Granted, if I took this seriously, I might as well think of all southerners are hillbilly trash. Then again, I will admit, the internet itself has unfortunately consumed most of the USA. Still, seeing as you aren't giving the homosexuals a hard time, I will give you a thumbs up. Also, gotta agree, the confederate flag is more of southern pride, though people who cry foul on it are too consumed by the past. Until we move out of the past, we cannot venture forward.
To do a good imitation of a southern rebel you gotta act pissed at somethin.
Like..damn them yankee's soms a bitches, every time i read the newspapers theys always encroachin on our rats! My blood gets to cookin everytime a wall street willy gets another fat check and i'm still piss poor fixin trucks 7 days a week! I'm sick an tired of those wealthy northanahs i think i'm just about ready blow up fort sumter all over again, teach them yankees sums a bitches a thing or two about the southland!
The South would be more awesome, since it's such a mellow place and all and people don't seem to be assholes there the way there are here in New York, if it wasn't for the whole religion thing.
About the Confederacy though, I dunno what there is to love. Not because of slavery, but because it got a good 5% of your population killed and destroyed your entire economy. Yeah yeah, I get the whole fighting for our independence thing, but when you get right down to it it was a pretty stupid idea.
@Charlieschode I said the South seceding was a stupid idea - not the principle for fighting for independence. The South seceded to expand slavery. 40% of the South was black, and they didn't get a say in secession - and if they did, the vote would have gone the other way. So yeah, I believe that a state ought to have a right to secede, but
@Charlieschode 1. It must be by a majority vote of ALL of its citizens, or their FAIRLY elected representatives, and 2. It cannot confiscate the property of another government, even if that property fall right next to its territory, like Fort Sumter did.
Yeah, blacks couldn't vote in the 13 colonies either, but the vote would not have been any different even if they could, and independence had nothing to do with slavery. Furthermore, the colonies had NO REPRESENTATION in Parliament, whereas the
@Charlieschode the South had AMPLE representation in Congress, and even more political power than that. None of their fundamental rights were being violated. NONE. If you equate the struggle for independence of the 13 colonies with the struggle of the South to expand slavery then YOU are a shame to your country.
George Washington put down the Whiskey Rebellion, and if he was President at the time, he would have put down the Southern rebellion, too.
Only one complaint: it's not "mosquitoes", it's "skeeters". You can't be lettin' slip yur fancy book-learnin'. Also, if you ever do this again, please somehow include the phrase "The War of Northern Aggression" - that always cracks me up.
thats a pretty damn good southern drawl, bud. I'm native to Ga, and even I dont have that much of a draw (and I know you were putting it on, but you did a great job. LOL. I actually used your video to show a friend in London what we "southerners" sound like.")
One other thing... You'll have to pick on us for being uneducated on something besides the Bible... this being the Bible belt and all. We know it, read it and can quote it, honey!
You do need help with your "southern" accent here's a few tips (I was born and raised in TN): you almost had Wrestling but you pronounced the g on the end. Here's how a redneck would say it: RASSLIN Tobacco: Backer. Also I don't think you said Ya'll one time, need to add that in, but don't over do it. Need to slow down and draw your words out a little ex. Rat - Raaat. Mosquitos: Skeeters. The Confederate flag - Stars and Bars. People from up North - Yankees or Yanks or Damn Yankees.
lol so funny, my grandpa says inter-web. You need to work on the accent though, you sound a little disney goofy-ish. Born and raised and the south, we joke about our rebel ways all the time. You can tell you are being totally sarcastic. Come on why ford jk, i don't care long as it's american made. It's pronounced baca or you could just say skull or whatever brand you prefer.
my friend the civil war was not entirely because of slavery though every chestbeating politically misguided black person would have you believe that because it garners sympathy for their struggles that they have not managed to overcome in almost 200 years if you look back you will find that slavery was actually on its way out because of how expensive it was to maintain as inhumane as that sounds its the truth ever see someone try to raise 30 dogs?
The real question is this: Why didn't Lincoln let 5mil+ succeed from the USA into their own country when the constitution clearly allowed 3mil+ to succeed from Great Britain and form the USA?
Aymen Bruther. We gotta keep dim yankees from invading dis here Bible Belt, even if'n it means we gots ta use are bukshot & the power of Jesus. Actually, I am a very intelligent redneck. I get all a's, play the banjo, harmonica, & piano. And always find time to go hunting for wildlife & keep on the narrow path set by God. I love my Confederate Flags & I love black people, cuz the bible says to love everbody. Most of us aren't racist and most of us don't curse and drink. 75% of us are Christian.
@ConfederatePatriot Ha ha ha, awesome comment. yeah I'm actually not from the south but my family is and I love the south and southerners. glad you guys put up with me and my crap. I completely agree with your philosophy on treating others equally and following God.
I`m sorry to hear that your dad died, were you close? I`m close to my dad as well and he used to be a farmer. What caused the civil war? Was it something to do with the union being greedy and wants to take over the south.
@CelticDragonWarrior (i have to post my response in two parts cuz its too long).Yes sir, my daddy went to meet our Lord over 3 years ago, God bless his hard-working soul. Sure hope you appreciate the time you have with your own pa.
@CelticDragonWarrior And as far as our civil war goes, the main issue was over slavery, course I'm positive the north was jealous of our beautiful lands after they destroyed theirs to build large cities and factories and such. They just used slavery as an excuse to try and take over! Not that I'm agreeing with our ancestors for keepin slaves and whatnot. But we held our ground and let them think they won. Today we still inhabit this beautiful God-given southern coast.
@cornhash89 WOW catch up on your history!! Now before you go off, I'm from the south too... And the idea that they use the excuse of slavery to "take over the south" Is pathetic!!
Hi, I find your accent normal. Don`t listen to what other people say negative views about southerners. By the way is it true that people from the south are warm and welcoming to visitors?
@cornhash89 Really, you don`t say. I`ve always wanted to go to America like visiting seaworld at Florida, shopping at New York City, looking at the Grand Canyon, seeing Mount Rushmore and any other tourist destinations that I have not mentioned. What does southern hospitality involve?
@CelticDragonWarrior America's sure a fun place to live! Hope you're able to get over here some day. As for southern hospitality, it includes a friendly atmosphere and mounds of delicious home-cooked food! Those are my favorite parts of it, anyhow. I like to think people can feel at home with us, like we're practically family and what not. That's the short of it, in my opinion: Friends are family and should make themselves at home!
Granted, if I took this seriously, I might as well think of all southerners are hillbilly trash. Then again, I will admit, the internet itself has unfortunately consumed most of the USA. Still, seeing as you aren't giving the homosexuals a hard time, I will give you a thumbs up. Also, gotta agree, the confederate flag is more of southern pride, though people who cry foul on it are too consumed by the past. Until we move out of the past, we cannot venture forward.
vysethethird 2 months ago
You got preteen nips
asmoxbaby 6 months ago
To do a good imitation of a southern rebel you gotta act pissed at somethin.
Like..damn them yankee's soms a bitches, every time i read the newspapers theys always encroachin on our rats! My blood gets to cookin everytime a wall street willy gets another fat check and i'm still piss poor fixin trucks 7 days a week! I'm sick an tired of those wealthy northanahs i think i'm just about ready blow up fort sumter all over again, teach them yankees sums a bitches a thing or two about the southland!
Charlieschode 6 months ago
Sorry but Northerners are better because they have class and don't smell like shit.
VelaToNorma7 6 months ago
haha wrastlin
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rjparry1988 6 months ago
The South would be more awesome, since it's such a mellow place and all and people don't seem to be assholes there the way there are here in New York, if it wasn't for the whole religion thing.
About the Confederacy though, I dunno what there is to love. Not because of slavery, but because it got a good 5% of your population killed and destroyed your entire economy. Yeah yeah, I get the whole fighting for our independence thing, but when you get right down to it it was a pretty stupid idea.
RightLibertarian 8 months ago
@RightLibertarian
"Fighting for independence" - "Pretty stupid idea".
George Washington just rolled in his grave. You are a shame to your country.
Charlieschode 6 months ago
@Charlieschode I said the South seceding was a stupid idea - not the principle for fighting for independence. The South seceded to expand slavery. 40% of the South was black, and they didn't get a say in secession - and if they did, the vote would have gone the other way. So yeah, I believe that a state ought to have a right to secede, but
RightLibertarian 6 months ago
@Charlieschode 1. It must be by a majority vote of ALL of its citizens, or their FAIRLY elected representatives, and 2. It cannot confiscate the property of another government, even if that property fall right next to its territory, like Fort Sumter did.
Yeah, blacks couldn't vote in the 13 colonies either, but the vote would not have been any different even if they could, and independence had nothing to do with slavery. Furthermore, the colonies had NO REPRESENTATION in Parliament, whereas the
RightLibertarian 6 months ago
@Charlieschode the South had AMPLE representation in Congress, and even more political power than that. None of their fundamental rights were being violated. NONE. If you equate the struggle for independence of the 13 colonies with the struggle of the South to expand slavery then YOU are a shame to your country.
George Washington put down the Whiskey Rebellion, and if he was President at the time, he would have put down the Southern rebellion, too.
RightLibertarian 6 months ago
I love the south. Born in it gonna die in it, basically I'm a country girl. And I totally agree what the government is doing lol love this vid!!!!
boomhauerfan1 8 months ago
Only one complaint: it's not "mosquitoes", it's "skeeters". You can't be lettin' slip yur fancy book-learnin'. Also, if you ever do this again, please somehow include the phrase "The War of Northern Aggression" - that always cracks me up.
VeryEvilPettingZoo 10 months ago
thats a pretty damn good southern drawl, bud. I'm native to Ga, and even I dont have that much of a draw (and I know you were putting it on, but you did a great job. LOL. I actually used your video to show a friend in London what we "southerners" sound like.")
LMAO - Inter-webs!!! LMAO. priceless.
happyhead64 11 months ago
One other thing... You'll have to pick on us for being uneducated on something besides the Bible... this being the Bible belt and all. We know it, read it and can quote it, honey!
bilbrey98 1 year ago 2
@bilbrey98 As do I, my friend.
cornhash89 1 year ago
You do need help with your "southern" accent here's a few tips (I was born and raised in TN): you almost had Wrestling but you pronounced the g on the end. Here's how a redneck would say it: RASSLIN Tobacco: Backer. Also I don't think you said Ya'll one time, need to add that in, but don't over do it. Need to slow down and draw your words out a little ex. Rat - Raaat. Mosquitos: Skeeters. The Confederate flag - Stars and Bars. People from up North - Yankees or Yanks or Damn Yankees.
bilbrey98 1 year ago
lol so funny, my grandpa says inter-web. You need to work on the accent though, you sound a little disney goofy-ish. Born and raised and the south, we joke about our rebel ways all the time. You can tell you are being totally sarcastic. Come on why ford jk, i don't care long as it's american made. It's pronounced baca or you could just say skull or whatever brand you prefer.
countryrockpunkgirl 1 year ago
@countryrockpunkgirl I'm glad someone finally sees that this video is a joke! Yeah I'm trying to work on my "accent", thanks for the comment.
cornhash89 1 year ago
my friend the civil war was not entirely because of slavery though every chestbeating politically misguided black person would have you believe that because it garners sympathy for their struggles that they have not managed to overcome in almost 200 years if you look back you will find that slavery was actually on its way out because of how expensive it was to maintain as inhumane as that sounds its the truth ever see someone try to raise 30 dogs?
knucklechukka 1 year ago
The real question is this: Why didn't Lincoln let 5mil+ succeed from the USA into their own country when the constitution clearly allowed 3mil+ to succeed from Great Britain and form the USA?
BrambleHeart000 1 year ago
@BrambleHeart000 taxes and the natural resources that were in abundance in the south
knucklechukka 1 year ago
im 100% southern and we need 2 take that nigger out of office
MrBooboo1993 1 year ago
@MrBooboo1993
I lolled so hard....
BrambleHeart000 1 year ago
Aymen Bruther. We gotta keep dim yankees from invading dis here Bible Belt, even if'n it means we gots ta use are bukshot & the power of Jesus. Actually, I am a very intelligent redneck. I get all a's, play the banjo, harmonica, & piano. And always find time to go hunting for wildlife & keep on the narrow path set by God. I love my Confederate Flags & I love black people, cuz the bible says to love everbody. Most of us aren't racist and most of us don't curse and drink. 75% of us are Christian.
ConfederatePatriot 1 year ago
@ConfederatePatriot Ha ha ha, awesome comment. yeah I'm actually not from the south but my family is and I love the south and southerners. glad you guys put up with me and my crap. I completely agree with your philosophy on treating others equally and following God.
cornhash89 1 year ago
@cornhash89 i love your accent!! =D
ilovesparky13 1 year ago
oh i see. Well there are so many different southern accents. so none are the same.
VASINGER 1 year ago
I`m sorry to hear that your dad died, were you close? I`m close to my dad as well and he used to be a farmer. What caused the civil war? Was it something to do with the union being greedy and wants to take over the south.
CelticDragonWarrior 1 year ago
@CelticDragonWarrior (i have to post my response in two parts cuz its too long).Yes sir, my daddy went to meet our Lord over 3 years ago, God bless his hard-working soul. Sure hope you appreciate the time you have with your own pa.
cornhash89 1 year ago
@CelticDragonWarrior And as far as our civil war goes, the main issue was over slavery, course I'm positive the north was jealous of our beautiful lands after they destroyed theirs to build large cities and factories and such. They just used slavery as an excuse to try and take over! Not that I'm agreeing with our ancestors for keepin slaves and whatnot. But we held our ground and let them think they won. Today we still inhabit this beautiful God-given southern coast.
cornhash89 1 year ago
@cornhash89 WOW catch up on your history!! Now before you go off, I'm from the south too... And the idea that they use the excuse of slavery to "take over the south" Is pathetic!!
Hopeaa 1 year ago
@cornhash89
actually the civil war had nothin to do with slavery
it was over the union, even lincoln asid if he could keep slavery and keep the union as one he woulda done it.
the whole slavery thing is just an excuse to make northerners seem like the better man.
smileitsallison 1 year ago
@smileitsallison
Northerner ARE the better men.
Atheist2006 9 months ago
@Atheist2006
hahaha funny joke,
you should be comedian.
smileitsallison 9 months ago
Hi, I find your accent normal. Don`t listen to what other people say negative views about southerners. By the way is it true that people from the south are warm and welcoming to visitors?
CelticDragonWarrior 1 year ago
@CelticDragonWarrior Thank ya kindly, Celtic. And yes, southerners are VERY hospitable. At least the ones I know!
cornhash89 1 year ago
@cornhash89 Really, you don`t say. I`ve always wanted to go to America like visiting seaworld at Florida, shopping at New York City, looking at the Grand Canyon, seeing Mount Rushmore and any other tourist destinations that I have not mentioned. What does southern hospitality involve?
CelticDragonWarrior 1 year ago
@CelticDragonWarrior America's sure a fun place to live! Hope you're able to get over here some day. As for southern hospitality, it includes a friendly atmosphere and mounds of delicious home-cooked food! Those are my favorite parts of it, anyhow. I like to think people can feel at home with us, like we're practically family and what not. That's the short of it, in my opinion: Friends are family and should make themselves at home!
cornhash89 1 year ago
@CelticDragonWarrior southern hospitality is overall being nice and noddin your head. help an old lady across the road..
jonjoninu 1 year ago
Lol.. Hon.. People down here are going to eat you XD did you keep the flag? It's nifty.
PlacidDeath 2 years ago 2