Super drunk guy trying to buy some beer. Cheers mate!

[wakeboard023]

That's called too much acid. Not alcohol

[74745]

Lean wit it rock wit it!! IBeen therer done that

[2theonlyone2]

i think this guy is going to come later for more beer... once his back to normal that is..

[tonyn24play]

I know this guy! He failed a drug test at my job

[DaveMingcheng12345]

i just wonder how the fuck he got to the shop in the first place

[rachelsanders2]

This is me after one can of Keystone Light!

[CanadianGreekGirl]

LOL HES DANCING LIKE BERNIE!!!!

[producerbigsouth]

This guy is super fucking drunk. He still manages to go for another 6 pack Damn. He still fels hes tipsy when he already floating in the clouds. Do u see this guy looks like hes walking on lilypads.

[genoxs]

let him do the bernie man xD

[LiLT0Y]

02:33 it's okay, I'm sober i know i am

[L2thePz]

i dont like this song, but it goes good with this video

[imawsome65]

LMFAO HES BREAK DANCING MOST OF THE TIME XD

[neptune93a]

Officer to drunk boy : "How high are you?" Drunk Boy: No officer, its "Hi! How are you?"

[anfony22]

This video was funny till this annoying overplayed song ruined it

[LucaDatt]

He might be a heavy drinker, but that's the heaviest six pack hes ever tried!!

[MrLtMuldoon]

If I was the guy at 8:51, I'd think the zombie apocalypse had just broken out and this man on the floor was one of them.

[MrLtMuldoon]

He's determind, gotta give him that.

[yeahshemindless101]

i wonder wht drink he had.?

[SamMallin]

haha okay this video kicks my videos ass!

[fusionfilmstv]

I remember my first beer too...

[Tim15136]

omfg this godamnd funny

[imsmudgefree]

Aw shit - it's that dude again!! He's big on YouTube.

[SuperApollo1999]

Every time I click a video it's 009 system sound

[cykovisuals]

009 Sound System sucks major ass!

[Jiffypop199]

Man, He's only doing the weekend at bernie!

[deuceheavyweaponzloc]

LMFAO once he fell it was over lol he looked like a mouse on a glue trap.lol no matter how fucked up he was he wanted another drink.i think he was doing the crip walk lol

[ronan300900]

all rise for the YouTube national anthem

[ILoveHIM6449]

Eatin a hot pocket at 4 in tha morning and watching this :D

[TheGefro]

Two words... Life Alert!

''Help me I've fallen i cant get up!''

[deuceheavyweaponzloc]

@TheGefro lmfao he must have lost his handy calling neckless

[nightintheruts617]

damn I need a beer or two after watching that one

[Influx27]

This felt funnier when it was a one man show

[PurpleDinoHippes]

Aha I forgot my creamer.

[djangoguru]

some asshole is pulling him back with invisible rope :P

[Termspitt]

I bet he is saying; Oh I'm not drunk I just like falling and like touching things oh yea I'm not drunk it's just the floor I LOVE IT I like the feel of handles and stuff yea that's it.......

[seedlord1]

he don't let go of the beer

[lukawandadizzy2000]

Lmfoa, the old man :D

[FCA1975]

LMAO

[Conan1KA]

Hes not drunk u dumb fucks, if you can't tell a drunk guy from a fucked up high on some chemical shit then don't be fucking acting like you know jack fucking shit, motherfuckers

[twilightdivamidna]

@Conan1KA Oh, shut up! Not like YOU know any better. You can't even spell without swearing, get your ignorant butt outta here.

[Conan1KA]

@twilightdivamidna please go fuck yourself before trying to say some dumb shit about a person you have no fuckin idea about :) Thanks

[twilightdivamidna]

@Conan1KA Lol, man, your fail is the most epic fail.

[Influx27]

@twilightdivamidna I thought the epic fail was the guy in the video trying to buy some beer

[twilightdivamidna]

@Influx27 I thought so too, until Conan1KA a.k.a the "Retard" came along.

[twilightdivamidna]

FUCK THIS SONG AND THE PERSON WHO MADE IT.... t(-_-t)

[gamerxpert123]

@twilightdivamidna hey caliss vous avez tu fini d'envoyer chier tous l'monde man

c vous les plus malades dans tt ça criss !!

[gamerxpert123]

@twilightdivamidna Si y'avait unvi d'fair de l'acting, criss laisse le !!

tk il l'a bin en stii

[gamerxpert123]

@twilightdivamidna if you anderstand French man !!

[twilightdivamidna]

@gamerxpert123 Nope.

[DistortedVizion]

My heart goes out to him. I really want to help him home and scold his friends.



[Influx27]

@DistortedVizion help him home? Scold his friends?! I wanna toss him in a police car! Have him sober up in a drunk tank. People should not get that drunk, nor should they be out in public like that.

[VICTORYCROUCHER]

Help me, I can't get up

[schnickman55]

Wasted! Whether it's alcohol or something else.  Great video.

[busuto3]

Turtle! Turtle! Turtle!

[MerandaMurder]

He is definately NOT drunk, he's on something else. They should have called the ambulance or something! -__-

[Tidycrankle]

@MerandaMurder

That was my first thought too. Oh no how is he leaving, I thought. Some dumb ass got my grandson that drunk...but was afraid to call an ambulance when he was found face down in a parking lot.. Finaly someone passing by called an ambulance for him. We love ya Blue stay off the booze dear heart!

[MrHongKongBuffet]

1:30  Turtle on its back.

[favre16]

One of the funniest videos I've seen, looks like he went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson....That guy was fuckin WASTED and trying to buy beer....lol...I can't stop laughing.

[danetpie]

0.39 he uses his magic for teleportation

[kamaumik]

Dude has a magnet on his ass that keeps him to the floor... lol he starts pan handling in the store. lol.........

[kamaumik]

Dude has a magnet on his ass that keeps him to the floor... lol

[xoBOSSox]

at 10 in the fucking morning?!?!

[morganpag]

When he is on the floor, he looks like a newborn giraffe trying to figure out what legs are for!! Fucking Hilarious!!!!!!

[MrNico739]

I'm sure we've all been there at one point

[rubyandsolon]

i wonder what he's saying..'no no i don't need help it's just that i suddenly felt the need to wipe the floor a bit , but i'm getting up right now, no problem..it's like, supereasy ..and then i'll have another beer please!'

[THECLOSETWRITER]

Please rise for the youtube National Anthem

[DrzkiD95]

Lmao!!!!!!!! This is hilarious!

[420kidds]

INSTANT MUTE

[TheShakiebreaks]

what a trooper

[LUPIN90]

I WILL NEVER BE DRUNKED ENOUGHT TO LIKE THIS SONG OF CRAP

[dshivertaz7778]

I watched for the first time and I was laughing so hard I literally was crying cuz I ain't never seen somebody that drunk before, I couldn't even breathe I was laughing so hard

[muddwell]

he's only had a few lights.

[cortex364]

this vid i the best

so so so drunk

[jennifa08]

ctfu hahahhahaha

[synthsmagic]

gee I remember the good old days when I got plastered after downing 30 beers and I would simply play GTA IV while drunk. Oh how I love virtual reality drunk driving.

[josh024420josh]

Yeah right, you're probably making that up cuz it was you

[vansluva11]

Looks like hes getting his ass kicked by a ghost

[3770burgerShot]

@vansluva11 lol

[showtyyaneli12]

i love this man! lol

[dr00p42]

you think he's drunk? his friends chose him to go on a beer run because he was the least drunk of all of them.

[greatgoindia2020]

@dr00p42 Hahahahahah ..that was classic from you buddy!!!!!!!!! LMAO

[11duncanc]

K hole champion.

[Branderoo11]

how does someone get so drunk?! lmao

[SalvyMex1]

he prolly thought there was an earth quick jaja XD

[holliehamster123]

Just pissed myself so funny

[sprtn0117brice]

FUCK this song, fuck all of 009 sound system, even hough its all the same song and no one seems to notice

[jdkedd]

I like how no one commented about the song that nearly every video on youtube has. I guess he got payed for putting it on his video...

[AMINEDJ17]

0:01 to 0:35 hh

Fashion show

[BadSeasonFilms]

4:01-4:05 He's like, "Nahh, I'm good."

[BadSeasonFilms]

Way too drunk for 10:47am

[brokenwingsangel81]

gravity is not his friend

[brokenwingsangel81]

there no way in hell he is just drunk he had to smoke or drank some thing..

[monteonsj]

And this Guy is making a Beer Run!



[Deracros]

What a hero. Cheers.

[tristynraelynn]

I would have crawled my drunk ass out that store, just saying



[Strumingua]

Euphoria engine.

[relyt771]

Was it just me or did he get up a lil too easily at the end there? he just up and walked out after all that

[TupacWestsideOregon]

@relyt771 ya thats what i was thinking i think he did it fora joke

[cooldude555]

thumbs up if you're watching this drunk!!!!!!

[tjvance42]

I sure hope he's not driving!

[kiddycorn3]

I'll have what he's having...

[ventilize]

i remember when i was shit faced mother fucking stoned with the mega fucking munchies and i was standing in line with my friend and this dude fell on his fucking head just out of nowhere and all you heard was this thump and teeth sound he just fucking like crumbled maybe it was this guy.

[ventilize]

hi im chris hansen and your on to catch a drunkard. i swear i was just gonna take the beer for a walk .

[Theebottomdogg]

the most dedicated person youll ever meet

[StrongHeart13]

Those ass holes didn't think that maybe they should help him?

[SilverHaze93eddie]

For everyone who actually thinks this Guy is just drunk your retarded he's obviously on hella psychedelics most likely acid you don't act like that when your drunk

[brandenkingsley]

@SilverHaze93eddie thats what i thoughtthen i look it up there was a whole thing on it bac in 2009 he was nothing but hammered he s level was a .27

[sapun42]

looks like he is playing QWOP

[ombreaamber]

i wonder what every1 was saying in this vid?



[Florin09CSUS]

that looked like me the other day LOL

[TnKGaming]

The US in a nutshell.

[Blade10201]

my best friend running an errand for me

[AlanNekroman]

That foo is on some hells bells

[corrybelanger]

You know he was faking right? look at the end he gets up and walks out normal right after the old man calls the cops. :) People pull pranks like that all the time. :D but that is some funny shit.

[thebearjewkiller1976]

ITS DO TO ASSCLOWNS LIKE THIS THAT WE HAVE SO MANY STUPID LAWS WHEN IT PERTAINS TO DRINKING!!! I HOPE THAT JAW JACKING SOB GOT RAN THE FUCK OVER WHEN HE WENT OUTSIDE!!!!

[DjFab361]

Definitely not brew, ghb or special k. Dude is on some loser ass drug! Brew is crap also!! Anything that makes you throw up is garbage!!

[90talisten]

whats the name of the song, its awesome?

[zillsburyy]

go for it u fucking bum!

[PowerToker420]

night of the living dead.....

[karriehedges]

lol that cracks me up lol its like u just keeps walking backwards why didnt he just walk backward out of the place haha and why didnt they just help him up my gosh

[karriehedges]

lol that cracks me up lol its like u just keeps walking backwards why didnt he just walk backward out of the place haha

[jimche]

might as well drink it there, you aint going to be allowed to buy it lol

[jimche]

reminds me of an iphone game, trying to walk a drunk guy

[infringinator]

And weed is illegal? Id rather get stoned and fall asleep than walk around like a corpse

[AlanNekroman]

8:18 =) lol

[AlanNekroman]

Watching this makes me feel better about myself =)

[LAPITXONA]

I think this is ketamine, no beer...

[theslenderbender00]

funny video, teriible song

[hipsterical]

rag doll man

[HeadshotComing]

1:22 - 5:16 Finally got up OMG!

[TheProudsinglemom]

he makes me want to throw up and fall asleep ;)

[Jdubya1984]

How the hell did he make it to the store?!?!

[svenssonPsg]

@Jdubya1984 HAHAHA!

[sadskatecrew]

@Jdubya1984 he probably left his house the night before lol

[ValleyHiPlaya]

@Jdubya1984 He drove a car. lol

[Dalaw9]

Looks like hes getting his a** kicked by a ghost. tosh,O

[Dalaw9]

hes not drunk hes sleep walking!!!!!:)

[PowerToker420]

this is real i can tell cuz my uncle was an alcoholic and i used to see him get as drunk as this and end up in the drunk tank all the time with fines to pay and stuff........ also who knows this guy prolly took some kind of pills and the alcohol reacted badly with it

[boojum402]

Hey, He's a Bud Man!

[h8ter92]

This guy is definitely not drunk, he is on some type of drug, chances are he is on shrooms, lsd or some shit like that

[XkkIII]

at least he worked out his stomach ... 20, 21, 22 SIT-UPS

[seleleoulele]

This guy has become a legend XD

[xI2eVoLaTioNZz]

When i grow up i wana be just like jesus in this video :)

[TheChannaal]

turn of the music and try "ain't no rest for the wicked", fits perfect :D

[MayaBellaable]

is this real cuz it looks fake



[pingi223]

Thats who I want buying my Beer! He never gives up!

[pingi223]

He was sober!!!!

[PrOht55srt]

hes not just drunk... HES SUPER DRUNK

[SetabnhoJ]

He is like, "ok so ill just wait it out, breathe, ok lets do this! fail."

[chicagoabe]

he's time traveling.

[P1ST0LW1PxX]

oh noo im about to fall over i better grab this plastic bowl.

[Wallhar]

if he was drunk he would just stay on the ground.

hes just in wonderland right now

[MusicToEatOfficial]

It's not alcohol.. It's ketamine. an hallucinogen like LSD..

[swlarb]

Este tipo no anda pedo anda drogado

[JensenBeach42O]

this dude is doing it like bernie!!! look up vid do it like bernie after u watch this..i swear thats what hes doing ...!!!if ur gonna get drunk get this drunk or go home in ur priius and jerk off to ur Wii.he geting it how he lives ,..they should help him up and give him 15%off if hes a repeat customer...hammerd like a BOSS...GAY SONG..

[NinjaPanther3]

cleanup on aisle 4...

[britarthc]

alcoholic zombie

[EvanTimothyP]

he can drive home hell be fine

[EvanTimothyP]

All i wanna know is how the fuck he got there?

[Breedin9Ground]

@EvanTimothyP

Well he eventually managed to exit the shop, too, didn't he?

[bogse]

Faking drunk!!

[jwilliams2661]

alrite. not great

[68luxbabydoll]

OMG ur limit!!

[bugmantim]

This looks like an act to me. I think it is all staged. Funny though..

[Morton19228]

@3:08 hope seems to be lost.......BUT WAIT! Whats this!? Here he goes again

[LADYLOCZ38]

THE MUSIC MESSES UP THE VIDEO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS!!

[deadwind1111]

*mute*

[dustin92k]

he looks like he has a dick up his ass

[SuperGary1212]

his fuckin drunk

[hawkman22387]

Every time a video comes on with this song I either A) turn the volume all the way down or B) go to the next random video, cuz any video is better than one with that retardation on it.

[lovettmuAhH]

U kno fucker who made this vid....i really fukin hate how u kept pausing it. Every god damn little second!!!!!!!

Ughhh

So frustrating..

>:/

[69sup3r69]

my favorite part about this video, hands down, is the song.

[inuendos]

This cunt is on magic mushrooms!

[GAPEALLDAY]

i muted this song so my parents wouldnt think im gay.