day too.

  • OMG I HAVE TOP COMMENT!!! IVE NEVER HAD A TOP COMMENT BEFORE!!!

  • funny fail of awsome!!!

    

  • this is a comment

  • Is it just me or is this video more awkward or in some way different from his other ones

  • DONT CHANGE THE CHANNEL LAYOUT YOUTUBE

  • I know what im doing the next time I have stuff to do!

  • oh I would kill to have a animated tobuscus adventure every week. hell every month would be fantastic. that would be a dream come true.

  • my friends like to tell me how similar I am to Toby... I don't know how I feel about that XD

  • it was more like intro of redness, more redness, and whiteness

  • @Hojahs I just read that in Toby's voice. Just sayin'.

  • Toby: hey did you know that honey is bee vomit........Yeaaa... hahahahah that was so funny

  • every time i watch one of Toby's videos, i wonder what a conversation would be like with him.... after this one, im not sure i want to know..... ;)

  • WHO LET TOBY DRIVE!!!!!!!?????

  • Toby, this is my favorite video yet. But wait! Please keep reading. Griffen your dog looks just like my dog Bentley who passed away. Anyway I really want one of your shirts. Please (if you can't I understand) send me one of your shirts for free? Any size. Sorry if I'm pushing you. If or if not send me a message on your spare time. THX!!!!! #1 fan DjnicCataldo ( Real name ). Dominick

  • Thumbs up if you think toby should have his own Network

  • Darkness redness and whiteness is turning to redness redness whiteness ahaha

  • i always thought that Toby would have almost no time for actual ... life cuz of all da videos and tobuscus adventures is awesome im still laughing from when your like "come on sleep just like we practice ... every night."

  • what..... no... NO!! GAWD DANGIT!!

  • Toby, to help you voice problem... eat crackers before you do all your video stuff, or something that similar to it. it coats your vocal cords and protects them from damage. The only reason i know this is because i tried honey and stuff too but none of it worked then i took advice from my friend because aparently screamo people do this. Im in theatre and have been for 4 years... over 15 plays, and trust me this helps. ALOT! thumbs up so toby can see this :) it will help!

  • @RaymondStump HIS VOICE IS GREAT THE WAY IT FUCKING IS!!!! NO NEED FOR CRACKERS,, cracka!

  • @TheScooter1959 If you paid any attention to what Toby was saying you would know that he is looking for an alternative way to heal his voice loss after doing his recordings. Therefor when @RaymondStump commented he was giving advice. There is no need for you to yell or swear.

  • @RaymondStump nothing wrong with his voice

  • @RaymondStump WHAT KINDA OF CRACKERS BROSIVE! D:

  • @RaymondStump If that coats your vocal cords, you would probably be dead, or at least you would cough a lot... That really makes no sense...

  • @RaymondStump Yeah man, the only crappy part is getting all those crackers in your lungs. Hurts a lot, but it's alright cause then it goes directly into your blood!

  • @QuantumCarl Trolls be hatin...

  • Lol imagine the people driving by seeing this guy in a santa hat wearing sunglasses talking to his camera XD

  • @Carbarrawr You mean phone. He records from his phone XD

  • Great video

    Grandma Mary

  • My Cousin always says when his playing minecraft ''Hello ones again audience'' and i think hes talking to hiself

  • First time i actully sneezed watching;) yay

  • i have beeen a good buscus

  • I can just see him crashing the car while recording the vid:p

  • He must look crazy when people drive past and see him

  • I never knew someone could talk so much my head just exploded

  • More vlogs

  • When I get back to school, I'm gonna walk through the hallways making that sound. Cause I have stuff to do.

  • "Write it and make it hilarious" No need! You dont need do freaking script Toby <3 :)

  • more more moreee anomatedd adddvventures :DDDDDDDDDD

  • Toby... MORE SKYRIM!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • say...any body else see that "TOBY, CALL ME!" ad?

  • @IceyChill25678 WTF is this ad everyone keeps talking about i feel so left out

  • @IceyChill25678 I didn't see it..! I was too busy looking at Toby ;)

  • @IceyChill25678 Where?

  • You know honey's bee vomit? *Awkward Silence* Yeah..

  • LOL 3:38

    that's the first time I've seen him stop and stare at the camera.

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  • my sister noticed that you have a butt chin...so i slapped her...after typing this comment. 

  • :o YOU SWORE TOBY!!!!!!! you naughty naughty boy ;)

    I still love you Toby :D

  • Intro of redness, more redness then whiteness

  • There was no Blackness, only Redness and Whitness.

  • I wanna tshirt

  • Booooop!

  • I love u Toby!!! U r so funny!!!!! :)

  • Reason why i love Toby: 3:38 - 3:43 

  • Who's gabuscus supposed to be?

  • Is Toby sexy in those glasses, or is it just me?... Thumbs up if it it isn't!

  • Shut up about the oil oh shit made my day

  • @Tonixalis he stopped and that's the best time to vlog

  • PORTALLLLLLL

  • Should he be doing this while driving?

  • 3:38 awkward

  • i would likr to help

  • HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS SHIRT ON!!!!!

  • Toby the reason your iphone doesn't do darkness anymore is cause you don't press your finger hard enough against the camera. Just wanted to help. THUMBS UP SO HE CAN SEE!!!

  • TOBY. ISNT. WEARING. A. TOBUSCUS. SHIRT.

  • i watch thes backwards

  • Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

  • oil ocean <3

  • Hey guys! Come check out our channel, DBmxBoyZ, and watch our vids. We make new videos every Sunday. We just started and need some views so come check it out!:D thx

  • has anyone realised that police cars are themed darkness, redness and whiteness (redness form the siren) :)

  • HEY TOBY, instead of spending so much time on animations, maybe you could just do the skits in person! Well, obviously you couldn't do as many things as you could with a cartoon, but it'd still be hilarious! It'd be just like old times!

  • i can never win a t-shirt cause i never know what you say at 6:24

  • There should be a law against filming while driving :D

  • @techboy1111 he says "SHUT UP ABOUT THE OIL oh shit"

  • Girls: Toby totally checked out our boobs.

    Guys: He totally glanced awkwardly at your member.

    Love you Toby. XD <3

  • Try honey and milk

    And I think maybe salt water? I forget

  • @Aznsouldah

    Go to $:18 After His Oil And He Does Say It XD

  • Dude Vlogging and driving CAN'T be any more safe than Sexting- I'Z Just sayin- Oprah would Queef her jeans if she knew Buscus was str8 up endangering all of us by taking us along wit him. LOL Who the Heck cares- What's life without risk right?- Sry smoggin X-mas Budders. :)

  • dear god, toby! what are u on?!:S can i have some? lol xD

  • you should never ACCELERATE on a road bump.

  • You should make a video with you and Gabuscus ( probably spelled it wrong ) driving to Rome when all of a sudden, Ezio and Altair pop up from the back seats and ask both of you if you would like to be assassins with them. So then while you have an awesome assassin outfit, Gabuscus has a girlie assassin outfit on. And you could think of the rest. Please make a video like this. If you do thnx a lot! :P

  • hey there were no darkness

  • Always i watch toby driving, i remenber of his glorious times in l.a noire

  • 1:55 pedobear face

    

  • why would anyone block toby?

  • SHUT UP ABOUT THE OIL!!

  • Tubscus every time I watch ur vids i start talking u like u r next to me, best Christmas gift ever

  • im vewer 200000!

    

  • i just got an iPod touch for christmas. the first thing i did was download all the literals and safety torch and nugget in a biscuit. then both the tobuscus apps. :D

  • Sometimes i swear he is ADHD xD

  • Bee vomit on your face... Hahaha

  • that awkward moment when toby stares at the camera after he makes a bee vomit show

  • At 0:02 I cracked up!!!!XD

  • I haven't seen the clips in 30 episodes. lol.

  • toby: ok, im going to go

    me: *looks at time, and sees that theres two minutes left* no toby, i dont think you are

  • also what if we sent you a preset up tree that even griffin could set up??

  • Your car needs oil toby... dont deny your vehicle this wonderful item...besides its christmas...almost :D

  • PPPFHHSSSSSSSTT through EVERY day!!!!

  • Holy crap he needs a freakin chill pill

  • is that place where toby did the thing with black box tv? i reconise it sorta.

  • i want an oreo car.......

  • @krupam0 lol, that's because he's in California. Not so sunny in most other places :)

  • Did you know honey is BEE VOMIT?

    lololol

  • @Portal2Rulez yeah but if bumble bees make honey, what makes milk?... BOOBEES

  • @Portal2Rulez fucking delicious

  • @Portal2Rulez Did you just ruin a joke I havn't yet heard from the video? YOU FOOL! YOU FOOLISH FOOL!

  • @lego8612 teehee

  • @Portal2Rulez The best bee vomit i ever tasted!

  • America seems to suck! Strong sunshine in Christmas!?

  • 4:24 did toby say shit? :D

  • @Aznsouldah at 1:46 it sounds like he kept himself from saying fucking in so fucking excited

  • @Aznsouldah mayb "ocean"?

  • @Aznsouldah no he said "yah because its expensive"

  • @Aznsouldah He said shut up? :D

  • @Danalexist He thinks he said "shut up about the oil- oh sh^%!" But he said ocean or something i think.

  • @Aznsouldah nope he said " shut up about the oil ocean " if u dont get what oil ocean is watch his previous vlogs

  • @Aznsouldah He said oil ocean.... if youve seen the other video you would understand :p xD nice try though LoL

  • @Aznsouldah actully 4:23

  • @Aznsouldah no?

  • @Aznsouldah no

  • @Aznsouldah no he said "ocean" opposed to "oh shit"

  • @Aznsouldah no

  • @Aznsouldah He said "Shut up about the oil ocean!" haha. He said in a different vlog that it looks like a can of oil with an ocean under it...yeah <3

  • hold the left key for about 2 seconds and press the up key, while still holding the left key. You can now play Snake while watching the video.

  • @Aznsouldah Maybe he did, maybe he didn't, in either case, HES AWESOME. So.

  • @Aznsouldah he said oil ocean XDDD

  • @Aznsouldah hahahah he said "ocean", but it sure sounded like "shit"

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