Artie Lange Returns to Howard Stern Show Pt.1

[erick70raiders]

robin was always good,nice and very much a lady but now i hate that stupid cunt,artie and howard were good friends until negro woman from the south showed her nasty two face cunt.

[DavidWicked]

stern sux without artie and artie is ok without stern.

[1981BTHM]

Bet he could kill u vvss

[vvssitic]

guys such a tool he can't even kill himself

[pweller2222]

God Bless Artie, God Bless Howard! Artie, I hope you remain happy and healthy. Stay away from the stand up life style and dedicate yourself to the show. You once stated you hated stand up but loved the money. Brother, the stress and hard living associated with living on the road is something you don't have to live with anymore. Live long and live healthy!!!!!!!!!!!

[jam1ga]

That fight was all Howards fault.Saying that ,Artie was obviously in a bad way.

[tragic1Kingdom]

I love Artie.

[lpg8888]

whats the song playing at the start?

[MrDandman]

@lpg8888 great american nightmare rob zombie

[drvonhoss]

@lpg8888 white zombie - american nightmare

[SCUBONZIES]

ARTIE SHOULD GET HIS OWN SHOW

[RES1ST0R]

god damn Robin always fucking laughs at the worst times. FUCK ROBIN she is such a cunt

[Lvduggo69]

What happened to Howard and rev bob leavy ? Did it have something to do

With Artie. I mean he don't even talk a bit about him. And won't let Artie on the show when artie wamts to come in and tell his story about stern having Artie fired for no reason but getting off drugs. WTF ?

[Lvduggo69]

Sounds like jdbrewmasterfags parents did a real bad job raising him and showing her empathy. Way to go mr and mrs brewmaster. Or he could of been adopted when his parents saw what they created.

You're a mini etm ! Carma is a bitch and so are u.

[jakeb]

jibrewmaster you are a faggot

[jlbrewmaster]

Artie is still at the end of the day a LOSER!!!!

He is a fat loser, pussy drug attic, weak minded, shit talking, herion taking, self stabbing, donut eating, two faced, hypocritical bitch. He talks and has talked so much shit to people who have been through so much more in life. What a winey pussy bitch you are. FUCK YOU ARTIE YOU FUCKING DICK, STAB YOURSELF AGAIN, THIS TIME HIT YOUR FUCKING HEART YOU BITCH

[RES1ST0R]

why the fuck is robin laughing while artie is telling touching, personal information. FUCK ROBIN IN THE CUNT BITCH i fucking hate that whore.  FUCK ROIBIN

[Rittscher143]

Robin saying "Im still here" how unfortunate , I wish I would never have to hear that annoying voice ever again !!!

[TheUSK0]

Robin has Howard's penis so far down her throat that if he said he was a terrorist she'd say the Taliban was the greatest organization ever.

[RES1ST0R]

why does robin laugh like a fucking cunt at the worst times

[TheHockeyCentral]

@RES1ST0R Because....she is a....

[concerned11]

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE DRUG PROPECIA!!!

It causes PERMANENT SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION!!!

Many men have committed suicide as a direct result of the drug's after-effects!

Merck is also actively blocking victims from making revisions on the Propecia Wikipedia page! Their actions are very disturbing!

If you have hairloss, just shave your head or live with it.

Don't destroy your life by going on Finasteride !!!

[valdemar8]

Richard Pryor. George Carlin. Andy Kaufman. Artie Lange. thumbs up if you agree

[brookemcin79]

What happened after Artie lied about rehab around Christmas Vaca? According to the date on the youtube video, it was after his return. I don't remember it.

[Lvduggo69]

You are a virgin because girls don't want to fuck u !

But really u just say that u are a virgin cause u are a looser that knows that dipshits like me will comment on it so u can come home from your shitty job "if u have one" and u can get attention even If it's neg so it makes u in your fucked up way feel important. I feel sorry for u in a weird way. Even etm got pussy.

[CUSTOMLIFR]

I DON'T THINK ARTIE WANTS TO DO NOTHING IF A MILLION DOLLARS DOESN'T MOTIVATE YOU THEN YOU ARE JUST L....A.....Z.....Y

[SELFproclaimedVIRGIN]

I AM A VIRGIN

[tmontanaz44]

gonzo from bunker hill was here

[Hemanoma]

I wish this was happening now.

[trentigalaxy]

is this after artie's suicide attempt? has he returned to the show?

[buyerofsorts]

@trentigalaxy No, this is a few years ago after he quit after fighting with his assistant "Teddie the scumbag".

[LetThereBeRocker]

Artie - Stern or no Stern, WE LOVE AND MISS YOU. Keep smilin' bro. Don't give up. Make that multi-million dollar blockbuster. Write that clever TV pilot. The world is yours, man, and millions of fans got your back and want only the best for you!

[djchalierobinson]

HONEST

[InlandGreen]

howard sounds like my grandpa...

i guess we dont get younger, havent heard him in years since terestrial.

[MrGrevy]

Artie's life has been nothing but undeserved second chances.

[buyerofsorts]

@MrGrevy I know. That dude has 9 lives alright.

[geoff101001]

get this fat shit out of here and bring back the jackie the joke man!

[rmillions0206]

@geoff101001 yeah. artie has nothin to contribute to the show... you douche.

[rmillions0206]

@geoff101001 yeah. artie has nothin to contribute to the show

... you douche.

[bobbystj]

I just wish I knew how Artie is doing now

[einsteinslies]

@bobbystj A recent article stated (via his sister) that Artie is bedridden and barely speaks 5 words a day. Awful.

[missraw]

@einsteinslies Yes I read that. I really wish that he's okay now and a lil happy with his family. Maybe all the drug was just taking a toll on him, but whatever. Just wish he's okay. Very sad- I mean someone who stabs themselves with a 13 inch knife, not once, but 5 times, obviously is hurting deep inside. :(

[AC6773]

@missraw I agree with you. I guess he was using then but even when an addict quits it takes 3 months for your brain's chemicals to return (if they even return) back to normal. Essentially, your brain is sick for around 90 days. I just recently looked at Artie because I usually listen while I work and his appearance, sleeping on set, and if you watch his face looks so sad after he says something. Robin even noticed it.

[AC6773]

@einsteinslies Seriously? Where did you read that? Since no updates are given a lot of listeners really want to know how he is doing.

[einsteinslies]

@einsteinslies Artie's been on stage with the stand-up act several times since this..

[DeepSouthWrestling1]

Gotta Li'l RD!!!!

[AlexGlogerTV]

Howard Stern: King of radio

[CARDUELIS999]

Get well, artie. Enough with funny people dying young. 

[MikeRedman1975]

It's Howard's fault!

[CQ1981331]

rip steve langford

[meishern]

the way this guy sounds why was anyone so surprised he tried to kill himself? he talked about it practically non stop.

[ULTRADREW1]

I dont think anyone would really care if Robin quit

[SylviaKayeSims]

@ULTRADREW1 -- Yes, I would care if Robin quit.. I would kill myself. Robin is not nearly ARROGANT enough for my taste...:) :}

[CQ1981331]

RIP.jd harmyer

[lesidhe]

@pubpukeNfight strong words comin' from... oh... sorry. No One At ALL. =]

[BJZnRPZ]

if howard didn't grab lange he would have been dead years ago off of cheap dope from his failings in life. howard should spray more of that cash over his ppl .

[lesidhe]

@BJZnRPZ he doesn't write the paycheques. He can influence who gets hired and fired, but he has no responsibility whatsoever to "spray that cash" any further than his wife and kids (and maybe parents). As far as "grabbing Lange" goes, I'm pretty sure the fact that Stern became who he is by being a beacon of Free Speech WITHOUT Artie speaks volumes.

[CQ1981331]

RIP JD Harmyer

[Vince70]

Beautiful women don't do jobs where they have to do anything above and beyond standing there and looking good. An assistant gig like this is lots work and pressure. Oh yeah and Jesus, Robin was great years ago but time has not been kind...

[themandude20]

RIP artie

[bringinhomesara]

I hate Robin

[temdatli]

If I made a million a year I would have a beautiful woman as my assistant... not Teddy.

[cokehorse]

RIP Artie Lange...

[Hounsfield]

is this the artie lange show? nope, it's the HOWARD STERN SHOW, Howard had a talk with artie and told him to quit hijacking the show. I'm glad he did, it was getting bad. artie is a phony, bottom line, it's just too bad alot of people are too dumb to realize that

[bassplays]

Man sure seems to know about politics behind the Howard Stern Show.

[poppyplanet1]

I love Artie and I'm glad he's back. He tells great stories and adds alot to this show.

[statis]

I saw Teddy and Artie at LAX back in November (after his Kimmel appearance). We were taking the same plane to Newark, but I spoke with them in the terminal while waiting to board. After Artie went away to get a drink or whatever, I asked Teddy if he was Teddy. He said yes, and I told him I remembered from 'that one show on Howard TV'... he nervously said, "uh, I don't know what you're talking about." I also saw Artie get some cash from the ATM in the terminal and give Teddy some cash.

[theknowbody]

I wonder if they were in LA to get married?

Arti seems to love Teddy.

[Hounsfield]

Artie wouldn't have done shit to Teddy. Artie is all schtick. It's all an act. He sucks. He is a drama queen.

[MrExtremeMedia]

watch my clip youll see diffrent

[sockrapist]

artie fucking rocks...the cocksucker teddy is raping artie for cash.

[caviglia17]

artie lange is fucking awesome too bad he has to kiss howards ass

[Hounsfield]

He doesn't have to. He can leave the show anytime. He's killing the show.

[bmxfelon420]

you're probably one of those idiots who wishes jackie would come back dont you? jackie sucked, he was an idiot, and he laughed like a moron and the show is so much the better to not have such a cheap, annoying loser laughing at his own jokes every three seconds.

[Hounsfield]

Hey stupid, no I am not one of those idiots that wishes jackie back, but I'm also not one of those faggots who is in love with artie like you are. I listen to the Howard Stern Show not the artie lange show. you fucking queer.

[lumpyloks]

I don't think ppl should care that much if anybody goes unless the person is HOWARD STERN!

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

or richard or sal...I don't know what I'd do if one of them left.

[Onionsayswhat]

What happened to Teddy? is teddy still fired?

[kolst8406]

According to Wikipedia, Teddy was still working for Artie as of December 2008.

[Onionsayswhat]

what a load of shit. Howard's only thinking about money. Artie's a piece of shit crybaby that should be fired who's been given way too many chances.

[lastardriver]

Lick my balls.

[Onionsayswhat]

I couldn[t if I wanted to your mother is in the way!

[maxymyllyon]

yea in every society that type of person is usually homeless, and nobody gives a rat's ass about them.

artie should clean his life.

[EAParce]

Remember how Howard used to berate Baba Booey for doing Monster Truck shows over the weekend and complaining that it got in his way of productivity? Howie used to make bits and raise a huge stink about it. Now fuckin Artie with his problems and Howie gives him a pass every time. WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[Loskenne]

Artie is a talented entertainer but he's got too many issues.

[phoneix91]

why do you all give a fuck about this fatfucking drug atttic

[srvaughan121]

nice grammar, asshole.

[lesidhe]

@phoneix91 lol "fatfucking drug atttic". 'Nuff Said.

[pattrendicks]

Do you see the line between entertainment and ratings its small but its there. can cause freinds to hate each other. Howard is a good MC but becarefull how you treat your freinds. Artie 's character is a scape goat so he will take the blame for this but it was Howards fault

[mickeymantle0007]

No it wasn't, shit for brains.

[pattrendicks]

Artie Rules he doesnt need Howard anymore

[Hounsfield]

Artie would fall flat on his face without Howard, he would be doing shows with Levy and make $1500 a night.

[VaughnErickson]

Lol, my call is on there. i tell him that his stand-up is getting in the way of the show.

[tx99si99]

your kidding right? this is why they have them on the show...and it is funny.

[LennysComet]

so is you, using a computer................

[mickeymantle0007]

worst day of howard stern history, ever. it was so disappointing to hear this hack comic get away with attacking his co-workers

[willythewerewolf]

dude you dont know shit, so shut the fuck up.

[bigrussthefuss]

well it happens, they are pretty balls to the wall when it comes to quarells

[Hounsfield]

I agree. Who quits and then comes back? Artie is a hack and he knows that without the show he ain't sellin one book

[ronlighty420]

are you ready for some dirty deeds !!!!!!

[AlteredBridge]

"FIYAAA!"

[Hughezy]

wait, Artie fought with Andrew Dice Clay?! i've gotta fucking hear that!

[MacedoMS]

Artie will end up like the great John Belushi and Chris Farley if he doesn't get help soon...

[Dibrini]

You mean he will become a comedy legend?

[susan2love]

howard is kinda mean he made fun of selena after she died

[Turtlegoyim]

He is mean. But he is equally mean to everyone, so it becomes social satire.

[hillbillycadillac]

What?

[Turtlegoyim]

What I mean is, he's not just mean to one group, like blacks or Jews or women or gays ... he's mean to everyone (including himself) so it becomes a comment on what's unsaid in society.

[rocket2525rocket]

what?

[Turtlegoyim]

See ... oh, forget it.

[TheMarkistaBomb]

me2

[Turtlegoyim]

me3

[STINGY3000]

we love you robin

[mitzibishi]

yeh i think robin is to old skool, but she staying till howards retirement in a few years. artie is funny tho

[HandyMan101]

This guy needs to lose weight and get back into rehab

he's so fucked up

he's gonna die young

[aipyor]

you are right...100 percent...i am sick of him now, he was so endearing, with great stories, now he has no new stories b/c he has no life

[BOOMEROU4]

im glad that he came back

[Beskrock]

Lol! I love it!You Stern suckers believe that this is not a bit! Keep shelling out your money for vacation Stern! Lol. My prediction came true. Not that it was much of a stretch. Any independent, critical thinker knew that Artie would be back Monday. It's only a few tools that actually paid to find out. Lol!

Keep listening to the man who never steals and everyone copies. Lol.

[Ace0414]

you're 100%

[mpr3275]

I'm the third caller on this. Howard dosen't like being critizied so he hung up on me. Cheap jew son of a bitch

[Closone]

Can you not mention Youtube on the Air! No wonder so many clips were taken down last week! LoL.. good work for getting on the air.

[teytch5]

Glad Artie came back and to his senses. Teddy has taken advantage to his softer side for far too long. Now, can we maybe get Robin to get the hell out of this show. she dosn't bring enought to the show bring Jullian Barbierie in 4 robin, a chick that is hot and hot for howard would be a great dynamic for them. Artie back YEA, robin still here, BLAAAAAAAAA. Howard is and would still be king without Robin riding his tails.

[jeremyshambles]

thanks so much for uploading this, cheers.

[nellie66]

so glad you are back artie! why did it take this for you to realize you are part of the 'family?'

[Landrew120880]

Another phony fight to con listeners to subscribe to Sirius. Howard at the beginning of this show wouldnt tell people if Artie came back so more people would tune in. Suckers.

[mohadino]

the guy was fucking suicidal after the fight and you say it was phony? you area fucking idiot you fuck face

[Landrew120880]

He's a stupid drug addict spoiled fuck who wont stay on Suboxone. Anyone who can afford it, should have no excuses.

[JesseMeza07]

Glad he's back.