Michael Mcintyre Live at the Apollo Part 2

[garybarlowbestever]

Ha ha briliant!! The laugh snort snot sneeze!!

[annie10103]

0:22 R.I.P

[riendXkolya]

Haha! That happened to me once!!! I had to spell my post code on a phone to the police and I went "N for.......... (long pause)... Ni..ke??"

[hideyourbike]

118 people are laugh snorters.

[msOlga10]

Laughsnortsnotsneeze XD

[ItsAaronLindh]

I havent laughed for 7months until i watched this :') love him

[programanonimous]

"I still love you, please see last years card for full details..." Classic!

[FTWsilverwolfgames]

my second names mcintyre and i feel proud to have the name of a God!

[littleblueleprecorn]

4:53 - 'what the fuck is that?!' :'D

[twiggy2905]

I still love you, see last years card for full details :L LMAO!

[Sirkab]

G...for gnome!

[AcidicRoses]

I actually silently laughed AND threw up in my mouth while this video was going on.

[3xpens1v3]

0:23 before he committed suicide; cbbc presenter

[JackHawkin5]

@3xpens1v3 mark speight.. woah... :(

[3xpens1v3]

@JackHawkin5 thats the guy! thx

[McGuireHD]

King of comedy

[darkabz2346]

i dont understand how people can dislike this???

[spicegirlsizzle41718]

4:00

[Lanallaby]

BRILLIANT

[Breathless67]

i've watched this thousands of times but this is the first i saw Brendon Morris for Strictly come dancing XD

[MrsLoveChuckle]

Oh my God! Mark of Smart!!!! Awwwww :(

[MissLolaAnn]

0:23

Is that Mark Speight? :'-(

[TheDanceLover100]

@MissLolaAnn only just realised he actually died i never knew :( such a shame

[Chocoholic5539]

when he was on about scotish money in england he said thats legal .........? what? i coulnt understand. can someone help me out?

[Miss1984Video]

@Chocoholic5539 legal tender

[Chocoholic5539]

@Miss1984Video what does it mean? p.s thanks for clearing it up for me :)

[Miss1984Video]

@Chocoholic5539 Legal tender... Means legal money... (He is saying that they say it's ok Scottish money is acccepted here) Hope that helps :)

[mayabooba]

:)



[BobGoyle]

Me: Mum, I'm just going to kill the 116 dislikers

Mum: That is outrageous!! You will not hurt anybody, do you understand me?

Me: But mum, they dislikes Michael Mcintyre!

Mum: KILL THE FUCKING CUNTS!!!

[MariusC92]

116 people, get fucked.

[PassionPromote]

i thort it was car and no?

[elizabethszabo1]

this is better than the first part

[ChelseaJadee14]

Achoo, bless you, thank you! :')

[angelbabecats]

Im a travel studet and we have to know the police alphabet!

[DTFGful]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA

Brilliant

[TaffyFiFi]

laughing silently at him mocking silent laughter -.-

"its the laugh snort snot sneeze. I've completely malfunctioned!!!"

[plefkowitzx]

michael mcintyre is an absolute genius.. love him!

[MacGyver920]

Excuse me? Just got sick in my Face!

[BobGoyle]

Michael Mcintyre is a GENIOUS. 116 people obviously have no sense of humour. if u dont like michael mcintyre, go away

[somerandomer]

@BobGoyle not liking him is a valid opinion.

I don't much like him and If people are going to dislike him then that's fine. I'd have thought that saying outright 'I do not find this style of comedy funny' is better than going round criticising every example of it and being abusive.

[purpledragon115]

ah you have to love the laugh snort snot sneeze. i have never snort sneezed until i watched this video. i love this guy hes a legend!

[indy1391]

Atchoum! Bless you thank you!..ATCHOUM!.. IM NOT BLESSING THAT! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAME OF YOURSELF! looolll

[TeamCullen991]

that is so true abput girls being more advanced than boys. My brother is older than my and I walked before he did :)

[creativedoodleguy]

Scuse me i just got sic in my face I died laughing

[sphereballs]

I suppose some of his jokes are funny but I really don't like the way he delivers them.

[doctorwho35]

"OMG it's a laugh-snort snot-sneeze. I've completely malfunctioned!"

[doctorwho35]

Every time he says "Silent laughing" I automatically silent laugh.... I think it happens when we run out of breath or something

[doctorwho35]

The woman sat next to him is Kirsten O'Brien from SMart.... I used to love that programme... Mark u will be missed :(

[emilylolcoates]

0:23 Mark of smart, RIP buddy!

[Georginaaa4]

If you don't find him funny, you clearly have issues.

[MooMMD]

The walking thing, when swinging your arms together making you faster is so true! I s

Did it today in PE then after that: I skipped;)

[tonyt0ny]

i watch this everyday to train my abs

[hayzerclon]

The snort laughter thing is so true :L

[pipandwill]

How does he keep a straight face when he does this???

[beccabrown3]

MARK!!!!!!!! RIP

[paulbe182]

@slantyrock Great comment, still laughing 2 years later.

[slantyrock]

@paulbe182 Yeah, it was pretty funny actually, hahaha

[PCBHLOVER]

HAHAHA! i couldnt breathe.I was laughing snorting silent laughing haha

[goshootyaself5]

hold down 7 or 9

[Cmazzbailey]

LMFAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"Number 1: Your Sister" hahahha

[HazerWITHTHElazeR]

Please turn over -- the page!

[hiwar12345]

you gotta love this guy xD

[Pantouflekangaroo]

his poor kid hate it wen your parents put u down and people laugh hysterically :( now i feel kinda hypocritical cos i laughed hysterically ;D

[QuietWish1]

excuse me, i just got sick.. in my face. how how about that tea? :D

[LilGrey456]

Achoo bless you thank you.

[DownToTheWire05]

ohh no, I have a silent laugh!

No more Michael McIntyre shows for me...

[phemyda94]

I'm a silent laugher... I actually developed a silent laugh from watching comedy like this on my computer with headphones on because my roommate was in the room and I didn't want to freak her out.

[earnshaw1991]

I always wondered why part 2 has 1.8m views and part 1 has 4.1m views, where the fuck did the people who watched part 1 go did they fall off their chair with laughter and die or something :/

[SniperTop]

@earnshaw1991

Regardless, you say it like that's a bad thing :)

[aidand1234]

@earnshaw1991 I dont understand why part 3 has more than 2m views but part 2 only has 1.9m

[RPGaddictC]

@earnshaw1991 i think its because this is second on the list of sugesstions so people will cloick on the first one

[KahlanPendragon]

I need more breath to fuel my shit non laugh!

[gablison]

hong kong people are the worst... i was spelling something out... and once i got to g i kept saying g for "girl" but the girl on the other end kept saying c for "cat" as if she were repeating me! i mean ridiculous!

[jizzbrakkett]

i am a silent laugher : (......

[HaloPlayer96]

oh god he is hilarious, i wish i could see him live

[Bucko1997]

'you have to write this shit, every year'

Eminem has some serious competiton.

[MrKkk93]

its a laugh snort snort sneeze!

[mastersgta1]

G... for Gnome!

[AshleighTheSushiCat]

Lolfest extrodinaribus :)

[MrDomthebomb123]

mega funny

[NakitaMaxine]

It happens about 4 times a year, the mini sick..what the fuck is that? Hahahaha!

[MrsRTBG]

I'm a silent laughter , :-D .

[emmyl97]

Laughing at this, then realising im silently laughing -_-

[sparrosparro]

i think you'll find pal that's legal tender

[DMGG22]

"Excuse me? ..I just got sick in my face."

[KieraJessicaMarchant]

shit flys out everywhere :')

[charlotte4074]

"See last card for details....."

[bukakko]

@WeeLilly2702 well apparently Scotland is 1 of the few countries that can laugh at someone making fun of their culture and not get offended. goes for Scottish people as well.

[Kiarankovu]

I've watched this so many times :D

[ChickweblisLuv]

Lmao, that snorting thing happened to me ONCE when I was in the car with my sister and brother in law and I immediately thought of this and laughed even more. In silence.

[SuperTerryPrice]

CAR MAP CAR CAR MAP MAP!

[rmdlskms]

i do that silent laugh thing :( :L

[Casarzino]

0:24 hot tits

[tomtrollkiller]

"excuse me, just got sick in my face :D" omg I fucking died XD

[kylegers]

G for Gnome!

[wednesdayite13]

i'm a silent laugher, this is hillarious.

[ricardinho511]

is that de niro at 9:39

[dannerka]

he's not! :)

[warbuttons]

@dannerka i hope you mean hot

[dannerka]

@warbuttons He's not Robert De Niro at 9:37 :)

[trixter2009]

I thought he was going to say " Justin Bieber "

[0Leadmeister0]

@trixter2009 this was before that muppet turned up, what a helmet that kid is

[STRING3R]

2:50 needs to be made into a gif, like right now.

[trixter2009]

@STRING3R whats gif?

[Mcquiz91]

:So whats the first one on your list then?

:Your sister ROFL

[GalileioRecords]

oh my god this has to be the funniest man on earth :D

[djcycles]

please can i point out that knickers is K !!!!

[IMurkAtHalo3]

@djcycles thats the point :/

[LoubyLou242]

@djcycles thats the point of the joke

[mizzNix]

@djcycles i'm sure we're all literate enough to know tht. like IMurkAtHalo and LoubyLou242 has mentioned. tht's the point of the joke, love. x

[mjdking]

achoo

bless you

thank you

[AlleEzzie]

hilar!!!

[jeessicarr]

im not blessing that! you should be ashamed of youself! aha :') <3 Love this guy.

[Cloeb9oo]

Knickers dont begin with "N" lmfao

[sanchezdestroyed]

n for then you forget every word beginning with n is just as funny as can i use this word im going for it neugar

[NahvomaPaphitis]

0:22 Mark Speight. R.I.P <3

[Snuutje]

I always crack up at the 'mini sick' bit, hilarious!

[supp96]

i feel bad for michael though i mean ive seen pics of him and his wife and she is never smiling.....

[printerbabe]

113 people are silent laughers, and micheal kicked them out :)

[callmelivy]

My face hurts from laughing. Oh my lord.

[Bronya996]

I love how Michael laughs at himself it's so cute

[GeorgiiiJ87]

</3 mark speight is in the audience ... 0:22 :/ RIP

[Snivelly1997]

At 1:33 he sounds like David Walliams lol

[Staraahhskinss]

Mark Spade <3

[GeorgiiiJ87]

@Staraahhskinss *speight, but yeh :/

[Staraahhskinss]

@WeeLilly2702 ahahaa i was!

[TheMentalist28]

Is it a coincidence that one of the first two words both of his sons first learnt was 'car' ? Lucas: Car & Map ... Oscar: Car & No ... It's just funny :P

[JessicaWallis99]

'i love your shoes! are they baby gap?'

'car! car! car! MAP! map! CAR!!'

[ikkedoch]

I feel bad now.

I am a silent laugher.

[CrazyFalloutVideos]

The Mini Sick WTF Is That rotf

[PCDfan28]

Omfg that is absolutly hilarious!!! I love him!!!! I have a sore throat now from laughing! X

[Jo0osh1]

id laugh if he said n*gga by accident. awkward lol

[AaAmInA1998]

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[amesomepiggie]

Laugh snort snot sneeze...lol

[moinul115]

113 people are bastards

0:00 - 9:58 is the best part

[Dazzlingbabe19956]

the laugh-snort-snot-sneeze is brilliant and "see last year's card for details" ..... LOL LOVE IT XD :D

[shibzy0tennant]

0:23 Mark Speight :(

[SuperRubix123]

@shibzy0tennant when i saw him i went, oh i miss him

[coolboialex]

@shibzy0tennant R.I.P :(

[0Tidgy0]

@shibzy0tennant ohh yhh and the famous woman with him too. =( poor him

[haz464]

@shibzy0tennant what about mark speight

[farhannius]

@haz464 he hung himself

[legshakermaker1968]

@shibzy0tennant Probably topped himself after sitting through this show.

[BlackopsCK]

Excuse me, just got sick in my face.

LOL :D

[naomimcedgar]

You nurse! Weigh me! 7lb 1 oh it's all down hill from here, lol

[MJJslilgrl]

Hey, Michael, don't mock us silent laughers; we're an elite corps :P

[myjohnnybaby]

I am sometimes a laugh snorter...........but Michael McIntyre is a genius! You do get put into a false sense of security!!!

[teamxtreme2000]

Yo Michael, dont take the piss outta' my laugh :P

[NinjaStarfish94]

I'm not blessing that, you should be ashamed of yourself!!

[edvardhp]

2:48-3:05 was the excact look on my face

[xClaudiaa19x]

HAHAHAHA 4:52 NOTHING GETS BETTER THAN THAT :P

[RobynMcflyLautner]

"aCHOOblessYOUUthankYOUU"

[just4commenting1]

"You, nurse. Weigh me, get it over with! It's the best it's going to be, 7 pounds 1, it's just downhill from here."

I LOVE MICHAEL MCINTYRE! :3

[MediaPiXels]

@Greshflan i know :(

[jesuspassthebong]

@Greshflan whos he?

[LizzyJH]

@jesuspassthebong He was a tv presenter who killed himself after his girlfriend died.

[LizzyJH]

@jesuspassthebong He was a tv presenter who killed himself after his girlfriend died.

[jesuspassthebong]

@LizzyJH oh

[hazzabananza]

...underneath the likes and dislikes it says "As Seen On: hot masturbation pussy licking sexy." WTF

[BettyBabiixX]

The hardest thing I have ever had to do is lie in bed at 2:00am trying NOT to laugh at this so that I don't wake the whole house up.

[Georginaxxxx]

0:23 Mark Speight.. R.I.P xx

[kodyfizz]

113 pepole do laugh snort snort sneeze

[jesuspassthebong]

excuse me.. i just got sick in my face.. LMFAO

[BelladonnaRLGK]

9:11 that's like my dad with his name. he once said 'P...for Ptolemy' lol :P

[WHATISITSAM]

0:22

REMEMBER.

[BleedingHeartsBabyUK]

@WHATISITSAM

Are you talking about Mark Speight? o.O

[WHATISITSAM]

@BleedingHeartsBabyUK

Yes

[BleedingHeartsBabyUK]

@WHATISITSAM

urm... Okay... Remember? Remember what???

What happened to him was sad but it happened ages ago.

[jagjourdan]

who is the guy at 2:17?

[94eadiee]

@jagjourdan isnt it brendan cole.. the dancer from strictly come dancing?



[smileycat10]

n for nyan.

[karlos2010ize]

number 1 your sister hehe

the mini sick wt the fuck is that

[karlos2010ize]

number 1 your sister hehe

[lucylovesdamon]

list is from Friends hahaha <3

[ICantRemember999]

i do that non- laugh ;) i also snort laugh.