Dexter's Funniest Moments

[MonicaLuzuriagaAE34]

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[mitchelltimson]

It is missing "Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14 inch strapon" -Masuka

[ApathyKillsAll]

"This is worse than foreplay" best line ever. from season 1, but i forget what ep.

[Mi37591]

The Funniest Scenes is when Dexter talks under his breath as someone else is having a Converstation with him. His Sister said, you have a busy day, you need to arrange for the Funeral, get flowers, dry clean your suit (Dexter says and get plastic, kill someone, cut up the body, and dump it)

[TheFlyposter]

How can you not add the scene where Dexter is telling the children that their mum has died, whilst wearing Micky mouse ears?

Now that is dark comedy.

[TheFlyposter]

This:

/watch?v=51tnyTjFaPs

[jz12891]

Can someone tell me the song that plays at the begining and the end?

[Distorsted]

a missing piece of the human puzzle lol

[OMGdoublerainbowxP]

vince scenes are best.... best part is vince's theory of how the guy wrapped in plastic got killed

[Mi37591]

@OMGdoublerainbowxP Yeah the whole thing where you think Dexter will get caught dragging the plastic guy and placing him with Dan the Dentist, but he walks out as Vince arrives and Vince's twisted explanation how it all makes sense. Autoplastic Mummfication Erotica.

[NARUTO5195]

You Forgot The Class "I Will Not Kill My Sister. I Will Not Kill My Sister. I Will Not Kill My Sister." LMFAO

[TheBren22]

i like in season 6 when dexter walks in on jamie and dbra fighting and then in his head he says "would it be wierd if i just left" lol

[superromanvideos18]

there will be a season 7 and then season 8, which will be the final season, this has all been announced and is 100%. dnt worry guys there 2 whole seasons left of our friendly neighborhood serial killer, thats 24 episodes!! and a extra bonus, his stupid annoying wife rita, and annoying as kids will not come back, im so happy rita is dead, she crapped his organized style.

[TheMetallicafan20]

"your bald" *points to crouch "Oh"

[DennisBayazitov]

Did you know that season 8 will be the finale?? NOOOO

[MrBigfoot0912]

You idiot. season 3 episode 11 is from seaason 4 episode 8 dumbass!

[MrBigAzzLover]

@MrBigfoot0912 actually, you IDIOT! it's right.

laguerta finds the hair in miguel's car and goes to dexter instead of masuka.

lol. you were WAAAAY off, too.

who's the dumbass now, DUMBASS?!

[mikealbee1984]

Butter Face bahahahahahahaha!

[Timberextra]

@Skafiskafnjak I love the kidnap scene too. I was freaking out wondering how he was gonna get out of that trunk!

[XxTriViuMfan98xX]

"Oh god." *season ends*

[eminemrapper150]

Keep pressing 8 to see Vince the Fucker and Batista the Masturber

[Chubachus]

miss dokes

[redcthulhu]

Man, they cut off the funniest part of the bronco scene where Deb walks up and immediately recognizes it as the bronco.

[MrBlablabla1998]

Sry guys press 6

:p

[MrBlablabla1998]

Keep presing 8, Dexter has ivisible headphones !

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

Oh yeah i remember those days... When the show was actually good!

[Skafiskafnjak]

i think the funniest moment is when Dexter gets kidnapped in the trunk and knocks out masuka as they open the trunk for his bachlorette party. Or when Debra describes Lila and Dexter is like "You just described the perfect woman."

[shapalabras]

Mazuka...

[dcpigpen]

Two words...  "autoerotic mummification".

[182Burritos]

"I didn't know you were Jewish."

Poor Doakes. Surprise Mothafucka, you dead!

[TheSufan1000]

1:05 LMFAO BEST PART!!!!!!!

[Chelseafcswag]

Lmao watch vince from 1:35-1:42 then pause lol

[MrWillDaBest]

The shoud make Dexter in 3D XD

[zerogeisha]

Like a bronco.  Haha.

[MDkid1]

Dexter reminds me of my ex boyfriend.

[MsEternallyYours]

@MDkid1 haha im jealous! dexter is hot!

[MDkid1]

@MsEternallyYours alas...not in looks...in behaviour :S...and thats why he's my ex! :)...haha I shouldn't have said that.

[reneecay]

i can so totally agree with dexter at the bronco part. i listen to convos like that at school... and i think exactly what he thinks :) best show eva

[zaranmehta]

masuka at 1:37..............LMAO

[lerasai]

"You give me the fucking creeps, you know that, Dexter?" Lmao, I miss that guy.

[MDkid1]

@lerasai ya they should have kept him on for longer!

[dykesy30]

Bucking Bronco FTW! It's as much fun as it sounds :P

[LeBronForTheWin]

@dykesy30 LOL how awkward would it be you trying to keep your dick inside when she's trying to pull her ass away. I'd do that for a one night stand for sure tho

[dykesy30]

@LeBronForTheWin It's surprisingly easy if you have a hold of her hips, feels great too :P

[LeBronForTheWin]

@dykesy30 hahah I guess she cant pull that hard. Still awkward, what did she say? get off? It would only last for a couple seconds I guess before I would let go

[dykesy30]

@LeBronForTheWin It involved a lot of saying "Who?!" and struggling and literally bucking her hips although when she bucked her hips to try throw me off she came due to how good it felt lol.

[LeBronForTheWin]

@dykesy30 ahahaah I hope you're not bullshitting cause I think imma try it

[dykesy30]

@LeBronForTheWin I'm not, just make sure you will definitely never want to see the girl again because it's a bad idea to try it on anything other than a one night stand lol.

[LeBronForTheWin]

@dykesy30 lol ya for sure dont wanna do that. I'll try to find me a random girl to try that on tho

[MegaZinaz]

type "dexter theme rock" on youtube check out kayvan69's video. he is sick

[DeadKold]

LOL THE BRONCO CLASSY STUFF

[Younglox]

@DeadKold : Yeah.The Bronco stuff is priceless. BAM !!! LOOOL

[bokeywilliams]

@DeadKold Agreed!!!

[jeminni19]

i love masuka! haha

[horsefucker1680]

Cool.

[shivani5200]

iam miss the central peice of human puzzle...

"this is one of them".....lol..

[LovegoodXXX]

What episode was the last scene from? I don't remember it... If I missed it, I'd like to fix that mistake.

[newjackridi]

@LovegoodXXX season 1, episode 3. In the beginning of each scene in this video it says which season/episode it is from on the bottom left.

[jonw82]

@LovegoodXXX The funny part is when Deb walks in and is like "Ohh Bronco?"

[stargazerOCEANBORN]

Still laughing since i first realised the ''but-of-face'' joke...

[omega2k1969]

@stargazerOCEANBORN it's butterface... everything but her face. get it?

[doubleg137]

@omega2k1969 One step beyond butterface is dairyface.. because its not just the butter, but the whole dairy. 

[stargazerOCEANBORN]

@omega2k1969 i guess you are right.. thanks

[MINIeminemFAN]

I am a HARDCORE "24" FAN, but this show is my 2nd fave HANDS DOWN!!! Can't wait for the 6th season!! Tell me Jack Bauer and Dexter Morgan wouldn't make a good team!!

[killakadafi77]

@MINIeminemFAN Dexter fighting terrorism, or Jack catching killers?

[SirJohnsonYYY]

whats the song in the beginning?

[IG434]

Where is the scene of Debra saying "A baby?! A motherfuckin', rolly-polly, chubby-cheeked shit machine -- are you kidding me?!"? Where is the scene of thanksgiving day when Dex says "NO!" after Rita propose to say what they are thankful?

[masterchief342]

@IG434 The Thanksgiving scene is in season 4, episode 10



[IG434]

@masterchief342 Yes, I know, just wonna see it in this vid too.

[CHAVEZKRYSTAL]

"You give me the fucking creeps you know that Dexter?!"

bahahaha xD u didnt say that when Dex head butted ur ass c: lol

[lLeonnFS]

haHahAHahAHAha

1:35 Masuka moviments are just PRICELESS!!!

[PaladinWin]

*spinspin* Crimescene.

[didjerideb]

I like Dexter's hair in season 1. So what, you may say. that's ok......

[Kugelfisch87]

dexters german voice ftw!

[thelamborghinidude]

I like how Dexter Calls Masuka Japanese although the actor who plays him is Korean.

[TheMarokii]

@thelamborghinidude well....just because he is korean doesnt mean he cant play a japanese guys. plus from a japanese guys perspective, i think he looks more japanese then korean

[delpher32exe]

child's play...

[sobottacan]

masuka:D

[HalleHavoc]

This is the best fuckin show EVER

[FanOfHoneydew]

thumbs up if you use 1:14 through 1:43 to entertain yourself

[sethfan1000000]

tits

[fierblaze]

aw, the ending bronco seen should have had masuka doing the move and deb reconising it was the bronco

[Arcanex1982]

Cant wait for season 6

[bobolandi]

What is the name of the saxophone theme that plays on the begining and on the end of the video?

[Matt561]

Whole video should have been masuka

[TheFarmerboyproducti]

@Matt561

why doesnt he just get his own show?

[Schmidteren]

@Matt561 nah... funny was when dexter would tell debra and he imaginied her reactions... lol

[Matt561]

@Schmidteren lol I'll give you that one

[Schmidteren]

@Matt561 :D GET ON THE GROUND MOFO...

funniest is last one where she just puts a bullet to his head, so funny :D

[curiouskat03]

What does pressing 7 do? lol

[ydneah13]

I love Dexter

[MYheroMJrip]

so in love with Dexter.

[Eastunda]

the bronco can also be used when you say you have aids instead of saying another womans name

[nmbr1cub]

what about "Recipricate. La pasion!"

[iandefreitas13]

best show ever, it's why I wake up in the morning!

[madibroo]

hahaha!!! love Mazuka!! funny guy!!

[Promzo14]

...Fx never ran these.. Showtime made this!

[cledet1219]

@Promzo14 in the UK, FX runs it. Next time, why don't you use a little thought before you speak. "FXUK"...Google it, dipshit.

[Promzo14]

@cledet1219 Sorry for my ignorance. In America, FX runs less recent things, and Showtime runs Dexter. I don't live in the UK, so don't expect me to know what it runs and doesn't run. Maybe check your own ignorance.

[MuayThaiViking]

i wanna try the bronco some time :D

[shannonvirgo]

Dexter is my favorite show, but there are so many funnier clips of Dexter than these ones.....

[PoutingXEvoke]

"looks like a finger painting..... :D "

You're a fucking creep, you know that dexter?

Oh man...I love this show!!!!!!

[RockLobsta23]

@PoutingXEvoke he says "you give me the fucking creeps..."

[LolFlavoredSoda]

Doakes is a prick, glad he got framed/killed.

[jbob098]

The Bronco. One of my favorite moves

[ScourageStar99]

DEXTER RULES!!!)

[mundanelifeof]

lol "what's a butter face?" and the rest after that just killed me.

[Tsarbomb117]

i can barely remember that black guy. i remember when dex kild him

[SoGLordKratos]

@Tsarbomb117 Dexter never killed him

[gagirl1990]

@Tsarbomb117 dexter didn't kill him. lila did

[DutchJake]

@Tsarbomb117 How could you not remember Doakes? Doakes and Dex had the best dialogues ever!

[kingpita172]

I've just recently developed an addiction to this show.... sooooo GOOD.

[gossipgirldidi]

"you're bald" LOL

[starrgazyr]

This video's freaking hysterical! Dexter's just such a great show. :)

[Raafi1234]

I'm sooo going to try the bronko, lol. It's going to be be taken up as a lifes challenge!!

[Percy4186]

OMG! thats soo funny....it looks like finger painting! thats soo disturbing

[BagetaMovies]

butherface xD

[scotb6]

this is one of them XD DEXTER FTW

[Oliundso]

you're bald

ouh...

[BNS206]

I miss a rather funny scene: the negotiations between Miguel Prado and Ellen Wolf...

[AwesomeGamer4]

oh im looking for the scene where dexter is thinking of all the situations if he tells debra he is the bay harbor butcher

[PaddySnuffles]

Can't believe its taking so long to watch this series! It's absolutely bloody billiant! (pun sort of intended)

[MjoelH]

hahahahahaha, is this coming to fx for real?

[KALASH69]

@MjoelH In the UK...

[totalmeltdown911]

Best show ever.

[Camacho120]

@totalmeltdown911 the wire