Look at the Heretic Geth. Now back at us. Now look back at heretic Geth. Now back to us! Heretic Geth are not us. We are Legion. We oppose the Old Machines. Look down. Back up. Where are we? We are on Heretic station. We are the Geth your Geth could fight like. What is on your platform? Back at us. We have repurposed your virus. Look at us again. We are now with Shepard-Commander. Anything possible when consensus reached with true Geth. We are on the Normandy.
Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comment gains thumbs up. look down, now back up. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos.
Look down. Look again. Now I'm fused with the greatest antagonist ever and I'm a giant scythe. Anything can happen when you're Uroboros instead of some measly Plagas or T-virus. I fell in lava.
Hello Umbrella. Look at your virus. Now back to me. Back at your virus. Back to ours. Sadly, it isn't me. But if you stopped relying on imperfect viruses and improved them to Uroboros, you could harness my power. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in a secret base. With the virus your virus could infect like. Look over there. Back at me. I look like a huge black wormy biomass.
Ladies that fawn over Wesker-Why on earth would you like such an evil villan?! He is not the type of man a girl should want in her life! He kills people! He tries to take over the world! He- *Sees Wesker shirtless* .....=O...Wait, what was I saying again? xD
@ChaiTeaaddict1 You were saying how evil Wesker is & how he kills people & how he *sees Wesker shirtless also*.......wow.....what now what was I saying?
Im eating rockets, I think wesker survived in the end of RE5 because he had uraboros in him. And whats lava and too rockets going to do to him, he lives if not it was just a clone of wesker controlled by the real mastermind because why would Chrise get to albert so much hasnt albert got much bigger plans other than to think of chrise
what's the matter with all these people? every single old spice commercial, along with accompanying parodies and all, have that "look at your comment" shit as the top comment.. it's getting old, and so is copypasta.
sadly wesker is offically delcared dead by capcom. go check it out on the website its really sad to say but hey the clone will porbably be cool... I think.
.....wow...just..lol that was funny as hell man, I never thought I'd hear something like that from Wesker. Though I do wonder if after 5 he's still alive..more than likely,dude just won't die. He could fund his next experament with commercals like this lol.
Hmm... so basically you're sayin' I could have the slightest chance to turn my bf to look/smell/kill like Wesker... with the possibility he might die and turn into Uroboros?
I think that is what he already does... But he gets paid to do it. It's called "Acting". =P I would request of him to do something else, before he gets sick of voicing Wesker, and before the allure of the voice runs dry. =S
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
How the hell did D.C. Douglas - The main voice for ALBERT WESKER - Manage to make stuff like this?!
Deadrisingfan2 1 day ago
I'm a dude... but even I'll go for Wesker!! XDD
AmatureGamer91 3 days ago
XD omg too funny
SamuraiGhost63 5 days ago
Look at the Heretic Geth. Now back at us. Now look back at heretic Geth. Now back to us! Heretic Geth are not us. We are Legion. We oppose the Old Machines. Look down. Back up. Where are we? We are on Heretic station. We are the Geth your Geth could fight like. What is on your platform? Back at us. We have repurposed your virus. Look at us again. We are now with Shepard-Commander. Anything possible when consensus reached with true Geth. We are on the Normandy.
what0080 1 week ago 9
@what0080 You made us smile... We are Legion.
lancebaxter 1 week ago 3
@what0080 Dude, I love you.
WolfRydella75 6 days ago
Why is it playing Jill music and not Wesker music?
MrDaCheat 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comment gains thumbs up. look down, now back up. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos.
Anything is possible on YouTube. I'm on a PC
SuperMOGGERS 1 week ago 2
18 guys were dumped by their girlfriend for wesker
thevideogameaddict66 2 weeks ago 7
I love this so much
damnwindows98 2 weeks ago
fucking awesome :DDDD
MyLemonsweet 3 weeks ago
"I'm eating rockets" :3
Fav part
XxAngelPie95xX 3 weeks ago 2
Where do they sell this? I need a few hundred bottles.
MasterTra 3 weeks ago
force
deshawn72892 3 weeks ago
18 people were not satisfied with "Old Uroborus"...
Deadlock239 3 weeks ago 2
@Deadlock239 14 people could not kill like wesker because they have imperfect human DNA
RedRose166 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@RedRose166 And the other 4 were not satisified with Lynx's "G-virus" variety
Deadlock239 2 weeks ago 2
0:41 "im eating rockets" haha nice
lazyboy255 4 weeks ago
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lazyboy255 4 weeks ago
they shoulda used this instead of terry crew and his nemesis looking brain 0.o
BLOOD1MONEY 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Chris dislike this
99XSeriousGuyX99 1 month ago
18 people are eating rockets...
demondog108 1 month ago
Not only will your girlfriend leave you for Wesker, you'll leave her for Wesker as well
MrEDK1985 1 month ago 70
@MrEDK1985 True that
Krypticflask 1 month ago
@MrEDK1985 ahaha maaaaaan :D you are genius
Jorka20999 2 days ago
LOOOOL
MinuteMan187 1 month ago
The spy presses 2 and then 1 quickly
Maliki321 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
I'd buy it.
Warhawk0602 1 month ago
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Warhawk0602 1 month ago
@DarkNewYear They're saturated.
DeadEndScreamer 1 month ago 8
well i guess wesker finally *puts on sunglasses* Spiced things up YEAH!
over9000ftwbaby 1 month ago 5
You're welcome. B-)
AlbertWesker1337 1 month ago
This is the best old spice commercial I've ever seen XD
VeronicathePhoenix 1 month ago 2
I would leave my man for Albert wesker soo Hott :)
e40love 1 month ago 2
The "I'm eating rockets" bit really got me. XD
rehtlh 1 month ago 2
oh my... <3
MrGrayTheGayCat 2 months ago in playlist More videos from lancebaxter
"look at your man, now look back too me, look at your man, now look back to me" XD
MsBangora 2 months ago
<3 Wesker
HatashiLuvsU 2 months ago 2
*Nosebleed*
itsalexenglish 2 months ago 4
abs not included lol
CTxSOCCER 2 months ago
@CTxSOCCER hahah this Commericials the best...
scorpiansting1 2 months ago
see this is why Shawn Roberts will never truly be Wesker, he's too busy in Afterlife ingesting measly human DNA... ;)
CMZ007rules 2 months ago 8
@CMZ007rules AHAHA! i see what you did there ;p
188zbbrr 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@188zbbrr lol glad somebody finally did... I'm bleeding rockets...
CMZ007rules 2 months ago
This was awesome. Haha.
Aquarusgenes 2 months ago
Umbrella must have bought old spice lol
MARCASTIC 2 months ago
Look down. Look again. Now I'm fused with the greatest antagonist ever and I'm a giant scythe. Anything can happen when you're Uroboros instead of some measly Plagas or T-virus. I fell in lava.
Infect like a Demon, Man
Old Wesker
TheBuuOfYou 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Hello Umbrella. Look at your virus. Now back to me. Back at your virus. Back to ours. Sadly, it isn't me. But if you stopped relying on imperfect viruses and improved them to Uroboros, you could harness my power. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in a secret base. With the virus your virus could infect like. Look over there. Back at me. I look like a huge black wormy biomass.
TheBuuOfYou 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
t's true though. You see survey's for Old Spice everywhere now! Even on FaceBook and stuff like that.
WingmanVWXYZ 2 months ago
For some reason I watched this five times, but I can't quit laughing
CDWastelands 3 months ago
Oh that is awesome! lol I just love it.
BillyRayStillwell 3 months ago
lol that was pretty funny
hawtdawggies 3 months ago
lol 0:49 includes death, god complex and last but not least abs not include im getting this
Xxjj942xX 3 months ago
gay so gay no no
thatcoolguy607 3 months ago
Me: I had a bowl of rockets for breakfast!
wesker: yeah, so?
me: without any milk
wesker: o.o
Rwesthuis 3 months ago 2
@Rwesthuis u skrewed up other way around wesker ate it without milk and u had milk der
nazikiller1941 2 weeks ago
@nazikiller1941 no i did it right lol, i wanted the glory
Rwesthuis 2 weeks ago
who... did the voice acting?
micks4522 3 months ago
@micks4522
Read the description. D.C. Douglas, the v.a. for Wesker in a few RE games.
JayMann620 3 months ago
@micks4522 D.C. Douglas. He actually voices Wesker.
darkfire6991 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
@micks4522 D.C. Douglas (FACEPALM)
key015 3 months ago
awesome hahaha
partyboy350 3 months ago
i wanna spray some old spice
527matt 3 months ago
Customer: Can I haz Old Uroboros? :3
Wesker: YOU MAY HAAV IT!
blackswordsman89 3 months ago 4
One of the best videos I've watched for a while! This brightened up my day! Thanks <3
MidnightThePrincess 3 months ago
"Sadly he isn't me."
Truer words have never been spoken.
SarabiHawke 3 months ago 69
He could killt by me :)
Schlauchis 3 months ago
Wesker, please have sex with me now....
Oh, God...
lonelysith66 3 months ago 5
BEST VOICE EVER !!! I WONNA TALK LIKE THAT !!! WESKER BEST
STURMWESKERv12 3 months ago 3
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MaliciousBasterd 3 months ago
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DcXtream 3 months ago
that's one fucking sexy voice!
LittleDirtyBlonde23 3 months ago
WeskerWeskerWeskerrrr <3333
D.C is a legend <3
hangovers 3 months ago in playlist hangovers's favorites
Who did the voice? that shit was 10/10
TheGlock80 3 months ago
@TheGlock80 DC Douglas. He's the voice actor for wesker.
Sekiath 3 months ago
@TheGlock80 The video description is an amazing thing.
Crimm 3 months ago
Whoops, there go my ovaries.
RagingShiningWit 4 months ago
Im eating rockets
19HajimeSaitou91 4 months ago
@19HajimeSaitou91 im eating pizza :) wesker:pussy :(
SubteraScorpion 4 months ago in playlist Liked
If only he would have activated X-Factor
Blitzkriegexe1 4 months ago
Liked.
gerbetta33 4 months ago
Wesker should have used this commercial instead of Uroboro missiles.
He would not die and even make billions of money from selling this stuff.
Pity. (=(
6att1eaxe 4 months ago
:D EPIC BEST OLD SPICE ADD EVER
thechrisk94 4 months ago
Ladies that fawn over Wesker-Why on earth would you like such an evil villan?! He is not the type of man a girl should want in her life! He kills people! He tries to take over the world! He- *Sees Wesker shirtless* .....=O...Wait, what was I saying again? xD
ChaiTeaaddict1 4 months ago 5
@ChaiTeaaddict1 You were saying how evil Wesker is & how he kills people & how he *sees Wesker shirtless also*.......wow.....what now what was I saying?
LittleDevilSings 4 months ago in playlist LittleDevilSings's favorites 4
Wesker lives
TheAngelsShield 4 months ago
I'm a satisfied customer and would rather prefer Old Uroboros then old spice any day. :)
KodenVendel 4 months ago
The funniest thing I saw on Internet! And I saw a LOT of stuff!
vectravl 4 months ago
Im eating rockets, I think wesker survived in the end of RE5 because he had uraboros in him. And whats lava and too rockets going to do to him, he lives if not it was just a clone of wesker controlled by the real mastermind because why would Chrise get to albert so much hasnt albert got much bigger plans other than to think of chrise
TheAngelsShield 4 months ago
@TheAngelsShield Uroboros's one weakness is fire, and he happened to fall into lava.
SefirothPH 4 months ago
Oldoborus
Veggis92 4 months ago in playlist Veggis92 sine favoritter
what's the matter with all these people? every single old spice commercial, along with accompanying parodies and all, have that "look at your comment" shit as the top comment.. it's getting old, and so is copypasta.
TheSimguy007 4 months ago
@TheSimguy007 Don't blame people, blame windows 7.
TheDieHard777 4 months ago
Oh my god. Oh my... fucking god. God. Oh my... oh my god. Ungh... oh god. Oh my.
UNNNNGH <3
SweetPoffin 4 months ago
I'm eating rockets.
mac19971 4 months ago 3
>.>
<.<
...*fapfapfapfapfapfap*
MissGirlFactor 4 months ago in playlist MissGirlFactor's favorites 7
BEST OLD SPICE COMMERCIAL EVER
YESHUAISMERCIFUL 4 months ago
why is wesker so awesomely funny :D
nobodies195 5 months ago
I liked Wesker when he was doing Old Spice and threatening the world, not spamming hapless players in MvC3.
OgnarPliskin 5 months ago
Thumbs up for eating rockets.
Jokerfaic 5 months ago
I LOVE THIS.
Amazing.
hangovers 5 months ago
O¬O OOOH WESKEEEER~
elffy66 5 months ago 3
Not only will your girlfriend leave you for Albert Wesker, you'll leave her for Albert Wesker too!
SpartanMen 5 months ago 191
severe god complex, abs not included lol
AronHallan 5 months ago 2
haha that is beyond awesomely hilarious
whiterabit998 5 months ago
dude wesker just made old spice sales fly through the roof.
hardcoreking52 5 months ago 107
CHRRISSS I SHOULD'VE JUST KILLED YOU CHRISSSSSSSSSSS. xD this guy should get an award
AttackoftheSpazz 5 months ago
chRIISSSSSSSSSSS!
xSkitZx 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
dc douglas just won the internet
dalektaliban 5 months ago
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dalektaliban 5 months ago
this isn't over! chris!!
Gottschalk1990 5 months ago
Aha! So he didn't die! :D
He just ate the rockets :)
christopherLrat 5 months ago
rofl Fabio Wesker is in the house! :P
osuushiza8 5 months ago
I'm Eating Rocketz!!!!
bornwisedistruction 5 months ago
LOL that just made my day. Nuff said.
adarkangel 5 months ago
omg!! My sexy sexy Wesker *o* For you, I'd kill Chris!! (and I do repeatedly in RE5 =D)
ShePlaysIt 5 months ago
16 B.S.A.A agents watch this video XDXDXD
AriakasDragon 5 months ago
Somebody can translate this in French, i can't hear and understand everything
TifaMacky 5 months ago
ABS!!!!! <3
Stormgrl17 6 months ago 3
Rockets are probably delicious. LOL
blackshilen 6 months ago
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
darkfire6991 6 months ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
@darkfire6991 lol I bet you are mad as hell.
Halonerdful 6 months ago
Wesker! For the sake of every female watching this (and some of the males) please put your shirt back on! We just can't take it!
JarvisComics 6 months ago 5
i'm eating rockets
SpecialForcesKid 6 months ago
Best commercial ever!!!!
superwolf1001 6 months ago
screw fabio, WESKER VS MUSTAFA would be the shit. DUKE IT OUT
Arausito 6 months ago 6
Oh, man, this guy reeeaaly has fun with his character Wesker! :D
doro666 6 months ago 3
I feel like buying this product now :P
PikminExpert 6 months ago
QUE GAY
deathNandoo 6 months ago
It is in your best interest to get this Old Spice.
MrTerradell 6 months ago
G-G-G-G-Global Sat-ura-tion!
Sciencebro 6 months ago
sadly wesker is offically delcared dead by capcom. go check it out on the website its really sad to say but hey the clone will porbably be cool... I think.
Shadyman55 6 months ago
Wat.
Elementa96 6 months ago
dam straight
TheGString123 7 months ago
I KNEW IT!!! I knew he didn't die! He just ate the rockets. XD
NemoBeatrice 7 months ago 4
.....wow...just..lol that was funny as hell man, I never thought I'd hear something like that from Wesker. Though I do wonder if after 5 he's still alive..more than likely,dude just won't die. He could fund his next experament with commercals like this lol.
ShinKyuubi 7 months ago
i love that it was AWESOME/funni :D
TheGothgaara 7 months ago
Best.Fucking.Thing.EVAR.
TheCuteRika4ever 7 months ago
I'm now a robot
*legion whistles the old spice theme*
Deathhawken 7 months ago
@Deathhawken
I'm now a Krogan.
"Chris."
Stef04343 7 months ago
now look at your man now look at me now back at your man lol
autoshutdownpower 7 months ago
Um... Mr. Wesker, I don't want a man like you. I want you!
fslayer1290 7 months ago 76
@ShadowFoxSTARS I see your point, and he may be tired of doing Wesker. We can only hope he does more Resident Evil work :)
WitchKing98 7 months ago
Hmm... so basically you're sayin' I could have the slightest chance to turn my bf to look/smell/kill like Wesker... with the possibility he might die and turn into Uroboros?
DEAL!
NobuoNomura 7 months ago 6
Wesker may be eating rockets, but I'm eating pussy.
aaronmp8 7 months ago
If I ever meet DC Douglas I want him to pretend to be Wesker :DD
WitchKing98 7 months ago
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ShadowFoxSTARS 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I think that is what he already does... But he gets paid to do it. It's called "Acting". =P I would request of him to do something else, before he gets sick of voicing Wesker, and before the allure of the voice runs dry. =S
ShadowFoxSTARS 7 months ago
HE'S MINE! NO ONE TAKES MY ALBERT! D:<
mritchie1 7 months ago
@mritchie1 no he's mine we already got marry and had kids you are just his lover hahah
oraine19 6 months ago
@oraine19 I don't care! Its good Enough ;D
Perhaps He's cheating on you with me!!
mritchie1 6 months ago
@mritchie1 hahaha good one XD
oraine19 6 months ago
@oraine19 We'll name the child after you. ;]
It'll be Wesker Oraine Wesker :D
mritchie1 6 months ago
@mritchie1 why would you have it be wesker oraine wesker if you could name him albert. leaving him with the full
name of Albert Oriane wesker and then he can go by wesker. if it was originaly a joke im sorry to use your time.
Naughtonizers 6 months ago
@Naughtonizers IT WAS A JOOOOKEEEE DB
mritchie1 6 months ago
I am albert wesker. minus the uroborus
Gottschalk1990 7 months ago
Oh. My. God. I think I'd be fine if my girl left me for Albert Wesker. Wait what the fuck am I saying, I'm leaving her for Wesker!
unclesamxlr 7 months ago 5
@unclesamxlr Well, then everything works out!
LOL XD
lonelysith66 5 months ago
GIANT AVANT GARDE PHALLIC SYMBOL
Dillrod90 7 months ago
Lol, "I'm eating rockets".
TheGreatEvil233 7 months ago
The little jingle at the end was the one the crippled me after a minute solid of pissing myself laughing, easily THE greatest video on YouTube.
ScubaSteve796 7 months ago
Pure fucking awesomeness. D.C douglas can do my girlfriend.
UmbrellasSpy 7 months ago
Lol I love you D.C. Douglas
ExiledKraken 7 months ago
Beats the shit out of the real one... god that ad pisses me off -.-
rozasupreme 7 months ago
CHRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
pinkstrawberrypig 7 months ago in playlist Funny
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pinkstrawberrypig 7 months ago in playlist Funny
This was the most amazing commerical I've ever seen ever.
Hakuman 8 months ago
15 people don't want Wesker. ><
H0ly0n3 8 months ago
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athletichunta 8 months ago
lol I've been waiting for this to come out...then forgot about, then remembered it lol.
loveyouohka 8 months ago
great work D.C.love it
dvarty100 8 months ago
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
I'm on a laptop
Darkbeautyellise75 8 months ago 135
@Darkbeautyellise75 Your comment is the best comment i have ever seen on youtube.
TyrantDNA 5 months ago 4
@TyrantDNA Cheers mate x)
Darkbeautyellise75 4 months ago